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[00:00] Narration
Many moons have passed since the Imperial
Army went to war with the Hellhorde.
[00:08] Narration
The royal princess, Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion,
[00:12] Narration
ends up being taken prisoner
in the midst of fierce battle.
[00:18] Narration
Submitted to all manners of
torture day in and day out,
[00:24] Narration
she endures these indignities
without so much as a peep.
SIGN Pop
SIGN Pop
[00:29] Narration
She reveals not the secrets
of the Royal Empire.
SIGN Dumb Face-o-Meter
[00:32] Narration
Yes, by no means will she speak.
[00:36] Narration
The princess does not give in.
[00:39] Narration
No, she will never give in!
[00:43] Narration
And so, the torture continues
today, yet again...
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[02:24] Narration
Torture is away on a business trip,
[02:26] Narration
and with no one in charge,
the torture is on break for today.
SIGN That Evening
[02:39] Torture
Business trips are always a little tiring.
[02:43] Torture
But the moment you change into
loungewear at the hotel,
[02:46] Torture
and let your body sink into the bed...
[02:49] Torture
It makes everything feel worth it.
[02:53] Torture
Utter bliss.
[03:00] Torture
I feel like I'm going to fall asleep.
[03:02] Torture
I should eat something.
SIGN Ham & Cheese
Burrito
SIGN Red Kitsune Udon
[03:06] Torture
Usually, I prepare balanced
meals for myself.
[03:09] Torture
But today's an exception
since I'm away on business.
[03:11] Torture
This secluded business hotel room is
a nice change from my own chamber.
[03:14] Torture
It feels like it's okay
to let myself go here.
[03:19] Torture
Time to eat.
SIGN Ham & Cheese
Burrito
[03:22] Torture
First, this ham and cheese burrito.
[03:26] Torture
You gently open it...
[03:36] Torture
Then place a jumbo sausage
inside and wrap it back up.
[03:41] Torture
Done!
[03:42] Torture
A special ham, cheese, and sausage burrito!
[03:58] Torture
Delicious.
[04:01] Torture
It may be delicious, but it's
not a very refined meal,
[04:04] Torture
so it's hard to tell others about it.
SIGN Red Kitsune Udon
[04:10] Torture
Next, this cup udon.
[04:18] Torture
Lately, I enjoy keeping the
lid on for a little longer,
[04:21] Torture
so that the noodles end up softer.
[04:29] Torture
Now for the fried tofu.
[04:33] Torture
The broth that's soaked into
the tofu comes pouring out,
[04:36] Torture
and it's a delight just to have in my mouth.
[04:40] Torture
This tiny egg...
[04:42] Torture
It's a mystery how they make it,
[04:44] Torture
but it's tasty and goes
very well with the broth.
[04:47] Torture
I also have some slightly fancy
pudding sitting in the fridge today.
[04:55] Torture
Perhaps I went a little overboard.
SIGN Torture
enjoyed herself
SIGN Breakfast Buffet
SIGN Hours of Operation
[05:06] Torture
I ate too much late night.
[05:09] Torture
Let's eat a lot of vegetables for breakfast.
[05:12] Torture
No bread or rice, for a healthy—
[05:14] Hotel Staff
Honey butter rolls, fresh from the oven!
[05:21] Torture
I don't have a choice if
they're fresh from the oven.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
SIGN Sunday
[05:35] Bruse
What'd you say?!
[05:37] Bruse
His Majesty is injured?!
SIGN On Duty This Weekend
Chief Battle Officer
Bruse the Destroyer
[05:39] Skeleton Officer
Yes...
[05:40] Skeleton Officer
I hear he's received a minor
injury to his dominant hand.
[05:45] Bruse
His Majesty's defensive magic is
supposed to nullify all attacks!
[05:51] Bruse
Ah!
[05:52] Bruse
That reminds me, yesterday...
[05:54] Bruse
It was for an instant, but
I felt His Majesty's mana!
[05:57] Bruse
I thought I had imagined it...
[06:00] Bruse
but was he engaged in combat with someone?!
[06:03] Bruse
Someone who didn't even give him the
chance to cast a defensive spell?!
[06:06] Skeleton Officer
M-Most likely...
[06:10] Bruse
Who in the world was His Majesty up against?
