E2 - Tomo's Skirt / The School Idol

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[00:01] Junichiro
    Seat's all mine!
[00:03] Tomo
    You jerk!
[00:05] Junichiro
    There's room next to me.
[00:07] Junichiro
    Wanna sit?
[00:24] Tomo
    Actually, I'll stand.
[00:26] Junichiro
    Yeah? Okay.
[00:28] Tomo
    He seriously doesn't have a clue!
[00:32] Tomo
    He doesn't treat me anything like a girl,
[00:34] Tomo
    and I'm always the only one
    who's all hyper-aware.
[00:37] Tomo
    Even though my heart's pounding so hard...
[00:40] Tomo
    I feel so stupid!
[00:53] OP
    When I throw a jab or a straight,
    it always lands
[00:59] OP
    But when I'm aiming for your heart,
    I miss every time
[01:04] OP
    Parallel, zigzagging, awkward, incoherent
[01:09] OP
    When you look my way and move closer to me
[01:14] OP
    I know it doesn't mean the same thing for you
[01:19] OP
    But I wish we could stay like this forever
[01:24] OP
    My changing feelings are driving me crazy
[01:30] OP
    The moment you turn to face me,
    take that! Telepathy
[01:36] OP
    If only we could feel the same thing
[01:41] OP
    I want to kick this pesky subtlety away
[01:46] OP
    I want to know everything,
    I want to know everything
[01:52] OP
    I can't fool you forever
[01:55] OP
    I can't keep this hidden
[01:57] OP
    I want to shout out my secret, AHHH
[02:04] OP
    Take that! Telepathy
[02:06] OP
    Te-te-te-telepathy
[02:10] OP
    Telepathy
SIGN    Tomo's
SIGN    Skirt
[02:14] Tomo
    "Tomo's Skirt."
[02:27] Tomo
    It's getting pretty crowded.
[02:33] Tomo
    Wh-What?! Is this what they call a groper?!
[02:38] Tomo
    Wait, that couldn't happen
    to me of all people...
[02:40] Tomo
    He just groped me?!
[02:42] Tomo
    I just wanna slug him right now!
[02:45] Tomo
    But...
[02:47] Tomo
    I'm not sure why, but I don't
    want Jun to know about this.
[02:52] Tomo
    This is so gross.
[02:54] Tomo
    I feel like I have to just put
    up with it, or I'll start crying.
[03:02] Junichiro
    What the hell do you think you're doing?
[03:10] Tomo
    Jun took care of everything,
    from reporting the guy
[03:13] Tomo
    to handing him over to the authorities.
[03:15] (Flashback) Junichiro
    Lock him up for life, please.
[03:18] (Flashback) Junichiro
    Tomo, you okay?
[03:21] (Flashback) Tomo
    Oh... Yeah...
[03:25] Junichiro
    Be sure to go talk to the police later.
[03:25] Tomo
    I've never seen Jun like this before.
[03:27] Junichiro
    Gonna be a pain in the ass, but...
[03:28] Tomo
    I feel like he's actually treating
    me like a girl right now.
[03:31] Junichiro
    Also, you know...
[03:33] Junichiro
    Hey! Are you listening?
[03:36] Tomo
    Huh? Wh-What's up?
[03:38] Junichiro
    I was saying...
[03:41] Junichiro
    Maybe you should stop wearing skirts.
[03:46] Tomo
    Huh?
[03:49] Misuzu
    What did you just say?
[03:51] Tomo
    When I got groped on the
    bus yesterday, Jun said—
[03:55] Misuzu
    What's this about groping?
[03:57] Misuzu
    What did he do to you? Are you okay?
[04:01] Tomo
    Oh... Yeah...
[04:02] Tomo
    He just touched my butt a little.
[04:05] Misuzu
    Did you take him to the police?
[04:06] Misuzu
    You didn't let him go, did you?
[04:09] Tomo
    Jun took care of all that.
[04:15] Misuzu
    I see.
[04:19] Tomo
    Uh... Misuzu?
[04:21] Misuzu
    Anyway, what were you saying about him?
[04:23] Tomo
    Huh? Oh...
[04:26] Tomo
    Well, he said...
[04:28] (Flashback) Tomo
    What the hell are you saying?
[04:30] (Flashback) Junichiro
    Our school allows girls to wear slacks, too.
     Why not wear those?
[04:34] (Flashback) Tomo
    But why are you suddenly
    bringing this up now?
[04:37] (Flashback) Junichiro
    Why? Because...
