E7 - It Was a Thrilling Autumn

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[00:04] Kazuho
    So, as I've been saying for a while,
SIGN    Parents' Day
[00:07] Kazuho
    tomorrow is Parents' Day.
[00:09] Kazuho
    Be sure to show your parents the
    print-outs I just gave you.
[00:13] Komari
    Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
[00:15] Hotaru
    I'll have to study a lot so
    they see me at my best.
[00:17] Renge
    Every day is like Parents' Day for me,
[00:21] Renge
    so it doesn't feel that special.
[00:23] Kazuho
    True, since your big sister's always here.
[00:25] Renge
    Then can I invite Candy Store, too?
[00:27] Renge
    That'll make it feel special!
[00:30] Kazuho
    Hmm... Do you think she'd show up?
[00:32] Kazuho
    Anyway, that's what's going on...
SIGN    Nonstop
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    It Was a Thrilling Autumn
[02:16] Kazuho
    Uh, Parents' Day hasn't even started yet.
[02:20] Kazuho
    Why do you look so burned out?
[02:22] Natsumi
    I was just thinking about what my mom will
    do when she sees my current status...
[02:28] Natsumi
    I should've tried to make sure I'd be
    able to answer questions in class.
[02:33] Kazuho
    Well, what will be will be.
[02:36] Kazuho
    You only have yourself to
    blame for not studying.
[02:40] Kazuho
    Okay, that does it for our closing.
[02:42] Kazuho
    Do your best tomorrow, everyone.
[02:44] Natsumi
    Oh, also, when I told Mom you
    sleep during study periods,
[02:49] Natsumi
    she said she might bring
    lightning down on you, too,
[02:51] Natsumi
    depending on what happens
    during Parents' Day.
[02:54] Kazuho
    What's Yukiko-san going to do when
    she sees my current status?
[02:59] Kazuho
    I should've taught our classes properly.
[03:02] Natsumi
    I guess we'll be in the same boat tomorrow.
[03:04] Natsumi
    Kazu-nee! Maybe you should come up with
[03:07] Natsumi
    the questions for tomorrow's class now
    and tell me what they're gonna be!
[03:11] Kazuho
    Ah, of course!
[03:13] Kazuho
    And if you're able to answer them,
[03:15] Kazuho
    she'll say I'm doing a good
    job of teaching, too!
[03:33] Kazuho
    Natsumi-kun, for whatever
    it's worth, I am a teacher.
[03:36] Kazuho
    I can't rig Parents' Day like that.
[03:39] Natsumi
    You sounded like you were
    all for it a minute ago!
[03:42] Kazuho
    Anyway, let's all commit to our studies
    fair and square for tomorrow!
[03:45] Kazuho
    I'll be here to help!
[03:47] Natsumi
    R-Right! Got it!
[03:49] Kazuho
    Natsumi, take out your textbook!
[03:50] Natsumi
    Okay!
[03:51] Kazuho
    We'll start with Japanese!
[03:52] Komari
    Can the rest of us go home?
[03:53] Natsumi
    Right!
[03:54] Hotaru
    I-I'm not sure...
SIGN    Asahigaoka Branch School
[04:02] Renge
    Candy Store, the classroom's this way!
[04:04] Kaede
    I know. I graduated from here, remember?
[04:07] Kazuho
    Thanks a lot for taking
    the time to come here.
[04:10] Kazuho
    Our parents suddenly came down with colds.
[04:13] Kaede
    Oh, it's no big deal.
[04:15] Kaede
    Just buy something from the store
    sometime, and we'll call it even.
[04:18] Kazuho
    Sure.
[04:19] Kaede
    By the way, I heard Yukiko-san
    would be here watching today.
[04:24] Kazuho
    Well, I gave Natsumi some real Spartan
    training yesterday, so it'll be fine.
[04:29] Kaede
    Really?
[04:30] Kazuho
    Yeah, surprisingly enough,
[04:32] Kazuho
    Natsumi actually has a pretty good memory.
[04:35] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Happy Henry lives beside Boron Cottage!
[04:38] (Flashback) Kazuho
    You're a genius!
[04:40] Kaede
    Well, she does remember some
    of the weirdest things...
[04:43] Yukiko
    Kazu-chan! Good morning!
[04:46] Yukiko
    This will be my first time
    seeing you teach your class.
[04:49] Kazuho
    Speak of the devil...
[04:50] Yukiko
    Hm? What was that?
[04:52] Kazuho
    Uh, nothing!
[04:53] Kazuho
    A-Anyway, Yukiko-san,
    Natsumi here sure is amazing.
