E8 - The Legendary Hero Is a Student!

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[00:02] Fieri
    We'll work things out here.
[00:04] Fieri
    The rest of you, go on ahead!
[00:09] Touka (Yuna)
    Shannon, gun it!
[00:16] Ethel
    Sorry to disappoint.
[00:17] Ethel
    But just ahead...
[00:21] Ethel
    is a pitfall.
[00:25] Milly
    If we fall from here—
[00:30] sign
    HE'S DEAD
[00:42] sign
    THE
[00:43] sign
    LEGEN
[00:43] sign
    DARY
[00:44] sign
    HERO
[00:44] sign
    IS
[00:45] sign
    DEAD
[01:59] sign
    Episode 8
[01:59] sign
    The Legendary Hero Is a Student!
[02:00] Ethel
    The shortest route to Elvania...
[02:02] Ethel
    I knew that if I set a trap here,
    you'd fall right into it.
[02:05] Ethel
    Of course, I'm sure this won't be the end of them.
[02:09] Ethel
    It'd take more than a pit trap
    to kill the legendary hero.
[02:15] Touka (Yuna)
    Hey, you okay?!
[02:17] Anri
    Honestly, a pitfall?
[02:19] Anri
    This is quite unfunny for a prank, you know.
[02:21] Touka (Yuna)
    I didn't dig this one, damn it!
[02:23] Marguerite
    What is this?
[02:24] Touka (Yuna)
    I adjusted the Sacred Sword's
    rigidity to use it as a cushion.
[02:28] Milly
    Hey, hang on!
[02:29] Milly
    Since when could you use
    the Sacred Sword, Sis?!
[02:32] Touka (Yuna)
    Erk!
[02:32] Touka (Yuna)
    I-It's part of Sion's power!
[02:35] Touka (Yuna)
    He can let anyone use the Sacred Sword!
[02:37] Milly
    I've never heard of a power
    like that before...
[02:40] Shannon
    Hey, you think we should get out of here?
[02:43] Shannon
    Whoever set the trap is
    probably on their way.
[02:45] Anri
    But with the enchanted
    carriage in this state...
[02:49] Marguerite
    There appears to be a city nearby.
[02:51] Marguerite
    Shall we head in that direction?
[02:53] Touka (Yuna)
    Might as well.
[02:54] Touka (Yuna)
    We could find a new ride there
    or someone to fix this one.
[03:01] Marguerite
    The fog is so thick...
[03:03] Marguerite
    Which way should we go?
[03:05] Milly
    My Sacred Sword can blow
    this fog away, no problem!
[03:11] Milly
    Okay, let's get going!
[03:13] Touka (Yuna)
    H-Hang on!
[03:14] Touka (Yuna)
    There might be more traps around!
[03:16] Milly
    Aw, what a worrywart!
[03:19] Milly
    The chance of there
    being more traps here is...
[03:22] Milly
    high!
[03:23] Anri
    Do you have something against Dame Milly?!
[03:25] Touka (Yuna)
    I'm tellin' you it ain't me!
[03:27] Touka (Yuna)
    Milly! Get back here already!
[03:28] Milly
    Yeah, roger that!
[03:30] Devil
    Woman. Looks tasty. Meat.
[03:33] Milly
    Oh, not again!
[03:35] Touka (Yuna)
    Milly! You okay?
[03:37] Milly
    Big Sis, there's devils in the fog!
[03:40] Touka (Yuna)
    You're okay—
[03:41] Touka (Yuna)
    Or not!
[03:43] Milly
    The most terrible devils!
[03:45] Milly
    They did this and that and
    the other thing to me...
[03:47] Touka (Yuna)
    You sure it wasn't some perv?
[03:49] Touka (Yuna)
    Okay, next we'll send out Margueri—
[03:50] Marguerite
    I am not going!
[03:52] Touka (Yuna)
    This place is even more
    dangerous than I thought.
[03:55] Touka (Yuna)
    I'll bet you this fog's an enemy spell, too.
[03:58] Touka
    And there are traps all around.
[04:01] Touka
    This ain't how devils fights.
