E5 - Friends
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SIGN New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Hobin
Sorry, but I'm gonna head off now.
My ingrown toenail's hurting.
[00:08] Snapper
Are you sure you wanna give up now?
[00:10] Munseong
Anyway, I look forward to your next video.
[00:13] Pakgo
I told you I'd have my revenge.
[00:16] Bomi
What's wrong with you?!
Why are you doing this?!
[00:19] Pakgo
Nice angle.
[00:21] Snapper
Hobin, I'm sorry.
[00:24] Hobin
Bye, Bomi.
[00:26] Munseong
Right now, what he needs is to be left alone.
[00:30] Samdak
The answer is within you.
SIGN Viral Hit
SIGN Viral Hit
[02:07] Snapper
Rumi, congrats on
hitting 100k subscribers!
SIGN Beauty tips
NewTuber
Rumi
100k Subscribers
[02:11] Rumi
Thanks. Now, buy me something.
[02:15] Snapper
Shouldn't that be the other way around?
[02:17] Snapper
Hobin's not here again.
It's been a month now.
[02:22] Snapper
Well, after what happened,
it's only natural for him to want to hide.
[02:27] Snapper
One of the loser class becoming
famous was too much to ask.
[02:31] Rumi
Say, weren't you friends with Hobin?
[02:36] Snapper
What? No way.
Who said I was friends with that guy?
SIGN Episode 5
SIGN Episode 5
SIGN Episode 5
SIGN Friends
[02:41] Snapper
Anyway, Rumi, need a producer?
[02:46] Snapper
I have lots of experience,
so I think I can help out in a lot of ways.
[02:50] Pakgo
What are you doing?
[02:52] Pakgo
I thought you and Hobin were besties.
[02:56] Snapper
Pakgo?
[02:57] Snapper
What? That loser?
[02:59] Snapper
I just had to put up with him
as my business partner.
[03:03] Snapper
Seeing as how he's on the
downward slope now, I don't really—
[03:08] Pakgo
Yada, yada, yada.
[03:10] Pakgo
You betrayed me to get on Hobin's side,
and now you're betraying him, too?
[03:16] Pakgo
Don't you ever get ashamed of
sucking up to everyone you meet?
[03:21] Pakgo
Suck-ups like you annoy me
even more than Hobin.
[03:26] Pakgo
Let's stream.
[03:27] Pakgo's Lackey
Okay.
[03:28] Classmate B
Doesn't he get tired of being such a loser?
[03:30] Classmate D
He's the worst. I never wanna be like him.
[03:32] Snapper
Yeah, that's right. I am the worst.
[03:36] Snapper
To survive, I suck up to
those stronger than me.
[03:39] Snapper
What's wrong with that?
[03:42] Snapper
I can't fight or get good grades.
This is the only way I can get a leg up.
[03:49] Snapper
I don't have a single friend
to lend me a helping hand.
[03:54] Snapper
This world is loaded with idiots.
[03:57] Pakgo
Hey, all you losers
waiting around for me,
SIGN Heya
SIGN Heya
[03:59] Pakgo
my lunch break
stream starts now.
SIGN Heya
SIGN I'm back
SIGN Heya
SIGN I'm back
SIGN Heya
SIGN I'm back
SIGN Did you even eat lunch?
SIGN Heya
SIGN I'm back
SIGN Did you even eat lunch?
[04:02] Pakgo
Like always, there are idiots
complaining about whatever,
[04:06] Pakgo
but like always, I'm gonna
talk smack and make cash.
SIGN So funny how his personality's flipped
SIGN So funny how his personality's flipped
SIGN So funny how his personality's flipped
SIGN Better than pretending to be a good boy
SIGN So funny how his personality's flipped
SIGN Better than pretending to be a good boy
SIGN So funny how his personality's flipped
SIGN Better than pretending to be a good boy
SIGN Whatcha doin' today?
SIGN So funny how his personality's flipped
SIGN Better than pretending to be a good boy
SIGN Whatcha doin' today?
[04:09] Snapper
Even though he caused problems
and already sank to the bottom once,
[04:09] Pakgo
Hey, all of you haters!
Don't like what you see? Get lost!
[04:12] Snapper
it wasn't long before he was
accepted back into society again.
[04:13] Pakgo
Fans are all I need.
[04:16] Pakgo
Aw, yeah! 900k subs!
Thanks, everyone!
SIGN Cool
SIGN Cool
SIGN Cool
SIGN Congrats
SIGN Cool
SIGN Congrats
[04:20] Snapper
Why's everyone giving
this dirtbag money?
