E2 - Love 2. The pretty boy is targeted.

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SIGN    fscx90}Nakayoshi* Magazine 70th Anniversary Commemorative Work
[00:04] Girl'S Voice
    Did you know?
[00:05] Girl'S Voice
    A girl's blood tastes like a sweet
    strawberry when she's loved, and
[00:10] Girl'S Voice
    it'll have you craving for more.
[00:13] Girl'S Voice
    That's right. To a vampire, it's...
[00:31] Mito
    The cat again?!
[00:38] Mito
    Huh?!
[00:40] Mito
    W-Why are we sleeping
    in the same bed, Ruka?!
[00:45] Ruka
    Why? It's to make your blood taste better.
[00:50] Ruka
    You're looking cute as always, Marian.
[00:57] (Flashback) Mito {Flash}
    I'll be your thrall!
[01:01] (Flashback) Mito {Flash}
    I want to do it!
[01:05] Ruka {Background}
    Oh, that's a good girl. Good girl.
[01:05] Mito {M}
    That's right. I was picked up
    by this vampire yesterday,
[01:10] Mito {M}
    and in exchange for becoming his thrall,
    he's letting me stay here with him.
[01:14] Mito {M}
    But, he took me in as a boy.
[01:18] Mito {M}
    I hope he doesn't find out...
[01:23] Ruka
    Come here.
[01:24] Ruka
    It's time for my breakfast.
[01:25] Mito
    H-Hey...
[01:36] Mito
    You didn't... tell me... we'd be
    doing this first thing in the morning.
[01:43] Ruka
    Your job as a thrall is to let me
    drink whenever I want.
[01:47] Ruka
    Ugh...
[01:48] Ruka
    Disgusting as always... blegh...
[01:52] Mito {M}
    My blood is so gross that I doubt
    he'll find out I'm a girl anytime soon...
[01:56] Mito
    Sheesh, if you keep this up, my neck's
    going to be filled with holes.
[02:02] Ruka
    Stay still.
[02:07] Mito
    Huh?
[02:08] Mito
    What?! Are my wounds healed?!
[02:10] Luka
    I'll make sure to heal it, so don't worry.
[02:15] Mito
    Okay...
[02:16] Mito {M}
    Starting today, I need to make sure
    I'm loved by this vampire,
[02:19] Mito {M}
    so my blood tastes better.
[02:23] Mito
    Huh? A bat?
[02:25] Mito
    Wasn't it here yesterday?
[02:31] Mito
    Who's that?!
[02:32] Ruka
    Oh, this is my butler, Komori.
[02:36] Komori
    A pleasure to meet you, Mito-san.
[02:39] Komori
    I know this is sudden, but please
    change into this school uniform.
[02:44] Komori
    Starting today, you'll be attending
    the Hijirigaoka Boys' Academy.
[02:49] Mito
    What?
SIGN    Vampire Dormitory
SIGN    The pretty boy is targeted.
[04:25] Mito {M}
    So this is an all boys' school...
[04:28] Mito {M}
    Dressing as a boy's been convenient for me
[04:30] Mito {M}
    in a lot of ways, but...
[04:33] Mito {M}
    What should I do...?
[04:35] Mito {M}
    If I enroll here, they're definitely
    going to find out I'm a girl...
[04:38] Ruka
    What are you nervous about?
[04:40] Mito
    Huh? N-Nothing.
[04:42] Ruka
    You're all stiff.
[04:44] Ruka
    All the guys in class are nice,
    so don't worry.
[04:47] Mito
    O-Okay...
[04:49] Ruka
    Besides, I'm here, so
    everything will be all right.
[04:54] Mito
    Okay...
[04:58] Ruka
    Mornin'.
[05:00] Students
    Yo.
[05:01] Students
    Mornin'.
[05:06] Ruka
    Come on, introduce yourself.
[05:07] Mito
    Oh, yeah...
[05:10] Mito {M}
    First impressions are everything.
[05:13] Mito
    My name is Mito Yamamoto, and I just
    transferred here today. Nice to meet you.
