E3 - We Were Always Like This

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SIGN    Nonstop
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    We Were Always Like This
[02:01] Natsumi
    Coming...
[02:04] Natsumi
    Yeah, I'm coming. Who is it?
[02:11] Natsumi
    Oh, Hika-nee.
[02:13] Hikage
    I'm back from Tokyo.
[02:15] Hikage
    Let's play, Natsumi!
[02:20] Natsumi
    Okay!
[02:22] Natsumi
    Sweet! So what should we play?
[02:24] Hikage
    I just got off the Shinkansen,
[02:27] Hikage
    so I wanna do something that
    involves moving around a lot!
[02:30] Natsumi
    All right! In that case...
[02:32] Natsumi
    I'll show you my Surefire Kill Shot,
[02:35] Natsumi
    the new finisher shot I've been
    working on while you were away!
[02:37] Hikage
    Surefire Kill? What the heck?
[02:40] Hikage
    Whatever! Bring it!
[02:42] Natsumi
    Finisher: Surefire Kill Shot!
[02:50] Hikage
    Okay, don't actually use surefire
    kill finishers, idiot!
[03:13] Hikage
    Don't actually use surefire
    kill finishers, idiot.
[03:17] Natsumi
    Was the first time you said
    it a conditioned reflex?
[03:20] Hikage
    Come on! This is what you
    do the minute I get home?!
[03:23] Hikage
    My fun time back at home is already over!
[03:27] Natsumi
    My finisher, Surefire Kill Shot,
    kills anything and everything.
[03:30] Hikage
    Well, don't kill my visit
    home with it, too!
[03:33] Hikage
    What are we gonna do?
[03:36] Hikage
    If your mom finds out,
    she'll wring our necks.
[03:38] Natsumi
    Hmm... Well, yeah, I guess so.
[03:42] Natsumi
    However, Hika-nee! Just think about this!
[03:46] Natsumi
    We've faced and overcome countless
    situations like this before, haven't we?
[03:51] Hikage
    Uh, yeah, I don't remember
    overcoming any...
[03:54] Natsumi
    I believe it would be best to learn from
    our past and apologize immediately.
[03:58] Hikage
    Th-That sounds way too reasonable!
[04:01] Hikage
    Are you really Natsumi?!
[04:04] Natsumi
    I'm not the same Natsumi-chan
    you knew before.
[04:08] Natsumi
    But I worry that this idea
    alone isn't enough.
[04:11] Natsumi
    We should come up with other options
    in the event of an emergency.
[04:14] Hikage
    G-Good point...
[04:16] Natsumi
    My second proposal is
    destruction of evidence.
[04:19] Natsumi
    But that wouldn't solve the actual problem.
    It would only delay the inevitable.
[04:23] Hikage
    Yeah... That's a last resort.
[04:26] Natsumi
    And I have a third, creative proposal.
[04:29] Hikage
    Oh? What is it? Tell me!
[04:37] Natsumi
    We collect clay from the ground and
    recreate the planter from scratch!
[04:41] Hikage
    You're definitely the
    same Natsumi as before.
[04:43] Hikage
    The first plan's obviously the best!
[04:46] Hikage
    Let's go apologize right now!
[04:48] Natsumi
    Okay.
[04:49] Natsumi
    But if it comes to it,
    we use the third one.
[04:51] Hikage
    They're only two that matter, you doofus!
[04:53] Hikage
    O-Okay, let's find your
    mom and apologize to—
[04:57] Komari
    Hey, Hika-nee, you're back home?
[05:07] Hikage
    Sorry!
[05:08] Hikage
    We were just talking about what pose
    we'd use if we were Sentai heroes!
[05:12] Natsumi
    Nee-chan, sorry, but could
    you leave us alone for now?
[05:16] Natsumi
    Our future is riding on this.
[05:18] Komari
    What are you talking about?
[05:20] Komari
    W-Well, if you two are playing
    by yourselves, that's fine.
[05:23] Komari
    See you later, Hika-nee.
[05:25] Hikage
    S-Sure.
[05:30] Hikage
    Is she gone?
[05:31] Natsumi
    Looks like it.
[05:33] Natsumi
    Anyway, Hika-nee, I just realized something!
[05:36] Hikage
    What?
[05:37] Natsumi
    What if Nee-chan or Nii-chan
    were to see this?
[05:40] Natsumi
    Even if we apologize, it'll look like we're
    only doing it because we got caught.
[05:45] Natsumi
    We need to find Mom and apologize
    before anyone finds out.
[05:48] Hikage
    Then can't one of us stay here
    and make sure no one comes by?
[05:56] Natsumi
    Hika-nee, are you not aware
[05:58] Natsumi
    of the things called "sincerity points"
    that you get when you apologize?
[06:01] Hikage
    Do I look like I'm aware?