SIGN Saturday,
the Day Prior
[06:21] (Flashback) Group
Yay!
[06:23] (Flashback) Lulune
Today is your first day as a pâtissière!
[06:26] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Let's make cookies!
[06:29] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
I hope they end up being good.
[06:31] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
It's your first time.
[06:33] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Don't worry about whether
they turn out well.
[06:35] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
The important thing is that you try.
[06:38] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Even if you mess up, don't
think of it as having failed.
[06:41] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
It's the first step to success.
[06:45] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
I want everything to go well
the first time around!
SIGN Bam
SIGN Bam!
[06:50] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
That's fair.
[06:52] (Flashback) Lulune
You'll be just fine.
[06:54] (Flashback) Lulune
We're here to help you.
[06:56] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Indeed.
[06:57] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
The courage to seek help from others,
[06:59] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
another necessary virtue.
[07:02] (Flashback) Lulune
Let's start by putting
the butter in the bowl.
[07:06] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Then what?
[07:07] (Flashback) Lulune
We wait about twenty minutes.
[07:09] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
What?!
[07:11] (Flashback) Lulune
Right now, the butter is still too hard,
[07:13] (Flashback) Lulune
so we need to wait for it to melt a bit.
[07:15] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
No way!
[07:18] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[07:20] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Fear not.
[07:25] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Fire Magic: Demon's Heat!
[07:33] Bruse
What?!
[07:35] (Flashback) Bruse
That was His Majesty's mana just now!
[07:39] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
It's perfectly melted now,
thanks to infernal heat.
[07:42] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Yay!
[07:43] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Thanks, Papa!
[07:45] (Flashback) Lulune
Time to add the powdered mix and eggs.
SIGN Cookie
Mix
[07:48] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Maomao-chan, do you know
how to break an egg?
[07:51] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
No, it's still hard for me.
[07:55] (Flashback) Lulune
I can break them just fine!
[07:57] (Flashback) Lulune
One-handed, at that!
SIGN Bam
[07:58] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
What?!
[07:59] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
With one hand?!
[08:00] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[08:01] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
It's not a competition.
[08:03] (Flashback) Lulune
Let me teach you the simplest way.
[08:06] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Sure!
[08:10] (Flashback) Lulune
First, hit the egg against a flat surface.
[08:14] (Flashback) Lulune
That'll create a circular crack in the egg.
[08:17] (Flashback) Lulune
Latch onto it with your thumb,
[08:20] (Flashback) Lulune
then use your index and middle
fingers to hold the top end...
[08:23] (Flashback) Lulune
Now, bend your fingers back!
[08:27] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Magic?!
[08:28] (Flashback) Lulune
It's a skill.
[08:30] (Flashback) Lulune
Okay, now add the mix and beat it good!
[08:34] (Flashback) Lulune
Then roll it out nice and thin.
[08:39] (Flashback) Lulune
Let's cut out the shapes!
[08:41] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Yay!
[08:45] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[08:47] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
It's a teddy bear.
[08:49] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Huh?
[08:50] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
What are you doing?
[08:52] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
You're not using a cookie cutter?
[08:55] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
I'm making the biggest cookie in the world!
[08:58] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
What?!
[08:59] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
What insatiable hunger!
[09:01] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
She truly is my progeny.
[09:03] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
No, when it comes to cookies,
she's already surpassed me.
[09:07] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
That's my Maomao-chan!
[09:14] (Flashback) Lulune
Here, they're done baking!
[09:18] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Yay!
[09:19] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Lemme see!
[09:19] Lulune
Ah, wait!
[09:20] (Flashback) Lulune
The tray's still hot—
[09:20] Maomao-Chan
Hurry!
[09:30] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Are you alright?
[09:32] (Flashback) Lulune
Y-Yes.
[09:34] (Flashback) Lulune
Thank you.
[09:37] (Flashback) Lulune
Your hand!
[09:38] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
I am the Hell-Lord!
[09:40] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
This is but a minor burn for me.
[09:46] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Maomao-chan.
[09:48] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
I understand your impatience,
but you need to be careful.
[09:51] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Yeah.
[09:52] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
I'm sorry.
[09:56] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
It's all red!
[09:58] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Mama, get the freezy pack!
