E9 - We Made Tasty Food

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[00:12] Natsumi
    Nee-chan.
[00:15] Komari
    What?
[00:15] Natsumi
    I guess we're going to the
    department store. Wanna come?
[00:20] Komari
    I'll pass.
[00:22] Natsumi
    Are you sure?
[00:24] Natsumi
    Can you stay home all by your widdle self?
[00:27] Komari
    You're making fun of me, aren't you?
[00:30] Natsumi
    You might get attacked
    by ghosts or something.
[00:32] Komari
    Okay, listen!
[00:33] Komari
    "Ghosts" are just silly
    explanations people give for fun
[00:36] Komari
    when a lot of coincidences happen at once!
[00:39] Komari
    Why would I be afraid of
    something that's made up?
[00:42] Komari
    I'm not a child!
[00:44] Komari
    In fact, I'm your older sister!
[00:47] Komari
    Don't treat me like I'm stupid!
[00:49] Natsumi
    I didn't expect you to
    take it that seriously.
[00:52] Natsumi
    Well, watch out for ghosts, then.
[00:54] Komari
    It's still daytime! There won't be any!
[00:57] Natsumi
    But zashiki warashi come out
    during the day, don't they?
[01:01] Natsumi
    Well, see ya later.
[01:06] Komari
    Sheesh...
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[02:54] Komari
    I'm hungry.
[03:00] Komari
    I swear, that Natsumi...
[03:03] Komari
    She treats me like a little kid.
[03:05] Komari
    There's not gonna be any gho—
[03:15] Komari
    You can't fool me!
[03:17] Komari
    Ghosts don't come out during
    the day. That's nonsense.
[03:26] Komari
    E-Eek!
[03:29] Komari
    A weasel got into the house!
[03:32] Konomi
    Crazy that we ran into each other
    on the street like this, huh?
[03:36] Konomi
    Were you two out playing?
[03:38] Hotaru
    Well, we were thinking of
    inviting you guys to join us.
[03:41] Konomi
    Oh, then why don't I call the
    others and see if they can come?
[03:45] Hotaru
    I'd appreciate that.
[03:47] Komari
    I can't believe it got away...
[03:50] Komari
    I should've closed the kitchen door.
[03:54] Komari
    Where'd it go?
[03:57] Komari
    J-Just the phone...
[04:00] Komari
    Jeez, don't scare me like that.
[04:04] Komari
    Hello?
[04:06] Konomi
    Aw, I lost my signal.
[04:09] Konomi
    I guess it'll be hard to
    call them from the road.
[04:11] Hotaru
    My house is close. We can
    call them from there.
[04:15] Renge
    Yeah, let's go.
[04:17] Komari
    A silent call?
[04:20] Komari
    Who would do that?
[04:22] Komari
    But... I can't be bothered
    with that right now.
[04:27] Komari
    I didn't think...
[04:28] Komari
    you'd show yourself to me like this!
[04:32] Komari
    Stay there, stay there...
[04:35] Komari
    Don't move...
[04:41] Hotaru
    I'll go get us something to drink.
[04:44] Konomi
    Okay.
[04:45] Konomi
    I'll call Komari-chan.
[04:48] Renge
    Hey, hey, Konomi-nee, are you
    watching that one thing?
[04:52] Konomi
    What thing?
[04:53] Renge
    The TV show with lots of dogs.
[04:56] Renge
    It had puppies, too. It was really cute!
[05:00] Konomi
    Oh, that?
[05:02] Komari
    Wh-Why is this weasel
    standing perfectly still?
[05:06] Komari
    Don't you know the first one
    to move loses? So just move!
[05:12] Komari
    Th-The phone again?
[05:15] Komari
    That prank call earlier,
    and now this? Who is it?
[05:17] Komari
    I'm coming...
[05:20] Komari
    Hello?
[05:21] Konomi
    I'm watching.
[05:24] Komari
    W-Wait... Was that silent call earlier...
