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SIGN University
Info Session
SIGN Career
[00:13] (Flashback) Youki
Not much time left to pick a career path.
SIGN Youki & Inki
As Students
[00:16] (Flashback) Youki
Have you decided already, In-chan?
[00:18] (Flashback) Inki
Yep.
[00:20] (Flashback) Inki
I want to put a smile on people's faces.
[00:23] (Flashback) Inki
Entertain them.
[00:24] (Flashback) Inki
That's the kind of job I've always wanted.
[00:31] (Flashback) Inki
That's why I'm going to join
the Hellhorde as a torturer.
[00:35] (Flashback) Youki
Huh?
[00:36] (Flashback) Youki
I don't know much about it, but
is that what torturers do?
[00:39] (Flashback) Inki
Yeah.
[00:40] (Flashback) Inki
I heard that wasn't the case in the past,
[00:42] (Flashback) Inki
but that's what it's like lately.
[00:44] (Flashback) Youki
Huh, it might be perfect for you then.
[00:48] (Flashback) Inki
Thanks.
[00:50] (Flashback) Inki
But if I want to be one, I can't
be so nervous all the time.
[00:56] (Flashback) Youki
You think?
[00:57] (Flashback) Youki
That's just who you are.
[01:00] (Flashback) Youki
What should I do?
[01:04] (Flashback) Inki
Wh-Why don't you...
[01:10] (Flashback) Inki
Nah, never mind.
[01:13] (Flashback) Inki
I want to ask her to become
a torturer with me.
[01:18] (Flashback) Inki
But You-chan should be the one
to decide her own future.
[01:25] (Flashback) Youki
What do you think?
[01:27] (Flashback) Youki
What would be good for me?
[01:30] (Flashback) Inki
Um...
[01:32] (Flashback) Inki
What about... something you enjoy doing?
[01:35] (Flashback) Inki
Or an activity you've
spent a lot of time on.
[01:37] (Flashback) Inki
You could find a job related to that.
[01:43] (Flashback) Youki
I like lots of things, but
doing them for a living?
[01:47] (Flashback) Youki
As for activities I've spent time on...
[01:52] (Flashback) Youki
Okay!
[01:54] (Flashback) Youki
I'll become a torturer, too!
[01:57] (Flashback) Inki
What?
[01:58] (Flashback) Inki
Wh-Why?
[02:00] (Flashback) Youki
Well...
[02:02] (Flashback) Youki
I've spent the most time
being friends with you!
[02:11] (Flashback) Youki
So I guess we'll be sticking together!
[02:14] (Flashback) Youki
If I get accepted.
[02:16] (Flashback) Inki
Sounds good to me!
[02:28] Group
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
SIGN Hellhorde Promotion
Exam in Session
[02:31] Group
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
[02:50] Youki
How's that?
[02:51] Inki
Your Majesty!
[03:05] Hell-Lord
You fail.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[04:43] Youki
Princess-chan!
[04:44] Inki
We failed our promotion exam.
[04:47] Youki
What should we do to get promoted?
[04:50] Ex
Why are you asking Her Highness?
[04:52] Ex
We're your enemies.
[04:53] Princess
Ex.
[04:54] Princess
These two may be my enemies,
but we're also friends.
[04:58] Ex
Can those things be true at the same time?
[05:01] Youki
What's wrong with asking her?
[05:03] Inki
Ah, is it almost time for your torture?
[05:07] Princess
It's fine.
[05:10] Princess
I'm all done with today's torture!
[05:15] Princess
I see.
[05:17] Princess
To become a harm-marshal,
[05:19] Princess
you need to torture the Hell-Lord
and get him to reveal a secret.
[05:24] Youki
It's real tough.
[05:26] Inki
The lieutorment exam was a lot easier.
[05:29] Princess
What'd you do for that?
[05:31] Youki
You just need to pass a written
test and a simple practical exam,
[05:34] Youki
and then take a learning course.
[05:35] Ex
Are you getting a moped license?!
[05:37] Princess
Let me think.
[05:39] Princess
When facing a fearsome foe, it's
important to know your opponent.
[05:45] Princess
For example, when I fought against
someone who was very well-protected...
[05:50] Princess
I observed him as closely as I could,
[05:52] Princess
and found the weak points in his armor,
[05:56] Princess
which is how I defeated him.
[05:59] Princess
Don't let yourself be
intimidated by your target,
[06:02] Princess
and calmly assess the situation.
