# E8 - Idaten
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**[00:09] Gill**
What is the emperor of Zoble
doing in a place like this?
**[00:14] Gill**
Why have you come to see
us... or rather, to see him?
**[00:18] Gill**
For what reason?
**[00:19] Gill**
And he's... a god?
**[00:22] Gill**
God...
**[00:44] Hayato**
Damn it. That really hurt, you asshole!
**[00:49] Takeshita**
You're a lot stronger than I had thought.
**[00:51] Takeshita**
This might be quite the workout
for an old timer like me.
**[00:54] Takeshita**
Go ahead. Come at me again. Or would you
rather run crying to your friend?
**[00:59] Hayato**
Nobody said anything about
running, you piece of shit!
***SIGN*** The Idaten Deities
Know Only Peace
***SIGN*** The Idaten Deities
Know Only Peace
**[02:37] Rin**
This is so irritating...
**[02:44] Rin**
I don't think they'll be
coming back this time.
**[02:47] Brandy**
Did she do all that by swinging a sword?!
**[02:50] Brandy**
What the hell?! How big of a
monster can one person be?!
**[02:54] Brandy**
Still, I knew from the beginning
that I couldn't win...
**[02:57] Brandy**
Let's see how much time of yours I can waste.
**[03:01] Rin**
Damn it. What are these blasted strings?!
**[03:06] Rin**
Looking a bit more closely,
the strings are attached to them...
**[03:09] Rin**
Maybe they're all being controlled
by a main body, somewhere else?
**[03:15] Decoy 2**
That's right! What you've been
fighting are merely my marionettes!
**[03:18] Decoy 2**
You have to defeat me if you
want to end this battle!
**[03:22] Rin**
Then you're the one behind this!
**[03:28] Rin**
My face! Ow, my face!
**[03:31] Decoy 2**
You fell right for that one!
**[03:32] Decoy 2**
I think I'll call it the
Netted Face Shredder!
**[03:35] Rin**
I've had enough of this—
**[03:38] Rin**
What the?!
**[03:39] Rin**
My arm just flew off!
**[03:41] Brandy**
She is... incredibly good
at falling for traps.
**[03:45] Brandy**
Could I...
**[03:46] Brandy**
actually win this, if I play my cards right?
**[03:50] Prontea**
Another day, another search for
baldy Barcode, the giant old lady,
**[03:53] Prontea**
and the pigtailed bondage gal.
**[03:56] Narr**
Everything that Prontea sees is
transmitted, via electronic signal,
**[04:00] Narr**
to his PC at home, which is then
displayed for General Piscalat.
**[04:05] Piscalat**
No. No. No.
**[04:08] Piscalat**
No.
**[04:09] Piscalat**
No. No. No. No.
**[04:10] Prontea**
Is it me, or are you treating
this like an assembly line worker
**[04:13] Piscalat**
No. No.
**[04:13] Prontea**
who's looking for faulty products?
**[04:15] Piscalat**
Pipe down.
**[04:17] Piscalat**
Wait, how many people resembling
Miku have you seen?
**[04:21] Prontea**
Only the one.
***SIGN*** Miku
**[04:23] Prontea**
I doubt there's a lot of people
with that kind of fashion sense.
**[04:26] Piscalat**
Exactly. So, how do you explain her?
**[04:29] Piscalat**
It's a bit too exact to
just be a coincidence.
**[04:32] Prontea**
A decoy?
**[04:33] Piscalat**
Yeah. The question is, why?
**[04:36] Prontea**
Okay, I'll go have a chat with her.
**[04:42] Prontea**
I need to borrow you for a sec.
**[04:44] Decoy**
Excuse me?
**[04:46] Decoy**
What is this?! What is this?!
**[04:49] Prontea**
Stop screaming!
**[04:50] Prontea**
If you're human, you won't be harmed,
so simmer down a little!
**[05:02] Prisoner**
We need to get out of here!
**[05:03] Gill**
No. I...
**[05:06] Gill**
I'm going to bear witness to this.
**[05:12] Hayato**
Come on, pops, you're not gonna sprout
tentacles or shapeshift or anything?
**[05:18] Takeshita**
*He regenerates too fast.*
**[05:21] Takeshita**
* The longer this goes on,*
* the more of a disadvantage for me.*
***SIGN*** #8 Idaten
**[05:23] Takeshita**
I can't do that.
I'm just good in a straight-up fight.
