# E2 - Love 2. The pretty boy is targeted.
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***SIGN*** fscx90}Nakayoshi* Magazine 70th Anniversary Commemorative Work
**[00:04] Girl'S Voice**
*Did you know?*
**[00:05] Girl'S Voice**
* A girl's blood tastes like a sweet*
* strawberry when she's loved, and*
**[00:10] Girl'S Voice**
*it'll have you craving for more.*
**[00:13] Girl'S Voice**
*That's right. To a vampire, it's...*
**[00:31] Mito**
The cat again?!
**[00:38] Mito**
Huh?!
**[00:40] Mito**
W-Why are we sleeping
in the same bed, Ruka?!
**[00:45] Ruka**
Why? It's to make your blood taste better.
**[00:50] Ruka**
You're looking cute as always, Marian.
**[00:57] (Flashback) Mito {Flash}**
I'll be your thrall!
**[01:01] (Flashback) Mito {Flash}**
I want to do it!
**[01:05] Ruka {Background}**
Oh, that's a good girl. Good girl.
**[01:05] Mito {M}**
* That's right. I was picked up*
* by this vampire yesterday,*
**[01:10] Mito {M}**
* and in exchange for becoming his thrall,*
* he's letting me stay here with him.*
**[01:14] Mito {M}**
*But, he took me in as a boy.*
**[01:18] Mito {M}**
*I hope he doesn't find out...*
**[01:23] Ruka**
Come here.
**[01:24] Ruka**
It's time for my breakfast.
**[01:25] Mito**
H-Hey...
**[01:36] Mito**
You didn't... tell me... we'd be
doing this first thing in the morning.
**[01:43] Ruka**
Your job as a thrall is to let me
drink whenever I want.
**[01:47] Ruka**
Ugh...
**[01:48] Ruka**
Disgusting as always... blegh...
**[01:52] Mito {M}**
* My blood is so gross that I doubt*
* he'll find out I'm a girl anytime soon...*
**[01:56] Mito**
Sheesh, if you keep this up, my neck's
going to be filled with holes.
**[02:02] Ruka**
Stay still.
**[02:07] Mito**
Huh?
**[02:08] Mito**
What?! Are my wounds healed?!
**[02:10] Luka**
I'll make sure to heal it, so don't worry.
**[02:15] Mito**
Okay...
**[02:16] Mito {M}**
* Starting today, I need to make sure*
* I'm loved by this vampire,*
**[02:19] Mito {M}**
*so my blood tastes better.*
**[02:23] Mito**
Huh? A bat?
**[02:25] Mito**
Wasn't it here yesterday?
**[02:31] Mito**
Who's that?!
**[02:32] Ruka**
Oh, this is my butler, Komori.
**[02:36] Komori**
A pleasure to meet you, Mito-san.
**[02:39] Komori**
I know this is sudden, but please
change into this school uniform.
**[02:44] Komori**
Starting today, you'll be attending
the Hijirigaoka Boys' Academy.
**[02:49] Mito**
What?
***SIGN*** Vampire Dormitory
***SIGN*** The pretty boy is targeted.
**[04:25] Mito {M}**
*So this is an all boys' school...*
**[04:28] Mito {M}**
*Dressing as a boy's been convenient for me*
**[04:30] Mito {M}**
*in a lot of ways, but...*
**[04:33] Mito {M}**
*What should I do...?*
**[04:35] Mito {M}**
* If I enroll here, they're definitely*
* going to find out I'm a girl...*
**[04:38] Ruka**
What are you nervous about?
**[04:40] Mito**
Huh? N-Nothing.
**[04:42] Ruka**
You're all stiff.
**[04:44] Ruka**
All the guys in class are nice,
so don't worry.
**[04:47] Mito**
O-Okay...
**[04:49] Ruka**
Besides, I'm here, so
everything will be all right.
**[04:54] Mito**
Okay...
**[04:58] Ruka**
Mornin'.
**[05:00] Students**
Yo.
**[05:01] Students**
Mornin'.
**[05:06] Ruka**
Come on, introduce yourself.
**[05:07] Mito**
Oh, yeah...