[06:05] Youki
Makes sense.
[06:06] Princess
As an example, the Hell-Lord has
his own preferences, right?
[06:10] Princess
If you know what he likes, you
can use that in your torture.
[06:14] Inki
What His Majesty likes...
[06:16] Youki
What he likes...
[06:20] Group
Ah!
[06:21] Princess
Looks like you've figured it out.
[06:23] Youki
Yep!
[06:24] Inki
We... We can pass with this!
[06:27] Princess
So, when's the next promotion exam?
[06:31] Youki
If we ask His Majesty,
we can take it any time.
[06:34] Ex
They're like lessons that are
just held in some random guy's house!
[06:38] Group
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
SIGN Hellhorde Promotion
Exam in Session
[06:53] Hell-Lord
Hmph.
[06:54] Hell-Lord
What do you expect me to make of
the same torture as last time?
[06:59] Inki
N-Now!
[07:03] Maomao-Chan
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
[07:07] Hell-Lord
Ma...
[07:08] Hell-Lord
Maomao-chan!
[07:11] Maomao-Chan
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
[07:11] Youki
Well, Your Majesty?
[07:13] Inki
The only way to join in is giving a secret!
[07:15] Inki
Tell us your secret!
[07:17] Maomao-Chan
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
[07:29] Hell-Lord
When it's the last battle in
the final episode of an anime,
[07:32] Hell-Lord
it gets me every time when
they play the opening song!
[07:37] Group
We did it!
[07:56] Group
Oshikura Manju, don't you
cry from being shoved!
SIGN Youki, Inki, and Maomao-chan
received promotions
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
SIGN On Duty Next Week:
Bruse the Destroyer
SIGN Hellhorde News (for Torturers)
SIGN Keep
doors
and
windows
locked.
[08:16] Princess
That was a great bath.
[08:19] Giant
I feel so warm.
[08:22] Giant
What do you do about baths on
the days I don't invite you?
[08:27] Princess
I just use the shower next to my jail cell.
[08:30] Giant
So your jail cell has a shower.
[08:34] Giant
Ah!
[08:36] Giant
Princess-chan, are you done
with your torture for today?
[08:40] Princess
I caved.
[08:41] Princess
All that's left is to go to sleep.
[08:43] Giant
In that case...
[08:45] Giant
Wanna stop by the corner
store to get ice cream?
[08:51] Princess
Totally!
[09:11] Princess
The cool wind feels so
nice right after a bath.
[09:15] Giant
Walking outside at night
always gets me excited.
[09:20] Giant
Everything's so quiet, and it's thrilling how
different it feels being out here in the dark.
[09:26] Giant
I'd say it's even a little bit scary.
[09:28] Giant
But that just adds to the fun.
[09:30] Princess
Huh...
[09:33] Princess
You think going on a walk is fun?
[09:36] Princess
I've never thought of walking as being fun.
[09:42] Princess
In the empire, I wasn't permitted
to freely go outside.
[09:46] Princess
I've led military marches,
[09:49] Princess
but that's just walking along
a predetermined route.
[09:59] Giant
Princess-chan.
[10:00] Giant
Why don't we take a few steps back
and go down that path instead?
[10:04] Princess
Huh? Is that way shorter?
[10:07] Giant
Nope, it's a bit of a detour.
[10:10] Princess
What?
[10:10] Princess
Then why would we take that path?
[10:13] Giant
I was hoping to walk with you
for a little bit longer.
[10:19] Giant
I want you to learn how fun
it is to go on a walk.
[10:23] Princess
Master Mama...
[10:26] Princess
In that case, I'm ready for you to teach me!
[10:28] Giant
Sure.
[10:50] Giant
It's clear out tonight, so you can make
out the Winter Triangle really well.
[10:56] Princess
Huh? What's that?
[10:58] Giant
Do you see that star?
[11:02] Giant
The one that's slightly red.
[11:04] Princess
Oh, that one?
[11:05] Giant
Yep.
[11:07] Giant
That's Betelgeuse, part of
the constellation Orion.
[11:10] Giant
And the bright star to the bottom left
of that is Sirius, in Canis Major.
[11:15] Giant
To the left of that is
Procyon, in Canis Minor.
[11:20] Giant
The triangle that these three create
is called the Winter Triangle.
[11:26] Princess
Huh, really?
[11:30] Princess
That Canis Major star is really bright.
