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[00:00] Narration
The war between the Imperial Army and the
Hellhorde has raged on for many years...
[00:09] Narration
In the midst of battle, the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion
[00:17] Narration
falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.
[00:21] Narration
The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
Imperial secrets from the princess...
[00:27] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[00:31] Narration
...mercilessly subjects her
to torture day after day.
[00:46] Louch
So that's Hellholm.
[00:49] Louch
I'm here to save you...
[00:52] Louch
Your Highness!
[00:59] Princess
A theme park?
[01:01] Youki
Yeah!
[01:02] Youki
We just found out we have tomorrow off.
[01:04] Inki
S-So we were thinking of going.
[01:06] Inki
Wanna tag along, P-Princess-chan?
[01:09] Princess
There's no way!
[01:11] Princess
I'm a prisoner here!
[01:12] Youki
You should see if the grand
inquisitor will let you go!
[01:17] Youki
C'mon!
[01:22] Princess
Okay! I'll ask!
[01:25] Group
Awesome!
[01:27] Princess
I shouldn't just assume she'll say no!
[01:30] Youki
That's right!
[01:31] Inki
I-I'm sure it'll be real fun with you there.
[01:34] Youki
You said it!
[01:35] Ex
C'mon, it's not happening.
[01:38] Torture
You cannot go.
[01:39] Ex
Well, duh.
[01:40] Princess
You heartless monster!
[01:42] Princess
Are you saying that as a
prisoner subject to torture,
[01:45] Princess
I don't have the freedom
to visit a theme park?!
[01:47] Ex
I'm shocked that you thought you did.
[01:51] Torture
That said, how does this sound?
[01:55] Torture
I shall consider it in exchange
for an imperial secret.
[01:58] Ex
You dirty scoundrel!
[02:00] Ex
So this is your torture for today?!
[02:02] Ex
I bet there is no theme park trip.
[02:04] Ex
It was all a trick to
make Her Highness talk!
[02:06] Torture
On the contrary.
[02:08] Torture
I would not stoop so low.
[02:10] Torture
I imagine they invited you with
naught but pure intentions.
[02:15] Ex
Don't let her fool you, Your Highness!
[02:18] Torture
Right then, onto business...
[02:21] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[04:00] Torture
You've been silent for an
hour and counting now.
[04:04] Torture
Are you sure about this?
[04:05] Torture
The park is almost about to open.
[04:08] Torture
If you confess, I can send you to the
park with a teleportation spell.
[04:13] Torture
Don't you want to enjoy
yourself with the others?
[04:17] Ex
Your Highness,
[04:18] Ex
Youki and Inki were simply
acting on her orders.
[04:21] Ex
Their invite was nothing but a sham.
[04:23] Princess
Rest assured, Ex.
[04:25] Princess
I am Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
[04:29] Princess
I've seen my fair share of battles.
[04:33] Princess
There are times when those
I considered comrades...
[04:38] Princess
ended up betraying me.
[04:51] Princess
This is nothing new to me.
[04:54] Princess
I won't give in, by any means.
[05:00] Torture
'Tis time for the park to open.
[05:02] Torture
I regret to say that you
have bested me on this day.
[05:06] Ex
Y-Your Highness.
[05:08] Ex
Please don't let it get to you.
[05:10] Princess
I'm totally fine!
[05:11] Princess
I told you, I'm used to it!
[05:15] Princess
That said...
[05:16] (Flashback) Youki
We're friends, aren't we?
[05:19] (Flashback) Inki
I-I'm sure it'll be real fun with you there.
[05:22] (Flashback) Youki
You said it!
[05:24] Princess
I might have wanted to go on
that trip a little bit...
[05:29] Ex
Your Highness...
SIGN Youki
[05:38] Youki
We'll be waiting outside until you get here!
SIGN We'll be waiting outside
until you get here~
SIGN Inki
SIGN We'll be waiting~
[05:41] Inki
We'll be waiting!
[05:46] Princess
Our friendship is the real deal!
