E2 - The Legendary Hero Impostor
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[00:00] Kyle
In that case...
[00:02] Kyle
If I slay him now, will you accept me then?
[00:07] Touka
Huh?!
[00:10] sign
HE'S DEAD
[00:22] sign
THE
[00:23] sign
LEGEN
[00:23] sign
DARY
[00:24] sign
HERO
[00:24] sign
IS
[00:25] sign
DEAD
[01:38] sign
Episode 2
[01:38] sign
The Legendary Hero Impostor
[01:39] Touka
Slay me?
[01:40] Touka
I'm already a zombie!
[01:42] Kyle
There are two ways I can end you.
[01:44] Kyle
First, use a mana-infused attack to destroy
your head, where your astral form dwells.
[01:50] Kyle
Second, destroy your original physical form.
[01:53] Touka
None of this makes any sense.
[01:55] Touka
Hey, Anri! I'm throwing in the towel.
[01:57] Touka
Give him the legendary hero's body.
[02:00] Touka
Anri!
[02:03] Kyle
Forget it. It was just a joke.
[02:06] Kyle
I thought a little act like that
might get Anri to give in,
[02:10] Kyle
but her stubbornness is truly unrivaled.
[02:12] Kyle
You leave me no choice.
[02:14] Kyle
I'll fight in your place
on the quest tomorrow.
[02:16] Touka
You mean it? Thanks, man!
[02:19] Touka
You're way more understanding
than someone here!
[02:22] Kyle
Don't be rude, now.
[02:25] Kyle
Anri and I remain united
in our desire to save the world.
[02:29] Touka
Kyle...
[02:29] Yuna
Lord Kyle!
[02:31] Touka
Boy, what a nice guy.
[02:34] Touka
The journey ahead will be a breeze.
[02:38] Touka
Is that what I'm supposed to think?!
[02:40] Touka
That snotty brat didn't
even try to back me up!
[02:43] Touka
If I don't do something,
I'll still wind up dead!
[02:47] Touka
I'll just have to take back my body.
[02:59] Touka
I'll get my body back, and then I just gotta
find a way to return to normal!
[03:07] Touka
C-Calm down, man!
[03:08] Touka
Now's not the time to get distracted by those*!
[03:11] Touka
Focus, man! Focus!
[03:17] Touka
Yup, nothing makes thighs*
look their best like stockings!
[03:21] Touka
That's one job well done.
[03:23] Touka
I'll have sweet dreams tonight.
[03:26] Touka
Wait, dumbass!
[03:28] Touka
You're here to get your body!
[03:33] Touka
A burglar? Probably not...
[03:38] Touka
Kyle?
[03:39] Touka
Is he gonna go after Yuna in her sleep?!
[03:43] Touka
No, the other one?!
[03:44] Touka
He's into little girls?!
[03:46] Touka
Damn, no wonder he can't be the hero!
[03:52] Touka
What's he want with the necklace?
[03:56] Touka
No way...
[03:58] Touka
He wants to kill me after all?!
[04:05] Kyle
A trap, eh?
[04:09] Yuna
Wh-What was that?!
[04:12] Anri
The protection spell I cast
on the Coffin of the Living activated.
[04:16] Anri
Someone must have tried to take it.
[04:19] Anri
The culprit can't have gotten far.
[04:21] Yuna
Wait.
[04:22] Yuna
There's no need for an emergency search.
[04:25] Touka
Why does Kyle want me dead?
[04:29] Touka
Does he want the hero's body that badly?
[04:32] Touka
He's not gonna let it go...
[04:34] Touka
I have to figure out a way through this!
[04:39] Touka
Hey, Yuna. What's up?
[04:41] Yuna
I think you know exactly what's up.
[04:43] Touka
Crap. I forgot...
[04:45] Yuna
Die, asshole! Pervert!
[04:49] Captain
We shall henceforth embark on the devil hunt!
[04:53] Crowd
Yeah!
[04:57] Kyle
Touka... What happened to your face?
[05:00] Touka
I was worried about Yuna catching a cold,
[05:02] Touka
so I snuck into her room and put
stockings on her, but got caught.
[05:06] Touka
But after I did that, someone apparently
tried to steal Anri's necklace.