[04:39] (Flashback) Junichiro
    It...
[04:40] (Flashback) Junichiro
    It looks wrong on you!
[04:43] (Flashback) Junichiro
    And I can't relax when you're wearing it.
[04:47] (Flashback) Tomo
    I know damn well it looks wrong on me!
[04:50] (Flashback) Tomo
    Jun, you asshole!
[04:54] Tomo
    Just when I thought he was finally
    treating me like a girl!
[04:57] Tomo
    That jerk!
[04:58] Misuzu
    I see.
[04:59] Misuzu
    But if you think about the circumstances,
[05:02] Misuzu
    he may have said it because he doesn't
    want you getting groped again.
[05:06] Tomo
    Huh?
[05:07] Tomo
    You mean he was thinking about me that way?
[05:11] Tomo
    Jun was?
[05:13] Misuzu
    I'm sorry. That was an
    irresponsible thing to say.
[05:17] Tomo
    No?! So there's no chance of that at all?!
[05:21] Misuzu
    Anyway, I noticed a while ago,
    but hadn't said anything...
[05:24] Misuzu
    Your skirt is pretty short.
[05:28] Misuzu
    I didn't think you were the type
    to enjoy showing that much leg.
[05:33] Misuzu
    Why do you wear it so short?
[05:35] Tomo
    Well, 'cause it's easier to move around in.
[05:37] Tomo
    What other reason would there be?
[05:40] Misuzu
    Yeah, skirts really aren't meant for you.
[05:43] Misuzu
    For starters...
[05:44] Misuzu
    Try taking off the shorts for a while.
[05:47] Tomo
    What?! No way!
[05:50] Tomo
    What are you getting all pervy for?!
[05:52] Misuzu
    I'm not.
[05:53] Misuzu
    Look, Tomo...
[05:55] Misuzu
    The normal way to wear a skirt is with
    nothing but your panties underneath.
[05:58] Tomo
    You liar!
[05:59] Tomo
    If your skirt flipped up,
    people would see everything!
[06:02] Misuzu
    That's what skirts are.
[06:04] Misuzu
    Even I...
[06:06] Misuzu
    only have panties on under mine today.
[06:08] Tomo
    Huh?!
[06:09] Tomo
    That's the kind of girl you are?
[06:12] Misuzu
    I haven't done anything to
    deserve that creeped-out look.
[06:19] Misuzu
    Junichiro.
[06:22] Junichiro
    Huh?
[06:24] Misuzu
    I heard what happened.
[06:26] Misuzu
    You had a fight with Tomo, huh?
[06:28] Junichiro
    Lay off.
[06:30] Misuzu
    Tomo says she wants to walk home with you.
[06:33] Misuzu
    She's waiting downstairs.
    You'd better go now.
[06:38] Junichiro
    For real?! She's not mad anymore?!
[06:41] Misuzu
    That's right.
[06:42] Junichiro
    Sweet!
[06:51] Tomo
    Hey, Jun.
[06:54] Tomo
    Let's walk home together.
[07:00] Tomo
    Jun?!
[07:02] Junichiro
    Let's go.
[07:03] Tomo
    Y-Yeah...
[07:10] Misuzu
    Just try going without the shorts for now.
[07:12] Misuzu
    I bet that'll get a different
    reaction out of Junichiro.
[07:15] Tomo
    I ended up taking them off like Misuzu said.
[07:19] Tomo
    Hey, Jun...
[07:21] Tomo
    Sorry I hit you so hard yesterday.
[07:25] Tomo
    Okay?
[07:28] Tomo
    She's right. Jun's reacting totally
    differently than he has before.
[07:32] Tomo
    Huh?
[07:33] Tomo
    Jun?!
[07:35] Tomo
    In fact, he's being just plain weird!
[07:40] Tomo
    Standing room only again?
[07:43] Tomo
    This bus is always packed lately.
SIGN    m 195 284 l 195 324 444 324 444 284
SIGN    Junichiro Vision
[08:01] Tomo
    Jun's walking faster than usual today.
[08:08] Tomo
    Hey, Jun!
[08:09] Tomo
    What's his problem?
[08:12] Tomo
    It's almost like he's
    running away from me.
[08:18] Tomo
    Wait up, would you?!
[08:28] Tomo
    Jun?!
[08:32] Junichiro
    Sorry.
[08:33] Tomo
    Huh?
[08:34] Junichiro
    Something was wrong with me yesterday.