**[05:10] Mito {M}**
*First impressions are everything.*
**[05:13] Mito**
My name is Mito Yamamoto, and I just
transferred here today. Nice to meet you.
**[05:20] Mito {M}**
*Huh?*
**[05:21] Male Student 1**
Nice to meet you!
**[05:22] Male Student 2**
Hey, you're a good-lookin' guy!
**[05:25] Takara**
Oh? Hey, you're the guy who came
by the store yesterday.
**[05:28] Takara**
I didn't know you were Ruka's friend.
**[05:30] Mito**
Huh? Oh, yeah...
**[05:32] Takara**
I'm Takara Kagurazaka!
I bet you're really popular!
**[05:37] Takara**
If you know any cute girls,
could you introduce them to me?
**[05:39] Mito**
S-Sure.
**[05:42] Takara**
That seat over there is open!
**[05:44] Mito**
Thanks.
**[05:45] Mito {M}**
*Thank goodness.*
**[05:47] Mito {M}**
*Everyone seems really nice.*
**[05:51] Student**
Hey, hey, Ruka,
**[05:53] Student**
do you know the transfer student?
**[05:54] Ruka**
Yeah, a little.
**[05:56] Student**
Huh? Is he a relative or something?
**[05:58] Ruka**
No, no, just someone I know.
**[06:03] Student**
Hey, hey, where are you from?
**[06:05] Student**
Were you in any clubs?
**[06:13] Mito {M}**
*Huh?*
**[06:14] Mito {M}**
*Did he just glare at me?*
**[06:16] Student**
What's up?
**[06:17] Mito**
Oh, no. It's nothing.
**[06:24] Mito**
Phew, it's been a while
since I've taken classes.
**[06:27] Mito**
I'm tired.
**[06:29] Mito**
I wonder if I can keep up
with the class work.
**[06:32] Ruka**
Hey, Mito.
**[06:34] Ruka**
I'm going to work at the café, but...
**[06:37] Mito**
You mean the café from yesterday?
**[06:39] Ruka**
Yeah, Komori's the owner.
**[06:41] Mito**
Oh, your butler?
**[06:43] Ruka**
Yeah.
**[06:44] Ruka**
Do you wanna work there, too? As a part-timer?
**[06:46] Ruka**
You're broke, right?
**[06:48] Mito**
Yeah! I'll do it!
**[06:53] Komori**
Of course I'm fine with it.
**[06:56] Komori**
Please go change in there.
**[07:00] Ruka**
This is the changing room.
**[07:02] Ruka**
Change into the uniform in that locker.
**[07:05] Ruka**
Once you've changed,
we'll start with taking orders.
**[07:10] Ruka**
What? Hurry up and get dressed.
**[07:13] Mito**
Um...
**[07:14] Ruka**
What? You need to use the bathroom?
**[07:17] Mito**
I'll change after you, Ruka.
**[07:20] Ruka**
Why? Come on, get changed already.
**[07:23] Ruka**
Geez, you're a handful.
**[07:26] Mito**
W-Wha... Ah!
**[07:28] Mito**
I can change by myself!
**[07:31] Ruka**
What's with you?
**[07:32] Mito**
Don't worry about it!
**[07:35] Ruka**
Fine, I'm gonna get started.
**[07:36] Mito {M}**
*That was close! He almost found out...*
**[07:42] Mito {M}**
*Phew... I need to be more careful...*
**[07:45] Takara**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[07:47] Takara**
Here is your afternoon tea and shortcake set.
**[07:51] Takara**
Hey, newbie.
**[07:53] Takara**
If you have any questions,
don't hesitate to ask, okay?
**[07:56] Mito**
Okay, thank you.
**[08:00] Mito {M}**
*Oh... It's the boy I saw in class...*
**[08:04] Mito {M}**
*He looks like a doll. So cute.*
**[08:08] Takara**
Hey, Juri. Make sure you're
helping Mito out, too, all right?
**[08:14] Takara**
Huh? What's up with him?
**[08:18] Mito {M}**
*Maybe he's in a bad mood...*
**[08:21] Female Customer 1**
Hey, Ruka.
**[08:23] Customer 1**
I'll have a strawberry mont blanc
and earl grey tea, please.
**[08:26] Customer 2**
I want whatever Ruka suggests.