[05:20] Mito {M}
    Huh?
[05:21] Male Student 1
    Nice to meet you!
[05:22] Male Student 2
    Hey, you're a good-lookin' guy!
[05:25] Takara
    Oh? Hey, you're the guy who came
    by the store yesterday.
[05:28] Takara
    I didn't know you were Ruka's friend.
[05:30] Mito
    Huh? Oh, yeah...
[05:32] Takara
    I'm Takara Kagurazaka!
    I bet you're really popular!
[05:37] Takara
    If you know any cute girls,
    could you introduce them to me?
[05:39] Mito
    S-Sure.
[05:42] Takara
    That seat over there is open!
[05:44] Mito
    Thanks.
[05:45] Mito {M}
    Thank goodness.
[05:47] Mito {M}
    Everyone seems really nice.
[05:51] Student
    Hey, hey, Ruka,
[05:53] Student
    do you know the transfer student?
[05:54] Ruka
    Yeah, a little.
[05:56] Student
    Huh? Is he a relative or something?
[05:58] Ruka
    No, no, just someone I know.
[06:03] Student
    Hey, hey, where are you from?
[06:05] Student
    Were you in any clubs?
[06:13] Mito {M}
    Huh?
[06:14] Mito {M}
    Did he just glare at me?
[06:16] Student
    What's up?
[06:17] Mito
    Oh, no. It's nothing.
[06:24] Mito
    Phew, it's been a while
    since I've taken classes.
[06:27] Mito
    I'm tired.
[06:29] Mito
    I wonder if I can keep up
    with the class work.
[06:32] Ruka
    Hey, Mito.
[06:34] Ruka
    I'm going to work at the café, but...
[06:37] Mito
    You mean the café from yesterday?
[06:39] Ruka
    Yeah, Komori's the owner.
[06:41] Mito
    Oh, your butler?
[06:43] Ruka
    Yeah.
[06:44] Ruka
    Do you wanna work there, too? As a part-timer?
[06:46] Ruka
    You're broke, right?
[06:48] Mito
    Yeah! I'll do it!
[06:53] Komori
    Of course I'm fine with it.
[06:56] Komori
    Please go change in there.
[07:00] Ruka
    This is the changing room.
[07:02] Ruka
    Change into the uniform in that locker.
[07:05] Ruka
    Once you've changed,
    we'll start with taking orders.
[07:10] Ruka
    What? Hurry up and get dressed.
[07:13] Mito
    Um...
[07:14] Ruka
    What? You need to use the bathroom?
[07:17] Mito
    I'll change after you, Ruka.
[07:20] Ruka
    Why? Come on, get changed already.
[07:23] Ruka
    Geez, you're a handful.
[07:26] Mito
    W-Wha... Ah!
[07:28] Mito
    I can change by myself!
[07:31] Ruka
    What's with you?
[07:32] Mito
    Don't worry about it!
[07:35] Ruka
    Fine, I'm gonna get started.
[07:36] Mito {M}
    That was close! He almost found out...
[07:42] Mito {M}
    Phew... I need to be more careful...
[07:45] Takara
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[07:47] Takara
    Here is your afternoon tea and shortcake set.
[07:51] Takara
    Hey, newbie.
[07:53] Takara
    If you have any questions,
    don't hesitate to ask, okay?
[07:56] Mito
    Okay, thank you.
[08:00] Mito {M}
    Oh... It's the boy I saw in class...
[08:04] Mito {M}
    He looks like a doll. So cute.
[08:08] Takara
    Hey, Juri. Make sure you're
    helping Mito out, too, all right?
[08:14] Takara
    Huh? What's up with him?
[08:18] Mito {M}
    Maybe he's in a bad mood...
[08:21] Female Customer 1
    Hey, Ruka.
[08:23] Customer 1
    I'll have a strawberry mont blanc
    and earl grey tea, please.
[08:26] Customer 2
    I want whatever Ruka suggests.
