E5 - The Legendary Hero Is Revived

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[00:06] (Flashback) Touka
    Hang on a minute!
[00:08] (Flashback) Touka
    That guy's not a true necromancer.
[00:11] (Flashback) Touka
    Which means...
[00:14] sign
    HE'S DEAD
[00:26] sign
    THE
[00:27] sign
    LEGEN
[00:27] sign
    DARY
[00:28] sign
    HERO
[00:28] sign
    IS
[00:29] sign
    DEAD
[01:43] sign
    Episode 5
[01:43] sign
    The Legendary Hero Is Revived
[01:44] Leland
    Curious.
[01:46] Leland
    There are too many blood stains.
[01:50] Leland
    It's not blood?
[01:51] Leland
    They tricked me!
[01:54] (Flashback) Touka
    What's a guy boosted by soma drops gonna do?
[01:57] (Flashback) Touka
    He's gonna send his skeletons out
     in all directions.
[02:01] (Flashback) Touka
    We'll use the sacred sword to disguise ourselves
     as a rock and wait for our chance.
[02:05] (Flashback) Yuna
    Hang on a sec.
[02:07] (Flashback) Yuna
    He has to be feeling cautious.
    Won't he keep some skeletons in reserve?
[02:11] (Flashback) Anri
    Well...
[02:12] (Flashback) Anri
    With remote necromancy, you share the
    perception of all the zombies you control.
[02:17] (Flashback) Anri
    But it's impossible for a human
    to pay attention to that many at once.
[02:22] (Flashback) Anri
    In other words, he'll easily
     fall for even a simple trap.
[02:26] Leland
    What? What was that?
[02:28] (Flashback) Touka
    Then, while he's concentrating
     on the skeletons,
[02:31] (Flashback) Touka
    I'll infiltrate their ranks, and...
[02:34] Leland
    A skeleton accosting me of its own accord?
[02:39] Touka
    What?!
[02:40] Leland
    I thought you might come.
[02:42] Leland
    Unfortunately for you,
    that's a reinforced bracer.
[02:45] Leland
    I moved the magic crystal over here.
[02:49] Leland
    I knew that if you wanted to stop my magic,
[02:51] Leland
    you'd target my crystal.
[02:55] Leland
    Now, my skeletons! Tear him off of me!
[02:58] Yuna/Anri
    Ein Grendel!
[03:02] Yuna
    Even if we can't destroy these guys...
[03:04] Anri
    We can still knock them away!
[03:06] Leland
    They're using the spell in tandem?!
[03:08] Leland
    Nevertheless, the instant my skeletons
    return, it's over for you!
[03:11] (Flashback) Touka
    There's a chance our ambush may fail.
[03:14] (Flashback) Touka
    If it does, I'll do whatever I can
    to expose his magic crystal.
[03:19] (Flashback) Touka
    Then, Marguerite...
[03:20] (Flashback) Touka
    You destroy it for me.
[03:22] (Flashback) Marguerite
    Me? But...
[03:24] (Flashback) Touka
    We're in a forest.
[03:26] (Flashback) Touka
    There's tons of things around us
    that we can use to make weapons.
[03:30] (Flashback) Touka
    The wood of these trees
    is extremely flexible.
[03:33] (Flashback) Touka
    These are sturdy enough to make twine.
[03:37] (Flashback) Touka
    See where I'm going with this?
[03:43] Marguerite
    Isaac.
[03:44] Marguerite
    Without you,
[03:46] Marguerite
    I'd be in tears right now
    over my own powerlessness.
[03:51] Marguerite
    Take a good look.
[03:53] Marguerite
    Behold the person I've become
     under your tutelage.
[03:57] (Flashback) Touka
    I know you can make the shot.
[03:59] (Flashback) Marguerite
    Right.
[04:00] Marguerite
    This is what a real princess looks like.
[04:09] Leland
    No, no, no, no!
[04:11] Leland
    What have you done?!
[04:13] Yuna
    Now...
[04:14] Yuna
    Are you ready for what's coming?
[04:20] Touka
    The moment you set out to create
    a thighless world,
[04:22] Touka
    you were destined for defeat at my hands.
[04:25] Anri
    Incredible! Was this all truly foretold?
[04:28] Yuna
    It absolutely was not.
[04:30] Marguerite
    Touka!
[04:31] Marguerite
    We're saved, aren't we?