[10:03] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
How's it feel?
[10:04] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
All better now.
[10:06] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[10:08] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Maomao-chan, you must be the
best doctor in the world.
[10:13] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Now then, we've made all these cookies.
[10:16] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Let's eat them while they're nice and warm!
[10:31] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
The biggest cookie in the
world is the tastiest, too!
[10:36] (Flashback) Lulune
Mine came out just as good!
[10:38] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[10:39] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
Scrumptious. Absolutely scrumptious.
[10:42] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
I'll gobble up every last one!
[10:44] (Flashback) Maomao-Chan
Ah, don't!
[10:45] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh!
SIGN Sunday,
Present Time
[10:51] Bruse
His Majesty's wound...
[10:53] Bruse
Who could be responsible?!
[11:02] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[11:09] Torture
But first.
[11:12] Torture
These are a gift from Princess Maomao-chan.
[11:15] Princess
What? Maomao-chan?!
[11:17] Torture
It seems she's made baked
goods for the first time.
[11:19] Princess
Homemade?!
[11:20] Princess
I'm so happy!
[11:21] Princess
Why don't we open them now
and eat some together?
[11:23] Torture
No, 'tis the time for torture now.
[11:26] Torture
I must decline such undue acts of intimacy.
[11:28] Ex
But handing over sweets is okay?
[11:32] Princess
That's right.
[11:33] Princess
Let's save it for after the torture.
[11:35] Torture
Yes.
[11:36] Torture
Once the torture's come to an
end, we cease to be enemies.
[11:40] Ex
So there's no hard feelings in torture?
[11:43] Torture
Now, as for today's torture...
[11:47] Torture
'Tis tea.
[11:48] Princess
Tea?
[11:49] Torture
Indeed.
[11:50] Torture
Our intelligence has uncovered the
fact that you're quite fond of tea.
[11:56] Torture
I hear you enjoyed it to the
point of hosting tea parties.
[12:00] Princess
Tea parties, huh?
[12:02] Princess
That takes me back.
[12:05] Princess
A fun event once or twice a year, where
I could forget about the battlefield.
[12:10] Princess
It's true that I was a tea-loving
princess at those parties.
[12:15] Princess
But too bad.
[12:19] Princess
That was nothing more than
a diplomatic facade!
[12:21] Princess
Actually, I love cola and lemon-lime soda!
[12:24] Ex
That's sad to hear from
the princess of an empire.
[12:28] Princess
After doing well in my lessons, Jimochi
would let me have some as an occasional treat.
[12:34] Princess
I just drank tea on social occasions.
[12:37] Princess
I wouldn't say I really liked it...
[12:42] Princess
Hm?
[12:43] Princess
You're warming up the pot first.
[12:46] Princess
Looks like you know the
proper way to brew tea.
[12:51] Princess
Preparing tea in the proper fashion
results in a far better taste.
[12:58] Princess
Drool...
[12:59] Princess
I wouldn't mind some tea after so long...
[13:01] Ex
Your Highness?!
[13:02] Ex
Why do you always blab on
and dig your own grave?!
[13:06] Ex
What are you, a self-driving vehicle?!
[13:09] Princess
How could I let my guard down?!
[13:11] Princess
That said, today I have this!
[13:15] Princess
Maomao-chan's homemade sweets!
[13:18] Princess
You made a grave mistake by
giving this to me first!
[13:22] Princess
I can cancel out my desire
for tea with some snacks!
[13:25] Princess
Wow, look at these adorable cookies!
[13:31] Princess
Mmm! They're great!
[13:33] Princess
The joy of this mild sweet
sensation is filling my mouth!
[13:38] Princess
Munch, munch, munch, munch...
[13:39] Princess
Now I won't succumb to your torture.
[13:42] Princess
A fatal mistake on your part!
[13:45] Princess
Well, ideally, I'd love
a drink, and a warm...
[13:50] Torture
Warm? Go on.
[13:53] Princess
Y-You fiend!
[13:55] Princess
This was your aim from the very start!
[13:57] Torture
No, you simply brought
about your own demise.
[14:00] Torture
I wasn't aware of what
baked goods she had made.
[14:03] Ex
Remain calm, Your Highness!
[14:05] Ex
You're Commander of the
Imperial Third Legion!
