# E8 - The Legendary Hero Is a Student!
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**[00:02] Fieri**
We'll work things out here.
**[00:04] Fieri**
The rest of you, go on ahead!
**[00:09] Touka (Yuna)**
Shannon, gun it!
**[00:16] Ethel**
Sorry to disappoint.
**[00:17] Ethel**
But just ahead...
**[00:21] Ethel**
is a pitfall.
**[00:25] Milly**
If we fall from here—
**[00:30] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[00:42] sign**
THE
**[00:43] sign**
LEGEN
**[00:43] sign**
DARY
**[00:44] sign**
HERO
**[00:44] sign**
IS
**[00:45] sign**
DEAD
**[01:59] sign**
Episode 8
**[01:59] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is a Student!
**[02:00] Ethel**
The shortest route to Elvania...
**[02:02] Ethel**
I knew that if I set a trap here,
you'd fall right into it.
**[02:05] Ethel**
Of course, I'm sure this won't be the end of them.
**[02:09] Ethel**
It'd take more than a pit trap
to kill the legendary hero.
**[02:15] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, you okay?!
**[02:17] Anri**
Honestly, a pitfall?
**[02:19] Anri**
This is quite unfunny for a prank, you know.
**[02:21] Touka (Yuna)**
I didn't dig this one, damn it!
**[02:23] Marguerite**
What is this?
**[02:24] Touka (Yuna)**
I adjusted the Sacred Sword's
rigidity to use it as a cushion.
**[02:28] Milly**
Hey, hang on!
**[02:29] Milly**
Since when could you use
the Sacred Sword, Sis?!
**[02:32] Touka (Yuna)**
Erk!
**[02:32] Touka (Yuna)**
I-It's part of Sion's power!
**[02:35] Touka (Yuna)**
He can let anyone use the Sacred Sword!
**[02:37] Milly**
I've never heard of a power
like that before...
**[02:40] Shannon**
Hey, you think we should get out of here?
**[02:43] Shannon**
Whoever set the trap is
probably on their way.
**[02:45] Anri**
But with the enchanted
carriage in this state...
**[02:49] Marguerite**
There appears to be a city nearby.
**[02:51] Marguerite**
Shall we head in that direction?
**[02:53] Touka (Yuna)**
Might as well.
**[02:54] Touka (Yuna)**
We could find a new ride there
or someone to fix this one.
**[03:01] Marguerite**
The fog is so thick...
**[03:03] Marguerite**
Which way should we go?
**[03:05] Milly**
My Sacred Sword can blow
this fog away, no problem!
**[03:11] Milly**
Okay, let's get going!
**[03:13] Touka (Yuna)**
H-Hang on!
**[03:14] Touka (Yuna)**
There might be more traps around!
**[03:16] Milly**
Aw, what a worrywart!
**[03:19] Milly**
The chance of there
being more traps here is...
**[03:22] Milly**
high!
**[03:23] Anri**
Do you have something against Dame Milly?!
**[03:25] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm tellin' you it ain't me!
**[03:27] Touka (Yuna)**
Milly! Get back here already!
**[03:28] Milly**
Yeah, roger that!
**[03:30] Devil**
Woman. Looks tasty. Meat.
**[03:33] Milly**
Oh, not again!
**[03:35] Touka (Yuna)**
Milly! You okay?
**[03:37] Milly**
Big Sis, there's devils in the fog!
**[03:40] Touka (Yuna)**
You're okay—
**[03:41] Touka (Yuna)**
Or not!
**[03:43] Milly**
The most terrible devils!
**[03:45] Milly**
They did this and that and
the other thing to me...
**[03:47] Touka (Yuna)**
You sure it wasn't some perv?
**[03:49] Touka (Yuna)**
Okay, next we'll send out Margueri—
**[03:50] Marguerite**
I am not going!
**[03:52] Touka (Yuna)**
This place is even more
dangerous than I thought.
**[03:55] Touka (Yuna)**
I'll bet you this fog's an enemy spell, too.
**[03:58] Touka**
*And there are traps all around.*
**[04:01] Touka**
*This ain't how devils fights.*
**[04:04] Touka**
* Though it's hard to believe that necromancer*
* guy would play like this either...*
**[04:10] Ethel**
This devil's mist spell
**[04:12] Ethel**
allows only an authorized few
to see through the fog.