[04:34] Touka
    Yeah! Pretty much all thanks to me!
[04:39] Devil
    Leland, what a nobody you turned out to be!
[04:43] Devil
    And here I am, bringing you
    this nice souvenir...
[04:46] Marguerite
    Siruela?!
[04:49] Yuna
    The devil with the red head
    I saw in the basement?!
[04:52] Anri
    That's...
[04:53] Anri
    a high-rank devil!
[05:04] Yuna/Marguerite
    Touka!
[05:04] Anri
    Sir Touka!
[05:05] Devil
    Aw, I missed the princess?
[05:08] Devil
    Wait, is that the Sacred Sword?
[05:10] Devil
    So that's the legendary hero?
[05:12] Devil
    Well, whatever! Who's next?
[05:15] Yuna
    I think this was...
[05:16] Yuna
    Ein Rosabis!
[05:18] Yuna
    Ein Grendel!
[05:20] Yuna
    I don't know if I stand
    a chance against this thing,
[05:23] Yuna
    but I have to try!
[05:27] Devil
    Decent moves for a nobody.
[05:30] Yuna
    How's Touka?!
[05:32] Anri
    He's alive!
[05:33] Anri
    But given his poor regenerative abilities...
[05:35] Yuna
    Find any soma drops?!
[05:36] Isaac
    None!
[05:37] Isaac
    That was the last of them!
[05:38] Yuna
    Anri, send him back to his body!
[05:41] Yuna
    We at least have to save his soul!
[05:44] Anri
    No!
[05:44] Anri
    If I send him back in this state,
    he'll degenerate for sure!
[05:51] Devil
    So you're Anri?
[05:53] Devil
    You're the necromancer
    Leland kept talking about...
[05:57] Devil
    So what's all this?
[05:59] Devil
    We don't feel grief
    when someone dies, do we?
[06:02] Devil
    You know, necromancers like us.
[06:05] Anri
    "Like us"?
[06:07] Devil
    I'll take you along.
[06:11] Devil
    Now, let's get back to the killing!
[06:14] Devil
    I wonder how king will react
    when he sees his dead daughter!
[06:18] Isaac
    Ein Seil!
[06:21] Isaac
    Your Highness, I'll buy you time!
[06:24] Isaac
    Use it!
[06:27] Devil
    Ah, the little rat who refuses to die?
[06:32] Yuna
    I'm here too!
[06:33] Devil
    Pathetic nobodies!
[06:41] Marguerite
    It's no use.
[06:42] Marguerite
    I can't pee when I'm nervous!
[06:45] Touka
    It's okay. Forget it.
[06:47] Touka
    That's not something a princess
    should be doing anyway.
[06:50] Marguerite
    Touka!
[06:51] Touka
    I figured this was how things would shake out.
[06:54] Touka
    Some farmer like me
    trying to save the world...?
[06:59] Marguerite
    Don't say that!
[07:01] Marguerite
    You were willing to sacrifice
    your life to protect me!
[07:05] Marguerite
    You're a true hero to me, at the very least!
[07:09] Touka
    Yeah?
[07:11] Touka
    Then can your hero ask a final wish?
[07:15] Touka
    I've got stockings in my pocket.
[07:17] Touka
    If you'd put them on,
    just this one last time...
[07:20] Marguerite
    You're still thinking about that now?
[07:28] Marguerite
    Touka?
[07:32] Marguerite
    Touka?!
[07:33] Marguerite
    I refuse to allow you to die here!
[07:37] Marguerite
    I refuse...
[07:45] Marguerite
    You must take responsibility.
[07:50] Marguerite
    Because through all your lies...
[07:54] Marguerite
    Through your lies, I fell in love!
[08:02] Devil
    What's the matter?
    You're looking pretty slow.
[08:07] Yuna
    I've used so much mana that I'm feeling faint...
[08:10] Touka
    You can relax now! You bought us enough time.
[08:14] Touka
    Brought back to life by a princess's tears...
[08:18] Touka
    Doesn't get more "legendary hero" than that.
[08:21] Devil
    So you are the legendary hero.
[08:24] Devil
    No, wait... Is there someone else in there?
[08:28] Devil
    Still, no matter how many times you revive,
[08:30] Devil
    you'll still be a nobody!
[08:36] Touka
    Who're you calling a nobody?
[08:39] Touka
    You're the nobody here!