[05:28] Komari
    one of the daytime ghosts
    Natsumi was talking about?
[05:31] Komari
    And there's a weasel watching me,
    just like this call said...
[05:44] Komari
    I get it now!
[05:45] Komari
    You're some kind of ghost weasel
    that sends messages via phone?!
[05:49] Komari
    No! This is just a bunch
    of coincidences at once!
[05:52] Komari
    There's no such thing as ghosts!
[05:54] Komari
    Natsumi would laugh at me for this!
[05:57] Komari
    I'm gonna catch you, no matter what!
[06:06] Komari
    Ow...
[06:29] Natsumi
    I see.
[06:30] Natsumi
    So after all those things happened,
    you decided to hide here.
[06:36] Natsumi
    I get it now.
[06:38] Natsumi
    This is how zashiki warashi stories happen.
[06:41] Komari
    I'm not a warashi!
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[07:12] Natsumi
    Why are you making that face while knitting?
[07:14] Komari
    Huh? Was I making a weird face?
[07:17] Natsumi
    Super weird.
[07:19] Natsumi
    What's wrong? Did something happen?
[07:21] Komari
    Well...
[07:23] Komari
    Hotaru and I agreed we'd knit
    a present for each other...
[07:29] Komari
    But we're supposed to exchange them
    today, and I can't get anything done.
[07:33] Komari
    Do something, Natsumi!
[07:35] Komari
    I helped you with your homework last time!
[07:38] Natsumi
    Uh, I don't know what you
    want me to do about it...
[07:43] Natsumi
    You've got a whole pile of
    knitted things on the floor.
[07:46] Natsumi
    What about them?
[07:47] Komari
    They're... the ones I
    did manage to finish...
[07:50] Natsumi
    Hey, you did get something made, then.
[07:53] Natsumi
    What's this?
[07:54] Komari
    Uh, it's a sweater...
[07:57] Natsumi
    Yeah? Can I try it on?
[07:59] Komari
    S-Sure.
[08:07] Natsumi
    Huh?
[08:09] Natsumi
    There's no hole to put my head through.
[08:13] Komari
    Yeah. I forgot to make one.
[08:17] Natsumi
    Come on!
[08:18] Natsumi
    This isn't a sweater! It's long johns!
[08:20] Natsumi
    I just wore long johns on my head!
[08:23] Komari
    It's not long johns! It's a sweater!
[08:26] Komari
    I was trying to make a sweater!
[08:28] Komari
    If Hotaru sees this, my dignity as
    her senpai will be shattered...
[08:33] Natsumi
    Huh? Uh, I don't think you
    had that to begin with...
[08:38] Hotaru
    Senpai!
[08:43] Hotaru
    I'm here.
[08:45] Komari
    Oh... G-Good morning.
[08:47] Komari
    Uh, so... about the knitting...
[08:50] Hotrau
    Yeah!
[08:52] Hotaru
    I made a sweater for you, Senpai!
[08:55] Hotaru
    Oh, and that's not all I made!
[08:57] Hotaru
    I made a knit hat and some mittens, too!
[09:01] Komari
    W-Wow, you made so much...
[09:03] Komari
    I'm... so happy. Thank you, Hotaru.
[09:07] Hotaru
    Really?!
[09:08] Hotaru
    I'm so glad you like them!
[09:13] Komari
    Natsumi, help!
[09:16] Natsumi
    Huh?
[09:18] Natsumi
    Uh... You sure are good
    at knitting, Hotarun.
[09:23] Natsumi
    But you know what?
    My sister's right up there, too!
[09:27] Natsumi
    She made all kinds of things for you!
[09:30] Hotaru
    What? Really?
[09:32] Natsumi
    But of course!
[09:33] Natsumi
    Like this!
[09:35] Natsumi
    What do you think it is?
    It looks like a sweater, right?
[09:39] Komari
    W-Wait... She's not gonna say
    it's long johns, is she?!
[09:41] Natsumi
    It's actually... fluffy leggings
    that'll keep you warm even in winter!
