E8 - Idaten

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[00:09] Gill
    What is the emperor of Zoble
    doing in a place like this?
[00:14] Gill
    Why have you come to see
    us... or rather, to see him?
[00:18] Gill
    For what reason?
[00:19] Gill
    And he's... a god?
[00:22] Gill
    God...
[00:44] Hayato
    Damn it. That really hurt, you asshole!
[00:49] Takeshita
    You're a lot stronger than I had thought.
[00:51] Takeshita
    This might be quite the workout
    for an old timer like me.
[00:54] Takeshita
    Go ahead. Come at me again. Or would you
    rather run crying to your friend?
[00:59] Hayato
    Nobody said anything about
    running, you piece of shit!
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
[02:37] Rin
    This is so irritating...
[02:44] Rin
    I don't think they'll be
    coming back this time.
[02:47] Brandy
    Did she do all that by swinging a sword?!
[02:50] Brandy
    What the hell?! How big of a
    monster can one person be?!
[02:54] Brandy
    Still, I knew from the beginning
    that I couldn't win...
[02:57] Brandy
    Let's see how much time of yours I can waste.
[03:01] Rin
    Damn it. What are these blasted strings?!
[03:06] Rin
    Looking a bit more closely,
    the strings are attached to them...
[03:09] Rin
    Maybe they're all being controlled
    by a main body, somewhere else?
[03:15] Decoy 2
    That's right! What you've been
    fighting are merely my marionettes!
[03:18] Decoy 2
    You have to defeat me if you
    want to end this battle!
[03:22] Rin
    Then you're the one behind this!
[03:28] Rin
    My face! Ow, my face!
[03:31] Decoy 2
    You fell right for that one!
[03:32] Decoy 2
    I think I'll call it the
    Netted Face Shredder!
[03:35] Rin
    I've had enough of this—
[03:38] Rin
    What the?!
[03:39] Rin
    My arm just flew off!
[03:41] Brandy
    She is... incredibly good
    at falling for traps.
[03:45] Brandy
    Could I...
[03:46] Brandy
    actually win this, if I play my cards right?
[03:50] Prontea
    Another day, another search for
    baldy Barcode, the giant old lady,
[03:53] Prontea
    and the pigtailed bondage gal.
[03:56] Narr
    Everything that Prontea sees is
    transmitted, via electronic signal,
[04:00] Narr
    to his PC at home, which is then
    displayed for General Piscalat.
[04:05] Piscalat
    No. No. No.
[04:08] Piscalat
    No.
[04:09] Piscalat
    No. No. No. No.
[04:10] Prontea
    Is it me, or are you treating
    this like an assembly line worker
[04:13] Piscalat
    No. No.
[04:13] Prontea
    who's looking for faulty products?
[04:15] Piscalat
    Pipe down.
[04:17] Piscalat
    Wait, how many people resembling
    Miku have you seen?
[04:21] Prontea
    Only the one.
SIGN    Miku
[04:23] Prontea
    I doubt there's a lot of people
    with that kind of fashion sense.
[04:26] Piscalat
    Exactly. So, how do you explain her?
[04:29] Piscalat
    It's a bit too exact to
    just be a coincidence.
[04:32] Prontea
    A decoy?
[04:33] Piscalat
    Yeah. The question is, why?
[04:36] Prontea
    Okay, I'll go have a chat with her.
[04:42] Prontea
    I need to borrow you for a sec.
[04:44] Decoy
    Excuse me?
[04:46] Decoy
    What is this?! What is this?!
[04:49] Prontea
    Stop screaming!
[04:50] Prontea
    If you're human, you won't be harmed,
    so simmer down a little!
[05:02] Prisoner
    We need to get out of here!
[05:03] Gill
    No. I...
[05:06] Gill
    I'm going to bear witness to this.
[05:12] Hayato
    Come on, pops, you're not gonna sprout
    tentacles or shapeshift or anything?
[05:18] Takeshita
    He regenerates too fast.
[05:21] Takeshita
    The longer this goes on,
    the more of a disadvantage for me.
SIGN    #8 Idaten
[05:23] Takeshita
    I can't do that.
    I'm just good in a straight-up fight.
[05:28] Takeshita
    Which I imagine suits you perfectly.
