E5 - All the Lies I Have for You
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[01:41] ---
I understand the circumstances now.
It's tough being a high-school girl.
[01:45] ---
Is that all?
[01:46] ---
You'd get ecstatic if I scolded you, Sakuta.
[01:49] ---
It seems not giving a punishment
is a punishment in your case.
[01:54] ---
But it's not sitting right with me,
for some reason.
[01:56] ---
You hate lies like pretending
to be dating, don't you?
[01:59] ---
I don't think anyone would like lies
of this sort...
[02:02] ---
That's why it's not sitting right with me.
What are you hiding?
[02:07] ---
Actually, I've been getting excited
looking at your legs for the past few minutes.
[02:11] ---
I-I already knew that.
[02:16] ---
Just hurry and spit it all out.
[02:19] ---
Koga said the same thing
as when Kaede first stopped going to school.
[02:24] ---
That she was embarrassed.
[02:27] ---
She said she wouldn't have a place in her class
if her friends found out Maesawa asked her out.
[02:33] ---
She didn't want to be embarrassed
about people thinking she's a loner.
[02:38] ---
How boring.
[02:39] ---
I talk seriously, and that's your reaction?
[02:41] ---
I can't complain if you bring up
the bit about your little sister.
[02:47] ---
I'll let you off the hook this one time.
[02:49] ---
Thank you very much!
[02:51] ---
But, let's see...
[02:52] ---
Simply letting you go
won't do much for the future,
[02:55] ---
so show enough faith to be worth it.
[02:58] ---
What do you want me to do?
[03:00] ---
You should at least think of that yourself.
[03:04] ---
Then...
[03:05] ---
Hey, what the!?
[03:07] ---
I'm showing some faith.
[03:08] ---
No, that's your libido!
[03:10] ---
Th-Then how about a date?
[03:12] ---
We can go look at the hydrangea
in Kamakura next Sunday—
[03:16] ---
I'm in Kagoshima for a week,
filming a drama starting tomorrow.
[03:20] ---
Kagoshima? I'm jealous.
[03:21] ---
I'm not there for a vacation.
[03:24] ---
Oh, right. You can have this.
[03:29] ---
They gave me the outfit I wore
during a fashion magazine shoot.
[03:32] ---
So I should treat this as a substitute for you
while you're in Kagoshima?
[03:35] ---
It's for your sister!
[03:38] ---
She'll be 15 this year, right?
[03:40] ---
Maybe dressing up will spark
a little interest in leaving the house
[03:46] ---
Wh-What is it?
[03:48] ---
I'm so happy that
you're looking out for Kaede.
[03:52] ---
I'll fetch her right now.
[03:58] ---
What are you doing?
[03:59] ---
I-It's not what you think.
I wasn't pretending to be a ninja.
[04:03] ---
I thought you were just eavesdropping on us.
[04:07] ---
Well, it works out.
[04:08] ---
Eh?
[04:11] ---
Good evening.
[04:13] ---
G-Good evening...
[04:16] ---
This is from Mai-san.
[04:22] ---
Why don't you try it on?
[04:28] ---
Yup. So cute.
[04:31] ---
I've never worn anything like this,
so it's embarrassing...
[04:34] ---
You should thank Mai-san.
[04:36] ---
Th-Thank you very much.
[04:38] ---
You're welcome.
[04:41] ---
U-Um...
[04:42] ---
What is it?
[04:43] ---
Can Kaede call you "Mai-san", too?
[04:47] ---
That's fine.
And I'll call you "Kaede-chan."
[04:51] ---
Sure!
[04:54] ---
Thanks for everything today.
[04:56] ---
Why are you thanking me again?
[04:58] ---
It's been a while since Kaede spoke
with anyone other than me,
[05:01] ---
since she's cooped up at home for so long.
[05:03] ---
When you're so honest,
it's not worth toying with you.
[05:08] ---
I hope "pretend" doesn't turn into "serious."
[05:11] ---
What?
[05:13] ---
That first-year.
[05:15] ---
You're going on a date
after work tomorrow, right?