SIGN Cool
SIGN Congrats
SIGN Clap clap clap
SIGN Cool
SIGN Congrats
SIGN Clap clap clap
SIGN High School Gangster Pakgo
SIGN Scared of me?
SIGN Subscribe, then
SIGN High School Gangster Pakgo
SIGN 900k Subscribers
SIGN Subscribe to this channel
[04:23] Snapper
What I really don't get is how this new style
has made Pakgo super popular.
SIGN Home
SIGN Videos
SIGN Playlists
SIGN Community
SIGN Pakgo interviews
on the street
SIGN Viral Hit
SIGN 90k Subscribers
[04:29] Snapper
Meanwhile, Viral Hit's
subscriber count keeps falling.
SIGN No uploads at all?
SIGN Viral Hit
SIGN 90k Subscribers
SIGN No uploads at all?
SIGN 90k Subscribers
[04:33] Snapper
But it's no mystery why.
SIGN No uploads at all?
SIGN Did he quit NewTubu?
SIGN No uploads at all?
SIGN Did he quit NewTubu?
SIGN 90k Subscribers
SIGN 90k Subscribers
[04:35] Snapper
The main guy's gone and
no videos are being uploaded.
SIGN No uploads at all?
SIGN Did he quit NewTubu?
SIGN So he's disappeared? Unsubbed
SIGN No uploads at all?
SIGN Did he quit NewTubu?
SIGN So he's disappeared? Unsubbed
[04:38] Snapper
There are still some
waiting for him to return,
SIGN Leave a comment
SIGN Lalala
SIGN Let's hang on a little longer
SIGN Old fella
SIGN Ding
SIGN Kids these days need to learn patience!
SIGN Old fella
SIGN Ding
SIGN Back in my day, we were built different
SIGN The old guy's still here
[04:41] Snapper
but who knows how long
they'll stick around?
[04:44] Snapper
And it's all because of this lowlife.
[04:47] Pakgo
What's a good way
to get to a million subs?
SIGN Damn, he really doesn't care lol
SIGN Damn, he really doesn't care lol
SIGN Damn, he really doesn't care lol
SIGN lololol
SIGN Damn, he really doesn't care lol
SIGN lololol
SIGN Damn, he really doesn't care lol
SIGN lololol
SIGN Might as well just lie down lol
SIGN Damn, he really doesn't care lol
SIGN lololol
SIGN Might as well just lie down lol
[04:52] Pakgo
Hey, Snapper.
[04:53] Snapper
Now what?
[04:53] Snapper
Yeah?
[04:55] Pakgo
You know where Hobin lives, right?
Get him to come to school tomorrow.
[05:00] Snapper
You want me to sell out my friend?
[05:03] Pakgo
If you can get Hobin to come in
and get my channel to a million subs,
[05:08] Pakgo
I'll make you my cameraman again.
[05:11] Snapper
How despicable are you?! But...
[05:14] Snapper
Sure, I'll bring him.
[05:16] Snapper
This is an opportunity.
[05:18] Snapper
I never thought of him as a friend.
[05:21] Snapper
I have to survive, no matter what.
[05:29] Snapper
Ma'am!
[05:31] Snapper
You're Hobin's mom, right?
Where is he right now?
[05:36] Jihyeon
Who are you? Hobin's friend?
[05:39] Snapper
There's no time for that!
Tell me where your house is!
[05:42] Snapper
I need to make him come to school!
[05:45] Snapper
It's super urgent!
[05:47] Jihyeon
He isn't going to school?
[05:50] Snapper
I need him to be my scapegoat.
[05:54] Snapper
But I can't tell her that.
[05:57] Snapper
I just need to know your address.
[05:59] Snapper
I've been there before, but all the buildings
look the same, so I don't remember where it is.
[06:05] Snapper
I'll do whatever it takes to survive.
SIGN 3-10-11, Kitadai-cho,
Higashi Tamagawa-shi
[06:09] Jihyeon
Here.
[06:10] Snapper
Sweet! I'm saved!
[06:14] Pakgo
Weren't you supposed
to convince him to come?
[06:17] Pakgo
Thanks to you,
I'm a laughingstock again.
SIGN Mission failed
SIGN Mission failed
[06:21] Pakgo
How am I supposed to do
my 50k yen project now?