[11:33] Giant
Yep.
[11:35] Giant
Sirius is the brightest
star in the night sky.
[11:40] Princess
Large and bright, kindly
shining down on everyone.
[11:45] Princess
That star is a little like you, Master Mama.
[11:50] Giant
Then would that make you Procyon?
[11:53] Giant
A cute, adorable little puppy.
[11:55] Princess
What?
[11:56] Princess
I'm the proud Commander of
the Imperial Third Legion.
[12:03] Princess
That'd mean that red star is...
[12:07] Princess
Torture!
[12:07] Giant
Torture-san!
[12:17] Princess
I've never taken the time to look
at the stars like this before.
[12:22] Princess
I never realized that there were
so many kinds, so many names...
[12:29] Princess
That they were so pretty...
[12:34] Giant
There's still plenty out there.
[12:37] Giant
Things you don't know.
[12:39] Giant
Pretty things you haven't seen yet.
[12:43] Giant
We can walk together and
take our time finding them.
[12:48] Princess
Master Mama...
[12:50] Princess
Yeah!
[12:52] Princess
Ah!
[13:02] Giant
What did you wish for?
[13:05] Princess
That's a secret.
[13:06] Princess
What about you?
[13:07] Giant
Mmm...
[13:09] Giant
That's a secret!
[13:11] Princess
That's not fair!
[13:12] Giant
Sure it is!
[13:14] Princess
Ah!
[13:15] Princess
Those two stars next to each other
look like In-chan and You-chan!
SIGN Bank
[13:25] Princess
Meat buns rule!
[13:28] Giant
We came all this way for ice cream,
[13:30] Giant
but we ended up in the mood for meat
buns after walking in the cold.
[13:35] Princess
That road was a way bigger
detour than I expected.
[13:40] Giant
Sorry about that.
[13:41] Giant
Looks like I was thinking
of a different path.
[13:44] Princess
Not a problem since this
meat bun's delicious.
SIGN Oden Fair
[13:48] Giant
Should we try a different
path on our way back?
[13:50] Princess
Yeah!
[13:53] Princess
Master Mama.
[13:54] Giant
Hm?
[13:57] Princess
Walking sure is fun.
[14:01] Giant
Glad to hear it!
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[14:15] Narration
Many moons have passed since the Imperial
Army went to war with the Hellhorde.
[14:22] Narration
The royal princess, Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion,
[14:26] Narration
ends up being taken prisoner
in the midst of fierce battle.
[14:32] Narration
Subjected to all manners of
torture day in and day out,
[14:38] Narration
she endures these indignities
without so much as a peep.
SIGN Pop
SIGN Pop
[14:43] Narration
She reveals not the secrets
of the Royal Empire.
SIGN Dumb Face-o-Meter
[14:46] Narration
Yes, by no means will she speak.
[14:50] Narration
The princess does not give in.
[14:52] Narration
No, she will never give in!
[14:57] Narration
And so, the torture continues
today, yet again...
[15:18] Vanilla
So Youki and Inki are harm-marshals now...
SIGN Hellhorde News (for Torturers)
SIGN A Hellhorde Newsletter Publication
SIGN It's gotten colder out,
so I hope you're watching out for colds.
I hear His Majesty bought a new blanket.
Moving on to this month's promotions.
SIGN - Harm-Marshal
SIGN Youki, Inki
SIGN - Lieutorment
SIGN Mokokon
[15:22] Vanilla
They made it to harm-marshal
with those tame tortures?
[15:27] Vanilla
Torture is supposed to make them cry,
scream, and beg from terror to get a confession.
[15:36] Vanilla
Just you wait, Princess.
[15:39] Vanilla
I'll be the one to teach you.
[15:42] Vanilla
The true meaning of torture, that is.
[15:50] Vanilla
Time for your torture, Princess!
[15:55] Torture
May I introduce you to
Harm-Marshal Vanilla Peschutz.
[15:58] Torture
She's volunteered herself for
today's torture session.
[16:01] Ex
Peschutz?!
[16:02] Ex
That Peschutz?
[16:04] Princess
You've heard that name before, Ex?
[16:06] Ex
The vampire clan of Peschutz.
[16:09] Ex
It's said that they're the most ruthlessly
brutal members of the Hellhorde.
[16:14] Vanilla
That's right.
[16:15] Vanilla
I'm the daughter of the
noble House of Peschutz,
[16:18] Vanilla
Vanilla Peschutz.