[05:50] Princess
I'll tell you!
[05:52] Torture
I told you they weren't lying...
SIGN The princess
confessed
[05:58] Youki
Did Princess-chan reply yet?
[06:09] Princess
I'm here!
[06:10] Youki
Oh, there you are!
[06:12] Inki
Th-That outfit...
[06:13] Youki
You look super cute!
[06:15] Princess
Really?
[06:17] Youki
All right!
[06:18] Youki
Let's have ourselves a blast today!
[06:20] Group
Yeah!
[06:24] Princess
This is so fun!
[06:26] Princess
I'm so happy!
[06:27] Princess
What a brand-new experience!
[06:29] Princess
It's so nice to have friends!
[06:31] Princess
Having fun with others makes it two,
three, four, five times as fun!
[06:39] Princess
My heart won't stop dancing with joy!
[06:49] Princess
Welcome to Tokyo...
[06:54] Torture
Yes.
[06:55] Torture
It took until the very end, but we've
finally obtained a useful piece of intelligence.
[07:00] Torture
Their king... prefers sea over land.
[07:04] Torture
Will the secret we've coaxed
out of her today suffice?
[07:08] Torture
What?
[07:10] Torture
Oh, yes.
[07:12] Torture
The same as always.
[07:13] Torture
What?!
[07:15] Torture
Understood.
[07:18] Torture
Tomorrow's torture session...
[07:21] Torture
will be handled personally
by His Majesty's daughter?
[07:26] Louch
Earthen cradle under heaven's watchful gaze.
[07:30] Louch
Hush-a-bye baby.
[07:32] Louch
March thee onward, to the city
cloaked in night eternal.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[07:37] Princess
Besties for life!
[07:48] Princess
Why are you kneeling?
[07:51] Princess
Oh, is it me?
[07:52] Princess
Have you realized how great I am?
[07:54] Ex
I'm pretty sure it's not that.
[07:56] Torture
I kneel not in deference to you, Princess.
[08:01] Torture
Today's torture will be performed
by His Majesty's daughter.
[08:05] Ex
The daughter of the Hell-Lord?!
[08:07] Torture
Indeed.
[08:09] Torture
The only daughter of His
Majesty the Hell-Lord.
[08:12] Torture
Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal...
SIGN Hell-Lord's Daughter
Hyper Cadet Harm-Marshal
Maomao-chan
[08:18] Torture
Her Highness Princess Maomao-chan.
[08:19] Princess
So cute!
[08:21] Princess
Oh, what a cutie pie!
[08:24] Princess
So small!
[08:25] Princess
How old are you, Maomao-chan?
[08:27] Princess
Go on, go on!
[08:28] Princess
Ask me whatever you want!
[08:30] Ex
Your Highness?
[08:32] Princess
I-It's not what you think, Ex.
[08:34] Princess
I was just trying to get some information
out of the Hell-Lord's daughter.
[08:39] Ex
Look me in the eye and say that.
[08:41] Ex
She's the daughter of none
other than the Hell-Lord.
[08:43] Ex
Don't let her age catch you off guard!
[08:45] Maomao-Chan
Nuh-uh.
[08:48] Maomao-Chan
I'm no good at all.
[08:52] Maomao-Chan
Everyone has big hopes for
me because of my dad...
[08:55] Maomao-Chan
but I've never gotten anything
out of anyone with torture.
[09:02] Maomao-Chan
I... must not be cut out to be a torturer...
[09:11] Princess
That's not true!
[09:12] Princess
That's not true at all, Maomao-chan!
[09:15] Princess
Even if it seems like nothing
ever goes your way,
[09:17] Princess
I promise your efforts will pay off one day!
[09:20] Ex
Your Highness, why are you
encouraging the enemy?
[09:23] Princess
So be a brave girl now, and torture me!
[09:28] Maomao-Chan
Thanks, missy!
[09:31] Princess
Oh, you're adorable! I'll talk!
[09:32] Ex
Don't jump the gun, Your Highness!