**[08:29] Ruka**
A strawberry juice, then.
**[08:31] Customer 2**
I'd rather have *you* instead
of strawberries, Ruka.
**[08:35] Mito {M}**
*Ruka is so popular...*
**[08:38] Mito {M}**
*They're cute and beautiful,*
**[08:40] Mito {M}**
*and they look so happy...*
**[08:42] Mito {M}**
* I bet their blood tastes*
* much better than mine...*
**[08:49] Mito {M}**
*So sweet that it'd make you melt...*
**[08:52] Ruka**
Hey, Mito! Sorry, but could you get me
some dried fruit from the pantry?
**[08:57] Mito**
Huh? Oh, yeah.
**[09:06] Mito {M}**
* If he's that popular, he can drink all*
* the delicious blood from any girl he wants.*
**[09:11] Mito {M}**
*In which case, he doesn't need someone like me...*
**[09:16] Juri**
What are you plotting?
**[09:18] Mito**
Juri-kun?
**[09:20] Juri**
You can fool Takara, but you can't fool me.
**[09:23] Mito**
What?
**[09:25] Juri**
You're kind of different
from the other students.
**[09:29] Juri**
You're hiding something from us, aren't you?
**[09:35] Juri**
You're deceiving and using Ruka, right?
**[09:39] Mito {M}**
* What should I do? I need to*
* come up with something...*
**[09:42] Mito**
That's not tru—
**[09:43] Juri**
Liar.
**[09:52] Mito**
Ruka!
**[09:54] Takara**
What's going on?!
**[09:55] Takara**
Whoa! Should I call an ambulance?!
**[09:58] Mito**
Ruka, you're bleeding!
**[10:01] Ruka**
Just a scratch. Don't worry about it.
**[10:04] Juri**
I'm so sorry. It was my fault...
**[10:06] Mito**
It's not your fault, Juri-kun.
I'm the one who ran into it.
**[10:11] Mito**
I wasn't being careful. I'm sorry, Ruka.
**[10:15] Mito**
You should go back to the dorm and rest.
**[10:17] Ruka**
Yeah.
**[10:40] Mito**
Are you okay?
**[10:41] Ruka**
It'll heal right away,
once I drink your blood.
**[10:46] Mito**
Ruka, hurry.
**[10:52] Mito**
Drink my blood...
**[11:08] Mito {M}**
*Is it because my blood tastes disgusting?*
**[11:11] Mito {M}**
*Because I don't know what love is...*
**[11:15] Mito**
If only my blood was delicious, like a girl's...
**[11:22] Ruka**
Mito...
**[11:25] Ruka**
I told you I want you, not a girl.
**[11:34] Mito**
Ruka...
**[11:36] Ruka**
I just choked from drinking too fast.
**[11:38] Ruka**
My wound healed, too.
**[11:44] Ruka**
I already know how
gross your blood tastes.
**[11:51] Mito**
What's this?
**[11:53] Ruka**
It's a vampiric item called the sang sucre,
and it measures the taste of human blood.
**[12:01] Ruka**
Right now, your blood tastes
disgusting, so the heart's blue.
**[12:05] Ruka**
But eventually I'll ripen it, so that it
becomes a delicious strawberry red.
**[12:11] Ruka**
Don't worry about it.
**[12:12] Ruka**
It's my fault for not being able to
drink women's blood in the first place.
**[12:16] Mito**
I was wondering about that.
**[12:18] Mito**
Why can't you drink it?
**[12:20] Ruka**
That's because...
**[12:36] Komori**
It's because Ruka-sama is...
***SIGN*** Love Magi
**[12:39] Komori**
a huge otaku vampire
who's only into 2D girls!
**[12:47] Mito**
There's otaku merch inside
a hidden bookcase...
**[12:51] Mito**
*Love Magi*?
**[12:54] Ruka**
It's about two magical girls who
escaped from an evil organization,
**[12:57] Ruka**
and are fighting to save the world!
**[13:00] Ruka**
It's a masterpiece, passionately drawn
to depict love, justice, and friendship!
**[13:04] Ruka**
Their catchphrase is, "May your heart
be filled with Love and Magic!"