[14:08] Ex
There's no way you'd be bested
by such weak temptation!
[14:11] Princess
You're right.
[14:12] Princess
I need to remember my days as a knight!
[14:14] Princess
I only drank that tea at parties
as a way to socialize!
[14:21] Princess
Think back!
[14:22] Princess
Remember!
[14:24] (Flashback) Princess
It's good, isn't it?
[14:26] Princess
Thinking back on it, I really do love tea.
[14:29] Ex
Your Highness?
SIGN The princess
confessed
[14:38] Princess
This tea is the perfect palate cleanser,
[14:40] Princess
and it brings out the
sweetness of the cookies!
[14:43] Torture
I've received cookies from
Princess Maomao-chan as well.
[14:46] Torture
Let's enjoy them together.
[14:47] Princess
Yay!
[14:49] Hell-Lord
What?
[14:51] Hell-Lord
There's a mysterious treasure
buried in the royal cemetery?
[14:55] Kanadge
Yes.
[14:56] Kanadge
The princess has told all.
[14:58] Kanadge
With that treasure, we can penetrate
the Imperial Army's defensive magic.
[15:03] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[15:06] Hell-Lord
We can't go defiling graves now.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[15:17] Vanilla
Time for your torture, Princess!
[15:21] Princess
You're...
[15:23] Vanilla
Don't tell me you've forgotten who I am.
[15:26] Princess
Of course I remember you.
[15:28] Princess
Vanilla Peschutz.
[15:29] Vanilla
What?!
[15:30] Vanilla
We only met once, and
she remembered my name?
SIGN Harm-Marshal
Vanilla Peschutz
[15:34] Ex
Hello?
[15:35] Vanilla
H-Hmph!
[15:37] Vanilla
Well, I suppose you couldn't forget the
daughter of the noble House of Peschutz!
[15:42] Vanilla
Today will be different from last time.
[15:44] Vanilla
I will have my revenge.
[15:48] Vanilla
Quake and tremble in fear!
[15:51] Vanilla
Today's torture is...
[15:54] Vanilla
Cake!
[15:56] Group
Oh.
[15:58] Group
Huh?
[16:04] Vanilla
And this is no ordinary cake.
[16:06] Vanilla
Why, it's baked by yours truly!
[16:10] Vanilla
A homemade cake, courtesy of the high-class
daughter of the noble House of Peschutz!
[16:19] Vanilla
I made it all by myself, without
any help from Mama or Papa.
[16:25] Vanilla
The moment you learn that it's handmade,
[16:27] Vanilla
you'll be overcome with emotion
and burst into tears,
[16:30] Vanilla
pleading for a bite of this cake.
[16:32] Princess
A cake made by Lady Vanilla herself?
[16:35] Princess
I want some!
[16:38] Vanilla
Actually, this cake—
[16:39] Ex
What a clumsy-looking cake.
[16:41] Vanilla
Hey!
[16:43] Ex
The frosting is all messy,
[16:45] Ex
and the cake as a whole is lopsided.
[16:47] Ex
And what's this strange object on top?
[16:51] Ex
A real head-scratcher.
[16:53] Vanilla
I-It's a penguin!
[16:57] Vanilla
I-I see, so that's your plan.
[17:00] Vanilla
Nitpicking at my cake to preempt my attack?
[17:03] Vanilla
Hmph, how pointless.
[17:06] Vanilla
Even if it looks a little clumsy,
[17:07] Vanilla
once she finds out I made it, she's
bound to bow before its grandeur.
[17:11] Vanilla
Yes, even if it's clumsy...
[17:13] Vanilla
She's powerless before its grandeur!
[17:16] Vanilla
Clumsy or not...
[17:20] Vanilla
I tried so hard to make it, too...
[17:24] Princess
What are you saying, Ex?
[17:27] Princess
The presentation may be
a bit clumsy, but look.
[17:31] Princess
The frosting holds its shape well.
[17:34] Princess
That's proof that it's
been whipped with care.
[17:37] Princess
There's a lot of frosting, which
was laid on thick with a spatula,
[17:41] Princess
so it ended up looking lopsided as a whole.
[17:44] Princess
But this is no sloppy craftsmanship.