**[04:16] Ethel**
I can spy on everything you're doing.
**[04:21] Ethel**
Now, what's your next move?
**[04:23] Milly**
You sure about this?
**[04:25] Milly**
Surely even Sion the hero
isn't impervious to traps...
**[04:28] Touka (Yuna)**
Don't you worry.
**[04:29] Touka (Yuna)**
It'll take more than a trap
to take out this legendary hero.
**[04:32] Ethel**
I see.
**[04:34] Ethel**
So the rumor that the legendary
hero is dead is true.
**[04:38] Ethel**
A corpse could indeed survive
any trap I throw at it.
**[04:41] Ethel**
And that cautious cross-shaped formation...
**[04:44] Ethel**
I can tell they're reasonably intelligent.
**[04:47] Ethel**
But...
**[04:48] Ethel**
that won't be enough.
**[04:50] Ethel**
This fog is magical.
**[04:53] Ethel**
It can even cloak someone's presence.
**[05:00] Touka (Yuna)**
Marguerite!
**[05:01] Anri**
Your Highness!
**[05:02] Ethel**
That's one down.
**[05:04] Shannon**
Move out of the way.
**[05:05] Shannon**
I can—
**[05:08] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, what happened?!
**[05:10] Touka (Yuna)**
You guys are still alive out there, right?
**[05:12] Touka (Yuna)**
Talk to me!
**[05:16] Touka (Yuna)**
No way...
**[05:18] Touka (Yuna)**
They can't all just be dead...
**[05:25] Touka (Yuna)**
Damn it. This is nuts.
**[05:28] Touka (Yuna)**
Please, spare me! I surrender!
**[05:31] Touka (Yuna)**
You can hear me, can't you?!
**[05:33] Touka (Yuna)**
Whoever's the leader out there!
**[05:36] Low-Ranked Devil A**
We took 'em all out.
**[05:39] Ethel**
Yes, I saw everything.
**[05:41] Low-Ranked Devil B**
This is the last one.
**[05:44] Ethel**
The moment you see your allies fallen,
**[05:46] Ethel**
you pathetically plead for your life.
**[05:49] Ethel**
A selfish lowlife like you
wielding the Sacred Sword...
**[05:51] Ethel**
What sort of farce is this?
**[05:53] Touka (Yuna)**
I... I'll give you the Sacred Sword!
**[05:55] Touka (Yuna)**
Just spare me!
**[05:56] Ethel**
Willing to give up the sword, are you?
**[05:58] Ethel**
Terribly sorry,
but I can't take you at your word.
**[06:02] Ethel**
Prove you're serious and I'll consider it.
**[06:07] Touka (Yuna)**
Is that enough? Please...
**[06:09] Ethel**
* You're that desperate to survive,*
* even after seeing all your allies slain?*
**[06:16] Ethel**
Very well.
**[06:17] Ethel**
I'll gladly take the Sacred Sword.
**[06:20] Ethel**
But I fear I must also ask you to die.
**[06:24] Touka (Yuna)**
No way! You promised!
**[06:26] Ethel**
I only said I'd *consider* it.
**[06:28] Ethel**
Sorry to inform you,
but I'm a bit of a fiend!
**[06:32] Touka (Yuna)**
In that case, go ahead and get her, Anri.
**[06:36] Ethel**
It can't be...
**[06:38] Ethel**
They aren't dead?!
**[06:41] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, what happened to your backside?
**[06:43] Milly**
That devil did it!
**[06:44] Milly**
You made me play dead for so long...
**[06:47] Ethel**
Possession necromancy?!
**[06:49] Touka (Yuna)**
Anri manipulated that devil and
pretended to go around killing everyone.
**[06:54] Anri**
We used art supplies for the blood!
**[06:57] Marguerite**
When that devil closed in to try to stab me,
**[07:00] Marguerite**
I countered and slew it!
**[07:02] Touka (Yuna)**
You didn't notice, did you?
**[07:04] Touka (Yuna)**
It happened someplace
you couldn't see.
