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SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[01:30] Krall
Princess, time for some torture!
SIGN Beastmaster
Krall
[01:35] Princess
I see.
[01:36] Princess
Is this dog today's torture?
SIGN Krall Regiment Member
Snow
[01:41] Princess
Callie and Snowball totally
turned me into a cat person.
SIGN Zzz
Zzz...
[01:46] Princess
You think I'd succumb to a dog?
[01:50] Krall
Ah, Princess. Doggies
are super cute, too.
[01:54] Krall
Here.
[01:56] Krall
Try throwing that ball.
[02:00] Princess
What will that accomplish?
[02:12] Princess
I see. He's a rather clever dog.
[02:19] Princess
There.
[02:24] Princess
There, there. Good boy.
[02:29] Princess
You're so cute, doggy!
[02:31] Ex
Your Highness?
[02:32] Princess
At some point, I became totally
captivated by this doggy.
[02:35] Princess
Is this an illusion?
[02:37] Ex
No, you chose to act like a fool.
[02:39] Princess
Damn it. I admit, I let my guard down
for a moment, but that ends now.
[02:44] Princess
I am the proud Commander of
the Imperial Third Legion.
[02:49] Princess
We sometimes used animals in the army.
[02:52] Princess
However, unnecessary feelings
could interfere with military actions.
[02:56] Princess
We avoided getting too friendly and kept
distance between us and the animals.
[03:00] Princess
That's right. I will
never succumb to cuteness.
[03:06] Krall
That's a shame.
[03:08] Krall
‘Cause it looks like he wants
you to play with him more.
[03:13] Princess
D-Don't bother looking
at me with those eyes.
[03:22] Ex
Be strong, Your Highness.
[03:24] Krall
Oh? Check this out, Princess.
[03:27] Krall
He wants you to rub his belly.
[03:31] Ex
Your Highness, get a hold of yourself.
[03:34] Princess
Don't worry, Ex.
[03:36] Princess
It's not that the animals I
fought alongside weren't cute.
[03:41] Princess
I restrained myself from
becoming too attached to them.
[03:44] Ex
I see. Is that so?
[03:47] Princess
That's right. This torture cannot…
[03:53] Ex
Your Highness?
[03:58] Princess
I actually wanted to play with them more.
[04:01] Ex
I knew it!
[04:02] Princess
Belly rubs! Belly rubs! Belly rubs!
[04:12] Princess
I'll draw you a map of the
empire's hidden passageways!
SIGN The princess
drew a map
[04:19] Hell-Lord
Good. We can use this information.
[04:23] Hell-Lord
I'll have him use these
to infiltrate the empire.
[04:26] Hell-Lord
Bring me Dark Ninja Gekkou.
[04:29] Kanadge
Actually, Your Majesty…
SIGN Undercover Agent
Dark Ninja Gekkou
[04:44] Hell-Lord
What?
[04:45] Hell-Lord
You wish to leave the Hellhorde
so you can write picture books?
[04:51] Kanadge
Yes. It's been Gekkou's
dream since childhood.
[04:55] Kanadge
He previously abandoned the notion so he
could enter the family business,
[04:59] Kanadge
but he can't give up on it after all.
[05:06] Gekkou
Actually, I've changed
my mind about quitting!
[05:08] Gekkou
It'd be a nuisance if I quit
after swearing loyalty to you.
[05:12] Gekkou
Besides, it's too late for
me to try to become an author.
[05:19] Hell-Lord
Perhaps it is too late.
[05:22] Hell-Lord
Those who start sooner
get more opportunities,
[05:26] Hell-Lord
and their accumulated
skills grant them an advantage.
[05:29] Gekkou
Of course.
[05:32] Hell-Lord
However, that is no reason
to abandon your dream.
[05:41] Hell-Lord
Good luck, Gekkou.
[05:43] Gekkou
Yes, Your Majesty.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture,"
Princess
[05:59] Princess
Panda, panda! Panda, panda!
[06:03] Princess
Fluffy, fluffy pandas!
[06:06] Ex
You go, girl! You go!
[06:10] Princess
Fluffy, fluffy panda! Fluffy, fluffy!
