# E7 - Special Training
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**[00:04] Snapper**
This girl is the "old man" we were talking to?
***SIGN*** New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
**[00:07] Gaeul**
Don't look so astonished.
**[00:09] Snapper**
Today, let's talk about
the devil of Gangbuk High.
**[00:12] Gaeul**
"Taekwondo's useless in a real fight."
**[00:15] Gaeul**
That's the opinion of a total amateur!
**[00:17] Hobin**
*This isn't some regular thug.*
**[00:19] Hobin**
*He's a pro fighter!*
**[00:22] Taehun**
You're "Viral Hit," right?
**[00:25] Hobin**
The real reason people call him
the devil is because...
**[00:28] Hobin**
he takes your friends hostage.
**[00:31] Taehun**
Gimme your NewTubu.
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** Special
Training
**[02:07] Taehun**
Hey...
**[02:09] Taehun**
You got 100 yen?
**[02:12] Hobin**
*Huh? What does this guy want?*
**[02:15] Taehun**
I guess not.
**[02:17] Hobin**
* He beats people up*
* for such minor reasons?*
**[02:20] Gaeul**
That looks painful.
**[02:22] Hobin**
* Does he think humans*
* are toys or something?*
**[02:26] Hobin**
*That's no reason to hurt someone.*
**[02:30] Taehun**
Gimme your NewTubu. C'mon, give it.
**[02:33] Snapper**
No. We've put so much work into it.
**[02:38] Hobin**
*This is wrong.*
**[02:41] Hobin**
Uh, let's stop the violence
and talk this over—
**[02:44] Taehun**
Didn't you hear me?
**[02:46] Taehun**
I said to hand over your NewTubu.
**[02:49] Hobin**
*What's with this guy's overbearing aura?*
**[02:52] Hobin**
* I won't even be able to hurt him.*
* He'd just clobber me.*
**[02:56] Hobin**
*Taehun, was it?*
**[02:58] Hobin**
*He feels so far away.*
**[03:01] Taehun**
Well?
**[03:04] Hobin**
*"How to Fight and Beat a Regular Person."*
**[03:08] Hobin**
*Calf kick!*
**[03:11] Hobin**
*Won't work.*
**[03:14] Hobin**
*Overhand hook!*
**[03:17] Hobin**
*That won't work, either.*
**[03:20] Hobin**
*Conclusion: I lose.*
**[03:23] Hobin**
All right, take it.
**[03:25] Hobin**
*I don't want him to beat me up.*
**[03:28] Taehun**
You're giving it to me?
**[03:29] Hobin**
* He fills people's hearts*
* with powerlessness and shame*
**[03:33] Hobin**
* by beating up their friends*
* while they stand by, huh?*
**[03:35] Gaeul**
What did he just say?
**[03:37] Snapper**
Hobin, you...
**[03:40] Taehun**
Huh.
**[03:42] Taehun**
What are you thinking?
**[03:46] Hobin**
If I give you my NewTubu...
**[03:49] Hobin**
...you won't hit us anymore, right?
**[03:51] Hobin**
* Your attacks do zilch against someone who*
* lacks shame and is immune to powerlessness.*
**[03:58] Hobin**
The sunset's so beautiful. Don't you think?
**[04:02] Hobin**
*We took Snapper to the hospital.*
**[04:04] Hobin**
* He had cracked ribs from*
* just that one back kick.*
**[04:08] Hobin**
You're angry, aren't you?
**[04:11] Hobin**
But it was the only way.
**[04:14] Hobin**
If I hadn't said I'd hand it over, a few
broken ribs would've been just the start.
**[04:19] Hobin**
We should stay away from
psychopaths like him.
**[04:22] Hobin**
Let's leave it to the police.
**[04:24] Snapper**
But I still can't accept it.
**[04:27] Hobin**
Huh?
**[04:28] Snapper**
I didn't want to give up our NewTubu,
even if I got beat up.
**[04:35] Snapper**
In all honesty, when you went
toe to toe with Pakgo, I was inspired.
**[04:42] Snapper**
Even a weakling can
manufacture a miracle.
**[04:45] Snapper**
Even a person like me is
allowed to show courage.
**[04:48] Snapper**
That's what you made me feel.
**[04:50] Snapper**
But what are you saying now?
**[04:53] Snapper**
Calling the police isn't the same.
**[04:57] Snapper**
Don't you have any pride?
**[05:01] Hobin**
Nope.
**[05:02] Snapper**
Huh?
**[05:03] Hobin**
Does having pride put food on the table?
**[05:06] Hobin**
You want me to fight that
monster to defend my pride?
**[05:10] Hobin**
Pakgo is just a thug. Taehun's a pro.
**[05:15] Hobin**
To be honest, I'm scared.