[05:10] Touka
She thought it was me, hence the beating.
[05:13] Kyle
I think messing with a sleeping woman
is reason enough for the beating...
[05:19] Kyle
Did you catch any sign of the necklace thief?
[05:22] Touka
Nah, I left right after
the whole stockings thing.
[05:25] Kyle
I see.
[05:26] Kyle
Once the hunt is over,
I'll help you find the culprit.
[05:29] Touka
Thanks a bunch, man!
[05:31] Touka
Help me find the culprit?!
You're the culprit, asshole!
[05:34] Touka
Still, his behavior suggests
he didn't notice me last night.
[05:39] Touka
If he can't get at the necklace,
he'll likely target me next.
[05:43] Touka
The only question is when.
[05:46] Touka
At the very least, he won't
attack while anyone's watching.
[05:49] Touka
If he wants the hero's body for himself,
[05:51] Touka
he won't want it to get out
that he murdered me.
[05:54] Touka
So as long as I'm never
alone with him, I'm safe!
[05:58] Touka
And if I explain things to Yuna
and Anri after this hunt,
[06:02] Touka
he'll never get another chance at my head.
[06:04] Touka
I'll keep an eye on the necklace,
too, just to be safe.
[06:07] Touka
Hey, Anri.
[06:09] Anri
How might I help you, Sir Touka?
[06:12] Touka
Stick close, okay?
[06:17] Anri
V-Very well.
[06:22] Touka
This is the devils' lair?
[06:24] Yuna
I-I'm nervous all of a sudden...
[06:29] Belarco
I'd like us to split up now.
[06:32] sign
Belarco
Spearman
[06:32] Belarco
I intend to unmask that impostor hero.
[06:37] Touka
The guy who goes off on his own
always dies first at times like this.
[06:41] Kyle
Not necessarily.
[06:42] Touka
Huh?
[06:43] Kyle
That's Twin-Spear Belarco,
[06:45] Kyle
said to have slain over a hundred
devils in the battle three years ago.
[06:49] Touka
A hundred?!
[06:50] Touka
Seriously? That means he's gonna beat us—
[06:57] Pidon
Hells yeah! Feasting time!
[06:59] Pidon
Who do I sink my teeth into first?
[07:01] Pidon
Aw, now don't go dying just yet!
[07:03] Pidon
Pidon likes his food still squirming!
[07:06] Touka
I thought that guy's slain a hundred devils!
[07:10] Kyle
The black head indicates a mid-ranked devil.
[07:13] Kyle
Be careful.
[07:14] Kyle
Its kind uses magic, too.
[07:17] Touka
It disappeared?!
[07:20] Hunt Team A
What's going on?
[07:21] Hunt Team B
We can't beat this thing!
[07:23] Hunt Team B
We're all gonna die!
[07:24] Hunt Team
Run!
[07:25] Hunt Team
Damn! We're done for!
[07:29] Yuna
Hey! Touka's running, too!
[07:31] Touka
Yuna, Anri! Make a break for it, too!
[07:35] Pidon
Aw, I speared his heart!
[07:38] Pidon
My bad!
[07:39] Pidon
They're way less tasty dead!
[07:41] Yuna
No way... Touka?
[07:43] Yuna
Touka?!
[07:46] Pidon
But there's plenty more feast
where that came from!
[07:49] Yuna
It disappeared again!
[07:53] Touka
Look up, guys!
[07:54] Yuna
He's standing on a magic circle?!
[07:58] Kyle
I see. So that's how you perform
that dive-bomb maneuver.
[08:03] Pidon
You've figured out the trick,
but you still can't stop me!
[08:07] Kyle
Oh, I most certainly can.
[08:09] Kyle
Ein Astres!
[08:12] Pidon
Huh?
[08:16] Kyle
Slice to pieces!
[08:23] Yuna
Oh, wow! What a spell!
[08:26] Yuna
You're amazing, Lord Kyle!
[08:27] Yuna
What are you doing now?
[08:29] Kyle
Retrieving the proof that we slayed a devil.
[08:32] Kyle
Its heart.
[08:36] Yuna
A m-magic crystal?
[08:38] Kyle
Yeah, that's right.
[08:40] Kyle
Magic crystals are devil hearts, you see.
