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[00:00] Narration
    Many moons have passed since the Imperial
    Army went to war with the Hellhorde.
[00:08] Narration
    The royal princess, Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion,
[00:12] Narration
    ends up being taken prisoner
    in the midst of fierce battle.
[00:18] Narration
    Subjected to all manners of
    torture day in and day out,
[00:24] Narration
    she endures these indignities
    without so much as a peep.
SIGN    Pop
SIGN    Pop
[00:29] Narration
    She reveals not the secrets
    of the Royal Empire.
SIGN    Dumb Face-o-Meter
[00:32] Narration
    Yes, by no means will she speak.
[00:36] Narration
    The princess does not give in.
[00:38] Narration
    No, she will never give in!
[00:43] Narration
    And so, the torture continues
    today, yet again...
[00:55] Princess
    So cute!
SIGN    Krall Regiment
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Snowball
[00:58] Princess
    They're healing my soul!
SIGN    Krall Regiment
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Callie
[01:01] Princess
    Meow, what's gotten into you?
[01:04] Princess
    Purr-haps you wanna hear a secret?
[01:06] Princess
    Actually, the king...
[01:07] Ex
    Your Highness!
[01:09] Ex
    Why are you offering secrets?!
[01:11] Princess
    That was close!
[01:12] Princess
    They're just too darn cute!
[01:15] Krall
    Isn't it a bit late to
    be taking that attitude?
[01:20] Krall
    Princess, it's time for some torture!
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[02:55] Krall
    Princess, it's time for some torture!
[02:59] Krall
    How about it, Princess?
[03:01] Krall
    For today's torture, Callie
    loves to snuggle up,
[03:06] Krall
    and Snowball loves sleeping
    in people's laps!
[03:10] Krall
    It's totally impossible to hold
    out against such cuteness!
[03:13] Princess
    Curses!
[03:14] Ex
    I bet Her Highness is going
    to spill the beans again...
[03:18] Princess
    Hey!
[03:19] Princess
    It's true that in the past, I almost gave in
    to Maomao-chan and Hngy-Baby's cuteness...
[03:25] Princess
    But I've never once confessed
    because they were cute!
[03:29] Ex
    Now that you mention it!
[03:30] Ex
    Wait, you were about to talk just now...
[03:32] Princess
    I held out, didn't I?
[03:34] Princess
    A testament to my willpower!
[03:36] Ex
    Oh...
[03:37] Princess
    Anyway, Krall-chan!
[03:39] Princess
    Cuteness alone...
[03:42] Princess
    won't be enough to make me fold!
[03:45] Krall
    I see.
[03:47] Krall
    But you haven't seen the worst
    part of this torture yet!
[03:53] Princess
    Bluffing, I see.
[03:55] Princess
    Kitties are at their max cuteness
    from the very beginning.
[03:58] Princess
    It can't go any higher!
[04:01] Krall
    I knew that all along, baby!
[04:07] Ex
    What's the matter, Your Highness?
[04:09] Princess
    Well...
[04:14] Krall
    Looks like it's started.
[04:17] Krall
    Your legs have gone numb!
[04:20] Princess
    You fiend!
[04:22] Princess
    Could it be that from the moment
    you placed Snowball in my lap...
[04:26] Krall
    Yep!
[04:27] Krall
    This was my goal all along!
[04:29] Ex
    If your legs are numb, can't you
    just move the white cat off you?
[04:34] Princess
    Ex.
[04:36] Princess
    I can't do that.
[04:38] Ex
    What?
[04:39] Princess
    If I did that...
[04:42] Princess
    I would wake Snowball up!
SIGN    Zzz
    Zzz...
[04:46] Krall
    What are you gonna do, Princess?
[04:48] Krall
    I can gently take Snowball into my arms
    without waking her up, if you want.
[04:55] Princess
    Don't underestimate me.
[04:57] Princess
    I am Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[05:01] Princess
    I've fought my way to victory
    while enduring serious wounds.
[05:06] Princess
    Compared to that, these
    numb legs are no big deal!
[05:11] Princess
    I'll withstand the pain
    until Snowball wakes up!
[05:16] Krall
    Really?
[05:18] Krall
    Don't forget, Snowball's
    not the only kitty here.
[05:27] Princess
    Callie!
[05:29] Krall
    Callie loves to snuggle up...
[05:34] Princess
    Don't do it, Callie!
