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SIGN Harm-Marshal
Vanilla Peschutz
[00:08] (Flashback) Vanilla
A proud lady like myself needs no friends!
[00:12] (Flashback) Princess
All right. I'll tell you a secret.
[00:15] (Flashback) Ex
Your Highness?
[00:17] (Flashback) Princess
I also believed that a proud
knight like myself needs no friends.
[00:24] (Flashback) Princess
But...
[00:26] (Flashback) Princess
The truth is...
[00:27] (Flashback) Princess
I wanted friends.
[00:30] (Flashback) Vanilla
Me, too.
[00:38] Vanilla
My very first friend!
[00:41] Vanilla
I want to hang out with
her, just the two of us!
[00:45] Vanilla
But I'm the daughter of the
noble House of Peschutz.
[00:49] Vanilla
It'd be totally unacceptable to invite her!
[00:53] Vanilla
The princess should be the one who asks me!
[00:55] Vanilla
Nothing says a prisoner can't invite
her torturer to go have some fun!
[01:01] Vanilla
No, that's not it.
[01:04] Vanilla
It's not the family name that's stopping me.
[01:08] Vanilla
I just can't work up the courage.
[01:11] Vanilla
Blaming my upbringing
for my own cowardice...
[01:14] Vanilla
Some Peschutz I am!
[01:17] Vanilla
It's time to show my courage and rise up!
[01:22] Vanilla
But where could we even go?
[01:32] Jimochi
Zoom!
[01:35] Jimochi
Yay!
[01:36] Princess
Wow!
[01:38] Princess
How did you do that?!
[01:40] Jimochi
Not telling!
[01:41] Ex
What are you watching?
[01:42] Princess
Not fair!
[01:42] Princess
Oh, a video of Jimochi and me going
ice skating after ditching lessons.
[01:47] Ex
That damn geezer, I swear...
[01:48] Princess
You're so awesome, Jimochi!
[01:49] Princess
Man, I'd love to go skating again.
[01:53] Ex
Ice skating sounds great!
[01:55] Princess
You can skate, Ex?
[01:57] Ex
My specialty is the quadruple Salchow!
[02:00] Princess
Huh...
[02:02] Ex
Ah! You don't believe me!
[02:04] Vanilla
Ice skating! That's it!
[02:08] Narration
The House of Peschutz.
[02:10] Narration
Descended from Melaarc Peschutz,
[02:13] Narration
the clandestine right-hand
man of the first Hell-Lord,
[02:16] Narration
they are a noble clan of vampires.
[02:18] Narration
They will use any means necessary to
achieve their ends, stopping at nothing.
[02:23] Narration
Rumors say they are the most ruthlessly
brutal among the Hellhorde.
SIGN Current Head
Aliotto Peschutz
[02:30] Aliotto
Book it out!
SIGN Aliotto's Wife
Extrac Peschutz
[02:33] Extrac
What's the matter, dear?
[02:35] Aliotto
Honey!
[02:36] Aliotto
We need to book out all of Peschutz
Ice Skating Rink for tomorrow!
[02:40] Extrac
Book it out?
[02:41] Extrac
That's impossible on such short notice.
[02:43] Extrac
We have group reservations—
[02:44] Aliotto
Listen to what Vanilla-chan just told me!
[02:48] (Flashback) Vanilla
Papa.
[02:49] (Flashback) Vanilla
Can I get a ticket for the ice rink?
[02:53] (Flashback) Aliotto
Vanilla-chan, you know you can ask the
front desk and get in without a ticket.
[02:57] (Flashback) Vanilla
Ah, um, well...
[03:01] (Flashback) Vanilla
I wanted to go with a friend.
[03:04] (Flashback) Aliotto
A friend?!
[03:06] Aliotto
Fr-Frie... Friend... Fr...
[03:06] (Flashback) Vanilla
Yeah.
[03:08] (Flashback) Vanilla
The other day, for the first time...
[03:10] (Flashback) Vanilla
I made a friend.