[08:37] Junichiro
    I know just being best buds doesn't give me
    the right to tell you to dress differently.
[08:42] Junichiro
    But...
[08:43] Junichiro
    I don't think it's right to wear
    stuff that you feel embarrassed in.
[08:47] Junichiro
    It messes things up for me, too.
[08:52] Tomo
    Jun's making such an interesting face!
[08:55] Junichiro
    Are you even listening to me?
[09:01] Misuzu
    How'd it go after you took
    off the shorts yesterday?
[09:05] Tomo
    It went horribly! That's how!
[09:07] Tomo
    I'm never dressing like that again!
[09:10] Misuzu
    Did he see your panties?
[09:14] Misuzu
    Bull's-eye.
[09:15] Misuzu
    Okay, and how did Junichiro react?
[09:18] Tomo
    Actually, I don't really know why, but...
[09:23] Tomo
    He dropped like a rock.
[09:29] Misuzu
    I hear you haven't said
    a word to Tomo all day.
[09:33] Misuzu
    She seemed pretty sad.
[09:35] Junichiro
    Shut up.
[09:37] Misuzu
    It's unusual for you to
    avoid Tomo for half a day.
[09:41] Misuzu
    I guess it'll take a while for
    you to reset this time, huh?
[09:46] Misuzu
    Go on, try—
[09:58] Junichiro
    Heya, Tomo! Let's eat lunch together!
[10:02] Tomo
    Jun!
[10:03] Tomo
    I keep telling you not to pop
    up outta nowhere like that!
[10:06] Junichiro
    Aw, don't be mean!
[10:07] Tomo
    I'm not!
[10:09] Junichiro
    I'm just acting like I always do!
[10:10] Misuzu
    It'll be interesting to see
    how long this keeps up.
[10:10] Junichiro
    See? See? See? See?
[10:12] Tomo
    You little—
SIGN    The School Idol
[10:18] Tomo
    "The School Idol."
[10:22] Boy Student 1
    Good morning, Carol-chan!
[10:24] Carol
    Morning.
[10:25] Boy Student 2
    You look as cute as ever!
[10:28] Boy Student 3
    Can I carry your bag for you?
[10:30] Carol
    No, thanks.
[10:37] Tomo
    There she is. Carol Olston.
[10:39] Tomo
    Surrounded from the moment she
    shows up, just like every day.
[10:43] Tomo
    If she's the most popular with the guys,
[10:46] Tomo
    does that mean she's the girliest?
[10:48] Misuzu
    It's hard to say.
[10:50] Tomo
    Must be nice... How do
    you even get that way?
[10:55] Misuzu
    For starters...
[10:56] Misuzu
    Put down the dumbbell.
[11:00] Misuzu
    She's not just popular for her looks.
[11:03] Misuzu
    She's also the only English student in the
    school, so she has a certain premium feel.
[11:08] Misuzu
    Also...
[11:12] Tomo
    What?
[11:13] Misuzu
    Her personality.
[11:15] Misuzu
    That soft, defenseless feel she has
    hits the guys right in their instincts.
[11:20] Tomo
    What, so being defenseless is good?
[11:22] Tomo
    Someone like that would get
    knocked out in no time!
[11:25] Misuzu
    You should really stop thinking
    in terms of knocking people out.
[11:34] Tomo
    How can being defenseless
    actually be better?
[11:38] Tomo
    If I make friends with
    that cotton candy chick,
[11:41] Tomo
    will I find out?
[11:44] Misaki
    Aizawa-san!
[11:46] Misaki
    What's wrong? You look lost in thought.
[11:50] Tomo
    Misaki-senpai...
[11:52] Tomo
    Whoa! Cotton Candy!
[11:54] Misaki/Carol
    Cotton Candy?
[11:56] Tomo
    What are you two doing together?
[11:59] Misaki
    She's a distant relative of mine.
[12:02] Misaki
    You could say we've been friends
    since we were little... or...
[12:04] Carol
    We're engaged.
[12:05] Tomo
    Engaged?!
[12:06] Tomo
    Are you... serious?
[12:08] Tomo
    You two are getting married someday?
[12:10] Misaki
    It has been discussed, I guess...
[12:13] Carol
    We've already gotten married.
[12:16] Carol
    Three times.
[12:19] Misaki
    She's talking about when we were kids,
     pretending to get married!
[12:23] Misaki
    Anyway, are you a friend of Carol's?
[12:27] Tomo
    No, we haven't really talked much,
[12:30] Tomo
    but we're in the same class.
