E8 - Wash It All Away on a Stormy Night

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[01:32] ---
    I'm home.
[01:33] ---
    Welcome back.
[01:35] ---
    What are you doing?
[01:37] ---
    Making curry.
[01:38] ---
    Looking like that?
[01:39] ---
    I'd hate if it splashed on my clothes.
[01:44] ---
    Delicious!
[01:45] ---
    Yeah, it's great.
[01:47] ---
    That's because I followed the recipe exactly.
    Just like a science experiment.
[01:51] ---
    Come to think, cooking and
    experiments might be similar.
[01:58] ---
    Futaba, got a moment?
[02:00] ---
    Why is it that, each time I bathe,
    you always come to talk to me?
[02:04] ---
    Because it excites me when there's only a door
    between me and a naked girl.
[02:09] ---
    Sometimes, it's easier to talk
    when you can't see their face, right?
[02:12] ---
    What's with that?
[02:15] ---
    I know what the other Futaba is doing.
[02:19] ---
    So you heard something from the fake.
[02:21] ---
    No, how I got there is a bit complicated.
[02:25] ---
    I made that account before summer break.
[02:28] ---
    But I didn't know what to write about.
[02:31] ---
    Wouldn't anything have been okay?
[02:33] ---
    Like, "I'm in love with a handsome guy
    who has a girlfriend," or something.
[02:37] ---
    Were you trying to make friends online?
[02:40] ---
    Who knows...
[02:42] ---
    It might have been simpler than that,
    just wanting someone to give me attention.
[02:46] ---
    Though, starting with lewd stuff isn't fair.
[02:49] ---
    But that's all I got.
[02:51] ---
    More like, you were confident about that?
[02:53] ---
    It was only an inferiority complex,
    never confidence.
[02:57] ---
    My feminine parts developed
    before any of my classmates.
[03:01] ---
    When I realized how all the monkey-like boys
    looked at me, I began to hate my body.
[03:09] ---
    I felt like a truly filthy thing.
[03:12] ---
    And yet, those photos?
[03:14] ---
    Because I get reactions.
[03:16] ---
    I felt some salvation in that there was
    a reaction, regardless who it was from.
[03:21] ---
    It's the same as saying you got something,
    just not how you wanted to.
[03:25] ---
    Maybe that's why. In the end, I couldn't
    detach from the disgust I felt being seen.
[03:31] ---
    The immense stress from the contradictory
    ends and means caused my separation.
[03:37] ---
    In other words,
    "the Futaba that wants attention,"
[03:41] ---
    and , "the Futaba that can't forgive
    the means to do so," split apart?
[03:46] ---
    That's pretty much it.
[03:48] ---
    The other Futaba seems
    to be uploading her selfies still.
[03:53] ---
    I know...
[03:55] ---
    So what do you want?
[03:57] ---
    If possible, I'd like her to stop.
[03:59] ---
    All right. Leave it to me.
[04:02] ---
    What are you planning?
[04:03] ---
    I'll go to school again tomorrow.
[04:05] ---
    And I'll have a leisurely chat
    with the other Futaba.
[04:08] ---
    You do some tedious things.
[04:16] ---
    Doka-chan, what's your favorite thing?
[04:17] ---
    I like the actress Mai Sakurajima.
[04:20] ---
    She's a thing!?
[04:22] ---
    Most folks would say things
    like "strawberries" or "bean daifuku."
[04:25] ---
    Mai-san, what are you doing for your bath?
[04:26] ---
    Then, the strawberry daifuku Mai Sakurajima
    was eating in one of her TV dramas!
[04:28] ---
    Yeah, but before that...
[04:30] ---
    Oh, come to think, you mentioned
    you had something to talk about.
[04:35] ---
    Eh!? Dating is prohibited!?
[04:37] ---
    Does that mean we have to break up!?
[04:39] ---
    They didn't say that much, but the agency
    ordered me to not see you privately.
[04:45] ---
    They might be confusing me for an idol singer
    who can't have romantic relationships at all.
[04:50] ---
    So, did you agree to those terms?
[04:53] ---
    It's not something I can decide by myself,
    so I held on the reply.
[04:57] ---
    Meaning...
[04:58] ---
    Yeah. It's a problem for both of us, right?
[05:05] ---
    There's nothing we can do for a while.
[05:08] ---
    What do you mean, "nothing we can do?"
[05:10] ---
    It's a strategic retreat.
[05:11] ---
    You're okay with that?
    Even if you can't see me for a while?