[08:29] Ruka
    A strawberry juice, then.
[08:31] Customer 2
    I'd rather have you instead
     of strawberries, Ruka.
[08:35] Mito {M}
    Ruka is so popular...
[08:38] Mito {M}
    They're cute and beautiful,
[08:40] Mito {M}
    and they look so happy...
[08:42] Mito {M}
    I bet their blood tastes
    much better than mine...
[08:49] Mito {M}
    So sweet that it'd make you melt...
[08:52] Ruka
    Hey, Mito! Sorry, but could you get me
    some dried fruit from the pantry?
[08:57] Mito
    Huh? Oh, yeah.
[09:06] Mito {M}
    If he's that popular, he can drink all
    the delicious blood from any girl he wants.
[09:11] Mito {M}
    In which case, he doesn't need someone like me...
[09:16] Juri
    What are you plotting?
[09:18] Mito
    Juri-kun?
[09:20] Juri
    You can fool Takara, but you can't fool me.
[09:23] Mito
    What?
[09:25] Juri
    You're kind of different
    from the other students.
[09:29] Juri
    You're hiding something from us, aren't you?
[09:35] Juri
    You're deceiving and using Ruka, right?
[09:39] Mito {M}
    What should I do? I need to
    come up with something...
[09:42] Mito
    That's not tru—
[09:43] Juri
    Liar.
[09:52] Mito
    Ruka!
[09:54] Takara
    What's going on?!
[09:55] Takara
    Whoa! Should I call an ambulance?!
[09:58] Mito
    Ruka, you're bleeding!
[10:01] Ruka
    Just a scratch. Don't worry about it.
[10:04] Juri
    I'm so sorry. It was my fault...
[10:06] Mito
    It's not your fault, Juri-kun.
    I'm the one who ran into it.
[10:11] Mito
    I wasn't being careful. I'm sorry, Ruka.
[10:15] Mito
    You should go back to the dorm and rest.
[10:17] Ruka
    Yeah.
[10:40] Mito
    Are you okay?
[10:41] Ruka
    It'll heal right away,
    once I drink your blood.
[10:46] Mito
    Ruka, hurry.
[10:52] Mito
    Drink my blood...
[11:08] Mito {M}
    Is it because my blood tastes disgusting?
[11:11] Mito {M}
    Because I don't know what love is...
[11:15] Mito
    If only my blood was delicious, like a girl's...
[11:22] Ruka
    Mito...
[11:25] Ruka
    I told you I want you, not a girl.
[11:34] Mito
    Ruka...
[11:36] Ruka
    I just choked from drinking too fast.
[11:38] Ruka
    My wound healed, too.
[11:44] Ruka
    I already know how
    gross your blood tastes.
[11:51] Mito
    What's this?
[11:53] Ruka
    It's a vampiric item called the sang sucre,
    and it measures the taste of human blood.
[12:01] Ruka
    Right now, your blood tastes
    disgusting, so the heart's blue.
[12:05] Ruka
    But eventually I'll ripen it, so that it
    becomes a delicious strawberry red.
[12:11] Ruka
    Don't worry about it.
[12:12] Ruka
    It's my fault for not being able to
    drink women's blood in the first place.
[12:16] Mito
    I was wondering about that.
[12:18] Mito
    Why can't you drink it?
[12:20] Ruka
    That's because...
[12:36] Komori
    It's because Ruka-sama is...
SIGN    Love Magi
[12:39] Komori
    a huge otaku vampire
    who's only into 2D girls!
[12:47] Mito
    There's otaku merch inside
     a hidden bookcase...
[12:51] Mito
    Love Magi?
[12:54] Ruka
    It's about two magical girls who
    escaped from an evil organization,
[12:57] Ruka
    and are fighting to save the world!
[13:00] Ruka
    It's a masterpiece, passionately drawn
    to depict love, justice, and friendship!
[13:04] Ruka
    Their catchphrase is, "May your heart
    be filled with Love and Magic!"
[13:12] Mito
    Stare...
