E7 - Tickling Priest's Meditation Group

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SIGN    The House Spirit
    Tatami-chan
SIGN    Episode 7: "Tickling Priest's Meditation Group"
[00:04] N
    What do you suppose those
     nincompoops are up to today?
[00:08] N
    Do you know that thing
    where you go to a temple
[00:11] N
    and have a priest whack you on the shoulder?
[00:13] N
    Yeah, that thing.
[00:14] N
    That's what they're doing today.
[00:16] N
    Then again, I'm sure they
    aren't doing it properly.
[00:19] Priest
    You lustful nincompoops...
[00:22] Priest
    Today is the day you meditate
    and reflect on yourselves.
[00:25] Tatami
    You seem like an actual priest for once.
[00:27] Priest
    Of course I am.
[00:28] Priest
    I am a priest.
[00:30] Tatami
    What? Really?
[00:32] Landlady
    You are?
[00:33] Tatami
    Indeed.
[00:34] Priest
    Wait, what did you think I was?
[00:36] Tatami
    I thought you were the tickling priest.
[00:38] Okiku
    A pervy, NEET horny priest.
[00:41] Priest
    H-How dare you?!
[00:42] Landlady
    A hobo late on his rent
    payments and mired in debt.
[00:44] Priest
    Shush, you!
[00:45] Priest
    Close your eyes and focus!
[00:48] Tatami
    What a pain.
[00:49] Tatami
    Ow!
[00:50] Priest
    Now, focus your mind until
    this incense burns up.
[00:55] Priest
    Disturbances of posture and breathing
     are disturbances of the mind.
[00:58] Priest
    Those who lose focus will be
    disciplined with this stick.
[01:06] Tatami
    Ow!
[01:06] Priest
    You fell asleep the moment we started.
[01:08] Priest
    You are inadequate as a human being!
[01:10] Tatami
    I can't help that I'm sleepy.
[01:11] Tatami
    I'm not even human, anyway.
[01:13] Priest
    No talking back!
[01:14] Tatami
    Ow!
[01:15] Tatami
    This asshole priest hit me!
[01:17] Okiku
    This is violence.
[01:19] ---
    Now, focus!
[01:20] Landlady
    Damn it. Why do I need to take part in
    helping this old fart with his pastimes?
[01:24] Priest
    Did you say something?
[01:26] Priest
    Did you click your tongue?
[01:27] Landlady
    No! Stop this!
[01:30] Priest
    I'll wiggle my fingers!
[01:32] Priest
    I'll tickle you with my fingers!
[01:33] ---
    Please, not that!
[01:36] Tatami
    Come on.
[01:37] Priest
    What is it?
[01:39] Priest
    You all are overflowing
    with earthly desires.
[01:42] Priest
    I'm going to set you straight
    through this meditation.
[01:45] Okiku
    You're just assuming
    we have earthly desires.
[01:47] Priest
    No talking back!
[01:48] Okiku
    Ow!
[01:50] Okiku
    If you don't want to be disciplined,
    you will rid your mind of all distractions.
[02:03] Priest
    Desires.
[02:04] Priest
    You're overflowing with desires.
[02:10] Priest
    Meep, meep, meep.
[02:16] Priest
    Meep, meep, meep.
[02:21] Priest
    Feather touch.
[02:27] Priest
    Jeez, what's your problem?
[02:31] Priest
    Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[02:35] Priest
    What are you doing?!
[02:37] Tatami
    Dude, what are you doing,
    you asshole priest?
[02:38] Priest
    Concentrate!
[02:41] Okiku
    Hey! We were all focused on ridding
    ourselves of bad thoughts.
[02:45] Priest
    Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[02:48] Priest
    That's what you get for succeeding
    in mindful meditation!
[02:51] Tatami
    You're the one who told us to do it!
[02:54] Priest
    Did I, now?
[02:57] Landlady
    Enough!
[02:58] Landlady
    You're just looking for
    an excuse to tickle us!
[03:00] Priest
    That's right. I want to tickle you.
[03:02] Tatami
    What?!
[03:03] Priest
    I can't help but want to tickle you!
[03:04] Landlady
    I said not to tickle me!
[03:06] Priest
    No!
[03:06] Okiku
    No?
[03:07] Priest
    No!
[03:08] Priest
    I seriously want to tickle you!
[03:12] Priest
    Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[03:15] Landlady
    That tickles!
[03:16] Tatami
    You bastard!
[03:17] Tatami
    You scolded us for having earthly desires,
    but you're the one with the most!
[03:22] Priest
    How dare you?!
[03:23] Priest
    Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[03:25] Priest
    Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[03:27] Priest
    Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[03:28] Priest
    Tickle, tickle, tickle!