[08:44] Yuna/Marguerite
    A giant...
[08:45] Yuna/Marguerite
    thigh?!
[08:47] Touka
    Get crushed,
[08:49] Touka
    you eyebally bastard!
[08:55] Diego
    So that's the legendary hero?
[08:57] Diego
    Wonderful. How touching.
[09:00] Diego
    Our revenge story wouldn't be exciting
    if he wasn't at least that strong.
[09:06] Friedrich
    What happened?
[09:07] Diego
    Things could get rather interesting soon.
[09:10] sign
    Diego Valentine
    "Bloody Tears Diego" the Necromancer
[09:10] Diego
    You should look forward to it, Mr. Snot-Nose!
[09:14] Friedrich
    I really wish you'd stop calling me that.
[09:14] sign
    Friedrich Norstein
     "Mr. Snot-Nose" the Necromancer
[09:20] Yuna
    What happened to Leland
    after he was arrested?
[09:23] Marguerite
    Dr. Leland overdosed on soma drops, so...
[09:27] Leland
    Bones! Bones! Bones! Bones!
[09:30] Touka
    He went nuts, huh?
[09:32] Marguerite
    Siruela was badly injured.
    She'll be hospitalized for some time.
[09:36] Yuna
    After facing a devil like that,
    it's a wonder she's even alive.
[09:40] Touka
    Yeah, she's pretty amazing.
[09:44] Anri
    What's going to happen to the orphanage?
[09:46] Isaac
    No need to worry there.
[09:48] Isaac
    I've thrown my hat into the ring to be director.
[09:51] Touka
    You wanna take over?
[09:52] Isaac
    In name only at first.
[09:54] Isaac
    I plan to relearn my principles of education
[09:56] Isaac
    so that I never make the same mistake again!
[09:59] Marguerite
    You make me sound like
    a failed experiment...
[10:01] Marguerite
    But my MES is cured.
[10:03] Touka
    What?! It is?
[10:05] Marguerite
    Yes!
[10:06] Marguerite
    Maybe crying ten years of pent-up tears
[10:09] Marguerite
    and getting my real
    feelings out did the trick.
[10:13] Touka
    I was hoping for your help
     if I ever rot again...
[10:16] Yuna
    Her condition's not
    for your convenience, you know!
[10:18] Marguerite
    R-Really, don't worry!
[10:20] Marguerite
    I'll give you my remaining soma drops.
[10:23] Touka
    You mean it?
[10:24] Touka
    So I can finally start my
    journey as a proper hero!
[10:28] Touka
    Our true battle begins now!
[10:30] Yuna
    Don't say that. You'll jinx it.
[10:33] Touka
    By the way, what did you mean
    about "getting out your real feelings"?
[10:38] Marguerite
    Oh, well...
[10:40] Marguerite
    I said it in the heat of the moment...
[10:42] Marguerite
    I'm much too embarrassed to say it again!
[10:45] Touka
    I do remember making a dying wish...
[10:50] Marguerite
    W-Will this do?
[10:53] Touka
    Lusciousness on par with Yuna's!
[10:56] Touka
    Like a radish so plump
    that you can barely pluck it!
[10:59] Anri
    A radish? A fellow vegetable!
[11:01] Touka
    I'd hate to say goodbye.
[11:03] Touka
    I could worship those thighs every day...
[11:07] Yuna
    That's the creepiest pick-up line
    I've ever heard.
[11:09] Marguerite
    I'm very sorry.
[11:11] Marguerite
    I am still a princess, you see...
SIGN    You're setting out again?
[11:18] Touka
    The world's in danger, after all...
SIGN    I see.
SIGN    Then allow me to bestow you with a token of my esteem.
SIGN    I hope it'll be of use to you.
[11:27] Touka
    What's this thing?
[11:28] Isaac
    An enchanted carriage.
[11:30] Isaac
    It moves by infusing the magic crystal
    in the driver's seat with mana.
[11:35] Anri
    It moves with mana?!
[11:37] Anri
    So I'll be doing all the driving?!
[11:37] sign
    Shock
[11:37] sign
    Mana Level 2
[11:37] sign
    Mana Level 1
[11:40] Touka
    Marguerite's not gonna see us off?
[11:44] Isaac
    Her Highness is having her lessons
    with another tutor over there.
[11:49] Touka
    Oh, you're right.
