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[00:00] Narration
    The war between the Imperial Army and the
    Hellhorde has raged on for many years...
[00:09] Narration
    In the midst of battle, the Princess and
    Commander of the Imperial Third Legion
[00:17] Narration
    falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.
[00:21] Narration
    The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
    Imperial secrets from the princess...
[00:27] (Flashback) Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[00:30] Narration
    ...mercilessly subjects her
    to torture, day after day.
[00:52] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[00:56] Torture
    I shan't be your torturer for today.
[00:58] Torture
    Two others shall be taking my place.
[01:00] Ex
    The horrors!
[01:01] Ex
    What manner of wicked inquisitors await us?!
[01:05] Torture
    Come in...
[01:08] Torture
    Lieutorments...
[01:12] Torture
    Youki and Inki.
[01:14] Youki
    Heya!
[01:16] Inki
    H-Hello there...
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[02:51] Youki
    Nice to meetcha, Princess!
SIGN    Lieutorment
    
    
    
    
    
    Youki
[02:53] Youki
    Lieutorment Youki, at your service!
[02:56] Inki
    A-And I'm Lieutorment Inki.
SIGN    Lieutorment
    
    
    
    
    
    Inki
[03:00] Ex
    Lieutorments?!
[03:02] Ex
    The princess would never submit
    to a pair of junior officers!
[03:05] Torture
    They may be of lower rank,
[03:08] Torture
    but they work as a team to use
    tactics unavailable to me.
[03:11] Torture
    All to torment our princess here.
[03:21] Sign
    Super Jump+Brawlers
[03:23] Game Narration
    Super Jump+Brawlers!
[03:29] Youki
    All right!
[03:30] Youki
    Today's the day I beat you!
[03:32] Inki
    I'd like to see you try!
[03:34] Game Narration
    Ready, go!
[03:40] Youki
    Take this!
[03:45] Game Narration
    Inki wins!
[03:49] Youki
    Let me land at least, In-chan!
[03:53] Youki
    Okay!
[03:54] Youki
    I'll get you next time!
[03:57] Inki
    I won't lose to you, You-chan.
[03:59] Game Narration
    Ready, go!
[04:00] Ex
    What's this?
[04:01] Torture
    'Tis a video game.
[04:02] Ex
    A video game?!
[04:06] Ex
    A childish diversion!
[04:09] Ex
    You stand before the Princess and
    Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[04:12] Ex
    Her gallant figure leading the charge has
    won the admiration of all she commands.
[04:18] Ex
    A mere video game...
[04:19] Ex
    stands no chance...
[04:20] Ex
    of acting...
[04:21] Ex
    as temptation!
[04:25] Princess
    That looks fun...
[04:26] Ex
    Your Highness?
[04:29] Princess
    That's right.
[04:32] Princess
    From a young age...
[04:34] Princess
    I underwent strict training
    to grow stronger.
[04:40] Princess
    I devoted everything to improving myself.
[04:43] Princess
    The only talking I did was with my sword!
[04:45] Princess
    The truest form of communication!
[04:51] Princess
    I have no need for friends...
[04:56] Ex
    Your Highness.
[05:01] Inki
    W-Wanna play together?
[05:05] Princess
    I...
[05:06] Princess
    I won't give in!
[05:08] Princess
    Besides...
[05:10] Princess
    I don't know what to say
    to someone I've just met.
[05:17] Torture
    Princess.
[05:19] Torture
    You can play this game with four people.
[05:24] Ex
    What...?
[05:27] Youki
    Oh, you're doing good!
[05:30] Princess
    This is fun!
[05:32] Princess
    Being next to someone feels so warm,
    even if we don't make contact!
[05:37] Princess
    When my smile is met by a smile next
    to me, it's double the happiness!
[05:44] Princess
    My happiness is multiplied by theirs...
[05:48] Princess
    Ultra happy!
[05:58] Youki
    Powerful Miracle...
[06:02] Youki
    Tornado Spin!
[06:16] Youki
    I'm not done yet!
[06:19] Inki
    G-Grumbly Griping...
[06:22] Inki
    Gloomy Fire!
[06:26] Inki
    H-How about this?!
[06:29] Torture
    Cool Beauty Ice Storm!
[06:47] Princess
    Pretty Princess...
[06:49] Princess
    Special Strong Shine!
[06:56] Game Narration
    Princess wins!
[07:00] Youki
    Nice one, Princess!
[07:01] Inki
    Th-That was great!
[07:03] Torture
    Fine work indeed.
[07:06] Youki
    All right, one more round!
SIGN    Another
    day
    of the
    princess
    confessing
[07:12] Torture
    I see.
