E12 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Harm-Marshal                              Vanilla Peschutz [00:08] (Flashback) Vanilla     A proud lady like myself needs no friends! [00:12] (Flashback) Princess     All right. I'll tell you a secret. [00:15] (Flashback) Ex     Your Highness? [00:17] (Flashback) Princess     I also believed that a proud     knight like myself needs no friends. [00:24] (Flashback) Princess     But... [00:26] (Flashback) Princess     The truth is... [00:27] (Flashback) Princess     I wanted friends. [00:30] (Flashback) Vanilla     Me, too. [00:38] Vanilla     My very first friend! [00:41] Vanilla     I want to hang out with     her, just the two of us! [00:45] Vanilla     But I'm the daughter of the     noble House of Peschutz. [00:49] Vanilla     It'd be totally unacceptable to invite her! [00:53] Vanilla     The princess should be the one who asks me! [00:55] Vanilla     Nothing says a prisoner can't invite     her torturer to go have some fun! [01:01] Vanilla     No, that's not it. [01:04] Vanilla     It's not the family name that's stopping me. [01:08] Vanilla     I just can't work up the courage. [01:11] Vanilla     Blaming my upbringing     for my own cowardice... [01:14] Vanilla     Some Peschutz I am! [01:17] Vanilla     It's time to show my courage and rise up! [01:22] Vanilla     But where could we even go? [01:32] Jimochi     Zoom! [01:35] Jimochi     Yay! [01:36] Princess     Wow! [01:38] Princess     How did you do that?! [01:40] Jimochi     Not telling! [01:41] Ex     What are you watching? [01:42] Princess     Not fair! [01:42] Princess     Oh, a video of Jimochi and me going     ice skating after ditching lessons. [01:47] Ex     That damn geezer, I swear... [01:48] Princess     You're so awesome, Jimochi! [01:49] Princess     Man, I'd love to go skating again. [01:53] Ex     Ice skating sounds great! [01:55] Princess     You can skate, Ex? [01:57] Ex     My specialty is the quadruple Salchow! [02:00] Princess     Huh... [02:02] Ex     Ah! You don't believe me! [02:04] Vanilla     Ice skating! That's it! [02:08] Narration     The House of Peschutz. [02:10] Narration     Descended from Melaarc Peschutz, [02:13] Narration     the clandestine right-hand     man of the first Hell-Lord, [02:16] Narration     they are a noble clan of vampires. [02:18] Narration     They will use any means necessary to     achieve their ends, stopping at nothing. [02:23] Narration     Rumors say they are the most ruthlessly     brutal among the Hellhorde. SIGN    Current Head                              Aliotto Peschutz [02:30] Aliotto     Book it out! SIGN    Aliotto's Wife                              Extrac Peschutz [02:33] Extrac     What's the matter, dear? [02:35] Aliotto     Honey! [02:36] Aliotto     We need to book out all of Peschutz     Ice Skating Rink for tomorrow! [02:40] Extrac     Book it out? [02:41] Extrac     That's impossible on such short notice. [02:43] Extrac     We have group reservations— [02:44] Aliotto     Listen to what Vanilla-chan just told me! [02:48] (Flashback) Vanilla     Papa. [02:49] (Flashback) Vanilla     Can I get a ticket for the ice rink? [02:53] (Flashback) Aliotto     Vanilla-chan, you know you can ask the     front desk and get in without a ticket. [02:57] (Flashback) Vanilla     Ah, um, well... [03:01] (Flashback) Vanilla     I wanted to go with a friend. [03:04] (Flashback) Aliotto     A friend?! [03:06] Aliotto     Fr-Frie... Friend... Fr... [03:06] (Flashback) Vanilla     Yeah. [03:08] (Flashback) Vanilla     The other day, for the first time... [03:10] (Flashback) Vanilla     I made a friend. [03:12] Aliotto     Fr-Friend... [03:12] (Flashback) Vanilla     I made a friend... [03:18] Extrac     Let's book it out! [03:20] Aliotto     So that Vanilla-chan can spend a     day having fun with her friend! [03:24] Extrac     The cancellation fees for the reservations     are a small price to pay! [03:29] Narration     They will use any means necessary to     achieve their ends, stopping at nothing. [03:33] Narration     That is the way of the     noble House of Peschutz. [03:41] Vanilla     Hmm... [03:42] Vanilla     I don't think this is it. [03:44] Vanilla     I know! [03:47] Vanilla     The outfit I saved to wear     on a special occasion. [03:55] Vanilla     There we go! [03:56] Vanilla     Perfect for my first time     hanging out with a friend! SIGN    Peschutz Ice Skating Rink SIGN    Notice for Visitors          We are booked today for     a private event.          We apologize to all     of our customers.     