    No tricks or gimmicks involved.
[05:31] Hayato
    True enough.
[05:33] Hayato
    Let's do this!
[05:35] Takeshita
    I'd have no chance if he
    capitalized on his speed
[05:38] Takeshita
    and healing to draw the battle out...
[05:40] Takeshita
    What a simpleton.
[05:44] Takeshita
    You didn't need to come here.
    Your side would've won the war, either way.
[05:49] Hayato
    Screw that. You expect me to hide
    behind Granny my whole life?
[05:54] Hayato
    By the way, you sure you don't
    wanna pull that arm out, pops?!
[06:01] Hayato
    Shit, this actually hurts really bad.
[06:05] Takeshita
    You take a wound like that,
    and it only hurts?
[06:08] Hayato
    You're not done yet, are you?
[06:11] Takeshita
    No. Come at me.
[06:16] Takeshita
    I think this is as far as I go...
[06:19] Decoy 2
    Hey, what's wrong? You dead?
[06:21] Decoy 2
    Why don't you try and get me again?
[06:25] Brandy
    I came out here half ready to die,
    but I think I might actually pull this off.
[06:32] Rin
    Damn you...
[06:35] Rin
    Your roundabout way of fighting is
    starting to seriously tick me off!
[06:41] Brandy
    Wait, what?! What the hell?!
    How did she regenerate so quickly?!
[06:48] Decoy
    What are you trying to do by
    getting wound up yourself?
[06:51] Decoy
    You can't even use that sword, now!
[06:53] Rin
    Really? Then maybe I'll get
    a little more wound up!
[07:04] Brandy
    Th-This is bad! I have to untangle my hair and—
[07:12] Rin
    That should be all of the decoys,
    along with the real body.
[07:17] Rin
    And now I'll cut through it all at once!
[07:24] Prontea
    Master is really going wild out there.
[07:32] Rin
    You seem to be the only one left.
[07:34] Rin
    Are you the real body?
[07:41] Hayato
    Looks like you're done...
[07:45] Hayato
    Then I win.
[07:48] Takeshita
    Good grief... he actually ran
    off, without finishing me.
[07:52] Takeshita
    It seems he only cares about
    whether he wins or not.
[07:57] (Flashback) Obami
    I'd recommend preparing
    a nuclear missile launch.
[08:01] (Flashback) Obami
    Although even if it's effective,
    we'd still end up dying in the process...
[08:09] (Flashback) Brandy
    Your Lordship, I also told my
    own children to flee beforehand.
[08:20] Takeshita
    Not yet...
[08:22] Takeshita
    It's not really over yet.
[08:28] Takeshita
    What do you think you're doing?
[08:30] Gill
    Isn't it obvious?!
[08:33] Gill
    Your wounds need to be
    treated, or you'll die!
[08:37] Takeshita
    You've really taken the whole
    "good person" thing to heart, haven't you?
[08:40] Takeshita
    There's no point, though.
    I weigh over 500 kg.
[08:44] Gill
    Ow...
[08:46] Takeshita
    Leave me and get out of here.
[08:48] Takeshita
    Dying after being flashed by
    a young woman won't be so bad.
[08:53] Gill
    Please, stop joking around!
[08:56] Takeshita
    That's a good reaction.
[08:57] Takeshita
    You know, after 20 years,
[09:00] Takeshita
    my wife still insists we turn the
    lights out when we go to bed.
[09:03] Takeshita
    Women with some sense of
    modesty really are the best.
[09:06] Takeshita
    I've never appreciated
    the way Miku does things.
[09:09] Gill
    Emperor Takeshita...
[09:11] Gill
    You were fighting in a way to avoid the
    prisoners being hurt in the crossfire.
[09:15] Gill
    You could've taken us as hostages...
[09:18] Gill
    Even now, regardless of what you're saying,
[09:20] Gill
    you're trying to make sure I get to safety.
[09:23] Gill
    To me...
[09:24] Gill
    You don't seem like a bad person.
[09:32] Hayato
    Damn it... I'm not healing fast enough.
[09:38] Hayato
    What the hell's that?
[09:42] Gill
    Emperor Takeshita!
[09:45] Takeshita
    One last word of warning...