[12:32] Tomo
    Right?
[12:35] Tomo
    You don't remember?
[12:37] Carol
    Dunno.
[12:38] Carol
    I'm not interested in the boys in our class.
[12:40] Tomo
    I'm a girl! Do you not see the skirt?!
[12:44] Misaki
    S-Sorry! I'm so sorry!
[12:46] Misaki
    She's a little strange,
[12:48] Misaki
    but she doesn't mean any harm,
     so let it slide, okay?
[12:51] Tomo
    Well, if you say so, Senpai.
[12:54] Misaki
    Thanks, Aizawa-san.
    You're a really nice person.
[12:58] Tomo
    Huh? Not really...
[13:01] Carol
    A girl...
[13:05] Carol
    Poke!
[13:07] Misaki
    She doesn't... mean any harm, right?
[13:10] Tomo
    Hey... Come on, Carol!
[13:15] Carol
    Dummy.
[13:20] Carol
    Dummy.
[13:21] Carol
    Dummy.
[13:26] Misuzu
    So... what's that all about?
[13:28] Tomo
    That's what I wanna know.
[13:31] Tomo
    I only talked to her for
    the first time today,
[13:33] Tomo
    but she's apparently
    Misaki-senpai's fiancée.
[13:36] Misuzu
    Ah, I get it.
[13:37] Misaki
    And Senpai was with you when
    you talked to her, wasn't he?
[13:41] Tomo
    Yeah, he was.
[13:43] Misaki
    And you have no idea why she picked
    a fight with you in that situation?
[13:48] Tomo
    Right. I don't remember doing anything.
[13:51] Misuzu
    Dummy.
[13:53] Tomo
    Why are you doing that now, too?!
[13:56] Carol
    Misuzu-chan, Misuzu-chan.
[13:58] Carol
    There's something I want
    to talk to you about.
[14:00] Misuzu
    Fine...
[14:02] Misuzu
    But first, get off my desk.
[14:04] Carol
    Okay.
[14:06] Misuzu
    Let's get this out of the way first.
[14:09] Misuzu
    I'm not fond of people like you.
[14:11] Carol
    Okay, got it.
[14:13] Carol
    I want to ask you some
    questions about Tomo-chan.
[14:16] Misuzu
    You're tough.
[14:18] Misuzu
    You seem to see Tomo as your enemy,
[14:21] Misuzu
    but no matter what you might think,
    I consider myself her best friend.
[14:25] Misuzu
    If you're trying to dig up dirt,
     ask someone else.
[14:27] Carol
    Even if I'd treat you to cake? It's tasty...
[14:31] Misuzu
    I'll hear you out, at least.
[14:34] Carol
    Okay, so...
[14:35] Carol
    How do you think I can defeat Tomo-chan?
[14:38] Misuzu
    At least try to cover up
    your malice a little bit.
[14:41] Misuzu
    Now, I wonder how I can use this girl.
[14:44] Misuzu
    If that's what you want to know...
[14:47] Misuzu
    There's someone else who
    can help you more than me.
[14:50] Boy Student 3
    Hey, who's your favorite girl in first year?
[14:54] Boy Student 4
    Carol-chan, obviously!
[14:56] Boy Student 4
    She's as cute as a doll!
[14:58] Tanabe
    Mine's Misuzu-chan! I love those icy eyes!
[15:02] Carol
    Hi.
[15:04] Carol
    Are you Kubota Junichiro?
[15:06] Junichiro
    Yeah, that's me.
[15:08] Carol
    There's something I want
    to talk to you about.
SIGN    Boys' Locker Room
[15:11] Junichiro
    First of all...
[15:13] Junichiro
    Get out of my locker.
[15:16] Carol
    I said there was someone I want to defeat,
[15:18] Carol
    and I was referred to you.
[15:20] Junichiro
    So Gundo sent you, huh?
[15:23] Junichiro
    I don't really like that, but...
[15:26] Junichiro
    I'm surprised there's someone besides
    her who'd want to beat someone up.
[15:31] Junichiro
    I was just looking for a way to kill
    time while my buddy's doing club stuff.
[15:36] Junichiro
    I'll help pump you up if you
    can meet me after school.
[15:38] Carol
    Pump me up?
[15:40] Junichiro
    First, let's see you hit
    me as hard as you can.
[15:44] Carol
    Like this?
[15:45] Junichiro
    I was hoping you'd hit my hand, actually...
[15:48] Junichiro
    Anyway, you're pretty damn weak, aren't you?
