# E2 - Untitled
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**[00:00] Narration**
**The war between the Imperial Army and the
Hellhorde has raged on for many years...**
**[00:09] Narration**
**In the midst of battle, the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion**
**[00:17] Narration**
**falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.**
**[00:21] Narration**
**The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
Imperial secrets from the princess...**
**[00:27] (Flashback) Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[00:30] Narration**
**...mercilessly subjects her
to torture, day after day.**
**[00:52] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[00:56] Torture**
I shan't be your torturer for today.
**[00:58] Torture**
Two others shall be taking my place.
**[01:00] Ex**
The horrors!
**[01:01] Ex**
What manner of wicked inquisitors await us?!
**[01:05] Torture**
Come in...
**[01:08] Torture**
Lieutorments...
**[01:12] Torture**
Youki and Inki.
**[01:14] Youki**
Heya!
**[01:16] Inki**
H-Hello there...
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[02:51] Youki**
Nice to meetcha, Princess!
***SIGN*** Lieutorment
Youki
**[02:53] Youki**
Lieutorment Youki, at your service!
**[02:56] Inki**
A-And I'm Lieutorment Inki.
***SIGN*** Lieutorment
Inki
**[03:00] Ex**
Lieutorments?!
**[03:02] Ex**
The princess would never submit
to a pair of junior officers!
**[03:05] Torture**
They may be of lower rank,
**[03:08] Torture**
but they work as a team to use
tactics unavailable to me.
**[03:11] Torture**
All to torment our princess here.
**[03:21] Sign**
*Super Jump+Brawlers*
**[03:23] Game Narration**
*Super Jump+Brawlers!*
**[03:29] Youki**
All right!
**[03:30] Youki**
Today's the day I beat you!
**[03:32] Inki**
I'd like to see you try!
**[03:34] Game Narration**
*Ready, go!*
**[03:40] Youki**
Take this!
**[03:45] Game Narration**
*Inki wins!*
**[03:49] Youki**
Let me land at least, In-chan!
**[03:53] Youki**
Okay!
**[03:54] Youki**
I'll get you next time!
**[03:57] Inki**
I won't lose to you, You-chan.
**[03:59] Game Narration**
*Ready, go!*
**[04:00] Ex**
What's this?
**[04:01] Torture**
'Tis a video game.
**[04:02] Ex**
A video game?!
**[04:06] Ex**
A childish diversion!
**[04:09] Ex**
You stand before the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[04:12] Ex**
Her gallant figure leading the charge has
won the admiration of all she commands.
**[04:18] Ex**
A mere video game...
**[04:19] Ex**
stands no chance...
**[04:20] Ex**
of acting...
**[04:21] Ex**
as temptation!
**[04:25] Princess**
That looks fun...
**[04:26] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[04:29] Princess**
That's right.
**[04:32] Princess**
From a young age...
**[04:34] Princess**
I underwent strict training
to grow stronger.
**[04:40] Princess**
I devoted everything to improving myself.
**[04:43] Princess**
The only talking I did was with my sword!
**[04:45] Princess**
The truest form of communication!
**[04:51] Princess**
I have no need for friends...
**[04:56] Ex**
Your Highness.
**[05:01] Inki**
W-Wanna play together?
**[05:05] Princess**
I...
**[05:06] Princess**
I won't give in!
**[05:08] Princess**
Besides...
**[05:10] Princess**
I don't know what to say
to someone I've just met.
**[05:17] Torture**
Princess.
**[05:19] Torture**
You can play this game with four people.
**[05:24] Ex**
What...?
**[05:27] Youki**
Oh, you're doing good!
**[05:30] Princess**
**This is fun!**
**[05:32] Princess**
**Being next to someone feels so warm,
even if we don't make contact!**
**[05:37] Princess**
**When my smile is met by a smile next
to me, it's double the happiness!**
**[05:44] Princess**
**My happiness is multiplied by theirs...**
**[05:48] Princess**
**Ultra happy!**
**[05:58] Youki**
Powerful Miracle...
**[06:02] Youki**
Tornado Spin!
**[06:16] Youki**
I'm not done yet!
**[06:19] Inki**
G-Grumbly Griping...
**[06:22] Inki**
Gloomy Fire!
**[06:26] Inki**
H-How about this?!
**[06:29] Torture**
Cool Beauty Ice Storm!
**[06:47] Princess**
Pretty Princess...
**[06:49] Princess**
Special Strong Shine!
**[06:56] Game Narration**
*Princess wins!*
**[07:00] Youki**
Nice one, Princess!
**[07:01] Inki**
Th-That was great!
**[07:03] Torture**
Fine work indeed.
**[07:06] Youki**
All right, one more round!
***SIGN*** Another
day
of the
princess
confessing
**[07:12] Torture**
I see.
