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[00:00] Ouka
    I'm trying to wash my T-shirts...
[00:04] Ouka
    so why are your socks in here?!
[00:06] Ouka
    Are you totally dumb?
    Now I have to start all over!
[00:10] Hayato
    What's it matter?
    They'll get clean either way!
SIGN    Utilities
SIGN    Electric
SIGN    Water
SIGN    Gas
SIGN    yen
SIGN    yen
SIGN    yen
[00:13] Hayato
    If we wash everyone's loads separately,
    it adds to the water and electric bills!
[00:17] Ouka
    No way. That's gross.
[00:20] Ouka
    What if your weird fluids
    soak into my shirts?
[00:23] Hayato
    I don't have any weird fluids!
[00:25] Ouka
    You do, too! They're coming
    from you all the time!
[00:30] Hayato
    What? I need to get along better with Ouka?
[00:34] Riho
    Yeah. You gotta stop fighting all the time.
[00:37] Hayato
    Screw that. She's the one getting
    on my case over every little thing.
[00:41] Riho
    Look...
[00:42] Riho
    Do you think anyone will want
    to be in a café where the owner
[00:46] Riho
    and employees don't get along?
[00:47] Riho
    If you're gonna hire people,
[00:49] Riho
    put in the effort to create
    a comfortable working environment.
[00:55] Riho
    Who was it that said he'd bow his head
    if it'd help the business?
[00:59] Hayato
    I... did say that, but...
[01:02] Riho
    Quit looking at porn sites in broad daylight,
[01:05] Riho
    and go make amends with Ouka-chan.
SIGN    Volume
[01:07] Hayato
    What?!
[01:09] Hayato
    I'm not looking at porn sites!
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[02:45] Ouka
    It's so nice out.
    The clothes should be dry in no time.
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[02:50] Hayato
    She's right.
[02:52] Hayato
    I do need to build positive
    relationships with them.
[02:56] Ouka
    Come on!
[02:57] Ouka
    It's got your weird fluids in it!
[03:00] Hayato
    Hey!
SIGN    Worst café ever
SIGN    The secret ingredient is the pervy owner's fluids
[03:02] Hayato
    If the female customers hear her say
    something like that, they'll never come back.
[03:08] Hayato
    How am I supposed to get
    along with her, though?
[03:11] Hayato
    It's like taming a wild beast.
[03:14] Akane
    Why don't you just compliment her?
[03:18] Hayato
    Where'd you come from?!
[03:19] Akane
    She's an open book.
[03:21] Akane
    And you're good at that kinda thing, right?
[03:24] Akane
    Just keep telling her she's cute.
[03:26] Hayato
    Huh?
[03:28] Hayato
    Spare me that nonsense.
    It didn't work at all on you.
[03:34] Akane
    Well, I'm...
[03:36] Akane
    kinda used to hearing it.
[03:41] Ami
    Hey, what's wrong, Akane-san?
    Your face is red.
[03:45] Akane
    Jeez... I'm gonna have some coffee.
[03:50] Ouka
    Hey!
[03:52] Ouka
    What are you doing just standing there?
[03:55] Ouka
    If you're bored,
    get the café ready for opening.
[03:59] Hayato
    Just shut up! I don't need that from—
[04:02] Hayato
    Whoops... I can't do that.
[04:05] Hayato
    Gotta smile...
[04:07] Hayato
    Y-You said you hate cleaning,
    but you're proactive about doing laundry.
[04:13] Hayato
    That's pretty admirable, for you.
[04:21] Ouka
    What's with that face?! It's pissing me off!
[04:24] Hayato
    I was giving you a compliment!
[04:26] Ouka
    What?!
[04:27] Ouka
    That was just a roundabout
    way of insulting me!
[04:30] Ouka
    Also, you're being creepy!
[04:32] Ouka
    Don't skulk around here
    when I'm doing my laundry!