**[13:12] Mito**
Stare...
**[13:12] Ruka**
Don't judge me!
**[13:15] Ruka**
What's wrong with being an otaku?!
**[13:16] Ruka**
I earn my own money
to support my otaku lifestyle,
**[13:19] Ruka**
and even though I'm bad with 3D women,
I give them friendly customer service, right?!
**[13:23] Komori**
Even when I give him suggestions, he refuses
to take the blood of a disgusting man.
**[13:28] Komori**
My hands are full because
of Ruka-sama's selfishness.
**[13:31] Komori**
Therefore, I am most grateful
that you've come along, Mito-san.
**[13:37] Mito {M}**
*I'm glad that's the reason...*
**[13:45] Ruka**
What's so funny, huh?!
**[13:47] Mito**
I mean, this is totally different
from how I pictured you, Ruka.
**[13:50] Ruka**
Don't laugh, I said!
**[13:52] Mito**
It's just...
**[13:54] Ruka {Background}**
It might not look it, but *Love Magi*
is a very serious anime, all right?
**[13:55] Mito {M}**
*Can I stay here forever...?*
**[13:57] Ruka {Background}**
You'll get it if you just watch it, Mito!
**[13:59] Mito {Background}**
Okay, okay.
**[14:00] Mito {M}**
*Even if I'm lying to Ruka...*
**[14:00] Ruka {Background}**
You don't believe me, do you?
**[14:03] Ruka {Background}**
We're gonna watch it together for sure!
**[14:03] Mito {M}**
* I need to be loved more*
* so that my blood ripens...*
**[14:09] Mito**
Thank you for the meal!
**[14:11] Mito {M}**
* Japanese, Western, Chinese...*
* they have everything, and it's free.*
**[14:15] Mito {M}**
*The dorm cafeteria is the best.*
**[14:17] Mito {M}**
* I need to eat a lot to cover the amount*
* of blood Ruka's taking from me!*
**[14:21] Juri**
You sure eat a lot in the morning...
**[14:23] Mito**
Juri-kun and Takara.
**[14:25] Takara**
What's up, Mito?
**[14:26] Takara**
Was Ruka okay after yesterday's incident?
**[14:29] Mito**
Oh... Um...
**[14:32] Character**
I won't forgive you, bad guys!
**[14:35] Character**
Our catchphrase is, "May your heart
be filled with Love and Magic!"
**[14:40] Ruka**
Love and Magic!
**[14:42] Character**
What's the password?
**[14:44] Character**
Love Magi!
**[14:44] Ruka**
Love Magi!
**[14:44] Mito {M}**
* I can't tell them that he was completely fine*
* and started to excitedly watch anime.*
**[14:46] Ruka**
Yay!
**[14:52] Mito**
He's fine.
**[14:54] Mito**
His wound wasn't deep, so...
**[14:55] Takara**
I'm so glad.
**[14:57] Takara**
Juri was so worried
that he couldn't sleep last night!
**[15:01] Takara**
Oh, that looks good.
**[15:03] Takara**
All right, now that I know he's okay,
I'm starting to get hungry.
**[15:06] Takara**
I'm going to have ramen, too.
**[15:09] Juri**
I'm sorry about yesterday.
**[15:11] Mito**
It's okay. Juri-kun, um...
**[15:16] Mito**
Just like you said, I do have a secret.
**[15:20] Juri**
What?!
**[15:21] Mito**
But it's nothing that's going
to hurt Ruka or you guys!
**[15:26] Mito**
Going forward, I'd never
do anything like that!
**[15:30] Juri**
I see. You're right.
**[15:34] Juri**
Everyone has secrets.
**[15:36] Juri**
I won't investigate you anymore, Mito.
**[15:40] Juri**
Also, you could just call me by my name.
**[15:42] Mito**
Okay! Juri.
**[15:45] Juri**
Also, actually, I have one—
**[15:48] Takara**
What, what?
**[15:49] Takara**
What're you guys talking about?
**[15:50] Takara**
Let me in on it, too!
**[15:52] Juri**
Takara, you're annoying.
**[15:53] Takara**
Aw, c'mon! We're childhood friends, aren't we?
**[15:56] Mito**
You guys are close, huh?