[03:12] Aliotto
Fr-Friend...
[03:12] (Flashback) Vanilla
I made a friend...
[03:18] Extrac
Let's book it out!
[03:20] Aliotto
So that Vanilla-chan can spend a
day having fun with her friend!
[03:24] Extrac
The cancellation fees for the reservations
are a small price to pay!
[03:29] Narration
They will use any means necessary to
achieve their ends, stopping at nothing.
[03:33] Narration
That is the way of the
noble House of Peschutz.
[03:41] Vanilla
Hmm...
[03:42] Vanilla
I don't think this is it.
[03:44] Vanilla
I know!
[03:47] Vanilla
The outfit I saved to wear
on a special occasion.
[03:55] Vanilla
There we go!
[03:56] Vanilla
Perfect for my first time
hanging out with a friend!
SIGN Peschutz Ice Skating Rink
SIGN Notice for Visitors
We are booked today for
a private event.
We apologize to all
of our customers.
Thank you for your
understanding.
[04:08] Princess
Wow! This place is huge!
[04:10] Princess
Not a scratch on the ice!
[04:13] Vanilla
What do you think, Princess?
[04:15] Vanilla
The noble House of Peschutz
[04:16] Vanilla
is focused more on the sports industry
than vampire services nowadays.
[04:20] Ex
Vampirism is a business now?
[04:22] Vanilla
This ice rink is operated
by the Peschutz family!
[04:25] Vanilla
Thanks to my noble powers,
it's booked out for the day!
[04:29] Princess
B-Booked out?!
[04:31] Vanilla
Well?
[04:31] Vanilla
Do you feel humbled?
[04:32] Princess
That's amazing, Vanilla-chan!
[04:36] Vanilla
Yeah...
[04:38] Vanilla
Well, the amazing ones are
actually Mama and Papa.
[04:41] Vanilla
O-Okay, should we skate toge—
[04:44] Princess
I get it.
[04:45] Princess
So today's torture is ice skating!
[04:47] Vanilla
Huh?
[04:48] Princess
You prepared this torture knowing
that I wanted to go skating!
[04:52] Princess
Pretty good, Vanilla-chan!
[04:55] Vanilla
I-I sure am!
[04:57] Princess
But you forget that I'm the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion!
[05:02] Princess
I will not lose to ice skating!
[05:05] Vanilla
Dang it!
[05:06] Vanilla
Now it's being treated like torture!
[05:10] Princess
Go on!
[05:10] Princess
Show me your skating form!
[05:13] Princess
If I end up tempted and step
into the rink, I lose!
[05:15] Princess
Well, I'll definitely resist, though!
[05:17] Ex
If only you had more to show
for that big talk of yours...
[05:20] Princess
Go on now, Vanilla-chan!
[05:23] Vanilla
Ah, yeah...
[05:26] Vanilla
Okay, Princess.
[05:29] Vanilla
Time for your torture...
[05:39] Vanilla
Ah, whoops.
[05:41] Vanilla
I've never ice skated before.
[05:44] Vanilla
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
[05:48] Vanilla
I was too busy thinking about
hanging out with the princess!
[05:51] Vanilla
I completely forgot that I can't skate!
[05:54] Vanilla
And my clumsy way of inviting her
made her think this is torture...
[05:59] Vanilla
Ah, jeez!
[06:04] Vanilla
If I knew this would happen...
[06:07] Vanilla
I wouldn't have worked up my courage...
[06:23] Princess
I made it!
[06:25] Vanilla
Princess?
[06:27] Vanilla
Um, by entering the rink...
[06:29] Princess
Yeah, I admit defeat.
[06:32] Princess
But more importantly, I'm
glad you didn't fall over.
[06:38] Vanilla
Prinshess!
[06:41] Princess
Huh?
[06:41] Princess
What's wrong, Vanilla-chan?
[06:43] Princess
Calm down!
[06:44] Princess
I'll tell you a secret!
[06:46] Vanilla
You don't need to do that!