[04:32] Shiragiku
    What? They're fighting again?
[04:35] Ami
    They really hate each other's guts, huh?
    Like a horse and a deer.
[04:39] Shiragiku
    I'd say a dog and a monkey.
[04:40] Hayato
    What do you mean, "creepy"?!
    Just take the compliment!
[04:40] Shiragiku
    I don't think Hayato-kun is
    really such a bad guy, though.
[04:45] Ami
    Yeah! He's just a little perverted!
[04:45] Ouka
    I'm busy here! What are you
    doing over there, anyway?
[04:48] Ami
    Not as much as you, though!
[04:49] Hayato
    I'm, uh...
[04:50] Shiragiku
    Huh?
[04:51] Ami
    I said, "Not as much as you, though!"
[04:54] Shiragiku
    Huh?
[04:57] Hayato
    Insults come out so easily, and yet...
[05:02] Hayato
    Her dinner was awful again, too.
[05:09] (Flashback) Hayato
    It's all pretty good, except this salad!
[05:12] (Flashback) Ouka
    Well, excuse me! I made the salad!
[05:16] Hayato
    On the nose!
[05:18] Hayato
    Who puts actual wine on salad
    instead of wine vinegar?
[05:23] Hayato
    What am I even supposed to compliment?
[05:28] Riho
    Hey, Hayato-kun.
[05:31] Riho
    Could you tell Ouka-chan the bath's free?
[05:34] Hayato
    Sure.
[05:36] Hayato
    Hey, Ouka. The bath's free.
[05:40] Hayato
    Hey...
[05:42] Hayato
    Are you listening?
[05:43] Hayato
    At least answer... me...
[05:50] Ouka
    Hey! Don't just barge in here!
[05:52] Hayato
    But... what are you doing?
[05:54] Ouka
    What does it matter? Leave me alone!
[05:57] Ouka
    We can't work in clothes that are
    hard to move around in,
[06:00] Ouka
    so I was just giving it one more check.
[06:03] Hayato
    Wait... You're gonna show up
    at the café in that?
[06:07] Ouka
    The other four are, too!
[06:09] Ouka
    Even Grandma was on board with it!
[06:11] Ouka
    She said it was cute!
[06:13] Ouka
    You got a problem with it?
[06:15] Hayato
    Eh, it's fine, I guess.
[06:18] Ouka
    Huh?
[06:18] Hayato
    It does make you look somewhat better.
[06:22] Ouka
    Huh?! What's that supposed to mean?!
    Are you making fun of me?!
[06:26] Hayato
    Oh, crap...
[06:28] Hayato
    I-I'm saying even someone as unhinged
    as you can look fairly cute in that.
[06:35] Hayato
    We might get more customers who just
    come to see the uniforms, you know?
[06:38] Hayato
    So, I mean... What I'm saying is...
[06:40] Hayato
    You get two thumbs up from me!
    At least, as far as the uniform goes!
[06:44] Hayato
    I screwed up! That was
    basically just insulting her!
[06:47] Hayato
    But other than that,
    what is there to compliment?!
[06:54] Ouka
    That's so nice. Thank you.
[06:58] Hayato
    Huh?
[06:59] Hayato
    But... I was complimenting
    the uniform, not you.
[07:04] Ouka
    I know. That's why I'm thanking you.
[07:07] Hayato
    Huh?
[07:09] Ouka
    I mean, because...
[07:12] Ouka
    I made these uniforms.
[07:14] Hayato
    Y-You did?
[07:18] Ouka
    The tech school I go to is a fashion school.
[07:22] Ouka
    I'm hoping to be a costume designer someday.
[07:25] Hayato
    Oh... I had no idea.
[07:28] Ouka
    Grandma told me...
[07:31] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Hayato may be sharp-tongued and defiant,
[07:35] (Flashback) Sachiko
    but the one thing he never did was lie.
[07:40] Ouka
    So I'm really happy!