**[15:59] Mito**
What's that?
**[16:08] Mito {M}**
*Oh, that boy from our class...*
**[16:10] Juri**
Ren Nikaido. He's a delinquent
that gets into fights all the time.
**[16:14] Juri**
I don't think you should
get involved with him.
**[16:17] Mito**
Okay.
**[16:23] Mito {M}**
* I don't think I'd get involved*
* with him anyway, but...*
**[16:26] Ren**
Hey.
**[16:29] Mito {M}**
* And there he is, right*
* in front of my room?!*
**[16:33] Ren**
Mito Yamamoto, I heard
you're rooming with Ruka.
**[16:38] Mito**
Huh?
**[16:39] Ren**
We need to talk. Come to the backyard.
***SIGN*** Vampire
Dormitory
**[16:51] Ren**
Don't you know Ruka's a vampire?
**[16:55] Mito {M}**
*W-Why does he know that?*
**[16:58] Ren**
You know and you're still with him?
**[17:00] Mito**
W-Well...
**[17:02] Ruka**
Hey.
**[17:05] Mito**
Ruka...
**[17:06] Ruka**
You need something from my roommate, Ren?
**[17:10] Ruka**
I know you don't like me, but if you've
got something to say, say it to my face.
**[17:16] Ren**
I don't even want to talk to you.
**[17:19] Ruka**
You're a coward to go
after my roommate instead.
**[17:22] Ren**
You're one to talk.
**[17:24] Ruka**
What do you mean by that?
**[17:31] Ruka**
Are you all right?
**[17:33] Ruka**
Your blood better not have
gotten worse because of that.
**[17:36] Ruka**
Deep blue...
**[17:39] Ruka**
My love's not enough yet, huh?
**[17:42] Mito**
Ruka...
**[17:44] Mito**
Ruka...
**[17:45] Ren {Flash}**
*Don't you know Ruka's a vampire?*
**[17:50] Mito**
No, Ruka.
**[17:51] Mito**
If someone sees you doing this,
they'll find out you're a vampire.
**[17:56] Ruka**
Oh, that.
**[17:58] Mito**
Don't be so flippant!
**[18:00] Mito**
I'm worried about you, Ruka!
**[18:06] Ruka**
If you're...
**[18:07] Character**
...too afraid of people finding out
that you don't cast love magic...
**[18:12] Ruka**
...you fail as a Love Magi girl!
**[18:14] Mito**
What?
***SIGN*** What?
**[18:16] Mito**
Are you... talking about
that anime you like, Ruka?
**[18:19] Ruka**
I use *Love Magi* as a reference for
when I show my love to you, after all.
**[18:25] Mito**
And here I was, seriously
worried about you...
**[18:29] Mito**
You idiot!
**[18:36] Ruka**
It's strange.
**[18:38] Ruka**
I'm supposed to be the one
teaching him about love...
**[18:49] Teacher**
Ippon!
**[18:50] Mito**
Ren... He cracked that wall earlier, too, but...
**[18:54] Mito**
he's really strong...
**[18:56] Juri**
He's always had a destructive side to him.
**[19:00] Juri**
Ruka also seems inhuman at times,
with how fast he is.
**[19:04] Ruka**
Whoa. Whoa.
**[19:07] Juri**
Just like yesterday.
**[19:09] Mito {M}**
*Juri sure is sharp.*
**[19:11] Juri**
Ren doesn't seem normal, either.
**[19:14] Teacher**
Next! Nikaido, your opponent
will be... Yamamoto!
**[19:17] Mito**
Oh, yes, sir!
***SIGN*** Indomitable
**[19:22] Mito {M}**
* Ruka, I can't believe you let*
* this guy find out you're a vampire.*
**[19:26] Teacher**
Begin!
**[19:27] Mito**
But I'm going to be the one
protecting Ruka from you!
**[19:32] Ren**
You're...
**[19:35] Teacher**
Ippon!
**[19:38] Ren**
You're coming with me!
**[19:40] Mito**
H-Hey!
**[19:42] Ruka**
Mito?!
**[19:45] Mito**
Hey! Let go of me!
**[19:47] Mito**
I said, hey!