[15:51] Junichiro
    A kitten could beat you up.
[15:54] Carol
    Are you going to make me stronger?
[15:56] Junichiro
    Well, it depends on how far you're
    willing to go, but give me a month.
[16:01] Junichiro
    I'll get you to bear cub level, at least.
[16:04] Carol
    Are those strong?
[16:09] Junichiro
    Yo, let's go, Blondie.
[16:11] Carol
    My name isn't Blondie.
[16:13] Carol
    It's Carol.
[16:15] Junichiro
    Whatever. Just come on.
[16:17] Carol
    'Kay!
[16:22] Misuzu
    Yes, I know.
[16:23] Tomo
    Did you see that?! What was that about?!
[16:26] Tomo
    Why is Jun acting like that with her?!
[16:29] Misuzu
    I don't know, but...
[16:31] Misuzu
    It's obvious that something happened.
[16:34] Misuzu
    For Junichiro to be like that
    with a girl who isn't you...
[16:39] Misuzu
    Maybe they're actually...
[16:42] Tomo
    No! No way!
[16:44] Tomo
    I mean, she has a fiancé!
[16:46] Tomo
    Wait, but... maybe...
[16:49] Misuzu
    That's right, Tomo.
[16:50] Misaki
    That's the sense of urgency
    that you need more of.
[16:54] Junichiro
    Okay, we're gonna start by running.
[16:57] Carol
    'Kay!
[17:04] Junichiro
    What's wrong?
[17:07] Carol
    I can't run any more.
[17:09] Junichiro
    Are you kidding me?
[17:11] Tomo
    I wonder...
[17:13] Tomo
    what Jun and that girl
    are up to right now...
[17:22] Tomo
    Jun...
[17:23] Misaki
    A-Aizawa-san...
[17:26] Club Boys
    Captain!
[17:28] Junichiro
    Next is strength training.
[17:30] Carol
    'Kay!
[17:32] Junichiro
    One...
[17:35] Carol
    I can't.
[17:36] Junichiro
    One...
[17:39] Carol
    I can't.
[17:40] Junichiro
    Look... What can you do?
[17:44] Carol
    I can jump rope.
[17:46] Carol
    'Cause I like bunnies.
[17:48] Junichiro
    Okay, I don't know what
    that means, but go for it.
[18:01] Carol
    Why are you looking up?
[18:03] Junichiro
    Neck exercise!
[18:06] Tomo
    Jun! This is where you've...
[18:08] Tomo
    been...
[18:08] Junichiro
    Okay, when your enemy comes
    up on you like this...
[18:11] Carol
    Hey, there's my enemy!
[18:14] Junichiro
    You were talking about Tomo?!
[18:16] Junichiro
    She's really strong, though!
[18:18] Tomo
    Wha...
[18:19] Tomo
    What the hell are you guys doing?!
[18:21] Tomo
    I asked you what you're doing, damn it!
[18:24] Junichiro
    H-Hey... What are you so mad about?
[18:28] Tomo
    I'm not mad! I'm just asking!
[18:31] (Flashback) Misuzu
    Just stick close to him,
    and you'll find out in no time.
[18:35] (Flashback) Misuzu
    Assuming you're not a total idiot, that is.
[18:38] Carol
    I lose.
[18:41] Carol
    Tomo-chan, Tomo-chan.
[18:43] Carol
    I'm done being your enemy now, okay?
[18:45] Tomo
    Huh?
[18:47] Carol
    I'm done with this training, too.
[18:49] Carol
    Bye-bye!
[18:53] Misuzu
    I came along because you promised
    to treat me to cake...
[18:58] Misuzu
    But why are we in this
    unnecessarily long car?
[19:01] Misuzu
    And who is that guy in the black suit?
[19:04] Carol
    I dunno.
[19:05] Misuzu
    You're the one who called him.
[19:07] Carol
    There are lots of guys in black suits
    at my house whose names I don't know.
[19:11] Carol
    Don't you have any at your house?
[19:14] Misuzu
    I'm pretty sure most people don't.
[19:17] Carol
    Hey, so, Misuzu-chan...
[19:19] Carol
    Since we're eating cake together,
[19:21] Carol
    does that mean we're friends now?
[19:24] Misuzu
    I'm not sure.
[19:26] Misuzu
    Do you want friends?
[19:28] Carol
    Yeah!
[19:29] Carol
    I don't have even a single friend.
[19:32] Carol
    Dunno why.