**[05:17] Hobin**
An opponent who can nullify all of
the moves I worked so hard to learn...
**[05:23] Hobin**
I'm scared. I don't want to get hurt.
**[05:26] Hobin**
Is it wrong to be scared?
**[05:28] Hobin**
What am I supposed to do against a pro?
**[05:32] Hobin**
Anyway, I'm sorry.
**[05:36] Snapper**
Fine. Do what you want.
**[05:43] Gaeul**
Snapper, how're ya feeling?
**[05:47] Snapper**
Gaeul?
**[05:49] Gaeul**
Leaving already, Hobin?
**[05:51] Hobin**
Yeah. Take care of Snapper for me.
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Jihyeok Wu
***SIGN*** Age
***SIGN*** Sex
***SIGN*** Male
***SIGN*** Physician
***SIGN*** Sabu Kim
***SIGN*** Nurse
***SIGN*** Dongju Kang
**[05:55] Gaeul**
You still in pain?
**[05:57] Snapper**
Ah, this is nothing.
**[06:00] Gaeul**
I'm glad to see all's well.
**[06:02] Snapper**
If I was in a better condition,
I could've beat up Taehun myself.
**[06:06] Snapper**
He lucked out today.
**[06:08] Gaeul**
Sure, sure. Enough joking around.
**[06:12] Gaeul**
I'm sure you're bored, so we can chat—
**[06:13] Snapper**
Hey, listen.
**[06:16] Snapper**
I'm sorry, but can I get some alone time?
**[06:19] Snapper**
I'm just really tired.
**[06:21] Gaeul**
Oh. Yes, of course.
**[06:26] Gaeul**
Uh, well, take care.
**[06:28] Snapper**
Yeah, you take care, too.
**[06:36] Snapper**
Damn it.
**[06:37] Snapper**
I-I wanted to show off in front of her.
**[06:42] Snapper**
But she saw how pitifully weak I am.
She knows I'm a loser now.
**[06:48] Snapper**
It's so embarrassing.
**[07:17] Man 1**
I lost again.
**[07:19] Man 1**
Who is this taekwondo guy?
**[07:22] Man 2**
Keep your voice down. It's Taehun Seong.
**[07:25] Man 1**
Seriously? Did he hear me?
**[07:26] Man 2**
Let's wrap this up and get outta here.
**[07:29] Hobin**
Um...
**[07:31] Hobin**
May I use that machine?
**[07:34] Man 1**
Taehun uses taekwondo in video games, too?
**[07:37] Man 2**
It's like he regrets quitting.
**[07:39] Man 1**
Don't you know? They say
he didn't really get fired. He—
**[07:44] Man 2**
Wait, look.
**[07:45] Man 1**
Huh?
**[07:46] Man 2**
Taehun *lost*?
**[07:48] Man 1**
A perfect game, too? What's going on?
**[07:52] Hobin**
Not that impressive after all.
**[07:55] Hobin**
Taekwondo.
***SIGN*** How to Fight
Lesson 1
**[07:57] Hobin**
* How to Fight, Lesson 1:*
* "Get the opponent worked up."*
***SIGN*** Get the opponent worked up
**[08:02] Taehun**
Hey.
**[08:03] Taehun**
Are you messing with me?
**[08:06] Hobin**
*I'm scared to death.*
**[08:08] Hobin**
I came to give you
my NewTubu channel.
***SIGN*** You ready?
***SIGN*** You ready?
***SIGN*** You ready?
***SIGN*** OK
***SIGN*** You ready?
***SIGN*** OK
***SIGN*** You ready?
***SIGN*** OK
***SIGN*** Yessir!
***SIGN*** You ready?
***SIGN*** OK
***SIGN*** Yessir!
**[08:14] Taehun**
Oh, really? Then, let's start right away—
**[08:17] Hobin**
But not right now.
**[08:19] Hobin**
You want my NewTubu channel, right?
**[08:21] Hobin**
It's yours *if* you beat me
one month from now.
***SIGN*** Taehun, you coward!
***SIGN*** Taehun, you coward!
***SIGN*** Taehun, you coward!
***SIGN*** We're watching!
***SIGN*** Taehun, you coward!
***SIGN*** We're watching!
***SIGN*** Taehun, you coward!
***SIGN*** We're watching!
***SIGN*** We're watching!
***SIGN*** I was so scared, I'm using
***SIGN*** Taehun, you coward!
***SIGN*** We're watching!
***SIGN*** We're watching!
***SIGN*** I was so scared, I'm using
***SIGN*** my little sister's account. Idiots!
**[08:24] Hobin**
*Mom, what am I doing? I...*
**[08:28] Hobin**
*I'm challenging a pro to a brawl.*
**[08:31] Hobin**
You can have my friends
and my subscribers, too.