[08:43] Yuna
Really?
[08:45] Yuna
This pattern...
[08:46] Kyle
It's diabolic script. An incantation.
[08:49] Kyle
Recite it to yourself after
the activation word "Ein,"
[08:54] Kyle
and you can use the same spell the devil did.
[08:57] Yuna
It's that easy?!
[08:58] Kyle
Yeah, though the effect
is limited by your mana.
[09:01] Anri
This one's "Ocupethe."
[09:03] Yuna
So this would let me use magic?
[09:06] Kyle
Why not keep it as a souvenir?
[09:08] Kyle
I have no need of it.
[09:09] Yuna
Are you sure?
[09:10] Touka
Hang on a minute!
[09:12] Touka
I'm the one who saw through
the trick and scored us a win.
[09:15] Touka
How about a little gratitude?
[09:16] Yuna
You're going to brag after running away?
[09:19] Hunt Team C
Mr. Legendary Hero! Please save us!
[09:22] Touka
Huh?
[09:28] Devil A
Save the little ones for later.
[09:30] Devil A
Finish the legendary hero.
[09:32] Touka
Why were there devils in the woods?!
[09:34] Kyle
Did they just happen to be out,
[09:36] Kyle
or did they know we were coming?
[09:38] Kyle
Either way, their numbers pose a problem.
[09:41] Touka
Damn it. In that case...
[09:44] Touka
Time to beat it!
[09:45] Yuna
You wanna run?!
[09:46] Yuna
That fortress is their lair!
[09:48] Touka
You saw how many of them are out there!
[09:51] Touka
I'm sure there's nobody left inside!
[09:53] Kyle
And luring them into the narrow halls
will keep them from overwhelming us?
[09:57] Anri
Of course! That's the strategist
who surpassed the legendary hero for you!
[10:02] Devil B
Welcome, humans...
[10:04] Devil B
to our dining hall!
[10:06] Touka
Wait, what? Why're there devils here, too?
[10:09] Yuna
We're between a rock and a hard place!
[10:12] Kyle
There's certainly more of them
than I expected.
[10:16] Touka
We're gonna get eaten, just like these guys!
[10:18] Touka
Right down to our bones!
[10:20] Anri
Even so, we do outnumber them.
[10:23] Touka
Retreating into fantasy, huh?
[10:25] Touka
I get the appeal.
[10:26] Touka
I bet I'll awaken my latent superpowers
and become invincible any minute now, too!
[10:31] Anri
Forgive me. I fear I must
desecrate your deaths.
[10:36] Anri
Ein Goedde!
[10:39] Anri
Upon Sir Touka I used possession necromancy.
[10:42] Anri
But this is another type...
[10:45] Yuna
The skeletons...
[10:46] Anri
Remote necromancy!
[10:49] Anri
My servants.
[10:50] Anri
Annihilate these devils!
[10:55] Touka
Hey. They're super weak.
[10:57] Anri
Worry not.
[10:58] Anri
Ein Grendel!
[11:03] Touka
Hey, now they're tougher!
[11:05] Kyle
That's a physical enhancement spell.
[11:07] Kyle
Anri's connected herself to
the skeletons with threads of mana.
[11:11] Kyle
Any spell she casts will travel through
them to the skeletons simultaneously.
[11:17] Kyle
But it expends a lot of mana at once.
[11:19] Kyle
We need to back her up!
[11:22] Touka
Hey, you said I wouldn't have to fight!
[11:24] Yuna
It's okay. It's okay...
[11:27] Touka
Besides, it's not like we've
really fought devils before!
[11:31] Touka
Wuh?
[11:32] Touka
Frickin' hell! My arm!
[11:36] Touka
Not good!
[11:36] Touka
Yuna, dodge!
[11:39] Touka
No! Yuna is...
[11:43] Yuna
Eek! What happened?!
[11:46] Touka
It only dissolved her clothes?!
[11:49] Devil C
I like naked ladies.
[11:51] Touka
That devil knows what's up!
[11:54] Yuna
No!
[11:54] Touka
Hey! Yuna!
[11:56] Touka
Damn it! We can't afford to get separated!
[11:59] Touka
Is it safe to take my eyes off of Kyle?
