E3 - A Horror Story! Inanogawa-san

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SIGN    The House Spirit
    Tatami-chan
SIGN    Episode 3: "A Horror Story! Inanogawa-san"
[00:04] N
    It's been a month since
    Tatami-chan arrived in Tokyo.
[00:07] N
    Let's see how she's doing.
[00:09] N
    Oh? She's at home, being cranky.
[00:12] N
    She seems to be on edge after
    losing big at half-yen pachinko.
[00:17] N
    It's best to leave her
    alone at times like this.
[00:20] Tatami
    Damn it, I'm so pissed!
[00:23] Tatami
    Nothing's gone right since I came to Tokyo!
[00:25] Tatami
    I can't take it!
[00:26] Tatami
    I can't take it anymore!
[00:27] Landlord
    She's cranky.
[00:29] Priest
    You lost horribly at pachinko?
[00:31] Tatami
    What do you want?
[00:32] Tatami
    Leave me alone!
[00:33] Tatami
    I'm in a bad mood right now!
[00:35] Landlord
    Tatami-chan, do something
     to take your mind off it.
[00:38] Priest
    We were planning to go to Room 201 to
    hear Inanogawa-san's horror stories.
[00:43] Tatami
    Inanogawa-san's horror stories?
[00:46] Inanogawa
    I'm Inanogawa.
[00:49] Priest
    Inanogawa-san, would you mind
[00:50] Priest
    telling Tatami-chan one of your
    horror stories to cheer her up?
[00:53] Inanogawa
    Understood.
[00:55] Inanogawa
    I'll tell you one of my
    terrifying horror stories.
[00:58] Landlord
    Hustle! Hustle!
[01:00] Tatami
    Are horror stories supposed
    to make you feel better?
[01:02] Inanogawa
    This story is about my friend's
    friend's friend's friend.
[01:09] Tatami
    That's pretty distant.
[01:10] Inanogawa
    This really is a scary story.
[01:13] Priest
    What exactly happened?
[01:15] Inanogawa
    I'm scared to even speak of it.
[01:18] Inanogawa
    I don't know...
[01:19] Inanogawa
    Maybe I shouldn't...
[01:21] Tatami
    You've got me interested.
[01:22] Inanogawa
    This story can put the
    storyteller's life in jeopardy.
[01:27] Landlord
    How horrible.
[01:29] Inanogawa
    You can't take horror
    stories lightly. Got it?
[01:32] Inanogawa
    Terrible things can befall the storyteller,
    as well as the audience.
[01:36] Tatami
    Get to it, damn it!
[01:37] Inanogawa
    This happened about ten years ago.
[01:40] Priest
    Oh?
[01:41] Inanogawa
    Ten years ago...
[01:42] Inanogawa
    Wait, was it five years ago?
[01:44] Landlord
    Five years ago!
[01:45] Inanogawa
    No, was it a year ago?
[01:48] Priest
    A year ago?
[01:49] Inanogawa
    Ah, maybe it was a month ago.
[01:51] Landlord
    A month ago!
[01:52] Inanogawa
    Was it yesterday?
[01:53] Tatami
    Hurry up, you bastard!
[01:55] Priest
    Hustle! Hustle!
[01:56] Tatami
    Jeez, give me a break, you guys.
[01:58] Tatami
    I'm bummed out, right now.
[02:00] Tatami
    I want to be by myself.
[02:01] Inanogawa
    Oh? You aren't interested?
[02:03] Inanogawa
    What shall I do about my horror story?
[02:06] Landlord
    Please, Tatami-chan,
    you're being rude to Inanogawa-san.
[02:09] Tatami
    Forget the horror story.
[02:11] Inanogawa
    Thank goodness.
[02:12] Inanogawa
    I might die from telling that
    horror story and I almost did.
[02:15] Tatami
    Seriously, what's your deal?
[02:17] Priest
    No, Inanogawa-san,
    please tell us your horror story.
[02:21] Inanogawa
    Are you sure?
[02:22] Tatami
    Can I go home, already?
[02:24] Inanogawa
    Well, then, let's get back in
    the mood and tell the story.
[02:27] Landlord
    Here we go!
[02:29] Inanogawa
    This was around the beginning of February.
[02:32] Inanogawa
    It sure so cold.
[02:34] Inanogawa
    And when it's cold, you start
    craving a warm bowl of ramen.
[02:38] Priest
    Yes, ramen.
[02:39] Inanogawa
    Hot pot's good, too.
[02:43] Tatami
    Dude.
[02:44] Inanogawa
    Oden's great, too.
[02:45] Tatami
    Is this guy actually going
    to tell a horror story?!
[02:48] Inanogawa
    I wouldn't want shaved ice when it's cold.
[02:50] Landlord
    Hustle! Hustle!
[02:52] Priest
    Inanogawa-san, please!
[02:54] Inanogawa
    Now I'm going to tell you
    my terrifying horror story.
[02:57] Tatami
    Whatever, let's hear it.
[02:59] Inanogawa
    This is one of my most frightening horror
    stories. I don't even want to tell it.
[03:04] Priest
    Really?!
[03:04] Inanogawa
    This is something that really happened to me.
[03:09] Inanogawa
    I don't know, I'm scared.
    This is bad. I'm scared.
[03:12] Tatami
    Damn it, please! Please! Inanogawa-san!
[03:14] Inanogawa
    So scary!
[03:15] Tatami
    I was frustrated, but I'm
    starting to feel better!
[03:17] Priest
    That's great, Tatami-chan.
[03:19] Landlord
    I'm glad Inanogawa-san's horror
    story helped you feel better.
[03:22] Tatami
    He never told us his horror story!
[03:23] Inanogawa
    That's great.
[03:25] Inanogawa
    Before you go, how about a scary story
[03:27] Inanogawa
    that'll bring you bad luck
    for having listened to it?
[03:29] Tatami
    Hell no!