[04:57] Kazuho
    I was helping her study a bit, and she
    just breezed through the questions!
[05:02] Kazuho
    I think she might just be a genius.
[05:04] Yukiko
    Oh, really? Then I guess I should
    expect to be impressed today!
[05:08] Kazuho
    O-Of course!
[05:10] Kazuho
    We'll show you Natsumi at her best!
[05:13] Kazuho
    Right, Natsumi?
[05:14] Natsumi
    Right...
[05:15] Kazuho
    Uh-oh.
[05:16] Kazuho
    Ah... S-Sorry! I need to
    see Natsumi for a moment!
[05:21] Kazuho
    Okay, Natsumi, what's wrong?
[05:23] Natsumi
    When I woke up this morning,
[05:25] Natsumi
    everything we went over yesterday
    had vanished from my memory.
[05:29] Kazuho
    Huh?!
[05:30] Natsumi
    Maybe all that happened yesterday
    was just a dream...
[05:34] Kazuho
    It wasn't! It wasn't a dream!
SIGN    Grade 8 Class 1
SIGN    +Grade 1
    
    +Grade 7
    
    +Grade 9
    
    +Grade 5
[05:42] Kazuho
    O-Okay, then, let's start class.
[05:46] Kazuho
    Since everyone's in different grades,
    we'll divide up by grade.
SIGN    New Japanese
    Elementary
[05:51] Renge
    The whale flew through the sky...
[05:55] Renge
    I read my book!
[05:57] Kaede
    Wow...
[05:58] Hotaru
    A cube whose sides measure
    five centimeters...
[06:07] Komari
    Um... Iron and sulfur combine
    to form iron sulfide.
[06:12] Kazuho
    Okay, now for the last
    class, seventh grade.
[06:18] Kazuho
    Natsumi, which subject do
    you think you can handle?
[06:20] Natsumi
    I don't think I can do any of them.
[06:28] Kazuho
    O-Okay, why don't we start with
    single-digit multiplication?
[06:33] Kazuho
    Oh, man... Yukiko-san's
    face is looking grim...
[06:37] Kazuho
    I know this isn't a problem
    to give a seventh grader.
[06:42] Kazuho
    But I have to give her one she can
    answer for sure to get her started!
[06:47] Kazuho
    She looks pretty confident about this, too!
[06:50] Kazuho
    Okay, Natsumi-kun! Recite the eights table!
[06:57] Natsumi
    Eight times one is eight.
[06:59] Natsumi
    Eight times two is sixteen.
[07:02] Natsumi
    Eight times three is...
[07:03] Natsumi
    is... is...
[07:06] Natsumi
    is...
[07:08] Natsumi
    Not the eights! Anything but the eights!
[07:11] Kazuho
    Or the threes, apparently...
[07:12] Renge
    It's 24!
[07:16] Kazuho
    Now, Ren-chon, it's Natsumi's
    turn right now.
[07:20] Natsumi
    Y-Yeah!
[07:21] Natsumi
    I was just about to answer, too.
[07:23] Renge
    I-I couldn't help myself!
[07:26] Both
    Nice one!
[07:27] Kazuho
    What next?
[07:28] Natsumi
    C-Catching trout by hand?
[07:31] Kazuho
    That's not a class subject!
[07:32] Natsumi
    Tell me... what does Mom's face look like?
[07:35] Kazuho
    Sh-She's mad! Furious!
[07:37] Natsumi
    Sh-She is?!
[07:39] Natsumi
    Th-Then I have to answer something
    and get her in a better mood!
[07:42] Kazuho
    Okay, got it!
[07:45] Kazuho
    Music!
[07:46] Kazuho
    What is this symbol called?!
[07:47] Natsumi
    Magatama?! I have no idea!
[07:49] Kazuho
    Science!
[07:50] Kazuho
    What rule is represented by this gesture?!
[07:52] Natsumi
    The trick to never losing
    at rock-paper-scissors?!
[07:55] Natsumi
    I don't know!
[07:56] Kazuho
    Translate this English!
[07:57] Natsumi
    I may have been wild in
    the past, but I still...
[08:02] Kazuho
    Why aren't you saying "I don't know"?!
[08:04] Natsumi
    S-So... how does Mom look?
[08:12] Kazuho
    Sh-She's smiling!
[08:14] Natsumi
    Smiling?!
[08:15] Kazuho
    Yeah, she's smiling.
[08:16] Natsumi
    She's smiling, huh?
[08:18] Kazuho
    What now, Natsumi?
[08:20] Kazuho
    What do you want to do?
[08:26] Natsumi
    Just cut off my head and
    ring the gong right now.
