E1 - My Senpai is a Bunny Girl
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[00:04] ---
Hey, why don't we kiss?
[00:08] ---
This girl who teases me, saying as such...
[00:16] ---
Wait... who is she?
[00:26] ---
MAY 29th
[00:28] ---
"What is written hereafter is
truly something unbelievable, but...
[00:35] ---
Everything is the truth,
so make sure to read until the very end.
[00:39] ---
You have to!"
[00:41] ---
What is this?
[00:43] ---
It was my senpai, a third-year
at Minegahara High School.
I went to Fujisawa Library, and there...
[00:44] ---
"May 6th. I met a wild bunny girl."
SIGN #1 - My Senpai is a Bunny Girl
[02:26] ---
MAY 6th
[02:54] ---
What the hell?
[03:08] ---
I'm surprised.
So, you can still see me?
[03:15] ---
See you, then.
[03:19] ---
Um, you're Sakurajima-senpai, aren't you?
[03:23] ---
If you're calling me "senpai",
it means you go to Minegahara High School?
[03:29] ---
I'm Sakuta Azusagawa, class 2-1.
[03:32] ---
Azusagawa is spelled like the Azusagawa Rest Area,
and Sakuta is spelled "blooming Taro".
[03:36] ---
I'm Mai Sakurajima.
[03:39] ---
Sakurajima is spelled like Mai Sakurajima,
and Mai is spelled like Mai Sakurajima.
[03:42] ---
I know. You're a celebrity.
[03:46] ---
I'll give you one warning.
[03:48] ---
Forget about what you saw today.
[03:50] ---
Also, don't have anything to do with me
under any circumstances.
[03:55] ---
If you understand, then say "yes."
[04:12] ---
She told me to forget, but...
[04:17] ---
Kaede, it's morning. Wake up.
[04:21] ---
Big Brother, it's cold.
[04:23] ---
Heavy!
[04:25] ---
Half of Kaede is made of her feelings for you.
[04:28] ---
What's with that embarrassing setup?
[04:31] ---
You're already at a decent age,
maybe outgrow crawling into my bed.
[04:37] ---
I see, because you wake up too excited.
[04:40] ---
Who'd get excited over their little sister?
[04:47] ---
Hey, do you like bunny girls, Kunimi?
[04:50] ---
No, not exactly.
[04:52] ---
So you love them?
[04:54] ---
Yep, I love them!
[04:56] ---
For example, if you were to bump into
a pretty bunny girl at the library,
[04:59] ---
what would you do?
[05:01] ---
I'd do a double-take.
[05:02] ---
Right?
[05:03] ---
Then, I'd totally gawk at her.
[05:05] ---
Right?
[05:11] ---
KANAGAWA PREFECTURAL
MINEGAHARA HIGH SCHOOL
[05:18] ---
Hey, Kunimi...
[05:19] ---
You can see Sakurajima-senpai, can't you?
[05:22] ---
Yeah, crystal clear.
[05:24] ---
I wonder what kind of a person she is.
[05:26] ---
Hmm... Well, she's a celebrity, right?
[05:29] ---
Yeah, she would be.
[05:31] ---
She's still in showbiz,
even though she's on hiatus, right?
[05:34] ---
Yeah, and I was surprised to discover
that she attends our school.
[05:39] ---
It's nice to see you show interest
in a girl other than Shoko Makinohara,
[05:44] ---
but she's probably impossible, even for you.
[05:46] ---
I wasn't going to ask her out,
let alone be in love with her.
[05:50] ---
Then what's up?
[05:51] ---
Well, just thinking how I've never seen her
together with someone else at school.
[05:57] ---
She's always alone, you know.
[05:59] ---
Morning, Yuuma!
[06:01] ---
Hey, Kamisato.
[06:02] ---
See ya, Sakuta.
[06:12] ---
I heard from a senpai on my team...
[06:15] ---
Apparently Sakurajima didn't come to school
at the start of her first year.
[06:20] ---
Why?
[06:21] ---
For work.
[06:22] ---
She declared going on hiatus
straight out of middle school,
[06:27] ---
but she was locked into some prior titles,
so she apparently was busy.
[06:31] ---
He said she didn't seriously go to school
until after summer break.
[06:36] ---
That's a bit rough.
[06:37] ---
Isn't it?
[06:39] ---
Sakurajima-senpai, the celebrity who
started school midway through the first year,
[06:44] ---
is totally an outsider.
[06:46] ---
Once the class takes its shape,
it doesn't change easily.
[06:51] ---
Others will talk behind your back if you stand out,
calling you annoying or a show off.