[07:14] Torture
    Security at the eastern gate
    is light on Wednesdays.
[07:18] Princess
    U-Um...
[07:20] Princess
    Can we play—
[07:21] Princess
    No, never mind.
[07:25] Princess
    We're mortal enemies.
[07:27] Youki
    What are you talking about?
[07:29] Youki
    We're friends, aren't we?
[07:31] Inki
    W-We'll be back for more torture.
[07:38] Princess
    I-It's not like I gave in to you fiends!
[07:42] Youki
    Yeah, yeah.
[07:43] Youki
    Let's add each other as friends.
[07:45] Inki
    A-Add me too.
[07:53] Princess
    Um...
SIGN    Chatter chatter
[07:54] Youki
    I'll bring up the QR code, so
    you scan it, Princess-chan.
[07:55] Ex
    If you have a phone, please
    use it to call for help.
[07:58] Princess
    Yeah, okay.
[08:25] Kanadge
    I've received a report.
[08:39] Hell-Lord
    Cram school is on Wednesdays.
[08:46] Torture
    We can't do anything if there's cram school.
[08:48] Torture
    We'll need a new torture to get the
    princess to divulge another secret.
[08:56] Torture
    That reminds me.
[08:58] Torture
    We sent her out on an expedition
    to the town out west,
[09:02] Torture
    but she's just about to return
    after completing her mission.
SIGN    'Tis Time for
    "Torture," Princess
[09:11] Princess
    They read my message!
[09:16] Krall
    Princess, time for some torture!
SIGN    Beastmaster
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Krall
[09:21] Torture
    This is Beastmaster Krall.
[09:24] Krall
    Hey there, Princess.
[09:25] Ex
    Beasts, you say?!
[09:28] Ex
    When Her Highness was faced with a
    pack of humongous, frenzied beasts...
[09:36] Ex
    She was completely undaunted
    and made short work of them!
[09:39] Ex
    Her Highness will not submit
    to any ordinary beast!
[09:42] Krall
    Can you still put on a brave
    face in front of this fella?
[09:47] Krall
    Hngy-Baby!
[10:05] Hngy-Baby
    Hngh?
[10:07] Princess
    Cute!
[10:10] Princess
    A polar bear cub?
[10:12] Princess
    So cute!
[10:15] Princess
    H-Hngy-Baby? Hngy-Baby!
[10:18] Princess
    You're so cute! Oh! So cute!
[10:26] Ex
    Your Highness?
[10:28] Princess
    I suppose it is adorable,
[10:30] Princess
    but do you think I would give
    in at its cuteness and fess up?
[10:34] Princess
    You sure do think little of me.
[10:36] Ex
    You were real close to giving in.
[10:39] Krall
    Well, then...
[10:40] Krall
    Can you handle this, then?
[10:54] Princess
    You heartless demon!
[10:56] Princess
    Give that ball back right now!
[10:58] Krall
    It's all in your hands, Princess.
[11:00] Princess
    What?!
[11:00] Krall
    If you feel sorry, then start talking!
[11:05] Princess
    Curse you...
[11:06] Princess
    That's real low, Hellhorde...
[11:16] Princess
    Wait, does doing this hurt you?
[11:20] Krall
    H-Hurt me?!
[11:21] Krall
    And why exactly would I feel hurt?!
[11:24] Krall
    Are you saying I feel bad
    about stealing this ball,
[11:26] Krall
    but I'm just enduring the
    pain because it's my job?!
[11:28] Krall
    This bear is my servant!
[11:30] Krall
    I don't feel a scrap of sympathy—
[11:55] Krall
    I'm sorry, Hngy-Baby!
[11:57] Krall
    Sorry for being so mean!
[11:59] Krall
    I'm so sorry!
[12:01] Krall
    I love you! I love you!
[12:04] Krall
    Love you lots!
[12:06] Krall
    So, so much!
[12:08] Krall
    Hngy-Baby!
[12:09] Krall
    I love you!
[12:11] Ex
    I don't exactly follow, but it
    looks like we've won today.
[12:16] Princess
    She refused to betray her
    friend, mission or not.
[12:20] Princess
    Her conviction has touched my heart!
[12:22] Princess
    I will reveal my secret!
[12:24] Ex
    Wait, why?
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[12:29] Princess
    So fluffy!
[12:32] Princess
    Can I give it a hug?
[12:33] Krall
    You betcha, baby!
[12:36] Princess
    Yay!
[12:37] Princess
    Whoa, so soft!
[12:40] Narration
    The information from today didn't
    prove to be any use, either,
[12:44] Narration
    so the torture continues.