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
[08:53] Kazuho
    It's a bit early, but let's have lunch now.
[08:57] Kazuho
    The parents will be joining
    us in making curry.
[09:00] Kazuho
    Right this way to the home ec room.
[09:03] Kazuho
    Ah, Yukiko-san, thank you
    again for coming today!
[09:06] Kazuho
    I appreciate you making the trip.
[09:08] Kazuho
    But more importantly, you got to
    see Natsumi in action today.
[09:13] Kazuho
    What did you think?
    Didn't she do wonderfully?
[09:18] Kazuho
    She did poorly?
[09:22] Kazuho
    No dice, huh?
SIGN    Nonstop
[09:51] Shiori
    Oh, it's Renge-chan.
[09:54] Renge
    I came to play. Can you play now?
[09:57] Shiori
    I can!
[09:59] Mom
    Oh, Shiori, is this the girl
    who played with you before?
[10:02] Shiori
    Mama, this is Renge-chan.
[10:05] Mom
    Thank you for bringing Shiori
    home when she was lost.
[10:08] Renge
    You're welcome.
[10:10] Shiori
    Mama, can I go play with her?
[10:12] Mom
    Of course. Just stay close to home
    so you don't get lost again.
[10:20] Shiori
    I'm gonna have a baby sister soon.
[10:22] Renge
    Really?
[10:24] Renge
    What do you want to do?
[10:26] Shiori
    Go for a walk.
[10:28] Range
    Walks are nice.
    There's a place nearby here...
[10:31] Shiori
    Not for me. I'm taking this for a walk.
[10:40] Shiori
    I'm taking this for a walk!
[10:44] Renge
    I see. That was a higher level of
    conversation than I was ready for.
[10:48] Renge
    I'd like to know more.
[10:51] Shiori
    Well...
[10:52] Shiori
    I can't have a dog at home,
    so this is my pet.
[10:56] Shiori
    Since it's nice out, we're going for a walk.
[10:58] Renge
    Now I get it.
[11:00] Renge
    If it's your pet, did you give it a name?
[11:03] Shiori
    Not yet.
[11:04] Renge
    Okay, then, I'll name it!
[11:10] Renge
    Dumpling.
[11:12] Shiori
    That's cute!
[11:13] Shiori
    Starting today, your name is Dumpling!
[11:20] Renge
    Dumpling?!
[11:22] Renge
    Y-You shouldn't kick it if it's your pet!
[11:25] Shiori
    It's my pet, but it's still a ball.
[11:27] Renge
    G-Good point...
[11:29] Renge
    I guess I lost my composure.
[11:32] Shiori
    Okay, let's toss the ball back and forth.
[11:34] Renge
    You got it!
[11:52] Shiori
    Why does the ball stop by itself
    when it's done rolling?
[11:59] Renge
    Where did that come from?!
[12:01] Shiori
    I can't stay still when people tell me to,
[12:05] Shiori
    but Dumpling can roll all
    that way and then stop.
[12:09] Shiori
    Even though it's so round...
[12:17] Renge
    Yes, I can see why you'd have
    your suspicions about that.
[12:22] Renge
    I'll solve this riddle for you.
[12:24] Shiori
    Yay!
[12:26] Renge
    I just learned the term
    "air resistance" not long ago.
[12:30] Renge
    And right after that...
[12:32] Renge
    I also learned the term "friction."
[12:35] Shiori
    Masatsu (friction)! I know what that is!
[12:37] Renge
    You know what friction is?
    Not bad, Shiori-chin.
[12:42] Shiori
    I ate one yesterday!
[12:43] Renge
    You ate friction?!
[12:45] (Flashback) Mom
    Shiori, here's a sweet
    potato (satsuma imo).
[12:48] (Flashback) Shiori
    Yay! Masatsu imo!
[12:50] Shiori
    It was so sweet and yummy!
[12:52] Renge
    It's sweet?!
[12:53] Renge
    What gave you the idea to eat friction?
[12:57] Shiori
    Because... it's fall.
[12:59] Renge
    Because... it's fall?
[13:03] Renge
    Well, whatever.
[13:05] Renge
    Anyway, there's friction between
    Dumpling and the ground,
[13:08] Renge
    and that makes Dumpling stop.
[13:10] Shiori
    That's not right. You dig up
    masatsu out of the ground.
[13:15] Renge
    Wha...
[13:17] Renge
    You know what? Let's stop
    talking about this.
[13:21] Renge
    I guess I didn't understand friction
    as well as I thought I did.
[13:25] Shiori
    Okay.
[13:26] Shiori
    Then why do balls fall down
    after you throw them up?