[06:48] Princess
Huh? Why not?
[06:50] Vanilla
B-Because...
[06:52] Vanilla
t-today wasn't supposed to be...
[06:54] Princess
Wait, this wasn't torture, and you
just wanted to go skating with me?
[07:01] Vanilla
N-No way!
[07:03] Vanilla
It's not like I'd ever... ever...
[07:10] Princess
It's fine, I'll share a secret.
[07:14] Princess
Today's secret is...
[07:16] Princess
the imperial technique to
get better at skating!
[07:29] Princess
Yeah, that's it.
[07:31] Princess
Try not to kick backwards, but
use the side of your foot.
[07:35] Princess
Well? Think you got it?
[07:37] Vanilla
Yeah.
[07:38] Vanilla
This is fun!
[07:40] Princess
Glad to hear it!
[07:43] Princess
Vanilla-chan, that outfit
looks great on you.
[07:47] Princess
So cute!
[07:48] Vanilla
Prinshess!
SIGN The two of them
had fun
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
[07:52] Princess
Up you go!
[07:54] Vanilla
Up I go?!
[07:58] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[08:05] Torture
Is something the matter?
[08:06] Torture
You seem quite listless.
[08:09] Torture
Are you feeling unwell?
[08:10] Princess
What?!
[08:11] Princess
H-Hmph! In your dreams!
[08:15] Princess
I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion!
[08:18] Princess
I'm in tip-top shape at all times!
[08:20] Princess
There's no way that I'd be feeling sick!
[08:25] Torture
Did you think the slightest change
to your condition would escape me?
[08:32] Torture
37.2 degrees.
[08:34] Princess
See?
[08:35] Princess
Told you it wasn't a big deal!
[08:37] Torture
What are you talking about?
[08:39] Torture
Considering your normal body temperature,
this is plenty worrisome.
[08:44] Torture
I'm sure you must be feeling quite ill.
[08:47] Torture
Ex, whose power is intertwined with you,
is all tuckered out and silent.
[08:53] Torture
I'll call off today's torture,
so please get some rest.
[08:59] Princess
I'm an Imperial Commander,
and yet you take pity on me?
[09:04] Princess
How utterly insulting!
[09:09] Princess
It's so soft and warm!
[09:14] Princess
During marches, I would have
to camp outside a lot.
[09:19] Princess
My body's capable of sleeping comfortably
even in rocky areas and other hard places...
[09:23] Princess
But a futon really does feel so nice!
[09:27] Torture
Would you prefer congee or udon for lunch?
[09:31] Princess
I get to pick?!
[09:32] Princess
Um, in that case...
[09:35] Princess
Udon!
[09:45] Princess
It's good!
[09:48] Princess
Pudding!
[09:50] Princess
I can have it?
[09:51] Torture
It's a special treat for today.
[09:55] Princess
Hooray!
SIGN Demon World
Shocking
SIGN 5th Appearance
After 10 Years
SIGN Actor: Kyo Yoshizawa
[10:01] Emcee
How've you been?
[10:03] Emcee
Did you cut your hair?
[10:04] Bamboo Pole Truck
Bamboo! Bamboo poles!
[10:04] Emcee
Boy, we received more
flowers than ever today!
[10:09] Emcee
Huh? There's even some from Hige and Nazca!
[10:13] Emcee
Ah, you starred in that drama with them!
[10:16] Torture
That should do it.
[10:17] Torture
Princess, are you thirsty?
SIGN The princess
got some sleep
[10:29] Hell-Lord
What?
[10:30] Hell-Lord
The princess caught a cold?
[10:32] Kanadge
Yes.
[10:33] Kanadge
Torture is currently nursing
her back to health.
[10:35] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[10:37] Hell-Lord
Hope she feels better.
[10:39] Kanadge
It seems that humans have difficulty with
the Demon World's wild temperature swings.
[10:44] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[10:46] Hell-Lord
Humans are such fragile
and delicate creatures.
[10:50] Hell-Lord
So be it!
