E9 - Coup Coup Coup Couple Coucouple Ouples

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SIGN    The House Spirit
    Tatami-chan
SIGN    Episode 9: "Coup Coup Coup Couple Coucouple Ouples"
[00:05] N
    A couple is quarreling at the station.
[00:08] N
    She is crying in grief with
    her arms around her legs.
[00:11] N
    He is consoling her,
     but seems irritated.
[00:14] N
    It's not an uncommon sight, is it?
[00:16] N
    What's this? It looks like Tatami-chan's
    curious about one such couple.
[00:21] Tatami
    Yo, check that out.
[00:23] Landlady
    It looks like that couple is fighting.
[00:26] Tatami
    I've seen that a lot since I came to Tokyo.
[00:28] Tatami
    Why do couples always fight at the station?
[00:31] Landlady
    I envy them.
[00:33] Landlady
    I don't even have anyone
    to get in a fight with.
[00:36] Landlady
    Those bastards...
[00:37] Tatami
    Uh oh, the girl's crying.
[00:40] Landlady
    The man looks irritated.
[00:43] Tatami
    That's how it usually is, isn't it?
[00:44] Tatami
    The girl's upset, and the
    guy's talking her down.
[00:47] Landlady
    I wish to be consoled, too.
[00:49] Tatami
    Let's go ask them,
[00:51] Tatami
    "Why are you fighting in public like that?"
[00:53] Landlady
    It's not a good idea to get involved.
[00:57] Tatami
    Why not?
[00:58] Tatami
    Maybe the girl's being bullied by the guy.
[01:01] Landlady
    I don't think we should just jump in.
[01:05] Tatami
    Hey, you guys, why are you fighting?
[01:08] Guy
    What do you want?
[01:10] Tatami
    You made that girl cry.
[01:12] Tatami
    You aren't bullying her, are you?
[01:13] Guy
    I'm not bullying her.
[01:15] Landlady
    Why are you grieving so?
[01:17] Girl
    Leave me alone!
[01:18] Girl
    What's wrong with these people?
[01:20] Tatami
    Oy, dude, what did you do to her?
[01:23] Girl
    We had a date today.
[01:25] Girl
    A really fun date.
[01:27] Girl
    But she got upset on the way home.
[01:29] Tatami
    Why did she get upset?
[01:30] Tatami
    Did you ask her why?
[01:32] Guy
    That's the thing, she won't tell me.
[01:34] Tatami
    Hey, why are you upset?
[01:36] Tatami
    You have a problem with this guy, don't you?
[01:40] Tatami
    Jeez, what a pain in the ass.
[01:42] Tatami
    We aren't getting anywhere unless
    you tell us what's wrong.
[01:45] Landlady
    You mustn't cry!
[01:46] Landlady
    Smile!
[01:49] Landlady
    Poor girl.
[01:51] Landlady
    If only Tickling Priest were here
    to tickle you and make you laugh.
[01:54] Priest
    What are you dingleberries doing here?
[01:58] Tatami
    It's the asshole priest.
[01:59] Landlady
    Perfect timing.
[02:02] Landlady
    Could you tickle this grieving
    girl and make her laugh?
[02:05] Priest
    I don't know about that.
[02:07] Priest
    That sounds indecent.
[02:08] Tatami
    What's with the goody two-shoes act?
[02:10] Guy
    Who are you anyway?
[02:11] Landlady
    We're trying to make things better for
    a couple here at this station.
[02:15] Tatami
    We were curious about
    why you're fighting.
[02:18] Priest
    This is a rather complicated phenomenon.
[02:20] Priest
    It's an indication of how
    different men and women are.
[02:24] Tatami
    What are you even talking about?
[02:26] Priest
    You, sir, enjoyed your date, did you not?
[02:28] Guy
    Yeah, it was a perfect date.
[02:30] Priest
    But what about you, ma'am?
[02:32] Landlady
    Miss, do you have some grievances
    with your man today?
[02:36] Priest
    Perhaps he said something he shouldn't have?
[02:40] Priest
    Or maybe he chewed loudly when he ate.
[02:44] Priest
    Does that sound plausible?
[02:45] Priest
    Indeed, men are blissfully ignorant
    creatures, far too forgiving of all.
[02:49] Priest
    Meanwhile, women are sensitive creatures.
[02:52] Landlady
    I see.
[02:53] Landlady
    You shouldn't want to end
    your date on a bad note.
[02:56] Tatami
    That's why you get into fights at the
    station, right before you part ways.
[02:59] Tatami
    That makes sense.
[03:00] Priest
    So, sir, you must have done something wrong.
[03:04] Priest
    You must apologize to the woman.
[03:06] Girl
    No!
[03:06] Girl
    It's nothing like that!
[03:08] Landlady
    What?
[03:08] Girl
    We aren't fighting.
[03:10] Girl
    We're just showing off our lovers' quarrel.
[03:13] Tatami
    Showing off to who?
[03:13] Girl
    To all the passersby.
[03:15] Guy
    Showing off?
[03:16] Guy
    That might be right.
[03:19] Girl
    We're showing off.
[03:21] Girl
    We're showing off to the foolish masses.
[03:24] Tatami
    You're a piece of work.