[11:52] Isaac
    She asked me to deliver this letter.
[11:55] Marguerite
    Touka, Yuna, Anri...
[11:58] Marguerite
    If not for you, I might be
    lost to the world right now.
[12:04] Marguerite
    The gratitude I feel for you
    cannot be expressed in words.
[12:07] Marguerite
    Touka, when I learned that you
    were not the real legendary hero,
[12:11] Marguerite
    I was deeply hurt.
[12:14] Marguerite
    But I will forever treasure
    the memories I made with you.
[12:18] Marguerite
    And once peace returns to the world,
[12:21] Marguerite
    I hope to meet you in your true form.
[12:25] Touka
    "PS—I packed a present for you
    in the trunk in the back."
[12:30] Touka
    A present?!
[12:35] Touka
    Marguerite!
[12:36] Marguerite
    You need to take responsibility
    for your lies!
[12:40] Marguerite
    I'll be giving you the training you need
    to become a true legendary hero!
[12:45] Touka
    Aw, shucks! No way!
[12:50] Marguerite
    I've planned this all out perfectly!
[12:52] Yuna
    You don't think the princess
    stashed herself in there, do you?
[12:56] Yuna
    And the one who waved
    to us was a body double?
[12:59] Touka
    Don't be stupid!
[13:00] Touka
    She'd never trick us like that!
[13:03] Touka
    Don't you dare besmirch
    the woman who saved your life!
[13:07] Marguerite
    No way...
[13:08] Yuna
    Sorry. I didn't mean it like that.
[13:11] Marguerite
    They'll be so disappointed if they find me...
[13:15] sign
    Days later, they discovered her
    on the verge of starvation.
[13:21] sign
    Fifteen Days Out from the Capital
[13:24] Touka
    Take that!
[13:27] Marguerite
    You left yourself wide open.
[13:29] Touka
    C-Can we give the training a rest?
[13:32] Touka
    I don't need it.
[13:33] Touka
    I can just enlarge the Sacred Sword
    and smash any enemy we run into.
[13:37] Yuna
    But you're back down
    to a mana level of 3 now.
[13:40] Touka
    Huh? Already?
[13:41] Marguerite
    You're expending mana every day
    to repair your body.
[13:46] Marguerite
    It's impressive maintenance, considering.
[13:48] Touka
    How many vials of soma drops
    did you bring, Marguerite?
[13:52] Marguerite
    Five.
[13:53] Touka
    This is bad!
[13:54] Touka
    We gotta get to the Gates of Hell
    and finish this journey fast!
[13:57] Marguerite
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[13:58] Marguerite
    It's dangerous to rely entirely
    on soma drops.
[14:01] Marguerite
    You need to learn how to fight without mana!
[14:03] Touka
    If it comes down to it,
    a good pitfall solves most problems.
[14:07] Marguerite
    I won't allow you to fight
    in such an unheroic way!
[14:10] Yuna
    Touka is incapable of learning
    anything he's not interested in.
[14:13] Yuna
    He never learned to raise
    anything that wasn't a radish.
[14:16] Touka
    Because it's the perfect food!
     Great to look at, great to eat!
[14:19] Touka
    In life, a radish is all you need!
[14:22] Touka
    Speaking of needing,
    is it really okay for you to be with us?
[14:25] Touka
    Can the capital get along without you?
[14:26] Marguerite
    I'm sure Isaac will cover for me.
[14:30] Marguerite
    And I believe it's best that I use
    everything he taught me to save the world.
[14:36] Touka
    Choosing to fight on
    the front lines yourself...
[14:39] Touka
    The brave princess takes after her father.
[14:42] Touka
    The fate of the world rests
    on your shoulders.
[14:45] Yuna
    And yours too, right?
[14:47] Anri
    Sir Touka!
[14:48] Anri
    We'll have fowl for dinner tonight!
[14:50] Touka
    Great work!
[14:51] Yuna
    It looks delicious!
[14:53] Marguerite
    W-Wait!
[14:54] Marguerite
    That's a letter from Siruela!
[14:57] Siruela
    The moment you slew
    that high-rank devil the other day,
[15:01] Siruela
    one of the court magicians spotted
    an astral form flying to the northeast.
[15:06] Siruela
    We believe the devil was being
    controlled via possession necromancy
[15:09] Siruela
    by someone other than Leland.
    Perhaps a true necromancer.