[07:44] Hayato
    All of these girls
[07:46] Hayato
    just believed everything Grandma said
    like it was gospel, huh?
[07:49] Ouka
    Oh... I think your coffee
    has gotten a lot better, too.
[07:54] Hayato
    You do?
[07:55] Ouka
    Yeah. It actually has some aroma now.
[07:58] Hayato
    Wow, really? It has aroma now?!
[08:03] Shiragiku
    I'm not smelling any aroma from you, though.
[08:06] Shiragiku
    You're not allowed to take any baths
    for the next few days.
[08:10] Hayato
    What the—
[08:12] Hayato
    Wait! Did she get like this...
[08:14] Hayato
    just from the wine on that salad?!
[08:20] Ouka
    Hey! Why are you taking pictures, Ami-chan?!
[08:23] Ami
    Huh?
[08:24] Ami
    So I have proof that
    Shiragiku-san's a pervert!
[08:26] Ouka
    Well, stop!
[08:28] Ouka
    And Hayato-kun, stop smirking! It's creepy!
[08:31] Hayato
    I'm not smirking!
[08:38] Ami
    Hayacchi! Whatcha doin'?
[08:42] Ami
    Hello? You listening?
[08:46] Ami
    So, Hayacchi, what're you doing, huh?
[08:49] Ami
    Huh? Huh? Huh?!
[08:51] Hayato
    Shut up!
[08:53] Hayato
    If you've got time to play with dumbbells,
[08:55] Hayato
    go make some coffee or something!
[08:58] Hayato
    I swear...
[08:59] Shiragiku
    Hayato-kun?
[09:01] Shiragiku
    We should get going.
[09:02] Hayato
    Oh, right.
[09:04] Hayato
    Coming.
[09:10] Hayato
    Shiragiku and I went out to visit
    some of our regulars earlier.
[09:17] Hayato
    We'll finally be ready to reopen
    Café Terrace Familia tomorrow.
[09:21] Riho
    It's finally time!
[09:22] Ouka
    We should celebrate tonight!
[09:25] Shiragiku
    I'll make a feast.
    Oh, and I'll get us alcohol!
[09:28] Ouka
    Please don't.
[09:30] Hayato
    All we can do now is pray
    that people will come.
[09:33] Ouka
    It'll be fine. We've got the uniforms
    you had so much praise for.
[09:37] Akane
    Yeah, and you have gotten a little
    better at making coffee, Hayato.
[09:42] Shiragiku
    It's all happening because you
    had the will to make it happen.
[09:46] Riho
    I'm still worried, though. Our Master doesn't
    seem like he'll be great with customers.
[09:53] Ami
    Huh? What's wrong, Ami-chan?
    You're being awfully quiet.
[09:57] Ami
    Huh?
[09:57] Ouka
    You're usually the one making the most noise.
[10:02] Ami
    Oh, yeah! We finally get to reopen! Yay!
[10:06] Riho
    Little late...
[10:07] Ouka
    I don't get you at all.
[10:09] Hayato
    Oh, right.
SIGN    Tsuruga Ami
[10:11] Hayato
    It's not much, but here's
    your pay for last month.
[10:14] Five
    Huh?
[10:16] Ouka
    That's great, but are you sure it's okay?
[10:18] Riho
    You don't have that much
    saved up either, do you?
[10:21] Akane
    You don't have to put on a show.
    It can wait until after we open.
[10:26] Hayato
    How very naïve.
    As sweet as the café au lait you make.
[10:29] Akane
    Huh?
[10:31] Hayato
    I'll have you know the stocks
    I've been dabbling in
[10:34] Hayato
    since high school have been rising of late.
[10:36] Ouka
    Stocks? Since high school?
[10:38] Ouka
    I think I hate him.
[10:39] Shiragiku
    That'll make things easier for us, though.
[10:42] Akane
    I see. That explains why you seemed
    to lack any sense of urgency.