[10:51] Hell-Lord
If that's the case, then let her keep
the futon even after she recovers!
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
SIGN The princess made
a full recovery
[11:12] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[11:17] Princess
What's wrong, Torture?
[11:18] Princess
You don't seem very chipper.
[11:19] Torture
No, that's not true at all...
[11:23] Princess
Did you think the slightest
change to your condition...
[11:26] Princess
would escape me?!
[11:29] Torture
Well done, Princess.
[11:31] Torture
It seems I can't keep a secret from you.
[11:33] Princess
What happened?
[11:35] Torture
This is classified information, actually...
[11:37] Torture
but there are going to be
personnel transfers tomorrow.
[11:40] Ex
The Hellhorde's got personnel
shakeups, too, huh?
[11:43] Princess
By personnel transfers, you mean
like changing departments?
[11:48] Torture
Yes.
[11:49] Torture
In other words, our torture
sessions together...
[11:53] Torture
might end after today.
[11:55] Princess
What?!
[11:57] Princess
As a high-ranking grand inquisitor,
shouldn't you be safe?!
[12:01] Torture
Torturers are a specialist position,
so transfers are very rare.
[12:05] Torture
But I can't say for certain.
[12:07] Torture
There's also the possibility of being moved
from the trenches to a board position.
[12:11] Torture
And not just me, of course.
[12:13] Torture
Someone else could end up
being transferred as well.
[12:16] Princess
No way...
[12:17] Princess
And tomorrow's the announcement...
[12:20] Princess
Will you be notified before then?
[12:22] Torture
No.
[12:23] Torture
On the morning of, it will
be posted by the entrance.
SIGN Hellhorde Personnel
SIGN Hellhorde Personnel
[12:27] Ex
What is this, a classroom shuffle?
[12:29] Torture
Of course, I could continue to
be entrusted with you as well.
[12:35] Princess
Torture...
[12:37] Princess
Even if they split us up, we should
still grab lunch together...
[12:41] Ex
What is this, a classroom shuffle?
[12:42] Torture
Oh, my apologies.
[12:44] Torture
I didn't mean to make things so somber.
[12:47] Torture
This might be our last time, so we
wouldn't want to end on such a sad note!
[12:52] Princess
I will not give in!
[12:55] Princess
When you said that this
might be our last time,
[12:57] Princess
I made up my mind to never give in today!
[13:00] Princess
Torture! You'll never make
me surrender as you are!
[13:06] Princess
Not while you're alone, that is!
[13:12] Ex
What?
[13:16] Torture
Is that right?
[13:17] Torture
Then I suppose I have no
choice but to call for help.
[13:22] Torture
The final torture...
[13:24] Torture
Everyone, assemble!
[13:28] Vanilla
Here we go, Prinshess!
[13:30] Maomao-Chan
Here we come!
[13:31] Group
Get ready, Princess-chan!
[13:35] Torture
Prepare yourself, Princess!
[13:37] Princess
Let's go!
[13:39] Princess
I am the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion!
[13:43] Princess
I will never submit to such
feeble torture as this!
[13:54] Demon A
Where'd you end up?
[13:55] Demon B
It says I'm in the Fourth Army!
SIGN The next day
[13:57] Demon C
Whoa, look who's moving up.
[13:59] Demon D
Wowie.
[14:00] Demon E
We'll need to celebrate.
SIGN Hellhorde Personnel
[14:10] Princess
Torture!
[14:12] Torture
Princess?!
[14:14] Torture
What are you doing out—
[14:18] Princess
Awesome! We're all together again!
[14:22] Inki
G-Grand Inquisitor.
[14:25] Inki
It's an honor to report to you again.
[14:29] Youki
We'll torture 'em real good!
[14:35] Torture
Princess, I look forward to
spending more time together.
[14:39] Princess
Yeah!
[14:40] Princess
Just know that I won't surrender!
SIGN The princess
confessed
[16:43] Princess
Where am I?
[16:45] Hell-Lord
So you've come to.
