E5 - Do You Know Social Media?

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SIGN    The House Spirit
    Tatami-chan
SIGN    Episode 5: "Do You Know Social Media?"
[00:05] N
    SNS stands for Social Networking Service.
[00:09] N
    I have no idea what that means.
[00:12] N
    Let's see if Tatami-chan understands
    the value of those services.
[00:18] Landlord
    I look so Instagrammable.
[00:20] Tatami
    What are you up to, Landlady?
[00:22] Landlord
    Look at this feature.
[00:24] Landlord
    It cleans up your face so that
    you look cute in your photos.
[00:27] Tatami
    Oh, you're right.
[00:28] Tatami
    It made your scary eyes bigger.
[00:30] Tatami
    You look even creepier, though.
[00:32] Landlord
    Apps like this have been
    popping up everywhere.
[00:34] Landlord
    Taking photos with your phone is fun.
[00:37] Priest
    We're posting our adorable
    photos on SNS sites.
[00:41] Tatami
    SNS is that thing, right?
[00:43] Tatami
    Social networking?
[00:45] Landlord
    I'm surprised you know about that.
[00:46] Tatami
    Why would you post your
    face on social media?
[00:50] Priest
    Currently, the world is
    all about asserting yourself.
[00:53] Tatami
    Why would you assert yourself?
[00:54] Landlord
    Because that's the way
    the world is right now.
[00:56] Tatami
    Is there something good about posting
    your photos for the world to see?
[01:00] Landlord
    It's fun, showing the world the
    things you think are good.
[01:05] Tatami
    Why?
[01:06] Landlord
    Why?
[01:07] Landlord
    Because you're finding agreement
    with complete strangers.
[01:10] Priest
    It's person-to-person communication.
[01:12] Priest
    Humans crave connection
    through communication.
[01:16] Tatami
    Humans need communication to get by?
[01:20] Landlord
    Well, no, they don't need it, but...
[01:23] Tatami
    So it's an age when people value
    their connection with other people.
[01:26] Priest
    That's right.
[01:27] Priest
    It's a beautiful age, when things that were
    unthinkable in the past are now possible.
[01:31] Landlord
    It's a warm age, when we can feel
    the connection between people.
[01:36] Tatami
    But, but...
[01:37] ---
    What?
[01:37] Tatami
    That feature that cleans up your face is fakery,
    so you're basically lying to strangers.
[01:44] Landlord
    It's not good to think
    about such dumb things.
[01:48] Tatami
    Do you feel warmth in lying to people?
[01:51] Landlord
    Well...
[01:51] Priest
    Well, it's more of a little white lie.
[01:53] Priest
    What does it matter if
    everyone's having fun?
[01:55] Tatami
    So why would you care about
    impressing people like that?
[01:58] Priest
    You aren't necessarily
    trying to impress people.
[02:00] Tatami
    Is it attention seeking?
[02:02] Priest
    Attention seeking?
[02:05] Tatami
    Do you want to become famous?
[02:06] Priest
    No, not particularly.
[02:08] Tatami
    Are you doing it because you're lonely?
[02:09] Priest
    Lonely?
[02:10] Priest
    You don't necessarily do it
     because you're lonely.
[02:12] Tatami
    So you aren't lonely?
[02:14] Priest
    I-I'm not doing it because I'm lonely.
[02:17] Landlord
    I am lonely.
[02:18] Tatami
    You are?
[02:19] Landlord
    I'm so lonely!
[02:20] Tatami
    There, there.
[02:21] Landlord
    I hope a handsome man will discover
    my beautiful photos and contact me!
[02:26] Priest
    You're quite honest, aren't you?
[02:27] Landlord
    And what about you?
[02:28] Landlord
    Why do you use social media?
[02:30] Priest
    Um, I just want interpersonal connections.
[02:33] Landlord
    You want the same thing, don't you?!
[02:36] Tatami
    Are you also hoping to
    find someone, Tickling Priest?
[02:39] Priest
    I'd be lying if I said no.
[02:41] Tatami
    What are you really trying to do?
[02:43] Landlord
    I want to meet someone.
[02:44] Landlord
    I want to meet a man so we can make love,
    our bodies touching one another's!
[02:48] Priest
    Bodies?
[02:49] Priest
    Earthly desires of the flesh!
[02:51] Landlord
    This world is rife with
    desires of the flesh!
[02:53] Tatami
    Are you filled with desires of
    the flesh, you trashy priest?
[02:55] Priest
    I am filled with desires of the flesh!
[02:57] Priest
    I want to tickle girls that
    I meet on social media!
[02:59] Landlord
    You said it.
[03:00] Tatami
    So you've both been trying to
    impress people on social media
[03:02] Tatami
    to satisfy your desires.
[03:04] Landlord
    That's right!
[03:05] Landlord
    I want to meet a handsome man to ****!
[03:08] Priest
    I-I want to tickle someone and letch on her!
[03:11] Landlord
    I want to become animalistic!
[03:14] Priest
    I, too!
[03:15] Landlord
    Lonely... I'm so lonely.
[03:17] Priest
    I, too, would like to become
    close with a young woman!
[03:22] Tatami
    I see, I see.
[03:23] Tatami
    You're both on social media
    because you're horny.
[03:28] Tatami
    That's what I figured.