[05:15] ---
    I hate it...
[05:17] ---
    But, you just resumed your career in show-biz.
[05:20] ---
    So wouldn't you be more well liked
    if you acted the model student for a while?
[05:24] ---
    A boring, yet sound argument.
[05:26] ---
    AUGUST 4th
[05:35] ---
    Did you figure something out?
[05:36] ---
    I discovered that you're amazing
    when you take your clothes off.
[05:40] ---
    So you came to lecture me, saying something
    like, "Don't do such foolish things."
[05:43] ---
    As if. That's so tedious.
[05:46] ---
    Mai-san went home,
    and I can't go on dates with her.
[05:49] ---
    So I'm bored, and thought to spend
    some leisurely time with you.
[05:52] ---
    I see, so you came to do something
    even more tedious.
[05:56] ---
    So did you take anything
    other than the ones you uploaded?
[06:05] ---
    So they're not all lewd.
[06:08] ---
    Those are from middle school.
[06:10] ---
    I had no intent on
    showing anyone anything, at first.
[06:14] ---
    I just wanted an objective look at myself
    and think, "I'm doing something stupid."
[06:19] ---
    What's the point of doing that?
[06:21] ---
    A form of self-mutilation.
[06:23] ---
    You might not be able to understand, but...
[06:26] ---
    I hate who I am.
[06:30] ---
    The other Futaba said something similar.
[06:33] ---
    Azusagawa, which side are you on?
[06:37] ---
    I'm on Futaba's side.
[06:39] ---
    What a pretentious answer.
[06:42] ---
    You really should give up
    on one or the other.
[06:46] ---
    The world doesn't need two Rio Futabas.
[07:01] ---
    I went out to Kamakura.
[07:03] ---
    With my other self?
[07:04] ---
    No, by myself.
[07:05] ---
    I thought you were having a leisurely chat?
[07:09] ---
    Say, Futaba...
[07:10] ---
    Can you think of a way to return to one self?
[07:13] ---
    Now that we're both doing separate things,
    gaining different memories and experiences,
[07:18] ---
    I doubt we can return to one being.
[07:22] ---
    AUGUST 5th
[07:25] ---
    So, have you decided
    which one of us you want?
[07:28] ---
    That's something for you
    to decide for yourself.
[07:31] ---
    You should make your own decisions, right?
[07:33] ---
    I see. A sound argument.
[07:35] ---
    Man, I'm gonna die!
[07:38] ---
    Sakuta! Air, please!
[07:41] ---
    Futaba, Kunimi is asking you to fan him.
[07:44] ---
    Futaba! Air, please!
[07:49] ---
    Feels good...
[07:53] ---
    Rio-san, would you like some, too?
[07:58] ---
    So how long are you going
    to keep doing stuff like this?
[07:59] ---
    AUGUST 12th
[08:02] ---
    Until Futaba no longer does stuff
    like that, I guess.
[08:05] ---
    Though, I wouldn't mind if it's until
    you start showing lewd pics to only me.
[08:09] ---
    If that's your goal,
    you're getting further away each day.
[08:17] ---
    Someone responding to you?
[08:19] ---
    THAT'S A MINEGAHARA HIGH
    UNIFORM, RIGHT?
[08:21] ---
    I'M CLOSE BY TODAY,
    SO HOW ABOUT WE MEET UP?
[08:29] ---
    IF YOU DON'T SEE ME,
    I'LL TELL YOUR SCHOOL WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
[08:29] ---
    WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
[08:33] ---
    Give me that.
[08:36] ---
    I'M CALLING THE POLICE
[08:37] ---
    That should do it.
[08:40] ---
    I'll walk you home, just in case.
[08:43] ---
    Delete it.
[08:45] ---
    That account... Please, delete it.
[08:54] ---
    Well... I'm sorry.
[08:57] ---
    I got to see a really cute side of you,
    so I'll be bragging to Kunimi sometime.
[09:03] ---
    Here.
[09:06] ---
    Eh?
[09:07] ---
    Um... I want you to stay with me tonight.
[09:11] ---
    Your parents?
[09:12] ---
    Dad's in Germany for a conference.
    Mom's somewhere in Europe for a business deal.
[09:17] ---
    That's a line I'd usually hear in a TV drama.
[09:19] ---
    Happens a lot in our family.
[09:21] ---
    Full disclaimer, though. I am a guy.
[09:24] ---
    If something happens,
[09:26] ---
    I'll report to Sakurajima immediately,
    including things that didn't happen.