Thank you for your     understanding. [04:08] Princess     Wow! This place is huge! [04:10] Princess     Not a scratch on the ice! [04:13] Vanilla     What do you think, Princess? [04:15] Vanilla     The noble House of Peschutz [04:16] Vanilla     is focused more on the sports industry     than vampire services nowadays. [04:20] Ex     Vampirism is a business now? [04:22] Vanilla     This ice rink is operated     by the Peschutz family! [04:25] Vanilla     Thanks to my noble powers,     it's booked out for the day! [04:29] Princess     B-Booked out?! [04:31] Vanilla     Well? [04:31] Vanilla     Do you feel humbled? [04:32] Princess     That's amazing, Vanilla-chan! [04:36] Vanilla     Yeah... [04:38] Vanilla     Well, the amazing ones are     actually Mama and Papa. [04:41] Vanilla     O-Okay, should we skate toge— [04:44] Princess     I get it. [04:45] Princess     So today's torture is ice skating! [04:47] Vanilla     Huh? [04:48] Princess     You prepared this torture knowing     that I wanted to go skating! [04:52] Princess     Pretty good, Vanilla-chan! [04:55] Vanilla     I-I sure am! [04:57] Princess     But you forget that I'm the Princess and     Commander of the Imperial Third Legion! [05:02] Princess     I will not lose to ice skating! [05:05] Vanilla     Dang it! [05:06] Vanilla     Now it's being treated like torture! [05:10] Princess     Go on! [05:10] Princess     Show me your skating form! [05:13] Princess     If I end up tempted and step     into the rink, I lose! [05:15] Princess     Well, I'll definitely resist, though! [05:17] Ex     If only you had more to show     for that big talk of yours... [05:20] Princess     Go on now, Vanilla-chan! [05:23] Vanilla     Ah, yeah... [05:26] Vanilla     Okay, Princess. [05:29] Vanilla     Time for your torture... [05:39] Vanilla     Ah, whoops. [05:41] Vanilla     I've never ice skated before. [05:44] Vanilla     Whoa, whoa, whoa... [05:48] Vanilla     I was too busy thinking about     hanging out with the princess! [05:51] Vanilla     I completely forgot that I can't skate! [05:54] Vanilla     And my clumsy way of inviting her     made her think this is torture... [05:59] Vanilla     Ah, jeez! [06:04] Vanilla     If I knew this would happen... [06:07] Vanilla     I wouldn't have worked up my courage... [06:23] Princess     I made it! [06:25] Vanilla     Princess? [06:27] Vanilla     Um, by entering the rink... [06:29] Princess     Yeah, I admit defeat. [06:32] Princess     But more importantly, I'm     glad you didn't fall over. [06:38] Vanilla     Prinshess! [06:41] Princess     Huh? [06:41] Princess     What's wrong, Vanilla-chan? [06:43] Princess     Calm down! [06:44] Princess     I'll tell you a secret! [06:46] Vanilla     You don't need to do that! [06:48] Princess     Huh? Why not? [06:50] Vanilla     B-Because... [06:52] Vanilla     t-today wasn't supposed to be... [06:54] Princess     Wait, this wasn't torture, and you     just wanted to go skating with me? [07:01] Vanilla     N-No way! [07:03] Vanilla     It's not like I'd ever... ever... [07:10] Princess     It's fine, I'll share a secret. [07:14] Princess     Today's secret is... [07:16] Princess     the imperial technique to     get better at skating! [07:29] Princess     Yeah, that's it. [07:31] Princess     Try not to kick backwards, but     use the side of your foot. [07:35] Princess     Well? Think you got it? [07:37] Vanilla     Yeah. [07:38] Vanilla     This is fun! [07:40] Princess     Glad to hear it! [07:43] Princess     Vanilla-chan, that outfit     looks great on you. [07:47] Princess     So cute! [07:48] Vanilla     Prinshess! SIGN    The two of them     had fun SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture,"     Princess [07:52] Princess     Up you go! [07:54] Vanilla     Up I go?! [07:58] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. [08:05] Torture     Is something the matter? [08:06] Torture     You seem quite listless. [08:09] Torture     Are you feeling unwell? [08:10] Princess     What?! [08:11] Princess     H-Hmph! In your dreams! [08:15] Princess     I'm the Princess and Commander     of the Imperial Third Legion! [08:18] Princess     I'm in tip-top shape at all times! [08:20] Princess     There's no way that I'd be feeling sick! [08:25] Torture     Did you think the slightest change     to your condition would escape me? [08:32] Torture     37.2 degrees. [08:34] Princess     See? [08:35] Princess     Told you it wasn't a big deal! [08:37] Torture     What are you talking about? [08:39] Torture     Considering your normal body