[04:04] Touka
    Though it's hard to believe that necromancer
    guy would play like this either...
[04:10] Ethel
    This devil's mist spell
[04:12] Ethel
    allows only an authorized few
    to see through the fog.
[04:16] Ethel
    I can spy on everything you're doing.
[04:21] Ethel
    Now, what's your next move?
[04:23] Milly
    You sure about this?
[04:25] Milly
    Surely even Sion the hero
    isn't impervious to traps...
[04:28] Touka (Yuna)
    Don't you worry.
[04:29] Touka (Yuna)
    It'll take more than a trap
    to take out this legendary hero.
[04:32] Ethel
    I see.
[04:34] Ethel
    So the rumor that the legendary
    hero is dead is true.
[04:38] Ethel
    A corpse could indeed survive
    any trap I throw at it.
[04:41] Ethel
    And that cautious cross-shaped formation...
[04:44] Ethel
    I can tell they're reasonably intelligent.
[04:47] Ethel
    But...
[04:48] Ethel
    that won't be enough.
[04:50] Ethel
    This fog is magical.
[04:53] Ethel
    It can even cloak someone's presence.
[05:00] Touka (Yuna)
    Marguerite!
[05:01] Anri
    Your Highness!
[05:02] Ethel
    That's one down.
[05:04] Shannon
    Move out of the way.
[05:05] Shannon
    I can—
[05:08] Touka (Yuna)
    Hey, what happened?!
[05:10] Touka (Yuna)
    You guys are still alive out there, right?
[05:12] Touka (Yuna)
    Talk to me!
[05:16] Touka (Yuna)
    No way...
[05:18] Touka (Yuna)
    They can't all just be dead...
[05:25] Touka (Yuna)
    Damn it. This is nuts.
[05:28] Touka (Yuna)
    Please, spare me! I surrender!
[05:31] Touka (Yuna)
    You can hear me, can't you?!
[05:33] Touka (Yuna)
    Whoever's the leader out there!
[05:36] Low-Ranked Devil A
    We took 'em all out.
[05:39] Ethel
    Yes, I saw everything.
[05:41] Low-Ranked Devil B
    This is the last one.
[05:44] Ethel
    The moment you see your allies fallen,
[05:46] Ethel
    you pathetically plead for your life.
[05:49] Ethel
    A selfish lowlife like you
    wielding the Sacred Sword...
[05:51] Ethel
    What sort of farce is this?
[05:53] Touka (Yuna)
    I... I'll give you the Sacred Sword!
[05:55] Touka (Yuna)
    Just spare me!
[05:56] Ethel
    Willing to give up the sword, are you?
[05:58] Ethel
    Terribly sorry,
    but I can't take you at your word.
[06:02] Ethel
    Prove you're serious and I'll consider it.
[06:07] Touka (Yuna)
    Is that enough? Please...
[06:09] Ethel
    You're that desperate to survive,
    even after seeing all your allies slain?
[06:16] Ethel
    Very well.
[06:17] Ethel
    I'll gladly take the Sacred Sword.
[06:20] Ethel
    But I fear I must also ask you to die.
[06:24] Touka (Yuna)
    No way! You promised!
[06:26] Ethel
    I only said I'd consider it.
[06:28] Ethel
    Sorry to inform you,
    but I'm a bit of a fiend!
[06:32] Touka (Yuna)
    In that case, go ahead and get her, Anri.
[06:36] Ethel
    It can't be...
[06:38] Ethel
    They aren't dead?!
[06:41] Touka (Yuna)
    Hey, what happened to your backside?
[06:43] Milly
    That devil did it!
[06:44] Milly
    You made me play dead for so long...
[06:47] Ethel
    Possession necromancy?!
[06:49] Touka (Yuna)
    Anri manipulated that devil and
    pretended to go around killing everyone.
[06:54] Anri
    We used art supplies for the blood!
[06:57] Marguerite
    When that devil closed in to try to stab me,
[07:00] Marguerite
    I countered and slew it!
[07:02] Touka (Yuna)
    You didn't notice, did you?
[07:04] Touka (Yuna)
    It happened someplace
    you couldn't see.
