# E5 - Do You Know Social Media? Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G60XPK97R/do-you-know-social-media)
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***SIGN***    The House Spirit
    Tatami-chan
***SIGN***    Episode 5: "Do You Know Social Media?"
**[00:05] N**
    SNS stands for Social Networking Service.
**[00:09] N**
    I have no idea what that means.
**[00:12] N**
    Let's see if Tatami-chan understands
    the value of those services.
**[00:18] Landlord**
    I look so Instagrammable.
**[00:20] Tatami**
    What are you up to, Landlady?
**[00:22] Landlord**
    Look at this feature.
**[00:24] Landlord**
    It cleans up your face so that
    you look cute in your photos.
**[00:27] Tatami**
    Oh, you're right.
**[00:28] Tatami**
    It made your scary eyes bigger.
**[00:30] Tatami**
    You look even creepier, though.
**[00:32] Landlord**
    Apps like this have been
    popping up everywhere.
**[00:34] Landlord**
    Taking photos with your phone is fun.
**[00:37] Priest**
    We're posting our adorable
    photos on SNS sites.
**[00:41] Tatami**
    SNS is that thing, right?
**[00:43] Tatami**
    Social networking?
**[00:45] Landlord**
    I'm surprised you know about that.
**[00:46] Tatami**
    Why would you post your
    face on social media?
**[00:50] Priest**
    Currently, the world is
    all about asserting yourself.
**[00:53] Tatami**
    Why would you assert yourself?
**[00:54] Landlord**
    Because that's the way
    the world is right now.
**[00:56] Tatami**
    Is there something good about posting
    your photos for the world to see?
**[01:00] Landlord**
    It's fun, showing the world the
    things you think are good.
**[01:05] Tatami**
    Why?
**[01:06] Landlord**
    Why?
**[01:07] Landlord**
    Because you're finding agreement
    with complete strangers.
**[01:10] Priest**
    It's person-to-person communication.
**[01:12] Priest**
    Humans crave connection
    through communication.
**[01:16] Tatami**
    Humans need communication to get by?
**[01:20] Landlord**
    Well, no, they don't need it, but...
**[01:23] Tatami**
    So it's an age when people value
    their connection with other people.
**[01:26] Priest**
    That's right.
**[01:27] Priest**
    It's a beautiful age, when things that were
    unthinkable in the past are now possible.
**[01:31] Landlord**
    It's a warm age, when we can feel
    the connection between people.
**[01:36] Tatami**
    But, but...
**[01:37] ---**
    What?
**[01:37] Tatami**
    That feature that cleans up your face is fakery,
    so you're basically lying to strangers.
**[01:44] Landlord**
    It's not good to think
    about such dumb things.
**[01:48] Tatami**
    Do you feel warmth in lying to people?
**[01:51] Landlord**
    Well...
**[01:51] Priest**
    Well, it's more of a little white lie.
**[01:53] Priest**
    What does it matter if
    everyone's having fun?
**[01:55] Tatami**
    So why would you care about
    impressing people like that?
**[01:58] Priest**
    You aren't necessarily
    trying to impress people.
**[02:00] Tatami**
    Is it attention seeking?
**[02:02] Priest**
    Attention seeking?
**[02:05] Tatami**
    Do you want to become famous?
**[02:06] Priest**
    No, not particularly.
**[02:08] Tatami**
    Are you doing it because you're lonely?
**[02:09] Priest**
    Lonely?
**[02:10] Priest**
    You don't necessarily do it
     because you're lonely.
**[02:12] Tatami**
    So you aren't lonely?
**[02:14] Priest**
    I-I'm not doing it because I'm lonely.
**[02:17] Landlord**
    I am lonely.
**[02:18] Tatami**
    You are?
**[02:19] Landlord**
    I'm so lonely!
**[02:20] Tatami**
    There, there.
**[02:21] Landlord**
    I hope a handsome man will discover
    my beautiful photos and contact me!
**[02:26] Priest**
    You're quite honest, aren't you?
**[02:27] Landlord**
    And what about you?
**[02:28] Landlord**
    Why do you use social media?
**[02:30] Priest**
    Um, I just want interpersonal connections.
**[02:33] Landlord**
    You want the same thing, don't you?!
**[02:36] Tatami**
    Are you also hoping to
    find someone, Tickling Priest?
**[02:39] Priest**
    I'd be lying if I said no.
**[02:41] Tatami**
    What are you really trying to do?
**[02:43] Landlord**
    I want to meet someone.
**[02:44] Landlord**
    I want to meet a man so we can make love,
    our bodies touching one another's!
**[02:48] Priest**
    Bodies?
**[02:49] Priest**
    Earthly desires of the flesh!
**[02:51] Landlord**
    This world is rife with
    desires of the flesh!
**[02:53] Tatami**
    Are you filled with desires of
    the flesh, you trashy priest?
**[02:55] Priest**
    I am filled with desires of the flesh!
**[02:57] Priest**
    I want to tickle girls that
    I meet on social media!
**[02:59] Landlord**
    You said it.
**[03:00] Tatami**
    So you've both been trying to
    impress people on social media
**[03:02] Tatami**
    to satisfy your desires.
**[03:04] Landlord**
    That's right!
**[03:05] Landlord**
    I want to meet a handsome man to ****!
**[03:08] Priest**
    I-I want to tickle someone and letch on her!
**[03:11] Landlord**
    I want to become animalistic!
**[03:14] Priest**
    I, too!
**[03:15] Landlord**
    Lonely... I'm so lonely.
**[03:17] Priest**
    I, too, would like to become
    close with a young woman!
**[03:22] Tatami**
    I see, I see.
**[03:23] Tatami**
    You're both on social media
    because you're horny.
**[03:28] Tatami**
    That's what I figured.