[09:29] ---
    Keep it to things that really happen, please.
[09:38] ---
    Azusagawa?
[09:39] ---
    I'm here.
[09:45] ---
    Azusagawa?
[09:46] ---
    Here.
[09:53] ---
    I think I was scared.
[09:56] ---
    Right now, I have you and Kunimi.
[09:59] ---
    But maybe I felt like I'll end up
    alone again, someday.
[10:01] ---
    What's that about?
[10:03] ---
    I wasn't this uneasy
    before entering high school.
[10:07] ---
    Whether at school or at home,
    it was a given that I'd be by myself.
[10:12] ---
    But I entered high school...
[10:15] ---
    And ended up in the same class
    as you and Kunimi in the first year...
[10:19] ---
    And I've felt uneasy ever since.
[10:21] ---
    Kunimi is such a sinful guy.
[10:23] ---
    You're responsible for half of it.
[10:35] ---
    I'm surprised you can
    come to school every day.
[10:38] ---
    The whole school gives you the cold shoulder
    due to the hospitalization rumors.
[10:43] ---
    Everyone is avoiding me?
    Isn't that a bit too self-conscious?
[10:47] ---
    I doubt it's going too far, at all.
    Is your head all right?
[10:51] ---
    No, you're coming to school
    because it's not.
[10:54] ---
    Futaba, you're amusing.
[10:56] ---
    Huh? What do you mean?
[10:58] ---
    When you talk to me like this,
    you're quite amusing.
[11:02] ---
    Oh yeah, stuff like that happened...
[11:04] ---
    When Kunimi got a girlfriend,
    I became really scared.
[11:09] ---
    All he does is make you sad.
[11:12] ---
    You, as well.
[11:14] ---
    I thought you'd never give me attention again
    after finding such a beautiful girlfriend.
[11:20] ---
    Dumbass.
[11:21] ---
    I intend to have you stick around as my friend
    for the rest of my life.
[11:27] ---
    That, and you really don't get it at all.
[11:30] ---
    Get what?
[11:31] ---
    You've got the hots for Kunimi,
    but you don't understand him at all.
[11:36] ---
    I'll borrow your phone.
[11:38] ---
    I'll teach you just how amazing he is.
    You'll fall in love all over again.
[11:41] ---
    Stop it! This late at night,
    he'll think I have no sense!
[11:45] ---
    Too late.
[11:47] ---
    Futaba's in a pinch!
    Come to Honkugenuma Station right away!
[11:58] ---
    You're late.
[12:00] ---
    No, you're just too quick.
[12:02] ---
    You're the one who said
    to come flying over.
[12:04] ---
    Futaba, are you all right?
[12:07] ---
    Sakuta didn't do anything
    weird to you, did he?
[12:08] ---
    Like I would!
[12:09] ---
    I totally thought that you assaulted her.
[12:12] ---
    Why would the assailant
    be the one calling you!?
[12:15] ---
    Because your guilty conscience
    was tormenting you?
[12:17] ---
    Wait, Sakuta doesn't have a conscience.
[12:20] ---
    Why...
[12:23] ---
    Why...
[12:24] ---
    Kunimi, don't make her cry.
[12:26] ---
    It's my fault?
[12:27] ---
    Without a doubt, it's your fault.
[12:30] ---
    Well, you got me.
[12:31] ---
    It's not Kunimi's fault...
[12:34] ---
    Futaba sure is cute when she cries.
[12:36] ---
    I don't know that...
[12:38] ---
    It's been a while since I last cried...
[12:41] ---
    But... But I...
[12:44] ---
    I wasn't alone at all... I wasn't alone...
[12:50] ---
    Sakuta.
[12:52] ---
    You're buying Futaba and I some juice.
[12:54] ---
    Why am I the one being exploited?
    I don't flippin' get it.
[12:58] ---
    You gotta rehydrate what we've lost, yeah?
[13:06] ---
    Here.
[13:07] ---
    Thank you!
[13:09] ---
    Azusagawa's been totally domesticated
    by Sakurajima-senpai.
[13:13] ---
    Sakuta can be valiant in the strangest places.
[13:16] ---
    So, what do we do now?
[13:18] ---
    This.
[13:28] ---
    The wind's strong, huh?
[13:30] ---
    They say a typhoon
    is coming in tomorrow night.
[13:32] ---
    Get closer, Kunimi.
    Block the wind with that big body of yours.
[13:36] ---
    S-So close...
[13:40] ---
    Oh, it's lit!