[05:19] ---
My heart is only for Mai-san,
so it'll be all right.
[05:23] ---
If you don't get it, forget it.
[05:26] ---
Eh?
[05:27] ---
Good night.
[05:29] ---
Good night.
[05:31] ---
JUNE 29th
[05:32] ---
Kunimi, there's a guy named Maesawa
on the basketball team, yeah?
[05:35] ---
Hmm? Oh, you mean Yosuke-senpai.
[05:39] ---
What kind of guy is he?
[05:40] ---
What kind of guy?
[05:42] ---
Well, he's probably the best
basketball player at our school.
[05:46] ---
Plus, he's pretty popular with the girls.
[05:48] ---
Keep giving me more info
so I can hate him even more.
[05:51] ---
What's up with that?
[05:53] ---
It's hard to explain, but if he's
a good person, it'll haunt me.
[05:58] ---
Well, I don't want
to badmouth people too much,
[06:01] ---
but yesterday, coming back from practice,
he was saying he'll dump his girlfriend
[06:05] ---
because she wasn't giving it up.
[06:07] ---
Wait, he has a girlfriend?
[06:09] ---
He does.
Some third-year from another school.
[06:12] ---
And he says a lot of demeaning things
about his past girlfriends, too.
[06:16] ---
Makes me think how I don't want
to end up like that.
[06:18] ---
Thanks for the valuable info.
[06:21] ---
Now it won't haunt me.
[06:29] ---
S-Sorry to make you wait.
[06:31] ---
Your face is all red.
And you're five minutes late.
[06:34] ---
I-I couldn't help it.
I had to get ready and stuff.
[06:38] ---
Get ready, huh...
[06:42] ---
Well, you sure are cute.
[06:44] ---
D-Don't tell me I'm cute.
[06:46] ---
Minus points for not wearing a miniskirt,
but since you have bare legs,
[06:49] ---
I can forgive you.
[06:50] ---
You can't look at just my legs, either!
[06:52] ---
Oh, that's right, your ID.
[06:55] ---
I thought about telling you I was gonna be late,
but I never got your ID.
[07:00] ---
Don't have one.
[07:01] ---
Eh?
[07:02] ---
I don't have a smartphone,
nor a flip-phone.
[07:04] ---
What do you mean?
I dun git dat at all!
[07:07] ---
How do you live!?
[07:08] ---
Do people without smartphones die?
[07:10] ---
They die!
[07:15] ---
Starting off with a yawn?
[07:17] ---
I haven't slept much.
[07:19] ---
Because you're looking forward to the date?
[07:20] ---
I was with everyone in the group chat
till past 2AM yesterday.
[07:24] ---
Then I watched funny animal videos,
until I noticed it was morning already.
[07:28] ---
That, and preparing for the date a bit.
[07:30] ---
Why don't you hurry and get sleep?
[07:32] ---
Everyone else was awake,
so I couldn't go to sleep before them!
[07:35] ---
You can watch funny animal videos
when you have time to kill, right?
[07:38] ---
Everyone said they already saw it.
[07:40] ---
I'm in trouble if I can't join in
on the conversation!
[07:42] ---
Rena-chan recommended them, you know?
[07:44] ---
Rena-chan again...
[07:46] ---
Oh right! My impressions!
[08:03] ---
Your eyes look dead, Senpai.
[08:05] ---
It's the same as usual.
[08:07] ---
So they're always dead?
[08:10] ---
For our closing act, we'll be attempting
a dive from the springboard!
[08:13] ---
That penguin over there
is a bit like you, Senpai.
[08:13] ---
It looks like one's sleeping...
[08:15] ---
We'll have this one give it his best.
[08:15] ---
Then are you that
energetic penguin over there?
[08:17] ---
Actually, the penguins become so engrossed
in eating that they often slip and fall.
[08:18] ---
I'm not that one.
[08:19] ---
I'm the penguin that follows the others.
[08:22] ---
Now, here we go. Three... Two... One...
[08:23] ---
It has a big butt, too.
[08:24] ---
I was being serious...
[08:26] ---
Success!