SIGN Mission failed
SIGN That's 50k yen down the drain lol
SIGN Mission failed
SIGN That's 50k yen down the drain lol
SIGN Mission failed
SIGN That's 50k yen down the drain lol
SIGN Just go get him already
SIGN Mission failed
SIGN That's 50k yen down the drain lol
SIGN Just go get him already
[06:24] Snapper
I went to his house, but he wouldn't come out,
no matter how much I called out to him.
[06:29] Pakgo
Excuses, excuses.
I made a promise to my viewers.
SIGN Lying again
SIGN Lying again
SIGN Lying again
SIGN Pakgo's so over the line
SIGN Lying again
SIGN Pakgo's so over the line
SIGN Lying again
SIGN Pakgo's so over the line
SIGN Come on, Pakgo!
SIGN Lying again
SIGN Pakgo's so over the line
SIGN Come on, Pakgo!
[06:36] Pakgo
Fine.
[06:38] Pakgo
Send Hobin a video message.
[06:40] Pakgo
If he comes here, I'll let you go.
[06:46] Snapper
Hobin...
[06:48] Snapper
Don't come to school.
[06:50] Snapper
Pakgo's on a mission.
He gets 50,000 yen if he beats you up.
[06:56] Snapper
If you come to school,
he might literally kill you.
[07:00] Snapper
I'm serious. Just stay home.
[07:04] Snapper
I can't do it.
SIGN Name
SIGN Jihyeon Park
SIGN Age
SIGN Sex
SIGN Female
SIGN Physician
SIGN Heojun Kim
SIGN Nurse
SIGN Huata Park
[07:12] (Flashback) Jihyeon
Are you Hobin's classmate?
[07:16] (Flashback) Snapper
Uh, yeah, that's right.
[07:17] (Flashback) Jihyeon
I knew it! He told me about you.
[07:22] (Flashback) Jihyeon
About how he's glad to
finally have a friend in class.
[07:25] (Flashback) Snapper
Huh?
[07:26] (Flashback) Jihyeon
He said school was much more
fun now, thanks to his new friend.
[07:34] Snapper
I'm a backstabber who's all talk,
yet you still call me a friend?
[07:39] Snapper
How can I betray you?!
[07:44] Pakgo
Hey, Hobin. You watching?
[07:46] Pakgo
You just gonna leave
your friend to the wolves?
[07:50] Pakgo
Come and save him already.
[07:52] Pakgo
I get 50,000 yen if
I can get your pants off.
[07:57] Snapper
Hobin... Don't you dare come.
[08:00] Snapper
Stay at home where it's safe!
[08:02] Snapper
Don't you dare come here!
[08:04] Pakgo
Hey, c'mon.
[08:06] Snapper
If you're watching this,
don't come to school at all—
[08:12] Pakgo
Hey, you're finally here. I've been waiting.
[08:16] Pakgo
Is this a surprise from Snapper?
You should've told me.
[08:21] Snapper
Hobin?
[08:27] Snapper
Uh, what...
[08:33] Snapper
It's streaming live?
SIGN Huh?
SIGN Huh?
SIGN What?
SIGN Huh?
SIGN What?
SIGN Huh?
SIGN What?
SIGN Are they back?
SIGN Huh?
SIGN What?
SIGN Are they back?
[08:36] Hobin
What are you doing, Snapper? Film me.
SIGN Huh?
SIGN Huh?
SIGN Huh?
SIGN Seriously?
SIGN Huh?
SIGN Seriously?
SIGN Huh?
SIGN Seriously?
SIGN It can't be!
SIGN Huh?
SIGN Seriously?
SIGN It can't be!
[08:42] Hobin
Viral Hit's returning
video is called...
SIGN We've been waiting!
SIGN We've been waiting!
SIGN We've been waiting!
SIGN Welcome back!
SIGN We've been waiting!
SIGN Welcome back!
SIGN We've been waiting!
SIGN Welcome back!
SIGN Whatcha been up to all month?
SIGN We've been waiting!
SIGN Welcome back!
SIGN Whatcha been up to all month?
SIGN We've been waiting!
SIGN Welcome back!
SIGN Whatcha been up to all month?
SIGN Revenge match!
SIGN We've been waiting!
SIGN Welcome back!
SIGN Whatcha been up to all month?
SIGN Revenge match!
[08:47] Pakgo
Huh? What's this guy saying?
[08:53] Hobin
"How to Fight and Beat a Regular Person."
SIGN Viral Hit
SIGN Viral Hit
SIGN Viral Hit
[09:09] Snapper
Hobin, you idiot! You fool!