[13:41] ---
    Futaba, hurry.
[13:53] ---
    Don't fling it around!
[14:14] ---
    Kunimi, you're not asking me anything.
[14:18] ---
    About me.
[14:20] ---
    When Sakuta called me out,
    I wondered what the hell was going on.
[14:24] ---
    But when I saw you crying like that,
    I didn't care anymore.
[14:31] ---
    Argh! Damn, I lost!
[14:34] ---
    Maybe we'll get a good view from here.
[14:37] ---
    The fireworks festival at Enoshima
    is next week, right?
[14:40] ---
    Why don't we watch it together again?
[14:42] ---
    You haven't made a promise
    with that cute girlfriend of yours?
[14:44] ---
    Well, we're kind of in the middle of a fight.
[14:48] ---
    You didn't promise Sakurajima-senpai?
[14:51] ---
    Thanks to her agency,
    I'm prohibited from going on dates.
[14:54] ---
    Nothing like a super-popular celebrity. Futaba?
[14:58] ---
    I don't have any plans.
[14:59] ---
    Then it's decided.
[15:04] ---
    Isn't the sky a bit brighter now?
[15:07] ---
    I've never pulled an all-nighter before.
[15:10] ---
    What in the world am I doing?
[15:13] ---
    Something stupid, of course.
[15:15] ---
    We're certainly doing something stupid.
[15:21] ---
    It would've been great if you two were girls.
[15:27] ---
    The trains should be moving by now.
[15:29] ---
    Well, that was fun. See ya.
[15:31] ---
    Yeah.
[15:36] ---
    Azusagawa...
[15:38] ---
    If you're still scared,
    I'll stay with you again today.
[15:40] ---
    I'm fine on that front. It's my other self.
    She has it worse than I do.
[15:47] ---
    Because she hates me...
[15:49] ---
    So, please... Take care of my other self.
[16:01] ---
    Welcome back.
[16:02] ---
    I'm home.
[16:03] ---
    You must be tired.
[16:06] ---
    Here. She said she deleted the account.
[16:09] ---
    I doubt she'll be doing that anymore.
[16:11] ---
    I see...
[16:12] ---
    I'll fill you in on the details later.
[16:14] ---
    Right now, I'm tired and going to sleep.
[16:26] ---
    AUGUST 13th
[16:35] ---
    Good morning, Big Brother.
[16:38] ---
    Morning, Kaede.
[16:41] ---
    Is Futaba in her room?
[16:42] ---
    No, she's not back yet.
[16:44] ---
    Huh? Did she step out?
[16:47] ---
    Right after you came home,
    she said she was going shopping.
[16:51] ---
    Shopping?
[17:02] ---
    Damn! She left her phone behind!
[17:10] ---
    This is the worst feeling, dammit!
[17:15] ---
    What's wrong?
[17:16] ---
    Futaba is gone.
[17:18] ---
    I got home, passed out, and when I woke up,
    she was clean outta my house, stuff and all.
[17:22] ---
    I'll say this just in case,
    but we're not back to one person.
[17:26] ---
    Any idea where she might have gone?
[17:28] ---
    If it was me...
[17:33] ---
    Dammit! This is so tedious!
[17:37] ---
    Futaba is so tedious!
[17:49] ---
    Azusagawa... Why?
[17:54] ---
    Man, that was a hell of a time...
[17:57] ---
    Yesterday... oh wait, this morning.
    There was something I forgot to tell you.
[18:01] ---
    What?
[18:02] ---
    Wanna go see fireworks next week?
[18:04] ---
    Eh?
[18:05] ---
    The fireworks festival at Enoshima.
    We went last year, didn't we?
[18:09] ---
    Kunimi said he'd come, too.
[18:11] ---
    I...
[18:12] ---
    You're coming too, right?
[18:14] ---
    I won't.
[18:15] ---
    You already got plans or something?
[18:17] ---
    I'm going to disappear from here...
[18:20] ---
    Huh?
[18:21] ---
    I'll disappear from your sight, Azusagawa.
    I'll disappear from this city.
[18:26] ---
    What's with that?
[18:28] ---
    The world doesn't need two Rio Futabas.
[18:32] ---
    My other self is being a much better
    Rio Futaba than me.
[18:37] ---
    She's accustomed to this world.
[18:40] ---
    Everything will be resolved if I'm gone.
[18:43] ---
    That's a wrong answer.
[18:45] ---
    No part of that is wrong.
[18:47] ---
    Totally wrong. Right from the foundation.