**[07:06] Ethel**
*Was that the purpose of their formation?*
**[07:09] Ethel**
*They weren't just wary of the devils?*
**[07:12] Ethel**
But the only way you could pull that off
is if you knew where I was!
**[07:17] Touka (Yuna)**
That was the easiest part of all.
**[07:19] Touka (Yuna)**
I had eyes on you and what you
were doing the entire time.
**[07:23] Marguerite**
Once we knew your positions, we merely
had to make myself the clear target.
**[07:27] Touka (Yuna)**
And since you were watching
from your lofty perch,
**[07:30] Touka (Yuna)**
I pegged you for the ringleader.
**[07:32] Touka (Yuna)**
I know all about the kind of person
who fights with traps.
**[07:36] Touka (Yuna)**
They're cautious above all.
**[07:38] Touka (Yuna)**
They don't fight unless it's a sure bet.
**[07:40] Touka (Yuna)**
So to lure you out, we had to create a setup
where you'd be confident of your victory.
**[07:47] Touka (Yuna)**
And you walked right into our trap!
**[07:50] Touka (Yuna)**
I mean, if you wanna try to outtrap me,
**[07:54] Touka (Yuna)**
you need another century of training!
**[07:55] Milly**
But the princess and Anri
did most of the work, right?
**[08:02] sign**
X-Ray
**[08:02] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, while we're at it, she's got
a pretty nice set of thighs.
**[08:06] Marguerite**
Tou—
**[08:07] Marguerite**
Yuna, the fog appears to have lifted,
**[08:09] Marguerite**
so you have no further need
to use the X-Ray spell.
**[08:12] Touka (Yuna)**
Er, I thought she might be hiding weapons!
**[08:15] Touka (Yuna)**
Now then, I'm no fan of pointless killing.
**[08:19] Touka (Yuna)**
Strip down, slip on some stockings, plant your nose
in the dirt, and maybe I'll forgive you!
**[08:23] Milly**
Big Sis... Has Touka's influence
corrupted you to that extent?
**[08:28] Shannon**
It's like we're the bad guys
here or something.
**[08:30] Touka (Yuna)**
Well, what's it gonna be?
**[08:33] Touka (Yuna)**
Tell me—
**[08:34] Touka (Yuna)**
Agh! I'm so sorry!
**[08:36] Marguerite & Milly**
What?!
**[08:37] Touka (Yuna)**
Wh-What are you doing here...
**[08:40] Touka (Yuna)**
Master?
**[08:43] Marguerite**
Touka's master?
**[08:46] Touka (Yuna)**
Ethel Borgnine.
**[08:46] sign**
Ethel Borgnine
Thief, Touka's Master
**[08:47] Touka (Yuna)**
She taught me how to make traps
and general survival knowledge.
**[08:52] Touka (Yuna)**
It's been so long, Mast—
**[08:54] Marguerite**
Clothes on, please.
**[08:55] Ethel**
"Master"?
**[08:56] Ethel**
I don't ever recall having a student
like you.
**[09:01] Touka**
*Son of a bitch!*
**[09:02] Milly**
I knew it!
**[09:03] Milly**
So that's what's going on.
**[09:05] Milly**
I should have caught on the minute you
said anything about stockings...
**[09:09] Milly**
Big Sis—
**[09:10] Milly**
I mean... That's you, isn't it,
Big Brother Touka?
**[09:13] Ethel**
That's Touka?
**[09:14] Touka (Yuna)**
Anri. The Coffin of the Living.
**[09:16] Anri**
V-Very well.
**[09:19] Ethel**
Touka?!
**[09:20] Touka (Yuna)**
It's possession necromancy.
**[09:22] Milly**
Which means my sister...
**[09:24] Touka (Yuna)**
Don't worry. She's not dead.
**[09:26] Touka (Yuna)**
I'll catch you up later.
**[09:27] Marguerite**
Did you meet your master during
that period you mentioned
**[09:31] Marguerite**
when Farom and Arat were at war?
**[09:35] Touka (Yuna)**
Yeah.
**[09:35] Touka (Yuna)**
Though by that point,
the Gates of Hell had opened,
**[09:38] Touka (Yuna)**
and both sides had bigger
things to worry about.
**[09:41] Anri**
Ah, so your strategic brilliance
has a mysterious origin!