***SIGN*** Us, too? Why?!
***SIGN*** Us, too? Why?!
***SIGN*** Us, too? Why?!
***SIGN*** No way! I'm scared!
***SIGN*** Us, too? Why?!
***SIGN*** No way! I'm scared!
***SIGN*** Us, too? Why?!
***SIGN*** No way! I'm scared!
***SIGN*** Hey, Hobin! You're going way too far!
***SIGN*** Us, too? Why?!
***SIGN*** No way! I'm scared!
***SIGN*** Hey, Hobin! You're going way too far!
***SIGN*** Did he just laugh?
***SIGN*** Did he just laugh?
***SIGN*** Did he just laugh?
***SIGN*** What's that laugh about?
***SIGN*** Did he just laugh?
***SIGN*** What's that laugh about?
***SIGN*** Did he just laugh?
***SIGN*** What's that laugh about?
***SIGN*** Eek!
***SIGN*** Did he just laugh?
***SIGN*** What's that laugh about?
***SIGN*** Eek!
**[08:39] Taehun**
What if I told you
to hand it over now?
***SIGN*** Scary as hell
***SIGN*** Scary as hell
***SIGN*** Scary as hell
***SIGN*** Never too late to apologize
***SIGN*** Scary as hell
***SIGN*** Never too late to apologize
***SIGN*** Scary as hell
***SIGN*** Never too late to apologize
***SIGN*** This guy's serious
***SIGN*** Scary as hell
***SIGN*** Never too late to apologize
***SIGN*** This guy's serious
**[08:42] Hobin**
Why would you?
**[08:44] Hobin**
Are you scared I'd beat you
if I had a month to prepare?
**[08:51] Taehun**
Fine.
**[08:54] Taehun**
Let me know when you've
decided the time and place.
**[08:58] Hobin**
*I just wet myself a little.*
**[09:00] Hobin**
And that's how it went.
**[09:03] Hobin**
I ended up paying the
repair fee on the machine.
**[09:07] Gaeul**
Dagnabbit! What were you *thinking?!*
**[09:09] Gaeul**
I'm gonna be so darn worried about you now!
**[09:12] Snapper**
Hey, calm down!
**[09:14] Gaeul**
If Hobin loses, I'll clobber that guy myself!
**[09:18] Gaeul**
He'll get a taste of my *special* calf kick!
**[09:22] Snapper**
But why, though?
**[09:24] Snapper**
I thought you said you weren't going to
fight Taehun so you wouldn't get hurt.
**[09:29] Hobin**
It's because I know that feeling.
**[09:32] Snapper**
Huh?
**[09:34] Hobin**
I'm heading off now.
**[09:35] Gaeul**
Hey, wait, Hobin!
I was gonna show you my kicks—
**[09:38] Hobin**
I'll be pretty busy preparing.
**[09:43] Hobin**
A month goes by a lot faster than you think.
**[09:50] Samdak**
*How to Fight: Lesson 3!*
***SIGN*** How to Fight
***SIGN*** Lesson 3
**[09:53] Samdak**
*Today, we will be using an aid.*
**[09:55] Samdak**
*Please find an unused power strip.*
**[09:59] Samdak**
* The brawling technique*
* you will learn today is:*
***SIGN*** How to Beat a
Taekwondo Fighter
in a Fight as a
Regular Person
**[10:03] Samdak**
* "How to beat a taekwondo fighter*
* in a fight as a regular person!"*
**[10:08] Hobin**
*I have faith in this. The reason...*
**[10:12] Hobin**
*is because I've tasted the joy of victory.*
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[10:26] Samdak**
* How to Fight: Lesson 2!*
* "How to fight and beat a regular person."*
**[10:30] Samdak**
* Did you manage to do the low kick*
* and overhand hook effectively?*
**[10:35] Samdak**
*Then we will dive into Lesson 3.*
**[10:38] Samdak**
* "How to beat a taekwondo fighter*
* in a fight as a regular person!"*
**[10:41] Samdak**
*The answer is simple.*
**[10:44] Samdak**
*It's totally impossible!*
**[10:46] Hobin**
What?!
**[10:47] Samdak**
* Use your common sense. There's no way*
* a regular person can beat a pro.*
**[10:53] Hobin**
That won't do!
**[10:55] Samdak**
* Damn it! The best course*
* of action is to give up.*
**[10:59] Hobin**
Master! Please find an exception!
**[11:02] Samdak**
* Death awaits all who are on the*
* receiving end of the taekwondo back kick.*
**[11:08] Samdak**
*You die.*
**[11:09] Hobin**
Why would you scare me like that?!