[09:46] Hotaru
    L-Leggings? Those seem like
    they'd be hard to make...
[09:50] Natsumi
    Yes! Since they're made of yarn,
    they're the perfect leg warmers!
[09:55] Hotaru
    Oh, wow!
[09:57] Hotaru
    Senpai, are you sure I can have these?
[10:00] Komari
    Huh? Uh, yeah... If you
    want them, they're yours.
[10:14] Natsumi
    And that's not all!
[10:17] Natsumi
    Nee-chan's got lots of other
    things here for you, too!
[10:20] Natsumi
    The next item to jump out of
    this pile of knitting is...
[10:23] Natsumi
    This!
[10:30] Natsumi
    Uh... What is this?
[10:32] Hotaru
    Um... What is...
[10:35] Natsumi
    Er... It's, um... a ball...
[10:39] Natsumi
    No, actually, it's...
[10:45] Natsumi
    The top part of Tsutenkaku.
[10:54] Natsumi
    I'm kidding! It's a ball!
[10:56] Natsumi
    You have a dog, right?
[10:59] Natsumi
    It's a ball meant to be a dog toy!
[11:01] Natsumi
    But you don't want it to
    get stuck in his throat,
[11:03] Natsumi
    so just use it as a decoration
    that looks like a dog toy!
[11:07] Hotaru
    Uh... so... the Tsutenkaku thing...
[11:10] Natsumi
    That was just a joke!
[11:12] Natsumi
    It doesn't look anything like
    the top of Tsutenkaku, right?
[11:15] Natsumi
    If you take a joke like that seriously,
[11:17] Natsumi
    my pain will mount as high
    as Tsutenkaku itself!
[11:20] Hotaru
    Uh-huh...
[11:21] Natsumi
    So... uh...
[11:27] Natsumi
    We've still got more knitted goods!
[11:30] Komari
    Huh?!
[11:30] Natsumi
    The last thing I have to show you is...
[11:32] Natsumi
    Gimme something to bounce
    back from that last one!
[11:37] Natsumi
    This!
[11:42] Natsumi
    Yep. We're done.
[11:45] Hotaru
    Uh... What is it?
[11:48] Natsumi
    Um, it's...
[11:50] Natsumi
    A scarf! Yeah! It's a scarf!
[11:53] Natsumi
    A cutting-edge scarf with a bunch of tube
    bits that let in air for insulation!
[11:59] Natsumi
    Um... ah...
[12:03] Komari
    Hotaru!
[12:05] Komari
    The thing is...
[12:08] Komari
    I really tried to knit some things,
[12:11] Komari
    but none of them came out right.
[12:13] Komari
    The thing she called "leggings" was supposed
    to be a sweater, but I messed it up.
[12:20] Komari
    So, Hotaru... I'm sorry I didn't tell you!
[12:28] Hotaru
    But... you did make all these
    by yourself, didn't you?
[12:34] Hotaru
    Just knitting one thing
    takes such a long time.
[12:39] Hotaru
    I'm really happy just knowing
    you made all these for me!
[12:44] Hotaru
    Thank you, Senpai!
[12:49] Komari
    H-Hotaru!
[12:50] Hotaru
    Okay, next time you knit something,
    let's do it together.
[12:54] Hotaru
    I can show you what to do if
    it's something I know about.
[12:57] Komari
    O-Okay!
[13:00] Komari
    Sorry for asking you to do
    all that, too, Natsumi.
[13:03] Natsumi
    Nah. Of course I'm gonna help out
    my big sister when she needs it.
[13:08] Natsumi
    It's fine.
[13:10] Natsumi
    Now, about those long johns!
[13:13] Hotaru
    Huh? Long johns?
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[13:36] Komari
    So...
[13:38] Komari
    I was thinking of making our dinner tonight.
[13:50] Natsumi
    What?! So we don't get any dinner tonight?!
[13:53] Komari
    Why are you already ruling out eating it?!
