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SIGN    University
    Info Session
SIGN    Career
[00:13] (Flashback) Youki
    Not much time left to pick a career path.
SIGN    Youki & Inki
    As Students
[00:16] (Flashback) Youki
    Have you decided already, In-chan?
[00:18] (Flashback) Inki
    Yep.
[00:20] (Flashback) Inki
    I want to put a smile on people's faces.
[00:23] (Flashback) Inki
    Entertain them.
[00:24] (Flashback) Inki
    That's the kind of job I've always wanted.
[00:31] (Flashback) Inki
    That's why I'm going to join
    the Hellhorde as a torturer.
[00:35] (Flashback) Youki
    Huh?
[00:36] (Flashback) Youki
    I don't know much about it, but
    is that what torturers do?
[00:39] (Flashback) Inki
    Yeah.
[00:40] (Flashback) Inki
    I heard that wasn't the case in the past,
[00:42] (Flashback) Inki
    but that's what it's like lately.
[00:44] (Flashback) Youki
    Huh, it might be perfect for you then.
[00:48] (Flashback) Inki
    Thanks.
[00:50] (Flashback) Inki
    But if I want to be one, I can't
    be so nervous all the time.
[00:56] (Flashback) Youki
    You think?
[00:57] (Flashback) Youki
    That's just who you are.
[01:00] (Flashback) Youki
    What should I do?
[01:04] (Flashback) Inki
    Wh-Why don't you...
[01:10] (Flashback) Inki
    Nah, never mind.
[01:13] (Flashback) Inki
    I want to ask her to become
    a torturer with me.
[01:18] (Flashback) Inki
    But You-chan should be the one
    to decide her own future.
[01:25] (Flashback) Youki
    What do you think?
[01:27] (Flashback) Youki
    What would be good for me?
[01:30] (Flashback) Inki
    Um...
[01:32] (Flashback) Inki
    What about... something you enjoy doing?
[01:35] (Flashback) Inki
    Or an activity you've
    spent a lot of time on.
[01:37] (Flashback) Inki
    You could find a job related to that.
[01:43] (Flashback) Youki
    I like lots of things, but
    doing them for a living?
[01:47] (Flashback) Youki
    As for activities I've spent time on...
[01:52] (Flashback) Youki
    Okay!
[01:54] (Flashback) Youki
    I'll become a torturer, too!
[01:57] (Flashback) Inki
    What?
[01:58] (Flashback) Inki
    Wh-Why?
[02:00] (Flashback) Youki
    Well...
[02:02] (Flashback) Youki
    I've spent the most time
    being friends with you!
[02:11] (Flashback) Youki
    So I guess we'll be sticking together!
[02:14] (Flashback) Youki
    If I get accepted.
[02:16] (Flashback) Inki
    Sounds good to me!
[02:28] Group
    Oshikura Manju, don't you
    cry from being shoved!
SIGN    Hellhorde Promotion
    Exam in Session
[02:31] Group
    Oshikura Manju, don't you
    cry from being shoved!
[02:50] Youki
    How's that?
[02:51] Inki
    Your Majesty!
[03:05] Hell-Lord
    You fail.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[04:43] Youki
    Princess-chan!
[04:44] Inki
    We failed our promotion exam.
[04:47] Youki
    What should we do to get promoted?
[04:50] Ex
    Why are you asking Her Highness?
[04:52] Ex
    We're your enemies.
[04:53] Princess
    Ex.
[04:54] Princess
    These two may be my enemies,
    but we're also friends.
[04:58] Ex
    Can those things be true at the same time?
[05:01] Youki
    What's wrong with asking her?
[05:03] Inki
    Ah, is it almost time for your torture?
[05:07] Princess
    It's fine.
[05:10] Princess
    I'm all done with today's torture!
[05:15] Princess
    I see.
[05:17] Princess
    To become a harm-marshal,
[05:19] Princess
    you need to torture the Hell-Lord
    and get him to reveal a secret.
[05:24] Youki
    It's real tough.
[05:26] Inki
    The lieutorment exam was a lot easier.
[05:29] Princess
    What'd you do for that?
[05:31] Youki
    You just need to pass a written
    test and a simple practical exam,
[05:34] Youki
    and then take a learning course.
[05:35] Ex
    Are you getting a moped license?!
[05:37] Princess
    Let me think.
[05:39] Princess
    When facing a fearsome foe, it's
    important to know your opponent.
[05:45] Princess
    For example, when I fought against
    someone who was very well-protected...
[05:50] Princess
    I observed him as closely as I could,
[05:52] Princess
    and found the weak points in his armor,
[05:56] Princess
    which is how I defeated him.
[05:59] Princess
    Don't let yourself be
    intimidated by your target,
[06:02] Princess
    and calmly assess the situation.