[09:11] Snapper
I told you not to come here!
SIGN Hobin's back!
SIGN Hobin's back!
SIGN Hobin's back!
SIGN Comeback stream!
SIGN Hobin's back!
SIGN Comeback stream!
[09:14] Hobin
Hey, Snapper. Make sure you
film every move I make.
SIGN Whoa, he talks
SIGN Whoa, he talks
SIGN Whoa, he talks
SIGN What's that written on his hand?
SIGN Whoa, he talks
SIGN What's that written on his hand?
[09:21] Snapper
He's suddenly trying to act cool.
SIGN And then, when I say this line...
[09:23] Snapper
He even has notes.
Did he practice those lines at home?
[09:26] Sign
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SIGN "Make sure you
film evry move
I make!"
Catchphrase:
"Don't miss this, viwrs!"
And then, when
I say this line...
[09:28] Snapper
And so many of the words are misspelled.
[09:31] Pakgo
This guy's so stupid,
it's starting to get cute.
[09:36] Hobin
Pakgo's gonna hit me.
[09:39] Hobin
How to get hit without getting hurt.
[09:43] Pakgo
You crazy loser!
[09:43] Snapper
What are you doing, Hobin?
[09:46] Snapper
He totally beat that technique before.
[09:49] Pakgo
How sad. Using the same moves again.
[09:54] Pakgo
You know that won't work on me!
SIGN One Month Ago
[09:59] Samdak
"How to get hit without getting hurt"
can easily be countered with an uppercut.
[10:06] Samdak
Only a real idiot would use the same move over
and over just because it worked the first time.
[10:12] Hobin
Yup, I'm that idiot.
[10:15] Hobin
Just because the thing
I'd learned worked once,
[10:18] Hobin
I got overconfident and
believed I was a good fighter.
[10:22] Hobin
As a result, I shamed myself
in front of Bomi.
[10:27] Hobin
How am I supposed to face her now?
[10:29] Hobin
Should I just never see her again?
[10:34] Hobin
What about my NewTubu?
[10:35] Hobin
After getting clobbered so badly,
how can I face my viewers?
[10:40] Hobin
But then, what about
my mother's hospital bills?
[10:45] Hobin
Why am I so weak?
[10:48] Hobin
Why must I always be so miserable?
[10:52] Hobin
If this were an anime, some miracle
would suddenly make me stronger...
[10:57] Hobin
but this is reality.
[11:01] Hobin
No! I have one, too!
[11:04] Hobin
My own miracle!
[11:06] Samdak
How to Fight, Lesson 2:
"How to Fight and Beat a Regular Person."
SIGN How to Fight
Lesson 2
SIGN "How to Fight
and Beat
a Regular
Person"
[11:11] Samdak
Learning how to get hit
without getting hurt is just the start.
[11:15] Samdak
This is where it really begins.
Your dedication will be put to the test.
[11:20] Samdak
To learn the technique
I will teach you now,
[11:22] Samdak
you will need to dedicate
a whole month to it.
[11:25] Hobin
That long?
[11:26] Samdak
There are three essentials to fighting.
SIGN Three
Essentials
to Fighting
[11:29] Samdak
Number one, build!
SIGN Number 1:
SIGN Build!
[11:32] Samdak
Your body weight is an
important factor when fighting.
[11:37] Samdak
Take in high-quality proteins
to increase your muscle mass.
[11:42] Samdak
A pro athlete might have techniques
that make up for differences in body size.
[11:46] Samdak
But you have no techniques,
so what should you do?
[11:50] Samdak
You must build up a body
that can withstand attacks.
[11:56] Hobin
That is not made for human consumption!
[11:58] Hobin
No, I can't! I'd rather die than drink that!
[12:03] Samdak
Oh, by the way, protein shakes are available
for purchase nowadays. Please drink those.
[12:10] Samdak
The second essential for fighting is...
SIGN Number 2:
[12:14] Samdak
willpower!
SIGN Willpower!
[12:15] Hobin
Damn it!
[12:16] Samdak
Without willpower, you won't
be able to build your body.
[12:20] Samdak
But don't overeat just to gain weight.
[12:24] Samdak
It might turn into fat, or just exit
your body without being absorbed.
[12:28] Samdak
You must allow your body
to absorb it efficiently.
[12:32] Hobin
I can't waste money on protein shakes!
[12:34] Hobin
Ah, here I am, worrying about money again!
[12:38] Samdak
Last of all: stamina!
SIGN Number 3:
SIGN Stamina!