[06:57] ---
And once that happens, everyone knows
that there's no going back.
[07:02] ---
That's the kind of pace a school is...
[07:05] ---
Nobody can approach
Sakurajima-senpai to talk to her.
[07:08] ---
They don't want to stand out,
to be isolated...
[07:12] ---
That's why Sakurajima-senpai
is also reading the situation,
[07:15] ---
and pretending to act accordingly.
[07:17] ---
I'm sure.
[07:19] ---
Hey, I need to talk to you.
[07:22] ---
I'll be blunt.
Don't talk to Yuuma ever again.
[07:26] ---
I don't think I'm interfering
in Kunimi's relationship with you, Kamisato.
[07:31] ---
That's not what I mean!
[07:33] ---
Everyone knows about
the Hospitalization Incident.
[07:36] ---
Oh, that Hospitalization Incident...
[07:39] ---
If Yuuma hangs out with the class loner,
his popularity will plummet.
[07:43] ---
I'd feel sorry for him if that happened.
[07:45] ---
So by that logic, your own popularity
is taking a nosedive, as well.
[07:50] ---
But you're fine with that?
[07:51] ---
Are you picking a fight?
[07:53] ---
Just accepting your challenge.
[07:54] ---
Why are you so irritated?
Are you on your period?
[07:56] ---
Wha—
[07:58] ---
Die, idiot! Just die!
[08:00] ---
This just can't be! You're the worst!
[08:01] ---
In the end...
[08:03] ---
Everyone says "I'm bored" or "Isn't there
anything interesting out there?" like pet phrases.
[08:09] ---
But in reality, none of them are
really looking for a change.
[08:29] ---
That's gotta be Mai Sakurajima.
[08:32] ---
Eh?
[08:33] ---
See? That's totally her!
[08:36] ---
I'll take a pic just in case.
[08:37] ---
Eh?
[08:38] ---
Come on, look this way a bit more.
[08:43] ---
Wh-What the hell are you?
[08:46] ---
A human. What are you,
an ogling photographer?
[08:49] ---
Wha— Why, you..!
[08:50] ---
Stop that. Let's go.
[08:54] ---
What's with that guy?
Like it's anything much.
[09:02] ---
Thanks.
[09:05] ---
You thought I'd get mad
and say to mind your own business?
[09:08] ---
Yes.
[09:09] ---
I thought it, but I'm holding it in.
[09:12] ---
Then I wish you didn't say that, either.
[09:14] ---
I'm used to stuff like that.
[09:17] ---
Even so, it wears you down inside, doesn't it?
[09:21] ---
Wears down...
You're right about that.
[09:26] ---
"Incoming call - Manager"
[09:30] ---
You don't have to answer that?
[09:32] ---
The train is here.
[09:33] ---
Besides, I know what that woman wants.
[09:42] ---
About that thing yesterday...
[09:43] ---
I warned you to forget about it, didn't I?
[09:46] ---
That bunny outfit was so erotic,
it's impossible to forget.
[09:49] ---
H-Hang on! You didn't do anything weird
while thinking about me, did you?
[09:53] ---
Well, I'm totally fine with being the subject
of erotic fantasies for young boys...
[10:01] ---
You know, Azusagawa-kun.
[10:03] ---
You remembered my name.
[10:05] ---
I saw the rumors about you...
[10:07] ---
Minegahara High School homepage
High Schools in Kanagawa
[10:07] ---
Something about a violent incident where
you sent three classmates to the hospital?
[10:10] ---
1) Sakuta Azusagawa - dude sent 3 classmates
to the hospital after a violent incident in middle school.
He moved outta Yokohama - where'd he go?
[10:12] ---
2) What's this hospitalization incident?
3) so scary lolol....
[10:12] ---
I'm honored that you'd take an interest in me.
[10:15] ---
It's really amazing.
[10:16] ---
All this information about one individual
being out in the open like this.
[10:20] ---
I didn't know it was written
to this extent, though.
[10:23] ---
You don't look it up yourself?
[10:25] ---
I don't have a smartphone.
[10:27] ---
Really?
[10:28] ---
I used to, but I got frustrated
and tossed it into the sea.
[10:32] ---
Throw trash away into trash cans.
[10:35] ---
You don't have any friends, do you?
[10:37] ---
Friends? I have two, even.
[10:39] ---
Can you say "even" with just two?
[10:42] ---
I feel having two friends
is more than enough.
[10:46] ---
I just have to be friends with them
for the rest of my life.
[10:49] ---
I see...
[10:51] ---
So, what did you think about
the Hospitalization Incident rumors?