[13:56] Natsumi
    Well, I mean,
[13:58] Natsumi
    you just tried to make gratin
    not long ago and destroyed it!
[14:01] Natsumi
    You forgot to season it,
    and it just tasted burnt!
[14:03] Natsumi
    It was flavorless burn-tin!
[14:05] Natsumi
    Have you forgotten that?!
[14:06] Komari
    N-No, I remember it, but...
[14:10] Komari
    I just forgot to add some
    seasoning, that's all.
[14:13] Komari
    And I thought the charred parts
    would make it more savory...
[14:18] Natsumi
    Carbonized and savory aren't the same!
[14:20] Natsumi
    O-Okay, then, you can just
    have Nii-chan help you.
[14:24] Natsumi
    Then it should be safe.
[14:25] Komari
    No! When he helps, he just
    does everything by himself!
[14:30] Komari
    It's no fun that way!
[14:31] Natsumi
    Don't destroy an entire meal
    of Natsumi-chan's for fun!
[14:35] Yukiko
    What's all the yelling about, you two?
[14:38] Natsumi
    Nee-chan is trying to poison us all!
[14:41] Natsumi
    Please help!
[14:42] Yukiko
    Oh, so Komari's cooking?
[14:45] Yukiko
    Sounds good to me.
[14:46] Natsumi
    What?!
[14:48] Natsumi
    Your own daughter is trying to
    poison your other daughter!
[14:51] Natsumi
    Even a growing girl can't handle poison!
[14:53] Komari
    Oh, and Mom, don't try to help me, okay?
[14:57] Komari
    I wanna do it myself.
[14:59] Yukiko
    Fine, fine. I won't help you.
[15:01] Yukiko
    Anyway, Natsumi, could you pass
    this bulletin on to the neighbors?
[15:05] Natsumi
    Uh... I have homework, though...
[15:09] Yukiko
    You decide to show an interest
    in your homework now?
[15:14] Yukiko
    All right, fine. Nii-chan, would you?
[15:18] Yukiko
    Okay, I'm going to do the laundry.
[15:20] Natsumi
    Her whole family's dinner is in danger,
    and she shirks all responsibility...
[15:24] Natsumi
    And she calls herself a mother?
[15:27] Komari
    Look, you're belittling me
    way too much, even for you.
[15:31] Natsumi
    Huh? I thought I was actually holding back.
[15:35] Komari
    No, you were belittling me a lot!
[15:39] Komari
    Okay, then! If that's what
    you think, just watch!
[15:42] Komari
    I'm gonna make an amazing meal this
    time and show you what I can do!
[15:46] Natsumi
    Oh, man. Nothing ever goes
    well after a line like that.
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[16:11] Natsumi
    I'm bored. What should I do?
[16:17] Komari
    Oh, it's pretty late already.
[16:20] Komari
    I need to start working on dinner.
[16:24] Komari
    What should I make?
[16:26] Komari
    Something original that'll
    surprise Natsumi...
[16:31] Komari
    I should start with an appetizer,
    like in French cuisine.
[16:35] Komari
    Some hors d'oeuvres!
[16:37] Komari
    And I can put a Japanese spin
    on it by using gyoza...
[16:43] Komari
    Those are hard to make, though...
[16:46] Komari
    Oh, I need to see what
    ingredients we have first.
[16:56] Komari
    Curry it is, then.
[16:58] Komari
    I-It's not like I'm compromising.
    Everyone likes curry.
[17:03] Komari
    And it comes in lots of different types,
[17:05] Komari
    so if I just make my idea of
    perfect curry, it'll be fine!
[17:09] Komari
    Okay, I'll start cutting
    the vegetables first.
[17:35] Komari
    Darn it! I hate onions!
    They're killing my eyes!
[17:39] Komari
    I can't even hum anymore!
[17:42] Komari
    Fine. I'll just put the
    onions in and nothing else.
[17:46] Komari
    That took a lot of effort.
    I'm sure they'll understand.