[18:50] ---
    If so, why was such a picture...
[18:53] ---
    If I'm shown such an enviable picture,
    that's the only way I can think!
[18:57] ---
    There's nowhere I belong anymore!
[19:00] ---
    There's no more need for me...
[19:02] ---
    You and Kunimi are fine
    as long as my other self is around, right?
[19:06] ---
    You're so insensitive, Azusagawa!
[19:07] ---
    Dumbass. You say that after all this?
[19:11] ---
    You're already fully aware
    that I'm insensitive.
[19:15] ---
    So, we're all meeting up at Kugenuma-
    Kaigan Station at 6:30 on the 19th, okay?
[19:20] ---
    That's all I have to say.
[19:26] ---
    Azusagawa!
[19:35] ---
    Morning.
[19:36] ---
    This is all because you ran around
    in the pouring rain, getting soaked.
[19:41] ---
    The test results said there's nothing wrong.
[19:44] ---
    Why do you look so captivated?
[19:46] ---
    With such a beautiful senpai here,
    I couldn't help it.
[19:50] ---
    If you're acting like that,
    you're definitely fine.
[19:53] ---
    Mai-san, what brings you here?
[19:55] ---
    I got a call from Futaba.
[20:00] ---
    Azusagawa...
[20:02] ---
    I troubled you with this, too.
[20:04] ---
    No kidding.
    The way you do this is so unfair.
[20:07] ---
    I couldn't leave you collapsed
    in a place like that.
[20:10] ---
    If so, it was worth collapsing.
[20:13] ---
    Azusagawa, I...
[20:16] ---
    If it's about how you're no longer needed,
    or everything will be reconciled if you fade away,
[20:22] ---
    or you're scared and not sure what to do,
    tedious stuff like that, I don't want to hear it.
[20:30] ---
    It's all right if you hate yourself, really.
[20:34] ---
    I always live thinking,
    "well, I guess this is how things go."
[20:41] ---
    Nothing less from you.
[20:43] ---
    Normally, this is where people say
    "You can slowly work on liking yourself,"
[20:47] ---
    or "There are tons of good things
    about you, Futaba," or something like that.
[20:51] ---
    Living with such a positive attitude
    is so exhausting, right?
[20:54] ---
    You really are the worst, Azusagawa.
[20:58] ---
    But somehow, it's a relief.
[21:02] ---
    Truly, such a relief.
[21:09] ---
    You know...
[21:11] ---
    Can I go see the fireworks, too?
[21:15] ---
    No way.
[21:17] ---
    You can't come if you ask like that.
[21:21] ---
    I-I want to see the fireworks, too!
[21:23] ---
    You're asking the wrong person.
[21:35] ---
    It's me.
[21:38] ---
    Yeah, I met up with Azusagawa.
[21:41] ---
    And, well... I have a favor to ask.
[21:48] ---
    I want to go to the fireworks together.
[22:03] ---
    Hello?
[22:04] ---
    You should head back
    to the consultation room.
[22:07] ---
    Sakurajima-senpai is waiting for you, right?
[22:10] ---
    So you're back to being one person.
[22:12] ---
    Yeah. So, about the fireworks.
    Don't you dare be late.
[22:16] ---
    Got it.
[22:18] ---
    AUGUST 19th
[22:23] ---
    Hey, Futaba.
[22:27] ---
    You went back to glasses.
[22:28] ---
    I-Is it weird?
[22:30] ---
    It looks good with the yukata. Right, Sakuta?
[22:32] ---
    Looks kinda erotic.
[22:34] ---
    Right, Kunimi?
[22:35] ---
    Definitely.
[22:37] ---
    That's why I hated wearing a yukata.
[22:51] ---
    Kunimi...
[22:54] ---
    What?
[23:03] ---
    Futaba, I...
[23:05] ---
    Don't bother answering.
    I already know the answer.
[23:08] ---
    I see...
[23:09] ---
    If you said anything, I think I'd cry, too.
[23:13] ---
    If you do, Sakuta will lend you
    a sleeve of his yukata.
[23:16] ---
    You can blow your nose in it.
[23:18] ---
    Idiot.
[23:22] ---
    Kunimi?
[23:24] ---
    Go make up with your girlfriend.
    I'm sure the reason is me or Azusagawa, right?
[23:29] ---
    Yeah... I guess I'll call her later.
[24:55] ---
    Nothing less from you, Sakuta.
    You rascal!
[24:56] ---
    Next Time
    #9 Sister Panic