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SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[01:30] Krall
    Princess, time for some torture!
SIGN    Beastmaster
    
    
    
    
    
    Krall
[01:35] Princess
    I see.
[01:36] Princess
    Is this dog today's torture?
SIGN    Krall Regiment Member
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Snow
[01:41] Princess
    Callie and Snowball totally
    turned me into a cat person.
SIGN    Zzz
    Zzz...
[01:46] Princess
    You think I'd succumb to a dog?
[01:50] Krall
    Ah, Princess. Doggies
    are super cute, too.
[01:54] Krall
    Here.
[01:56] Krall
    Try throwing that ball.
[02:00] Princess
    What will that accomplish?
[02:12] Princess
    I see. He's a rather clever dog.
[02:19] Princess
    There.
[02:24] Princess
    There, there. Good boy.
[02:29] Princess
    You're so cute, doggy!
[02:31] Ex
    Your Highness?
[02:32] Princess
    At some point, I became totally
    captivated by this doggy.
[02:35] Princess
    Is this an illusion?
[02:37] Ex
    No, you chose to act like a fool.
[02:39] Princess
    Damn it. I admit, I let my guard down
    for a moment, but that ends now.
[02:44] Princess
    I am the proud Commander of
    the Imperial Third Legion.
[02:49] Princess
    We sometimes used animals in the army.
[02:52] Princess
    However, unnecessary feelings
    could interfere with military actions.
[02:56] Princess
    We avoided getting too friendly and kept
    distance between us and the animals.
[03:00] Princess
    That's right. I will
    never succumb to cuteness.
[03:06] Krall
    That's a shame.
[03:08] Krall
    ‘Cause it looks like he wants
    you to play with him more.
[03:13] Princess
    D-Don't bother looking
    at me with those eyes.
[03:22] Ex
    Be strong, Your Highness.
[03:24] Krall
    Oh? Check this out, Princess.
[03:27] Krall
    He wants you to rub his belly.
[03:31] Ex
    Your Highness, get a hold of yourself.
[03:34] Princess
    Don't worry, Ex.
[03:36] Princess
    It's not that the animals I
    fought alongside weren't cute.
[03:41] Princess
    I restrained myself from
    becoming too attached to them.
[03:44] Ex
    I see. Is that so?
[03:47] Princess
    That's right. This torture cannot…
[03:53] Ex
    Your Highness?
[03:58] Princess
    I actually wanted to play with them more.
[04:01] Ex
    I knew it!
[04:02] Princess
    Belly rubs! Belly rubs! Belly rubs!
[04:12] Princess
    I'll draw you a map of the
    empire's hidden passageways!
SIGN    The princess
    drew a map
[04:19] Hell-Lord
    Good. We can use this information.
[04:23] Hell-Lord
    I'll have him use these
    to infiltrate the empire.
[04:26] Hell-Lord
    Bring me Dark Ninja Gekkou.
[04:29] Kanadge
    Actually, Your Majesty…
SIGN    Undercover Agent
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Dark Ninja Gekkou
[04:44] Hell-Lord
    What?
[04:45] Hell-Lord
    You wish to leave the Hellhorde
    so you can write picture books?
[04:51] Kanadge
    Yes. It's been Gekkou's
    dream since childhood.
[04:55] Kanadge
    He previously abandoned the notion so he
    could enter the family business,
[04:59] Kanadge
    but he can't give up on it after all.
[05:06] Gekkou
    Actually, I've changed
    my mind about quitting!
[05:08] Gekkou
    It'd be a nuisance if I quit
    after swearing loyalty to you.
[05:12] Gekkou
    Besides, it's too late for
    me to try to become an author.
[05:19] Hell-Lord
    Perhaps it is too late.
[05:22] Hell-Lord
    Those who start sooner
    get more opportunities,
