E1 - Peacetime

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[00:06] Sign
    Long ago, demons existed in this world...
[00:06] Sign
    Long ago, demons existed in this world...
[00:11] Narr
    Faced with monsters
    immune to modern weaponry,
[00:15] Narr
    humanity was pushed to
    the brink of extinction.
[00:18] Puppets
    Dear God, please...
[00:20] Puppets
    Please save us.
[00:23] Sign
    Thus, gods appeared.
[00:23] Sign
    Thus, gods appeared.
[00:26] Narr
    They were battle deities called Idaten.
[00:32] Narr
    They arrived suddenly,
    defeating the demons...
[00:39] Grandfather
    Give it a rest.
[00:43] Narr
    ...and then sealing them away.
[00:45] Narr
    These events occurred over 800 years ago.
[00:49] Rin
    Grandfather! Why do you all
    have to sacrifice yourselves?!
[00:54] Grandfather
    There's no other way to ensure
    the seal is effective.
[00:57] Grandfather
    We will travel to the other side,
    souls and all, and become part of it.
[01:02] Friend
    Rin, you're still young.
[01:04] Friend
    Keep living and watch over the seal.
[01:06] Friend
    Share your strength with the gods
     who have yet to be born.
[01:11] Sukis
    And if anything happens to the seal,
    it's your job to deal with it.
[01:16] Sukis
    Don't forget that!
[01:17] Rin
    No... No!
[01:21] Grandfather
    We're counting on you, Rin.
[01:24] Grandfather
    Goodbye.
[01:32] Rin
    No! Grandfather!
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
SIGN    #1
    Peacetime
[03:25] Woman
    Wh-What was that sudden gust?
[03:27] Woman
    Gosh, that really startled me...
[03:29] Man
    Is it just me, or did it feel more like
     something blew by rather than just wind?
[03:34] Hayato
    Hey, didn't we just pass some humans?
[03:38] Rin
    Never you mind.
[03:39] Rin
    There's no way they saw us.
[03:41] Rin
    Focus more on moving faster, Hayato.
[03:44] Hayato
    D-Damn it! Get back here!
[03:47] Hayato
    You hag in a kid's body!
[04:13] Rin
    Nine hours for a lap around the earth...
[04:16] Rin
    That's much slower than you usually manage.
[04:18] Rin
    Are you slacking?
[04:19] Hayato
    Did you forget the part where you beat
    the shit out of me, you senile old bitch?!
[04:26] Rin
    What arrogance when you're still half-baked.
[04:29] Rin
    Do you think that'll help
    you become a proper Idaten?
[04:32] Hayato
    What exactly is a "proper"
    Idaten supposed to be anyway?
[04:35] Hayato
    How does being fast even matter?
[04:37] Hayato
    You drag me out here every day,
    work me to the bone... And for what?
[04:46] Rin
    In the old days, endless hordes
    of monsters ran rampant across the land.
[04:51] Rin
    We are deities called forth to do battle.
[04:54] Rin
    We used our speed to fight, and—
[04:56] Hayato
    Yeah, yeah, I've heard this story.
[05:00] Hayato
    But it's been eighty years since
    I popped up in this world.
[05:04] Hayato
    And when were these monsters sealed away?
[05:06] Rin
    About 800 years ago.
[05:08] Hayto
    See? So when's this seal busting open?
[05:12] Hayto
    The world looks peaceful enough to me.
[05:16] Rin
    Where are you going?
[05:17] Hayato
    To have some fun.
    I've hit my training quota for the day.
[05:20] Hayato
    What's the problem?
[05:26] Rin
    Grandfather, it seems like 800
    years of peace was too long...
[05:39] Hayato
    Hey, sorry about the holdup, Ysley.
[05:42] Ysley
    You're as swift as ever, Hayato.
[05:45] Hayato
    Not as swift as old Rin, though...
[05:48] Ysley
    Well, she's a freak of nature.
[05:50] Hayato
    I'll still outdo her one day.
[05:53] Hayato
    All you ever do is read those human books.
    Would it kill you to train a little?
[05:58] Ysley
    I'd really rather not. I'd die.
[06:02] Ysley
    Besides...
[06:04] Ysley
    I love studying.
[06:06] Ysley
    And I'm able to learn more than
    any human can in their limited lifespan.
[06:12] Ysley
    Since the world's at peace, what's the
    harm in having an Idaten like that?