[10:56] ---
It's pretty clear after some thought.
[10:59] ---
Someone who caused such a huge incident
couldn't attend school like nothing happened.
[11:04] ---
I wish my class could hear that line.
[11:08] ---
If it's wrong, then you need to tell them such.
[11:11] ---
A rumor is kind of like
the atmosphere, isn't it?
[11:14] ---
Since lately, the atmosphere
is something you need to read.
[11:18] ---
That "atmosphere" that labels you as
a bad person if you can't read it.
[11:22] ---
And the people creating that atmosphere
don't have a sense of participation,
[11:28] ---
so it's foolish to try
and fight against the atmosphere.
[11:31] ---
So you're leaving misunderstandings be,
and giving up before even fighting.
[11:50] ---
Your turn to talk, Senpai.
What was all that about yesterday?
[11:58] ---
I made my debut when I was six years old...
[12:02] ---
After getting the lead role
for the morning drama series,
[12:05] ---
television, movies, commercials...
I was always in the public eye.
[12:10] ---
There wasn't a day where I didn't
see Mai Sakurajima on TV.
[12:15] ---
It was fun in the beginning,
but it gradually became more stressful.
[12:20] ---
People would notice and say,
"That's THE Mai Sakurajima!" everywhere I went.
[12:24] ---
And at some point, I started wishing...
[12:27] ---
...that I could go to a world
where nobody knew who I was.
[12:32] ---
I first noticed that people weren't able
to see me at the beginning of a 4-day weekend.
[12:38] ---
On a whim, I went to the aquarium.
[12:40] ---
Alone?
[12:42] ---
Is that bad?
[12:50] ---
...and that's what she said.
[12:52] ---
- Eh? You're kidding me!
- It's true!
[12:56] ---
I thought it was just me at first,
since they were focused on viewing the fish.
[13:02] ---
But when I stopped in a café
on my way home...
[13:05] ---
Um, excuse me...
[13:09] ---
Excuse me...
[13:12] ---
Welcome.
[13:14] ---
Was it a shop that you did something
so terrible they banned your patronage?
[13:18] ---
Of course not.
[13:20] ---
Senpai, your foot...
[13:22] ---
Is something wrong with my foot?
[13:24] ---
No, I'm ecstatic that you
are stomping on mine.
[13:27] ---
In any case, quickly left the café
and went home.
[13:32] ---
But after returning to Fujisawa,
everyone saw me normally.
[13:36] ---
So I went around, seeing if something
similar would happen in other places.
[13:40] ---
That's why you were a bunny girl...
[13:43] ---
Looking like this, people would stare
if they saw me, right?
[13:46] ---
So you're going out as
a wild bunny girl again today?
[13:50] ---
Right, so don't get in the way.
[13:56] ---
One custard bun, please.
[14:01] ---
Excuse me, one custard bun, please.
[14:07] ---
Excuse me. A custard-filled bun.
[14:09] ---
Okay. Just one?
[14:11] ---
Yes, just one.
[14:14] ---
Aren't you at all troubled by this?
[14:18] ---
Right. Not being able to eat
the custard-filled buns here is a problem.
[14:22] ---
But do you actually believe
this insane story of mine?
[14:27] ---
I know what stories like that are called.
[14:31] ---
"Adolescence Syndrome," right?
[14:40] ---
Adolescence Syndrome, huh...
[14:43] ---
Hearing other people's thoughts,
or seeing another person's future,
[14:48] ---
or swapping bodies with someone else...
[14:52] ---
Rumors of that nature
started being called Adolescence Syndrome,
[14:56] ---
though nobody knows who coined the term.
[14:59] ---
That's just an urban legend.
[15:03] ---
What's this?
[15:04] ---
My apartment.
[15:07] ---
I won't do anything to you.
[15:09] ---
There's something I'd like to show you
so you'll believe me when I say...
[15:12] ---
"I believe you."
[15:25] ---
You keep it rather clean.
[15:27] ---
Senpai, you—
[15:28] ---
Stop with that "Senpai" thing.
I don't recall ever becoming your senpai.
[15:33] ---
Sakurajima-san?
[15:34] ---
My last name is a bit long.
[15:36] ---
Then, Mai.
[15:37] ---
Remember to add the "-san."
[15:39] ---
Then, Mai-san.
[15:42] ---
You really don't come across as "Azusagawa,"
so I'll call you "Sakuta-kun."
[15:46] ---
Wh-Why are you stripping!?
You said you weren't going to do anything!
[15:49] ---
Filthy! Perverted! Exhibitionist!