[08:27] ---
It looks like he's finally gotten up,
but the show's over now...
[08:32] ---
He's fine with everyone laughing at him.
Just like you, Senpai.
[08:40] ---
What's wrong?
[08:45] ---
You know...
[08:46] ---
I wasn't like this back in middle school.
[08:50] ---
It's a...
[08:52] ---
Bumpkin.
[08:53] ---
That's why I didn't want to show you!
[08:55] ---
Weren't you the one who showed me it?
[08:58] ---
Dad got relocated,
so I ended up moving here from Fukuoka.
[09:02] ---
I was in an unnoticed group in class,
[09:05] ---
so I thought, in Tokyo, they'd say I wasn't cool,
wouldn't make friends and get bullied.
[09:11] ---
So I did some research.
[09:13] ---
I wore makeup for the first time,
and got my hair done at a fancy salon.
[09:18] ---
I bought and wore clothes
from fashion magazines.
[09:21] ---
I worked on my accent, too.
[09:23] ---
And this is what I ended up with.
[09:25] ---
Do you not like who you are right now?
[09:29] ---
I like it. I like it a whole lot.
[09:32] ---
Then why agonize over it?
It's bothersome.
[09:36] ---
You're just being immature, thinking like
"This isn't who I really am," right?
[09:41] ---
Y-You're right, but...
[09:42] ---
- It's annoying.
- You're horrible!
[09:44] ---
No matter who you were before,
how you look right now is who you are.
[09:49] ---
No matter the reason, you ended up that way
because you wanted to and worked for it, right?
[09:53] ---
Y-Yeah.
[09:55] ---
And you like who you are now, right?
[09:58] ---
Yet you say, "This isn't who I really am"?
That's even more messed up.
[10:04] ---
I feel a bit frustrated,
because I feel like you talked me into this.
[10:08] ---
Let's go.
[10:09] ---
Come on, next is Enoshima, right?
[10:13] ---
Yup.
[10:18] ---
Someone you know?
[10:19] ---
A classmate, Yoneyama-san.
[10:22] ---
Yoneyama-san!
[10:26] ---
Koga-san...
[10:28] ---
A-And "came full circle and acceptable" senpai.
[10:32] ---
That sentiment really is spreading.
[10:35] ---
Sorry...
[10:37] ---
Are you looking for something?
[10:39] ---
Y-Yeah...
[10:40] ---
I'll look for it with you!
[10:42] ---
Y-You don't have to.
[10:43] ---
You're in Kashiba's group, Koga-san.
[10:46] ---
It's faster if the three of us look.
[10:49] ---
You heard Senpai.
[10:51] ---
Yeah.
[10:53] ---
I'm looking for a phone strap.
My friends and I got matching ones.
[10:57] ---
It has a jellyfish charm on it.
[10:59] ---
You're sure you dropped it
somewhere around here?
[11:02] ---
I-I'm sorry, I'm not sure of that, either.
[11:05] ---
You don't have to apologize.
[11:08] ---
Senpai is a strange guy, but he's not scary.
[11:11] ---
Yeah...
[11:12] ---
Isn't that it?
[11:15] ---
Wow!
[11:16] ---
Hey, hold on—
[11:17] ---
Koga-san!
[11:19] ---
Hurray!
[11:22] ---
Are you okay?
[11:23] ---
JUNE 30th
[11:28] ---
Did you catch a cold?
[11:29] ---
Senpai.
[11:32] ---
I heard from Rena.
[11:34] ---
I'm totally fine.
[11:35] ---
Want some mandarin oranges?
[11:38] ---
It's against school rules
to leave campus during class.
[11:41] ---
So you don't want it, I guess.
[11:44] ---
I'll eat it.
[11:45] ---
I can do the "say aah" thing, if you want.
[11:48] ---
It's hard to eat that way, so no.
[11:51] ---
Hey, Senpai. Why did you go along
with my unreasonable requests?
[11:56] ---
Because you were desperate
when you asked.
[11:58] ---
Even though you hardly know me?
[12:01] ---
We did kick each other's butts.