[12:47] Narration
    Incidentally...
[12:49] Narration
    The job Krall just finished was
    demolition work with beasts.
[12:55] Krall
    Oh, your shift's up already?
[12:58] Krall
    Okay!
[12:59] Krall
    Nice job!
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[13:08] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[13:11] Torture
    Today's torture will take place
    in a different location,
[13:14] Torture
    so we'll have you wear these
    to maintain our secrecy.
[13:44] Giant
    Hey!
[13:47] Giant
    You must be the princess!
[13:55] Giant
    My name is Giant.
SIGN    Combat Soldier Fourth Class
    & Pain-Private
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Giant
[13:57] Giant
    Nice to meet you!
[13:59] Princess
    You...
[14:01] Princess
    You're huge.
[14:03] Giant
    It's not nice to call a lady huge.
[14:05] Ex
    What's going on?
[14:07] Ex
    What's your reason for
    bringing us to a hot spring?
[14:10] Giant
    Huh? Reason?
[14:13] Giant
    Hot springs feel so nice!
SIGN    Beam
[14:16] Giant
    The hot springs are way better
    than torture for a good talk!
[14:21] Ex
    I see.
[14:23] Ex
    Your plan is to use kindness
    to trap Her Highness.
[14:26] Ex
    Too bad, though.
[14:29] Ex
    Her Highness is Princess and Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion.
[14:33] Ex
    Since infancy, she was raised in
    an environment free of indulgence.
[14:38] Ex
    A heart of steel, ready at all
    times to wield the blade.
[14:43] Ex
    That is the unconditional
    requirement for a knight.
[14:47] Ex
    Your plot must be to gently
    appeal to her emotions,
[14:49] Ex
    so you can coax the empire's secrets
    out of her, but it won't work!
[14:52] Ex
    Her Highness will never succumb to...
[14:58] Princess
    This rules!
[14:59] Ex
    Your Highness?
[15:02] Ex
    Your Highness? Your Highness!
[15:04] Princess
    Don't worry, Ex.
[15:07] Princess
    My first bath in ages.
[15:09] Princess
    I must admit that it feels
    good. It can't be beat.
[15:12] Princess
    But nothing more than that!
[15:15] Ex
    Your Highness!
[15:17] Ex
    Now that's Her Highness!
[15:18] Ex
    My one and only princess!
[15:19] Princess
    It's just as Ex says.
[15:21] Princess
    I grew up in an environment where
    I was not allowed to act spoiled.
[15:21] Ex
    Your Highness! Your Highness!
[15:23] Ex
    Your Highness! Your Highness!
[15:24] Princess
    I've never let anyone pamper me.
[15:25] Ex
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
[15:27] Ex
    Your Highness! Your Highness!
[15:27] Princess
    Your kindness and sympathy are wasted on me.
[15:30] Princess
    The likes of that won't make me give in!
[15:33] Giant
    What?
[15:34] Giant
    You've never been pampered, even once?
[15:37] Princess
    Huh? Yeah.
[15:39] Giant
    Oh, is that right?
[15:42] Giant
    In that case...
[15:44] Giant
    C'mere.
[15:47] Giant
    Mama's here.
[15:49] Giant
    It's fine.
[15:51] Giant
    You don't have to try so hard.
[15:54] Giant
    It's important to let yourself be spoiled.
[15:58] Giant
    Don't think of it as running away.
[15:59] Princess
    W-Wait, I never asked to...
[16:02] Giant
    There!
[16:05] Princess
    S-So warm...
[16:08] Giant
    There, there.
[16:09] Princess
    Being gently embraced by
    someone bigger than you,
[16:12] Giant
    Good girl.
[16:13] Princess
    and having her whisper
    words of encouragement.
[16:15] Giant
    You did your best.
[16:16] Princess
    It feels so nice!
[16:17] Giant
    Everything's okay now.
[16:41] Giant
    Walkie-walkie. Walkie-walkie.
[16:56] Princess
    Mama...
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[17:04] Princess
    The terrifying power of kindheartedness...
[17:11] Torture
    How do you find this information?
[17:16] Torture
    I understand.
[17:18] Child Demon
    Mama! I want that!
[17:21] Mother Demon
    No can do.
[17:22] Mother Demon
    It's almost time for dinner.
SIGN    Hearty Baum
SIGN    Hearty Baum
SIGN    Slightly LargeRed Bean Bun
SIGN    Slightly LargeRed Bean Bun
SIGN    Slightly LargeCustard Bun
SIGN    Gorilla's March
SIGN    Gorilla's March
SIGN    PotaRico
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
SIGN    Gorilla's March
    Chocolate
[17:37] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[17:41] Ex
    What the heck is that?