**[07:14] Torture**
Security at the eastern gate
is light on Wednesdays.
**[07:18] Princess**
U-Um...
**[07:20] Princess**
Can we play—
**[07:21] Princess**
No, never mind.
**[07:25] Princess**
We're mortal enemies.
**[07:27] Youki**
What are you talking about?
**[07:29] Youki**
We're friends, aren't we?
**[07:31] Inki**
W-We'll be back for more torture.
**[07:38] Princess**
I-It's not like I gave in to you fiends!
**[07:42] Youki**
Yeah, yeah.
**[07:43] Youki**
Let's add each other as friends.
**[07:45] Inki**
A-Add me too.
**[07:53] Princess**
Um...
***SIGN*** Chatter chatter
**[07:54] Youki**
I'll bring up the QR code, so
you scan it, Princess-chan.
**[07:55] Ex**
If you have a phone, please
use it to call for help.
**[07:58] Princess**
Yeah, okay.
**[08:25] Kanadge**
I've received a report.
**[08:39] Hell-Lord**
Cram school is on Wednesdays.
**[08:46] Torture**
We can't do anything if there's cram school.
**[08:48] Torture**
We'll need a new torture to get the
princess to divulge another secret.
**[08:56] Torture**
That reminds me.
**[08:58] Torture**
We sent her out on an expedition
to the town out west,
**[09:02] Torture**
but she's just about to return
after completing her mission.
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for
"Torture," Princess
**[09:11] Princess**
They read my message!
**[09:16] Krall**
Princess, time for some torture!
***SIGN*** Beastmaster
Krall
**[09:21] Torture**
This is Beastmaster Krall.
**[09:24] Krall**
Hey there, Princess.
**[09:25] Ex**
Beasts, you say?!
**[09:28] Ex**
When Her Highness was faced with a
pack of humongous, frenzied beasts...
**[09:36] Ex**
She was completely undaunted
and made short work of them!
**[09:39] Ex**
Her Highness will not submit
to any ordinary beast!
**[09:42] Krall**
Can you still put on a brave
face in front of *this* fella?
**[09:47] Krall**
Hngy-Baby!
**[10:05] Hngy-Baby**
Hngh?
**[10:07] Princess**
Cute!
**[10:10] Princess**
A polar bear cub?
**[10:12] Princess**
So cute!
**[10:15] Princess**
H-Hngy-Baby? Hngy-Baby!
**[10:18] Princess**
You're so cute! Oh! So cute!
**[10:26] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[10:28] Princess**
I suppose it *is* adorable,
**[10:30] Princess**
but do you think I would give
in at its cuteness and fess up?
**[10:34] Princess**
You sure do think little of me.
**[10:36] Ex**
You were real close to giving in.
**[10:39] Krall**
Well, then...
**[10:40] Krall**
Can you handle *this*, then?
**[10:54] Princess**
You heartless demon!
**[10:56] Princess**
Give that ball back right now!
**[10:58] Krall**
It's all in your hands, Princess.
**[11:00] Princess**
What?!
**[11:00] Krall**
If you feel sorry, then start talking!
**[11:05] Princess**
Curse you...
**[11:06] Princess**
That's real low, Hellhorde...
**[11:16] Princess**
Wait, does doing this hurt you?
**[11:20] Krall**
H-Hurt me?!
**[11:21] Krall**
And why exactly would I feel hurt?!
**[11:24] Krall**
Are you saying I feel bad
about stealing this ball,
**[11:26] Krall**
but I'm just enduring the
pain because it's my job?!
**[11:28] Krall**
This bear is my servant!
**[11:30] Krall**
I don't feel a scrap of sympathy—
**[11:55] Krall**
I'm sorry, Hngy-Baby!
**[11:57] Krall**
Sorry for being so mean!
**[11:59] Krall**
I'm so sorry!
**[12:01] Krall**
I love you! I love you!
**[12:04] Krall**
Love you lots!
**[12:06] Krall**
So, so much!
**[12:08] Krall**
Hngy-Baby!
**[12:09] Krall**
I love you!
**[12:11] Ex**
I don't exactly follow, but it
looks like we've won today.
**[12:16] Princess**
She refused to betray her
friend, mission or not.
**[12:20] Princess**
Her conviction has touched my heart!
**[12:22] Princess**
I will reveal my secret!
**[12:24] Ex**
Wait, why?
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[12:29] Princess**
So fluffy!
**[12:32] Princess**
Can I give it a hug?
**[12:33] Krall**
You betcha, baby!
**[12:36] Princess**
Yay!
**[12:37] Princess**
Whoa, so soft!
**[12:40] Narration**
**The information from today didn't
prove to be any use, either,**
**[12:44] Narration**
**so the torture continues.**
**[12:47] Narration**
**Incidentally...**
**[12:49] Narration**
**The job Krall just finished was
demolition work with beasts.**
**[12:55] Krall**
Oh, your shift's up already?