[12:40] Samdak
Go to the pool immediately.
[12:42] Samdak
Swimming's the exercise
that's most effective for building stamina.
[12:47] Samdak
Stamina is the endurance needed
to hold out in a long fight.
[12:50] Samdak
Swimming is a sport that
requires extreme stamina.
[12:54] Samdak
We'll also get you to do a specific action
to more efficiently push your metabolism.
[12:59] Samdak
And that's to swim with
your hands balled up into fists.
[13:02] Samdak
This is a special technique devised by me!
[13:06] (Flashback) Hobin
Swimming pools are
full of cheerful extroverts!
[13:09] (Flashback) Hobin
I can't go there!
The public bath will do for me!
[13:12] Customer
Hey, kid! Don't swim in the bath!
[13:17] (Flashback) Hobin
This is so tough.
[13:18] Samdak
Finally, remember this one thing.
[13:22] Samdak
There won't be any dramatic changes in
your build or stamina in just one month.
[13:28] (Flashback) Hobin
What?!
[13:30] Samdak
Like in video games, where even skilled
players can't win with the starting equipment,
[13:36] Samdak
in a real fight, you need
a weapon called "technique"!
[13:39] (Flashback) Hobin
Is he finally gonna teach me a super move?
[13:42] Samdak
Out of the many martial arts out there,
[13:44] Samdak
which do you think is
the most suited to brawling?
[13:48] Samdak
Boxing? Judo? Wrestling?
[13:52] Samdak
A reporter once asked
a champion martial artist:
[13:55] Samdak
"If you were a weak kid being bullied,
which martial art would you want to know?"
[14:00] (Flashback) Reporter
Boxing with its jabs and crosses, perhaps?
[14:06] (Flashback) Champion
That's the thinking of amateurs
who know nothing about martial arts.
[14:10] Champion
One skill. Not boxing.
[14:13] Samdak
So what move did
the martial arts champion pick?
[14:17] Samdak
I will reveal that secret now.
[14:20] Samdak
Spread your legs to shoulder width.
[14:23] (Flashback) Hobin
Hm? This is like a boxing stance.
[14:26] Samdak
Place one foot on the ground, then twist.
[14:29] Samdak
Put all of your weight on that foot.
[14:32] (Flashback) Hobin
This still feels like a right cross.
[14:34] (Flashback) Hobin
Though he did say it wasn't boxing.
[14:37] Samdak
Release the tension from your other foot,
[14:40] Samdak
and rotate your body as
if turning to look behind you.
[14:49] Samdak
This is an MMA-style...
[14:52] Samdak
low kick!
[15:00] Hobin
It landed.
[15:01] Samdak
The move he chose wasn't a punch
or a chokehold, but a low kick.
[15:06] Samdak
You must practice this low kick
10,000 times over the next month.
[15:13] Samdak
As long as you take it seriously,
you will see results.
[15:16] Samdak
Hard work never betrays you.
[15:20] Hobin
It wasn't a waste.
[15:24] Pakgo
You're so funny. You call that a low kick?
[15:29] Pakgo
You're supposed to aim
for the thigh on low kicks.
SIGN Cringe central
SIGN Cringe central
SIGN Cringe central
SIGN Probably studied online
SIGN Cringe central
SIGN Probably studied online
SIGN Cringe central
SIGN Probably studied online
SIGN A low kick lolol
SIGN Cringe central
SIGN Probably studied online
SIGN A low kick lolol
[15:32] Pakgo
You're really dumb, ain't ya?
SIGN Cringe central
SIGN Probably studied online
SIGN A low kick lolol
SIGN You can't learn martial arts on your own
SIGN Cringe central
SIGN Probably studied online
SIGN A low kick lolol
SIGN You can't learn martial arts on your own
[15:33] Gaeul
Right on target.
SIGN Ding
SIGN Right on target
SIGN Ding
SIGN Right on target
SIGN Ding
SIGN Right on target
SIGN Ding
SIGN Right on target
[15:36] Snapper
It's that old man again.