[15:59] ---
That's real, isn't it?
[16:01] ---
You think there are idiots
who'd wear special make-up like this?
[16:06] ---
Can I touch it?
[16:07] ---
Go ahead.
[16:12] ---
Don't make any weird noises!
[16:13] ---
It's a bit sensitive there, so please be gentle.
[16:17] ---
Like this?
[16:18] ---
That feels really good.
[16:20] ---
Ow! Pain! Let go!
[16:22] ---
You just seem to be enjoying this.
[16:25] ---
Anyway, what caused such a wound?
[16:28] ---
Actually, I'm not really sure.
[16:34] ---
My little sister Kaede.
[16:38] ---
She wasn't assaulted or anything.
Just bullied on the internet.
[16:43] ---
I don't get what you're trying to say.
[16:45] ---
Something about not replying
to a message...
[16:48] ---
A girl who was the leader
of her class started hating her,
[16:51] ---
and people wrote all sorts of insults
in social media groups.
[16:54] ---
DIE KAEDE
[16:56] ---
And then, one day...
[16:58] ---
Welcome home.
[17:01] ---
Big Brother...
[17:02] ---
Hmm? What's wrong?
[17:11] ---
This is why I believe
Adolescence Syndrome really exists.
[17:17] ---
That wound is from back then, too?
[17:20] ---
I have no idea how or why.
[17:22] ---
I awoke one morning covered in blood,
and was hospitalized.
[17:27] ---
Is that the truth
behind the Hospitalization Incident?
[17:29] ---
Yeah, I was the one sent to the hospital.
[17:33] ---
Big Brother, are you there?
[17:37] ---
S-So sorry!
[17:39] ---
If you were going to call for a professional lady
delivered to you, please say so in advance!
[17:42] ---
Kaede, you're making
a big misunderstanding.
[17:45] ---
Then, is she making you buy a vase?
[17:48] ---
I'm not being forced.
[17:49] ---
What about English-learning supplies...
[17:50] ---
I wasn't even recommended one,
so rest assured.
[17:53] ---
She's a senpai from my school.
[17:56] ---
I'm Mai Sakurajima. Nice to meet you.
[18:01] ---
Nice to meet you. I'm Kaede Azusagawa.
[18:05] ---
Um, she said, "Nice to meet you.
I'm Kaede Azusagawa."
[18:11] ---
And this is Nasuno.
[18:13] ---
"And this is Nasuno," she says.
[18:17] ---
Thanks for letting me know, Kaede-chan.
[18:22] ---
Sorry about that.
She's very afraid of strangers.
[18:25] ---
Nowadays she loves the house so much,
she doesn't even go to school anymore...
[18:29] ---
So she doesn't know about me?
[18:32] ---
That's because...
She doesn't watch much TV.
[18:36] ---
For Kaede, distancing herself from the internet
subsided symptoms of Adolescence Syndrome.
[18:42] ---
Hence why I threw my smartphone
into the sea.
[18:45] ---
So you're saying my case
bares similarity to this?
[18:49] ---
I mean, you're reacting
to the atmosphere at school perfectly.
[18:54] ---
So to avoid making the situation any worse,
[18:57] ---
it's better for you
to return to show business.
[19:01] ---
Why's that?
[19:03] ---
If you stand out a lot on TV,
everyone else won't leave you alone,
[19:07] ---
even if you play
the role of the atmosphere.
[19:09] ---
Besides, you seem to want
to return to show-biz yourself.
[19:13] ---
When did I ever say such a thing?
[19:16] ---
I mean, you had a disapproving look
towards the movie ad on the train.
[19:22] ---
I think you should do what you want.
[19:25] ---
You have skill and experience,
even a manager who eagerly awaits your—
[19:30] ---
She has nothing to do with this.
[19:33] ---
Mind your own business.
[19:36] ---
Oh, the bathroom is—
[19:37] ---
I'm going home!
[19:40] ---
Wait, this—
[19:41] ---
Keep it!
[19:48] ---
Since then, Mai-san hasn't shown up to school.
[19:53] ---
I seem to have stepped on
a huge landmine or such.
[19:56] ---
Mai Sakurajima hiatus reason
[19:57] ---
Touched a part of Mai-san
I wasn't supposed to.
[20:02] ---
Related words: Mai Sakurajima pregnant / mother
sleeping up the ladder / wrist-cut wounds
fleeing overseas / porn / schoolgirl prostitution
[20:12] ---
Hey, Kunimi...
[20:14] ---
Do you know why Mai Sakurajima
said she was going on hiatus?