[12:02] Touka
No! My priority is Yuna right now!
[12:05] Touka
For more reasons than one!
[12:09] Yuna
Why did this have to happen to me?
[12:12] Yuna
One look at those devils
and I totally lost my nerve.
[12:14] Yuna
I'm even worse than Touka.
[12:16] Touka
You called?
[12:17] Touka
Hold it! I'm not a devil!
[12:19] Yuna
Don't look!
[12:21] Touka
I was worried this might happen,
[12:23] Touka
so I brought a spare outfit...
[12:25] Yuna
You mean it?
[12:26] Touka
This "spare outfit" is a swimsuit!
[12:28] Touka
Would you rather wear my jacket,
which stinks of the grave?
[12:31] Yuna
Not in a million years!
[12:32] Devil C
Where's the naked lady?
[12:35] Yuna
I-It's coming... What do we do?
[12:38] Touka
Form change...
[12:40] Touka
Whip!
[12:41] Yuna
It can do more than get bigger?
[12:43] Touka
It seems it can take
any simple shape I imagine.
[12:48] Touka
It's always limp when I hold it, though.
[12:51] Touka
Our lives were on the line here,
so I did a little advance prep.
[12:54] Touka
So please find your strength
and join the fight with me.
[12:57] Touka
You beat the crap out of me
all the time, remember?
[13:00] Touka
So what chance does a devil have?
[13:02] Yuna
Stupid Touka thinks he can lecture me, huh?
[13:06] Devil C
Found you.
[13:10] Devil C
This is too saggy to—
[13:14] Touka
The Sacred Sword hardens up
again when I'm not holding it,
[13:17] Touka
though the elongation lowers its toughness
[13:20] Touka
and it reverts to normal after enough time passes.
[13:22] Touka
Yuna! Now's our chance!
[13:24] Devil C
I wanna dissolve the lady's clothes.
[13:26] Devil C
I wanna see her naked in stockings!
[13:30] Touka
Naked in stockings?!
[13:32] Touka
Oh, man, this guy gets it.
[13:34] Touka
A true man of culture!
[13:35] Touka
Yuna, don't hurt him!
[13:37] Touka
This devil is our ally!
[13:40] Yuna
Ally, my ass!
[13:42] Yuna
Naked in stockings over my dead body!
[13:44] Yuna
Ein Ocupethe!
[13:49] Yuna
Every single one of you...
[13:51] Yuna
is my enemy!
[13:54] Yuna
I did it!
[13:55] Yuna
I really did it!
[13:56] Yuna
I beat a devil!
[13:59] Touka
Impossible...
[14:00] Touka
The naked-in-stockings pledge...
[14:02] Yuna
Say, devils aren't so tough after all!
[14:04] Yuna
Or maybe I'm a natural with this magic stuff!
[14:12] Kyle
At last, the hour has come.
[14:14] Kyle
Now, Touka, it's time for you to die.
[14:17] Touka
Yuna! Hey, Yuna!
[14:19] Kyle
Don't worry. She's just unconscious.
[14:22] Kyle
I'm no fan of harming women.
[14:27] Touka
The dude who tried to kill me last night
is gonna put on the nice-guy act?
[14:31] Kyle
Oh? You knew it was me?
[14:38] Kyle
You have no chance.
[14:39] Kyle
I'm a champion who fought
alongside the legendary hero.
[14:43] Kyle
That's right.
[14:44] Kyle
I'm part of the hero's party.
[14:46] Kyle
And that's all I've ever been...
[14:48] Kyle
Never the legendary hero.
[14:51] Kyle
Talent, beauty, nobility...
I was born with it all.
[14:56] Kyle
They said divine blood
flowed through my veins.
[14:59] Kyle
I should have been chosen
by the Sacred Sword.
[15:03] Kyle
Had the one perfect being
who surpasses even me...
[15:06] Kyle
Had Sion not appeared!
[15:10] Kyle
And so, when Anri joined the party,
I made up my mind.
[15:13] Kyle
If there were heights I couldn't
reach in my current body,
[15:16] Kyle
I'd have to become Sion!
[15:20] Kyle
It was easy to fool Anri.
[15:23] Kyle
I used her necromancy to
take over various devils
[15:25] Kyle
and attacked Sion time and again!