[05:38] Princess
    I know you want to, but please...
[05:41] Princess
    I'm begging you, Callie!
[05:43] Princess
    Spare me! Please, spare me!
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[05:58] Ex
    Are you okay, Your Highness?!
[06:03] Princess
    Darn you, Callie!
[06:05] Princess
    You may look cute, but
    that's downright mean!
[06:08] Princess
    Unforgivable!
[06:09] Princess
    I'll never forgive you!
[06:16] Princess
    All forgiven!
[06:17] Ex
    Your Highness?!
[06:19] Princess
    Krall-chan, can I play with Callie?
[06:22] Krall
    You betcha, baby!
[06:25] Princess
    Here, this is payback!
[06:28] Princess
    Nuzzle, nuzzle!
[06:30] Krall
    Princess, wanna give her a snack?
[06:32] Princess
    Yeah, totally!
[06:38] Princess
    You're so adorable!
[06:42] Krall
    Did you get sick of being held, Snowball?
[06:47] Ex
    Ah! A little higher!
[06:51] Torture
    They truly are elite members
    of the therapeutic unit.
[06:56] Torture
    What did he think of today's secret?
[06:59] Kanadge
    His Majesty actually left early today to
    prepare for important business tomorrow.
[07:05] Torture
    What?
[07:06] Kanadge
    Tomorrow is Princess
    Maomao-chan's field day.
SIGN    Today's Event
    Hellholm
    Pre-School
    Field Day
SIGN    Hellgrove Park
[07:10] Kanadge
    His Majesty's waking up early to line
    up and secure a spot for his family.
SIGN    Line
    ends
    here
[07:15] Torture
    I see.
[07:17] Torture
    That is of the utmost importance.
[07:21] Torture
    Field day...
[07:24] Torture
    I'll need to go to cheer her on!
[07:29] Torture
    I must make a packed lunch
    and invite the princess!
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture,"
    Princess
SIGN    Field Day
[07:42] Song Recording
    Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom
SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School
SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School
[07:46] Song Recording
    Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom
SIGN    Hell-Lord
SIGN    Main Desk
[07:50] Song Recording
    Pre Pre-School
[07:53] Song Recording
    Pre Pre-School
SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School
SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School
[08:02] Emcee
    That was the second-year class with
    the Hellholm Pre-School March!
[08:06] Princess
    Ah, so adorable!
[08:09] Princess
    I don't know them, but they're cute.
[08:11] Princess
    I'll talk.
[08:12] Ex
    Your Highness?
[08:14] Princess
    When's Maomao-chan's event?
[08:16] Torture
    Let's see...
[08:18] Torture
    It's coming up next, actually.
[08:20] Torture
    See, she's waiting at the entrance gate.
[08:23] Princess
    You're right!
[08:24] Princess
    Hey! Maomao-chan!
[08:29] Emcee
    The next event will be the
    third-year class race!
[08:34] Hell-Lord
    Blast it! How maddening!
[08:37] Hell-Lord
    Maomao-chan's big moment is here,
    yet this camera is broken!
[08:42] Hell-Lord
    Curse you, humans!
[08:45] Kanadge
    Your Majesty, the humans
    are not to blame here.
[08:48] Kanadge
    You forgot to take the lens cap off.
[08:50] Emcee
    Okay, everyone who's up next,
    please wait at the starting line!
[08:55] Makki
    I won't lose!
[08:57] Youki
    Oh!
[08:58] Youki
    Insuke's next to Princess Maomao-chan!
[09:01] Princess
    Insuke?
[09:02] Inki
    M-My little brother.
SIGN    Inki's Little Brother
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Insuke
[09:05] Inki
    Look, over there.
[09:07] Princess
    I see him!
[09:07] Princess
    He looks like you!
[09:09] Torture
    They're about to begin.
[09:11] Teacher
    On your marks!
[09:13] Teacher
    Get set!
[09:16] Emcee
    They're off to a good start!
[09:18] Hell-Lord
    You can do it!
[09:20] Emcee
    Okay, everyone! Best of luck!
[09:23] Torture
    Princess Maomao-chan...
[09:25] Group
    Insuke! Go get 'em!
[09:27] Princess
    Go Maomao-chan!
[09:40] Emcee
    Goal!
[09:43] Youki
    Awesome!
[09:44] Inki
    Insuke's the winner!