[06:14] Princess
What? For me?
[06:16] Princess
All right! I love donuts.
[06:19] Princess
Thanks for the food.
[06:20] Princess
Oh, I'm dreaming.
[06:23] Jimochi
Jimochi, Jimochi, Jimochi.
[06:23] Princess
I sometimes realize I'm
dreaming while I'm dreaming.
[06:28] Princess
And once I do…
[06:31] Princess
What's up with this world?
[06:32] Princess
There are a ton of pandas,
[06:35] Princess
and Jimochi is some kind of weird doll.
[06:39] Torture
'Tis t-time for t-torture, Princess.
[06:42] Princess
Torture is stuck inside a
wall, and Datarma is…
[06:47] Princess
What the heck?
[06:49] Torture
Today's torture is pudding a la mode.
[06:54] Princess
I see. If I'm dreaming, then that means…
[07:01] Princess
I can succumb all I want!
[07:07] Torture
She's still asleep?
[07:09] Ex
After lunch, she declared, “I'm stuffed.
I'm sleepy,” and began to nap.
[07:17] Torture
Princess, it's time to—
[07:19] Princess
Every morning, His Majesty walks
through the north rose garden.
[07:25] Ex
Your Highness?
[07:26] Princess
The Commander of the Second Defense Force
has a habit of blinking before a large swing.
[07:37] Princess
His Majesty prefers hot baths.
[07:40] Princess
My younger sister is studying
abroad in an allied nation.
[07:43] Princess
Succumbing is awesome.
[07:46] Princess
It's the best.
[07:47] Ex
Your Highness! Your Highness!
[07:49] Ex
Please wake up! You're saying
disastrous things, Your Highness!
[07:52] Princess
I'm too embarrassed to tell Ex, but…
[07:57] Princess
When I just became a commander,
[08:01] Princess
I made it through that difficult time
because of Ex's encouragement.
[08:05] Princess
Thank you.
[08:08] Ex
Oh, Your Highness.
[08:12] Ex
Your Highness.
[08:13] Princess
Torture.
[08:16] Princess
Thanks for all the tasty meals.
[08:19] Princess
I have so much fun with you.
[08:26] Torture
Well, well. That was quite the juicy secret.
[08:30] Ex
Honestly, Your Highness.
[08:34] Torture
I've heard enough secrets for today.
[08:36] Torture
She seems happy. Why
don't we let her sleep?
[08:41] Ex
Agreed.
[08:45] Princess
Hooray!
[08:47] Princess
Jello is so tasty!
[08:51] Princess
I'll never stop succumbing!
SIGN All You Can Succumb
[08:55] Princess
Succumb, submit, surrender, bang!
[09:01] Ex
Synonyms that start with S!
[09:03] Panda
Fluffy, fluffy panda!
SIGN All You Can Succumb
[09:05] Princess
Yeah!
SIGN The princess
kept sleeping
[09:15] Princess
Huh?
[09:18] Princess
It's nighttime?
[09:19] Princess
Oh, right. I took a nap.
[09:23] Princess
Huh? What about today's torture?
[09:25] Princess
Was it canceled because I was asleep?
[09:31] Princess
In that case, Torture, you've gone soft.
[09:35] Princess
Today was a total victory for me.
[09:53] Na
That day, researchers lost control
of the spell they were developing,
[09:58] Na
turning everyone in Hellholm…
[10:03] Na
into little children.
[10:06] Hell-Lord
Well, this isn't good.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[10:14] Torture
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[10:18] Ex
The torture's still on?
[10:19] Princess
I heard what happened.
[10:21] Princess
I'll never succumb now that you're a child.
[10:25] Torture
This may be difficult, true.
[10:28] Torture
The Hell-Lord said…
[10:30] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
You needn't strain yourself.
Take the day off.
[10:32] Torture
…something similar.
[10:34] Torture
However, I would like to
see what I can still do.
[10:38] Princess
Okay, good luck. I promise I'll give in.
[10:41] Ex
Your Highness?
[10:43] Princess
That was close. I nearly got carried away.