[13:12] Ruka
    Don't judge me!
[13:15] Ruka
    What's wrong with being an otaku?!
[13:16] Ruka
    I earn my own money
    to support my otaku lifestyle,
[13:19] Ruka
    and even though I'm bad with 3D women,
     I give them friendly customer service, right?!
[13:23] Komori
    Even when I give him suggestions, he refuses
    to take the blood of a disgusting man.
[13:28] Komori
    My hands are full because
    of Ruka-sama's selfishness.
[13:31] Komori
    Therefore, I am most grateful
    that you've come along, Mito-san.
[13:37] Mito {M}
    I'm glad that's the reason...
[13:45] Ruka
    What's so funny, huh?!
[13:47] Mito
    I mean, this is totally different
    from how I pictured you, Ruka.
[13:50] Ruka
    Don't laugh, I said!
[13:52] Mito
    It's just...
[13:54] Ruka {Background}
    It might not look it, but Love Magi
    is a very serious anime, all right?
[13:55] Mito {M}
    Can I stay here forever...?
[13:57] Ruka {Background}
    You'll get it if you just watch it, Mito!
[13:59] Mito {Background}
    Okay, okay.
[14:00] Mito {M}
    Even if I'm lying to Ruka...
[14:00] Ruka {Background}
    You don't believe me, do you?
[14:03] Ruka {Background}
    We're gonna watch it together for sure!
[14:03] Mito {M}
    I need to be loved more
    so that my blood ripens...
[14:09] Mito
    Thank you for the meal!
[14:11] Mito {M}
    Japanese, Western, Chinese...
    they have everything, and it's free.
[14:15] Mito {M}
    The dorm cafeteria is the best.
[14:17] Mito {M}
    I need to eat a lot to cover the amount
    of blood Ruka's taking from me!
[14:21] Juri
    You sure eat a lot in the morning...
[14:23] Mito
    Juri-kun and Takara.
[14:25] Takara
    What's up, Mito?
[14:26] Takara
    Was Ruka okay after yesterday's incident?
[14:29] Mito
    Oh... Um...
[14:32] Character
    I won't forgive you, bad guys!
[14:35] Character
    Our catchphrase is, "May your heart
    be filled with Love and Magic!"
[14:40] Ruka
    Love and Magic!
[14:42] Character
    What's the password?
[14:44] Character
    Love Magi!
[14:44] Ruka
    Love Magi!
[14:44] Mito {M}
    I can't tell them that he was completely fine
    and started to excitedly watch anime.
[14:46] Ruka
    Yay!
[14:52] Mito
    He's fine.
[14:54] Mito
    His wound wasn't deep, so...
[14:55] Takara
    I'm so glad.
[14:57] Takara
    Juri was so worried
    that he couldn't sleep last night!
[15:01] Takara
    Oh, that looks good.
[15:03] Takara
    All right, now that I know he's okay,
    I'm starting to get hungry.
[15:06] Takara
    I'm going to have ramen, too.
[15:09] Juri
    I'm sorry about yesterday.
[15:11] Mito
    It's okay. Juri-kun, um...
[15:16] Mito
    Just like you said, I do have a secret.
[15:20] Juri
    What?!
[15:21] Mito
    But it's nothing that's going
    to hurt Ruka or you guys!
[15:26] Mito
    Going forward, I'd never
    do anything like that!
[15:30] Juri
    I see. You're right.
[15:34] Juri
    Everyone has secrets.
[15:36] Juri
    I won't investigate you anymore, Mito.
[15:40] Juri
    Also, you could just call me by my name.
[15:42] Mito
    Okay! Juri.
[15:45] Juri
    Also, actually, I have one—
[15:48] Takara
    What, what?
[15:49] Takara
    What're you guys talking about?
[15:50] Takara
    Let me in on it, too!
[15:52] Juri
    Takara, you're annoying.
[15:53] Takara
    Aw, c'mon! We're childhood friends, aren't we?
[15:56] Mito
    You guys are close, huh?
[15:59] Mito
    What's that?
