E5 - Do You Know Social Media? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    The House Spirit     Tatami-chan SIGN    Episode 5: "Do You Know Social Media?" [00:05] N     SNS stands for Social Networking Service. [00:09] N     I have no idea what that means. [00:12] N     Let's see if Tatami-chan understands     the value of those services. [00:18] Landlord     I look so Instagrammable. [00:20] Tatami     What are you up to, Landlady? [00:22] Landlord     Look at this feature. [00:24] Landlord     It cleans up your face so that     you look cute in your photos. [00:27] Tatami     Oh, you're right. [00:28] Tatami     It made your scary eyes bigger. [00:30] Tatami     You look even creepier, though. [00:32] Landlord     Apps like this have been     popping up everywhere. [00:34] Landlord     Taking photos with your phone is fun. [00:37] Priest     We're posting our adorable     photos on SNS sites. [00:41] Tatami     SNS is that thing, right? [00:43] Tatami     Social networking? [00:45] Landlord     I'm surprised you know about that. [00:46] Tatami     Why would you post your     face on social media? [00:50] Priest     Currently, the world is     all about asserting yourself. [00:53] Tatami     Why would you assert yourself? [00:54] Landlord     Because that's the way     the world is right now. [00:56] Tatami     Is there something good about posting     your photos for the world to see? [01:00] Landlord     It's fun, showing the world the     things you think are good. [01:05] Tatami     Why? [01:06] Landlord     Why? [01:07] Landlord     Because you're finding agreement     with complete strangers. [01:10] Priest     It's person-to-person communication. [01:12] Priest     Humans crave connection     through communication. [01:16] Tatami     Humans need communication to get by? [01:20] Landlord     Well, no, they don't need it, but... [01:23] Tatami     So it's an age when people value     their connection with other people. [01:26] Priest     That's right. [01:27] Priest     It's a beautiful age, when things that were     unthinkable in the past are now possible. [01:31] Landlord     It's a warm age, when we can feel     the connection between people. [01:36] Tatami     But, but... [01:37] ---     What? [01:37] Tatami     That feature that cleans up your face is fakery,     so you're basically lying to strangers. [01:44] Landlord     It's not good to think     about such dumb things. [01:48] Tatami     Do you feel warmth in lying to people? [01:51] Landlord     Well... [01:51] Priest     Well, it's more of a little white lie. [01:53] Priest     What does it matter if     everyone's having fun? [01:55] Tatami     So why would you care about     impressing people like that? [01:58] Priest     You aren't necessarily     trying to impress people. [02:00] Tatami     Is it attention seeking? [02:02] Priest     Attention seeking? [02:05] Tatami     Do you want to become famous? [02:06] Priest     No, not particularly. [02:08] Tatami     Are you doing it because you're lonely? [02:09] Priest     Lonely? [02:10] Priest     You don't necessarily do it      because you're lonely. [02:12] Tatami     So you aren't lonely? [02:14] Priest     I-I'm not doing it because I'm lonely. [02:17] Landlord     I am lonely. [02:18] Tatami     You are? [02:19] Landlord     I'm so lonely! [02:20] Tatami     There, there. [02:21] Landlord     I hope a handsome man will discover     my beautiful photos and contact me! [02:26] Priest     You're quite honest, aren't you? [02:27] Landlord     And what about you? [02:28] Landlord     Why do you use social media? [02:30] Priest     Um, I just want interpersonal connections. [02:33] Landlord     You want the same thing, don't you?! [02:36] Tatami     Are you also hoping to     find someone, Tickling Priest? [02:39] Priest     I'd be lying if I said no. [02:41] Tatami     What are you really trying to do? [02:43] Landlord     I want to meet someone. [02:44] Landlord     I want to meet a man so we can make love,     our bodies touching one another's! [02:48] Priest     Bodies? [02:49] Priest     Earthly desires of the flesh! [02:51] Landlord     This world is rife with     desires of the flesh! [02:53] Tatami     Are you filled with desires of     the flesh, you trashy priest? [02:55] Priest     I am filled with desires of the flesh! [02:57] Priest     I want to tickle girls that     I meet on social media! [02:59] Landlord     You said it. [03:00] Tatami     So you've both been trying to     impress people on social media [03:02] Tatami     to satisfy your desires. [03:04] Landlord     That's right! [03:05] Landlord     I want to meet a handsome man to ****! [03:08] Priest     I-I want to tickle someone and letch on her! [03:11] Landlord     I want to become animalistic! [03:14] Priest     I, too! [03:15] Landlord     Lonely... I'm so lonely. [03:17] Priest     I, too, would like to become     close with a young woman! [03:22] Tatami     I see, I see. [03:23] Tatami     You're both on social media     because you're horny. [03:28] Tatami     That's what I figured.