[05:26] Hell-Lord
    and their accumulated
    skills grant them an advantage.
[05:29] Gekkou
    Of course.
[05:32] Hell-Lord
    However, that is no reason
    to abandon your dream.
[05:41] Hell-Lord
    Good luck, Gekkou.
[05:43] Gekkou
    Yes, Your Majesty.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture,"
    Princess
[05:59] Princess
    Panda, panda! Panda, panda!
[06:03] Princess
    Fluffy, fluffy pandas!
[06:06] Ex
    You go, girl! You go!
[06:10] Princess
    Fluffy, fluffy panda! Fluffy, fluffy!
[06:14] Princess
    What? For me?
[06:16] Princess
    All right! I love donuts.
[06:19] Princess
    Thanks for the food.
[06:20] Princess
    Oh, I'm dreaming.
[06:23] Jimochi
    Jimochi, Jimochi, Jimochi.
[06:23] Princess
    I sometimes realize I'm
    dreaming while I'm dreaming.
[06:28] Princess
    And once I do…
[06:31] Princess
    What's up with this world?
[06:32] Princess
    There are a ton of pandas,
[06:35] Princess
    and Jimochi is some kind of weird doll.
[06:39] Torture
    'Tis t-time for t-torture, Princess.
[06:42] Princess
    Torture is stuck inside a
    wall, and Datarma is…
[06:47] Princess
    What the heck?
[06:49] Torture
    Today's torture is pudding a la mode.
[06:54] Princess
    I see. If I'm dreaming, then that means…
[07:01] Princess
    I can succumb all I want!
[07:07] Torture
    She's still asleep?
[07:09] Ex
    After lunch, she declared, “I'm stuffed.
    I'm sleepy,” and began to nap.
[07:17] Torture
    Princess, it's time to—
[07:19] Princess
    Every morning, His Majesty walks
    through the north rose garden.
[07:25] Ex
    Your Highness?
[07:26] Princess
    The Commander of the Second Defense Force
    has a habit of blinking before a large swing.
[07:37] Princess
    His Majesty prefers hot baths.
[07:40] Princess
    My younger sister is studying
    abroad in an allied nation.
[07:43] Princess
    Succumbing is awesome.
[07:46] Princess
    It's the best.
[07:47] Ex
    Your Highness! Your Highness!
[07:49] Ex
    Please wake up! You're saying
    disastrous things, Your Highness!
[07:52] Princess
    I'm too embarrassed to tell Ex, but…
[07:57] Princess
    When I just became a commander,
[08:01] Princess
    I made it through that difficult time
    because of Ex's encouragement.
[08:05] Princess
    Thank you.
[08:08] Ex
    Oh, Your Highness.
[08:12] Ex
    Your Highness.
[08:13] Princess
    Torture.
[08:16] Princess
    Thanks for all the tasty meals.
[08:19] Princess
    I have so much fun with you.
[08:26] Torture
    Well, well. That was quite the juicy secret.
[08:30] Ex
    Honestly, Your Highness.
[08:34] Torture
    I've heard enough secrets for today.
[08:36] Torture
    She seems happy. Why
    don't we let her sleep?
[08:41] Ex
    Agreed.
[08:45] Princess
    Hooray!
[08:47] Princess
    Jello is so tasty!
[08:51] Princess
    I'll never stop succumbing!
SIGN    All You Can Succumb
[08:55] Princess
    Succumb, submit, surrender, bang!
[09:01] Ex
    Synonyms that start with S!
[09:03] Panda
    Fluffy, fluffy panda!
SIGN    All You Can Succumb
[09:05] Princess
    Yeah!
SIGN    The princess
    kept sleeping
[09:15] Princess
    Huh?
[09:18] Princess
    It's nighttime?
[09:19] Princess
    Oh, right. I took a nap.
[09:23] Princess
    Huh? What about today's torture?
[09:25] Princess
    Was it canceled because I was asleep?
[09:31] Princess
    In that case, Torture, you've gone soft.
[09:35] Princess
    Today was a total victory for me.
[09:53] Na
    That day, researchers lost control
    of the spell they were developing,