[13:30] Renge
    Because Earth pulls them down.
[13:32] Shiori
    Does Earth have hands?
[13:35] Renge
    Earth is perfectly round,
    just like Dumpling.
[13:39] Renge
    But it pulls things toward it
    with a force we can't see.
[13:42] Renge
    I read about it in a science book.
[13:44] Shiori
    Earth is perfectly round,
    just like Dumpling?
[13:47] Renge
    That's right.
[13:48] Shiori
    Oh...
[13:57] Shiori
    But it's kind of bumpy where the lines are,
[14:00] Shiori
    so it's not perfectly round.
[14:07] Renge
    When you put it that way,
[14:09] Renge
    Earth has mountains and oceans
    and stuff, so it's bumpy, too.
[14:14] Renge
    Which means... it's not perfectly round!
[14:18] Shiori
    Then what is perfectly round?
[14:21] Renge
    I read about that in a science book, too.
[14:24] Renge
    No matter how smooth something is,
[14:26] Renge
    if you look through a microscope,
    it's actually bumpy!
[14:30] Shiori
    So I've never actually seen
    anything perfectly round?
[14:34] Renge
    That's what it means.
[14:42] Shiori
    What does "round" mean, anyway?
[15:34] Natsumi
    Hey, it's Ren-chon and her friend.
[15:36] Natsumi
    What're you up to? Tossing a ball?
[15:39] Renge
    We were debating the statement that a
    perfectly round object doesn't exist.
[15:44] Natsumi
    That's a pretty high-level conversation...
SIGN    Nonstop
[16:02] Natsumi
    Ren-chon!
[16:08] Natsumi
    What're you doing?
[16:10] Renge
    I was catching crabs.
[16:13] Natsumi
    Oh, that's right. You caught one
    in summer, but you let it go,
[16:16] Natsumi
    since it was so hot.
[16:18] Renge
    Yeah. But is it better now?
[16:21] Natsumi
    Well, I guess this would be
    a better time to keep one.
[16:24] Natsumi
    You gave that other crab
    a name, didn't you?
[16:27] Natsumi
    I think it was, uh... Medicine!
[16:31] Renge
    It was Salt!
[16:32] Natsumi
    Wow, that got your attention.
[16:33] Renge
    I was catching them again
    because it's cooler now.
[16:36] Renge
    I'll keep this Salt until summer,
[16:39] Renge
    and when it gets hot, I'll let him go.
[16:41] Natsumi
    Oh, you're giving this one the same name?
[16:44] Natsumi
    I'll let you use our old fish tank, then.
[16:47] Renge
    Wow! Really?
[16:49] Natsumi
    Sure. Come with me to my house.
[17:00] Natsumi
    Let's see... I think it was under here...
[17:05] Natsumi
    Oh, there it is.
[17:07] Renge
    That's a huge tank.
[17:09] Natsumi
    Hey, I know. Why don't we use
    a different kind of filter
[17:13] Natsumi
    to make it a more authentic setup?
[17:14] Renge
    Filter? Like the thing that
    makes bubbles for goldfish?
[17:18] Natsumi
    Yeah, that.
[17:22] Natsumi
    I guess we can use some of the
    filter media from the pond.
[17:25] Natsumi
    Ren-chon, wait here a sec.
[17:32] Renge
    Hop... hop... scotch!
[17:49] Natsumi
    Ren-chon, I got the filter media.
[17:52] Natsumi
    Were you watching the koi?
[17:53] Renge
    Well, Hikarimono Boss was staring
    at me with his mouth open.
[17:59] Renge
    I think Hikarimono Boss wanted
    to have a staring contest.
[18:03] Natsumi
    When did our family's koi get that name?
[18:09] Natsumi
    We've got the filter media.
[18:11] Natsumi
    Now we just need a heater
    and some dechlorinator,
[18:13] Natsumi
    and we can finish setting
    it up at your house.
[18:15] Renge
    Yay! I'm getting excited!
[18:19] Natsumi
    I should've known carrying this tank
    all the way here wouldn't be easy...
[18:24] Natsumi
    Want to set it up on top
    of this shoe cupboard?
[18:26] Renge
    Yeah, that's okay!
[18:28] Natsumi
    We should get some water
[18:30] Natsumi
    and a few rocks to put in the tank.
[18:32] Natsumi
    Do you have a bucket?
[18:34] Renge
    The bucket's outside!
[18:36] Natsumi
    Okay, I'll get some water in the bucket.
[18:38] Natsumi
    Ren-chon, can you find some
    rocks to put in the tank?
[18:42] Natsumi
    They should probably be fairly big ones.