temperature,     this is plenty worrisome. [08:44] Torture     I'm sure you must be feeling quite ill. [08:47] Torture     Ex, whose power is intertwined with you,     is all tuckered out and silent. [08:53] Torture     I'll call off today's torture,     so please get some rest. [08:59] Princess     I'm an Imperial Commander,     and yet you take pity on me? [09:04] Princess     How utterly insulting! [09:09] Princess     It's so soft and warm! [09:14] Princess     During marches, I would have     to camp outside a lot. [09:19] Princess     My body's capable of sleeping comfortably     even in rocky areas and other hard places... [09:23] Princess     But a futon really does feel so nice! [09:27] Torture     Would you prefer congee or udon for lunch? [09:31] Princess     I get to pick?! [09:32] Princess     Um, in that case... [09:35] Princess     Udon! [09:45] Princess     It's good! [09:48] Princess     Pudding! [09:50] Princess     I can have it? [09:51] Torture     It's a special treat for today. [09:55] Princess     Hooray! SIGN    Demon World     Shocking SIGN    5th Appearance     After 10 Years SIGN    Actor: Kyo Yoshizawa [10:01] Emcee     How've you been? [10:03] Emcee     Did you cut your hair? [10:04] Bamboo Pole Truck     Bamboo! Bamboo poles! [10:04] Emcee     Boy, we received more     flowers than ever today! [10:09] Emcee     Huh? There's even some from Hige and Nazca! [10:13] Emcee     Ah, you starred in that drama with them! [10:16] Torture     That should do it. [10:17] Torture     Princess, are you thirsty? SIGN    The princess     got some sleep [10:29] Hell-Lord     What? [10:30] Hell-Lord     The princess caught a cold? [10:32] Kanadge     Yes. [10:33] Kanadge     Torture is currently nursing     her back to health. [10:35] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [10:37] Hell-Lord     Hope she feels better. [10:39] Kanadge     It seems that humans have difficulty with     the Demon World's wild temperature swings. [10:44] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [10:46] Hell-Lord     Humans are such fragile     and delicate creatures. [10:50] Hell-Lord     So be it! [10:51] Hell-Lord     If that's the case, then let her keep     the futon even after she recovers! SIGN    'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess SIGN    The princess made     a full recovery [11:12] Torture     'Tis time for torture, Princess. [11:17] Princess     What's wrong, Torture? [11:18] Princess     You don't seem very chipper. [11:19] Torture     No, that's not true at all... [11:23] Princess     Did you think the slightest     change to your condition... [11:26] Princess     would escape me?! [11:29] Torture     Well done, Princess. [11:31] Torture     It seems I can't keep a secret from you. [11:33] Princess     What happened? [11:35] Torture     This is classified information, actually... [11:37] Torture     but there are going to be     personnel transfers tomorrow. [11:40] Ex     The Hellhorde's got personnel     shakeups, too, huh? [11:43] Princess     By personnel transfers, you mean     like changing departments? [11:48] Torture     Yes. [11:49] Torture     In other words, our torture     sessions together... [11:53] Torture     might end after today. [11:55] Princess     What?! [11:57] Princess     As a high-ranking grand inquisitor,     shouldn't you be safe?! [12:01] Torture     Torturers are a specialist position,     so transfers are very rare. [12:05] Torture     But I can't say for certain. [12:07] Torture     There's also the possibility of being moved     from the trenches to a board position. [12:11] Torture     And not just me, of course. [12:13] Torture     Someone else could end up     being transferred as well. [12:16] Princess     No way... [12:17] Princess     And tomorrow's the announcement... [12:20] Princess     Will you be notified before then? [12:22] Torture     No. [12:23] Torture     On the morning of, it will     be posted by the entrance. SIGN    Hellhorde Personnel SIGN    Hellhorde Personnel [12:27] Ex     What is this, a classroom shuffle? [12:29] Torture     Of course, I could continue to     be entrusted with you as well. [12:35] Princess     Torture... [12:37] Princess     Even if they split us up, we should     still grab lunch together... [12:41] Ex     What is this, a classroom shuffle? [12:42] Torture     Oh, my apologies. [12:44] Torture     I didn't mean to make things so somber. [12:47] Torture     This might be our last time, so we     wouldn't want to end on such a sad note! [12:52] Princess     I will not