[06:05] Youki
    Makes sense.
[06:06] Princess
    As an example, the Hell-Lord has
    his own preferences, right?
[06:10] Princess
    If you know what he likes, you
    can use that in your torture.
[06:14] Inki
    What His Majesty likes...
[06:16] Youki
    What he likes...
[06:20] Group
    Ah!
[06:21] Princess
    Looks like you've figured it out.
[06:23] Youki
    Yep!
[06:24] Inki
    We... We can pass with this!
[06:27] Princess
    So, when's the next promotion exam?
[06:31] Youki
    If we ask His Majesty,
    we can take it any time.
[06:34] Ex
    They're like lessons that are
    just held in some random guy's house!
[06:38] Group
    Oshikura Manju, don't you
    cry from being shoved!
SIGN    Hellhorde Promotion
    Exam in Session
[06:53] Hell-Lord
    Hmph.
[06:54] Hell-Lord
    What do you expect me to make of
    the same torture as last time?
[06:59] Inki
    N-Now!
[07:03] Maomao-Chan
    Oshikura Manju, don't you
    cry from being shoved!
[07:07] Hell-Lord
    Ma...
[07:08] Hell-Lord
    Maomao-chan!
[07:11] Maomao-Chan
    Oshikura Manju, don't you
    cry from being shoved!
[07:11] Youki
    Well, Your Majesty?
[07:13] Inki
    The only way to join in is giving a secret!
[07:15] Inki
    Tell us your secret!
[07:17] Maomao-Chan
    Oshikura Manju, don't you
    cry from being shoved!
[07:29] Hell-Lord
    When it's the last battle in
    the final episode of an anime,
[07:32] Hell-Lord
    it gets me every time when
    they play the opening song!
[07:37] Group
    We did it!
[07:56] Group
    Oshikura Manju, don't you
    cry from being shoved!
SIGN    Youki, Inki, and Maomao-chan
    received promotions
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture,"
    Princess
SIGN    On Duty Next Week:
    Bruse the Destroyer
SIGN    Hellhorde News (for Torturers)
SIGN    Keep
    doors
    and
    windows
    locked.
[08:16] Princess
    That was a great bath.
[08:19] Giant
    I feel so warm.
[08:22] Giant
    What do you do about baths on
    the days I don't invite you?
[08:27] Princess
    I just use the shower next to my jail cell.
[08:30] Giant
    So your jail cell has a shower.
[08:34] Giant
    Ah!
[08:36] Giant
    Princess-chan, are you done
    with your torture for today?
[08:40] Princess
    I caved.
[08:41] Princess
    All that's left is to go to sleep.
[08:43] Giant
    In that case...
[08:45] Giant
    Wanna stop by the corner
    store to get ice cream?
[08:51] Princess
    Totally!
[09:11] Princess
    The cool wind feels so
    nice right after a bath.
[09:15] Giant
    Walking outside at night
    always gets me excited.
[09:20] Giant
    Everything's so quiet, and it's thrilling how
    different it feels being out here in the dark.
[09:26] Giant
    I'd say it's even a little bit scary.
[09:28] Giant
    But that just adds to the fun.
[09:30] Princess
    Huh...
[09:33] Princess
    You think going on a walk is fun?
[09:36] Princess
    I've never thought of walking as being fun.
[09:42] Princess
    In the empire, I wasn't permitted
    to freely go outside.
[09:46] Princess
    I've led military marches,
[09:49] Princess
    but that's just walking along
    a predetermined route.
[09:59] Giant
    Princess-chan.
[10:00] Giant
    Why don't we take a few steps back
    and go down that path instead?
[10:04] Princess
    Huh? Is that way shorter?
[10:07] Giant
    Nope, it's a bit of a detour.
[10:10] Princess
    What?
[10:10] Princess
    Then why would we take that path?
[10:13] Giant
    I was hoping to walk with you
    for a little bit longer.
[10:19] Giant
    I want you to learn how fun
    it is to go on a walk.
[10:23] Princess
    Master Mama...
[10:26] Princess
    In that case, I'm ready for you to teach me!
[10:28] Giant
    Sure.
[10:50] Giant
    It's clear out tonight, so you can make
    out the Winter Triangle really well.
[10:56] Princess
    Huh? What's that?
[10:58] Giant
    Do you see that star?
[11:02] Giant
    The one that's slightly red.
[11:04] Princess
    Oh, that one?
[11:05] Giant
    Yep.
[11:07] Giant
    That's Betelgeuse, part of
    the constellation Orion.
[11:10] Giant
    And the bright star to the bottom left
    of that is Sirius, in Canis Major.
[11:15] Giant
    To the left of that is
    Procyon, in Canis Minor.