[07:06] Ethel
    Was that the purpose of their formation?
[07:09] Ethel
    They weren't just wary of the devils?
[07:12] Ethel
    But the only way you could pull that off
    is if you knew where I was!
[07:17] Touka (Yuna)
    That was the easiest part of all.
[07:19] Touka (Yuna)
    I had eyes on you and what you
    were doing the entire time.
[07:23] Marguerite
    Once we knew your positions, we merely
    had to make myself the clear target.
[07:27] Touka (Yuna)
    And since you were watching
    from your lofty perch,
[07:30] Touka (Yuna)
    I pegged you for the ringleader.
[07:32] Touka (Yuna)
    I know all about the kind of person
    who fights with traps.
[07:36] Touka (Yuna)
    They're cautious above all.
[07:38] Touka (Yuna)
    They don't fight unless it's a sure bet.
[07:40] Touka (Yuna)
    So to lure you out, we had to create a setup
    where you'd be confident of your victory.
[07:47] Touka (Yuna)
    And you walked right into our trap!
[07:50] Touka (Yuna)
    I mean, if you wanna try to outtrap me,
[07:54] Touka (Yuna)
    you need another century of training!
[07:55] Milly
    But the princess and Anri
    did most of the work, right?
[08:02] sign
    X-Ray
[08:02] Touka (Yuna)
    Hey, while we're at it, she's got
    a pretty nice set of thighs.
[08:06] Marguerite
    Tou—
[08:07] Marguerite
    Yuna, the fog appears to have lifted,
[08:09] Marguerite
    so you have no further need
    to use the X-Ray spell.
[08:12] Touka (Yuna)
    Er, I thought she might be hiding weapons!
[08:15] Touka (Yuna)
    Now then, I'm no fan of pointless killing.
[08:19] Touka (Yuna)
    Strip down, slip on some stockings, plant your nose
    in the dirt, and maybe I'll forgive you!
[08:23] Milly
    Big Sis... Has Touka's influence
    corrupted you to that extent?
[08:28] Shannon
    It's like we're the bad guys
    here or something.
[08:30] Touka (Yuna)
    Well, what's it gonna be?
[08:33] Touka (Yuna)
    Tell me—
[08:34] Touka (Yuna)
    Agh! I'm so sorry!
[08:36] Marguerite & Milly
    What?!
[08:37] Touka (Yuna)
    Wh-What are you doing here...
[08:40] Touka (Yuna)
    Master?
[08:43] Marguerite
    Touka's master?
[08:46] Touka (Yuna)
    Ethel Borgnine.
[08:46] sign
    Ethel Borgnine
    Thief, Touka's Master
[08:47] Touka (Yuna)
    She taught me how to make traps
    and general survival knowledge.
[08:52] Touka (Yuna)
    It's been so long, Mast—
[08:54] Marguerite
    Clothes on, please.
[08:55] Ethel
    "Master"?
[08:56] Ethel
    I don't ever recall having a student
    like you.
[09:01] Touka
    Son of a bitch!
[09:02] Milly
    I knew it!
[09:03] Milly
    So that's what's going on.
[09:05] Milly
    I should have caught on the minute you
    said anything about stockings...
[09:09] Milly
    Big Sis—
[09:10] Milly
    I mean... That's you, isn't it,
    Big Brother Touka?
[09:13] Ethel
    That's Touka?
[09:14] Touka (Yuna)
    Anri. The Coffin of the Living.
[09:16] Anri
    V-Very well.
[09:19] Ethel
    Touka?!
[09:20] Touka (Yuna)
    It's possession necromancy.
[09:22] Milly
    Which means my sister...
[09:24] Touka (Yuna)
    Don't worry. She's not dead.
[09:26] Touka (Yuna)
    I'll catch you up later.
[09:27] Marguerite
    Did you meet your master during
    that period you mentioned
[09:31] Marguerite
    when Farom and Arat were at war?
[09:35] Touka (Yuna)
    Yeah.
[09:35] Touka (Yuna)
    Though by that point,
    the Gates of Hell had opened,
[09:38] Touka (Yuna)
    and both sides had bigger
    things to worry about.