[16:20] Vanilla
From what I hear, you've been subjected
to some real toothless torture.
[16:27] Vanilla
That's why I'm here today to teach you...
[16:31] Vanilla
the fear and despair that
comes with real torture.
[16:44] Vanilla
My torture is this roller coaster!
[16:48] Vanilla
And it's no ordinary roller coaster!
[16:51] Vanilla
A maximum height of 75 meters!
[16:53] Vanilla
This monster ride has a top speed
of 175 kilometers per hour!
[16:57] Vanilla
Look!
[16:57] Vanilla
The faces of those peasants
are contorted in fear!
[17:01] Vanilla
If you cry, plead, and share your secret,
[17:04] Vanilla
I might spare you from having to ride it...
[17:09] Princess
Wow! I can't wait to get on!
[17:12] Vanilla
What?!
[17:13] Vanilla
H-Hmph!
[17:15] Vanilla
We'll see how long you remain composed.
[17:17] Torture
Now then, Vanilla.
[17:19] Torture
Please accompany the princess on the ride.
[17:21] Vanilla
What?!
[17:22] Vanilla
R-Ride that thing? Me?
[17:25] Torture
'Tis possible that she'll
confess her secret mid-ride.
[17:31] Torture
Will you be okay?
[17:32] Torture
If you're afraid, I can go instead.
[17:36] Vanilla
I come from the noble House of Peschutz!
[17:38] Vanilla
There's no way I'd be scared!
[18:03] Vanilla
Wh-What now, Princess?
[18:06] Vanilla
Once we reach the top, that's
when the breakneck speed begins!
[18:09] Vanilla
It's not too late for an emergency
stop if you speak now!
[18:12] Princess
So excited!
[18:13] Vanilla
Hey, tell me your secret!
[18:15] Vanilla
Hurry up and tell me!
[18:16] Vanilla
Your secret!
[18:17] Princess
I can't wait!
[18:53] Princess
Okay!
[18:54] Princess
This next climb goes up to the very top!
[18:57] Princess
I'm so stoked—
[18:57] Vanilla
When I go to bed, I can't sleep
without my stuffed animal.
[19:04] Princess
What are you going on about?
[19:08] Princess
Wait, are you scared?
[19:12] Vanilla
Damn it!
[19:15] Vanilla
That's right. I'm scared.
[19:18] Vanilla
The truth is, I can't handle
regular roller coasters, either.
[19:21] Vanilla
I'm scared of how fast they go and
how it feels like you'll fall off.
[19:26] Vanilla
How pathetic for someone who
carries the Peschutz blood.
[19:30] Vanilla
What a disgrace.
[19:32] Vanilla
My life is over!
[19:35] Princess
That's incredible!
[19:39] Princess
You're scared of roller coasters, but
you're riding one for my torture?
[19:41] Vanilla
Huh?
[19:42] Princess
That takes real guts!
[19:44] Princess
I really admire that!
[19:47] Princess
Give me your hand.
[19:48] Princess
Just for a second.
[19:54] Princess
See, now you're fine.
[19:57] Princess
I'll never let go.
[20:00] Princess
You won't fall off.
[20:02] Princess
I'll make sure you don't!
[20:11] Vanilla
So fast! So fast!
[20:13] Vanilla
The wind and shaking is
more intense than before!
[20:19] Vanilla
But...
[20:21] Vanilla
It's not as scary as before.
[20:30] Princess
That was awesome!
[20:33] Torture
It appears that you failed at your torture.
[20:38] Vanilla
Yeah.
[20:41] Vanilla
It's my loss.
[20:46] Princess
Princess.
[20:48] Princess
Is there something you want me to tell you?
[20:51] Princess
The loser reveals a secret.
[20:53] Princess
Those are the rules.
[20:55] Ex
Is that what the rules were?
[21:00] Princess
Okay, then tell me...
[21:04] Princess
What attraction would you enjoy going on?
[21:08] Princess
We came all the way here to this park.
[21:10] Princess
I want all of us to have fun!
[21:17] Vanilla
Yeah!
[21:43] Vanilla
I-I'm the daughter of the
noble House of Peschutz!
[21:46] Vanilla
Harm-Marshal Vanilla Peschutz!
[21:49] Vanilla
I won't be beguiled by some mere princess!
[23:27] Vanilla
I may have failed today, but next time...