E7 - Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow?

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[00:10] Lady
    Welcome...
[00:13] Lady
    Well.
[00:38] Lady
    You think a cheap little toy
    like that is gonna get me off?
[00:42] Lady
    Whip it out, sonny. Let's have some fun.
[00:51] Lady
    Multiple enemies... no, only one presence.
[01:08] Eita
    Maybe I should go back to being a shut-in.
[01:12] Suzuki
    I finally get to see
    Yoshida Akikazu-sensei again...
[01:15] Suzuki
    I can't wait to give him
    a lot of negative criticism.
SIGN    Episode 7: "Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow?"
[03:11] Saruta
    Damn, this is a lot of blood!
[03:16] Saruta
    Pretty impressive, though.
[03:17] Saruta
    I guess if you're old-school enough a ninja,
[03:20] Saruta
    you try to fulfill your duty to the very end.
[03:30] Lady
    The voice I heard from the other
    direction wasn't an illusion...
[03:35] Lady
    but from a speaker installed in the shuriken.
[03:39] Saruta
    Come on now, granny, no spoilers.
[03:46] Lady
    Expanding your invisibility
    suit for a moment...
[03:50] Lady
    to blow the blood I got on it off...
    and restore its complete invisibility...
[03:55] Lady
    probably also... can neutralize some attacks...
[04:03] Lady
    Commander Sasama... Big Sis Takachiho...
[04:07] Lady
    I'll be... passing on... first...
[04:19] Saruta
    That's one down.
SIGN    One Month Ago
[04:35] (Flashback) Saruta
    Already?!
[04:37] (Flashback) UN
    You seem to be surprised.
[04:40] (Flashback) UN
    I know you're a failure, but you were trying
    to flee your shinobi organization,
[04:44] (Flashback) UN
    without a means to escape overseas.
[04:48] (Flashback) UN
    Did you really think you could survive?
[04:54] (Flashback) Saruta
    True enough...
[04:56] (Flashback) Saruta
    But I... was betting on a rumor I heard.
[04:59] (Flashback) UN
    And what might that rumor be?
[05:02] (Flashback) UN
    Defecting to UN?
[05:05] (Flashback) UN
    Working for us?
[05:08] (Flashback) Saruta
    You're really with UN?
[05:11] (Flashback) Saruta
    You've got the wrong idea here.
[05:13] (Flashback) Saruta
    I didn't run because I wanted to survive.
[05:20] (Flashback) Saruta
    The idea of living long enough for
    my ninja skills to fade with age...
[05:25] (Flashback) Saruta
    I'd rather die than go through that.
[05:28] (Flashback) Saruta
    I'll be blunt with you:
[05:31] (Flashback) Saruta
    As long as I get to fight,
    I'll side with anyone!
[05:36] (Flashback) Saruta
    Put me on a battlefield!
[05:38] (Flashback) Saruta
    Give me a place where I can die fighting!
[05:43] (Flashback) UN
    Very well.
[05:45] (Flashback) UN
    I know the perfect place for you.
[05:51] (Flashback) Saruta
    Gonna kill, and kill, and kill...
[05:55] (Flashback) Saruta
    And keep killing until the day I die!
[06:08] Saruta
    Now, who dies next?
[06:21] Yoshida
    I finally finished my manuscript, so I'm
    going to get a good night's sleep for once.
[06:27] Yoshida
    Nobunaga, oh how he died, at Honnoji...
[06:32] Yoshida
    That Akechi, he went rogue,
    and it was such bad news!
[06:36] Yoshida
    Along came Hideyoshi and...
[06:39] Yoshida
    I think I had some strawberry
    milk in my fridge.
[06:45] Suzuki
    Oh, Yoshida-sensei.
[06:47] Suzuki
    This manuscript is wonderfu—
[06:49] Suzuki
    Eek! Sensei, what are you doing?!
    We don't know each other that well yet!
[06:53] Yoshida
    Whoa, hang on! I was just in the bath!
[06:57] Yoshida
    What are you even doing here
    in the first place, Suzuki-san?
[07:02] Suzuki
    I came to pick up your manuscript.
[07:05] Suzuki
    The door was unlocked.
[07:08] Yoshida
    What? I'm pretty sure I locked it.