**[11:12] Samdak**
* Taekwondo boasts smooth footwork*
* and powerful kicks.*
**[11:16] Samdak**
*A regular person has no chance at all.*
**[11:20] Hobin**
*I've never heard the master speak like this.*
**[11:23] Hobin**
* Is it really impossible for a*
* regular person to beat a pro, after all?*
**[11:28] Hobin**
*Is there really no way?*
**[11:30] Hobin**
* I have to beat Taehun.*
* Otherwise, my NewTubu will be...*
**[11:34] Samdak**
*But what if this were a
brawl* outside *the ring?*
**[11:40] Samdak**
*Did you forget already?*
**[11:43] Samdak**
* I'm teaching you how to fight,*
* not how to do martial arts.*
**[11:49] Hobin**
Stop with the playing-coy routine!
**[11:52] Samdak**
* Beating taekwondo with its smooth footwork*
* and powerful kicks in a street fight is simple.*
**[12:00] Samdak**
*You make it so they can't use their feet.*
**[12:04] Samdak**
*Control the environment.*
**[12:06] Samdak**
* Outside of the ring,*
* do you think it's possible to employ*
**[12:10] Samdak**
* taekwondo footwork and kicks*
* on a slippery, dangerous surface?*
**[12:14] Samdak**
* Every martial art has*
* environment-based restrictions.*
**[12:18] Samdak**
*And taekwondo is no exception.*
**[12:21] Samdak**
* Fight them someplace*
* where they can't use their feet.*
**[12:28] Hobin**
*Control the environment?*
**[12:30] Hobin**
* A restrictive environment with*
* unsure footing or someplace slippery.*
**[12:36] Hobin**
*I know! In a month's time...*
**[12:38] Hobin**
*I'll fight him on a rainy day.*
**[12:40] Samdak**
* Once you've selected your location,*
* your training begins.*
**[12:47] Samdak**
* But before that, let's review*
* the moves you've already learned.*
**[12:52] Hobin**
*Calf kick.*
**[12:53] Samdak**
* Brush up on your calf kicks and overhand hooks*
* to make sure they're always available to you.*
**[12:59] Hobin**
* Unlike the big taekwondo kicks, the calf kick*
* is more compact, so it should be useful.*
**[13:07] Samdak**
*The three essentials to fighting:*
**[13:09] Samdak**
* build, stamina, willpower.*
* Always keep training these.*
**[13:15] Hobin**
* When it rains,*
* Taehun won't be able to kick freely.*
**[13:20] Hobin**
* So I should beat him with moves*
* I already know, right?*
**[13:22] Samdak**
*But you still won't be able to win.*
**[13:25] Hobin**
Stop screwing with me!
**[13:27] Samdak**
* Even with all of these conditions met,*
* your chance of winning is still only 5%.*
**[13:32] Hobin**
Then what do I do?!
**[13:35] Samdak**
*But I know a move that raise it to 40%.*
**[13:40] Samdak**
*And that move is...*
**[13:42] Samdak**
*the tackle!*
**[13:44] Samdak**
* Ah, my sandbag.*
* Oh, my god. That was expensive.*
**[13:49] Samdak**
* Tackling is the move martial artists*
* who prefer kicking dislike the most.*
**[13:55] Samdak**
*You must practice tackling now.*
***SIGN*** Cold-Water Bath
**[14:00] Samdak**
*Is going to the gym too difficult?*
**[14:02] Samdak**
*Is there nowhere for you to practice?*
**[14:04] Samdak**
*Don't worry. We have water.*
**[14:09] Hobin**
*This is tough.*
**[14:10] Samdak**
* Use the water resistance to train your*
* muscles, heart, lungs, and overall stamina.*
**[14:16] Hobin**
*A little longer.*
**[14:19] Hobin**
So cold!
**[14:20] Samdak**
* The tackle relies on*
* training your core muscles.*
**[14:23] Samdak**
* So train your core muscles*
* for the next month.*
**[14:27] Child**
Daddy! That man's thingy is so small!
**[14:30] Gaeul**
Excuse the intrusion.
**[14:32] Samdak**
*You don't know what the core muscles are?*
**[14:35] Samdak**
*You don't know how to train them?*
**[14:38] Samdak**
*Don't try to overthink it.*
**[14:40] Snapper**
Where'd Hobin go
without even locking his door?
***SIGN*** So this is Hobin's house...
***SIGN*** So this is Hobin's house...
***SIGN*** So this is Hobin's house...
***SIGN*** This isn't a set?
***SIGN*** So this is Hobin's house...
***SIGN*** This isn't a set?
***SIGN*** So this is Hobin's house...
***SIGN*** This isn't a set?
***SIGN*** So damn old-fashioned
***SIGN*** So this is Hobin's house...
***SIGN*** This isn't a set?
***SIGN*** So damn old-fashioned
***SIGN*** I hear noises from the closet
***SIGN*** I hear noises from the closet
***SIGN*** I hear noises from the closet
***SIGN*** What? This is getting scary
**[14:47] Snapper**
Hm? What's that sound?