**[09:45] Touka (Yuna)**
I guess it was three and a half years ago...
**[09:48] Touka (Yuna)**
My parents were dead,
and I was trying to get back to Elvania
**[09:52] Touka (Yuna)**
when I fell into one of Master's traps.
**[09:54] Touka (Yuna)**
Running away was about
all I was good for back then.
**[09:57] Touka (Yuna)**
That trap could've killed me, and yet...
**[09:59] Touka (Yuna)**
I was so impressed by it.
**[10:02] sign**
Several Days Later
**[10:04] (Flashback) Ethel**
I didn't set that trap
to catch children, you know.
**[10:11] (Flashback) Ethel**
A kid like you
**[10:12] (Flashback) Ethel**
going all the way to Elvania alone
in the state the world's in?
**[10:14] (Flashback) Ethel**
That'll never happen.
**[10:16] (Flashback) Touka**
Then take me there, why don't you?
**[10:19] (Flashback) Touka**
I can pay you, at least a little...
**[10:21] (Flashback) Ethel**
What do I want with a babysitting job?
**[10:24] (Flashback) Ethel**
Don't be ridiculous.
**[10:25] (Flashback) Touka**
Then take me as your student!
**[10:27] (Flashback) Touka**
With skills like yours, even if I'm alone...
**[10:32] (Flashback) Ethel**
I'm a fugitive with a bounty on my head.
**[10:34] (Flashback) Ethel**
If you don't want to die,
get out of my sight, kid.
**[10:45] (Flashback) Touka**
Please.
**[10:46] (Flashback) Touka**
I really need to get back.
**[10:49] (Flashback) Ethel**
But why ask a villain like me?
**[10:53] (Flashback) Ethel**
So be it.
**[10:55] (Flashback) Ethel**
On the way to Elvania,
I'll teach you everything I know.
**[10:59] (Flashback) Ethel**
But remember, I'm a villain.
**[11:00] (Flashback) Ethel**
Forget that, and I'll kill you.
**[11:03] Touka (Yuna)**
Master whipped me into shape
on the way back to Elvania.
**[11:06] Touka (Yuna)**
We made it there in a few months' time.
**[11:08] Ethel**
Of course! So *you're* the one
who killed the legendary hero!
**[11:12] Milly**
What?! What's the meaning of this, Big Bro?!
**[11:14] Touka (Yuna)**
I-It's not like that! It was an accident!
**[11:16] Touka (Yuna)**
He just walked into my trap and died!
**[11:19] Touka (Yuna)**
The real question here...
**[11:21] Touka (Yuna)**
is why you're working with the guys
siding with the devils, Master.
**[11:24] Touka (Yuna)**
They're trying to wipe out humanity.
**[11:27] Ethel**
I was at the Gates of Hell three months ago.
**[11:31] Ethel**
It changed my way of thinking.
**[11:33] Ethel**
I've decided to help out with
their little revenge plot.
**[11:36] Touka (Yuna)**
That ain't a real explanation.
**[11:38] Touka (Yuna)**
What's going on at the Gates of Hell?
**[11:42] Ethel**
Go there, and you'll see.
**[11:43] Touka (Yuna)**
Huh?
**[11:44] Ethel**
You too, necromancer.
**[11:46] Ethel**
Go there, see it for yourself,
**[11:49] Ethel**
and decide.
**[11:51] Ethel**
What will you choose,
and what will you cut loose?
**[11:54] Touka (Yuna)**
Wh-Where are you going, Master?
**[11:56] Ethel**
Since you're really Touka,
I'll let you go. This time.
**[12:00] Ethel**
But I'm still taking the Sacred Sword.
**[12:03] Ethel**
Though if you want a fight to
the death, I'm ready and willing.
**[12:07] Ethel**
I'm fairly certain I can kill all of you.
**[12:09] Touka (Yuna)**
Give me a damn break!
**[12:11] Touka (Yuna)**
You bust up our enchanted carriage,
and now you're walking off with the sword?!
**[12:14] Ethel**
I *am* a thief.
**[12:16] Ethel**
I won't give up a treasure like this readily.
**[12:20] Touka (Yuna)**
Fine. You can have the sword.