[15:15] Siruela
    It would be dangerous to leave them at large.
[15:18] Siruela
    I'd like you to head northeast
    and track down the necromancer.
[15:22] Touka
    Know anything about this, Anri?
[15:24] Anri
    I don't know who was possessing that devil,
[15:27] Anri
    but if another necromancer
    managed to survive,
[15:30] Anri
    there's a very good chance they want revenge
    for what happened three years ago.
[15:34] Touka
    I see.
[15:37] Touka
    "Dear Siruela..."
[15:38] Touka
    "Run your own investigations."
[15:40] Touka
    And done!
[15:41] Yuna
    "And done," my butt!
[15:43] Touka
    I'm the legendary hero.
[15:45] Touka
    Sealing the Gates of Hell comes first.
[15:48] Touka
    I'm tired of fighting nudists
    and weirdos with bone fetishes.
[15:52] Touka
    I wanna do some real legendary hero stuff!
[15:57] Yuna
    Well, fair enough.
[16:00] sign
    Moaran
[16:01] Touka
    Hang on a minute.
[16:02] Touka
    What's all this?
[16:04] Marguerite
    It's important that you
    learn proper dinner etiquette.
[16:07] Touka
    Everyone's staring at me.
[16:09] Marguerite
    I need you to be a respectable
    legendary hero, Touka.
[16:12] Touka
    How come?
[16:13] Marguerite
    Because I h-have to marry you!
[16:17] Touka
    When our journey's over, I won't be the hero.
    I'll be back in my original body—
[16:20] Marguerite
    Once you save the world,
    you will be a legendary hero!
[16:24] Touka
    I was kinda planning on going
    back to my old life.
[16:28] Anri
    Indeed!
[16:29] Anri
    Sir Touka means to live the
    slow life with me!
[16:31] Marguerite
    Absolutely not!
[16:32] Marguerite
    Surely you don't intend to defy the king!
[16:35] Touka
    Hey, what's going on here?
[16:37] Touka
    Are beautiful girls fighting over me?!
[16:39] Touka
    And over me*, not Sion?!
[16:42] Touka
    Well, golly gee!
[16:46] Touka
    Hang on a minute.
[16:47] Touka
    How'd this become a tug-of-war
    with the townspeople involved?!
[16:50] Touka
    You're tearing me apart! Really!
[16:55] Yuna
    Your Highness...
[16:57] Yuna
    Do you really wanna marry Touka?
[17:00] Marguerite
    W-Well, that is my royal duty...
[17:03] Yuna
    Are you out of your mind?
[17:05] Marguerite
    Touka is kind. He always smiles at me.
[17:08] Marguerite
    He saved my life as well.
[17:12] Yuna
    He saved your life...
[17:14] Marguerite
    I'd be more than happy
    to fulfill my duty with Touka.
[17:19] Marguerite
    Might I inquire as to your own
    feelings about Touka, Yuna?
[17:24] Yuna
    I mostly can't ditch the guy,
    no matter how hard I try.
[17:27] Marguerite
    But after he collapsed,
    you went after that devil immediately.
[17:31] Marguerite
    Surely you wouldn't do that
    over a man you felt nothing for...
[17:34] Yuna
    Well, I kinda think of him
    as a bratty little brother.
[17:38] Marguerite
    Then you would have no objection
    to my marrying Touka?
[17:45] Yuna
    Wh-Why are you even asking me about this?
[17:48] Yuna
    Why should I care what you do?
[17:51] Marguerite
    Surely you wouldn't do that*
    over a man you felt nothing for...
[17:55] Yuna
    It's really not like that.
[18:05] Touka
    Hang on! I'm just here
    to get something I left—
[18:07] Yuna
    These, perhaps?!
[18:08] Touka
    My stockings!
[18:10] Touka
    Listen, they're all the rage
    in hero's parties these days!
[18:13] Yuna
    Stop using the hero's body
    to do the strangest things!
[18:16] Yuna
    You're getting on my nerves!
[18:18] Touka
    Going on about the hero again...
[18:19] Touka
    When are you gonna let that guy go?
[18:21] Yuna
    He saved my life! I'll never let him go!
[18:24] Yuna
    Meanwhile, you're never
    around when I need you!
[18:27] Yuna
    Just like three years ago!
[18:28] Yuna
    You weren't there when I was in real trouble!