[07:10] Yoshida
    And I thought I had a different editor now?
[07:14] Suzuki
    No,
[07:16] Suzuki
    I'm going to be your editor
    until the day I die.
[07:18] Yoshida
    U-Until death?
[07:22] Junna
    You know the lady from the convenience store?
[07:25] Junna
    I think she knows me, too.
[07:29] Junna
    She was the one who went to the
    "child welfare center" or whatever.
[07:34] Eita
    I see.
[07:35] Eita
    So she's not a bad person.
[07:38] Eita
    Question, though: why are you at my place?
[07:42] Junna
    Mom is late getting home,
[07:45] Junna
    and you're the only one I know
    who can take me to the store.
[07:49] Eita
    You already know I just got back from there.
[07:52] Eita
    Plus, you don't have any money.
    You just wanna use mine.
[07:57] Junna
    You're so cheap!
[07:59] Junna
    I'm gonna go by myself and
    when the police take me in,
[08:02] Junna
    I'm gonna tell them the weird high school
    kid in my building messed with me!
[08:09] Eita
    Don't! They might actually come after me!
[08:17] Suzuki
    I rejected the majority of the manuscript.
[08:20] Suzuki
    Now I can visit him on the way
    home from school tomorrow!
SIGN    Emergency Shinobi Notice
[08:28] Suzuki
    An emergency shinobi notice?
SIGN    Emergency Shinobi Notice
    
    September 10 7:17PM
[08:31] Suzuki
    There was an attack at a convenience store...
[08:34] Suzuki
    A shinobi was killed.
[08:37] Suzuki
    She was one of our teachers...
[08:39] Suzuki
    I honestly thought the old bat was immortal.
[08:45] Suzuki
    Complete invisibility...
[08:46] Suzuki
    Does this mean UN is behind the attack?
[08:51] Suzuki
    And if they targeted a kunoichi...
[08:54] Suzuki
    If the attacker left the store
[08:55] Suzuki
    and then immediately ran into another
    kunoichi walking around at night...
[09:05] Suzuki
    Bingo!
[09:17] Suzuki
    They really are invisible...
    And they're concealing their presence.
[09:21] Suzuki
    It really is different from the downgraded
    Marishiten they let us use domestically.
[09:25] Suzuki
    Yoshida-sensei... I might die today.
[09:34] Junna
    Huh? It's the violent lady.
[09:37] Junna
    What'cha doing?
[09:40] Suzuki
    Junna, run!
[09:55] Junna
    Hey, it's Stitches! Where've you been?
[10:00] Junna
    I was worried about you.
[10:05] Suzuki
    Okay... I'm putting my weapon
    down, so let the girl go.
[10:10] Suzuki
    Damn it... I lost track of them when
    Junna showed up and caught my attention.
[10:15] Suzuki
    The Ninja Lab came up with
    this poison. D9-49-9386.
[10:20] Suzuki
    If I can tag them, they'll die in two seconds.
[10:23] Suzuki
    But that's long enough
    for Junna to be killed...
[10:35] Saruta
    Is that cat talking?
SIGN    Is that you, Saruta?
[10:41] Saruta
    Are you... Nekohira?!
[10:43] Junna
    Violent lady...
[10:45] Junna
    This cat is talking funny!
[10:47] Junna
    And I can hear a man
    behind me for some reason.
[10:51] Suzuki
    Just don't move!
[10:53] Suzuki
    The enemy's a male...
    And what's with that cat?
[10:57] Junna
    This is kinda scary!
[10:59] Junna
    Ow, ow, ow!
[11:00] Suzuki
    Don't hurt her! She's a civilian!
    What do you want?
[11:04] Suzuki
    Good. As long as he's got a hold
    on her, I can buy more time.
[11:09] Nekohira
    Hey, Saruta. That kunoichi...
[11:12] Nekohira
    Isn't that Suzuki?
[11:15] Saruta
    No way! Her face and voice
    are totally different.
[11:18] Saruta
    This is the girl they've got
    infiltrating Kodan High School.
[11:23] Nekohira
    It's easy to change your appearance.
[11:27] Nekohira
    You know this already,
    but I've got a real smell fetish.
[11:30] Nekohira
    And becoming a cat
    has given it a huge boost.
[11:32] Nekohira
    I still remember the smell
    of Suzuki's sweat vividly!