[12:03] ---
Sheesh, I'm asking a serious question.
[12:05] ---
But I did think you were
a good girl back then.
[12:08] ---
And because you're cute, to be honest.
[12:10] ---
There you go, joking again.
[12:13] ---
I don't know if I'd do the same
if you were ugly.
[12:16] ---
Guys are just like that.
[12:18] ---
I'm sure you would have, Senpai.
[12:21] ---
If you have a cold, just stay home.
[12:23] ---
If I stay home, I won't be able
to keep up with everyone's conversation.
[12:26] ---
After just a day?
[12:28] ---
That one day is life-threatening.
[12:30] ---
It's the same if you're sleeping
in the nurse's office.
[12:33] ---
Even now, I'm worried about everyone's opinion
of me since I'm in the nurse's office.
[12:38] ---
You're excessively self-conscious, Koga.
[12:40] ---
You're the strange one, Senpai.
[12:42] ---
Everyone looks at you funny
and makes fun of you.
[12:46] ---
How are you okay like that?
[12:47] ---
It's not like I live
for all of humanity to like me.
[12:51] ---
I want everyone to like me.
Or rather, I don't want them to hate me.
[12:56] ---
I don't mind if I only had one person.
[12:58] ---
Even if the whole world hated me,
I could keep living if that person needed me.
[13:09] ---
Here. A thank-you gift for a couple days ago.
[13:12] ---
Why canned peaches?
Because you have a peach-shaped butt?
[13:15] ---
No more perversion!
[13:16] ---
I think I'll savor this tonight,
imagining it's you.
[13:21] ---
Y-You dummy!
I'm telling you, my butt isn't that big!
[13:25] ---
Oh, come on, no need to be humble.
[13:27] ---
That doesn't sound right, either!
[13:31] ---
Senpai, how did things
with Sakurajima-senpai turn out?
[13:35] ---
Still no reply.
[13:36] ---
Wait, she hasn't rejected you yet?
[13:38] ---
If that whole loop thing didn't happen,
[13:40] ---
she'd say it's okay for us to start dating
during lunch break that day.
[13:44] ---
- You're kidding.
- It's true.
[13:46] ---
You've got to be kidding.
[13:48] ---
We're talking about Sakurajima-senpai here!
She's in show-biz!
[13:51] ---
Did she say she loved you?
[13:53] ---
She... hasn't said that yet.
[13:56] ---
See? It's just you, Senpai.
[13:59] ---
Next time I ask her out,
I'll try my best for her to tell me that.
[14:07] ---
What's up, Mai-san?
[14:09] ---
I thought you might want to hear my voice,
so I called you for your sake.
[14:13] ---
Actually, I was just thinking about you.
[14:16] ---
I hope you have your underwear on.
[14:18] ---
Though it's natural for you
to do things like that thinking about me.
[14:21] ---
I'm buck naked!
[14:22] ---
Y-You pervert!
[14:24] ---
I'm kidding.
[14:25] ---
I just got out of a bath,
so I'm only wearing underware.
[14:27] ---
Don't tell such stupid lies.
[14:29] ---
I might be indebted to you
on restless nights, though.
[14:34] ---
Yeah, yeah, do as you wish.
[14:36] ---
Anyway, how are things over there?
Was the date with your cute little girlfriend fun?
[14:40] ---
In a way, I suppose.
[14:42] ---
Oh...
[14:43] ---
What was the right answer to that question?
[14:47] ---
How about bolting out of your house
and coming down to Kagoshima to see me?
[14:51] ---
And when I do,
I need to hug you buck naked, right?
[14:53] ---
Such a mood killer.
[14:56] ---
Mai-san, is the filming fun?
[14:59] ---
It's fun.
[15:01] ---
Are there any jobs you want to do, Sakuta?
[15:03] ---
Well, I think I want
to be Santa Claus in the future.
[15:07] ---
Because he doesn't work
364 days out of the year?
[15:10] ---
You got me.
[15:11] ---
Say dumb things and you'll become dumb!
[15:14] ---
JULY 5th
[15:19] ---
Futaba.