SIGN    Tsukishima Riho
[10:47] Riho
    In that case, I'm happy to accept mine...
[10:50] Riho
    before all those stocks tank.
SIGN    Tsukishima Riho
[10:52] Hayato
    Cut it out! You'll jinx it!
[10:55] Riho
    Wait... Only 20,000 yen? Seriously?
[10:57] Hayato
    That's on the high end for you!
[11:00] Hayato
    It's just about time.
[11:02] Hayato
    I'm glad they've all been able to
    mesh with me so quickly, though.
[11:06] Hayato
    If we were all still hostile,
[11:08] Hayato
    there's no way we could keep
    a café running together.
[11:14] Ami
    Why do you think it is?
[11:18] Hayato
    How long have you been there?!
[11:20] Ami
    Why do you think it is?
[11:22] Hayato
    Huh? Why what is?
[11:24] Ami
    Why we were all able to
    mesh with you so quickly.
[11:30] Ami
    Think about it. Who do you think
    we should thank for that?
[11:34] Hayato
    Who?
[11:35] Ami
    The reason we could accept you
    so soon after we first met,
[11:38] Ami
    as if we'd already known you for a long time,
[11:40] Ami
    as if we were already family...
[11:44] Ami
    What is it?
[11:47] Riho
    Your grandma told us about you.
[11:49] Riho
    She said she had a grandson
    who got into Tokyo U.
[11:51] Ouka
    She said it was her grandson's favorite,
[11:53] Ouka
    so she wanted me to make it for him
    if anything happened to her.
[11:57] Shiragiku
    It was the one promise we made with Grandma!
[12:01] Shiragiku
    That we'd always eat our meals
    together, as a family.
[12:07] Hayato
    I see.
[12:09] Hayato
    It was Grandma.
[12:11] Hayato
    Maybe she told them all those things
    because she thought
[12:15] Hayato
    she might not be here anymore
    when I came back.
[12:21] Ami
    Looks like you get it now.
[12:23] Hayato
    Yeah.
[12:24] Hayato
    Thanks to you.
[12:27] Hayato
    I thought she was stupid,
    but she's actually...
[12:34] Ami
    That's right!
[12:37] Ami
    It was all thanks to me!
[12:40] Hayato
    What?
[12:41] Ami
    I said...
[12:43] Hayato
    No, I heard you.
[12:44] Ami
    Man, it was hard work, too!
[12:46] Ami
    You're so quick to start fights!
[12:49] Ami
    Where would we be if you didn't have
    a calming influence like me around?
[12:54] Hayato
    Nope, I was right. She's an idiot!
[12:58] Ami
    Are you grateful?
[12:59] Hayato
    Yep. Sure am.
[13:01] Ami
    Are you really?
[13:02] Ami
    It's thanks to me
    that we're all like family now!
[13:06] Hayato
    I know, I know.
[13:10] Ami
    Well, good, then! Guess I'll head back now!
[13:14] Hayato
    Well, whatever.
[13:20] Hayato
    What? Weren't you heading back?
[13:23] Ami
    But you know...
[13:25] Ami
    The things that are precious to you
    are more easily broken than you'd think.
[13:30] Ami
    If that which is most precious
    to you breaks someday
[13:33] Ami
    and it's my fault... I'm sorry.
[13:39] Hayato
    What... does that mean?
[13:45] Hayato
    Huh?
[13:46] Hayato
    Wh-Why are my phone and laptop broken?
[13:50] Ami
    Yeah, uh...
[13:53] Ami
    I went to make tea
    like you told me to, and...
[13:58] Five
    Boom!
SIGN    Boom!
[14:00] Ouka
    Watch it, Ami-chan.
[14:01] Ouka
    It's dangerous to carry tea
    and dumbbells at the same time.
[14:05] Ami
    No problem! I've been
    building up my finger strength!
SIGN    BOOM
[14:08] Ami
    Yah!