[11:20] Giant
    The triangle that these three create
    is called the Winter Triangle.
[11:26] Princess
    Huh, really?
[11:30] Princess
    That Canis Major star is really bright.
[11:33] Giant
    Yep.
[11:35] Giant
    Sirius is the brightest
    star in the night sky.
[11:40] Princess
    Large and bright, kindly
    shining down on everyone.
[11:45] Princess
    That star is a little like you, Master Mama.
[11:50] Giant
    Then would that make you Procyon?
[11:53] Giant
    A cute, adorable little puppy.
[11:55] Princess
    What?
[11:56] Princess
    I'm the proud Commander of
    the Imperial Third Legion.
[12:03] Princess
    That'd mean that red star is...
[12:07] Princess
    Torture!
[12:07] Giant
    Torture-san!
[12:17] Princess
    I've never taken the time to look
    at the stars like this before.
[12:22] Princess
    I never realized that there were
    so many kinds, so many names...
[12:29] Princess
    That they were so pretty...
[12:34] Giant
    There's still plenty out there.
[12:37] Giant
    Things you don't know.
[12:39] Giant
    Pretty things you haven't seen yet.
[12:43] Giant
    We can walk together and
    take our time finding them.
[12:48] Princess
    Master Mama...
[12:50] Princess
    Yeah!
[12:52] Princess
    Ah!
[13:02] Giant
    What did you wish for?
[13:05] Princess
    That's a secret.
[13:06] Princess
    What about you?
[13:07] Giant
    Mmm...
[13:09] Giant
    That's a secret!
[13:11] Princess
    That's not fair!
[13:12] Giant
    Sure it is!
[13:14] Princess
    Ah!
[13:15] Princess
    Those two stars next to each other
    look like In-chan and You-chan!
SIGN    Bank
[13:25] Princess
    Meat buns rule!
[13:28] Giant
    We came all this way for ice cream,
[13:30] Giant
    but we ended up in the mood for meat
    buns after walking in the cold.
[13:35] Princess
    That road was a way bigger
    detour than I expected.
[13:40] Giant
    Sorry about that.
[13:41] Giant
    Looks like I was thinking
    of a different path.
[13:44] Princess
    Not a problem since this
    meat bun's delicious.
SIGN    Oden Fair
[13:48] Giant
    Should we try a different
    path on our way back?
[13:50] Princess
    Yeah!
[13:53] Princess
    Master Mama.
[13:54] Giant
    Hm?
[13:57] Princess
    Walking sure is fun.
[14:01] Giant
    Glad to hear it!
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[14:15] Narration
    Many moons have passed since the Imperial
    Army went to war with the Hellhorde.
[14:22] Narration
    The royal princess, Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion,
[14:26] Narration
    ends up being taken prisoner
    in the midst of fierce battle.
[14:32] Narration
    Subjected to all manners of
    torture day in and day out,
[14:38] Narration
    she endures these indignities
    without so much as a peep.
SIGN    Pop
SIGN    Pop
[14:43] Narration
    She reveals not the secrets
    of the Royal Empire.
SIGN    Dumb Face-o-Meter
[14:46] Narration
    Yes, by no means will she speak.
[14:50] Narration
    The princess does not give in.
[14:52] Narration
    No, she will never give in!
[14:57] Narration
    And so, the torture continues
    today, yet again...
[15:18] Vanilla
    So Youki and Inki are harm-marshals now...
SIGN    Hellhorde News (for Torturers)
SIGN    A Hellhorde Newsletter Publication
SIGN    It's gotten colder out,
    so I hope you're watching out for colds.
    I hear His Majesty bought a new blanket.
    Moving on to this month's promotions.
SIGN    - Harm-Marshal
SIGN    Youki, Inki
SIGN    - Lieutorment
SIGN    Mokokon
[15:22] Vanilla
    They made it to harm-marshal
    with those tame tortures?
[15:27] Vanilla
    Torture is supposed to make them cry,
    scream, and beg from terror to get a confession.
[15:36] Vanilla
    Just you wait, Princess.
[15:39] Vanilla
    I'll be the one to teach you.
[15:42] Vanilla
    The true meaning of torture, that is.
[15:50] Vanilla
    Time for your torture, Princess!
[15:55] Torture
    May I introduce you to
    Harm-Marshal Vanilla Peschutz.
[15:58] Torture
    She's volunteered herself for
    today's torture session.
[16:01] Ex
    Peschutz?!
[16:02] Ex
    That Peschutz?
[16:04] Princess
    You've heard that name before, Ex?
[16:06] Ex
    The vampire clan of Peschutz.
[16:09] Ex
    It's said that they're the most ruthlessly
    brutal members of the Hellhorde.