**[12:58] Krall**
Okay!
**[12:59] Krall**
Nice job!
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
**[13:08] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[13:11] Torture**
Today's torture will take place
in a different location,
**[13:14] Torture**
so we'll have you wear these
to maintain our secrecy.
**[13:44] Giant**
Hey!
**[13:47] Giant**
You must be the princess!
**[13:55] Giant**
My name is Giant.
***SIGN*** Combat Soldier Fourth Class
& Pain-Private
Giant
**[13:57] Giant**
Nice to meet you!
**[13:59] Princess**
You...
**[14:01] Princess**
You're huge.
**[14:03] Giant**
It's not nice to call a lady huge.
**[14:05] Ex**
What's going on?
**[14:07] Ex**
What's your reason for
bringing us to a hot spring?
**[14:10] Giant**
Huh? Reason?
**[14:13] Giant**
Hot springs feel so nice!
***SIGN*** Beam
**[14:16] Giant**
The hot springs are way better
than torture for a good talk!
**[14:21] Ex**
I see.
**[14:23] Ex**
Your plan is to use kindness
to trap Her Highness.
**[14:26] Ex**
Too bad, though.
**[14:29] Ex**
Her Highness is Princess and Commander
of the Imperial Third Legion.
**[14:33] Ex**
Since infancy, she was raised in
an environment free of indulgence.
**[14:38] Ex**
A heart of steel, ready at all
times to wield the blade.
**[14:43] Ex**
That is the unconditional
requirement for a knight.
**[14:47] Ex**
Your plot must be to gently
appeal to her emotions,
**[14:49] Ex**
so you can coax the empire's secrets
out of her, but it won't work!
**[14:52] Ex**
Her Highness will never succumb to...
**[14:58] Princess**
This rules!
**[14:59] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[15:02] Ex**
Your Highness? Your Highness!
**[15:04] Princess**
Don't worry, Ex.
**[15:07] Princess**
My first bath in ages.
**[15:09] Princess**
I must admit that it feels
good. It can't be beat.
**[15:12] Princess**
But nothing more than that!
**[15:15] Ex**
Your Highness!
**[15:17] Ex**
Now *that's* Her Highness!
**[15:18] Ex**
My one and only princess!
**[15:19] Princess**
It's just as Ex says.
**[15:21] Princess**
I grew up in an environment where
I was not allowed to act spoiled.
**[15:21] Ex**
Your Highness! Your Highness!
**[15:23] Ex**
Your Highness! Your Highness!
**[15:24] Princess**
I've never let anyone pamper me.
**[15:25] Ex**
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
**[15:27] Ex**
Your Highness! Your Highness!
**[15:27] Princess**
Your kindness and sympathy are wasted on me.
**[15:30] Princess**
The likes of that won't make me give in!
**[15:33] Giant**
What?
**[15:34] Giant**
You've never been pampered, even once?
**[15:37] Princess**
Huh? Yeah.
**[15:39] Giant**
Oh, is that right?
**[15:42] Giant**
In that case...
**[15:44] Giant**
C'mere.
**[15:47] Giant**
Mama's here.
**[15:49] Giant**
It's fine.
**[15:51] Giant**
You don't have to try so hard.
**[15:54] Giant**
It's important to let yourself be spoiled.
**[15:58] Giant**
Don't think of it as running away.
**[15:59] Princess**
W-Wait, I never asked to...
**[16:02] Giant**
There!
**[16:05] Princess**
**S-So warm...**
**[16:08] Giant**
There, there.
**[16:09] Princess**
**Being gently embraced by
someone bigger than you,**
**[16:12] Giant**
Good girl.
**[16:13] Princess**
**and having her whisper
words of encouragement.**
**[16:15] Giant**
You did your best.
**[16:16] Princess**
**It feels so nice!**
**[16:17] Giant**
Everything's okay now.
**[16:41] Giant**
Walkie-walkie. Walkie-walkie.
**[16:56] Princess**
Mama...
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[17:04] Princess**
The terrifying power of kindheartedness...
**[17:11] Torture**
How do you find this information?
**[17:16] Torture**
I understand.
**[17:18] Child Demon**
Mama! I want that!
**[17:21] Mother Demon**
No can do.
**[17:22] Mother Demon**
It's almost time for dinner.
***SIGN*** Hearty Baum
***SIGN*** Hearty Baum
***SIGN*** Slightly LargeRed Bean Bun
***SIGN*** Slightly LargeRed Bean Bun
***SIGN*** Slightly LargeCustard Bun
***SIGN*** Gorilla's March
***SIGN*** Gorilla's March
***SIGN*** PotaRico
***SIGN*** 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess
***SIGN*** Gorilla's March
Chocolate
**[17:37] Torture**
'Tis time for torture, Princess.