[11:40] (Flashback) Saruta
    U-Um... Would you please...
    I mean, do you wanna... well...
[11:46] (Flashback) Saruta
    g-go out with me?
[11:49] (Flashback) Suzuki
    I'm sorry!
[11:53] (Flashback) Suzuki
    I know exactly how you feel, Saruta-kun.
[11:57] (Flashback) Suzuki
    I feel the same way.
[12:00] (Flashback) Saruta
    Suzuki-san...
[12:02] (Flashback) Suzuki
    But when we graduate,
[12:04] (Flashback) Suzuki
    there's no telling what kind of ninja
    duty we'll be assigned to, right?
[12:07] (Flashback) Suzuki
    Onikobe is going to be an overseas operator,
    and who knows what'll happen to me?
[12:12] Saruta
    I saw her shoulders heaving as she walked
    away, and all I could do was watch...
[12:18] (Flashback) Nekohira
    Hey, Saruta! I came up with a cat language!
[12:21] (Flashback) Nekohira
    Check it!
SIGN    Ninja Technical School - Day of Graduation
[12:26] Teacher
    The Kunoichi Program has
    two valedictorians this year:
[12:30] (Flashback) Teacher
    Suzuki and Onikobe.
[12:32] (Flashback) Teacher
    The two of them have used the seduction
    arts over the last three years,
[12:37] (Flashback) Teacher
    resulting in 24 confessions for each
    of them, numbering a total of 48.
[12:41] (Flashback) Teacher
    And none of those 48 idiots realized
    they were in a honey trap.
[12:46] (Flashback) Nekohira
    O-Onikobe... You're kidding me.
[12:50] Saruta
    I'll never forget the smug look on her face!
[12:55] Nekohira
    Please, Saruta.
[12:56] Nekohira
    Kill me while I've still got my memories!
[13:00] Nekohira
    Come on, Saruta! Are you listening?
[13:03] Saruta
    Oh, sorry.
[13:05] Nekohira
    Oh, no... Hurry... My memories...
[13:13] Junna
    Stitches ran off...
[13:16] Junna
    Now what do I do?
[13:21] Saruta
    This isn't where you die.
[13:25] Saruta
    It'll be at Kodan High School.
[13:33] Suzuki
    Are you okay?
[13:35] Junna
    Not even a little!
[13:38] Saruta
    Suzuki...
[13:39] Saruta
    Dying in a school suits you perfectly.
[13:45] Taira
    Well?
[13:46] Ranran
    "Well" nothing. It doesn't even
    show up on the footage.
[13:51] Ranran
    See? Magazines fall over.
    Plastic bottles, too.
[13:54] Ranran
    They're not even being careful.
[13:56] Ranran
    After this is when the lady gets cut down,
    but you can't see the blade, either.
[14:03] Taira
    Just get to the point.
[14:05] Taira
    Was that thing built by the Ninja Lab?
[14:08] Ranran
    Unfortunately, nothing exists
    in my department
[14:12] Ranran
    that can erase visibility for
    a sword quite so perfectly.
[14:16] Ranran
    This tech would have every
    mouth back at the lab watering.
[14:22] Onikobe
    Ninja Chief Kato, it's dangerous
    to operate individually.
[14:26] Kato
    Who do you think you're talking to?
[14:29] Onikobe
    But, sir, this emergency
    summons is suspicious.
[14:32] Onikobe
    Might it be a trap?
[14:34] Onikobe
    I should attend as your guard.
[14:36] Kato
    You'll be on standby.
[14:38] Onikobe
    My Marishiten's sensors are
    picking up multiple readings.
[14:42] Onikobe
    There are people in Marishiten 3.5s,
    and they've already surrounded us.
[14:47] Kato
    Did you not hear me when I said
    you're on standby, Onikobe?
[14:51] Onikobe
    Sir!
[14:55] Ozu
    Come to think of it,
    there was that overseas mission...
[14:58] Ozu
    We were cleaning up a drug cartel after a
    crackdown by the Navy SEALs, but it went south,
[15:03] Ozu
    and we were trapped in wetlands just
    like these with Commander Sasama.
[15:08] Ozu
    I think the Marishiten model
    at the time was 2.0?