**[12:23] Touka (Yuna)**
In exchange, come with us
to the Gates of Hell.
**[12:25] Touka (Yuna)**
With you at our side, we'll be unbeatable!
**[12:28] Ethel**
Have you forgotten that we're enemies?
**[12:30] Touka (Yuna)**
Well, I'm not asking you to do it for free.
**[12:33] Touka (Yuna)**
It'll be in exchange for your right arm.
**[12:36] Touka (Yuna)**
I inserted a pin into the hilt
that channels a lightning spell.
**[12:41] Touka (Yuna)**
Drop it, or you're asking for a direct hit.
**[12:43] Ethel**
I see. You don't miss a beat, do you?
**[12:47] Ethel**
But why tell me before using the spell?
**[12:51] Touka (Yuna)**
Because I trust you.
**[12:54] Ethel**
I told you we're enemies.
**[12:56] Ethel**
Fine.
**[12:57] Ethel**
I lose.
**[12:59] Ethel**
There's a magical craftsman's
workshop to the northeast.
**[13:02] Ethel**
You should be able
to fix your carriage there.
**[13:04] Touka (Yuna)**
Aw, that's my master for ya!
**[13:06] Touka (Yuna)**
You're so darn nice!
**[13:07] Touka (Yuna)**
I just knew you'd cooperate!
**[13:09] Touka (Yuna)**
Although...
**[13:10] Touka (Yuna)**
There's more to it, y'know?
**[13:13] Touka (Yuna)**
You accepted defeat.
**[13:15] Touka (Yuna)**
That means you gotta offer up your life
or accept some other condition, right?
**[13:21] Touka (Yuna)**
Of course, we're all friends here, Master.
**[13:23] Touka (Yuna)**
I won't force you into anything.
**[13:25] Touka (Yuna)**
But I'd be *real* disappointed to find out
my dear master isn't a woman of her word!
**[13:32] Ethel**
You piece-of-shit student!
**[13:35] Ethel**
The minute you're back
in your own body, you'll pay!
**[13:39] Marguerite**
You may wish to watch your back as well.
**[13:46] Diego**
I can't believe they won her over.
**[13:49] Diego**
The power of lushighs is impressive indeed!
**[13:52] Friedrich**
Why didn't you tell me?
**[13:54] Diego**
I thought ignorance would make
the reunion all the more touching.
**[13:59] Diego**
Rather tear-jerking consideration,
wouldn't you say?
**[14:03] Friedrich**
I see.
**[14:04] Friedrich**
So this is where you've been...
**[14:06] Friedrich**
Anri.
**[14:10] Belarco**
At last, the time has come for me to
unleash my ultimate twin-spear technique...
**[14:15] sign**
Ultimate Twin-Spear Technique:
Wicked Dragon Burial Twin Spear Wave
**[14:15] Belarco**
Ultimate Twin-Spear Technique:
Wicked Dragon Burial Twin Spear Wave!
**[14:21] Dott**
You beat them already?!
**[14:23] Dott**
I'd expect no less from the legend
who's slain over a hundred demons!
**[14:26] Belarco**
*A formidable rival, this horse.*
**[14:28] Dott**
Even with my noble goal of seeing a naked—
**[14:30] Dott**
Rather, my goal of returning peace
to my city,
**[14:33] Dott**
I never would have made it this far alone.
**[14:36] Dott**
I used to be a merchant, you see.
**[14:40] Dott**
And one of my remaining
wares from that time...
**[14:43] Dott**
is this little enchanted skiff.
**[14:45] Dott**
This will allow us to report to the king
about the naked-in-stockings—
**[14:49] Dott**
I mean, about the situation
in the city within the day!
**[14:53] Marguerite**
I just felt the most curious chill...
**[14:55] Anri**
*Stuffy-nose bestie!*
**[14:57] Fieri**
What is the meaning of this?
**[14:59] Touka (Yuna)**
Well, a lot happened...
**[15:01] Ethel**
Do you have a death wish?
**[15:03] Ethel**
If I catch you eating someone, I'll kill you.
**[15:06] Ethel**
How many times must I say it?