[10:46] Ex
To where, exactly?
[10:47] Princess
Seeing children try their best makes you
want to support them unconditionally.
[10:50] Princess
However, I am the Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
[10:56] Princess
I will never support children
trying their best!
[10:59] Ex
You've reached an odd conclusion in your
confused state, but in any case, good luck.
[11:04] Torture
Today's torture is this.
[11:06] Torture
Oof.
SIGN Sugar Candy
[11:10] Torture
Sugar candy!
[11:15] Torture
They're like little stars. Just
looking at them is exciting.
[11:19] Torture
And when you eat them…
[11:26] Torture
They're sweet and fill you with joy.
[11:31] Ex
What?!
[11:34] Princess
I'll talk.
[11:36] Ex
Your Highness?
[11:38] Princess
Tiny Torture is too cute.
[11:41] Ex
Your Highness, hang in there.
[11:43] Princess
She's gonna carry me away.
[11:45] Ex
Carry you where?
[11:48] Torture
This isn't the only
torture I've prepared.
[11:51] Torture
Oof.
SIGN Fruit Candy on a String
[11:53] Torture
Ta-da! Candy on a string.
[11:56] Torture
Select one of these strings and pull.
[12:00] Torture
You'll find that there's
candy on the end of the string.
[12:04] Torture
The candies come in a variety
of flavors and sizes,
[12:07] Torture
so it's exciting to see
which one you'll get.
[12:10] Torture
Go ahead, Princess.
[12:12] Princess
All right.
[12:18] Torture
That's the biggest candy!
[12:20] Torture
Incredible, Princess! You're so lucky!
[12:25] Princess
You want it?
[12:25] Torture
Can I have it?
[12:27] Torture
All right! Thank you.
[12:34] Torture
So yummy.
[12:43] Princess
The empire directly employs a secret
order of knights known as Zero Legion.
[12:48] Ex
Your Highness?
[12:48] Princess
The empire directly employs a secret
order of knights known as Zero Legion.
[12:49] Torture
All right! I got a secret!
[12:53] Princess
Good for you. Good for you. Good for you.
[12:56] Ex
Why do you keep saying that?
[12:59] Princess
Good for you.
[13:04] Hell-Lord
Zero Legion?
[13:06] Kanadge
Yes, Your Majesty.
[13:07] Kanadge
The Princess mentioned it.
[13:09] Hell-Lord
Seriously? That's a cool name.
[13:16] Princess
Tiny Torture was so cute.
[13:20] Princess
I succumbed without realizing it.
[13:23] Ex
Security should be weak while
all the demons are children.
[13:27] Ex
Wouldn't it be possible to escape?
[13:29] Youki
Princess-chan!
[13:31] Inki
Hey.
[13:32] Youki
I feel so light.
[13:34] Princess
You-chan, In-chan?
SIGN Harm-Marshal
Youki
SIGN Harm-Marshal
Inki
[13:36] Princess
You're both so cute.
[13:39] Youki
Did you finish your torture?
[13:41] Inki
If you're done, let's play.
[13:42] Youki
Let's play.
[13:44] Princess
Yeah, let's play.
[13:46] Giant
Princess.
[13:48] Giant
Let us join in.
SIGN Combat Soldier Fourth Class
& Pain-Private
Giant
SIGN Beastmaster
Krall
SIGN Krall Regiment
Combat Solider
Mad Wolf
[13:51] Krall
Let us join.
[13:54] Princess
You're smaller than me, Master Mama.
[13:57] Giant
I was a child once, too, you know.
[14:01] Princess
And Krall-chan, you were
totally different back then.
[14:03] Princess
Still cute, though.
[14:05] Krall
‘Course I'm cute.
[14:09] Princess
Vanilla-chan?
SIGN Harm-Marshal
Vanilla Peschutz
[14:11] Vanilla
As a member of the noble House of Peschutz,
it's not like I want to play.
[14:16] Princes
I want to play with you, Vanilla-chan.
[14:23] Vanilla
Then let's play.
[14:25] Youki
C'mon, Princess-chan. Let's play.
[14:27] Giant
Let's play.