[17:49] Komari
    Huh?
[17:51] Komari
    The curry pot's already out.
[17:54] Komari
    Isn't this yesterday's meat and potato stew?
[17:57] Komari
    That's it! I can use this!
[18:00] Komari
    It already has basically
    everything that goes in curry!
[18:03] Komari
    I can just heat it up!
[18:05] Komari
    This'll work!
[18:07] Komari
    Wh-What a fantastic idea!
[18:09] Komari
    Even a pro wouldn't have come up with that!
[18:12] Komari
    The sweetness of the stew
    will make the curry richer!
[18:15] Komari
    It's a dream collaboration!
[18:17] Komari
    And to make it even richer, I can add
    honey... except we don't have any, so...
[18:21] Komari
    All right! I'll put in a ton of sugar!
[18:24] Komari
    I have a feeling this is gonna be amazing!
[18:27] Komari
    Sugar, sugar... huh? The sugar's gone...
[18:31] Komari
    That's weird. Where's the sugar?
[18:34] Natsumi
    Wow, the sugar's attracting a ton of ants.
[18:38] Komari
    This isn't good.
[18:40] Komari
    I can't make amazing curry without sugar.
[18:45] Komari
    What do I do? If there's no sugar...
[18:48] Komari
    I have to make an amazing meal,
[18:51] Komari
    or Natsumi will just make fun of me...
[18:55] Komari
    Wait a minute.
[18:56] Komari
    Curry filled with sugar?
    Would that even be good?
[19:01] Komari
    Actually, why did I decide to cook at all?
[19:04] Komari
    I wanted to make something
    great and show up Natsumi,
[19:07] Komari
    but if it tastes bad, there's no point...
[19:12] Komari
    Huh? What's that smell?
[19:14] Komari
    Oh, no! There's smoke coming from the pot!
[19:17] Komari
    G-G-G-Gotta do something! Um, um! Fire!
[19:23] Yukiko
    What on earth are you doing?
[19:25] Yukiko
    It's only a little scorched.
[19:27] Yukiko
    All you need to do is turn off the heat.
[19:29] Yukiko
    This amount of charring is no big deal.
[19:31] Yukiko
    Just put water in it,
[19:33] Yukiko
    then add the curry roux, and you're done.
[19:36] Yukiko
    On low heat.
[19:38] Yukiko
    Well, I'll be in the living room.
[19:40] Yukiko
    Call me if you need anything.
[19:45] Komari
    M-Mom!
[19:52] Komari
    I want to make really good curry...
    so I'd like your help after all.
[19:58] Yukiko
    Of course.
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[21:11] Komari
    Here you go! Dinner is served!
[21:16] Natsumi
    Well, it looks like curry...
[21:20] Komari
    What? Aren't you going to eat?
[21:22] Natsumi
    I mean, I'll eat it, but...
[21:29] Natsumi
    I-It's curry!
[21:31] Natsumi
    Nee-chan made it, but it
    actually tastes like curry!
[21:34] Komari
    It doesn't "taste like" curry. It is curry.
[21:36] Natsumi
    Did you do something to it?
[21:37] Komari
    Not really.
[21:38] Komari
    I just made some good curry.
[21:40] Natsumi
    That doesn't answer my question!
[21:42] Natsumi
    Also, is there more?!
[21:44] Komari
    There is, but I haven't had any
    yet, so don't eat it all now!
[21:59] Komari
    Yum!
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[23:30] Hikage
    Sweet! I got more New Year's
    money than I thought!
[23:34] Hikage
    Now I can live like the Tokyo bourgeoisie!
[23:36] Kaede
    I do have New Year's money
    for you, actually...
[23:39] Renge
    I just realized something.
[23:40] Hikage
    Oh, did you now, Renge-dono?
[23:42] Renge
    Rattle, rattle.
[23:43] Hikage
    Oh, Director!
[23:44] Renge
    Time to operate!
[23:45] Hikage
    It's snowing like crazy!
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