**[15:07] Marguerite**
*She has the devils firmly under her thumb.*
**[15:10] Marguerite**
*Even if she is Touka's master,*
**[15:13] Marguerite**
*surely it's perilous to trust this woman.*
**[15:16] Fieri**
Ethel Borgnine...
**[15:18] Fieri**
Head of the bandits wanted in the capital.
**[15:21] Ethel**
And you're Fieri Yunis,
formerly of the Four Knights.
**[15:25] Ethel**
You're on my personal shit list, you know.
**[15:28] Fieri**
What a coincidence.
**[15:29] Fieri**
You happen to be on my grope list as well.
**[15:32] Ethel**
All right, that's it.
**[15:33] Ethel**
I'm killing you here and now!
**[15:34] Fieri**
Then I'll grope you here and now!
**[15:36] Touka (Yuna)**
Knock it off!
**[15:37] Touka (Yuna)**
You're weirdly talking past each other!
**[15:38] Touka (Yuna)**
Also, we're working together right now!
**[15:41] Ethel**
There it is.
**[15:43] Ethel**
That's the magical craftsman's workshop.
**[15:45] Ledo**
Get lost!
**[15:47] Ledo**
I'm retired!
**[15:52] Ethel**
Well, I got you to the workshop.
**[15:53] Ethel**
The rest is in your hands.
**[15:55] Touka (Yuna)**
That wasn't the damn deal!
**[15:57] Touka (Yuna)**
He says he's retired!
**[15:59] Ethel**
Goodness me. If you insist...
**[16:02] Ethel**
If he won't let us in,
we'll let ourselves in
**[16:04] Ethel**
and steal a new enchanted carriage.
**[16:05] Touka (Yuna)**
All in the interest of saving people!
**[16:07] Marguerite**
We can't break the law!
**[16:09] Fieri**
My Yuna's turned delinquent...
**[16:11] Milly**
Papa, get a grip!
**[16:13] Marguerite**
Now I'm complicit!
**[16:16] Ledo**
You filthy criminals!
**[16:18] Ledo**
I trust you're prepared to die!
**[16:22] Ledo**
Sion! Is that you, Sion?!
**[16:24] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, you old coot! I ain't Sion!
**[16:27] Ledo**
Forgive me.
**[16:27] Ledo**
My vision's grown so poor, you see...
**[16:29] Ledo**
You just had the air of Sion about you.
**[16:31] Anri**
Are you a fan of Sir Sion's?
**[16:33] Ethel**
Oh, I forgot to mention it.
**[16:35] Ethel**
This is Ledo Breydan.
**[16:36] sign**
Ledo Breydan
Sion's Grandfather
**[16:38] Ethel**
He's Sion the hero's grandfather.
**[16:40] Ledo**
Forgive me.
**[16:41] Ledo**
My vision's grown so poor, you see...
**[16:44] Ledo**
If I'd known it was you, Sion,
I'd have let you right in.
**[16:47] Touka (Yuna)**
The damn cup's right there!
**[16:49] Fieri**
I'm told he swore to focus on nothing
but his battle until the world is safe.
**[16:53] Ledo**
Is that why he's so quiet?
**[16:55] Ledo**
That's my good, obedient boy.
**[16:57] Touka (Yuna)**
Look, can you fix our
enchanted carriage up quick?
**[17:01] Ledo**
I can swap the broken rear wheel
and magical channels quickly enough,
**[17:04] Ledo**
but repairs to the enchanted
engine may prove difficult.
**[17:06] Ledo**
With my stamina and vision
in this sorry state,
**[17:10] Ledo**
it could take two whole days!
**[17:12] Touka (Yuna)**
Two days?!
**[17:14] Touka (Yuna)**
That's too damn slow!
**[17:16] Touka (Yuna)**
Got any other carriages lying around?
**[17:17] Ledo**
None that would reach Elvania within a day.
**[17:22] Milly**
This is terrible...
**[17:23] Marguerite**
Mr. Ledo.
**[17:25] Marguerite**
I've digested an introductory volume
on magical craftsmanship.
**[17:28] Marguerite**
How much more should I read
if I wish to assist you?
**[17:31] Ledo**
Truly? In such a short time?
**[17:34] Marguerite**
I'm a very fast learner.
**[17:36] Ledo**
I see...
**[17:38] Ledo**
This here should just about do it.