[09:58] Na
    turning everyone in Hellholm…
[10:03] Na
    into little children.
[10:06] Hell-Lord
    Well, this isn't good.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[10:14] Torture
    'Tis time for torture, Princess.
[10:18] Ex
    The torture's still on?
[10:19] Princess
    I heard what happened.
[10:21] Princess
    I'll never succumb now that you're a child.
[10:25] Torture
    This may be difficult, true.
[10:28] Torture
    The Hell-Lord said…
[10:30] (Flashback) Hell-Lord
    You needn't strain yourself.
    Take the day off.
[10:32] Torture
    …something similar.
[10:34] Torture
    However, I would like to
    see what I can still do.
[10:38] Princess
    Okay, good luck. I promise I'll give in.
[10:41] Ex
    Your Highness?
[10:43] Princess
    That was close. I nearly got carried away.
[10:46] Ex
    To where, exactly?
[10:47] Princess
    Seeing children try their best makes you
    want to support them unconditionally.
[10:50] Princess
    However, I am the Princess and Commander
    of the Imperial Third Legion.
[10:56] Princess
    I will never support children
    trying their best!
[10:59] Ex
    You've reached an odd conclusion in your
    confused state, but in any case, good luck.
[11:04] Torture
    Today's torture is this.
[11:06] Torture
    Oof.
SIGN    Sugar Candy
[11:10] Torture
    Sugar candy!
[11:15] Torture
    They're like little stars. Just
    looking at them is exciting.
[11:19] Torture
    And when you eat them…
[11:26] Torture
    They're sweet and fill you with joy.
[11:31] Ex
    What?!
[11:34] Princess
    I'll talk.
[11:36] Ex
    Your Highness?
[11:38] Princess
    Tiny Torture is too cute.
[11:41] Ex
    Your Highness, hang in there.
[11:43] Princess
    She's gonna carry me away.
[11:45] Ex
    Carry you where?
[11:48] Torture
    This isn't the only
    torture I've prepared.
[11:51] Torture
    Oof.
SIGN    Fruit Candy on a String
[11:53] Torture
    Ta-da! Candy on a string.
[11:56] Torture
    Select one of these strings and pull.
[12:00] Torture
    You'll find that there's
    candy on the end of the string.
[12:04] Torture
    The candies come in a variety
    of flavors and sizes,
[12:07] Torture
    so it's exciting to see
    which one you'll get.
[12:10] Torture
    Go ahead, Princess.
[12:12] Princess
    All right.
[12:18] Torture
    That's the biggest candy!
[12:20] Torture
    Incredible, Princess! You're so lucky!
[12:25] Princess
    You want it?
[12:25] Torture
    Can I have it?
[12:27] Torture
    All right! Thank you.
[12:34] Torture
    So yummy.
[12:43] Princess
    The empire directly employs a secret
    order of knights known as Zero Legion.
[12:48] Ex
    Your Highness?
[12:48] Princess
    The empire directly employs a secret
    order of knights known as Zero Legion.
[12:49] Torture
    All right! I got a secret!
[12:53] Princess
    Good for you. Good for you. Good for you.
[12:56] Ex
    Why do you keep saying that?
[12:59] Princess
    Good for you.
[13:04] Hell-Lord
    Zero Legion?
[13:06] Kanadge
    Yes, Your Majesty.
[13:07] Kanadge
    The Princess mentioned it.
[13:09] Hell-Lord
    Seriously? That's a cool name.
[13:16] Princess
    Tiny Torture was so cute.
[13:20] Princess
    I succumbed without realizing it.
[13:23] Ex
    Security should be weak while
    all the demons are children.
[13:27] Ex
    Wouldn't it be possible to escape?
[13:29] Youki
    Princess-chan!
[13:31] Inki
    Hey.
[13:32] Youki
    I feel so light.
[13:34] Princess
    You-chan, In-chan?
SIGN    Harm-Marshal
    