[06:15] Hayato
    Hey, I'm not the old bag,
    so I've got no problem with it.
[06:19] Hayato
    Come on. Let's go see what Paula's doing.
[06:37] Paula
    Jeez, couldn't you guys be a little quieter?
     You scared them all away!
[06:42] Hayato
    We're not you. We can't run
    like dainty princesses.
[06:47] Hayato
    Did the birds tell you anything interesting?
[06:51] Paula
    Come to think of it,
[06:52] Paula
    they said there's a bunch of humans
    gathering by the glaciers up north.
[06:56] Hayato
    What the hell are the humans doing there?
[06:59] Paula
    How am I supposed to know?
[07:01] Paula
    They mentioned giant green birds, too.
[07:04] Paula
    But those are probably airplanes.
[07:06] Ysley
    Sounds like a military transport
     for the Zoble Empire.
[07:10] Hayato
    When you say Zoble...
[07:12] Hayato
    You mean the weaponized industrial country
[07:13] Hayato
    whose air and water have gone to shit?
[07:16] Ysley
    What does their military
    want in a glacial region?
[07:18] Hayato
    No clue.
[07:20] Hayato
    It'll be faster to go see
    than stand around and guess.
[07:22] Hayato
    It's only 400 kilometers away.
    Even you two can make that in 20 minutes.
[07:28] Ysley
    I guess we should get going.
[07:30] Paula
    You're right.
[07:42] Hayato
    That sure is a lot of humans...
[07:46] Ysley
    Hayato!
[07:48] Ysley
    How are things looking?
[07:50] Hayato
    Hey, you made it.
[07:51] Hayato
    I dunno what they're after,
    but that's a hell of a lot of security.
[07:57] Hayato
    Whatever they want is probably over there,
[07:59] Hayato
    but with this many people,
    I can't get closer without them noticing.
[08:03] Ysley
    Then could you check it out, Paula?
[08:05] Paula
    Me?
[08:06] Ysley
    Put this in when you go.
[08:17] Captain
    Something the matter, Dr. Obami?
[08:20] Obami
    No, I must've imagined it.
[08:22] Captain
    How is the thawing proceeding?
[08:24] Obami
    It's 98 percent complete! Basically finished.
[08:29] Obami
    He'll be ready to move out
    as soon as he's awake.
[08:40] Paula
    Wh-What is this thing?
[08:43] Obami
    One of the demons who left a blazing
    trail of carnage 800 years ago,
[08:47] Obami
    and with a little elbow grease, he's still
    fully capable of destroying the world...
[08:52] Obami
    Gyudo-kun the demon beast!
[08:54] Obami
    A bottom feeder as far as demons go,
    but more than a match for any human military.
[09:00] Obami
    What do you think? Is that cool, or what?
[09:02] Captain
    And with that power under our control,
    Hotaena and Sarabael will be easy targets?
[09:08] Obami
    Humans were never a consideration
    in the first place.
[09:11] Obami
    The question is how the gods
     may have changed...
[09:16] Captain
    Gods?
[09:18] Obami
    Don't you worry about it!
[09:20] Captain
    Right...
[09:21] Captain
    This old timer's as strange as ever.
[09:24] Captain
    And how is he not cold, dressed like that?
[09:29] Hayato
    So this is one of those demons that
    the old bag never shuts up about...
[09:33] Hayato
    This was the worth the trip!
[09:34] Ysley
    I wouldn't be so pleased if I were you.
[09:36] Hayato
    Why not? It's just one leftover small fry.
[09:43] Ysley
    Well, I'm sure Rin-san could defeat
    it in the worst case scenario...
[09:47] Ysley
    But how does this Dr. Obami
    know about 800 years ago?
[09:52] Ysley
    About us or the name of this demon?
[09:54] Ysley
    There shouldn't be any humans left
    with that kind of knowledge...
[09:58] Hayato
    Maybe he's been kicking
    for 800 years like Granny.
[10:03] Hayato
    I mean, not that any human's capable of that.
[10:06] Ysley
    It's true no human is capable of that...
[10:08] Ysley
    But what if this doctor isn't human?
[10:12] Ysley
    What if he's a surviving demon
[10:15] Ysley
    who's been working for eight centuries
[10:18] Ysley
    toward the revival of demonkind?
[10:34] Obami
    Hell, yeah! Free after 800 years!
[10:38] Obami
    Hip hip hooray!
    Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!
[10:40] Captain
    Doctor! Is it safe to be standing here?
[10:44] Obami
    Don't you worry. Gyudo-kun is
    pretty docile, generally speaking.
[10:47] Obami
    As long as you don't provoke him,
    he won't attack.
[10:50] Obami
    Though that doesn't apply to gods...
[10:58] Captain
    Doctor! What is this?!
[11:00] Obami
    Could the accelerated thawing
    have driven him mad?
[11:20] Ysley
    Paula!
[11:21] Captain
    Enough! Fire at will!
[11:27] Obami
    Stop that, you fool!
     He'll come after us next!
[11:37] Obami
    Damn it... What's gotten into him?
[11:44] Obami
    A girl?
[12:01] Obami
    Wow!
[12:06] Hayato
    Huh, I let him have with that kick,
    but he seems to be fine.
[12:11] Hayato
    You can run if you want, y'know.
[12:12] Ysley
    And that's exactly what I'll do
     if I think we can't beat him.
[12:17] Obami
    I'm sure of it! They must be Idaten!
[12:20] Obami
    This is the perfect opportunity...
[12:24] Obami
    A generation of Idaten softened
    by the comfort of peacetime...
[12:28] Obami
    This should be good.
    Let's see what you can manage.
[12:37] Captain
    Who are you boys? Where did you come from?!
[12:39] Hayato
    Your odds are better staying buried
    and fighting the cold, pops.
[12:44] Captain
    You little...
[12:46] Captain
    Who do you think you're talking to?!
[12:48] Hayato
    Ow! Hey!
[12:52] ---
    Why you...
[12:53] Hayato
    The hell was that for, asshole?! That hurt!
[12:56] Captain
    What the—?!
[12:58] Ysley
    Uh, behind you!
[13:03] Ysley
    Hayato!
[13:09] Obami
    He's probably dead.
[13:15] Obami
    An attack at the speed of sound
    that can generate a sonic boom?
[13:18] Obami
    That'd be enough to demolish a tank, but...
[13:25] Ysley
    Um...
[13:31] Obami
    It's not enough to hurt Gyudo-kun.
[13:35] Obami
    That makes two.
[13:43] Obami
    And we're done.
[13:45] Obami
    I must say, peace does nothing
     for resilience...
[14:01] Obami
    What?! Impossible!
[14:03] Obami
    His heart was gouged out!
[14:10] Ysley
    He's not very fast.
[14:13] Ysley
    If we focus on evasion,
    we should easily be able to escape.
[14:17] Ysley
    It's like he's only attacking
    Idaten on instinct.
[14:21] Ysley
    Lashing out at us, before anything else,
    after being thawed out...
[14:25] Ysley
    That suggests the cognitive
    capacity of an insect.
[14:29] Obami
    What's going on here?!
[14:32] Obami
    Was it some kind of trick? Or is piercing
    their hearts not enough to kill them?!
[14:39] Paula
    Ysley?
[14:40] Ysley
    You're awake?
[14:42] Paula
    Whoa, you're injured! Are you okay?!
[14:45] Ysley
    It does hurt pretty badly,
    so can you stand on your own?
[14:49] Paula
    It only hurts? You're not gonna die?
[14:51] Ysley
    You'll understand if you ever
    get your heart gouged out.
[14:54] Ysley
    More importantly, this exchange
    has made three things clear.
[14:58] ---
    First, that monster is incredibly
    tough and powerful,
[15:03] First
    but it can't compare to us
    Idaten in terms of speed.
[15:06] First
    If we need to flee,
    that shouldn't be a problem.
[15:09] ---
    Second...
[15:11] ---
    It seems the good doctor
    doesn't know much about us,
[15:15] ---
    considering how surprised he was that
    I survived having my heart pierced...
[15:19] Paula
    That surprised me, too!
[15:21] Ysley
    I suppose it would.
[15:24] Ysley
    To be honest, the first time
     I had my heart pulped
[15:27] Ysley
    and my neck broken,
    I thought I was a goner, too...
[15:35] Obami
    What's this? An earthquake?
[15:38] Ysley
    As for the third thing,
     that monster is strong.
[15:43] Ysley
    However...
[15:48] Hayato
    You think I'm gonna let that slide,
    you piece of shit?!
[15:51] Hayato
    Hope you're ready for payback a millionfold!