[16:52] Hell-Lord
We've been reincarnated in another world.
[16:57] Princess
What?
[16:59] Ex
What's the meaning of this?
[17:01] Princess
The Hell-Lord's body double!
[17:02] Princess
Please explain this!
SIGN The princess and Ex think the Hell-Lord is his own body double
[17:04] Hell-Lord
Just as we'd all gathered
for a game of basketball...
[17:10] Hell-Lord
Do you remember the lightning strike
during that sudden thunderstorm?
[17:14] Hell-Lord
It looks like that caused our
reincarnation in this parallel world.
[17:19] Hell-Lord
We're still alive, so maybe it's
teleportation to a parallel world?
[17:22] Hell-Lord
Either way, you see it all the time in anime.
[17:25] Princess
I don't watch anime.
[17:26] Hell-Lord
O-Oh.
[17:28] Ex
So we're in a different world than our own?
[17:31] Princess
How do we get back?
[17:33] Hell-Lord
The way it usually works is you can
go back once you save the world.
[17:38] Hell-Lord
I woke up around two hours
earlier than you did.
[17:41] Hell-Lord
I've been exploring our surroundings here.
[17:45] Hell-Lord
It looks like this world is under the
reign of one known as the Black Monarch,
[17:50] Hell-Lord
who causes the populace great suffering.
[17:52] Ex
The Black Monarch?!
[17:53] Hell-Lord
To reach the Black Monarch's palace,
[17:56] Hell-Lord
one must vanquish the Four Horsemen of
Darkness, who reside in the Black Tower.
SIGN The Black Tower
[18:02] Hell-Lord
As for the Four Horsemen, I defeated them
all while I happened to be out investigating.
SIGN The Four Horsemen of Darkness
[18:07] Ex
You defeated them?!
[18:09] Hell-Lord
As I wandered the Dark Wastelands...
SIGN The Dark Wastelands
[18:15] (Flashback) Garyuo
Never thought someone would show
up and beat the Four Horsemen.
[18:19] (Flashback) Garyuo
But don't get cocky just yet.
[18:22] (Flashback) Garyuo
Did you know?
[18:23] (Flashback) Garyuo
The Four Horsemen of Darkness have
a Dark Power Level of 15 at best!
[18:28] Ex
Explain this Dark Power Level thing first!
[18:31] (Flashback) Garyuo
I am Garyuo!
SIGN Garyuo
[18:33] Garyuo
My Dark Power Level is 100!
SIGN Dark Power Level:
[18:41] Hell-Lord
After defeating Garyuo,
[18:43] Hell-Lord
the Gate of Darkness leading
to the Black Palace appeared.
[18:47] Ex
Garyuo got done in with his introduction!
SIGN Gate of Darkness
[18:51] Hell-Lord
I passed through the Gate of
Darkness to the Black Palace.
SIGN The Black Palace
[18:54] Hell-Lord
Awaiting me there were the
Black Monarch's loyal minions:
[18:59] Hell-Lord
The Nine Darknesses.
SIGN Minions of the Black Monarch: The Nine Darknesses
[19:00] Hell-Lord
All mighty warriors, with Dark
Power Levels exceeding 5,000.
[19:04] Ex
The irreversible power
inflation's already begun!
[19:08] Hell-Lord
Well, I managed to take them
down after this and that,
[19:11] Hell-Lord
and thus, I reached the throne
room of the Black Monarch.
[19:15] Ex
"This and that" are all the
Nine Darknesses get, huh?
SIGN Steamed Buns of Darkness
[19:24] (Flashback) Black Monarch
So you've made it this far.
SIGN The Black Monarch
[19:27] (Flashback) Black Monarch
Unfortunately for you,
[19:29] (Flashback) Black Monarch
my Dark Power Level is...
[19:31] (Flashback) Black Monarch
980,000.
SIGN Dark Power Level:
[19:33] Ex
Now I feel sorry for Garyuo, showing
off with a Dark Power Level of 100.