[09:41] Anri
    Ah, so your strategic brilliance
    has a mysterious origin!
[09:45] Touka (Yuna)
    I guess it was three and a half years ago...
[09:48] Touka (Yuna)
    My parents were dead,
    and I was trying to get back to Elvania
[09:52] Touka (Yuna)
    when I fell into one of Master's traps.
[09:54] Touka (Yuna)
    Running away was about
    all I was good for back then.
[09:57] Touka (Yuna)
    That trap could've killed me, and yet...
[09:59] Touka (Yuna)
    I was so impressed by it.
[10:02] sign
    Several Days Later
[10:04] (Flashback) Ethel
    I didn't set that trap
    to catch children, you know.
[10:11] (Flashback) Ethel
    A kid like you
[10:12] (Flashback) Ethel
    going all the way to Elvania alone
    in the state the world's in?
[10:14] (Flashback) Ethel
    That'll never happen.
[10:16] (Flashback) Touka
    Then take me there, why don't you?
[10:19] (Flashback) Touka
    I can pay you, at least a little...
[10:21] (Flashback) Ethel
    What do I want with a babysitting job?
[10:24] (Flashback) Ethel
    Don't be ridiculous.
[10:25] (Flashback) Touka
    Then take me as your student!
[10:27] (Flashback) Touka
    With skills like yours, even if I'm alone...
[10:32] (Flashback) Ethel
    I'm a fugitive with a bounty on my head.
[10:34] (Flashback) Ethel
    If you don't want to die,
    get out of my sight, kid.
[10:45] (Flashback) Touka
    Please.
[10:46] (Flashback) Touka
    I really need to get back.
[10:49] (Flashback) Ethel
    But why ask a villain like me?
[10:53] (Flashback) Ethel
    So be it.
[10:55] (Flashback) Ethel
    On the way to Elvania,
    I'll teach you everything I know.
[10:59] (Flashback) Ethel
    But remember, I'm a villain.
[11:00] (Flashback) Ethel
    Forget that, and I'll kill you.
[11:03] Touka (Yuna)
    Master whipped me into shape
    on the way back to Elvania.
[11:06] Touka (Yuna)
    We made it there in a few months' time.
[11:08] Ethel
    Of course! So you're the one
    who killed the legendary hero!
[11:12] Milly
    What?! What's the meaning of this, Big Bro?!
[11:14] Touka (Yuna)
    I-It's not like that! It was an accident!
[11:16] Touka (Yuna)
    He just walked into my trap and died!
[11:19] Touka (Yuna)
    The real question here...
[11:21] Touka (Yuna)
    is why you're working with the guys
    siding with the devils, Master.
[11:24] Touka (Yuna)
    They're trying to wipe out humanity.
[11:27] Ethel
    I was at the Gates of Hell three months ago.
[11:31] Ethel
    It changed my way of thinking.
[11:33] Ethel
    I've decided to help out with
    their little revenge plot.
[11:36] Touka (Yuna)
    That ain't a real explanation.
[11:38] Touka (Yuna)
    What's going on at the Gates of Hell?
[11:42] Ethel
    Go there, and you'll see.
[11:43] Touka (Yuna)
    Huh?
[11:44] Ethel
    You too, necromancer.
[11:46] Ethel
    Go there, see it for yourself,
[11:49] Ethel
    and decide.
[11:51] Ethel
    What will you choose,
    and what will you cut loose?
[11:54] Touka (Yuna)
    Wh-Where are you going, Master?
[11:56] Ethel
    Since you're really Touka,
    I'll let you go. This time.
[12:00] Ethel
    But I'm still taking the Sacred Sword.
[12:03] Ethel
    Though if you want a fight to
    the death, I'm ready and willing.
[12:07] Ethel
    I'm fairly certain I can kill all of you.
[12:09] Touka (Yuna)
    Give me a damn break!
[12:11] Touka (Yuna)
    You bust up our enchanted carriage,
    and now you're walking off with the sword?!
[12:14] Ethel
    I am a thief.
[12:16] Ethel
    I won't give up a treasure like this readily.
[12:20] Touka (Yuna)
    Fine. You can have the sword.