***SIGN*** I hear noises from the closet
***SIGN*** What? This is getting scary
***SIGN*** I hear noises from the closet
***SIGN*** What? This is getting scary
***SIGN*** Oh no no no no no
***SIGN*** I hear noises from the closet
***SIGN*** What? This is getting scary
***SIGN*** Oh no no no no no
**[14:51] Samdak**
*Just hang off something!*
***SIGN*** Argh!
***SIGN*** Argh!
***SIGN*** Argh!
***SIGN*** You scared me!
***SIGN*** Argh!
***SIGN*** You scared me!
***SIGN*** Argh!
***SIGN*** You scared me!
***SIGN*** My heart almost stopped lol
***SIGN*** Argh!
***SIGN*** You scared me!
***SIGN*** My heart almost stopped lol
**[14:54] Snapper**
Idiot! Don't scare me like that!
**[14:57] Snapper**
What are you *doing* in there?!
**[14:59] Hobin**
Core muscles... Hanging from a bar...
**[15:02] Snapper**
You can find bars to
hang from in the park!
***SIGN*** He doesn't get it at all
***SIGN*** He doesn't get it at all
***SIGN*** He doesn't get it at all
***SIGN*** You want a loser to train in public?
***SIGN*** He doesn't get it at all
***SIGN*** You want a loser to train in public?
***SIGN*** He doesn't get it at all
***SIGN*** You want a loser to train in public?
***SIGN*** Yeah, that ain't happening
***SIGN*** He doesn't get it at all
***SIGN*** You want a loser to train in public?
***SIGN*** Yeah, that ain't happening
**[15:06] Hobin**
Anyway, what do you guys want?
**[15:10] Snapper**
We're here to livestream this.
**[15:12] Snapper**
We can't just do nothing till
the day of the fight with Taehun.
**[15:15] Snapper**
We can't just *stop*
milking our viewers for cash!
**[15:19] Gaeul**
Hm? What might this be?
***SIGN*** Show us the editor's face
***SIGN*** Show us the editor's face
***SIGN*** Show us the editor's face
***SIGN*** Is she a cutie? Well, is she?
***SIGN*** Show us the editor's face
***SIGN*** Is she a cutie? Well, is she?
***SIGN*** Show us the editor's face
***SIGN*** Is she a cutie? Well, is she?
***SIGN*** She's a total cutie pie, right??
***SIGN*** Show us the editor's face
***SIGN*** Is she a cutie? Well, is she?
***SIGN*** She's a total cutie pie, right??
**[15:23] Gaeul**
A bag of trash?
**[15:25] Hobin**
Oh, that's...
**[15:28] Samdak**
* Now that your chance of winning*
* is at 40%, let's raise it to 50%.*
***SIGN*** An alarm just went off
***SIGN*** An alarm just went off
***SIGN*** An alarm just went off
***SIGN*** An alarm? At this hour?
***SIGN*** An alarm just went off
***SIGN*** An alarm? At this hour?
**[15:36] Samdak**
*Train your abs!*
**[15:38] Snapper**
Hobin! Has all of this exercise
made you go crazy?!
**[15:43] Snapper**
Training your abs
won't help you beat Taehun!
***SIGN*** What's the point of doing abs training?
***SIGN*** What's the point of doing abs training?
***SIGN*** What's the point of doing abs training?
***SIGN*** He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?
***SIGN*** What's the point of doing abs training?
***SIGN*** He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?
***SIGN*** What's the point of doing abs training?
***SIGN*** He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?
***SIGN*** Learn a new move instead!
***SIGN*** What's the point of doing abs training?
***SIGN*** He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?
***SIGN*** Learn a new move instead!
**[15:47] Gaeul**
This is the right way.
Sheesh. Darned kids these days!
***SIGN*** There she is lolol
***SIGN*** There she is lolol
***SIGN*** There she is lolol
***SIGN*** She's got a cute voice, but, uh...
***SIGN*** There she is lolol
***SIGN*** She's got a cute voice, but, uh...
***SIGN*** There she is lolol
***SIGN*** She's got a cute voice, but, uh...
***SIGN*** Please show us your face
***SIGN*** There she is lolol
***SIGN*** She's got a cute voice, but, uh...
***SIGN*** Please show us your face
**[15:51] Samdak**
* Taekwondo's back kicks are dangerous*
* even if they don't catch you fully.*
**[15:51] Gaeul**
Taekwondo's back kicks are dangerous
even if they don't catch you fully.
**[15:55] Samdak**
*You have to build up
a body that can resist them!*
**[15:55] Gaeul**
You have to build up
a body that can resist them!