[15:38] Gaeul
Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN Ding
SIGN Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN Ding
SIGN Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN Ding
SIGN Here comes the pro lol
SIGN Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN Ding
SIGN Here comes the pro lol
SIGN Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN Ding
SIGN Here comes the pro lol
SIGN Go away, know-it-all
SIGN Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN Ding
SIGN Here comes the pro lol
SIGN Go away, know-it-all
SIGN Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN Ding
SIGN Here comes the pro lol
SIGN Go away, know-it-all
SIGN Hey now
SIGN Ding
[15:40] Gaeul
Hey now. Who are you
calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN Ding
SIGN Here comes the pro lol
SIGN Go away, know-it-all
SIGN Hey now
SIGN Ding
SIGN Here comes the pro lol
SIGN Go away, know-it-all
SIGN Hey now
SIGN Ding
SIGN Ding
SIGN Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN Here comes the pro lol
SIGN Go away, know-it-all
SIGN Hey now
SIGN Ding
SIGN Ding
SIGN Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN Go away, know-it-all
SIGN Hey now
SIGN Ding
SIGN Ding
SIGN Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN You, old man
SIGN Go away, know-it-all
SIGN Hey now
SIGN Ding
SIGN Ding
SIGN Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN You, old man
SIGN Hey now
SIGN Ding
SIGN Ding
SIGN Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN You, old man
SIGN Clearly
SIGN Hey now
SIGN Ding
SIGN Ding
SIGN Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN You, old man
SIGN Clearly
[15:44] Munseong
He did it on purpose.
[15:47] Munseong
An MMA-style low kick.
[15:50] Munseong
An upgraded low kick that highlights
the strengths of the low kick to the max:
[15:56] Munseong
the calf kick.
[15:59] Gaeul
It's effective even
when used by an amateur.
SIGN It's effective even when used by an amateur
SIGN It's effective even when used by an amateur
SIGN It's effective even when used by an amateur
SIGN Ding
SIGN It's an infamous kick!
[16:02] Gaeul
It's an infamous kick!
SIGN It's effective even when used by an amateur
SIGN Ding
SIGN It's an infamous kick!
[16:05] Gaeul
Unlike more traditional low kicks,
where damage builds up over time,
[16:09] Gaeul
the calf kick deals
instant damage in one hit.
[16:14] Munseong
A solid hit can make even pro fighters
drag their feet from the first round.
SIGN Wow, I didn't know
SIGN Wow, I didn't know
[16:19] Munseong
It's not a move a beginner
can use all that easily.
SIGN Wow, I didn't know
SIGN Sounds like even I can do it
SIGN Wow, I didn't know
SIGN Sounds like even I can do it
SIGN Wow, I didn't know
SIGN Sounds like even I can do it
SIGN It's quite basic, really
SIGN Wow, I didn't know
SIGN Sounds like even I can do it
SIGN It's quite basic, really
SIGN Subscribe to this channel
[16:22] Munseong
I knew he was going for that.
[16:26] (Flashback) Munseong
Not doing the next move
was on purpose, right?
[16:29] Munseong
The complementary skill to
"How to Get Hit Without Getting Hurt."
[16:32] Hobin
Calf kick!
[16:35] Pakgo
Die!
[16:37] Samdak
In a real fight, if the opponent
has a bigger build than you,
[16:40] Samdak
running away is an important skill, too.
[16:42] Samdak
I'm teaching you how to fight,
not win at a sport.
[16:46] Samdak
In a fight, there is
no ring or referee!
SIGN He's running away lol
SIGN He's running away lol
[16:49] Hobin
I have to keep my distance.
SIGN He's running away lol
SIGN Boring
SIGN He's running away lol
SIGN Boring
SIGN He's running away lol
SIGN Boring
SIGN What's he doing?
SIGN He's running away lol
SIGN Boring
SIGN What's he doing?
[16:52] Hobin
The moment he grabs me,
he'll get me, just like last time.
[16:55] Hobin
But when I have space...
[16:56] Hobin
Calf kick!
[16:57] Pakgo
Ow!
SIGN Awesome!!!
SIGN Awesome!!!
SIGN Awesome!!!
SIGN I'll follow him forever!
SIGN Awesome!!!
SIGN I'll follow him forever!
SIGN Awesome!!!
SIGN I'll follow him forever!
SIGN Seriously awesome lol
SIGN Awesome!!!
SIGN I'll follow him forever!
SIGN Seriously awesome lol
SIGN Awesome!!!
SIGN I'll follow him forever!
SIGN Seriously awesome lol
SIGN Did he just shout "Calf Kick"
SIGN while kicking him? lolol
SIGN Awesome!!!
SIGN I'll follow him forever!
SIGN Seriously awesome lol
SIGN Did he just shout "Calf Kick"
SIGN while kicking him? lolol
[17:00] Snapper
Awesome!
[17:01] Rumi
What's going on?
SIGN Ding
SIGN Ooh, this is getting interesting!