[14:27] Krall
Let's play.
[14:28] Youki
Let's play.
[14:29] Princess
Okay, okay. Let's play.
[14:30] Inki
Hooray.
[14:32] Princess
What should we play together?
[14:35] Vanilla
Let's play trains.
[14:36] Youki
Tag.
[14:37] Princess
Okay. Let's do it all.
[14:40] Ex
Doesn't look like we'll be escaping.
[14:42] Na
With that quiet thought, Ex decided
not to think any further on it.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[14:55] Torture
‘Tis time for torture, Princess.
[14:59] Princess
You've grown since yesterday.
[15:01] Torture
Apparently, the spell gradually fades.
[15:03] Torture
I'll be back to normal by tomorrow.
[15:05] Princess
I see.
[15:06] Ex
Why are you wearing school uniforms, though?
[15:09] Ex
Does the spell make your
clothes younger, too?
[15:11] Torture
No. I simply didn't want
to waste the opportunity.
[15:15] Ex
Waste the opportunity?
[15:16] Torture
Today's torture is…
[15:22] Princess
What's wrong?
[15:23] Torture
Nothing. Today's torture is…
[15:26] Torture
Meat and potato stew.
[15:29] Princess
I can already smell its delicious aroma.
[15:31] Princess
But I am the Princess and Commander of—
[15:33] Torture
Wait.
[15:35] Torture
Please wait.
[15:40] Torture
The truth is, my cooking skills were
reverted along with my appearance.
[15:46] Torture
It didn't turn out like I wanted.
[15:48] Princess
Torture, your hands.
[15:52] Torture
I'm so embarrassed.
[15:55] Torture
At the time, I didn't cook
much, so I was unsuccessful.
[16:00] Torture
Let's cancel today's torture after all.
[16:03] Torture
I doubt this stew tastes any good.
[16:12] Princess
Be more confident in yourself, Torture!
[16:14] Princess
You may lack skill, but
you did your best, right?
[16:17] Princess
Don't worry.
[16:18] Princess
I'll be able to taste the effort.
[16:21] Princess
I'm sure I'll give in!
[16:26] Torture
Princess…
[16:30] Ex
How exactly are you approaching
this situation, Your Highness?
[16:36] Princess
Let's give it a taste.
[16:57] Princess
It's good.
[17:00] Princess
It's hot and flavorful,
[17:03] Princess
and the slight sweetness spreads
the moment you take a bite.
[17:08] Princess
This is worthy of succumbing to.
SIGN The princess
confessed
[17:19] Hell-Lord
I am overflowing with power.
[17:21] Hell-Lord
So this is youth.
[17:23] Hell-Lord
There isn't anything I
particularly wish to do,
[17:26] Hell-Lord
but I have so much excess energy.
[17:32] Kanadge
It sure does feel like
that when you're young.
SIGN 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[17:44] Princess
You're back to normal.
[17:46] Torture
Yes, thankfully.
[17:48] Princess
I'm happy for you.
[17:49] Torture
Thank you.
[17:51] Torture
Now then…
[17:54] Torture
‘Tis time for torture, Princess.
[17:59] Torture
Today's torture is pizza.
[18:02] Princess
Pizza, you say?
[18:03] Princess
This is bad, Ex. Pizza is my favorite food.
[18:07] Ex
You have a lot of favorites.
[18:09] Ex
Is there any food you don't like?
[18:12] Princess
What?
[18:16] Princess
Cough syrup, maybe?
SIGN Over the Counter
SIGN Cold
SIGN Syrup A
[18:18] Ex
That's a low-risk OTC medication!
[18:20] Princess
No, wait. The syrup is pretty tasty, too.
[18:23] Torture
May I begin the torture?
[18:25] Princess
Oh, right. Pizza, was it?
[18:27] Ex
If it's your favorite,
will you confess again?
[18:30] Princess
Don't lose heart, Ex.
[18:32] Princess
Pizza may be my favorite food, but
there's a broad variety of pizza.
SIGN Love
Hate
[18:36] Princess
It's likely they'll serve a type
of pizza that I don't enjoy.
