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[00:19] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[01:59] Torture
    Princess, today's torture
    is beach sword fighting.
[02:05] Torture
    The rules are simple.
[02:07] Torture
    Pop the balloons on your
    opponents’ heads to win.
SIGN    Lieutorment
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Youki
SIGN    Lieutorment
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Inki
[02:10] Ex
    How is this torture, exactly?
[02:12] Torture
    Your opponents shall be Youki and Inki.
[02:14] Torture
    Should you lose, Princess, you will
    divulge the empire's secrets.
[02:19] Princess
    I see. So, what if I win?
[02:23] Youki
    You think you can win?
[02:25] Inki
    Snicker.
[02:27] Princess
    What?
[02:29] Youki
    We're champions of the Hell-Lord's
    beach sword fighting tag team tournament.
[02:34] Inki
    F-For two years in a row.
SIGN    5th Hell-Lord's Beach Sword Fighting Tournament
[02:37] Ex
    Sounds like the Hell-Lord
    holds some fun events.
[02:41] Inki
    W-We're the strongest members
    of the Hellhorde's forces.
[02:45] Youki
    There's no way you can defeat us!
[02:50] Princess
    You heard them.
[02:53] Torture
    Very well. In the event you win,
[02:56] Torture
    I shall grant you any request.
[02:59] Princess
    Anything?
[03:01] Torture
    Yes. I shall even set you free.
[03:04] Princess
    Well, well.
[03:09] Torture
    Let the battle begin!
[03:13] Youki
    Let's go, In-chan. We’ll
    start with Strategy B-shift.
[03:17] Inki
    Got it.
[03:18] Youki/Id
    With Strategy B, I draw the enemy's
    attention with my swift movements...
[03:22] Inki/Id
    While I—
[03:25] Both
    What?
[03:28] Youki
    No way.
[03:30] Ex
    What did you expect?
[03:31] Ex
    Her Highness is the Princess and
    Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[03:37] Ex
    There's no way just the two
    of you could defeat her.
[03:39] Inki
    S-So you really are a commander.
[03:44] Princess
    Rude!
[03:46] Princess
    Since I was a young girl,
[03:48] Princess
    I was trained in the art of the sword by
    top-class swordsmen of the Imperial Army.
[03:58] (Flashback) Jimochi
    Spin ten times, and then start running.
[04:00] (Flashback) Jimochi
    Whoever touches the tree first wins.
[04:03] (Flashback) Ex
    Teach her to use a sword.
[04:04] (Flashback) Young Princess
    Whoever reaches the tree first gets all
    of tonight's dessert to themselves.
[04:08] (Flashback) Ex
    Learn to use a sword!
[04:13] (Flashback) Jimochi
    There!
[04:15] (Flashback) Jimochi
    I win!
[04:18] Princess
    Jimochi taught me everything there is to know
[04:20] Princess
    about swordplay and the brutality of combat.
[04:24] Princess
    There's no way you could defeat me.
[04:28] Ex
    Based on that anecdote,
    I think they could beat you.
[04:32] Princess
    It’s just you now, You-chan.
[04:36] Youki
    Princess-chan, remember the rules.
[04:40] Youki
    Pop the balloons to win.
    There are no other rules.
[04:44] Youki
    I summon thee, my final weapon!
[04:48] Youki
    In other words, all that matters
    is that you pop the balloons!
SIGN    Gatling Water Gun
SIGN    Youki Custom
[04:54] Youki
    This water gun can fire 45 shots per second.
[05:04] Youki
    I win! Victory is mine!
[05:07] Youki
    What?!
[05:09] Torture
    Oh, no. After all we've been
    through, I'd forgotten.
[05:13] Torture
    The Princess’ swordsmanship is truly
    top-level, even for the Imperial Army!
[05:19] Torture
    She’s a proper warrior!
[05:22] Youki
    Crud. I'm out of ammo.
[05:25] Torture/Id
    At this rate, I'll be forced
    to release the Princess.
[05:29] Torture/Id
    I must join the fight.
[05:32] Torture/Id
    No, I can't.
[05:33] Torture/Id
    When I first explained the rules, I said
    her opponents would be Youki and Inki.
[05:39] Torture/Id
    What should I do?
[05:43] Devil Torture
    Ignore the rules.
    Do whatever it takes to win.
[05:47] Torture/Id
    The devil on my shoulder.
SIGN    Torture Party
[05:50] Politician Torture
    You must only make an effort
    to keep your public promises.
[05:53] Politician Torture
    You needn't actually keep them.
[05:55] Torture/Id
    The politician on my shoulder.
[05:57] Writer Torture
    Besides, it would be no fun
    if she won too easily.