**[17:40] Marguerite**
Very well.
**[17:41] Marguerite**
Please give me approximately
an hour and a half.
**[17:45] Touka (Yuna)**
Damn, Marguerite's something else!
**[17:47] Touka (Yuna)**
What's her brain even made of?
**[17:49] Milly**
That's a princess for you!
**[17:51] Touka (Yuna)**
By the way, what's the deal with
you being a "legendary hero"?
**[17:54] Touka (Yuna)**
And your Sacred Sword—
**[17:56] Fieri**
That's right. We never got around to that.
**[17:58] Fieri**
But I can't reveal such
information to an enemy.
**[18:02] Ethel**
Oh? Now I'm even more curious.
**[18:05] Ethel**
If you tell me, I might give you—
**[18:07] Fieri**
A feel? Of boobies?!
**[18:08] Fieri**
Give me a handful of those puppies,
and I'll gladly tell you!
**[18:11] Ethel**
I was going to say information!
**[18:12] Ethel**
Intel on your enemy!
**[18:14] Fieri**
Very well.
**[18:16] Fieri**
Milly.
**[18:17] Milly**
It's a man-made Sacred Sword.
**[18:19] Milly**
Mages and magical craftsmen from
all over the world worked together
**[18:23] Milly**
to make four new Sacred Swords.
This is one of them.
**[18:26] Touka (Yuna)/Anri**
A man-made Sacred Sword?!
**[18:28] Touka (Yuna)**
You mean that sword could
seal the Gates of Hell too?
**[18:31] Fieri**
No, the man-made Sacred Swords
aren't quite that potent.
**[18:35] Touka (Yuna)**
So how's it different from a normal sword?
**[18:38] Ethel**
I see...
**[18:39] Ethel**
That Sacred Sword could slay the
Dark Lord and his Four Infernal Generals?
**[18:43] Fieri**
Yes, that's right.
**[18:45] Ethel**
Given the Generals' remarkable
regenerative powers,
**[18:48] Ethel**
all arms but the legendary Sacred Sword
are ineffective against them.
**[18:51] Ethel**
But if this blade can slay them,
that truly would make you a hero.
**[18:55] Ethel**
The intel I have to offer also
concerns the Infernal Generals.
**[18:59] Ethel**
The necromancers you're up against...
**[19:03] Ethel**
They have the bodies of the Infernal
Generals in their possession.
**[19:06] Ethel**
In addition, over a thousand devils
await you in Elvania.
**[19:11] Ethel**
You'll have to beat every single
one of them within the day.
**[19:15] Ethel**
Surely that makes the gravity
of the fight ahead of you clear.
**[19:19] Ethel**
If you don't want to die,
you should give up right now.
**[19:23] Touka (Yuna)**
The Four Infernal Generals...
and a thousand devils?
**[19:26] Ethel**
Or we can bypass Elvania
and hit the Gates of Hell.
**[19:30] Ethel**
It's not like you really care about saving
people or the fate of the world, right?
**[19:36] Touka (Yuna)**
We've got the legendary hero, his companions,
**[19:39] Touka (Yuna)**
and a former member
of the Four Knights with us.
**[19:41] Touka (Yuna)**
We'll kick their asses,
no matter what they throw at us.
**[19:44] Ethel**
Do you really mean that?
**[19:48] Touka (Yuna)**
It's true that I don't have a scrap
of do-gooder in me.
**[19:51] Touka (Yuna)**
But this is just like three
and a half years ago.
**[19:57] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm trying to save the same person now.
**[20:07] Milly**
The person you're trying to save...
**[20:09] Milly**
Is it my big sister?
**[20:12] Touka (Yuna)**
Yeah.
**[20:13] Touka (Yuna)**
She's been infected with
a devil-conversion spell.
**[20:16] Touka (Yuna)**
The reason I'm in her body is to
keep her from going on a rampage.
**[20:20] Milly**
That's awful...
**[20:21] Touka (Yuna)**
But running into you
means we're in the clear!
**[20:24] Touka (Yuna)**
I was worried we couldn't
hack this on our own.
**[20:27] Touka (Yuna)**
Plus, you've got that awesome sword!
**[20:29] Touka (Yuna)**
How'd you get your hands on it, anyway?