[15:21] ---
Yo.
[15:22] ---
Kunimi...
[15:25] ---
Need something?
[15:27] ---
Sakuta's not in the classroom,
so I was wondering if he was here.
[15:31] ---
Isn't he with that first-year?
[15:33] ---
Oh, over there!
[15:35] ---
I'll let Azusagawa know if he shows up.
[15:37] ---
Futaba, you here?
[15:42] ---
Sorry to bother you.
[15:45] ---
Are you an idiot!? You must be an idiot!
Don't be oddly considerate of me!
[15:49] ---
Kunimi will catch on!
[15:51] ---
If he was going to notice with that,
he would've caught on long ago...
[15:55] ---
...to your feelings.
[15:57] ---
That'd be problematic.
[15:59] ---
You guys seem to be busy,
so I'll talk to you later, Sakuta!
[16:04] ---
He really was handsome as always.
[16:08] ---
So, what does Azusagawa
the not-so-handsome rascal want with me?
[16:12] ---
Yeah...
[16:13] ---
I haven't relived the same day since then,
so I was wondering what it actually was about.
[16:19] ---
Perhaps it's exactly what you said it was.
[16:22] ---
The first-year that is your
supposed girlfriend was Laplace's Demon.
[16:28] ---
She kept rolling the dice until
a future convenient to her occurred.
[16:34] ---
And...
[16:35] ---
Since she's satisfied with her current condition,
there's no need to relive it anymore.
[16:39] ---
But she's not aware of it at all.
[16:42] ---
If she was, that'd probably
make her a real demon.
[16:49] ---
Kamisato.
[16:52] ---
I thought I said this before,
about not getting close to Yuuma.
[16:56] ---
I think what you said was,
"Don't talk to him."
[17:00] ---
That's the same thing.
[17:02] ---
That, and what's with the girl
in the physics lab?
[17:04] ---
What is she to Yuuma?
They seem to be chatting often.
[17:08] ---
Why don't you ask Kunimi?
[17:09] ---
You're friends with her too, right?
[17:11] ---
Just answer me!
[17:13] ---
Why are you so irritated?
You constipated?
[17:16] ---
Die! Just die right now!
[17:19] ---
You really are the pits!
[17:22] ---
Get some dietary fiber!
[17:24] ---
JULY 6th
[17:27] ---
Kunimi, it's annoying, so I'll say this up front.
[17:31] ---
Your girlfriend picked a fight
with me again yesterday.
[17:33] ---
That's unfortunate.
[17:35] ---
You really have to choose
between me or her.
[17:38] ---
What is that not-so-ultimate ultimatum.
[17:42] ---
All right. I'll call her tonight about it.
[17:44] ---
Seriously, I'm counting on you.
[17:47] ---
Anyway, Sakuta...
[17:49] ---
Is the thing about you dating Koga for real?
[17:51] ---
For real.
[17:52] ---
Seriously?
[17:54] ---
Actually, it's more like a trial period.
[17:57] ---
Then I should have mentioned this yesterday...
[18:01] ---
It's about Koga.
[18:03] ---
What is it?
[18:05] ---
There are bad rumors about her.
[18:07] ---
Like how she's easy, a whore,
screwing you all the time, stuff like that.
[18:13] ---
What's up with that?
[18:14] ---
I found out from
the basketball team's group messages, too.
[18:18] ---
Sakuta, you asked about Yosuke-senpai
the other day, right?
[18:34] ---
Futaba, do you ever have thoughts like,
"What if, back then..."?
[18:38] ---
For you, that would be about your little sister?
[18:41] ---
Yeah. Is that bad?
[18:44] ---
It's not bad,
but I'd say it's not like you to do so.
[18:48] ---
It's not that I really want
to do everything over, per se.
[18:51] ---
I just want to stop thinking about "what if's",
since it's useless to think about them.
[18:57] ---
I see. That IS like you.
[19:00] ---
You know, Futaba...
[19:02] ---
What?
[19:03] ---
Would I have a chance of winning
[19:05] ---
against someone who's not only bigger than me,
but works out on an athletic team?