[18:32] Yuna
    We're together all the time,
    but you don't care what happens to me?
[18:36] Touka
    Hey! Yuna!
[18:39] Touka
    Don't you wanna put on clothes?
[18:41] Yuna
    Why is he so obsessed with me?
[18:44] Yuna
    It's so stupid!
[18:46] Yuna
    Now that the princess has joined us,
    they don't need me anyway.
[18:52] (Flashback) Yuna
    If you don't wanna go home,
[18:54] (Flashback) Yuna
    this can be your room.
[18:56] (Flashback) Yuna
    And this one'll be mine.
[18:59] (Flashback) Yuna
    I'll stay with you forever, Touka!
[19:04] Yuna
    Even if I go back now...
[19:08] Yuna
    Wh-What? Perverts!
[19:10] Yuna
    But I'm dressed like a perv too...
[19:13] Yuna
    What the hell are you doing?!
[19:15] Yuna
    Th-There are so many perverts!
[19:19] Yuna
    It makes sense given how I'm dressed,
[19:22] Yuna
    but that's still an awful lot of pervs...
[19:25] Yuna
    My head hurts.
[19:27] Yuna
    And where I got bit is on fire.
[19:31] Yuna
    These townspeople...
    They're not just perverts.
[19:34] Touka
    Yuna! You okay?!
[19:36] Yuna
    Touka! What are you doing?
[19:38] Touka
    What do you think?
    You ran out in your underwear!
[19:41] Touka
    Or is that your style now?
[19:43] Yuna
    Hell no!
[19:46] Touka
    Yuna, what's wrong?
[19:48] Yuna
    I feel... hot all over...
[19:51] Touka
    Really? When you're in your underwear?
[19:53] Touka
    Is she coming on to me?
[19:56] Touka
    Stripping down to her undies, making me
    chase her into some abandoned alleyway...
[20:01] Touka
    Yeah, it's gotta be!
[20:03] Touka
    Time to go all the way with Yuna!
[20:08] Touka
    Huh?
[20:09] Touka
    Wait... I'm in the hero's body.
[20:12] Touka
    So if we do, it'll actually
    be the hero doing it!
[20:15] Touka
    Even dead, he's still getting in the way!
[20:18] Touka
    Sion the Legendary Hero, you sleazy bastard!
[20:22] Touka
    Damn it! The townsfolk
    are a bunch of peeping toms!
[20:26] Yuna
    Touka...
[20:28] Yuna
    They aren't just normal townsfolk...
[20:33] Touka
    Seriously, Yuna, what's wrong?
[20:36] Yuna
    They bit me.
[20:38] Touka
    They bit you?
[20:41] Touka
    It doesn't look that bad.
[20:45] Yuna
    Wait, am I...
[20:48] Yuna
    Touka, revert the Sacred Sword.
[20:50] Touka
    If I do that—
[20:52] Yuna
    Just do it!
[20:58] Touka
    Hey, what are you doing?!
[21:00] Yuna
    I'm sorry, Touka.
[21:04] Yuna
    I think I'm turning into one of them.
[21:09] Yuna
    So you have to run.
[21:11] Touka
    Like hell I'm leaving you behind!
[21:13] Yuna
    Just do it!
[21:14] Yuna
    I was planning to leave you anyway.
[21:17] Touka
    You were? Why?!
[21:19] Yuna
    Because I don't want to be around you!
[21:21] Yuna
    Because I don't like you anymore!
[21:24] Yuna
    So get the hell away this instant!
[21:27] Touka
    In your dreams!
[21:30] Touka
    I don't care if you're a monster
    or if you don't like me!
[21:34] Touka
    None of that's any excuse
    to leave you behind!
[21:37] Yuna
    Why? When I'm trying so hard
    to drive him away...
[21:41] Touka
    Damn it...
[21:43] Belarco
    Need a hand?
[21:45] Belarco
    I'll do it if you'll admit
    you're not the real hero.
[21:49] Touka
    I dunno who you are,
    but I admit it! So help me!
[21:52] Belarco
    Very well.
[21:54] Belarco
    Now burn the sight into your mind...
[21:56] Belarco
    of the glorious polearm-wielding
     Twin-Spear Belarco!
[22:04] Touka
    Wh-What's wrong?
[22:08] Belarco
    I sprained it.
[22:10] sign
    Next Time
[22:11] sign
    The Legendary Hero Is a Girl