[15:11] Ozu
    They were so damn heavy,
    on the fritz from the humidity...
[15:14] Ozu
    Then the drug trafficking tunnels we were
    hiding in got lit up with a flamethrower.
[15:18] Ozu
    Everyone died but the three of us.
[15:22] Ozu
    You and I got cooked pretty bad
    protecting Chief Sasama.
[15:26] Ozu
    Granted, that led to the Ninja Lab
    giving me my old face back,
[15:30] Ozu
    so I could finally come back to Japan.
[15:32] Ozu
    And yet I find myself bored.
[15:35] Ozu
    Maybe in the end, we've got an urge
    to seek out conflict after all!
[15:39] Kato
    Could you can the chitchat?
[15:42] Ozu
    Relax. I mean, they might
    think they're hidden,
[15:45] Ozu
    but you can tell how much bloodlust
    we're surrounded by, right?
[15:48] Kato
    Yeah.
[15:50] Ozu
    The Rainbow Hound is around, too.
[15:54] Ozu
    Which means... Well, you know.
[15:59] Kato
    The Rainbow Hound...
[16:01] Kato
    Kumogakure Nijiro is nearby.
[16:05] Kato
    And if the Rainbow Hound is part of security,
    then there must be jonin class around...
[16:12] Sasama
    Hey, there you are.
[16:14] Kato
    Sasama...san?
[16:17] Sasama
    Kato, have you lost some weight?
[16:24] Kato
    Could it be?!
[16:25] Taira
    Hey. Been a while, Kato.
[16:30] Taira
    Why's Onikobe in Japan, working with you?
[16:35] Taira
    And can you explain how, as soon as
    she gets back, there was a killing?
[16:42] Sasama
    Lower the sword, Taira.
[16:49] Suzuki
    Hey, Onikobe.
[16:51] Suzuki
    I know you're in there. Come on out.
[16:54] Suzuki
    I haven't seen you since graduation.
    Let's chat.
[17:01] Suzuki
    Wow, going invisible? What's up?
[17:04] Suzuki
    I'm putting myself out here.
    Are you that scared of losing to me?
[17:16] Suzuki
    Relax. The people who are
    hiding won't make a move.
[17:24] Suzuki
    So fast—
[17:38] Suzuki
    Okay, stop.
[17:40] Suzuki
    You really are a lot stronger.
[17:42] Suzuki
    I guess I don't stand a
    chance against someone
[17:45] Suzuki
    who's been fighting on the front lines...
[17:47] Suzuki
    I got attacked last night.
[17:49] Suzuki
    By someone with complete invisibility.
[17:52] Onikobe
    You think that was me?
[17:54] Suzuki
    Hardly. You would've kept
    going until I was dead.
[17:59] Suzuki
    But the bigwigs suspect you and your boss.
[18:02] Suzuki
    The attacker knew that I was
    infiltrating a school on a mission.
[18:07] Suzuki
    This is speculation,
[18:09] Suzuki
    but I think it might be one of the classmates
    we caught with our honey trap project.
[18:14] Suzuki
    Can you think of anyone who'd hate us?
[18:17] Onikobe
    Too many to remember specifics, but...
[18:23] Onikobe
    I'll kill them if they come at me.
[18:24] Suzuki
    I bet you will! Welcome home, Onikobe.
[18:29] Suzuki
    Hard to tell with everyone wearing masks.
[18:32] Suzuki
    All the guys in our class
    asked you out, right?
[18:36] Onikobe
    A few of the girls, too.
[18:37] Suzuki
    Yeah, you always were a hit with the girls.
[18:41] Suzuki
    I can understand why they'd be mad,
    but who'd go as far as murder?
[18:46] Onikobe
    There was a guy who confessed in cat talk.
[18:50] Suzuki
    Oh, I remember!
[18:51] Suzuki
    I cracked up when he tried that with me.
[18:54] Suzuki
    Just kept meowing, and I had
    no idea what he was saying.
[18:57] Onikobe
    It was annoying enough
    that I considered killing him.
[18:57] Sign
    Saruta
[18:57] Sign
    Nekohira
[18:59] Suzuki
    What was his name? Nekota?
[19:00] Onikobe
    No. Nekohira.
[19:03] Suzuki
    Neko... Saru...