[15:53] Ysley
    Hayato, who has been training
    with Rin-san for 80 years,
[15:57] Ysley
    should have no problem fighting him.
[15:59] Hayato
    Eat this!
[16:10] Hayato
    Hey.
[16:13] Hayato
    You left your body wide open,
     you beefy dumbass!
[16:27] Ysley
    Nice! Get him, Hayato!
[16:36] Obami
    He's nothing like the one in glasses.
[16:38] Obami
    This doesn't look good...
[17:04] Hayato
    Okay! On your feet, big boy!
[17:07] Hayato
    This time, I'm blowing your head clean off—
[17:13] Hayato
    What? Is he dead?
[17:22] Ysley
    He is dead...
[17:24] Ysley
    Immediate death following destructive
    organ trauma is a trait of organisms.
[17:29] Ysley
    Meaning demons are closer
    to living creatures than us Idaten...
[17:37] Obami
    I wasn't able to retrieve Gyudo-kun,
[17:40] Obami
    but I've obtained data that more
    than makes up for that loss.
[17:44] Obami
    Now, you'll have to excuse
    me as I make my exit.
[17:46] Obami
    Farewell to you, new generation of Idaten!
[17:52] Ysley
    That's...
[17:53] Ysley
    the new high-speed VTOL fighter jet
[17:55] Ysley
    that can maintain a cruising speed of Mach 2!
[17:59] Ysley
    Although, that said...
[18:02] Obami
    Wh-What... What was that?
[18:04] Hayato
    Yo.
[18:04] Obami
    Yo, what?!
[18:06] Ysley
    It can't escape Hayato.
[18:09] Hayato
    All right, Gramps, quit panicking.
[18:12] Hayato
    Let's land this thing and have a little chat.
[18:15] Hayato
    Here we go...
[18:16] Obami
    S-Stop! Don't do anything drastic!
[18:25] Hayato
    Wait, humans die from falls, right?
[18:29] Hayato
    Did I do that wrong?
[18:33] Hayato
    Hey, Gramps?
[18:35] Hayato
    You still alive?
[18:42] Paula
    Say, Ysley, how long are you
    going to study that dead monster?
[18:48] Paula
    Huh? Ysley?
[18:50] Paula
    The monster's body is gone, too...
[18:53] Ysley
    Yes, that's right. A dead monster specimen.
[18:56] Ysley
    Retrieve it as quickly as possible, please.
[18:59] Ysley
    It's near where we first found it.
[19:01] Ysley
    I'll send the specific
    coordinates in a moment.
[19:05] Ysley
    Listen, you need to hurry.
[19:07] Ysley
    Don't let Zoble get it first.
[19:12] Obami
    Damn you, boy...
[19:15] Obami
    I can't believe you wrecked it!
[19:17] Obami
    Do you realize how much of a pain
     it is to fix these bodies?!
[19:20] Obami
    You doof! Dunce! Dumb-dumb!
    Stupid, stupid stupidhead!
[19:21] Hayato
    So you're a robot, Gramps?
[19:24] Hayato
    Man, Ysley is gonna have a lot
    of fun taking you apart.
[19:25] Obami
    Big old stupid stupidhead!
[19:30] Obami
    You think this is a game, boy?!
[19:32] Obami
    Try this on for size! The device all men
    dream about making use of...
[19:33] Sign
    Self-Destruct
[19:35] Obami
    A self-destruct switch!
[19:37] Obami
    And a-boop!
[19:43] Hayato
    Damn, guess he's a goner...
[20:04] Troop A
    Well, we're in for a treat.
[20:07] Troop B
    She sure doesn't look like an old lady...
[20:10] Gill
    What are you men thinking?!
[20:12] Gill
    You must realize God will not
    forgive this kind of pillaging!
[20:17] Gill
    When the world was on the
    verge of destruction,
[20:21] Gill
    God the creator descended from Heaven
[20:23] Gill
    and brought salvation to
    the world and its people!
[20:26] Gill
    What you're doing is blasphemy
    in the eyes of our merciful—
[20:35] Troop A
    God? What's that?
[20:37] Troop C
    Tissues work better than
    blessings for sneezes!
[20:39] Troop B
    They've got other uses, too...
[20:42] Troop A
    Well, God, we're gonna help ourselves.
[20:44] Gill
    O Lord...
[21:13] Gill
    Dear Lord, please...
[21:17] Gill
    Please... grant us salvation...
[21:22] Gill
    God!