[09:34] Maomao-Chan
Okay!
[09:35] Maomao-Chan
Well then...
[09:37] Maomao-Chan
It's time for torture, Princess!
[09:42] Maomao-Chan
Um, this is bubble wrap.
[09:44] Maomao-Chan
I love popping the bubbles.
[09:48] Maomao-Chan
So popping them in front of
you should make you jealous!
SIGN Pop
SIGN Pop
SIGN Pop
SIGN Pop
SIGN Pop
SIGN Pop
SIGN Pop
[10:02] Maomao-Chan
Well? Aren't you so jealous?!
[10:06] Princess
God, she's cute.
[10:08] Princess
To be honest, I don't feel jealous at all.
[10:10] Princess
And yet, I want to tell
her a secret so badly!
[10:13] Ex
Keep it together, Your Highness!
[10:14] Torture
Princess Maomao-chan, you're almost there.
[10:19] Maomao-Chan
How about this, then?
[10:22] Maomao-Chan
My awesome move where you
pop a whole bunch at once!
[10:32] Maomao-Chan
This bold move uses up a
ton of bubbles in no time,
[10:37] Maomao-Chan
so I only use it on very special days!
[10:40] Princess
This is killing me more than
any of the previous tortures!
[10:43] Ex
Hang in there, Your Highness!
[10:44] Ex
Get a hold of yourself!
[10:46] Maomao-Chan
Okay, just a little more!
[10:48] Maomao-Chan
Um, next is...
[10:53] Maomao-Chan
I'm all out of bubbles to pop...
[10:58] Maomao-Chan
I messed up at torturing again...
[11:02] Maomao-Chan
After I tried so hard, too...
[11:06] Princess
I'll tell you everything!
SIGN The princess
confessed
[11:13] Torture
I see.
[11:14] Torture
So this is the Imperial Army's secret code.
[11:17] Maomao-Chan
Am I done with all my work now?
[11:19] Torture
Yes, that's right.
[11:21] Torture
'Twas perfect, Princess Maomao-chan.
[11:24] Torture
And now that she's divulged her secret,
we're done with the princess.
[11:28] Torture
Feel free to do as you wish with her.
[11:32] Maomao-Chan
Um, then...
[11:38] Maomao-Chan
Let's play a game of tag!
[11:42] Princess
Sure!
[11:46] Princess
Maomao-chan!
[11:48] Princess
Look, I'm right here!
[11:51] Maomao-Chan
Wait for me!
[11:54] Princess
C'mon, catch me if you can!
[11:56] Maomao-Chan
Okay!
[11:57] Maomao-Chan
I'll get you!
[12:00] Ex
Your Highness, did you
just undo your chains?
[12:00] Princess
Over here!
[12:02] Maomao-Chan
Wait up, missy!
[12:03] Maomao-Chan
Tag!
[12:05] Princess
Ah, you got me!
[12:07] Maomao-Chan
Now you're it!
[12:11] Hell-Lord
Well, well.
SIGN Play nice
Aim to learn
Live
positively
[12:12] Hell-Lord
So this is their secret code.
[12:15] Kanadge
Yes, sir.
[12:16] Kanadge
Let us make haste and deliver that
note to the Chief Officer of Combat.
[12:20] Hell-Lord
Not a chance!
[12:22] Hell-Lord
This is Maomao-chan's first
accomplishment at work!
[12:25] Hell-Lord
I'm going to frame it and hang it in my home.
[12:29] Hell-Lord
I won't let anyone else see it!
SIGN Play nice
Aim to learn
Live
positively
[12:34] Louch
March thee onward, to the city
cloaked in night eternal.
[12:38] Louch
Head yonder to dreams impossible.
[12:42] Louch
Earthen cradle under heaven's watchful gaze.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[12:54] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[12:57] Ex
What's with the getup?
[12:59] Torture
You see, today's torture...
[13:04] Torture
is xiaolongbao.
[13:06] Ex
Wha—?!
[13:06] Ex
Chinese food!