SIGN Hate
[18:40] Ex
I see.
[18:41] Princess
Now what kind of pizza will you
torture me with? Bring it on.
[18:45] Torture
It's not here yet.
[18:47] Princess
What?
[18:51] Torture
We're going to order it now.
[18:53] Princess
Seriously?
[18:55] Torture
Here's the pizza delivery menu.
SIGN Tomato Ceremony
SIGN Mayo Potato
[18:58] Torture
Any pizza you like will be delivered here.
[19:02] Princess
Any pizza I like? You mean I
can choose whatever I want?
[19:06] Torture
Yes.
[19:07] Torture
If you tell me a secret, I will
order whatever pizza you like.
[19:12] Princess
What's this pizza?
[19:14] Princess
There's cheese inside the crust!
SIGN All Pizzas
[19:17] Princess
Are they dumb?! They must be dumb!
[19:20] Ex
Your Highness, your face has “I love this
kind of nonsense” written all over it.
[19:24] Princess
What should I get? I can't decide.
[19:27] Ex
Are we assuming you'll divulge a secret?
[19:30] Princess
That was close.
[19:32] Princess
I nearly let her sweet talk me.
[19:35] Ex
All Torture did was hand you the menu.
[19:38] Princess
Don't worry, Ex. I'm fine now.
[19:41] Princess
I won't choose a pizza to order.
[19:44] Ex
Are you sure about that?
[19:46] Princess
Choosing one of these pizzas
from all these choices
[19:49] Princess
would be like choosing just
one citizen of the empire.
[19:52] Princess
As royalty, I could never do that.
[19:55] Princess
All the people should be loved equally.
[19:58] Ex
I have no idea what you're saying, but as
long as you won't give in, that's fine.
[20:02] Torture
If you're having trouble
choosing, how about this?
SIGN Choose Any Pizza
[20:06] Princess
Half and half?
[20:07] Princess
They can put the toppings for
two types on one pizza?
[20:11] Princess
Such avarice. To be able to choose two…
[20:17] Princess
The people wouldn't get lonely
if I chose two of them, right?
[20:19] Ex
Your Highness?
[20:21] Torture
Additionally, behold.
SIGN Pizza Pizza 4
[20:22] Torture
Pizza pizza four.
[20:23] Princess
Four?
[20:26] Torture
It's has four varieties of
toppings on a single pizza.
[20:31] Princess
Four types on one pizza? That's…
[20:37] Princess
That's a whole freaking family.
SIGN The princess
confessed
[20:45] Princess
So good.
[20:48] Princess
The cheese is so melty.
[20:48] Torture
The location of the hideout
the emperor uses to meditate.
[20:50] Princess
The people must be happy, too.
[20:53] Torture
This secret should satisfy His Majesty.
[20:57] Hell-Lord
What?
[20:58] Hell-Lord
Is that true?
[21:00] Hell-Lord
You won the newbie award
for your picture book?
SIGN Former Undercover Agent
Dark Ninja Gekkou
[21:03] Gekkou
Yes.
[21:05] Kanadge
Take a look at this.
SIGN Shujansha New Picture Book
Author Award Results
[21:07] Kanadge
He won an honorable mention for his
submission “What's a Ninja?”
[21:11] Gekkou
I'd been drawing a bit even before
I quit, and one of those books won.
[21:17] Gekkou
It's a miracle.
[21:20] Hell-Lord
Geh-heh-heh. There's no
such thing as miracles.
[21:25] Hell-Lord
Your hard work simply paid off.
[21:30] Gekkou
Thank you.
[21:32] Hell-Lord
Congratulations! Geh-heh-heh.
[21:37] Na
His fifth book, Gekkou the
Ninja*, became a massive hit,
[21:40] Na
and in three years it would become an anime.
[23:17] Gekkou
Good boys and girls, it's
time for Gekkou the Ninja.
SIGN Gekkou the Ninja
[23:23] All
Gekkou the Ninja!
[23:30] Gekkou
Gekkou the Ninja is off to work again.
[23:32] Gekkou
He's gonna torture bad*
guys into submission.
[23:38] Gekkou
Ninja!
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