[19:33] Misuzu
    Indeed, I wonder why.
[19:36] Misuzu
    If you want friends,
    you should talk to Tomo.
[19:40] Misuzu
    I'm sure she'd be your friend.
[19:43] Misuzu
    And it would be a great
    motivator for Tomo, too.
[19:46] Carol
    Hmm... I did a lot of mean
    things to her, though.
[19:50] Misuzu
    So you do feel bad about it, then?
[19:52] Misuzu
    That doesn't matter, though.
[19:55] Misuzu
    She's nice to a fault toward
    anyone who approaches her.
[20:00] Misuzu
    She calls a girl like me
    her best friend, after all.
[20:04] Carol
    I see...
[20:06] Carol
    Even despite your bad personality, huh?
[20:09] Misuzu
    That's exactly your problem.
[20:12] Carol
    Hey, Tomo-chan!
[20:14] Tomo
    Oh, it's you. What is it now?
[20:17] Carol
    Well...
[20:19] (Flashback) Young Carol
    Fwiend!
[20:20] (Flashback) Girls
    Ew, no way.
[20:23] (Flashback) Carol
    Friends?
[20:25] (Flashback) Girls
    Uh, I dunno...
[20:26] (Flashback) Girls
    Let's not...
[20:30] Carol
    Um... It's kind of hard to say, but...
[20:36] Tomo
    Th-There's something that's
    hard for her to say?
[20:39] Tomo
    What kind of crazy thing
    is she about to say?!
[20:43] Carol
    I want you to be my friend!
[20:46] Tomo
    Huh?
[20:47] Tomo
    Oh, sure, that's fine.
[20:50] Carol
    Huh?
[20:50] Tomo
    Jeez, that's what you wanted?
[20:53] Tomo
    I didn't know what I was gonna do
    if you called me your enemy again.
[20:57] Tomo
    Okay, well... nice to know ya!
[21:11] Carol
    Tomo-chan, you're...
[21:14] Carol
    just like an angel!
[21:16] Tomo
    Huh? An a-angel?!
[21:19] Carol
    Misuzu-chan, will you be my friend, too?
[21:21] Misuzu
    Fine with me.
[21:23] Misuzu
    You seem to be pretty rich, after all.
[21:26] Carol
    Yay!
[21:28] Carol
    I'm so glad I'm rich!
[21:32] Tomo
    I never thought I'd end up
    being friends with her.
[21:36] Tomo
    She's pretty nice once you
    talk to her a little.
[21:38] Junichiro
    Huh...
[21:40] Junichiro
    That blonde and Gundo are apparently
    pretty popular with the guys.
[21:44] Tomo
    Well, they're both cute and girly, I guess.
[21:48] Junichiro
    Are they?
[21:49] Junichiro
    Well, not that I'm in any place
    to say much about Gundo...
[21:54] Tomo
    Huh?!
[21:55] Tomo
    Wait, are you saying you
    have a thing for Misuzu?!
[21:58] Junichiro
    Hell no.
[22:00] Junichiro
    You know we went out for a
    while in middle school, right?
[22:04] Tomo
    Huh?
[22:10] ED
    (This suspicious behavior is...)
[22:14] ED
    Hey, you know, I'm all mixed up
[22:18] ED
    It's too complicated, I'm freaking out
[22:23] ED
    I want to look cute to you
[22:23] ED
    (crazy, crazy, drive me crazy, and that's…)
[22:25] ED
    So I'm plotting, bargaining,
    sly, and stubborn
[22:29] ED
    Dizzying love
[22:34] ED
    Just tell him to look at you
[22:38] ED
    And watch him stiffen up even more,
    because you're both so awkward
[22:43] ED
    What? Even if we're alike in that way
[22:47] ED
    It doesn't make me happy, 'cause it
    means our love is going nowhere
[22:52] ED
    Cloudy heart, swirling emotions—
    I sense rain coming
[23:00] ED
    So I partly open my umbrella,
    then sneakily scoot closer to you
[23:10] ED
    Please notice the curl of my
    eyelashes as I keep blinking
[23:14] ED
    And don't say I'm acting weird
[23:18] ED
    All this plotting and bargaining
    is my sly plan to look cute to you
[23:22] ED
    Try to solve the riddle of
    this soft, dizzying love
[23:25] ED
    (Buzzing, fidgeting)
[23:30] ED
    Listen, I might be a bit
    tangled in my own web now
[23:34] ED
    But once you unravel the mystery,
    you'll see pure lo-love