**[20:32] Milly**
I won a tournament held
in the western kingdom
**[20:36] Milly**
and was thus declared a legendary
hero worthy of wielding it.
**[20:39] Milly**
Hey, want to duel for old time's sake?
**[20:42] Milly**
With our future marriage on the line!
**[20:45] Touka (Yuna)**
The hell?!
**[20:46] Touka (Yuna)**
Hang on, this can't possibly
be the best time for—
**[20:53] Touka (Yuna)**
Now you're shooting at me?!
**[20:55] Milly**
The projectiles come from my sword,
so it's allowed!
**[20:58] Touka (Yuna)**
You're gonna freakin' kill me!
**[21:00] Milly**
Then we'll be married in the afterlife!
**[21:05] Touka (Yuna)**
Damn it! If that's how you wanna play...
**[21:07] Touka (Yuna)**
Sorry, but I'll just knock you out cold!
**[21:12] Touka**
*Crap. My mana's totally...*
**[21:19] Touka (Yuna)**
I-I lose, okay?
**[21:21] Touka (Yuna)**
But you gotta beat me
a hundred times to marry me, so—
**[21:23] Milly**
You'll "kick their asses"?
You're "in the clear"?
**[21:27] Milly**
How are you going to save my
sister when you're this weak?!
**[21:31] Milly**
You're clearly not facing reality!
**[21:37] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm still going to save her.
**[21:39] Touka (Yuna)**
I'll use whatever dirty,
underhanded tricks I have to.
**[21:44] Touka (Yuna)**
This is no different from three years ago.
**[21:47] Touka (Yuna)**
The legendary hero saved you back then.
**[21:51] Touka (Yuna)**
But now, the legendary hero is dead...
**[21:54] Touka (Yuna)**
So who's going to save her if I don't?
**[21:57] Milly**
I'm glad.
**[21:59] Milly**
I knew that's what you'd say.
**[22:02] Touka (Yuna)**
H-Hang on, you did that on purpose?
**[22:04] Milly**
I know how it went down.
**[22:06] Milly**
Three years ago, you were the one
who really saved us, weren't you?
**[22:12] Milly**
I had a chance to ask Sion, and he told me.
**[22:16] Milly**
When the devils attacked Elvania,
the reason he was able to make it in time
**[22:20] Milly**
was because of all the traps
set along on the way!
**[22:23] Milly**
So if this is no different from back then,
**[22:25] Milly**
you'll be the one to save her again!
**[22:28] Touka (Yuna)**
Nah.
**[22:30] Touka (Yuna)**
All I did back then was buy time.
**[22:33] Touka (Yuna)**
We'd have been helpless
if the hero hadn't shown up.
**[22:36] Touka (Yuna)**
That said...
**[22:38] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm not the guy I was three years ago.
**[22:40] Touka (Yuna)**
I've got the legendary hero's power.
**[22:42] Touka (Yuna)**
I've got friends I can trust.
**[22:44] Touka (Yuna)**
So this time, I really will be the one to...
**[22:47] Touka (Yuna)**
*We'll* be the ones to save Yuna!
**[22:49] Milly**
Of course we will!
**[22:52] Touka (Yuna)**
Boy, none of this sounds like me, does it?
**[22:55] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm gonna hit the crapper.
**[22:57] Touka (Yuna)**
I've been holding it in this whole time.
**[22:59] Milly**
Yeah, sure!
**[23:05] Touka**
* Yeah, I've been holding in*
* the urge all this time...*
**[23:10] Touka**
*No matter what anyone tells me,*
**[23:12] Touka**
*I have no choice* but *to save Yuna.*
**[23:16] Touka**
* Rather, there's something even more*
* precious than Yuna I have to protect...*
**[23:21] Touka**
*It's these pretty li'l thighs!*
**[23:23] Touka**
*Yeah, Yuna's thighs are the best!*
**[23:26] Touka**
* The ultimate thighs, combining sexiness*
* and beauty in one tight package!*
**[23:30] Touka**
* This creamy softness from*
* which all kindness flows...*
**[23:34] Touka**
*They could suck my entire body in—*
**[23:36] sign**
18 hours until Yuna and the others become devils