[14:11] Ami
    Ah!
[14:12] Ami
    Aaaah!
[14:17] Hayato
    Why would you keep holding
    your dumbbells while serving tea?!
[14:24] Hayato
    I get it now!
[14:25] Hayato
    That's why you were so quiet
    when we were eating lunch!
[14:29] Shiragiku
    Um, Hayato-kun...
[14:31] Hayato
    What?!
[14:32] Shiragiku
    The company that you said
    you bought stocks in
[14:36] Shiragiku
    was in some major scandal, and it
    looks like they're going bankrupt.
[14:39] Shiragiku
    It was just on the news...
[14:41] Hayato
    For real?!
[14:42] Hayato
    I gotta sell right away!
[14:47] Shiragiku
    B-But you bought stocks in multiple
    companies to minimize risk, right?
[14:54] Hayato
    I did, but I moved them all to this company
    because this café was do-or-die...
[15:00] Shiragiku
    You mean...
[15:01] Hayato
    If I don't sell right now, these stocks
    will be nothing but scrap paper!
[15:07] Ami
    Easy, there! For now,
    wanna give 'em a squeeze?
[15:11] Hayato
    I have had it with you!
[15:14] Ami
    I told you the most precious
    things are easily broken!
[15:18] Hayato
    And so, after hitting limit down on my stocks
    reduced my savings to basically zero,
[15:22] Hayato
    Café Terrace Familia finally reopened.
[15:24] Ami
    But I apologized!
[15:29] Hayato
    As a rule, we'll have just two
    part-timers working at once,
[15:33] Hayato
    but this is our first day.
[15:35] Hayato
    Plus, having all five of you in those
    uniforms will have a bigger impact.
[15:39] Ouka
    Just be honest and say we look pretty.
[15:42] Hayato
    Oh, shut up.
[15:44] Hayato
    Anyway...
[15:46] Hayato
    For various reasons,
    this café has zero funds right now.
[15:50] Hayato
    So...
[15:51] Hayato
    Stay focused, all of you!
[15:54] Hayato
    As of today, Café Terrace Familia
    is back in business!
[15:58] Five
    Right!
[16:00] Ouka
    Oh, here, Akane-chan.
[16:03] Ouka
    You need to do all the buttons.
[16:05] Ouka
    It's only cute when you wear it right.
[16:08] Akane
    It's too tight around my neck, though.
[16:10] Hayato
    Hey, that actually looks good on you.
[16:13] Hayato
    You kinda look like some rich young lady.
[16:21] Akane
    Well, thanks.
[16:23] Hayato
    Hey! What are you doing?!
[16:27] Hayato
    I swear...
[16:28] Hayato
    Seriously, I need you guys to stay focused.
[16:31] Riho
    And we need you to stay focused, Hayato-kun.
[16:34] Hayato
    Huh?
[16:35] Riho
    Not everyone who comes
    to this café is going to be a nice person.
[16:39] Riho
    You can't lose your temper
    or lash out at people over just anything.
[16:43] Riho
    If anyone gets too nasty,
[16:46] Riho
    just politely ask them to leave. Got it?
[16:49] Hayato
    Yes, I know. Don't treat me like a child.
[16:53] Hayato
    Also, I'm not the type to hit people.
[16:56] Ouka
    You sure about that?
[16:58] Ouka
    I guess if it comes to it,
    Ami-chan and I will have to stop you.
[17:01] Ami
    Yep!
[17:02] Hayato
    I told you, I won't do anything.
[17:05] Guest1
    Wow, I guess this café reopened.
[17:07] Guest2
    Yeah.
[17:08] Five
    Come on in!
[17:10] Five
    Welcome to Café Terrace Familia!
[17:14] Ouka
    Please have a seat here.
[17:17] Hayato
    It all starts now... Finally.
[17:21] Guest1
    I see the waitresses have new uniforms.