[09:47] Takeshita
    I'm sure you've realized this,
    but we're not human.
[09:52] Takeshita
    Which means there's no hope
    for peace between our peoples.
[09:54] Takeshita
    Pray all you want, but the human hunts
    will resume again, sooner or later.
[10:01] Takeshita
    If you don't want to be caught
    again, flee to Hotaena.
[10:05] Takeshita
    Your life's short enough, you should
    be able to live it in peace.
[10:11] Gill
    What are you saying?
[10:13] Gill
    Even if you're not human, your concern
    for others shows we can coexist...
[10:24] Gill
    I am so powerless.
[10:29] Gill
    When I was attacked...
[10:31] Gill
    When I was taken away, and locked up.
[10:34] Gill
    I did nothing myself, I only prayed...
[10:39] Gill
    Even though a god came to save us,
    and was hurt in the process!
[10:45] Narr
    She has the wrong idea, there.
[10:47] Gill
    But I can't even carry
    the wounded to safety...
[10:53] Gill
    Prayer will accomplish
    nothing. I want power...
[10:57] Gill
    The power to protect people,
    with my own hands.
[11:01] Gill
    If only I had power like that god...
[11:10] Narr
    There are three criteria
    for an Idaten manifesting:
[11:14] Narr
    A large volume of thoughts, a long period
    of time, and a desire for salvation.
[11:19] Narr
    Here in the Zoble Empire,
    all three criteria have been met.
[11:26] Narr
    And the appearance, sex, name,
    and personality of an Idaten...
[11:32] Narr
    will be based off the most
    potent source of thoughts,
[11:37] Narr
    at the moment of their manifestation.
[11:44] Hayato
    What the hell are you doing here?
[11:48] Gill
    Um, are you okay? You seem to be hurt.
[11:53] Hayato
    Is that a joke?!
    You saw the whole damn thing!
[11:55] Gill
    I don't know what you mean! You've got
    the wrong person! I didn't see anything!
[11:59] Hayato
    Shit... my body...
[12:05] Gill
    What was that?!
[12:07] Hayato
    This speed... is she...
[12:10] Rin
    I want answers before I kill you.
[12:13] Rin
    Where is this Demon Lord, Over-M?
[12:17] Rin
    Or is it you?
[12:19] Brandy
    Demon Lord Over-M? How should I know?
[12:23] Brandy
    You're eight hundred years old, and you
    expect me to know something you don't?
[12:28] Rin
    I might not know him, but he
    brings something to mind...
[12:31] Rin
    His naming sense reminds me a
    great deal of my Grandfather...
[12:34] Rin
    He'd call one demon Super H
    because it was super hard!
[12:37] Rin
    Or another demon who's weak, cow-like,
    and preyed upon the others as food,
[12:41] Rin
    Gyudon-kun!
[12:45] (Flashback) Obami
    This seems to be a low-level demon,
    the kind that would be used for food...
[12:48] (Flashback) Obami
    And since he's treated like a disposable
    source of food, like a beef bowl,
[12:53] (Flashback) Obami
    why don't we call him Gyudo-kun?
[12:55] (Flashback) Brandy
    Uh... I don't see why not.
[12:59] Brandy
    Could it really be a coincidence?
[13:01] Obami
    Now, this is a fascinating subject. Would
    you mind letting me join the discussion?
[13:08] Rin
    Who are you?!
[13:09] Brandy
    Your Lord—
[13:10] Brandy
    I should keep quiet, for now.
[13:13] Obami
    Rin, watching you fight stirred some
    memories the origins of which I am unsure of.
[13:18] Obami
    I just had to speak to you in person.
[13:22] Rin
    How do you know my name—
[13:24] Obami
    Is that sword the same kind that Sukis used?
[13:30] (Flashback) Sukis
    Someone who's as awkward as you,
[13:32] (Flashback) Sukis
    on top of running from fights,
    couldn't produce one of these!
[13:34] (Flashback) Sukis
    If you're dead set on it, though,
    swing this one around every day.
[13:39] (Flashback) Rin
    Sukis-san! Stop making fun of me!
[13:43] (Flashback) Rin
    One day, I know I'll...
[13:47] Rin
    How do you know that?