***SIGN*** As expected
***SIGN*** As expected
***SIGN*** As expected
***SIGN*** Yup, I assumed that, too
***SIGN*** As expected
***SIGN*** Yup, I assumed that, too
**[15:59] Samdak**
*And to train most effectively...*
***SIGN*** As expected
***SIGN*** Yup, I assumed that, too
***SIGN*** The know-it-all's here lolol
***SIGN*** As expected
***SIGN*** Yup, I assumed that, too
***SIGN*** The know-it-all's here lolol
**[16:01] Gaeul**
I can't stand idly by.
**[16:03] Gaeul**
This will make it more effective!
**[16:08] Hobin**
Wait, Gaeul! Help!
**[16:12] Snapper**
*Hobin, I truly...*
**[16:15] Snapper**
*...envy you right now!*
***SIGN*** °shudders°
***SIGN*** °shudders°
***SIGN*** °shudders°
***SIGN*** Eek!
***SIGN*** °shudders°
***SIGN*** Eek!
***SIGN*** °shudders°
***SIGN*** Eek!
***SIGN*** That must hurt...
***SIGN*** °shudders°
***SIGN*** Eek!
***SIGN*** That must hurt...
**[16:21] Student 1**
Do you watch Viral Hit?
**[16:23] Student 2**
Of course. It's so entertaining.
Today's the day, right?
**[16:27] Student 2**
The day of the fight with Taehun.
**[16:29] Hobin**
*It went by so fast.*
**[16:31] Hobin**
*I trained as instructed, but can I really win?*
**[16:35] Hobin**
*This is a pro we're talking about.*
**[16:37] Hobin**
*No, I can do it.*
**[16:40] Hobin**
* I have the advantage*
* against no-kick taekwondo.*
**[16:43] Hobin**
* I chose an alley near*
* my house as the location.*
**[16:46] Hobin**
*It's not narrow enough to stop him
from using* all *of his kicks, but that's fine.*
**[16:48] Weather Reporter**
* Now, let's take a look at the*
* weather for the week ahead.*
**[16:50] Hobin**
*Because...*
**[16:51] Hobin**
*it's gonna absolutely pour!*
**[16:52] Weather Reporter**
* We're expecting to see a lot of rain*
* all across the country.*
**[16:53] Hobin**
* If the ground's slippery,*
* Taehun won't be able to use his kicks.*
**[16:55] Weather Reporter**
* This bad weather will last a while due to*
* the low air pressure, so please take care.*
**[16:57] Hobin**
*God, please...*
**[17:00] Hobin**
*Please make it rain already!*
**[17:03] Snapper**
Hey, did you see the news?
***SIGN*** Heya
***SIGN*** Heya
***SIGN*** Heya
***SIGN*** Good morning
***SIGN*** Heya
***SIGN*** Good morning
***SIGN*** Heya
***SIGN*** Good morning
***SIGN*** Mornin'
***SIGN*** Heya
***SIGN*** Good morning
***SIGN*** Mornin'
**[17:07] Snapper**
For two weeks running...
**[17:09] Snapper**
the weather forecast's
been way off.
***SIGN*** It's been off for a while now
***SIGN*** It's been off for a while now
***SIGN*** It's been off for a while now
***SIGN*** Wasn't it supposed to rain today?
***SIGN*** It's been off for a while now
***SIGN*** Wasn't it supposed to rain today?
**[17:12] Hobin**
Huh?
**[17:13] Snapper**
I'm relieved. Rain messes with the footage.
**[17:16] Snapper**
But anyway, what's this secret plan you had?
**[17:20] Snapper**
I can't wait to see it.
**[17:22] Hobin**
*You're kidding, right?*
***SIGN*** Now I'm getting tense, too
***SIGN*** Now I'm getting tense, too
***SIGN*** Now I'm getting tense, too
***SIGN*** Can't wait
***SIGN*** Can't wait
***SIGN*** Now I'm getting tense, too
**[17:24] Hobin**
*Without rain, my plan's ruined.*
**[17:28] Hobin**
* Without rain,*
* there's no point in fighting there!*
**[17:33] Samdak**
*If you cannot restrict their kicks,*
**[17:35] Samdak**
* it's impossible for a regular person*
* to beat a taekwondo fighter.*
**[17:39] Hobin**
*Then, I...*
**[17:42] Hobin**
*I...*
**[17:45] Hobin**
*No.*
**[17:47] Snapper**
Huh? What's wrong?
**[17:49] Snapper**
Hey, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Did he seriously run away?