give in! [12:55] Princess     When you said that this     might be our last time, [12:57] Princess     I made up my mind to never give in today! [13:00] Princess     Torture! You'll never make     me surrender as you are! [13:06] Princess     Not while you're alone, that is! [13:12] Ex     What? [13:16] Torture     Is that right? [13:17] Torture     Then I suppose I have no     choice but to call for help. [13:22] Torture     The final torture... [13:24] Torture     Everyone, assemble! [13:28] Vanilla     Here we go, Prinshess! [13:30] Maomao-Chan     Here we come! [13:31] Group     Get ready, Princess-chan! [13:35] Torture     Prepare yourself, Princess! [13:37] Princess     Let's go! [13:39] Princess     I am the Princess and Commander     of the Imperial Third Legion! [13:43] Princess     I will never submit to such     feeble torture as this! [13:54] Demon A     Where'd you end up? [13:55] Demon B     It says I'm in the Fourth Army! SIGN    The next day [13:57] Demon C     Whoa, look who's moving up. [13:59] Demon D     Wowie. [14:00] Demon E     We'll need to celebrate. SIGN    Hellhorde Personnel [14:10] Princess     Torture! [14:12] Torture     Princess?! [14:14] Torture     What are you doing out— [14:18] Princess     Awesome! We're all together again! [14:22] Inki     G-Grand Inquisitor. [14:25] Inki     It's an honor to report to you again. [14:29] Youki     We'll torture 'em real good! [14:35] Torture     Princess, I look forward to     spending more time together. [14:39] Princess     Yeah! [14:40] Princess     Just know that I won't surrender! SIGN    The princess     confessed [16:43] Princess     Where am I? [16:45] Hell-Lord     So you've come to. [16:52] Hell-Lord     We've been reincarnated in another world. [16:57] Princess     What? [16:59] Ex     What's the meaning of this? [17:01] Princess     The Hell-Lord's body double! [17:02] Princess     Please explain this! SIGN    The princess and Ex think the Hell-Lord is his own body double [17:04] Hell-Lord     Just as we'd all gathered     for a game of basketball... [17:10] Hell-Lord     Do you remember the lightning strike     during that sudden thunderstorm? [17:14] Hell-Lord     It looks like that caused our     reincarnation in this parallel world. [17:19] Hell-Lord     We're still alive, so maybe it's     teleportation to a parallel world? [17:22] Hell-Lord     Either way, you see it all the time in anime. [17:25] Princess     I don't watch anime. [17:26] Hell-Lord     O-Oh. [17:28] Ex     So we're in a different world than our own? [17:31] Princess     How do we get back? [17:33] Hell-Lord     The way it usually works is you can     go back once you save the world. [17:38] Hell-Lord     I woke up around two hours     earlier than you did. [17:41] Hell-Lord     I've been exploring our surroundings here. [17:45] Hell-Lord     It looks like this world is under the     reign of one known as the Black Monarch, [17:50] Hell-Lord     who causes the populace great suffering. [17:52] Ex     The Black Monarch?! [17:53] Hell-Lord     To reach the Black Monarch's palace, [17:56] Hell-Lord     one must vanquish the Four Horsemen of     Darkness, who reside in the Black Tower. SIGN    The Black Tower [18:02] Hell-Lord     As for the Four Horsemen, I defeated them     all while I happened to be out investigating. SIGN    The Four Horsemen of Darkness [18:07] Ex     You defeated them?! [18:09] Hell-Lord     As I wandered the Dark Wastelands... SIGN    The Dark Wastelands [18:15] (Flashback) Garyuo     Never thought someone would show     up and beat the Four Horsemen. [18:19] (Flashback) Garyuo     But don't get cocky just yet. [18:22] (Flashback) Garyuo     Did you know? [18:23] (Flashback) Garyuo     The Four Horsemen of Darkness have     a Dark Power Level of 15 at best! [18:28] Ex     Explain this Dark Power Level thing first! [18:31] (Flashback) Garyuo     I am Garyuo! SIGN    Garyuo [18:33] Garyuo     My Dark Power Level is 100! SIGN    Dark Power Level: [18:41] Hell-Lord     After defeating Garyuo, [18:43] Hell-Lord     the Gate of Darkness leading     to the Black Palace appeared. [18:47] Ex     Garyuo got done in with his introduction! SIGN    Gate of Darkness [18:51] Hell-Lord     I passed through the Gate of     Darkness to the Black Palace. SIGN    The Black Palace [18:54] Hell-Lord     Awaiting me there were the     Black Monarch's loyal minions: [18:59] Hell-Lord     The Nine Darknesses. SIGN    Minions of the Black Monarch: The Nine Darknesses [19:00] Hell-Lord     All mighty warriors, with Dark     Power Levels