[09:46] Ex
    Huh? Is that okay?
[09:48] Ex
    Winning against the Hell-Lord's daughter.
[09:51] Youki
    She may be His Majesty's kid,
    but this is a fair race!
[09:55] Youki
    Insuke! You did great!
[09:58] Princess
    Maomao-chan! You tried your best!
[10:01] Hell-Lord
    That's my daughter for you.
[10:04] Hell-Lord
    Excellent running.
[10:07] Narration
    The field day continues!
[10:27] Princess
    So cute, so cute!
[10:30] Torture
    It's great seeing these
    young kids try their best.
[10:33] Torture
    Princess.
[10:34] Torture
    We're going to go help move some
    equipment for the afternoon events.
[10:39] Youki
    We'll be back soon.
[10:40] Princess
    Sure, see you later!
[10:43] Emcee
    Next up, the third-year class
    parent participation event,
[10:47] Emcee
    Tag Team Kangaroo!
[10:49] Princess
    Ah!
[10:49] Princess
    There's Maomao-chan!
[10:52] Ex
    Parent event?
[10:54] Ex
    So that must mean...
[11:06] Princess
    That's...
[11:10] Princess
    the Hell-Lord!
[11:15] Princess
    The Hell-Lord.
[11:16] Emcee
    Guardians, please line up
    at the starting position!
[11:17] Princess
    It's my first time seeing him.
[11:20] Emcee
    Get set!
[11:20] Princess
    So that's the empire's...
[11:25] Princess
    No, humanity's enemy!
[11:28] Princess
    The embodiment of evil!
[11:31] Princess
    Ruler of all monsters!
[11:33] Princess
    Their fearsome leader!
[11:35] Princess
    A symbol of absolute power!
[11:38] Princess
    Nah, that can't be him.
[11:40] Princess
    There's no way that's the Hell-Lord.
[11:42] Ex
    Yes, I'm sure he's just a body double.
[11:44] Ex
    The Hell-Lord would never
    come to a school field day.
[11:50] Kanadge
    Excellent work out there, Your Majesty.
[11:54] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School
[11:56] Hell-Lord
    I see the princess has come to watch.
[11:59] Kanadge
    Yes.
[12:00] Kanadge
    It seems she's enjoying the proceedings.
[12:03] Hell-Lord
    Not a care in the world, I see.
[12:05] Hell-Lord
    Unaware of the hellish fate that
    awaits her in the afternoon.
[12:10] Kanadge
    Hellish fate?
[12:11] Hell-Lord
    After hearing that the princess was
    here, I made some preparations.
[12:16] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[12:18] Hell-Lord
    For a face-to-face battle
    between the two of us!
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
SIGN    Hellgrove Park
SIGN    Today's Event
    Hellholm Pre-School
    Field Day
[12:35] Emcee
    We will now be taking a break for lunch.
[12:43] Princess
    Wow, lunchboxes!
[12:45] Insuke
    Whoa, that looks great!
[12:47] Youki
    What a feast!
[12:49] Princess
    Did you make this yourself, Torture?
[12:51] Torture
    I hope you find it agreeable.
[12:54] Inki
    Y-You're awesome, Grand Inquisitor!
[12:57] Youki
    Yeah, yeah!
[12:58] Princess
    Torture!
[13:00] Princess
    Thanks!
[13:05] Insuke
    Yay! Let's dig in already!
[13:09] Princess
    Is this another torture method?!
[13:10] Torture
    Today is Saturday.
[13:12] Torture
    We've never tortured you
    on weekends, have we?
[13:15] Ex
    No toxic overwork in the Hellhorde, huh?
[13:17] Princess
    I guess that's true!
[13:20] Princess
    Time to eat!
[13:22] Group
    Let's eat!
[13:24] Princess
    First, some fried chicken!
[13:29] Princess
    Mm, so good!
[13:32] Torture
    I'm afraid the fried chicken
    is frozen rather than homemade.
[13:35] Princess
    Frozen fried chicken usually isn't crispy
    or tender, but it's still good somehow!
[13:41] Youki
    What do you like best, Insuke?
[13:43] Insuke
    The salmon rice ball for me!
[13:45] Inki
    I think I like the sausages the best.
[13:48] Inki
    They're twice as delicious when
    they're shaped like octopuses!
[13:52] Youki
    You're right!
[13:54] Youki
    Octopus sausages rule!