[16:14] Vanilla
    That's right.
[16:15] Vanilla
    I'm the daughter of the
    noble House of Peschutz,
[16:18] Vanilla
    Vanilla Peschutz.
[16:20] Vanilla
    From what I hear, you've been subjected
    to some real toothless torture.
[16:27] Vanilla
    That's why I'm here today to teach you...
[16:31] Vanilla
    the fear and despair that
    comes with real torture.
[16:44] Vanilla
    My torture is this roller coaster!
[16:48] Vanilla
    And it's no ordinary roller coaster!
[16:51] Vanilla
    A maximum height of 75 meters!
[16:53] Vanilla
    This monster ride has a top speed
    of 175 kilometers per hour!
[16:57] Vanilla
    Look!
[16:57] Vanilla
    The faces of those peasants
    are contorted in fear!
[17:01] Vanilla
    If you cry, plead, and share your secret,
[17:04] Vanilla
    I might spare you from having to ride it...
[17:09] Princess
    Wow! I can't wait to get on!
[17:12] Vanilla
    What?!
[17:13] Vanilla
    H-Hmph!
[17:15] Vanilla
    We'll see how long you remain composed.
[17:17] Torture
    Now then, Vanilla.
[17:19] Torture
    Please accompany the princess on the ride.
[17:21] Vanilla
    What?!
[17:22] Vanilla
    R-Ride that thing? Me?
[17:25] Torture
    'Tis possible that she'll
    confess her secret mid-ride.
[17:31] Torture
    Will you be okay?
[17:32] Torture
    If you're afraid, I can go instead.
[17:36] Vanilla
    I come from the noble House of Peschutz!
[17:38] Vanilla
    There's no way I'd be scared!
[18:03] Vanilla
    Wh-What now, Princess?
[18:06] Vanilla
    Once we reach the top, that's
    when the breakneck speed begins!
[18:09] Vanilla
    It's not too late for an emergency
    stop if you speak now!
[18:12] Princess
    So excited!
[18:13] Vanilla
    Hey, tell me your secret!
[18:15] Vanilla
    Hurry up and tell me!
[18:16] Vanilla
    Your secret!
[18:17] Princess
    I can't wait!
[18:53] Princess
    Okay!
[18:54] Princess
    This next climb goes up to the very top!
[18:57] Princess
    I'm so stoked—
[18:57] Vanilla
    When I go to bed, I can't sleep
    without my stuffed animal.
[19:04] Princess
    What are you going on about?
[19:08] Princess
    Wait, are you scared?
[19:12] Vanilla
    Damn it!
[19:15] Vanilla
    That's right. I'm scared.
[19:18] Vanilla
    The truth is, I can't handle
    regular roller coasters, either.
[19:21] Vanilla
    I'm scared of how fast they go and
    how it feels like you'll fall off.
[19:26] Vanilla
    How pathetic for someone who
    carries the Peschutz blood.
[19:30] Vanilla
    What a disgrace.
[19:32] Vanilla
    My life is over!
[19:35] Princess
    That's incredible!
[19:39] Princess
    You're scared of roller coasters, but
    you're riding one for my torture?
[19:41] Vanilla
    Huh?
[19:42] Princess
    That takes real guts!
[19:44] Princess
    I really admire that!
[19:47] Princess
    Give me your hand.
[19:48] Princess
    Just for a second.
[19:54] Princess
    See, now you're fine.
[19:57] Princess
    I'll never let go.
[20:00] Princess
    You won't fall off.
[20:02] Princess
    I'll make sure you don't!
[20:11] Vanilla
    So fast! So fast!
[20:13] Vanilla
    The wind and shaking is
    more intense than before!
[20:19] Vanilla
    But...
[20:21] Vanilla
    It's not as scary as before.
[20:30] Princess
    That was awesome!
[20:33] Torture
    It appears that you failed at your torture.
[20:38] Vanilla
    Yeah.
[20:41] Vanilla
    It's my loss.
[20:46] Princess
    Princess.
[20:48] Princess
    Is there something you want me to tell you?
[20:51] Princess
    The loser reveals a secret.
[20:53] Princess
    Those are the rules.
[20:55] Ex
    Is that what the rules were?
[21:00] Princess
    Okay, then tell me...
[21:04] Princess
    What attraction would you enjoy going on?
[21:08] Princess
    We came all the way here to this park.
[21:10] Princess
    I want all of us to have fun!
[21:17] Vanilla
    Yeah!
[21:43] Vanilla
    I-I'm the daughter of the
    noble House of Peschutz!
[21:46] Vanilla
    Harm-Marshal Vanilla Peschutz!
[21:49] Vanilla
    I won't be beguiled by some mere princess!
[23:27] Vanilla
    I may have failed today, but next time...