[06:02] Torture/Id
    The writer.
[06:03] Revolutionary Torture
    With passion, we can change
    the world, and even rules.
[06:07] Torture/Id
    The revolutionary.
[06:11] Torture/Id
    They're right.
[06:13] Torture
    Releasing the Princess
    is out of the question.
[06:20] Princess
    It sure feels nice to move around.
[06:24] Princess
    This is fun!
[06:29] Princess
    It’s time to end this, You-chan.
[06:33] Krall
    Hold up, Princess-chan!
[06:39] ---
    Crab
SIGN    Hell-Lord's Daughter
    Ultimate Hyper Legendary
    Cadet Harm-Marshal
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Maomao-chan
SIGN    Krall Regiment
    Combat Soldier
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Mad Wolf
[06:41] Maomao
    Prepare yourself!
SIGN    Beastmaster
    Krall
SIGN    Combat Soldier
    Fourth Class
    &
    Pain-Private
    Giant
SIGN    Torturer's Aide
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Datarma
SIGN    Hellholm Cafeteria Staff
    Kitchen Sub-Leader
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Mad Kaiser
SIGN    Weaponsmith and Pain-Private
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Gilga
SIGN    Grand Inquisitor
    Torture Tortura
SIGN    A Passing Seagull
[06:56] Princess
    Guys!
[06:58] Torture
    We won't let you have your
    way any longer, Princess.
[07:01] Princess
    All right. Bring it on, all of you.
[07:04] Inki
    Go, You-chan!
SIGN    Disqualified
[07:06] Youki
    What?!
[07:07] Ex
    You can do it, Your Highness!
[07:12] Princess
    Gotcha!
[07:13] Krall
    On your guard, Princess-chan!
[07:15] Princess
    Too easy, Krall-chan!
[07:23] Youki
    I knew you would slide!
[07:24] Youki
    Gotcha!
[07:28] Princess
    And I knew you would do that.
[07:36] Inki
    You-chan's in trouble.
[07:39] Youki
    If this is how it’s gonna be…
[07:41] Youki
    It’s a free-for-all!
[08:01] Maomao
    Stop right there!
[08:05] Maomao
    Princess!
[08:07] Princess
    This is so much fun!
[08:10] Maomao
    I caught you!
[08:11] Princess
    You caught me!
SIGN    The Princess
    had fun
[08:41] Princess
    That was so much fun.
[08:52] Ex
    Wait, what? What happened to being released?
[09:06] Louch
    Your Highness.
[09:08] Louch
    Previously and the time before that,
    I failed because I was too focused on my spell.
[09:14] Louch
    But this time,
[09:16] Louch
    I, Louch Brittan, the White Knight,
    will be sure to save you.
SIGN    Imperial
    First
    Legion
SIGN    Louch
    Brittan
[09:26] Hell-Lord
    Who are you?
[09:34] Louch/Id
    I couldn't sense him at all.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[09:48] Hell-Lord
    You’re a human, aren't you?
[09:51] Hell-Lord
    What are you doing here?
[09:53] Louch/Id
    A demon. His presence is overpowering.
[09:57] Louch/Id
    He's no ordinary demon.
[10:00] Louch
    First strike.
[10:02] Louch
    Holy Moon!
[10:07] Hell-Lord
    Are you perhaps lost?
[10:12] Hell-Lord
    Settle down.
[10:13] Hell-Lord
    I understand why a human would feel
    uneasy if they wandered into this place.
[10:19] Louch
    Brittan Clan Swordstyle,
[10:22] Louch
    Lightning Hurricane!
SIGN    Lightning Hurricane
[10:26] Hell-Lord
    I just happened by here.
[10:28] Louch
    Lightning Hurricane! Lightning
    Hurricane! Lightning Hurricane!
[10:29] Hell-Lord
    I did not come to harm you.
[10:31] Hell-Lord
    I was out attending a voice
    actor's release event.
[10:35] Hell-Lord
    I simply came across you on my way back.
[10:38] Louch
    Release event?
[10:40] Hell-Lord
    Normally, I watch quietly from
    the back with my arms folded,
[10:44] Hell-Lord
    but today, I moved up a
    bit towards the front.
[10:48] Hell-Lord
    Because I did, I felt more
    like a part of the concert.
[10:53] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh.
[10:57] Louch/Id
    A demon would never attend a release event.
[10:59] Louch/Id
    It must be some kind of
    terrible code word.
[11:03] Louch/Id
    In that case…
[11:06] Louch
    Focusing mana.
[11:12] Louch
    White Knight Magic,
[11:14] Louch
    Holy Shine!
SIGN    Holy Shine
[11:28] Louch
    That should do it.