[13:08] Ex
This is bad.
[13:09] Ex
Truth be told, Her Highness
loves Chinese cuisine!
[13:13] Ex
It might be hard for her to
overcome today's torture!
[13:17] Ex
Not that she ever overcomes them!
[13:21] Ex
Huh?
[13:22] Ex
Is something the matter, Your Highness?
[13:24] Ex
What happened to your usual dumb face?
[13:26] Princess
Looks good...
[13:27] Princess
Dumb face?!
[13:30] Princess
It's true that I love Chinese food.
SIGN Baminyan
[13:34] Princess
Jimochi would secretly take me to Baminyan,
SIGN Baminyan
[13:38] Princess
the Chinese restaurant, after my lessons.
[13:40] Ex
Not again, you old fart!
[13:42] (Flashback) Princess
Mapo, gyoza, fried rice...
[13:45] (Flashback) Princess
I can't pick just one!
[13:47] (Flashback) Jimochi
Then let's order everything
and put it all on one plate!
[13:54] (Flashback) Princess
Yeah!
[13:59] Princess
But even for a Chinese
cuisine die hard like me...
[14:03] Princess
Xiaolongbao are another story!
[14:05] Princess
After all, xiaolongbao
are filled with soup,
[14:07] Princess
and always burn the inside of my mouth!
[14:10] Ex
What a pathetic reason.
[14:12] Ex
But if that's the case, we
stand a chance of prevailing!
[14:15] Princess
Yeah.
[14:16] Torture
Princess.
[14:17] Torture
That's because you don't know the
proper way to eat xiaolongbao.
[14:22] Princess
The proper way to eat them?
[14:25] Torture
Instead of simply putting
one whole into your mouth,
[14:28] Torture
you begin by placing it
atop your soup spoon,
[14:31] Torture
and then break open the skin.
SIGN Dumb Face-o-Meter
[14:35] Ex
Your Highness!
[14:36] Ex
Keep your composure!
[14:37] Ex
Your Dumb Face-o-Meter just shot up to 70%!
[14:40] Princess
Dumb Face-o-Meter?!
[14:42] Princess
Don't you worry, Ex.
[14:44] Princess
I simply let my guard down for a moment.
[14:47] Princess
It won't happen again!
[14:49] Princess
It looked tasty for a second
there, but that's not the case.
[14:52] Princess
I mean, if you break open the skin,
[14:54] Princess
all that precious broth is
going to come spilling out!
[14:56] Torture
Indeed.
[14:57] Torture
This overflowing broth
is what you drink first.
[15:01] Princess
Wha—?!
SIGN Dumb Face-o-Meter
[15:04] Princess
That looks amazing!
[15:06] Ex
Watch out, Your Highness!
[15:08] Princess
H-Hold it.
[15:10] Princess
If you drink the broth first,
what about the actual bun?!
[15:13] Princess
Xiaolongbao without the soup...
[15:16] Princess
is just a mangled mess!
[15:18] Torture
Why, of course you mustn't drink
up all the soup just yet.
[15:23] Torture
Watch carefully.
[15:27] Princess
I-Inside the soup spoon,
[15:29] Princess
the skin, filling, and soup are
mixed together in perfect balance!
[15:34] Princess
Wh-Why, that's...
[15:38] Princess
guaranteed to taste amazing!
[15:40] Ex
Your Highness!
SIGN Dumb Face-o-Meter
[15:44] Princess
You fiend!
[15:45] Princess
You're going to devour that
incredible-looking morsel in one bite?!
SIGN The princess
confessed
[15:58] Torture
I see.
[16:00] Torture
The guards change shift every Sunday
morning, resulting in lax security...
[16:05] Princess
What?!
[16:06] Princess
Put on a bit of julienned
ginger on at the end?!
[16:08] Princess
You're telling me there are greater
heights of joy to be had?!
SIGN Dumb Face-o-Meter
SIGN Bliss-o-Meter
[16:24] Princess
I'm so happy!