    
    
    
    
    Youki
SIGN    Harm-Marshal
    
    
    
    
    
    Inki
[13:36] Princess
    You're both so cute.
[13:39] Youki
    Did you finish your torture?
[13:41] Inki
    If you're done, let's play.
[13:42] Youki
    Let's play.
[13:44] Princess
    Yeah, let's play.
[13:46] Giant
    Princess.
[13:48] Giant
    Let us join in.
SIGN    Combat Soldier Fourth Class
    & Pain-Private
    
    
    
    
    Giant
SIGN    Beastmaster
    
    
    
    
    Krall
SIGN    Krall Regiment
    Combat Solider
    
    
    
    
    Mad Wolf
[13:51] Krall
    Let us join.
[13:54] Princess
    You're smaller than me, Master Mama.
[13:57] Giant
    I was a child once, too, you know.
[14:01] Princess
    And Krall-chan, you were
    totally different back then.
[14:03] Princess
    Still cute, though.
[14:05] Krall
    ‘Course I'm cute.
[14:09] Princess
    Vanilla-chan?
SIGN    Harm-Marshal
    
    
    
    
    
    Vanilla Peschutz
[14:11] Vanilla
    As a member of the noble House of Peschutz,
    it's not like I want to play.
[14:16] Princes
    I want to play with you, Vanilla-chan.
[14:23] Vanilla
    Then let's play.
[14:25] Youki
    C'mon, Princess-chan. Let's play.
[14:27] Giant
    Let's play.
[14:27] Krall
    Let's play.
[14:28] Youki
    Let's play.
[14:29] Princess
    Okay, okay. Let's play.
[14:30] Inki
    Hooray.
[14:32] Princess
    What should we play together?
[14:35] Vanilla
    Let's play trains.
[14:36] Youki
    Tag.
[14:37] Princess
    Okay. Let's do it all.
[14:40] Ex
    Doesn't look like we'll be escaping.
[14:42] Na
    With that quiet thought, Ex decided
    not to think any further on it.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[14:55] Torture
    ‘Tis time for torture, Princess.
[14:59] Princess
    You've grown since yesterday.
[15:01] Torture
    Apparently, the spell gradually fades.
[15:03] Torture
    I'll be back to normal by tomorrow.
[15:05] Princess
    I see.
[15:06] Ex
    Why are you wearing school uniforms, though?
[15:09] Ex
    Does the spell make your
    clothes younger, too?
[15:11] Torture
    No. I simply didn't want
    to waste the opportunity.
[15:15] Ex
    Waste the opportunity?
[15:16] Torture
    Today's torture is…
[15:22] Princess
    What's wrong?
[15:23] Torture
    Nothing. Today's torture is…
[15:26] Torture
    Meat and potato stew.
[15:29] Princess
    I can already smell its delicious aroma.
[15:31] Princess
    But I am the Princess and Commander of—
[15:33] Torture
    Wait.
[15:35] Torture
    Please wait.
[15:40] Torture
    The truth is, my cooking skills were
    reverted along with my appearance.
[15:46] Torture
    It didn't turn out like I wanted.
[15:48] Princess
    Torture, your hands.
[15:52] Torture
    I'm so embarrassed.
[15:55] Torture
    At the time, I didn't cook
    much, so I was unsuccessful.
[16:00] Torture
    Let's cancel today's torture after all.
[16:03] Torture
    I doubt this stew tastes any good.
[16:12] Princess
    Be more confident in yourself, Torture!
[16:14] Princess
    You may lack skill, but
    you did your best, right?
[16:17] Princess
    Don't worry.
[16:18] Princess
    I'll be able to taste the effort.
[16:21] Princess
    I'm sure I'll give in!
[16:26] Torture
    Princess…
[16:30] Ex
    How exactly are you approaching
    this situation, Your Highness?
[16:36] Princess
    Let's give it a taste.
[16:57] Princess
    It's good.
[17:00] Princess
    It's hot and flavorful,
[17:03] Princess
    and the slight sweetness spreads
    the moment you take a bite.
[17:08] Princess
    This is worthy of succumbing to.
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[17:19] Hell-Lord
    I am overflowing with power.
[17:21] Hell-Lord
    So this is youth.
[17:23] Hell-Lord
    There isn't anything I
    particularly wish to do,
[17:26] Hell-Lord
    but I have so much excess energy.
[17:32] Kanadge
    It sure does feel like
    that when you're young.
SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
[17:44] Princess
    You're back to normal.
[17:46] Torture
    Yes, thankfully.
[17:48] Princess
    I'm happy for you.
[17:49] Torture
    Thank you.
[17:51] Torture
    Now then…
[17:54] Torture
    ‘Tis time for torture, Princess.
[17:59] Torture
    Today's torture is pizza.
[18:02] Princess
    Pizza, you say?
[18:03] Princess
    This is bad, Ex. Pizza is my favorite food.
[18:07] Ex
    You have a lot of favorites.
[18:09] Ex
    Is there any food you don't like?
[18:12] Princess