[15:28] Kyle
Yet I failed at every turn.
[15:31] Kyle
But at last! At last...
[15:33] Kyle
I can become the perfect being!
[15:36] Touka
I get it now.
[15:38] Touka
You're an absolute madman,
[15:40] Touka
so obsessed with the legendary hero
that you want to become him!
[15:45] Kyle
The hero's body is wasted in the hands
of a worthless piece of trash like you.
[15:50] Kyle
Indeed, behold!
[15:51] Kyle
You can't lift a finger, or a leg, to stop me!
[15:55] Kyle
You're not worthy to be the legendary hero.
[15:59] Touka
I'm just the son of a wannabe
mercenary nobody.
[16:02] Touka
I'm stupid, I'm not much of an athlete,
[16:07] Touka
and now I find out I have the mana of a baby.
[16:10] Touka
But no matter what anyone else thinks,
[16:13] Touka
I don't hate myself.
[16:16] Touka
I think I'm worth a lot.
[16:19] Touka
Even the legendary hero's body
has been nothing but bad news.
[16:23] Touka
Meanwhile, here you are...
[16:26] Touka
You wanna be him? The "perfect being"?
[16:30] Touka
I don't hafta take crap from a guy
so desperate to give up being himself!
[16:37] Kyle
Such words lack impact
from a failure like you.
[16:45] Yuna
Well? That had impact, right?
[16:49] Kyle
You should've stayed down...
[16:55] Kyle
What?!
[16:57] Touka
Anri!
[17:00] Kyle
I thought you'd still be fighting!
[17:02] Anri
I remembered what Sir Touka said...
[17:04] Anri
"Stick close."
[17:06] Kyle
And so you left all those devils back there?!
[17:09] Anri
No.
[17:10] Anri
I'd slain about half when the other
quest participants came to my aid.
[17:15] Anri
I will never give you the hero's body.
[17:19] Anri
Leave now, and perhaps I'll spare your life.
[17:24] Kyle
What an presumptuous thing to say.
[17:27] Kyle
I'm the one who's been sparing your life.
[17:30] Kyle
I didn't want to hurt you,
[17:33] Kyle
which is why I hoped you'd
agree to make me the hero.
[17:36] Kyle
But I'd forgotten...
[17:38] Kyle
You see, Anri isn't human.
[17:42] Kyle
The necromancer clan have
magic crystals for hearts.
[17:45] Kyle
They're devils masquerading as humans!
[17:51] Kyle
So I'm going to kill you
[17:53] Kyle
and take your magic crystal.
[17:56] Touka
Talk as big as you want
in your birthday suit,
[17:58] Touka
but we still have the advantage.
[18:01] Touka
We and our skeleton army...
[18:04] Touka
Where's the skeleton army?
[18:06] Anri
I left them back there.
[18:07] Touka
What?
[18:09] Kyle
Sounds like the great Anri
is running out of strength!
[18:12] Kyle
I'll finish things here and now, then!
[18:14] Touka
Tch! In that case...
[18:17] Touka
We book it!
[18:25] Touka
No way are we beating
that guy in a fair fight!
[18:28] Yuna
Why?!
[18:30] Touka
Naked in stockings?!
[18:32] Touka
Congrats on your dream coming true, man.
[18:41] Kyle
I lost them... Damn!
[18:44] sign
Form Change: Wall
[18:47] Touka
Looks like he bought it.
[18:50] Touka
So? You really a devil?
[18:52] Anri
It's true that I have
a magic crystal for a heart.
[18:55] Anri
My white hair and red eyes, too, are
adaptations to the environment of Hell.
[19:01] Anri
I'm the descendant of those who were locked
behind the Gates of Hell long ago.
[19:07] Yuna
A human born in Hell?!
[19:09] Touka
But how does Kyle know all that stuff?
[19:12] Anri
Three years ago, the necromancers
escaped from Hell,
[19:16] Anri
but we were persecuted in the northlands.
[19:19] Anri
Sir Sion was the only person to learn
what I was and still treat me as human.
[19:26] Anri
Sir Touka...
[19:27] Anri
You are now the legendary hero.
[19:30] Anri
If you cannot trust me, I give you
permission to slay me here and now.