SIGN Bliss-o-Meter
[16:31] Hell-Lord
Flimsy security on Sunday mornings, you say?
[16:35] Kanadge
Yes.
[16:36] Kanadge
I believe it'd be the
perfect time to strike.
[16:37] Hell-Lord
No way!
[16:39] Hell-Lord
There are so many Sunday morning
anime I want to watch.
[16:42] Hell-Lord
I prefer to watch them while they're airing.
[16:46] Kanadge
As you wish.
[16:47] Louch
Earthen cradle under heaven's watchful gaze.
[16:51] Louch
Hush-a-bye baby.
[16:53] Louch
March thee onward, to the city
cloaked in night eternal.
[16:56] Louch
Head yonder to dreams impossible.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[17:14] Princess
White rice...
[17:16] Louch
...Highness.
[17:17] Princess
...piled sky-high...
[17:18] Louch
Your Highness.
[17:20] Louch
Your Highness.
[17:24] Princess
Huh? Huh?!
[17:25] Louch
Please keep it down.
[17:27] Louch
I've cast a sleeping spell
throughout the castle,
[17:30] Louch
but we should act with the utmost silence.
[17:34] Louch
White Knight of the Imperial
First Legion, Louch Brittan.
[17:40] Louch
I've come here to fetch Your Highness.
SIGN Imperial
First
Legion
SIGN Louch
Brittan
[17:44] Louch
Your Highness?
[17:47] Narration
The princess was raised from an
early age to grow up strong,
[17:53] Fangirl A
Oh, my dear knight!
[17:53] Narration
and as girls her age dreamed of
finding their Prince Charming...
[17:55] Fangirl B
Look this way!
[17:55] Fangirl C
Marry me!
[17:58] Princess
I have no need for that.
[18:00] Princess
I shall serve as the sword who protects all!
[18:03] Narrator
Or so she said.
[18:05] Narrator
But the truth is...
SIGN Margarine
[18:09] Narrator
she was squeeing at shoujo manga.
[18:13] Narrator
What's more...
SIGN Princess...
SIGN I'm here
to save
you.
[18:15] Narrator
she dreamed of being saved
by Prince Charming.
[18:19] Narrator
No...
[18:21] Narrator
She dreamed about it like crazy!
[18:24] Princess
Y-You came to save me?
[18:27] Louch
That's right.
[18:28] Princess
What, is this a dream?
[18:30] Princess
Am I still dreaming?
[18:46] Louch
Come now, let us flee at once.
[18:49] Princess
Nope, it's reality.
[18:50] Louch
Huh?
[18:51] Princess
No, I apologize.
[18:53] Princess
You're not to blame here.
[18:55] Princess
In fact, I'd prefer to marry
someone with unassuming looks.
[18:59] Louch
I see...
[19:02] Princess
Ex is still asleep.
[19:05] Princess
So, how will we escape?
[19:08] Louch
Yes.
[19:09] Louch
Actually, I spent quite some time
searching for Your Highness,
[19:13] Louch
so the sleeping spell is about
to run out in a few minutes.
[19:16] Louch
As such, we'll use a return spell to
head straight back to the palace.
[19:20] Princess
Makes sense.
[19:22] Louch
Um, well...
[19:24] Louch
About that return spell...
[19:28] Louch
For the two of us to use it, we'll need
to cling tightly to each other...
[19:34] Princess
How innocent of you.
[19:35] Princess
I don't mind a bit of close contact.
[19:37] Princess
Don't hesitate to touch me.
[19:39] Louch
Thank you very much.
[19:41] Louch
Okay, Your Highness.
[19:43] Louch
Let me take you by the waist.
[19:45] Princess
Go on.
[19:46] Louch
Now then, I'll begin the incantation.
[19:51] Louch
Stars manifold, traverse the
nights of greater magnitude yet.
[19:52] Narrator
Needless to say, while the princess
was quick to call him innocent,
[19:54] Louch
O thou who dost seek the city.
[19:56] Narrator
she was no better.