exceeding 5,000. [19:04] Ex     The irreversible power     inflation's already begun! [19:08] Hell-Lord     Well, I managed to take them     down after this and that, [19:11] Hell-Lord     and thus, I reached the throne     room of the Black Monarch. [19:15] Ex     "This and that" are all the     Nine Darknesses get, huh? SIGN    Steamed Buns of Darkness [19:24] (Flashback) Black Monarch     So you've made it this far. SIGN    The Black Monarch [19:27] (Flashback) Black Monarch     Unfortunately for you, [19:29] (Flashback) Black Monarch     my Dark Power Level is... [19:31] (Flashback) Black Monarch     980,000. SIGN    Dark Power Level: [19:33] Ex     Now I feel sorry for Garyuo, showing     off with a Dark Power Level of 100. [19:37] (Flashback) Black Monarch     What's more, without the     heavenly dragons' treasure, [19:41] (Flashback) Black Monarch     the Sacred Skymitar, my     body cannot be pierced. [19:44] Ex     Why is he giving you hints     on how to beat him? [19:47] Hell-Lord     And so, I went into battle     against the Black Monarch! [19:54] Ex     What's with the song?! [20:03] Hell-Lord     No manner of slashing spell was able to     make even a scratch on the Black Monarch. [20:11] (Flashback) Black Monarch     Is that all you've got?! [20:12] (Flashback) Black Monarch     My Soul of Darkness, imbued with     the power of the Black Moon, [20:15] (Flashback) Black Monarch     has been led by the Dark Light and     burns darkly with the Black Flames, [20:19] (Flashback) Black Monarch     mastering the Way of the Dark! [20:21] (Flashback) Black Monarch     The Road of Darkness! [20:23] Ex     Dirt cheap prices on darkness! [20:26] (Flashback) Black Monarch     Now it's time I make my move. [20:28] (Flashback) Black Monarch     I'll finish you off and engulf the world     in darkness with my Dark Power Level. [20:35] (Flashback) Black Monarch     Black Sword! [20:37] (Flashback) Black Monarch     Can you withstand my Special Dark Attack?! [20:47] (Flashback) Black Monarch     Eh? [20:51] Hell-Lord     My slashing spells had no effect on him. [20:56] Hell-Lord     So I punched the living     daylights out of him. [21:09] Ex     Man, this is long... [21:25] Hell-Lord     And so, I vanquished the Black     Monarch, and returned here. [21:30] Ex     So you saved the world in     two hours, give or take? [21:33] Group     What? [21:35] Princess     The body double saved the world? [21:37] Hell-Lord     I normally try and act     with the utmost caution, [21:40] Hell-Lord     but I couldn't forgive the Black Monarch     after learning of his evil deeds. [21:44] Hell-Lord     Also, I've always dreamed of being     reincarnated in another world... [21:49] Hell-Lord     So I got a little excited! [21:51] Hell-Lord     So I got a little excited! [21:53] Hell-Lord     So I got a little excited! [21:57] Ex     Such strength for only a body double... [21:59] Princess     Yeah, the Imperial Army's in danger. [22:02] Hell-Lord     The Imperial Army commands a     much larger force than we do. [22:06] Hell-Lord     Besides... [22:07] Hell-Lord     What good can come from crushing your     opponent with overwhelming force? [22:18] Villager Man 1     The Black Clouds have vanished! [22:20] Villager Woman 1     Could it be that the Black Monarch... [22:23] Villager Man 2     Th-That reminds me, earlier... [22:25] Villager Man 2     A strange man came around asking     about the Black Monarch. [22:30] Village Elder     It's the great hero... [22:33] Villager Man 3     That can't be! [22:34] Villager Woman 2     "When the world falls to darkness, a hero     bearing a sacred sword will appear." [22:39] Villager Woman 2     The one from that legend?! [22:40] Villager Man 4     Wait, the legend says that a new     calamity appears with the hero, too! [22:44] Villager Man 4     The King of the Demon World! [22:46] Village Elder     He must have defeated the King     of the Demon World as well. [22:52] Village Elder     Praise be to the hero! [23:09] Youki     Princess-chan! [23:10] Torture     Just where have you two been? [23:14] Princess     Man, looks like we ended     up in another world. [23:17] Kanadge     I'm relieved to see you safe. [23:19] Maomao-Chan     I was real worried after     you left all of a sudden! [23:22] Hell-Lord     Geh-heh-heh. [23:23] Hell-Lord     I'm sorry about that. [23:26] Hell-Lord     Well then, let's take it from the top... [23:31] Hell-Lord     And have ourselves a nice     game of basketball! [23:34] Group     Yeah! [23:36] Narration     The torture will continue!