**[05:28] Takeshita**
Which I imagine suits you perfectly.
No tricks or gimmicks involved.
**[05:31] Hayato**
True enough.
**[05:33] Hayato**
Let's do this!
**[05:35] Takeshita**
* I'd have no chance if he*
* capitalized on his speed*
**[05:38] Takeshita**
*and healing to draw the battle out...*
**[05:40] Takeshita**
*What a simpleton.*
**[05:44] Takeshita**
You didn't need to come here.
Your side would've won the war, either way.
**[05:49] Hayato**
Screw that. You expect me to hide
behind Granny my whole life?
**[05:54] Hayato**
By the way, you sure you don't
wanna pull that arm out, pops?!
**[06:01] Hayato**
Shit, this actually hurts really bad.
**[06:05] Takeshita**
You take a wound like that,
and it only hurts?
**[06:08] Hayato**
You're not done yet, are you?
**[06:11] Takeshita**
No. Come at me.
**[06:16] Takeshita**
*I think this is as far as I go...*
**[06:19] Decoy 2**
Hey, what's wrong? You dead?
**[06:21] Decoy 2**
Why don't you try and get me again?
**[06:25] Brandy**
I came out here half ready to die,
but I think I might actually pull this off.
**[06:32] Rin**
Damn you...
**[06:35] Rin**
Your roundabout way of fighting is
starting to seriously tick me off!
**[06:41] Brandy**
* Wait, what?! What the hell?!*
* How did she regenerate so quickly?!*
**[06:48] Decoy**
What are you trying to do by
getting wound up yourself?
**[06:51] Decoy**
You can't even use that sword, now!
**[06:53] Rin**
Really? Then maybe I'll get
a little more wound up!
**[07:04] Brandy**
Th-This is bad! I have to untangle my hair and—
**[07:12] Rin**
That should be all of the decoys,
along with the real body.
**[07:17] Rin**
And now I'll cut through it all at once!
**[07:24] Prontea**
Master is really going wild out there.
**[07:32] Rin**
You seem to be the only one left.
**[07:34] Rin**
Are you the real body?
**[07:41] Hayato**
Looks like you're done...
**[07:45] Hayato**
Then I win.
**[07:48] Takeshita**
* Good grief... he actually ran*
* off, without finishing me.*
**[07:52] Takeshita**
* It seems he only cares about*
* whether he wins or not.*
**[07:57] (Flashback) Obami**
I'd recommend preparing
a nuclear missile launch.
**[08:01] (Flashback) Obami**
Although even if it's effective,
we'd still end up dying in the process...
**[08:09] (Flashback) Brandy**
Your Lordship, I also told my
own children to flee beforehand.
**[08:20] Takeshita**
*Not yet...*
**[08:22] Takeshita**
*It's not really over yet.*
**[08:28] Takeshita**
What do you think you're doing?
**[08:30] Gill**
Isn't it obvious?!
**[08:33] Gill**
Your wounds need to be
treated, or you'll die!
**[08:37] Takeshita**
You've really taken the whole
"good person" thing to heart, haven't you?
**[08:40] Takeshita**
There's no point, though.
I weigh over 500 kg.
**[08:44] Gill**
Ow...
**[08:46] Takeshita**
Leave me and get out of here.
**[08:48] Takeshita**
Dying after being flashed by
a young woman won't be so bad.
**[08:53] Gill**
Please, stop joking around!
**[08:56] Takeshita**
That's a good reaction.
**[08:57] Takeshita**
You know, after 20 years,
**[09:00] Takeshita**
my wife still insists we turn the
lights out when we go to bed.
**[09:03] Takeshita**
Women with some sense of
modesty really are the best.
**[09:06] Takeshita**
I've never appreciated
the way Miku does things.
**[09:09] Gill**
Emperor Takeshita...
**[09:11] Gill**
You were fighting in a way to avoid the
prisoners being hurt in the crossfire.
**[09:15] Gill**
You could've taken us as hostages...
**[09:18] Gill**
Even now, regardless of what you're saying,
**[09:20] Gill**
you're trying to make sure I get to safety.
**[09:23] Gill**
To me...
**[09:24] Gill**
You don't seem like a bad person.
**[09:32] Hayato**
Damn it... I'm not healing fast enough.
**[09:38] Hayato**
What the hell's that?
**[09:42] Gill**
Emperor Takeshita!