[16:08] Mito {M}
    Oh, that boy from our class...
[16:10] Juri
    Ren Nikaido. He's a delinquent
    that gets into fights all the time.
[16:14] Juri
    I don't think you should
    get involved with him.
[16:17] Mito
    Okay.
[16:23] Mito {M}
    I don't think I'd get involved
    with him anyway, but...
[16:26] Ren
    Hey.
[16:29] Mito {M}
    And there he is, right
    in front of my room?!
[16:33] Ren
    Mito Yamamoto, I heard
    you're rooming with Ruka.
[16:38] Mito
    Huh?
[16:39] Ren
    We need to talk. Come to the backyard.
SIGN    Vampire
    Dormitory
[16:51] Ren
    Don't you know Ruka's a vampire?
[16:55] Mito {M}
    W-Why does he know that?
[16:58] Ren
    You know and you're still with him?
[17:00] Mito
    W-Well...
[17:02] Ruka
    Hey.
[17:05] Mito
    Ruka...
[17:06] Ruka
    You need something from my roommate, Ren?
[17:10] Ruka
    I know you don't like me, but if you've
    got something to say, say it to my face.
[17:16] Ren
    I don't even want to talk to you.
[17:19] Ruka
    You're a coward to go
    after my roommate instead.
[17:22] Ren
    You're one to talk.
[17:24] Ruka
    What do you mean by that?
[17:31] Ruka
    Are you all right?
[17:33] Ruka
    Your blood better not have
    gotten worse because of that.
[17:36] Ruka
    Deep blue...
[17:39] Ruka
    My love's not enough yet, huh?
[17:42] Mito
    Ruka...
[17:44] Mito
    Ruka...
[17:45] Ren {Flash}
    Don't you know Ruka's a vampire?
[17:50] Mito
    No, Ruka.
[17:51] Mito
    If someone sees you doing this,
    they'll find out you're a vampire.
[17:56] Ruka
    Oh, that.
[17:58] Mito
    Don't be so flippant!
[18:00] Mito
    I'm worried about you, Ruka!
[18:06] Ruka
    If you're...
[18:07] Character
    ...too afraid of people finding out
    that you don't cast love magic...
[18:12] Ruka
    ...you fail as a Love Magi girl!
[18:14] Mito
    What?
SIGN    What?
[18:16] Mito
    Are you... talking about
    that anime you like, Ruka?
[18:19] Ruka
    I use Love Magi as a reference for
    when I show my love to you, after all.
[18:25] Mito
    And here I was, seriously
    worried about you...
[18:29] Mito
    You idiot!
[18:36] Ruka
    It's strange.
[18:38] Ruka
    I'm supposed to be the one
    teaching him about love...
[18:49] Teacher
    Ippon!
[18:50] Mito
    Ren... He cracked that wall earlier, too, but...
[18:54] Mito
    he's really strong...
[18:56] Juri
    He's always had a destructive side to him.
[19:00] Juri
    Ruka also seems inhuman at times,
    with how fast he is.
[19:04] Ruka
    Whoa. Whoa.
[19:07] Juri
    Just like yesterday.
[19:09] Mito {M}
    Juri sure is sharp.
[19:11] Juri
    Ren doesn't seem normal, either.
[19:14] Teacher
    Next! Nikaido, your opponent
    will be... Yamamoto!
[19:17] Mito
    Oh, yes, sir!
SIGN    Indomitable
[19:22] Mito {M}
    Ruka, I can't believe you let
    this guy find out you're a vampire.
[19:26] Teacher
    Begin!
[19:27] Mito
    But I'm going to be the one
    protecting Ruka from you!
[19:32] Ren
    You're...
[19:35] Teacher
    Ippon!
[19:38] Ren
    You're coming with me!
[19:40] Mito
    H-Hey!
[19:42] Ruka
    Mito?!
[19:45] Mito
    Hey! Let go of me!
[19:47] Mito
    I said, hey!
[19:49] Ren
    Yamamoto, that wound on your neck.