[13:59] Princess
    It's nice eating lunch outside like this.
[14:02] Princess
    Oh!
[14:03] Princess
    Maomao-chan's eating lunch with
    her surrogate guardian, too!
[14:07] Ex
    That's quite the prime location.
[14:09] Ex
    Do you think they used the
    Hell-Lord's authority?
SIGN    The Hell-Lord worked hard to secure this spot
[14:15] Youki
    Last one's all mine!
[14:17] Inki
    Ah, there's no more fried chicken!
[14:20] Princess
    You don't hold back, You-chan!
[14:22] Youki
    Yummy!
[14:23] Insuke
    The shrimp patty's mine!
[14:25] Princess
    Meat, meat!
[14:27] Youki
    Fried shrimp for me!
[14:28] Insuke
    Me too!
[14:30] Torture
    Hey!
[14:32] Torture
    Make sure you all eat your veggies as well!
[14:35] Group
    Yes!
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture,"
    Princess
[14:41] Emcee
    We will now begin the field
    day afternoon program.
SIGN    Hellgrove Park
[14:45] Krall
    Hngy-Baby, they're having their field day!
[14:49] Emcee
    Our next event is the third-year
    class borrowing race!
[14:54] Insuke
    All right, time for our final battle!
[14:56] Maomao-Chan
    Insuke-kun, I won't lose this time!
[14:59] Princess
    Maomao-chan, you got this!
[15:01] Group
    Go Insuke!
[15:04] Kanadge
    Please let me handle the camera.
[15:07] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[15:09] Hell-Lord
    It seems you've managed to work it out.
[15:13] Hell-Lord
    This borrowing race is where the princess
    and I will have our face-to-face battle!
[15:19] Kanadge
    I had no idea!
SIGN    What is a "borrowing race"?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    A simple explanation
[15:22] Narration
    What is a "borrowing race"?
[15:26] Narration
    You run until you reach the piece
    of paper placed on the track,
SIGN    Hat
[15:29] Narration
    borrow the item written on the
    piece of paper from the audience,
[15:33] Narration
    and run with it to the finish line!
[15:36] Narration
    In other words, a scavenger hunt!
SIGN    °Children who can't read yet can ask
    a teacher standing by
[15:42] Hell-Lord
    I arranged beforehand the prompt
    that Maomao-chan will get.
[15:47] Kanadge
    What?!
SIGN    Someone
    you
    like
[15:49] Hell-Lord
    Her prompt is "someone you like."
[15:53] Hell-Lord
    I'm certain that Maomao-chan will choose me!
[15:57] Hell-Lord
    I hear the princess gets along with
    Maomao-chan, but friendship only goes so far.
[16:03] Hell-Lord
    I'll show her our unbreakable
    bond and put her in her place!
[16:10] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh-heh.
[16:17] Emcee
    Okay, they're all off to a good start!
[16:20] Emcee
    They're starting to pick up the
    papers with their prompts.
[16:22] Emcee
    What will they find written on there?
SIGN    Someone
    you
    like
[16:27] Maomao-Chan
    Someone you like?
SIGN    Someone
    you
    like
SIGN    Minivan
[16:30] Insuke
    Minivan?
[16:33] Emcee
    Oh!
[16:33] Emcee
    It looks like Princess Maomao-chan's
    prompt is "someone you like!"
[16:37] Princess
    Huh?
[16:38] Princess
    What if she ends up picking me?
[16:40] Princess
    If the enemy empire's princess showed
    up at the Hellhorde's field day,
[16:44] Princess
    you think that'd cause problems?
[16:46] Ex
    What?
[16:47] Ex
    Isn't it a bit late for that?
[16:48] Makki
    Hey!
[16:49] Makki
    Does anyone here have a sacred blade?
SIGN    Sacred blade
[16:53] Ex
    You rang?
[16:54] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[16:56] Hell-Lord
    Guess I should get going.
[17:04] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[17:07] Maomao-Chan
    Come with me!
[17:09] Emcee
    Now then, who has Princess
    Maomao-chan picked?
[17:15] Emcee
    It's Her Majesty!
[17:18] Emcee
    No one can challenge a mother's throne!
[17:21] Maomao-Chan
    Mama, hurry up!
SIGN    Queen
    Lulune
[17:25] Lulune
    I won't lose!