**[09:45] Takeshita**
One last word of warning...
**[09:47] Takeshita**
I'm sure you've realized this,
but we're not human.
**[09:52] Takeshita**
Which means there's no hope
for peace between our peoples.
**[09:54] Takeshita**
Pray all you want, but the human hunts
will resume again, sooner or later.
**[10:01] Takeshita**
If you don't want to be caught
again, flee to Hotaena.
**[10:05] Takeshita**
Your life's short enough, you should
be able to live it in peace.
**[10:11] Gill**
What are you saying?
**[10:13] Gill**
Even if you're not human, your concern
for others shows we can coexist...
**[10:24] Gill**
I am so powerless.
**[10:29] Gill**
When I was attacked...
**[10:31] Gill**
When I was taken away, and locked up.
**[10:34] Gill**
I did nothing myself, I only prayed...
**[10:39] Gill**
Even though a god came to save us,
and was hurt in the process!
**[10:45] Narr**
She has the wrong idea, there.
**[10:47] Gill**
But I can't even carry
the wounded to safety...
**[10:53] Gill**
* Prayer will accomplish*
* nothing. I want power...*
**[10:57] Gill**
* The power to protect people,*
* with my own hands.*
**[11:01] Gill**
If only I had power like that god...
**[11:10] Narr**
There are three criteria
for an Idaten manifesting:
**[11:14] Narr**
A large volume of thoughts, a long period
of time, and a desire for salvation.
**[11:19] Narr**
Here in the Zoble Empire,
all three criteria have been met.
**[11:26] Narr**
And the appearance, sex, name,
and personality of an Idaten...
**[11:32] Narr**
will be based off the most
potent source of thoughts,
**[11:37] Narr**
at the moment of their manifestation.
**[11:44] Hayato**
What the hell are you doing here?
**[11:48] Gill**
Um, are you okay? You seem to be hurt.
**[11:53] Hayato**
Is that a joke?!
You saw the whole damn thing!
**[11:55] Gill**
I don't know what you mean! You've got
the wrong person! I didn't see anything!
**[11:59] Hayato**
*Shit... my body...*
**[12:05] Gill**
What was that?!
**[12:07] Hayato**
*This speed... is she...*
**[12:10] Rin**
I want answers before I kill you.
**[12:13] Rin**
Where is this Demon Lord, Over-M?
**[12:17] Rin**
Or is it you?
**[12:19] Brandy**
Demon Lord Over-M? How should I know?
**[12:23] Brandy**
You're eight hundred years old, and you
expect me to know something you don't?
**[12:28] Rin**
I might not know him, but he
brings something to mind...
**[12:31] Rin**
His naming sense reminds me a
great deal of my Grandfather...
**[12:34] Rin**
He'd call one demon Super H
because it was super hard!
**[12:37] Rin**
Or another demon who's weak, cow-like,
and preyed upon the others as food,
**[12:41] Rin**
Gyudon-kun!
**[12:45] (Flashback) Obami**
This seems to be a low-level demon,
the kind that would be used for food...
**[12:48] (Flashback) Obami**
And since he's treated like a disposable
source of food, like a beef bowl,
**[12:53] (Flashback) Obami**
why don't we call him Gyudo-kun?
**[12:55] (Flashback) Brandy**
Uh... I don't see why not.
**[12:59] Brandy**
*Could it really be a coincidence?*
**[13:01] Obami**
Now, this is a fascinating subject. Would
you mind letting me join the discussion?
**[13:08] Rin**
Who are you?!
**[13:09] Brandy**
Your Lord—
**[13:10] Brandy**
*I should keep quiet, for now.*
**[13:13] Obami**
Rin, watching you fight stirred some
memories the origins of which I am unsure of.
**[13:18] Obami**
I just had to speak to you in person.
**[13:22] Rin**
How do you know my name—
**[13:24] Obami**
Is that sword the same kind that Sukis used?
**[13:30] (Flashback) Sukis**
Someone who's as awkward as you,
**[13:32] (Flashback) Sukis**
on top of running from fights,
couldn't produce one of these!
**[13:34] (Flashback) Sukis**
If you're dead set on it, though,
swing this one around every day.
**[13:39] (Flashback) Rin**
Sukis-san! Stop making fun of me!
**[13:43] (Flashback) Rin**
One day, I know I'll...
**[13:47] Rin**
How do you know that?