[18:45] Renge
    Okay!
[18:48] Renge
    This rock isn't quite what I'm looking for.
[18:53] Natsumi
    There's the dechlorinator.
[18:58] Renge
    Not this one, either...
[19:03] Natsumi
    Okay, everything's ready!
[19:06] Renge
    We can set up the tank now?
[19:10] Natsumi
    All right, then!
    Now that everything's ready,
[19:14] Natsumi
    it's time for Ren-chon's long-awaited...
[19:19] Natsumi
    ...fish tank set-up!
[19:21] Renge
    Roger!
[19:23] Natsumi
    First, we put in the filter
    media I got from the pond...
[19:27] Natsumi
    Then we put this flat-type
    filter on top of it.
[19:31] Renge
    It's not like the one that
    makes bubbles for goldfish?
[19:34] Natsumi
    This filter has a thin hose on it,
[19:37] Natsumi
    and the water comes out of that.
[19:39] Renge
    Oh! Water comes out?
[19:42] Natsumi
    Once that's in place,
[19:43] Natsumi
    we lay out the rocks and put the heater in.
[19:46] Renge
    'Kay!
[19:48] Natsumi
    Then we put in the bigger rocks,
[19:51] Natsumi
    and adjust the hose a bit.
[19:54] Natsumi
    Then we add the water, and...
[19:56] Natsumi
    The fish tank decoration is done!
[19:58] Renge
    Wow! It looks like a mountain!
[20:00] Natsumi
    Okay, lastly, could you
    plug this in for me?
[20:04] Renge
    Roger!
[20:10] Renge
    It's making a noise!
[20:12] Natsumi
    That's the pump kicking on.
[20:14] Natsumi
    Come over here and take a look at the tank.
[20:17] Renge
    What is it?
[20:18] Renge
    Wha?! Th-This is...
[20:21] Renge
    Water's coming out from the mountain!
[20:23] Natsumi
    Yes! That's this tank's gimmick!
[20:26] Natsumi
    The filter creates a waterfall!
[20:30] Renge
    It's the Merlion!
[20:32] Natsumi
    Huh? It's not the Merlion.
    It's a waterfall!
[20:35] Renge
    Th-That's what it is?
    It's amazing as a waterfall, too!
[20:39] Natsumi
    Actually, I'm amazed you
    know what the Merlion is.
[20:42] Renge
    I saw it on TV yesterday.
[20:44] Renge
    Anyway, can I put Salt in the tank now?
[20:47] Natsumi
    Well, it'd actually be better to wait
    until there's more water in it...
[20:52] Natsumi
    But the filter's in, so it'll be fine.
[20:55] Renge
    Okay!
[20:56] Renge
    For the finishing touch...
[20:59] Renge
    I'll add a pinch of salt.
[21:02] Natsumi
    We're not cooking here!
[21:05] Renge
    Wow! Look, look!
[21:07] Renge
    There's a river in the tank!
[21:10] Renge
    Nattsun, it's so cool!
[21:12] Natsumi
    I'm just glad you like it.
[21:14] Kazuho
    What're you two doing?
[21:16] Kazuho
    Hey, where'd the tank come
    from? That looks great.
[21:19] Renge
    Yeah, Nattsun set it up for me!
[21:22] Kazuho
    Oh? Natsumi can't study, but she
    can do stuff like this? That's impressive.
[21:27] Natsumi
    You didn't have to say that, Kazu-nee.
[21:29] Kazuho
    Well, you did go to the trouble
    of setting it up for her.
[21:33] Kazuho
    Why don't you have dinner
    here before you go home?
[21:35] Kazuho
    I'll fix something.
[21:36] Natsumi
    Really?! I'd love to!
[21:38] Renge
    Ooh! You're gonna have
    dinner with us, Nattsun?
[21:41] Renge
    Then we can go play until it's ready!
[21:44] Natsumi
    Okay!
[21:45] Kazuho
    Great.
[21:46] Kazuho
    Now that that's settled, I'll let
    Yukiko-san know and then start cooking.
[21:51] Renge
    Nee-nee, what're we having
    for dinner tonight?
[21:54] Kazuho
    I'm making crab cream croquettes tonight.
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[23:31] Renge
    Akane-chin, you seem happier
    than you were yesterday.
[23:34] Renge
    Did something good happen?
[23:36] Komari
    That sounded like a tea kettle!
[23:39] Akane
    Thank you for everything
    you've done for me!
[23:41] Akane
    Good luck on your exams!
[23:43] Konomi
    Akane-chan, just do what
    you've always done.
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    Episode 8
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