[17:38] Hell-Lord
    I really am quite busy, with my address
    at the closing ceremony and all,
[17:42] Hell-Lord
    so I would have been at a loss if
    she asked me in the first place.
[17:46] Hell-Lord
    Maomao-chan was just being thoughtful,
    so it's not that she prefers Lulune over me.
[17:50] Hell-Lord
    Any Hell-Lord would feel the same way...
[17:51] Kanadge
    Slow down!
[17:53] Princess
    Maomao-chan's mom is so pretty!
[17:56] Inki
    You can do it, Insuke!
[17:59] Princess
    Maomao-chan, don't give up!
SIGN    Your fave
[18:03] Preschooler A
    Hey missy, can I borrow that bear?
[18:07] Krall
    You betcha, baby!
[18:10] Maomao-Chan
    We're gonna get first place together, Mama!
[18:19] Ex
    What kind of punishment is this?!
[18:21] Insuke
    Hey!
[18:23] Insuke
    Why can't this thing go any faster?
[18:27] Emcee
    Everyone's running toward the finish line!
[18:31] Emcee
    Who will take first?
[18:36] Emcee
    It's Princess Maomao-chan!
[18:41] Princess
    You did it, Maomao-chan!
[18:43] Torture
    What a close race!
[18:46] Maomao-Chan
    Mama!
[18:48] Lulune
    You did great.
[18:50] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh-heh...
[18:55] Emcee
    To wrap things up, let's all dance
    to the Hellholm Pre-School March!
[19:00] Emcee
    Everyone in the audience,
    please feel free to join in!
[19:04] Princess
    Huh? Can I dance as well?
[19:06] Youki
    Yeah, go for it!
[19:08] Inki
    We do it every year!
[19:10] Torture
    We're all ready to go, too!
SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School
SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School
[19:22] Group
    Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom!
[19:26] Group
    Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom!
[19:30] Group
    Pom-pom, Hellholm, pom pom-pom!
[19:34] Group
    Pre Pre-School!
[19:38] Group
    Pre Pre-School!
[19:48] Emcee
    And now for the closing ceremony
    address from His Majesty.
SIGN    Hellholm Pre-School
[19:52] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[19:54] Hell-Lord
    I've witnessed all of
    your growth here today.
[19:58] Hell-Lord
    Today's field day was a success
[20:01] Hell-Lord
    thanks to the hard work each
    and every one of you put in.
[20:06] Hell-Lord
    I hope you all take pride in that fact.
[20:09] Princess
    The Hell-Lord's body double
    gives a good speech.
[20:12] Ex
    Absolutely.
[20:14] Hell-Lord
    All of you here...
[20:18] Hell-Lord
    get these bear medals as a reward!
[20:29] Maomao-Chan
    Missy!
[20:33] Princess
    Maomao-chan!
[20:34] Maomao-Chan
    Yay!
[20:36] Princess
    I saw how great you did out there!
[20:38] Maomao-Chan
    Yeah!
[20:39] Maomao-Chan
    I got to be number one!
[20:42] Princess
    Mm-hmm!
[20:44] Lulune
    Hello there.
[20:47] Lulune
    Thank you for always looking
    after my daughter.
[20:49] Princess
    Not at all!
[20:50] Princess
    It's always a pleasure
    to be tortured by her.
[20:55] Princess
    Maomao-chan's mother...
[20:58] Princess
    She seems so nice.
[21:04] Maomao-Chan
    Bye-bye, missy!
[21:07] Maomao-Chan
    See you later!
[21:08] Princess
    Bye-bye!
[21:10] Torture
    'Tis time for us to make
    our return, Princess.
[21:13] Inki
    Princess-chan, if you don't hurry up...
[21:16] Youki
    We'll leave you behind!
[21:18] Princess
    Sorry! I'll be right there!
[21:28] Princess
    That was so much fun!
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[21:33] Ex
    Why?
[23:06] Hell-Lord
    Maomao-chan!
[23:08] Hell-Lord
    Which picture book should I...
[23:11] Lulune
    Shh!
SIGN    Morning for Pighoof
[23:18] Lulune
    She's already fast asleep.
[23:20] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[23:21] Hell-Lord
    Looks like I don't get to read
    her a picture book tonight.
SIGN    Morning for Pighoof
[23:28] Lulune
    Good night.
[23:30] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[23:31] Hell-Lord
    Sweet dreams.