[13:50] Obami
    I remember you being a frail crybaby,
    for some reason, as well.
[14:05] (Flashback) Rin
    Grandfather... everyone...
[14:07] (Flashback) Rin
    Since you've been gone, I've... I've...
[14:15] Rin
    Who are you?! How do you know these things?!
[14:18] Obami
    A good question. I have no clue, myself.
[14:21] Obami
    But I keep remembering more and more...
[14:23] Obami
    You would always flee from the demons,
    but you hated being alone even more,
[14:28] Obami
    so you would insist on heading into battle...
[14:32] (Flashback) Rin
    Don't leave me!
[14:34] (Flashback) Rin
    I'm going with you!
[14:37] Rin
    How does he know this?!
[14:40] Brandy
    She's stopped moving? She's wide open, too.
[14:44] Brandy
    During the battle, I came up
    with a way to beat her.
[14:48] Brandy
    But I'll only get one shot at it.
[14:50] Decoy
    Like I said, I have no idea
    where Miku-sama went after that!
[14:57] Prontea
    What do you think?
[14:58] Piscalat
    There's only one thing that makes sense.
[15:00] Piscalat
    She fled independently, to save her own skin.
[15:04] Piscalat
    There'd be no point in interrogating the
    other demons even if we captured them.
[15:07] Prontea
    So, you're saying...
[15:09] Ysley
    She managed to escape.
[15:12] Ysley
    Well, that's unfortunate. I can see now
    why General Piscalat was so wary of her.
[15:17] Ysley
    An excellent strategic choice.
[15:20] Neput
    I've got Biarov and Barcode.
[15:23] Barcode
    G-General Neput... why would you do this?
[15:26] Neput
    Put a sock in it!
[15:27] Neput
    You're gonna go through the same thing,
    so you'll know exactly why, soon enough.
[15:30] Ysley
    I see. In that case,
    hand Barcode over to Prontea-san.
[15:35] Ysley
    As for prime minister Biarov,
    give him a brief explanation
[15:38] Ysley
    and then see to it that he gets to safety.
[15:40] Neput
    Copy that.
[15:41] Biarov
    What exactly is the meaning of this, Neput?
[15:45] Biarov
    What do you intend on doing with me?!
[15:47] Neput
    Once this is over, you're gonna rebuild
     the country for the sake of it's people,
[15:50] Neput
    and the whole world.
[15:55] Ysley
    Hayato's headed this way, too.
[15:58] Paula
    Do you think something happened?
[15:59] Prontea
    Hey, sorry about the delay.
[16:01] Prontea
    Here's your Barcode-san.
[16:03] Ysley
    It looks like Hayato is headed this way, too...
    Do you have any idea what happened?
[16:08] Prontea
    Nope. I have a hard time
    imagining him coming back,
[16:10] Prontea
    even if he was on the verge of dying...
[16:12] Prontea
    Where's he at?
[16:13] Ysley
    Still in this area.
[16:15] Prontea
    That's a bit slow...
[16:18] Hayato
    Come on. Can't you go a little faster?
[16:21] Gill
    I'm sorry, no!
    I've never run on water before.
[16:26] Gill
    What the—?!
[16:27] Hayato
    It's fine. She's on our side.
[16:29] Prontea
    Oh, I see! A new Idaten!
[16:32] Ysley
    An Idaten?
[16:34] Ysley
    True enough. Zoble did meet all the
    criteria for one manifesting...
[16:37] Ysley
    I've got surgery to perform.
    Paula, take care of things here.
[16:41] Paula
    Yeah, got it!
[16:43] Ysley
    Hayato, you look like you
    had quite a struggle.
[16:45] Ysley
    Were you up against Umeyo? Or the Emperor?
[16:48] Hayato
    The Emperor, I think.
[16:50] Prontea
    Did you lose?
[16:51] Hayato
    Man, shut up. I beat him.
[16:54] Hayato
    I was gonna head back as soon
    as I handed her off to you guys.
[16:56] Prontea
    That works out nicely!
    So, what's your name, new girl?
[16:59] Gill
    Uh... Gill. It's Gill!
[17:03] Prontea
    Nice to meet you, Gill. I'm Prontea.