[12:23] Touka (Yuna)
    In exchange, come with us
    to the Gates of Hell.
[12:25] Touka (Yuna)
    With you at our side, we'll be unbeatable!
[12:28] Ethel
    Have you forgotten that we're enemies?
[12:30] Touka (Yuna)
    Well, I'm not asking you to do it for free.
[12:33] Touka (Yuna)
    It'll be in exchange for your right arm.
[12:36] Touka (Yuna)
    I inserted a pin into the hilt
    that channels a lightning spell.
[12:41] Touka (Yuna)
    Drop it, or you're asking for a direct hit.
[12:43] Ethel
    I see. You don't miss a beat, do you?
[12:47] Ethel
    But why tell me before using the spell?
[12:51] Touka (Yuna)
    Because I trust you.
[12:54] Ethel
    I told you we're enemies.
[12:56] Ethel
    Fine.
[12:57] Ethel
    I lose.
[12:59] Ethel
    There's a magical craftsman's
    workshop to the northeast.
[13:02] Ethel
    You should be able
    to fix your carriage there.
[13:04] Touka (Yuna)
    Aw, that's my master for ya!
[13:06] Touka (Yuna)
    You're so darn nice!
[13:07] Touka (Yuna)
    I just knew you'd cooperate!
[13:09] Touka (Yuna)
    Although...
[13:10] Touka (Yuna)
    There's more to it, y'know?
[13:13] Touka (Yuna)
    You accepted defeat.
[13:15] Touka (Yuna)
    That means you gotta offer up your life
    or accept some other condition, right?
[13:21] Touka (Yuna)
    Of course, we're all friends here, Master.
[13:23] Touka (Yuna)
    I won't force you into anything.
[13:25] Touka (Yuna)
    But I'd be real disappointed to find out
    my dear master isn't a woman of her word!
[13:32] Ethel
    You piece-of-shit student!
[13:35] Ethel
    The minute you're back
    in your own body, you'll pay!
[13:39] Marguerite
    You may wish to watch your back as well.
[13:46] Diego
    I can't believe they won her over.
[13:49] Diego
    The power of lushighs is impressive indeed!
[13:52] Friedrich
    Why didn't you tell me?
[13:54] Diego
    I thought ignorance would make
    the reunion all the more touching.
[13:59] Diego
    Rather tear-jerking consideration,
    wouldn't you say?
[14:03] Friedrich
    I see.
[14:04] Friedrich
    So this is where you've been...
[14:06] Friedrich
    Anri.
[14:10] Belarco
    At last, the time has come for me to
    unleash my ultimate twin-spear technique...
[14:15] sign
    Ultimate Twin-Spear Technique:
    Wicked Dragon Burial Twin Spear Wave
[14:15] Belarco
    Ultimate Twin-Spear Technique:
    Wicked Dragon Burial Twin Spear Wave!
[14:21] Dott
    You beat them already?!
[14:23] Dott
    I'd expect no less from the legend
    who's slain over a hundred demons!
[14:26] Belarco
    A formidable rival, this horse.
[14:28] Dott
    Even with my noble goal of seeing a naked—
[14:30] Dott
    Rather, my goal of returning peace
    to my city,
[14:33] Dott
    I never would have made it this far alone.
[14:36] Dott
    I used to be a merchant, you see.
[14:40] Dott
    And one of my remaining
    wares from that time...
[14:43] Dott
    is this little enchanted skiff.
[14:45] Dott
    This will allow us to report to the king
    about the naked-in-stockings—
[14:49] Dott
    I mean, about the situation
    in the city within the day!
[14:53] Marguerite
    I just felt the most curious chill...
[14:55] Anri
    Stuffy-nose bestie!
[14:57] Fieri
    What is the meaning of this?
[14:59] Touka (Yuna)
    Well, a lot happened...
[15:01] Ethel
    Do you have a death wish?
[15:03] Ethel
    If I catch you eating someone, I'll kill you.
[15:06] Ethel
    How many times must I say it?
[15:07] Marguerite
    She has the devils firmly under her thumb.