**[13:50] Obami**
I remember you being a frail crybaby,
for some reason, as well.
**[14:05] (Flashback) Rin**
Grandfather... everyone...
**[14:07] (Flashback) Rin**
Since you've been gone, I've... I've...
**[14:15] Rin**
Who are you?! How do you know these things?!
**[14:18] Obami**
A good question. I have no clue, myself.
**[14:21] Obami**
But I keep remembering more and more...
**[14:23] Obami**
You would always flee from the demons,
but you hated being alone even more,
**[14:28] Obami**
so you would insist on heading into battle...
**[14:32] (Flashback) Rin**
Don't leave me!
**[14:34] (Flashback) Rin**
I'm going with you!
**[14:37] Rin**
*How does he know this?!*
**[14:40] Brandy**
*She's stopped moving? She's wide open, too.*
**[14:44] Brandy**
* During the battle, I came up*
* with a way to beat her.*
**[14:48] Brandy**
*But I'll only get one shot at it.*
**[14:50] Decoy**
Like I said, I have no idea
where Miku-sama went after that!
**[14:57] Prontea**
What do you think?
**[14:58] Piscalat**
There's only one thing that makes sense.
**[15:00] Piscalat**
She fled independently, to save her own skin.
**[15:04] Piscalat**
There'd be no point in interrogating the
other demons even if we captured them.
**[15:07] Prontea**
*So, you're saying...*
**[15:09] Ysley**
She managed to escape.
**[15:12] Ysley**
Well, that's unfortunate. I can see now
why General Piscalat was so wary of her.
**[15:17] Ysley**
An excellent strategic choice.
**[15:20] Neput**
*I've got Biarov and Barcode.*
**[15:23] Barcode**
G-General Neput... why would you do this?
**[15:26] Neput**
Put a sock in it!
**[15:27] Neput**
You're gonna go through the same thing,
so you'll know exactly why, soon enough.
**[15:30] Ysley**
I see. In that case,
hand Barcode over to Prontea-san.
**[15:35] Ysley**
As for prime minister Biarov,
give him a brief explanation
**[15:38] Ysley**
and then see to it that he gets to safety.
**[15:40] Neput**
Copy that.
**[15:41] Biarov**
What exactly is the meaning of this, Neput?
**[15:45] Biarov**
What do you intend on doing with me?!
**[15:47] Neput**
Once this is over, you're gonna rebuild
the country for the sake of it's people,
**[15:50] Neput**
and the whole world.
**[15:55] Ysley**
Hayato's headed this way, too.
**[15:58] Paula**
Do you think something happened?
**[15:59] Prontea**
Hey, sorry about the delay.
**[16:01] Prontea**
Here's your Barcode-san.
**[16:03] Ysley**
It looks like Hayato is headed this way, too...
Do you have any idea what happened?
**[16:08] Prontea**
Nope. I have a hard time
imagining him coming back,
**[16:10] Prontea**
even if he was on the verge of dying...
**[16:12] Prontea**
Where's he at?
**[16:13] Ysley**
Still in this area.
**[16:15] Prontea**
That's a bit slow...
**[16:18] Hayato**
Come on. Can't you go a little faster?
**[16:21] Gill**
I'm sorry, no!
I've never run on water before.
**[16:26] Gill**
What the—?!
**[16:27] Hayato**
It's fine. She's on our side.
**[16:29] Prontea**
Oh, I see! A new Idaten!
**[16:32] Ysley**
An Idaten?
**[16:34] Ysley**
True enough. Zoble did meet all the
criteria for one manifesting...
**[16:37] Ysley**
I've got surgery to perform.
Paula, take care of things here.
**[16:41] Paula**
Yeah, got it!
**[16:43] Ysley**
Hayato, you look like you
had quite a struggle.
**[16:45] Ysley**
Were you up against Umeyo? Or the Emperor?
**[16:48] Hayato**
The Emperor, I think.
**[16:50] Prontea**
Did you lose?
**[16:51] Hayato**
Man, shut up. I beat him.
**[16:54] Hayato**
I was gonna head back as soon
as I handed her off to you guys.
**[16:56] Prontea**
That works out nicely!
So, what's your name, new girl?
**[16:59] Gill**
Uh... Gill. It's Gill!
**[17:03] Prontea**
Nice to meet you, Gill. I'm Prontea.
**[17:06] Prontea**
Now, our hands are kind
of full with this war...