[19:06] Suzuki
    There was that Saruta guy, too.
[19:09] Suzuki
    I don't remember him too well,
    but he had a real cowardly look to his eyes.
[19:14] Suzuki
    Don't really remember anything else...
[19:17] Suzuki
    I'm thinking, if things move fast,
[19:18] Suzuki
    there'll be an attack at the school
    before the end of the week.
[19:22] Suzuki
    The Ninja Lab's looking into it, but...
[19:25] Suzuki
    According to a kouhai who works there,
[19:27] Suzuki
    this might've been a new suit deployed by UN.
[19:32] Suzuki
    Newer than your Marishiten 3.5
    or the latest 4.0, even.
[19:37] Suzuki
    Isn't that exciting?
[19:38] Onikobe
    I really wanna fight UN.
[19:41] Suzuki
    Wanna kill him together?
[19:42] Onikobe
    Yeah.
[19:47] Ozu
    Oh my God... That baby is adorable!
[19:51] Sasama
    The Ninja Lab thinks that the killing
[19:54] Sasama
    was carried out by someone in a
    new model of suit deployed by UN.
[19:58] Sasama
    Kato, whose orders are you under?
[20:02] Kato
    Okay, I understand.
[20:04] Kato
    That explains why you have someone
    higher-ranked than a jonin with you.
[20:08] Sasama
    You're exactly right, Kato.
[20:11] Sasama
    You're looking at one of the
    seven chief NIN officers, Tara.
[20:19] Ozu
    Seriously?!
[20:20] Ozu
    I thought he was Commander Sasama's
    kid and gave him head pats!
[20:24] Sasama
    It hasn't been long since the surgery,
[20:26] Sasama
    and we'll have to wait a while
    before he's able to converse,
[20:30] Sasama
    but he's here in order to establish
    the lines of communication.
[20:33] Kato
    A brain transplant...
[20:35] Kato
    I had heard there was a success
    with animals, but even humans now?
[20:40] Ozu
    Wait.
[20:41] Ozu
    What happened to
    Commander Sasama's kid, then?
[20:45] Ozu
    Did they—
[20:51] Ozu
    So cute! Like a little dumpling!
[20:54] Sasama
    All right, Kato.
[20:56] Sasama
    Either you've been under orders from
    someone else without my knowledge...
[21:00] Sasama
    Or maybe you've been acting
    on your own, without any orders.
[21:05] Sasama
    All I need to do is ask the functional
    head of NIN, Tara, to learn the truth.
[21:12] Kato
    By all means, then.
[21:15] Sasama
    I know better than most that you
    wouldn't crack under NIN torture.
[21:24] Sasama
    But I'm willing to overlook this string
    of unilateral calls you've made.
[21:29] Sasama
    In exchange, I want you to
    demonstrate your loyalty to NIN.
[21:35] Sasama
    Crawl between the Rainbow Hound's legs.
[21:41] Suzuki
    Hey!
[21:42] Suzuki
    Now they're suspecting me because of you!
[21:46] Onikobe
    Should I take her hostage...
    or fight with her help?
[21:50] Suzuki
    What now?
[21:52] Suzuki
    Do I let myself get taken hostage,
    or fight with Onikobe
[21:56] Suzuki
    and try to get injured enough
    to take tomorrow off school?
[22:00] Suzuki
    If UN really does attack the school,
    regardless of how the fight turns out,
[22:06] Suzuki
    there's a chance NIN will use Escape.
[22:08] Suzuki
    And if that happens, I die either way.
[22:11] Suzuki
    Oh, Yoshida-sensei...
[22:15] Suzuki
    I can't die. He'd be so sad.
[22:19] Suzuki
    A shinobi's true job is to survive.
[22:22] Suzuki
    Wait for me, Yoshida-sensei!
SIGN    Episode 8: "Every Last Ninja on the Surface Will Be Annihilated"
[23:55] Kuro
    Noguchi is ranked in the 90s for most
    common Japanese family names.
[23:58] Noguchi
    For real? You're not lying again?
[24:01] Kuro
    Come on, now. I've got an
    "I die if I lie" disease.
[24:04] Noguchi
    If that's a lie, then you're dead.
[24:06] Kuro
    I am? Why?
[24:07] Noguchi
    I don't know! And you probably won't!