[15:10] Marguerite
    Even if she is Touka's master,
[15:13] Marguerite
    surely it's perilous to trust this woman.
[15:16] Fieri
    Ethel Borgnine...
[15:18] Fieri
    Head of the bandits wanted in the capital.
[15:21] Ethel
    And you're Fieri Yunis,
    formerly of the Four Knights.
[15:25] Ethel
    You're on my personal shit list, you know.
[15:28] Fieri
    What a coincidence.
[15:29] Fieri
    You happen to be on my grope list as well.
[15:32] Ethel
    All right, that's it.
[15:33] Ethel
    I'm killing you here and now!
[15:34] Fieri
    Then I'll grope you here and now!
[15:36] Touka (Yuna)
    Knock it off!
[15:37] Touka (Yuna)
    You're weirdly talking past each other!
[15:38] Touka (Yuna)
    Also, we're working together right now!
[15:41] Ethel
    There it is.
[15:43] Ethel
    That's the magical craftsman's workshop.
[15:45] Ledo
    Get lost!
[15:47] Ledo
    I'm retired!
[15:52] Ethel
    Well, I got you to the workshop.
[15:53] Ethel
    The rest is in your hands.
[15:55] Touka (Yuna)
    That wasn't the damn deal!
[15:57] Touka (Yuna)
    He says he's retired!
[15:59] Ethel
    Goodness me. If you insist...
[16:02] Ethel
    If he won't let us in,
    we'll let ourselves in
[16:04] Ethel
    and steal a new enchanted carriage.
[16:05] Touka (Yuna)
    All in the interest of saving people!
[16:07] Marguerite
    We can't break the law!
[16:09] Fieri
    My Yuna's turned delinquent...
[16:11] Milly
    Papa, get a grip!
[16:13] Marguerite
    Now I'm complicit!
[16:16] Ledo
    You filthy criminals!
[16:18] Ledo
    I trust you're prepared to die!
[16:22] Ledo
    Sion! Is that you, Sion?!
[16:24] Touka (Yuna)
    Hey, you old coot! I ain't Sion!
[16:27] Ledo
    Forgive me.
[16:27] Ledo
    My vision's grown so poor, you see...
[16:29] Ledo
    You just had the air of Sion about you.
[16:31] Anri
    Are you a fan of Sir Sion's?
[16:33] Ethel
    Oh, I forgot to mention it.
[16:35] Ethel
    This is Ledo Breydan.
[16:36] sign
    Ledo Breydan
    Sion's Grandfather
[16:38] Ethel
    He's Sion the hero's grandfather.
[16:40] Ledo
    Forgive me.
[16:41] Ledo
    My vision's grown so poor, you see...
[16:44] Ledo
    If I'd known it was you, Sion,
    I'd have let you right in.
[16:47] Touka (Yuna)
    The damn cup's right there!
[16:49] Fieri
    I'm told he swore to focus on nothing
    but his battle until the world is safe.
[16:53] Ledo
    Is that why he's so quiet?
[16:55] Ledo
    That's my good, obedient boy.
[16:57] Touka (Yuna)
    Look, can you fix our
    enchanted carriage up quick?
[17:01] Ledo
    I can swap the broken rear wheel
    and magical channels quickly enough,
[17:04] Ledo
    but repairs to the enchanted
    engine may prove difficult.
[17:06] Ledo
    With my stamina and vision
    in this sorry state,
[17:10] Ledo
    it could take two whole days!
[17:12] Touka (Yuna)
    Two days?!
[17:14] Touka (Yuna)
    That's too damn slow!
[17:16] Touka (Yuna)
    Got any other carriages lying around?
[17:17] Ledo
    None that would reach Elvania within a day.
[17:22] Milly
    This is terrible...
[17:23] Marguerite
    Mr. Ledo.
[17:25] Marguerite
    I've digested an introductory volume
    on magical craftsmanship.
[17:28] Marguerite
    How much more should I read
    if I wish to assist you?
[17:31] Ledo
    Truly? In such a short time?
[17:34] Marguerite
    I'm a very fast learner.
[17:36] Ledo
    I see...
[17:38] Ledo
    This here should just about do it.
[17:40] Marguerite
    Very well.