[17:24] Ouka
    Yes! I made them!
[17:27] Ouka
    What can I get for you?
[17:30] Ouka
    Two house blends!
[17:43] Ouka
    Thank you for waiting.
[17:45] Ouka
    Your blend coffee.
[17:58] Guest2
    This is pretty good.
[18:00] Guest2
    It tastes almost exactly the same
    as the previous owner's coffee.
[18:05] Guest1
    It smells great, too.
[18:07] Shiragiku
    Um, um...
[18:09] Shiragiku
    This coffee was made by
    the previous owner's grandson.
[18:14] Guest2
    Oh, I see! We'll be stopping by again.
[18:18] Hayato
    Thank you!
[18:20] Akane
    Good for you. They complimented your coffee.
[18:23] Hayato
    Shut up. Get to work.
[18:27] Fishman
    We came straight over to drink your coffee!
[18:30] Wagashi Lady
    Congratulations on your opening!
[18:31] Hayato
    Welcome!
[18:42] Shiragiku
    It's going well, isn't it, Hayato-kun?
[18:44] Hayato
    I guess so.
[18:46] Hayato
    Welcome.
[18:49] Fuwa
    Oh...
[18:50] Fuwa
    So this café really did reopen, eh?
[18:53] Fuwa
    I thought it had shut down
    after the old lady died.
[18:58] Hayato
    He's...
[18:59] (Flashback) Fuwa
    You're killing me here.
    Didn't you promise it by today?
[19:03] (Flashback) Sachiko
    I'm sorry! I'm truly sorry!
[19:06] (Flashback) Fuwa
    I told you that old people can't run cafés.
[19:10] (Flashback) Fuwa
    Just sell this dumb place already.
[19:13] Shiragiku
    Uh... Please have a seat here.
[19:17] Fuwa
    You! Bring me your most expensive coffee!
[19:21] Shiragiku
    O-Okay. Um—
[19:23] Hayato
    I heard him.
[19:25] Ouka
    He's...
[19:26] Ami
    The guy who always
    came here to hassle Grandma.
[19:29] Akane
    This isn't good.
[19:30] Riho
    Y-Yeah...
[19:34] Fuwa
    You there! Are you her
    grandson, by any chance?
[19:38] Fuwa
    The old lady's grandson?
[19:40] Hayato
    Yes.
[19:41] Ouka
    Ami-chan...
[19:43] Ami
    I know. If Hayacchi does
    anything funny, I'll run right over.
[19:47] Fuwa
    Oh, I see! So you took over the business!
[19:50] Fuwa
    Come over here. Let me see your face.
[19:53] Fuwa
    I saved her skin.
[19:55] Hayato
    Fuwa-san, I appreciate
    what you did back then.
[19:59] Hayato
    My grandmother was able to keep
    the café running thanks to you.
[20:04] Fuwa
    Hey. Shouldn't you be bowing?
[20:07] Fuwa
    If you appreciate what I did,
    the first thing you should do is bow.
[20:12] Fuwa
    Go on, bow. Just like your grandma did.
[20:14] Fuwa
    Who do you think made it possible
    for you to grow up big and strong?
[20:18] Fuwa
    Well?!
[20:21] Riho
    Hayato-kun!
[20:26] Hayato
    Thank you very much.
[20:31] Fuwa
    Hmph. Your posture needs work.
[20:35] Fuwa
    Your grandma was a lot better at it.
[20:38] Fuwa
    She'd bow at a perfect 45 degrees,
    her back straight as an arrow.
[20:43] Fuwa
    There's no pleasure in it for me
    if you don't do the same.
[20:46] Fuwa
    Whenever I called out to her on
    the street, she'd rush right over.
[20:50] Fuwa
    And she always greeted me properly,
[20:52] Fuwa
    bobbing her head up and down
    like a Chinese grasshopper!
[20:57] Fuwa
    Oh, do you know about those?