[19:37] (Flashback) Black Monarch
What's more, without the
heavenly dragons' treasure,
[19:41] (Flashback) Black Monarch
the Sacred Skymitar, my
body cannot be pierced.
[19:44] Ex
Why is he giving you hints
on how to beat him?
[19:47] Hell-Lord
And so, I went into battle
against the Black Monarch!
[19:54] Ex
What's with the song?!
[20:03] Hell-Lord
No manner of slashing spell was able to
make even a scratch on the Black Monarch.
[20:11] (Flashback) Black Monarch
Is that all you've got?!
[20:12] (Flashback) Black Monarch
My Soul of Darkness, imbued with
the power of the Black Moon,
[20:15] (Flashback) Black Monarch
has been led by the Dark Light and
burns darkly with the Black Flames,
[20:19] (Flashback) Black Monarch
mastering the Way of the Dark!
[20:21] (Flashback) Black Monarch
The Road of Darkness!
[20:23] Ex
Dirt cheap prices on darkness!
[20:26] (Flashback) Black Monarch
Now it's time I make my move.
[20:28] (Flashback) Black Monarch
I'll finish you off and engulf the world
in darkness with my Dark Power Level.
[20:35] (Flashback) Black Monarch
Black Sword!
[20:37] (Flashback) Black Monarch
Can you withstand my Special Dark Attack?!
[20:47] (Flashback) Black Monarch
Eh?
[20:51] Hell-Lord
My slashing spells had no effect on him.
[20:56] Hell-Lord
So I punched the living
daylights out of him.
[21:09] Ex
Man, this is long...
[21:25] Hell-Lord
And so, I vanquished the Black
Monarch, and returned here.
[21:30] Ex
So you saved the world in
two hours, give or take?
[21:33] Group
What?
[21:35] Princess
The body double saved the world?
[21:37] Hell-Lord
I normally try and act
with the utmost caution,
[21:40] Hell-Lord
but I couldn't forgive the Black Monarch
after learning of his evil deeds.
[21:44] Hell-Lord
Also, I've always dreamed of being
reincarnated in another world...
[21:49] Hell-Lord
So I got a little excited!
[21:51] Hell-Lord
So I got a little excited!
[21:53] Hell-Lord
So I got a little excited!
[21:57] Ex
Such strength for only a body double...
[21:59] Princess
Yeah, the Imperial Army's in danger.
[22:02] Hell-Lord
The Imperial Army commands a
much larger force than we do.
[22:06] Hell-Lord
Besides...
[22:07] Hell-Lord
What good can come from crushing your
opponent with overwhelming force?
[22:18] Villager Man 1
The Black Clouds have vanished!
[22:20] Villager Woman 1
Could it be that the Black Monarch...
[22:23] Villager Man 2
Th-That reminds me, earlier...
[22:25] Villager Man 2
A strange man came around asking
about the Black Monarch.
[22:30] Village Elder
It's the great hero...
[22:33] Villager Man 3
That can't be!
[22:34] Villager Woman 2
"When the world falls to darkness, a hero
bearing a sacred sword will appear."
[22:39] Villager Woman 2
The one from that legend?!
[22:40] Villager Man 4
Wait, the legend says that a new
calamity appears with the hero, too!
[22:44] Villager Man 4
The King of the Demon World!
[22:46] Village Elder
He must have defeated the King
of the Demon World as well.
[22:52] Village Elder
Praise be to the hero!
[23:09] Youki
Princess-chan!
[23:10] Torture
Just where have you two been?
[23:14] Princess
Man, looks like we ended
up in another world.
[23:17] Kanadge
I'm relieved to see you safe.
[23:19] Maomao-Chan
I was real worried after
you left all of a sudden!
[23:22] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh.
[23:23] Hell-Lord
I'm sorry about that.
[23:26] Hell-Lord
Well then, let's take it from the top...
[23:31] Hell-Lord
And have ourselves a nice
game of basketball!
[23:34] Group
Yeah!
[23:36] Narration
The torture will continue!
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