[17:02] Gaeul
Ooh, this is
getting interesting!
SIGN Ding
SIGN Ooh, this is getting interesting!
SIGN Ding
SIGN Ooh, this is getting interesting!
SIGN An unexpected turn of events! lol
SIGN Ding
SIGN Ooh, this is getting interesting!
SIGN An unexpected turn of events! lol
SIGN Ding
SIGN Ooh, this is getting interesting!
SIGN An unexpected turn of events! lol
SIGN He might actually win this time
SIGN Ding
SIGN Ooh, this is getting interesting!
SIGN An unexpected turn of events! lol
SIGN He might actually win this time
[17:05] Pakgo
Hey, you! Enough already!
[17:08] Munseong
But something's off.
Why isn't he doing the next move?
SIGN He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
SIGN He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
SIGN He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
SIGN Maybe it's his only move lol
SIGN He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
SIGN Maybe it's his only move lol
SIGN He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
SIGN Maybe it's his only move lol
SIGN It's possible lolol
SIGN He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
SIGN Maybe it's his only move lol
SIGN It's possible lolol
[17:13] Munseong
Wait, could Hobin be...
[17:17] Hobin
Calf kick!
[17:18] Pakgo
I get it now.
[17:20] Pakgo
That kick's all you've got.
[17:22] Pakgo
That's natural. After all, learning one move
properly is all you can do in just a month.
[17:27] Classmate E
He's right. This whole time,
all he's been doing is kicking.
SIGN Called it lolol
SIGN Called it lolol
SIGN Called it lolol
SIGN It's Pakgo's turn now
SIGN Called it lolol
SIGN It's Pakgo's turn now
SIGN Called it lolol
SIGN It's Pakgo's turn now
SIGN He fought well
SIGN Called it lolol
SIGN It's Pakgo's turn now
SIGN He fought well
[17:31] Classmate F
He really tried to fight
Pakgo with just a kick?
[17:33] Pakgo
Well, it won't work anymore, you weakling!
[17:36] Samdak
For a month now, you've been
practicing the right calf kick.
[17:41] Samdak
Please note that
this move is easy to anticipate.
[17:44] Samdak
Learning two moves in
one month is very difficult.
[17:45] Hobin
Calf kick!
[17:50] Hobin
But I'm not the same man anymore.
[17:55] Samdak
But I taught you another back then.
[17:58] Pakgo
Another kick, right?
[17:59] Samdak
Once your opponent's fixated
on the calf kick, that's your opening.
[18:03] Hobin
I'm not a loser!
[18:12] Hobin
Overhand hook!
[18:20] Hobin
Pakgo, you're a hopeless dirtbag.
[18:44] Pakgo's Lackey A
Hey, Pakgo, are you all right?
[18:46] Pakgo's Lackey B
You'll pay for this!
[18:48] Snapper
Quit yapping, idiots!
[18:51] Snapper
Lay one finger on my friend
and I'll make you pay!
[18:56] Snapper
I swear! Just one finger!
[18:58] Snapper
I'll curse you all so that
you get huge warts on your ass!
[19:03] Snapper
I'll protect Hobin.
[19:05] Snapper
When he gets hit, I get hit, too.
[19:08] Snapper
I never knew Hobin saw me like that.
[19:14] Snapper
Oh? Hey, look. They're scared.
[19:19] Snapper
My time has finally come.
[19:21] Snapper
Well, if you get it, that's fine.
Watch yourselves from now on.
[19:28] Munseong
Hobin, that was awesome.
[19:33] Munseong
So...
[19:35] Munseong
You can stop crying.
[19:41] Hobin
Viral Hit...
[19:44] Hobin
Don't forget to subscribe
and turn on notifications!
[19:49] Hobin
Please!
[19:53] Hobin
Ever since that day,
Pakgo's been skipping school.
SIGN Grade A thug vs. Bullied Kid
SIGN Viral Hit: 770k views
[19:58] Hobin
Is he scared of me?
[20:00] Hobin
Nah, not likely.
[20:02] Hobin
In fact, I don't even think
I really beat Pakgo.
[20:06] Hobin
After working myself almost to death,
all I managed was a lucky punch to the face.
[20:12] Hobin
What he's afraid of isn't me.
It's that his fame has hit rock bottom.
[20:12] Students
It's so peaceful without Pakgo around.
[20:14] Students
He can't show his face after being
pummeled by the kid he was bullying.
[20:18] Students
I watch that scene of him
getting punched every day.