**[17:41] Ex**
What the heck is that?
**[17:42] Torture**
'Tis Gorilla's March.
**[17:44] Torture**
A very tasty cookie snack
filled with chocolate.
**[17:50] Ex**
Oh, it's just a snack for commoners!
**[17:52] Ex**
Her Highness has enjoyed only the
finest of snacks since infancy.
**[17:57] Ex**
Even when venturing outside for lessons,
**[18:00] Ex**
she had the Honored Knight serving the
Royal Empire, Jimochi, at her side,
***SIGN*** Honored Knight
Jimochi
**[18:07] Ex**
closely monitoring her.
**[18:10] Ex**
As a knight out in the field, there were
times when she ate rations and instant noodles.
**[18:15] Ex**
But I've never laid eyes on that snack!
**[18:18] Princess**
Drool...
**[18:19] Ex**
Your Highness?
**[18:20] Ex**
Has Your Highness ever eaten...
**[18:23] Princess**
Ah! Well...
**[18:26] Princess**
We would stop by the candy store
on my way back from lessons...
**[18:30] (Flashback) Jimochi**
Here, Your Highness.
**[18:33] (Flashback) Jimochi**
It's our little secret.
**[18:34] (Flashback) Princess**
Yay!
**[18:35] Ex**
That damn geezer!
**[18:36] Princess**
Please don't tell Mother!
**[18:38] Princess**
Jimochi was doing it for my sake!
**[18:40] Ex**
Naughty, naughty!
**[18:43] Ex**
You think I'd do that, like a little kid?
**[18:44] Ex**
I'm gonna tell Her Majesty!
**[18:46] Ex**
I'm a sacred sword, darn it!
**[18:48] Princess**
No need to worry, Ex.
**[18:50] Princess**
I'm not particularly attached to that snack.
**[18:52] Princess**
One box costs more than 100 yen,
so I basically never had it.
**[18:55] Princess**
I usually bought a bunch that cost 10 to 20
yen, along with one special 30-yen snack.
**[19:02] Princess**
That's the secret to enjoying cheap snacks.
**[19:04] Ex**
How plebeian of you, Your Highness.
**[19:06] Princess**
Besides...
**[19:08] (Flashback) Princess**
I want more!
**[19:09] Jimochi**
Not happening! It's mine!
**[19:10] Princess**
Jimochi would only ever share a few with me.
**[19:12] Princess**
Please!
**[19:13] Jimochi**
Upsy-daisy!
**[19:15] Ex**
Just give her some, you old crank!
**[19:16] Ex**
Honored Knight, my ass!
**[19:19] Torture**
Now then, let us begin the torture.
***SIGN*** Today's Lucky
Banana Fortune
Inside!
Check under the flap!
**[19:47] Princess**
Ex.
**[19:48] Princess**
To be honest, I'm jealous, and I want some.
**[19:51] Princess**
But it's not stirring up any other emotions.
**[19:54] Princess**
This torture session is in the bag!
**[19:56] Princess**
I'll never give in!
**[20:03] Princess**
Hey, Gorilla's March has a
cute picture on every piece.
**[20:08] Princess**
You need to appreciate...
**[20:13] Princess**
Wait, you fiend!
**[20:14] Princess**
You're not going to look at the pictures?!
**[20:16] Princess**
Stop it!
**[20:17] Princess**
The gorilla wearing a ribbon, the
gorilla sticking its tongue out...
**[20:21] Princess**
Do you know how many variants there are?!
**[20:24] Princess**
That indescribable fuzzy feeling when
you get the mommy and baby gorilla!
**[20:28] Princess**
Or the big-browed gorilla that brings
good luck to those who find it!
**[20:31] Princess**
There's all sorts of fun gimmicks in there!
**[20:36] Princess**
S-Stop...
**[20:42] Princess**
Everyone!
**[20:51] Princess**
Stop it...
**[20:56] Princess**
You monster!
**[21:01] Princess**
I'm begging you...
**[21:15] Princess**
Stop...
**[21:16] Princess**
Stop it already!
**[21:18] Princess**
I'll talk!
***SIGN*** The princess
confessed
**[21:26] Torture**
I see.
**[21:27] Torture**
The queen's shoe size is 23cm.
**[21:31] Torture**
If His Majesty is not pleased with this
information, I'll be back tomorrow.
**[21:35] Ex**
Yeah, she'll be back.
**[21:40] Princess**
The big-browed gorilla!
**[21:42] Princess**
Maybe something good is in store for me!
**[21:47] Princess**
Yummy!
**[23:29] Louch**
So that's Hellholm.
**[23:32] Louch**
I'm here to save you...
**[23:35] Louch**
Your Highness!