**[19:49] Ren**
Yamamoto, that wound on your neck.
**[19:52] Mito**
This is...
**[19:54] Ren**
Yamamoto, what the heck
is going on with you?!
**[19:57] Ren**
Those bite marks mean you're not
just a roommate, are you?
**[20:01] Ren**
Then are you going out with Ruka—
**[20:03] Mito**
Huh?! Of course not!
**[20:05] Ren**
Then what's that wound?
**[20:07] Ren**
Did he already drink your blood?
**[20:11] Mito**
Well... um—
**[20:12] Ren**
Hey!
**[20:14] Ren**
Do you understand what that means?!
**[20:16] Ren**
No one else knows that Ruka's a vampire.
**[20:20] Ren**
You should call it quits and go home!
**[20:23] Ren**
If you keep giving him your blood, eventually
you're going to turn into a vampire, too!
**[20:28] Mito**
What?
**[20:28] Ren**
You won't be able to live as
a normal human anymore!
**[20:31] Ren**
You can't be with your parents or family...
**[20:33] Ren**
You'll lose everything,
and you can't go back!
**[20:37] Mito**
Lose everything...
**[20:39] Ren**
I can't just let that happen
to guys like you!
**[20:42] Mito**
Ren...
**[20:43] Ren**
Listen. Vampires are dead!
**[20:46] Ren**
They're heartless monsters!
**[20:49] Mito**
You're wrong...
**[20:52] Mito**
If you're going to call Ruka a monster...
**[20:55] Mito**
Then living humans are
even bigger monsters to me!
**[21:02] Mito**
People judge others
based on how they look,
**[21:05] Mito**
and when things are inconvenient
for them, they throw you out...
**[21:08] Mito**
That's why Ruka has a bigger heart!
**[21:11] Mito**
Just now, you said I'd lose everything.
**[21:15] Mito**
Well, I don't *have* anything anymore.
**[21:18] Mito**
No parents, no place to even call home!
**[21:20] Mito**
And no one wants me!
**[21:23] Mito**
But, Ruka... Ruka was the only one
who reached out to me.
**[21:30] Mito**
Ruka has a bigger heart than anyone else!
**[21:33] Mito**
So I like the monster way better!
**[21:39] Ren**
But I'm... worried about you.
**[21:42] Mito**
What?
**[21:44] Ren**
That's why I'll protect you.
**[21:48] Mito**
Ren...
**[21:50] Mito {M}**
*But I want to be with Ruka.*
**[21:55] Mito**
Then I'll make sure that Ruka
doesn't turn me into a vampire.
**[22:01] Mito**
And in a way that you'd understand.
**[22:10] Ren**
Sorry for being so rough.
**[22:13] Mito**
No, it's okay.
**[22:16] Ren**
Let's go back to class.
**[22:17] Mito**
Nah, I'm going to skip.
**[22:20] Ruka {M}**
* Ren... You've got some nerve,*
* getting close to my thrall...*
**[22:24] Ruka {M}**
* And Mito, you're the one*
* who's more in danger.*
**[22:24] Mito**
If we get scolded by the teacher,
I'm blaming it on you, Ren.
**[22:27] Ren**
He'll never find out.
**[22:29] Ruka**
Don't worry about a monster like...
**[22:32] Mito {Flash}**
*Ruka has a bigger heart than anyone else!*
**[22:36] (Flashback) Mito {Flash}**
So I like the monster way better!
**[22:40] Ruka**
Damn it. What the heck is this feeling?
**[22:45] Ruka**
Mito...
**[22:53] Mito {Flash}**
*I like the monster way better!*
**[22:57] (Flashback) Little Child 1**
Wah, Ren-kun's being too rough!
**[23:04] (Flashback) Mother 1**
My goodness. Was that child
being violent again?
**[23:07] (Flashback) Mother 1**
He's like a monster.
**[23:09] (Flashback) Mother 2**
Don't play with him ever again, okay?
**[23:18] (Flashback) Young Ren**
Everyone's calling me a monster...
**[23:22] (Flashback) Ren'S Mother**
Even so, I love you very much, Ren.
**[23:29] Ren**
He said the same thing as my mom...
**[23:35] Ren**
Mito Yamamoto...