[20:18] ---
Wasn't it to focus on studying,
or at least superficially?
[20:22] ---
Azusagawa, that female announcer
is here again.
[20:28] ---
It's been a while.
[20:30] ---
And who were you again?
[20:32] ---
I see, so that's how you're playing.
[20:34] ---
Then, nice to meet you.
[20:36] ---
BKS Television - Announcer Division
Fumika Nanjo
[20:36] ---
This is who I am.
[20:40] ---
And what can I do for you today?
[20:42] ---
I was in the area
covering a story about young sardines.
[20:45] ---
Since I had the afternoon off,
I came to see you.
[20:48] ---
And your order?
[20:49] ---
One Sakuta-kun to-go, please.
[20:51] ---
You seem to be out of your mind,
so I'll assume your order is one ambulance?
[20:57] ---
You still can't bring yourself
to talk about the incident?
[21:00] ---
Not for the rest of my life.
[21:02] ---
I'd just need one picture
of the scar on your chest.
[21:06] ---
No way.
[21:09] ---
Nanjo-san, would you know the reason
why Mai Sakurajima went on hiatus?
[21:15] ---
I think I know things normal folks don't,
to say the least.
[21:27] ---
I hear you're head-over-heels
for Sakurajima-senpai lately.
[21:31] ---
So you've gotten over
Shoko Makinohara, then?
[21:34] ---
First Kunimi, now you...
Why do you guys make that connection?
[21:37] ---
Add sugar if you want.
[21:39] ---
This is safe, right?
[21:41] ---
It's probably sugar inside.
I mean, it's white.
[21:45] ---
So what did you want to ask me?
[21:47] ---
Well, Futaba, do you think it's possible
to lose sight of someone?
[21:51] ---
If you're worried about your vision,
go see an optometrist.
[21:54] ---
That's not the issue.
[21:56] ---
As in someone is there but you
can't see them, like the invisible man.
[22:01] ---
Are you trying to sneak into
the girls' bathroom or something?
[22:04] ---
Nothing less from you, Azusagawa.
Such a rascal.
[22:06] ---
I'm not into scat.
[22:08] ---
If you're referring to Adolescence Syndrome,
I believe I've already said it before,
[22:12] ---
but I stand in the denial camp.
[22:15] ---
I know. It's just unreasonable.
So I came here for a reasonable explanation.
[22:21] ---
For instance, I'm sitting right
in front of you, Futaba.
[22:24] ---
Is it logically possible for me
to become invisible to you?
[22:28] ---
I'd need to be engrossed in something,
or simply space out.
[22:32] ---
The human brain doesn't look at
the things it doesn't want to see.
[22:35] ---
That's true.
But if it isn't something like that...
[22:38] ---
There's also the measurement theory.
[22:40] ---
Measurement theory?
[22:42] ---
The theory that the existence of something
is confirmed only when it is observed.
[22:49] ---
Surely you've at least heard
about the cat in the box, right?
[22:53] ---
Oh, right, that was...
[22:56] ---
Schrödinger's Cat.
[23:01] ---
Mai Sakurajima existed while in show-biz,
when everyone could see her...
[23:09] ---
Can I have one custard bun, please?
[23:11] ---
Okay, one custard bun.
[23:15] ---
Um, do you know who Mai Sakurajima is?
[23:18] ---
Huh?
[23:19] ---
You know, the child actor Mai Sakurajima,
who got her break in that morning drama.
[23:24] ---
Sakurajima?
[23:26] ---
Was there someone by that name?
[23:31] ---
The fact that people no longer see her
means not only that people cannot see her...
[23:36] ---
In other words, her existence in itself...
[23:56] ---
You're finally home.
[24:00] ---
You wanted to see me that much?
[24:06] ---
"I'm starving."
[24:08] ---
Your personality sucks.
[24:09] ---
I'm aware, more or less.
[24:12] ---
When did you change into
a hungry-girl type, by the way?
[24:15] ---
I can't buy anything.
[24:17] ---
For two weeks, more and more people
have become unable to see me.
[24:22] ---
Anywhere around Fujisawa Station
is no good anymore.
[24:28] ---
For now, here.
Want to eat this?
[24:38] ---
"May 6th. I met a wild bunny girl.
[24:42] ---
This was the beginning. This is how we met.
[24:46] ---
There's no way I can forget.
[24:48] ---
You must remember, even if you forget.
[24:50] ---
Be sure to do a good job, future me."
[24:55] ---
Nothing less from you, Azusagawa.
Such a rascal.
[24:56] ---
Next time
#2 On First Dates, Trouble is Essential
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