[19:10] ---
Who knows?
[19:11] ---
Humans aren't ordinary monkeys.
[19:13] ---
Maybe you can win if you used your brains?
[19:23] ---
This is Mai Sakurajima.
[19:25] ---
I just got back from Kagoshima.
Thought I'd let you know.
[19:37] ---
JULY 7th
[19:41] ---
I totally messed up my bangs!
Isn't it like terrible?
[19:49] ---
Don't have such a morbid look on your face.
[19:52] ---
Senpai...
[19:53] ---
Is that her?
[20:00] ---
First-years nowadays get it on often, huh?
[20:04] ---
Huh? Did you laugh at me?
[20:07] ---
I'm still laughing. What of it?
[20:09] ---
You messing with me?
[20:11] ---
No, I'm just making fun of you.
[20:14] ---
Senpai!
[20:23] ---
Huh? Ya wanna go?
[20:36] ---
You're not being fair!
[20:38] ---
No, that'd be you.
[20:42] ---
So uncool.
[20:43] ---
Who isn't cool!?
[20:44] ---
You should go wash your face.
[20:47] ---
Huh?
[20:48] ---
I stepped on some poop yesterday.
[20:56] ---
D-Don't mess with me!
[20:58] ---
You're the one messing with others.
[21:01] ---
If you don't want to attract attention,
don't do stupid stuff.
[21:05] ---
Your way of life is so uncool.
[21:07] ---
Senpai, that's enough!
[21:09] ---
No, I have to say one thing.
[21:12] ---
Getting screwed all the time?
Gimme a break!
[21:15] ---
I'm a virgin!
[21:26] ---
Wai— Sen—
[21:28] ---
Senpai, that's going too far!
[21:29] ---
Like I care!
[21:30] ---
That was going way too far!
[21:37] ---
I think I understand a bit
of what you said before, Senpai.
[21:41] ---
If the whole world was your enemy,
if one person needs you kinda thing.
[21:46] ---
"Kinda thing?"
At least remember things properly.
[21:50] ---
It really felt like I was your girlfriend.
Like I was being cherished.
[21:56] ---
I promised you that I would for the first term.
[21:58] ---
You normally wouldn't go so far
for the sake of a fake girlfriend.
[22:01] ---
I'm a perfectionist.
[22:03] ---
What's that? Mega lame!
[22:06] ---
What's that mean?
[22:07] ---
You can't even tell dat?
I meant boring.
[22:15] ---
Oh, it's from Rena.
[22:18] ---
She wrote, "I'm so disappointed
in Maesawa-senpai."
[22:20] ---
If some poop on his face makes her lose interest,
her admiration was just that superficial.
[22:26] ---
Oh, there's something I'd like to say.
[22:29] ---
- Bathroom break?
- No!
[22:32] ---
I-I've, um...
[22:36] ---
...never done anything like that.
[22:37] ---
Like what?
[22:40] ---
I'm still a virgin!
[22:45] ---
You're so horrible for laughing at me!
[22:48] ---
You thought I'd really believe a rumor like that?
[22:51] ---
I didn't, but I'd feel bad if you did, so...
[22:54] ---
But didn't you say you used
to have a boyfriend at some point?
[22:58] ---
I mean, everyone said they had boyfriends
back in middle school.
[23:02] ---
And they were like, "Of course you had one too,
right Tomoe?" kinda thing...
[23:04] ---
I see.
[23:05] ---
Besides, if I said I never dated anyone,
I thought you'd make a fool out of me.
[23:10] ---
What exactly are you fighting, Koga?
[23:12] ---
I don't know.
[23:15] ---
You know, Senpai...
[23:19] ---
How should I pay you back for all this?
[23:23] ---
Well, when all the lies are over,
you can be my friend.
[23:28] ---
It's fine if you don't want to.
[23:31] ---
No.
[23:33] ---
You're hopeless, so I'll be your best friend!
[24:56] ---
As expected of you, Sakuta.
You're such a rascal.
[24:57] ---
Next Time
#6 This World You Chose
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