[17:41] Marguerite
    Please give me approximately
    an hour and a half.
[17:45] Touka (Yuna)
    Damn, Marguerite's something else!
[17:47] Touka (Yuna)
    What's her brain even made of?
[17:49] Milly
    That's a princess for you!
[17:51] Touka (Yuna)
    By the way, what's the deal with
    you being a "legendary hero"?
[17:54] Touka (Yuna)
    And your Sacred Sword—
[17:56] Fieri
    That's right. We never got around to that.
[17:58] Fieri
    But I can't reveal such
    information to an enemy.
[18:02] Ethel
    Oh? Now I'm even more curious.
[18:05] Ethel
    If you tell me, I might give you—
[18:07] Fieri
    A feel? Of boobies?!
[18:08] Fieri
    Give me a handful of those puppies,
    and I'll gladly tell you!
[18:11] Ethel
    I was going to say information!
[18:12] Ethel
    Intel on your enemy!
[18:14] Fieri
    Very well.
[18:16] Fieri
    Milly.
[18:17] Milly
    It's a man-made Sacred Sword.
[18:19] Milly
    Mages and magical craftsmen from
    all over the world worked together
[18:23] Milly
    to make four new Sacred Swords.
    This is one of them.
[18:26] Touka (Yuna)/Anri
    A man-made Sacred Sword?!
[18:28] Touka (Yuna)
    You mean that sword could
    seal the Gates of Hell too?
[18:31] Fieri
    No, the man-made Sacred Swords
    aren't quite that potent.
[18:35] Touka (Yuna)
    So how's it different from a normal sword?
[18:38] Ethel
    I see...
[18:39] Ethel
    That Sacred Sword could slay the
    Dark Lord and his Four Infernal Generals?
[18:43] Fieri
    Yes, that's right.
[18:45] Ethel
    Given the Generals' remarkable
    regenerative powers,
[18:48] Ethel
    all arms but the legendary Sacred Sword
    are ineffective against them.
[18:51] Ethel
    But if this blade can slay them,
    that truly would make you a hero.
[18:55] Ethel
    The intel I have to offer also
    concerns the Infernal Generals.
[18:59] Ethel
    The necromancers you're up against...
[19:03] Ethel
    They have the bodies of the Infernal
    Generals in their possession.
[19:06] Ethel
    In addition, over a thousand devils
    await you in Elvania.
[19:11] Ethel
    You'll have to beat every single
    one of them within the day.
[19:15] Ethel
    Surely that makes the gravity
    of the fight ahead of you clear.
[19:19] Ethel
    If you don't want to die,
    you should give up right now.
[19:23] Touka (Yuna)
    The Four Infernal Generals...
    and a thousand devils?
[19:26] Ethel
    Or we can bypass Elvania
    and hit the Gates of Hell.
[19:30] Ethel
    It's not like you really care about saving
    people or the fate of the world, right?
[19:36] Touka (Yuna)
    We've got the legendary hero, his companions,
[19:39] Touka (Yuna)
    and a former member
    of the Four Knights with us.
[19:41] Touka (Yuna)
    We'll kick their asses,
    no matter what they throw at us.
[19:44] Ethel
    Do you really mean that?
[19:48] Touka (Yuna)
    It's true that I don't have a scrap
    of do-gooder in me.
[19:51] Touka (Yuna)
    But this is just like three
    and a half years ago.
[19:57] Touka (Yuna)
    I'm trying to save the same person now.
[20:07] Milly
    The person you're trying to save...
[20:09] Milly
    Is it my big sister?
[20:12] Touka (Yuna)
    Yeah.
[20:13] Touka (Yuna)
    She's been infected with
    a devil-conversion spell.
[20:16] Touka (Yuna)
    The reason I'm in her body is to
    keep her from going on a rampage.
[20:20] Milly
    That's awful...
[20:21] Touka (Yuna)
    But running into you
    means we're in the clear!
[20:24] Touka (Yuna)
    I was worried we couldn't
    hack this on our own.
[20:27] Touka (Yuna)
    Plus, you've got that awesome sword!