[20:58] Fuwa
    When you grab a Chinese
    grasshopper by the legs...
[21:01] Fuwa
    they bob up and down like this!
[21:04] Fuwa
    That's exactly what she looked like!
[21:07] Fuwa
    Her bowing might have been
    even better than her coffee.
[21:12] Fuwa
    It's a shame I won't ever see it again.
[21:16] Fuwa
    I sure wish she'd lived a little longer.
[21:20] (Flashback) Sachiko
    All of our customers at this café
    will be our familia,
[21:24] (Flashback) Sachiko
    meaning they'll be part of
    the Kasukabe family.
[21:34] Hayato
    Don't!
[21:36] Fuwa
    Wha—
[21:38] Hayato
    I apologize.
[21:40] Hayato
    We've had a cockroach
    running around since this morning,
[21:43] Hayato
    and I think it was sitting near your feet.
[21:46] Fuwa
    A cockroach?
[21:48] Fuwa
    All this ruckus at a business
    where people eat?
[21:50] Fuwa
    Can't you even keep
    your part-timers in line?!
[21:54] Fuwa
    And you put them in these sleazy uniforms?!
[21:57] Fuwa
    What is this, a brothel?!
[22:00] Fuwa
    Hey!
[22:02] Fuwa
    S-Stop it! That hurts!
[22:04] Hayato
    Could I kindly ask you to leave
    before I change my mind, old man?
[22:09] Hayato
    Go now, and I won't sue you
    for sexual harassment.
[22:14] Fishman
    Ooh, a trial?!
[22:17] Wagashi Lady
    Go for it! We'll be your witnesses!
[22:22] Fuwa
    Let go of me!
[22:24] Fuwa
    Don't think this is over, boy!
[22:26] Hayato
    Come again.
[22:28] Shiragiku
    Um, Hayato-kun...
[22:30] Hayato
    Sorry about that.
    I really wanted to deck him.
[22:33] Shiragiku
    Huh?! No, it's okay! Thank you!
[22:37] Hayato
    Go toss some salt around the entrance.
[22:39] Hayato
    We don't need bad omens on our first day.
[22:42] Shiragiku
    Right, Master!
[22:44] Hayato
    And be generous with it.
[22:45] Riho
    Sorry for losing my cool after
    lecturing you earlier and everything.
[22:50] Hayato
    I think it'd be more pathetic to do nothing
    after being talked to like that.
[22:54] Riho
    No, I get it now. I can see your resolve.
[22:59] Hayato
    Also, Akane...
[23:01] Hayato
    No hitting with mops. That's not even funny.
[23:04] Akane
    Right. I'll be careful.
[23:08] Ami
    That was so cool, Hayacchi!
[23:10] Ami
    I'll help you out next time!
[23:13] Hayato
    Please don't! If you get involved,
    we're definitely losing in court!
[23:17] Ouka
    Hey, Hayato-kun!
[23:19] Ouka
    You got pissed off when he badmouthed
    our uniforms too, didn't you?
[23:23] Ouka
    Well?!
[23:24] Hayato
    Huh? Yeah... of course.
[23:27] Ouka
    Okay, then.
[23:32] Shiragiku
    I hope it's okay to use coarse salt...
SIGN    Coarse Salt
[23:36] Shiragiku
    Anyway, Hayato-kun really
    hasn't changed at all in fifteen years.
SIGN    Episode 4: "Cherry Blossom Festival!"
SIGN    Episode 4: "Cherry Blossom Festival!"
[23:42] Ami
    I'm sorry, Hayacchi! I'll pay for the laptop!
[23:45] Hayato
    How many months
    would that take with your pay?
[23:47] Ami
    It's okay! I got an email from a widow whose
    husband was killed by a giant stag beetle,
[23:51] Ami
    and she says she'll send me money if I reply!
[23:52] Hayato
    That's a spam message!
[23:54] Ami
    I'll send it from your laptop!