***SIGN*** Did he seriously run away?
***SIGN*** Did he seriously run away?
***SIGN*** You're kidding, right?
***SIGN*** Did he seriously run away?
***SIGN*** You're kidding, right?
***SIGN*** Did he seriously run away?
***SIGN*** You're kidding, right?
***SIGN*** Yup, scared. I knew it lol
***SIGN*** Did he seriously run away?
***SIGN*** You're kidding, right?
***SIGN*** Yup, scared. I knew it lol
**[17:52] Hobin**
*I can't! I quit!*
**[17:55] Snapper**
* Sorry, everyone.*
* Hobin just suddenly ran off.*
**[17:59] Snapper**
*Man, he's really fast, isn't he?*
**[18:03] Taehun**
How cute.
**[18:03] Snapper**
*Hey, where are you going?!*
**[18:05] Snapper**
*This isn't the location you chose!*
**[18:07] Taehun**
Looks like I'm finally gonna become rich.
**[18:07] Snapper**
*Hey, uh, what are you doing?*
**[18:10] Snapper**
*Did your desperation make you go insane?!*
**[18:12] Taehun**
What should I spend my money on?
**[18:24] Hobin**
How to Fight, Lesson 1:
**[18:26] Hobin**
"Get the opponent worked up."
**[18:34] Taehun**
Hey...
**[18:35] Taehun**
What are you doing?
**[18:38] Hobin**
How to Fight, Lesson 3:
**[18:41] Hobin**
"How to beat a taekwondo fighter."
**[18:44] Hobin**
Take away their kicks.
**[18:46] Hobin**
If it doesn't rain naturally, *make* it rain.
**[18:52] Hobin**
Don't forget to like, subscribe,
**[18:55] Hobin**
and hit that notification button.
**[18:57] Hobin**
*Without his kicks...*
**[19:00] Hobin**
*I can beat him!*
**[19:04] Taehun**
Now, why would you think
that I only use kicks?
**[19:07] Hobin**
* The winner of numerous*
* taekwondo tournaments,*
***SIGN*** World Taekwondo
Foundation
**[19:11] Hobin**
* and a former pro MMA fighter*
* in the Max Fighting Championship...*
**[19:16] Taehun**
This is a fight, right?
**[19:19] Hobin**
*the "Striking Martial Artist": Taehun Seong.*
**[19:22] Hobin**
*What was that just now?
My vision just went all white.*
***SIGN*** Hey, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Hey, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Hey, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Snap out of it
***SIGN*** Hey, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Snap out of it
***SIGN*** Hey, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Snap out of it
***SIGN*** Whoa, his punch was too fast
***SIGN*** Hey, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Snap out of it
***SIGN*** Whoa, his punch was too fast
***SIGN*** Hey, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Snap out of it
***SIGN*** Whoa, his punch was too fast
***SIGN*** I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
***SIGN*** Hey, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Snap out of it
***SIGN*** Whoa, his punch was too fast
***SIGN*** I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
***SIGN*** Whoa, his punch was too fast
***SIGN*** I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
***SIGN*** So he's not just about taekwondo lol
***SIGN*** Snap out of it
***SIGN*** Whoa, his punch was too fast
***SIGN*** I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
***SIGN*** So he's not just about taekwondo lol
***SIGN*** Whoa, his punch was too fast
***SIGN*** I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
***SIGN*** So he's not just about taekwondo lol
***SIGN*** Well, he's an MMA fighter, after all
***SIGN*** I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
***SIGN*** So he's not just about taekwondo lol
***SIGN*** Well, he's an MMA fighter, after all
**[19:27] Taehun**
I was looking forward to this.
Don't tell me that's all you had.
**[19:33] Hobin**
*Did he punch me?*
**[19:36] Snapper**
*Hey, c'mon, Hobin.
That's not the whole plan, is it?*
***SIGN*** I knew this would happen lolol
***SIGN*** I knew this would happen lolol
***SIGN*** I knew this would happen lolol
***SIGN*** The bigger idiot is the one
***SIGN*** who challenged
a pro!
***SIGN*** I knew this would happen lolol
***SIGN*** The bigger idiot is the one
***SIGN*** who challenged
a pro!
**[19:40] Snapper**
*You didn't spend a month
prepping just for that, right?*
***SIGN*** I knew this would happen lolol
***SIGN*** The bigger idiot is the one
***SIGN*** who challenged
a pro!
***SIGN*** A month of prep and then this
***SIGN*** I knew this would happen lolol
***SIGN*** The bigger idiot is the one
***SIGN*** who challenged
a pro!