    What?
[18:16] Princess
    Cough syrup, maybe?
SIGN    Over the Counter
SIGN    Cold
SIGN    Syrup A
[18:18] Ex
    That's a low-risk OTC medication!
[18:20] Princess
    No, wait. The syrup is pretty tasty, too.
[18:23] Torture
    May I begin the torture?
[18:25] Princess
    Oh, right. Pizza, was it?
[18:27] Ex
    If it's your favorite,
    will you confess again?
[18:30] Princess
    Don't lose heart, Ex.
[18:32] Princess
    Pizza may be my favorite food, but
    there's a broad variety of pizza.
SIGN    Love
    Hate
[18:36] Princess
    It's likely they'll serve a type
    of pizza that I don't enjoy.
SIGN    Hate
[18:40] Ex
    I see.
[18:41] Princess
    Now what kind of pizza will you
    torture me with? Bring it on.
[18:45] Torture
    It's not here yet.
[18:47] Princess
    What?
[18:51] Torture
    We're going to order it now.
[18:53] Princess
    Seriously?
[18:55] Torture
    Here's the pizza delivery menu.
SIGN    Tomato Ceremony
SIGN    Mayo Potato
[18:58] Torture
    Any pizza you like will be delivered here.
[19:02] Princess
    Any pizza I like? You mean I
    can choose whatever I want?
[19:06] Torture
    Yes.
[19:07] Torture
    If you tell me a secret, I will
    order whatever pizza you like.
[19:12] Princess
    What's this pizza?
[19:14] Princess
    There's cheese inside the crust!
SIGN    All Pizzas
[19:17] Princess
    Are they dumb?! They must be dumb!
[19:20] Ex
    Your Highness, your face has “I love this
    kind of nonsense” written all over it.
[19:24] Princess
    What should I get? I can't decide.
[19:27] Ex
    Are we assuming you'll divulge a secret?
[19:30] Princess
    That was close.
[19:32] Princess
    I nearly let her sweet talk me.
[19:35] Ex
    All Torture did was hand you the menu.
[19:38] Princess
    Don't worry, Ex. I'm fine now.
[19:41] Princess
    I won't choose a pizza to order.
[19:44] Ex
    Are you sure about that?
[19:46] Princess
    Choosing one of these pizzas
    from all these choices
[19:49] Princess
    would be like choosing just
    one citizen of the empire.
[19:52] Princess
    As royalty, I could never do that.
[19:55] Princess
    All the people should be loved equally.
[19:58] Ex
    I have no idea what you're saying, but as
    long as you won't give in, that's fine.
[20:02] Torture
    If you're having trouble
    choosing, how about this?
SIGN    Choose Any Pizza
[20:06] Princess
    Half and half?
[20:07] Princess
    They can put the toppings for
    two types on one pizza?
[20:11] Princess
    Such avarice. To be able to choose two…
[20:17] Princess
    The people wouldn't get lonely
    if I chose two of them, right?
[20:19] Ex
    Your Highness?
[20:21] Torture
    Additionally, behold.
SIGN    Pizza Pizza 4
[20:22] Torture
    Pizza pizza four.
[20:23] Princess
    Four?
[20:26] Torture
    It's has four varieties of
    toppings on a single pizza.
[20:31] Princess
    Four types on one pizza? That's…
[20:37] Princess
    That's a whole freaking family.
SIGN    The princess
    confessed
[20:45] Princess
    So good.
[20:48] Princess
    The cheese is so melty.
[20:48] Torture
    The location of the hideout
    the emperor uses to meditate.
[20:50] Princess
    The people must be happy, too.
[20:53] Torture
    This secret should satisfy His Majesty.
[20:57] Hell-Lord
    What?
[20:58] Hell-Lord
    Is that true?
[21:00] Hell-Lord
    You won the newbie award
    for your picture book?
SIGN    Former Undercover Agent
    
    
    
    
    
    
     Dark Ninja Gekkou
[21:03] Gekkou
    Yes.
[21:05] Kanadge
    Take a look at this.
SIGN    Shujansha New Picture Book
     Author Award Results
[21:07] Kanadge
    He won an honorable mention for his
    submission “What's a Ninja?”
[21:11] Gekkou
    I'd been drawing a bit even before
    I quit, and one of those books won.
[21:17] Gekkou
    It's a miracle.
[21:20] Hell-Lord
    Geh-heh-heh. There's no
    such thing as miracles.
[21:25] Hell-Lord
    Your hard work simply paid off.
[21:30] Gekkou
    Thank you.
[21:32] Hell-Lord
    Congratulations! Geh-heh-heh.
[21:37] Na
    His fifth book, Gekkou the 
    Ninja*, became a massive hit,
[21:40] Na
    and in three years it would become an anime.
[23:17] Gekkou
    Good boys and girls, it's
    time for Gekkou the Ninja.
SIGN    Gekkou the Ninja
[23:23] All
    Gekkou the Ninja!
[23:30] Gekkou
    Gekkou the Ninja is off to work again.
[23:32] Gekkou
    He's gonna torture bad*
    guys into submission.
[23:38] Gekkou
    Ninja!