[19:35] Anri
If I cannot carry on the hero's will,
I am better off dead.
[19:43] Touka
Well, you're a damned pain in the ass
who got me mixed up in this huge, stupid mess.
[19:48] Touka
But one day, you might grow into
a beautiful girl with luscious thighs.
[19:54] Touka
If I'm gonna have to save the world,
[19:57] Touka
I'd be missing out if I can't watch
you grow up in the meantime.
[20:01] Anri
Wh-What happens if I become
a beautiful girl with luscious thighs?!
[20:05] Touka
We'll enjoy a relaxed life
together in my village.
[20:07] Anri
I'll do it! I'll do it!
[20:10] Anri
I'll become a beautiful girl with luscious
thighs and live forever with Sir Touka!
[20:14] Yuna
You're okay with that corrupt motive?!
[20:17] Yuna
Well, I trust you too, Anri.
[20:19] Yuna
Let's work together to do
the legendary hero's job.
[20:22] Anri
Dame Yuna!
[20:23] Yuna
So, what do we do now?
[20:26] Touka
Good question!
[20:28] Touka
Guess it's time to get serious.
[20:30] Yuna
The loser's refrain!
[20:34] Kyle
Those worthless failures!
[20:41] Kyle
Found you.
[20:44] Touka
He's here.
[20:46] Kyle
You ran right into a dead end, eh?
[20:49] Kyle
It's clearly a trap.
[20:51] Kyle
My superior intelligence tells me so.
[21:00] Kyle
Just as I thought.
[21:01] Touka
Damn! It missed!
[21:04] Kyle
Anri's mana is at its limit.
[21:07] Kyle
It's safe to assume there won't
be any more zombie attacks.
[21:15] Touka
I surrender!
[21:16] Touka
I'll let you kill Anri if you spare me!
[21:21] Kyle
The absolute scumbag!
[21:25] Kyle
I clearly expected too much
from you bunch of failures!
[21:31] Kyle
Now, give me Sion's body—
[21:34] Touka
The hilt from a replica.
[21:36] Touka
I figured it might come in handy,
so I smuggled it out with me.
[21:42] Kyle
So, where's the real one?
[21:44] Kyle
Did you think you could negotiate
in exchange for that?
[21:47] Touka
Oh, certainly not.
[21:48] Touka
I'm not hiding it, see...
[21:52] Touka
That was the bait to lure you out.
[21:56] Touka
Setting traps is kind of a hobby of mine.
[21:59] Touka
And if there's one I like best...
[22:03] Touka
It's a pitfall!
[22:04] Kyle
You...
[22:07] Kyle
You worthless failures!
[22:12] Kyle
Guess even failures like us
can get the better of you.
[22:18] Kyle
Have a nice life at the bottom of the sea,
[22:20] Kyle
you weird, stupid pervert.
[22:24] Citizen
The legendary hero has returned!
[22:28] Yuna
With all these, I can become a great mage!
[22:32] Quest-Giver
I'm taking these as proof of devils slain.
[22:36] Quest-Giver
And here's your three-million-kruk reward.
[22:39] Yuna
Aw... Can't I keep just one?
[22:42] Yuna
Hey!
[22:42] Shopkeep
This is only three million!
[22:45] Shopkeep
Where's the other seven million?
[22:47] Shopkeep
If you can't pay it, give back my wand!
[22:49] Yuna
The wand...
[22:51] Yuna
It melted!
[22:52] Shopkeep
Seven million!
[22:53] Citizen
And pay your food tab!
[22:54] Yuna
What do we do, Touka?
[22:56] Touka
H-Hey, I know where to get money!
[22:59] Touka
The capital!
[23:00] Touka
We'll shake the king down for all he's worth!
[23:04] Anri
Sir Touka!
[23:05] Anri
I bought stockings!
[23:07] Anri
What do you think?!
[23:11] Touka
Burdock roots.
[23:12] Anri
You're so mean!
[23:19] Leland
Such beautiful, wonderful bones...
[23:23] Friedrich
You seem to be enjoying yourself.
[23:25] Friedrich
Well? Who's our next target, then?
[23:30] Leland
Princess Marguerite Farom.
[23:33] Leland
The most beautiful bones in the kingdom.
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