[19:52] Mito
    This is...
[19:54] Ren
    Yamamoto, what the heck
    is going on with you?!
[19:57] Ren
    Those bite marks mean you're not
    just a roommate, are you?
[20:01] Ren
    Then are you going out with Ruka—
[20:03] Mito
    Huh?! Of course not!
[20:05] Ren
    Then what's that wound?
[20:07] Ren
    Did he already drink your blood?
[20:11] Mito
    Well... um—
[20:12] Ren
    Hey!
[20:14] Ren
    Do you understand what that means?!
[20:16] Ren
    No one else knows that Ruka's a vampire.
[20:20] Ren
    You should call it quits and go home!
[20:23] Ren
    If you keep giving him your blood, eventually
    you're going to turn into a vampire, too!
[20:28] Mito
    What?
[20:28] Ren
    You won't be able to live as
    a normal human anymore!
[20:31] Ren
    You can't be with your parents or family...
[20:33] Ren
    You'll lose everything,
    and you can't go back!
[20:37] Mito
    Lose everything...
[20:39] Ren
    I can't just let that happen
    to guys like you!
[20:42] Mito
    Ren...
[20:43] Ren
    Listen. Vampires are dead!
[20:46] Ren
    They're heartless monsters!
[20:49] Mito
    You're wrong...
[20:52] Mito
    If you're going to call Ruka a monster...
[20:55] Mito
    Then living humans are
    even bigger monsters to me!
[21:02] Mito
    People judge others
    based on how they look,
[21:05] Mito
    and when things are inconvenient
    for them, they throw you out...
[21:08] Mito
    That's why Ruka has a bigger heart!
[21:11] Mito
    Just now, you said I'd lose everything.
[21:15] Mito
    Well, I don't have anything anymore.
[21:18] Mito
    No parents, no place to even call home!
[21:20] Mito
    And no one wants me!
[21:23] Mito
    But, Ruka... Ruka was the only one
    who reached out to me.
[21:30] Mito
    Ruka has a bigger heart than anyone else!
[21:33] Mito
    So I like the monster way better!
[21:39] Ren
    But I'm... worried about you.
[21:42] Mito
    What?
[21:44] Ren
    That's why I'll protect you.
[21:48] Mito
    Ren...
[21:50] Mito {M}
    But I want to be with Ruka.
[21:55] Mito
    Then I'll make sure that Ruka
    doesn't turn me into a vampire.
[22:01] Mito
    And in a way that you'd understand.
[22:10] Ren
    Sorry for being so rough.
[22:13] Mito
    No, it's okay.
[22:16] Ren
    Let's go back to class.
[22:17] Mito
    Nah, I'm going to skip.
[22:20] Ruka {M}
    Ren... You've got some nerve,
    getting close to my thrall...
[22:24] Ruka {M}
    And Mito, you're the one
    who's more in danger.
[22:24] Mito
    If we get scolded by the teacher,
    I'm blaming it on you, Ren.
[22:27] Ren
    He'll never find out.
[22:29] Ruka
    Don't worry about a monster like...
[22:32] Mito {Flash}
    Ruka has a bigger heart than anyone else!
[22:36] (Flashback) Mito {Flash}
    So I like the monster way better!
[22:40] Ruka
    Damn it. What the heck is this feeling?
[22:45] Ruka
    Mito...
[22:53] Mito {Flash}
    I like the monster way better!
[22:57] (Flashback) Little Child 1
    Wah, Ren-kun's being too rough!
[23:04] (Flashback) Mother 1
    My goodness. Was that child
    being violent again?
[23:07] (Flashback) Mother 1
    He's like a monster.
[23:09] (Flashback) Mother 2
    Don't play with him ever again, okay?
[23:18] (Flashback) Young Ren
    Everyone's calling me a monster...
[23:22] (Flashback) Ren'S Mother
    Even so, I love you very much, Ren.
[23:29] Ren
    He said the same thing as my mom...
[23:35] Ren
    Mito Yamamoto...