[17:42] Torture
    'Tis Gorilla's March.
[17:44] Torture
    A very tasty cookie snack
    filled with chocolate.
[17:50] Ex
    Oh, it's just a snack for commoners!
[17:52] Ex
    Her Highness has enjoyed only the
    finest of snacks since infancy.
[17:57] Ex
    Even when venturing outside for lessons,
[18:00] Ex
    she had the Honored Knight serving the
    Royal Empire, Jimochi, at her side,
SIGN    Honored Knight
    Jimochi
[18:07] Ex
    closely monitoring her.
[18:10] Ex
    As a knight out in the field, there were
    times when she ate rations and instant noodles.
[18:15] Ex
    But I've never laid eyes on that snack!
[18:18] Princess
    Drool...
[18:19] Ex
    Your Highness?
[18:20] Ex
    Has Your Highness ever eaten...
[18:23] Princess
    Ah! Well...
[18:26] Princess
    We would stop by the candy store
    on my way back from lessons...
[18:30] (Flashback) Jimochi
    Here, Your Highness.
[18:33] (Flashback) Jimochi
    It's our little secret.
[18:34] (Flashback) Princess
    Yay!
[18:35] Ex
    That damn geezer!
[18:36] Princess
    Please don't tell Mother!
[18:38] Princess
    Jimochi was doing it for my sake!
[18:40] Ex
    Naughty, naughty!
[18:43] Ex
    You think I'd do that, like a little kid?
[18:44] Ex
    I'm gonna tell Her Majesty!
[18:46] Ex
    I'm a sacred sword, darn it!
[18:48] Princess
    No need to worry, Ex.
[18:50] Princess
    I'm not particularly attached to that snack.
[18:52] Princess
    One box costs more than 100 yen,
    so I basically never had it.
[18:55] Princess
    I usually bought a bunch that cost 10 to 20
    yen, along with one special 30-yen snack.
[19:02] Princess
    That's the secret to enjoying cheap snacks.
[19:04] Ex
    How plebeian of you, Your Highness.
[19:06] Princess
    Besides...
[19:08] (Flashback) Princess
    I want more!
[19:09] Jimochi
    Not happening! It's mine!
[19:10] Princess
    Jimochi would only ever share a few with me.
[19:12] Princess
    Please!
[19:13] Jimochi
    Upsy-daisy!
[19:15] Ex
    Just give her some, you old crank!
[19:16] Ex
    Honored Knight, my ass!
[19:19] Torture
    Now then, let us begin the torture.
SIGN    Today's Lucky
    Banana Fortune
    Inside!
    Check under the flap!
[19:47] Princess
    Ex.
[19:48] Princess
    To be honest, I'm jealous, and I want some.
[19:51] Princess
    But it's not stirring up any other emotions.
[19:54] Princess
    This torture session is in the bag!
[19:56] Princess
    I'll never give in!
[20:03] Princess
    Hey, Gorilla's March has a
    cute picture on every piece.
[20:08] Princess
    You need to appreciate...
[20:13] Princess
    Wait, you fiend!
[20:14] Princess
    You're not going to look at the pictures?!
[20:16] Princess
    Stop it!
[20:17] Princess
    The gorilla wearing a ribbon, the
    gorilla sticking its tongue out...
[20:21] Princess
    Do you know how many variants there are?!
[20:24] Princess
    That indescribable fuzzy feeling when
    you get the mommy and baby gorilla!
[20:28] Princess
    Or the big-browed gorilla that brings
    good luck to those who find it!
[20:31] Princess
    There's all sorts of fun gimmicks in there!
[20:36] Princess
    S-Stop...
[20:42] Princess
    Everyone!
[20:51] Princess
    Stop it...
[20:56] Princess
    You monster!
[21:01] Princess
    I'm begging you...
[21:15] Princess
    Stop...
[21:16] Princess
    Stop it already!
[21:18] Princess
    I'll talk!
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[21:26] Torture
    I see.
[21:27] Torture
    The queen's shoe size is 23cm.
[21:31] Torture
    If His Majesty is not pleased with this
    information, I'll be back tomorrow.
[21:35] Ex
    Yeah, she'll be back.
[21:40] Princess
    The big-browed gorilla!
[21:42] Princess
    Maybe something good is in store for me!
[21:47] Princess
    Yummy!
[23:29] Louch
    So that's Hellholm.
[23:32] Louch
    I'm here to save you...
[23:35] Louch
    Your Highness!