[17:06] Prontea
    Now, our hands are kind
    of full with this war...
[17:08] Prontea
    Once things calm down a bit,
    we'll have a proper chat.
[17:19] Gill
    I hope the others were able to escape...
[17:24] Prontea
    Hey!
[17:25] Gill
    Wh-Who are you?!
    When did you get behind me?!
[17:28] Prontea
    I kind of wanted to ask that.
[17:30] Prontea
    Can you warp, or something?
[17:32] Gill
    Huh?
[17:34] Prontea
    Wait... you are Gill, right?
[17:37] Gill
    Uh, yes. My name is Gilltina.
[17:40] Gill
    I usually answer to Gill, though...
[17:42] Gill
    How do you know my name?
[17:44] Prontea
    A lookalike? And a human?
[17:47] Prontea
    The resemblance is too strong
    for it to be a coincidence...
[17:53] Gill
    Excuse me, but are you a god—
[18:00] Prontea
    I see. You must've run into Hayato-kun.
[18:04] Prontea
    In that case, yes, I'm also a god.
[18:06] Prontea
    And if you're an ordinary human,
    that poses some interesting questions.
[18:10] Gill
    How could you?
[18:12] Prontea
    You'd provide a new data sample
    regarding the manifestation of Idaten.
[18:16] Gill
    How could you do that?!
[18:21] Prontea
    That's a demon. If I hadn't
    killed him, you would've died.
[18:25] Gill
    But... still...
[18:27] Gill
    To end a life so casually...!
[18:30] Prontea
    Then would you still criticize
    me if I were weaker,
[18:33] Prontea
    and fought a more desperate
    battle, but still won?
[18:39] Prontea
    What exactly would I need
    to do to satisfy you, then?
[18:44] Gill
    I don't know!
[18:46] Gill
    I might have died if you hadn't killed him...
[18:50] Gill
    But... taking an enemy's
    life so one-sidedly...
[18:54] Gill
    I just can't bear the sight of it!
[18:58] Prontea
    She's an interesting human, but her
    personality is pretty intensely troublesome.
[19:02] Prontea
    So, what should I do?
[19:04] Gill
    I'm sure that with the war,
[19:06] Gill
    there are many who were unable
    to escape, due to injuries...
[19:10] Gill
    But I'm unable to help them by myself.
[19:14] Gill
    Please, god, grant me your—
[19:17] Prontea
    Better to have her sleep
    until everything's over.
[19:21] Prontea
    I doubt any style of warfare
    would satisfy your conscience.
[19:25] Prontea
    Ignorance is bliss.
[19:27] Rin
    His memories are patchy... there's
    not much of a resemblance, either.
[19:31] Rin
    But he knows things only
    Grandfather could know...
[19:35] Rin
    And there are little
    habits that are the same.
[19:42] Rin
    Is that you, Grandfather?!
[19:48] Brandy
    As powerful as your attacks are,
    your defense is terrible!
[19:52] Brandy
    It's so bad that even using a little
    of your own strength against you
[19:55] Brandy
    makes a limb fly off!
[19:57] Brandy
    You can't even withstand the
    impact of your own attacks!
[20:01] Brandy
    Now, have a taste of one
    of those attacks, and die!
[20:10] Brandy
    That was way stronger than I expected...
    I accidentally blew the Demon Lord away.
[20:15] Brandy
    Well, he's a robot, so he'll
    probably be fine... right?
[20:19] Brandy
    But I need to strike again...
    need to get rid of her or—
[20:35] Rin
    Oh, Grandfather...
[20:38] Rin
    I've missed you... for so long...
[20:42] Rin
    Could we be... together again?
[20:49] Prontea
    Master?
[20:51] Narr
    Six hours after Takeshita
    and Brandy were defeated,
[20:55] Narr
    Piscalat and Cory joined the assault.
[20:58] Narr
    Hayato would return to the front lines,
[21:00] Narr
    and Barcode would take over
    operations from Piscalat.
[21:04] Narr
    Barcode was able to locate
    the remaining demons,
[21:06] Narr
    which Prontea and Hayato then eliminated.
[21:10] Narr
    The war was, effectively, over.
[21:17] Miku
    Looks like we're starting
    over from scratch, huh?