[20:18] Hobin
He deserves it,
but watching Pakgo suffer like that...
SIGN High School Gangster Pakgo
[20:22] Hobin
It feels so good! It's karma!
I hope his NewTubu suffers, too!
SIGN Deserved lol
SIGN Deserved lol
SIGN Feels good, man
SIGN Deserved lol
SIGN Feels good, man
SIGN Deserved lol
SIGN Feels good, man
SIGN So that's how that ends
SIGN Deserved lol
SIGN Feels good, man
SIGN So that's how that ends
SIGN Deserved lol
SIGN Deserved lol
SIGN Feels good, man
SIGN So that's how that ends
SIGN He did cross the line a little
SIGN Deserved lol
SIGN Feels good, man
SIGN So that's how that ends
SIGN He did cross the line a little
[20:27] Hobin
Pakgo's channel growth is
flowing into my channel instead!
SIGN Viral Hit
SIGN Viral Hit
SIGN I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN You and Snapper are such a good duo
SIGN I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN You and Snapper are such a good duo
SIGN I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN You and Snapper are such a good duo
SIGN When you piss off a loser, this happens
SIGN I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN You and Snapper are such a good duo
SIGN When you piss off a loser, this happens
SIGN I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN You and Snapper are such a good duo
SIGN When you piss off a loser, this happens
SIGN Behold the miracle punch lol
SIGN I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN You and Snapper are such a good duo
SIGN When you piss off a loser, this happens
SIGN Behold the miracle punch lol
[20:34] Hobin
Thank you, everyone!
[20:37] Hobin
I've passed 150k subs!
I'll keep working harder!
SIGN No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN Good job!
SIGN No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN Good job!
SIGN No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN Good job!
SIGN Congrats!
SIGN No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN Good job!
SIGN Congrats!
SIGN No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN Good job!
SIGN Congrats!
SIGN A new style of groveling?
SIGN No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN Good job!
SIGN Congrats!
SIGN A new style of groveling?
SIGN Good job!
SIGN Congrats!
SIGN A new style of groveling?
SIGN He's trembling lolol
SIGN Good job!
SIGN Congrats!
SIGN A new style of groveling?
SIGN He's trembling lolol
SIGN Congrats!
SIGN A new style of groveling?
SIGN He's trembling lolol
SIGN He'll reach 200k in no time
SIGN Congrats!
SIGN A new style of groveling?
SIGN He's trembling lolol
SIGN He'll reach 200k in no time
SIGN Name
SIGN Jihyeon Park
SIGN Age
SIGN Sex
SIGN Female
SIGN Physician
SIGN Heojun Kim
SIGN Nurse
SIGN Huata Park
[20:50] Hobin
Ta-da!
[20:52] Hobin
I bought you a new outfit.
[20:55] Jihyeon
Oh? Where did you get the money to buy that?
[20:58] Hobin
It got it cheap online.
[21:00] Jihyeon
Oh, by the way, your friend
from school visited the other day.
[21:04] Hobin
My friend? Who?
[21:07] Jihyeon
You know. The one you told me about.
[21:09] Jihyeon
Your new friend who gives you energy
whenever you're around him.
[21:14] Hobin
Oh, you mean Munseong?
[21:17] Snapper
What?
[21:18] Hobin
All right, I'm off to work now.
[21:20] Jihyeon
Okay. Take care.
[21:23] Jihyeon
Was that his name?
[21:27] Hobin
But, Mom...
[21:28] Snapper
Your "friend" wasn't me?
[21:31] Hobin
...I have another friend now.
[21:35] Snapper
It was Munseong all along?!
[21:38] Snapper
Damn you! Take this!
[21:41] Hobin
How to get hit without getting hurt!
[21:44] Snapper
Do you even know how much work
I put in to save you from Pakgo?!
[21:49] Hobin
His name is Snapper.
He's a douchebag, but he's kind.
[21:53] Snapper
You idiot!
[22:27] Snapper
We're looking for
an editor to edit our videos.
[22:32] Hobin
This doesn't work at all as an editor.
[22:33] Gaeul
Oh, finally, we meet!
[22:37] Bomi
He has time to do his NewTubu.
[22:39] Snapper
Taehun's your next opponent.
[22:40] Hobin
What am I supposed to do
against that monster?!
[22:44] Gaeul
Are you okay?!
[22:45] Snapper
Idiot. What are you doing here, too?
[22:48] Taehun
I thought you were here to fight me.
[22:50] Taehun
I heard you were talking about
beating the crap out of me.