***SIGN*** A month of prep and then this
**[19:43] Snapper**
*Did ya think you'd win just by spraying
water around to make it hard to kick?*
***SIGN*** You thought unsure footing
***SIGN*** would let you win?
***SIGN*** You thought unsure footing
***SIGN*** would let you win?
***SIGN*** You thought unsure footing
***SIGN*** would let you win?
***SIGN*** Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...
***SIGN*** You thought unsure footing
***SIGN*** would let you win?
***SIGN*** Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...
***SIGN*** You thought unsure footing
***SIGN*** would let you win?
***SIGN*** Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...
***SIGN*** That's what you get for underestimating a pro
***SIGN*** You thought unsure footing
***SIGN*** would let you win?
***SIGN*** Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...
***SIGN*** That's what you get for underestimating a pro
**[19:48] Hobin**
*Ah, I'm all dizzy.
This is nothing like facing Pakgo.*
***SIGN*** Look who's "slipping" now lololol
***SIGN*** Look who's "slipping" now lololol
**[19:54] Taehun**
So now what?
***SIGN*** Good question lololol
***SIGN*** Good question lololol
***SIGN*** Good question lololol
***SIGN*** That means his calf kick, too...
***SIGN*** Good question lololol
***SIGN*** That means his calf kick, too...
**[19:58] Hobin**
This! Calf kick!
**[20:03] Hobin**
Yes.
**[20:06] Hobin**
This is all of it.
***SIGN*** Seriously? lolol
***SIGN*** Seriously? lolol
***SIGN*** Seriously? lolol
***SIGN*** Wasn't that awesome?
***SIGN*** Seriously? lolol
***SIGN*** Wasn't that awesome?
***SIGN*** Seriously? lolol
***SIGN*** Wasn't that awesome?
***SIGN*** How come he didn't slip?
***SIGN*** Seriously? lolol
***SIGN*** Wasn't that awesome?
***SIGN*** How come he didn't slip?
***SIGN*** I know why
***SIGN*** I know why
***SIGN*** I know why
***SIGN*** Hobin's wearing water shoes!
***SIGN*** I know why
***SIGN*** Hobin's wearing water shoes!
**[20:14] Hobin**
* These water shoes won't slip at all,*
* even when in water.*
**[20:19] Hobin**
* This is what popular kids wear*
* to the beach and water parks, right?*
**[20:24] Hobin**
*They make me feel cool, too.*
**[20:27] (Flashback) Kid**
Daddy, that guy's wearing shoes in the bath.
**[20:31] Hobin**
*These will stop me from slipping.*
**[20:33] Hobin**
* They're stylish, too,*
* so they make me feel great.*
**[20:36] (Flashback) Hobin**
I'll buy a pair that matches my uniform.
***SIGN*** Unisex Popular Water Shoes
***SIGN*** Sale Price
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Limited coupon available
***SIGN*** Download
***SIGN*** Discount amount
***SIGN*** Yen
**[20:38] Hobin**
*With these, I'll be the only one not slipping.*
***SIGN*** He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
***SIGN*** He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
**[20:43] Hobin**
In all honesty, I'm hurting
and I want to give up, but...
***SIGN*** He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
***SIGN*** Please don't die, Hobin!
***SIGN*** He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
***SIGN*** Please don't die, Hobin!
***SIGN*** He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
***SIGN*** Please don't die, Hobin!
***SIGN*** If you fall now, how will you
***SIGN*** keep your promise to your viewers?
***SIGN*** He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
***SIGN*** Please don't die, Hobin!
***SIGN*** If you fall now, how will you
***SIGN*** keep your promise to your viewers?
***SIGN*** He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
***SIGN*** Please don't die, Hobin!
***SIGN*** If you fall now, how will you
***SIGN*** keep your promise to your viewers?
***SIGN*** Don't give up!
***SIGN*** He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
***SIGN*** Please don't die, Hobin!
***SIGN*** If you fall now, how will you
***SIGN*** keep your promise to your viewers?
***SIGN*** Don't give up!
**[20:47] Snapper**
Three minutes.
**[20:49] Hobin**
I have to hold on for three minutes
so we can insert ads.
***SIGN*** Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
***SIGN*** Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
***SIGN*** Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
***SIGN*** Always so practical lol
***SIGN*** Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
***SIGN*** Always so practical lol
***SIGN*** Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
***SIGN*** Always so practical lol
***SIGN*** Three minutes sounds easy. Go for it!
***SIGN*** Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
***SIGN*** Always so practical lol
***SIGN*** Three minutes sounds easy. Go for it!
**[20:58] Hobin**
*The water's supposed to make him slip.*
**[21:00] Gaeul**
*Pros really are on another level.*
**[21:02] Taehun**
It's the first time you've
used it in a fight, isn't it?
**[21:05] Samdak**
*Run away immediately.*
**[21:07] Snapper**
I thought you wanted to make money!
**[21:10] Munseong**
Right now, it's best if you don't watch.
**[21:13] Taehun**
You're lucky.
**[21:15] Taehun**
If that had been my right leg, you'd be dead.
**[21:18] Snapper**
Is money really that important?
Why would you go this far?!
**[21:22] Hobin**
This isn't about money.