[11:31] Hell-Lord
    Have you settled down some?
[11:34] Louch
    Impossible.
[11:37] Louch
    The recoil from my attack—
[11:52] Louch
    Why did you save me? I'm a human.
[11:55] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh. Your life has
    value, just like mine.
[11:59] Hell-Lord
    Besides, that adornment on your neck…
[12:05] Hell-Lord
    It’s the emblem of the protagonist's unit
[12:08] Hell-Lord
    from the Mobile Cavalry Soul
    Cross anime, is it not?
SIGN    Mobile Cavalry Soul Cross
[12:16] Louch
    How do you know that?
[12:17] Louch
    No one’s ever noticed before because
    it blends in with the rest of my outfit!
[12:21] ---
    Geh-heh-heh.
[12:23] Hell-Lord
    I have one as well.
[12:28] Hell-Lord
    This emblem is truly well-made. It
    looks just like it does in the anime.
[12:33] Louch
    You get it!
[12:34] Hell-Lord
    I have thoughts about items from
    anime being turned into merch.
[12:38] Hell-Lord
    I wish they would stop including
    pictures of characters.
[12:41] Hell-Lord
    The inclusion of such images
    ruins the world building.
[12:45] Hell-Lord
    I wish to own the same
    items as the characters.
[12:48] Louch
    Exactly!
[12:54] Louch
    I apologize for suddenly attacking you.
[12:56] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh. It’s fine.
[13:10] Louch/Id
    I see. Not all demons are bad,
    nor are they my enemies.
[13:18] Louch/Id
    Only the Hell-Lord and his
    forces are my enemies.
[13:22] Louch/Id
    I mustn't fail to recognize that.
[13:26] Louch
    Well, I suppose I should leave.
[13:28] Hell-Lord
    Didn't you have something to do here?
[13:31] Louch
    I've spent too long here already.
    I'll return another day.
[13:35] Louch
    If we meet again…
[13:38] Louch
    Let's discuss anime once more.
[13:41] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh. Of course.
[13:49] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh, scrub-a-heh-heh.
[13:59] Maomao
    Papa's in a good mood.
[14:02] Lulune
    He said he made a new friend.
SIGN    Mobile Cavalry Soul Cross
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[14:21] Vanilla
    Yes! A match!
[14:23] Vanilla
    That’s three in a row.
    That just leaves six more.
SIGN    Harm-Marshal
    Vanilla Peschutz
[14:27] Vanilla
    I shall find the remaining matches
    in one go, without any errors.
[14:34] Vanilla
    Another pair.
[14:36] Vanilla
    Nothing beats playing memory with cards.
[14:42] Vanilla
    Besides, I can play by myself.
[14:45] Vanilla
    I wonder if it would be
    more fun with friends.
[14:49] Vanilla
    What am I thinking?
[14:51] Vanilla
    I am the daughter of the
    noble House of Peschutz.
[14:55] Vanilla
    I need no friends.
[14:56] Vanilla
    Papa and Mama often tell me to enjoy
    myself unfettered by the family name,
[15:01] Vanilla
    but my pride would never allow that.
[15:07] Vanilla
    But…
[15:10] Vanilla
    The amusement park sure was fun.
[15:14] Vanilla
    Princess…
[15:17] Vanilla
    I know. I'll use this to torture her.
[15:20] Vanilla
    That’s right, it’s torture.
[15:22] Vanilla
    It’s not that I want to play with her.
[15:25] Vanilla
    Time for your torture, Princess!
[15:29] Vanilla
    Today's torture is playing cards.
[15:33] Vanilla
    If you tell me your secrets,
    you can play cards with me.
[15:37] Ex
    What kind of torture is that?
[15:39] Ex
    Do you truly believe Her Highness
    would divulge her secrets
[15:41] Ex
    just because she wants to play cards?
[15:43] Princess
    Cards are fun, aren't they?
[15:45] Ex
    Your Highness?
[15:46] Princess
    Speaking of cards…
[15:50] (Flashback) Young Princess
    I can't play any cards because
    I'm stuck here and here.
[15:54] (Flashback) Jimochi
    My, my. Whatever could be stopping you?
[15:58] Young Princess
    It’s you, Jimochi!
[15:59] (Flashback) Jimochi
    What will you do?
[16:01] (Flashback) Jimochi
    You can only pass one more
    time, Your Highness.
[16:05] (Flashback) Jimochi
    Will you pass again?
[16:09] (Flashback) Young Princess
    Pass.
[16:10] (Flashback) Jimochi
    I win!
[16:12] (Flashback) Jimochi
    At this rate, tomorrow night's
    dessert will be all mine as well.