[20:29] Touka (Yuna)
    How'd you get your hands on it, anyway?
[20:32] Milly
    I won a tournament held
    in the western kingdom
[20:36] Milly
    and was thus declared a legendary
    hero worthy of wielding it.
[20:39] Milly
    Hey, want to duel for old time's sake?
[20:42] Milly
    With our future marriage on the line!
[20:45] Touka (Yuna)
    The hell?!
[20:46] Touka (Yuna)
    Hang on, this can't possibly
    be the best time for—
[20:53] Touka (Yuna)
    Now you're shooting at me?!
[20:55] Milly
    The projectiles come from my sword,
    so it's allowed!
[20:58] Touka (Yuna)
    You're gonna freakin' kill me!
[21:00] Milly
    Then we'll be married in the afterlife!
[21:05] Touka (Yuna)
    Damn it! If that's how you wanna play...
[21:07] Touka (Yuna)
    Sorry, but I'll just knock you out cold!
[21:12] Touka
    Crap. My mana's totally...
[21:19] Touka (Yuna)
    I-I lose, okay?
[21:21] Touka (Yuna)
    But you gotta beat me
    a hundred times to marry me, so—
[21:23] Milly
    You'll "kick their asses"?
    You're "in the clear"?
[21:27] Milly
    How are you going to save my
    sister when you're this weak?!
[21:31] Milly
    You're clearly not facing reality!
[21:37] Touka (Yuna)
    I'm still going to save her.
[21:39] Touka (Yuna)
    I'll use whatever dirty,
    underhanded tricks I have to.
[21:44] Touka (Yuna)
    This is no different from three years ago.
[21:47] Touka (Yuna)
    The legendary hero saved you back then.
[21:51] Touka (Yuna)
    But now, the legendary hero is dead...
[21:54] Touka (Yuna)
    So who's going to save her if I don't?
[21:57] Milly
    I'm glad.
[21:59] Milly
    I knew that's what you'd say.
[22:02] Touka (Yuna)
    H-Hang on, you did that on purpose?
[22:04] Milly
    I know how it went down.
[22:06] Milly
    Three years ago, you were the one
    who really saved us, weren't you?
[22:12] Milly
    I had a chance to ask Sion, and he told me.
[22:16] Milly
    When the devils attacked Elvania,
    the reason he was able to make it in time
[22:20] Milly
    was because of all the traps
    set along on the way!
[22:23] Milly
    So if this is no different from back then,
[22:25] Milly
    you'll be the one to save her again!
[22:28] Touka (Yuna)
    Nah.
[22:30] Touka (Yuna)
    All I did back then was buy time.
[22:33] Touka (Yuna)
    We'd have been helpless
    if the hero hadn't shown up.
[22:36] Touka (Yuna)
    That said...
[22:38] Touka (Yuna)
    I'm not the guy I was three years ago.
[22:40] Touka (Yuna)
    I've got the legendary hero's power.
[22:42] Touka (Yuna)
    I've got friends I can trust.
[22:44] Touka (Yuna)
    So this time, I really will be the one to...
[22:47] Touka (Yuna)
    We'll be the ones to save Yuna!
[22:49] Milly
    Of course we will!
[22:52] Touka (Yuna)
    Boy, none of this sounds like me, does it?
[22:55] Touka (Yuna)
    I'm gonna hit the crapper.
[22:57] Touka (Yuna)
    I've been holding it in this whole time.
[22:59] Milly
    Yeah, sure!
[23:05] Touka
    Yeah, I've been holding in
    the urge all this time...
[23:10] Touka
    No matter what anyone tells me,
[23:12] Touka
    I have no choice but to save Yuna.
[23:16] Touka
    Rather, there's something even more
    precious than Yuna I have to protect...
[23:21] Touka
    It's these pretty li'l thighs!
[23:23] Touka
    Yeah, Yuna's thighs are the best!
[23:26] Touka
    The ultimate thighs, combining sexiness
    and beauty in one tight package!
[23:30] Touka
    This creamy softness from
    which all kindness flows...
[23:34] Touka
    They could suck my entire body in—
[23:36] sign
    18 hours until Yuna and the others become devils