# E9 - Coup Coup Coup Couple Coucouple Ouples Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRJ0GEW5Y/coup-coup-coup-couple-coucouple-ouples)
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***SIGN***    The House Spirit
    Tatami-chan
***SIGN***    Episode 9: "Coup Coup Coup Couple Coucouple Ouples"
**[00:05] N**
    A couple is quarreling at the station.
**[00:08] N**
    She is crying in grief with
    her arms around her legs.
**[00:11] N**
    He is consoling her,
     but seems irritated.
**[00:14] N**
    It's not an uncommon sight, is it?
**[00:16] N**
    What's this? It looks like Tatami-chan's
    curious about one such couple.
**[00:21] Tatami**
    Yo, check that out.
**[00:23] Landlady**
    It looks like that couple is fighting.
**[00:26] Tatami**
    I've seen that a lot since I came to Tokyo.
**[00:28] Tatami**
    Why do couples always fight at the station?
**[00:31] Landlady**
    I envy them.
**[00:33] Landlady**
    I don't even have anyone
    to get in a fight with.
**[00:36] Landlady**
    Those bastards...
**[00:37] Tatami**
    Uh oh, the girl's crying.
**[00:40] Landlady**
    The man looks irritated.
**[00:43] Tatami**
    That's how it usually is, isn't it?
**[00:44] Tatami**
    The girl's upset, and the
    guy's talking her down.
**[00:47] Landlady**
    I wish to be consoled, too.
**[00:49] Tatami**
    Let's go ask them,
**[00:51] Tatami**
    "Why are you fighting in public like that?"
**[00:53] Landlady**
    It's not a good idea to get involved.
**[00:57] Tatami**
    Why not?
**[00:58] Tatami**
    Maybe the girl's being bullied by the guy.
**[01:01] Landlady**
    I don't think we should just jump in.
**[01:05] Tatami**
    Hey, you guys, why are you fighting?
**[01:08] Guy**
    What do you want?
**[01:10] Tatami**
    You made that girl cry.
**[01:12] Tatami**
    You aren't bullying her, are you?
**[01:13] Guy**
    I'm not bullying her.
**[01:15] Landlady**
    Why are you grieving so?
**[01:17] Girl**
    Leave me alone!
**[01:18] Girl**
    What's wrong with these people?
**[01:20] Tatami**
    Oy, dude, what did you do to her?
**[01:23] Girl**
    We had a date today.
**[01:25] Girl**
    A really fun date.
**[01:27] Girl**
    But she got upset on the way home.
**[01:29] Tatami**
    Why did she get upset?
**[01:30] Tatami**
    Did you ask her why?
**[01:32] Guy**
    That's the thing, she won't tell me.
**[01:34] Tatami**
    Hey, why are you upset?
**[01:36] Tatami**
    You have a problem with this guy, don't you?
**[01:40] Tatami**
    Jeez, what a pain in the ass.
**[01:42] Tatami**
    We aren't getting anywhere unless
    you tell us what's wrong.
**[01:45] Landlady**
    You mustn't cry!
**[01:46] Landlady**
    Smile!
**[01:49] Landlady**
    Poor girl.
**[01:51] Landlady**
    If only Tickling Priest were here
    to tickle you and make you laugh.
**[01:54] Priest**
    What are you dingleberries doing here?
**[01:58] Tatami**
    It's the asshole priest.
**[01:59] Landlady**
    Perfect timing.
**[02:02] Landlady**
    Could you tickle this grieving
    girl and make her laugh?
**[02:05] Priest**
    I don't know about that.
**[02:07] Priest**
    That sounds indecent.
**[02:08] Tatami**
    What's with the goody two-shoes act?
**[02:10] Guy**
    Who are you anyway?
**[02:11] Landlady**
    We're trying to make things better for
    a couple here at this station.
**[02:15] Tatami**
    We were curious about
    why you're fighting.
**[02:18] Priest**
    This is a rather complicated phenomenon.
**[02:20] Priest**
    It's an indication of how
    different men and women are.
**[02:24] Tatami**
    What are you even talking about?
**[02:26] Priest**
    You, sir, enjoyed your date, did you not?
**[02:28] Guy**
    Yeah, it was a perfect date.
**[02:30] Priest**
    But what about you, ma'am?
**[02:32] Landlady**
    Miss, do you have some grievances
    with your man today?
**[02:36] Priest**
    Perhaps he said something he shouldn't have?
**[02:40] Priest**
    Or maybe he chewed loudly when he ate.
**[02:44] Priest**
    Does that sound plausible?
**[02:45] Priest**
    Indeed, men are blissfully ignorant
    creatures, far too forgiving of all.
**[02:49] Priest**
    Meanwhile, women are sensitive creatures.
**[02:52] Landlady**
    I see.
**[02:53] Landlady**
    You shouldn't want to end
    your date on a bad note.
**[02:56] Tatami**
    That's why you get into fights at the
    station, right before you part ways.
**[02:59] Tatami**
    That makes sense.
**[03:00] Priest**
    So, sir, you must have done something wrong.
**[03:04] Priest**
    You must apologize to the woman.
**[03:06] Girl**
    No!
**[03:06] Girl**
    It's nothing like that!
**[03:08] Landlady**
    What?
**[03:08] Girl**
    We aren't fighting.
**[03:10] Girl**
    We're just showing off our lovers' quarrel.
**[03:13] Tatami**
    Showing off to who?
**[03:13] Girl**
    To all the passersby.
**[03:15] Guy**
    Showing off?
**[03:16] Guy**
    That might be right.
**[03:19] Girl**
    We're showing off.
**[03:21] Girl**
    We're showing off to the foolish masses.
**[03:24] Tatami**
    You're a piece of work.