[16:18] (Flashback) Young Princess
    I want dessert!
[16:24] Princess
    The frustration of defeat.
[16:26] Princess
    Every tear I shed made my mind stronger.
[16:30] Ex
    Your Highness, you must've really
    regretted not eating that dessert.
[16:34] Princess
    That’s just how fun playing cards is.
[16:36] Ex
    What?
[16:37] Princess
    Oh, but that doesn't mean
    I'd reveal any secrets.
[16:41] Princess
    I can resist playing cards.
[16:44] Ex
    Are you sure about that?
SIGN    BADOOM
[16:46] Princess
    Anyway, it’s an attractive
    invitation, but I must decline.
[16:50] Vanilla
    What? But…
[16:52] Vanilla
    Playing with cards is fun. Really fun.
[16:56] Vanilla
    It can be something basic, like what
    you had for breakfast this morning.
[17:01] Princess
    I probably shouldn't be saying this,
[17:03] Princess
    but that's not a secret you
    need to extract from me.
[17:07] Princess
    Wait a minute. Do you want
    to play cards with me?
[17:11] Vanilla
    O-Obviously not!
[17:13] Vanilla
    It’s not like I want to
    play Old Maid together,
[17:17] Vanilla
    which can only be played
    with at least two players.
[17:20] Vanilla
    I definitely don't want to
    play President or Speed either.
[17:23] Ex
    Just laying it all out there, aren't you?
[17:25] Princess
    If you want to play, then
    you should just say so.
[17:29] Vanilla
    I am the daughter of the
    noble House of Peschutz.
[17:33] Vanilla
    I don't experience the
    flippant desire to play cards.
[17:36] Vanilla
    A proud lady like myself needs no friends!
[17:42] Princess
    All right. I'll tell you a secret.
[17:45] Ex
    Your Highness?
[17:47] Princess
    I also believed that a proud
    knight like myself needs no friends.
[17:54] Princess
    But…
[18:10] Princess
    The truth is…
[18:14] Princess
    I wanted friends.
[18:26] Vanilla
    Me, too.
[18:38] Princess
    Come on. I've told you my secret.
[18:42] Princess
    Let's play.
[18:45] Vanilla
    Okay.
[18:51] Princess
    Which card is the Joker?
[18:53] Vanilla
    Hey, that's not fair.
[18:55] Princess
    Come on, hurry up.
[18:58] Vanilla
    Let's see. This one.
[19:00] Princess
    Oh? You're sure you want that one?
[19:03] Ex
    Ah, I see.
[19:06] Vanilla
    Uh, um…
[19:08] Vanilla
    Actually, I want this one.
SIGN    Vanilla made
    a friend
[19:15] Hell-Lord
    I see. So the Princess wanted friends.
[19:20] Kanadge
    Yes, Your Majesty.
[19:21] Kanadge
    Perhaps she'd been avoiding it until
    now since she'd been betrayed before.
[19:26] ---
    Geh-heh-heh.
[19:28] Hell-Lord
    I'm glad she made a friend.
[21:09] Torture
    Send off the report...
SIGN    Send Daily
    Report
[21:13] Torture
    And work is done.
[21:20] Torture/Id
    What should I have for dinner?
[21:23] Torture/Id
    Tonight, I have business outside the
    house, so perhaps I'll eat out.
SIGN    Meal Tickets
[21:56] Employee
    Welcome.
[22:04] Torture/Id
    A roast beef bowl. I didn't
    know they offered that.
[22:09] Torture/Id
    Curry. Come to think of it, I often
    hear the curry is delicious as well.
[22:15] Torture/Id
    Perhaps I'll order some next time.
[22:18] Torture/Id
    But I end up ordering the same thing
    despite thinking that every time.
[22:25] Employee
    Thanks for waiting.
[22:29] Torture/Id
    A chicken and egg bowl.
[22:30] Torture/Id
    I've tried all kinds
    of chicken and egg bowls,
[22:33] Torture/Id
    but nothing beats the chicken and egg
    bowl served by this beef bowl chain.
[22:38] Torture/Id
    This spoon that makes it so easy
    to eat is a delight as well.
[22:51] Torture/Id
    Yes, this. This was the right choice.
[22:55] Torture/Id
    The strength of chains is their ability to
    provide the exact same flavor you imagine every time.
[23:02] Torture/Id
    After eating more than half, add a sprinkle
    of soy sauce to modify the flavor.
[23:08] Torture/Id
    Now it’s time for round two.
[23:24] Torture/Id
    Since it’s a bit chilly tonight,
    I can tell how warm my stomach feels.
[23:29] Torture/Id
    Now then.
[23:33] Torture/Id
    Time to buy tissues and head home.