[17:46] Princess
They wanted plenty of that delicious
frosting to be enjoyed.
[17:49] Princess
I'm sure that was why they kept
going back with that spatula.
[17:53] Princess
Can't you feel the love of the
person who made this cake?
[18:01] Princess
And look closely, Ex.
[18:03] Princess
That's not a strange object.
[18:05] Princess
It's an adorable penguin!
[18:08] Vanilla
Prinshess!
[18:10] Princess
This cake may look really tasty,
[18:13] Princess
but I'm Commander of the
Imperial Third Legion.
[18:17] Princess
This level of torture isn't
enough to make me give in!
[18:24] Princess
Huh?!
[18:26] Princess
What's gotten into you?!
[18:28] Princess
Does your tummy hurt?
[18:45] Vanilla
Nope.
[18:47] Vanilla
Thanks, Princess.
[18:50] Vanilla
You don't have to confess,
so please eat the cake.
[18:53] Princess
Huh?
[18:54] Princess
Why?!
[19:00] Vanilla
H-How is it?
[19:03] Princess
Mm! It's really good!
[19:07] Vanilla
You really mean it?!
[19:08] Ex
I'm a sacred blade...
[19:09] Princess
Really!
SIGN The cake was
delicious
[19:15] Hell-Lord
What?
[19:16] Hell-Lord
Two failed tortures in a row?
[19:19] Hell-Lord
From Vanilla Peschutz?
[19:21] Kanadge
Yes.
[19:22] Kanadge
A harm-marshal failing twice at torture...
[19:26] Kanadge
It's a disgrace that puts
our dignity at stake.
[19:28] Kanadge
I believe that some form
of action is needed here.
[19:34] Hell-Lord
I suppose.
[19:39] Hell-Lord
It's times like these that call
for a good support network.
[21:18] Narration
The Way of the Hell-Lord.
[21:21] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[21:24] Hell-Lord
I'll get the worst stains off before
putting the dishes in the dishwasher.
[21:28] Narration
The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number one:
[21:30] Narration
Take care of the dishes while
Mama puts Maomao-chan to bed.
[21:37] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[21:47] Hell-Lord
What?!
[21:50] Lulune
She's finally asleep.
[21:52] Lulune
I ended up reading to her
twelve times tonight.
[21:54] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[21:55] Hell-Lord
Sounds like she was a real bundle of energy.
[21:58] Hell-Lord
Well done.
[22:00] Narration
The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number two:
[22:02] Narration
Evening drinks are always a pleasure.
[22:04] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[22:06] Hell-Lord
Looks like this is coming up soon.
SIGN Pre-School News
SIGN This month's event is
the parent-child luncheon!
SIGN Please come and enjoy
lunch with your child at school!!
[22:08] Hell-Lord
A parent-child luncheon.
[22:11] Lulune
Mm-hmm.
[22:12] Hell-Lord
One guardian per household can join.
[22:15] Hell-Lord
Lulune, you attended on both her
first and second year, didn't you?
[22:20] Narration
The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number three:
[22:22] Narration
When alone, call Mama by her first name.
[22:25] Lulune
I sure did.
[22:27] Lulune
The parent-child luncheon
is always on a weekday.
[22:29] Hell-Lord
You know, we can take paid time off
whenever we want in the Hellhorde.
[22:41] Lulune
Do you want to attend the
parent-child luncheon?
[22:43] Hell-Lord
I do want to attend the
parent-child luncheon!
[22:46] Narration
The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number four:
[22:49] Narration
Clearly state any and all opinions.
SIGN Parent-Child
Luncheon
[22:57] Maomao-Chan
Look, Papa!
[22:59] Maomao-Chan
I'm gonna eat my bell peppers!
[23:01] Hell-Lord
What?!
[23:17] Maomao-Chan
See, told ya!
[23:19] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[23:21] Hell-Lord
Yes.
[23:22] Hell-Lord
You always find a way to
surprise me, Maomao-chan.
SIGN Hellholm Pre-School
[23:27] Maomao-Chan
There's some more peppers
left, but you can have them.
[23:30] Maomao-Chan
Just this once.
[23:31] Hell-Lord
What angelic kindness from a demon!
[23:34] Hell-Lord
That's my daughter for you!
[23:37] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh-heh!
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