[19:56] Louch
Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
[20:00] Louch
In the name of the kingdom of glory,
[20:00] Princess
So close!
[20:01] Princess
His face is so close!
[20:02] Louch
become as a blade to rend
the chaos of darkness.
[20:02] Princess
His voice is so close!
[20:03] Princess
A man, so close to me!
[20:05] Louch
Thou who receivest the
bounty of gilded earth.
[20:05] Princess
I can feel the warmth from his fingertips!
[20:07] Princess
This is a brand-new experience!
[20:08] Louch
Head yonder as thou art guided.
[20:09] Princess
My heart is pounding to the point
where he's starting to look handsome!
[20:11] Louch
Stars manifold, traverse the
nights of greater magnitude yet.
[20:12] Princess
And is it me, or is his voice pretty manly?
[20:14] Louch
O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:15] Princess
His dead serious profile as
he recites his incantation...
[20:16] Louch
Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
[20:17] Princess
So handsome!
[20:19] Louch
In the name of the kingdom of glory,
[20:20] Princess
He's grabbing onto me even tighter!
[20:21] Louch
become as a blade to rend
the chaos of darkness.
[20:23] Princess
I hear transportation magic
requires intense focus.
[20:23] Louch
Thou who receivest the
bounty of gilded earth.
[20:26] Princess
I guess it was true.
[20:26] Louch
Head yonder as thou art guided.
[20:28] Princess
He's gripping me with a lot of force.
[20:29] Louch
Stars manifold, traverse the
nights of greater magnitude yet.
[20:31] Princess
It hurts a little, but
I'm no delicate maiden.
[20:32] Louch
O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:34] Louch
Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
[20:35] Princess
I'm the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
[20:37] Louch
In the name of the kingdom of glory,
[20:39] Princess
This is nothing.
[20:39] Louch
become as a blade to rend
the chaos of darkness.
[20:41] Princess
And well, more importantly...
[20:42] Louch
Thou who receivest the
bounty of gilded earth.
[20:42] Princess
his hand keeps on creeping upward.
[20:44] Louch
Head yonder as thou art guided.
[20:45] Princess
He's about to reach my boobs—
[20:46] Louch
Stars manifold, traverse the
nights of greater magnitude yet.
[20:47] Princess
U-Um, excuse me...
[20:49] Louch
O thou who dost seek the city.
[20:49] Princess
It's no use!
[20:50] Princess
He's concentrating as hard as he can!
[20:52] Louch
Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
[20:52] Princess
He's completely unaware of his own hand!
[20:55] Louch
In the name of the kingdom of glory,
[20:55] Princess
Calm down.
[20:56] Princess
I threw away my womanhood
when I became a knight.
[20:57] Louch
become as a blade to rend
the chaos of darkness.
[21:00] Louch
Thou who receivest the
bounty of gilded earth.
[21:00] Princess
Even if his hand does touch my boobs—
[21:02] Louch
Head yonder as thou art guided.
[21:04] Princess
it's not a big deal!
[21:05] Louch
Stars manifold, traverse the
nights of greater magnitude yet.
[21:08] Louch
O thou who dost seek the city.
[21:09] Louch
Heed my prayer. Heed my vow.
[21:10] Princess
It would take more than that...
[21:12] Louch
In the name of the kingdom of glory,
[21:13] Princess
to make me give in!
[21:14] Louch
become as a blade that—
[21:17] Princess
Nope, ain't happening!
[21:21] Louch
Head yonder as thou art guided...
[21:27] Princess
I'm sorry, Louch.
[21:34] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[21:38] Ex
Bear with it.
[21:39] Ex
I'm sure help will come some day!
[23:14] Hell-Lord
I will say...
[23:16] Hell-Lord
The grand inquisitor just hasn't brought
me any information I can use.
[23:22] Hell-Lord
I suppose the princess is
just too formidable a foe.
[23:27] Hell-Lord
No, or perhaps...
[23:35] Hell-Lord
Bring Torture here at once!
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