**[17:08] Prontea**
Once things calm down a bit,
we'll have a proper chat.
**[17:19] Gill**
I hope the others were able to escape...
**[17:24] Prontea**
Hey!
**[17:25] Gill**
Wh-Who are you?!
When did you get behind me?!
**[17:28] Prontea**
I kind of wanted to ask that.
**[17:30] Prontea**
Can you warp, or something?
**[17:32] Gill**
Huh?
**[17:34] Prontea**
Wait... you are Gill, right?
**[17:37] Gill**
Uh, yes. My name is Gilltina.
**[17:40] Gill**
I usually answer to Gill, though...
**[17:42] Gill**
How do you know my name?
**[17:44] Prontea**
*A lookalike? And a human?*
**[17:47] Prontea**
* The resemblance is too strong*
* for it to be a coincidence...*
**[17:53] Gill**
Excuse me, but are you a god—
**[18:00] Prontea**
I see. You must've run into Hayato-kun.
**[18:04] Prontea**
In that case, yes, I'm also a god.
**[18:06] Prontea**
And if you're an ordinary human,
that poses some interesting questions.
**[18:10] Gill**
How could you?
**[18:12] Prontea**
You'd provide a new data sample
regarding the manifestation of Idaten.
**[18:16] Gill**
How could you do that?!
**[18:21] Prontea**
That's a demon. If I hadn't
killed him, you would've died.
**[18:25] Gill**
But... still...
**[18:27] Gill**
To end a life so casually...!
**[18:30] Prontea**
Then would you still criticize
me if I were weaker,
**[18:33] Prontea**
and fought a more desperate
battle, but still won?
**[18:39] Prontea**
What exactly would I need
to do to satisfy you, then?
**[18:44] Gill**
I don't know!
**[18:46] Gill**
I might have died if you hadn't killed him...
**[18:50] Gill**
But... taking an enemy's
life so one-sidedly...
**[18:54] Gill**
I just can't bear the sight of it!
**[18:58] Prontea**
* She's an interesting human, but her*
* personality is pretty intensely troublesome.*
**[19:02] Prontea**
*So, what should I do?*
**[19:04] Gill**
I'm sure that with the war,
**[19:06] Gill**
there are many who were unable
to escape, due to injuries...
**[19:10] Gill**
But I'm unable to help them by myself.
**[19:14] Gill**
Please, god, grant me your—
**[19:17] Prontea**
Better to have her sleep
until everything's over.
**[19:21] Prontea**
I doubt any style of warfare
would satisfy your conscience.
**[19:25] Prontea**
Ignorance is bliss.
**[19:27] Rin**
* His memories are patchy... there's*
* not much of a resemblance, either.*
**[19:31] Rin**
* But he knows things only*
* Grandfather could know...*
**[19:35] Rin**
* And there are little*
* habits that are the same.*
**[19:42] Rin**
Is that you, Grandfather?!
**[19:48] Brandy**
* As powerful as your attacks are,*
* your defense is terrible!*
**[19:52] Brandy**
* It's so bad that even using a little*
* of your own strength against you*
**[19:55] Brandy**
*makes a limb fly off!*
**[19:57] Brandy**
* You can't even withstand the*
* impact of your own attacks!*
**[20:01] Brandy**
* Now, have a taste of one*
* of those attacks, and die!*
**[20:10] Brandy**
* That was way stronger than I expected...*
* I accidentally blew the Demon Lord away.*
**[20:15] Brandy**
* Well, he's a robot, so he'll*
* probably be fine... right?*
**[20:19] Brandy**
* But I need to strike again...*
* need to get rid of her or—*
**[20:35] Rin**
*Oh, Grandfather...*
**[20:38] Rin**
*I've missed you... for so long...*
**[20:42] Rin**
*Could we be... together again?*
**[20:49] Prontea**
Master?
**[20:51] Narr**
Six hours after Takeshita
and Brandy were defeated,
**[20:55] Narr**
Piscalat and Cory joined the assault.
**[20:58] Narr**
Hayato would return to the front lines,
**[21:00] Narr**
and Barcode would take over
operations from Piscalat.
**[21:04] Narr**
Barcode was able to locate
the remaining demons,
**[21:06] Narr**
which Prontea and Hayato then eliminated.
**[21:10] Narr**
The war was, effectively, over.
**[21:17] Miku**
Looks like we're starting
over from scratch, huh?