[06:04] Natsumi
    If just one of us goes to apologize,
[06:06] Natsumi
    the question of why the other one
    didn't also apologize will follow,
[06:10] Natsumi
    and we lose 40 sincerity points.
[06:12] Natsumi
    Those 40 points are huge!
[06:14] Hikage
    Uh-huh...
[06:16] Natsumi
    We both go together, clearly explain
    what happened, and apologize.
[06:19] Natsumi
    That'll give us 30 sincerity points.
[06:22] Natsumi
    And if we apologize in the
    Sentai poses from before,
[06:24] Natsumi
    we lose 100 points!
[06:25] Hikage
    Whoa, whoa! Seriously, let's not do
    anything that'll lose us points!
[06:30] Hikage
    You know, why don't we just
    yell for your mom from here?
[06:33] Natsumi
    No, that would only disturb the
    neighbors, which adds to our crimes.
[06:38] Natsumi
    For now, we'll just find Mom as
    soon as we can and apologize.
[06:41] Hikage
    O-Okay, fine.
[06:50] Natsumi
    Not here.
[06:53] Natsumi
    Not here.
[06:55] Natsumi
    Th-That's weird...
[06:57] Natsumi
    I can't find Mom anywhere.
[06:59] Hikage
    Maybe she's just not home?
[07:02] Natsumi
    Hey, Nee-chan, do you know where Mom is?
[07:06] Komari
    Mom?
[07:08] Komari
    Uh... I think she went to the candy store
    to buy rice crackers, since we ran out...
[07:13] Natsumi
    Th-The candy store?!
[07:15] Natsumi
    Hika-nee!
[07:16] Natsumi
    Come with me! Time to make a strategy!
[07:19] Hikage
    Right!
[07:20] Komari
    What's up with those two?
[07:22] Hikage
    Well, what now?
[07:24] Hikage
    We were gonna apologize right away,
    but your mom's not home!
[07:27] Hikage
    Shouldn't we come up with
    an emergency plan?
[07:31] Natsumi
    At this point, I guess we'll have to.
[07:34] Natsumi
    I'm not sure if we can get clay
    from our yard, though...
[07:37] Hikage
    No, not the third plan!
    There are only two proposals here!
[07:41] Hikage
    For now, we should hide the planter
    before Komari or your brother find it.
[07:45] Hikage
    Then, when your mom gets home,
    we'll apologize to her.
[07:48] Natsumi
    I'm not too enthusiastic about that,
    but if it's what you want...
[07:52] Hikage
    Well, get enthusiastic!
[07:53] Hikage
    Argh, we can't drag this out any longer!
[07:56] Hikage
    Natsumi, get a bag we can put
    the pieces of the planter in!
[07:58] Hikage
    I'll stand guard at the crime scene!
[08:00] Natsumi
    Roger!
[08:03] Mom
    Honestly, I only went to
    buy rice crackers...
[08:07] Mom
    That Kaede-chan is one shrewd saleswoman.
[08:10] Mom
    Well, I have hungry teens
    at home, so it'll be fine.
[08:14] Natsumi
    Hika-nee, I brought a bag.
[08:16] Hikage
    Good!
[08:18] Hikage
    Put all the pieces in the bag.
[08:20] Natsumi
    Got it!
[08:21] Natsumi
    Wait, what do we do with the tree?
[08:23] Hikage
    Hide it in the bushes or something.
[08:25] Hikage
    The ball might give away the fact that we
    broke the planter, so let's hide it, too.
[08:29] Natsumi
    Done and done, Hika-nee!
[08:31] Hikage
    Okay!
[08:32] Hikage
    All right, all the evidence is concealed!
[08:34] Natsumi
    Let's scram before we get caught!
[08:35] ---
    Nonstop
[08:39] Hikage
    Gah! We got totally chewed out!
[08:42] Natsumi
    Wait, why are you getting mad at me?
[08:45] Hikage
    If you hadn't said anything weird,
    we would've gotten off a lot easier!
[08:50] Natsumi
    I mean, you seemed on board
    with it at the time.
[08:52] Natsumi
    Besides, this happened because you
    didn't catch my Surefire Kill Shot.
[08:55] Hikage
    That was nothing but a wild pitch!
[08:57] Natsumi
    Hey! Are you mocking my Surefire Kill Shot?
[09:01] Hikage
    Yes!
[09:02] Natsumi
    What?!
[09:04] Hikage
    What?!
[09:05] Both
    Why, you!
[09:19] Hikage
    I'm going to bed.
[09:22] Renge
    But it's still early, Hika-nee.
[09:30] Hikage
    I ended up getting in trouble as
    soon as I made it back home.
[09:34] Hikage
    Going to see Natsumi straight
    away was a mistake.
[09:37] Hikage
    She's always been nothing
    but trouble for me.
[09:46] Natsumi
    I'm going to bed.
[09:48] Komari
    Huh? But it's so early.
[09:53] Natsumi
    Night.
[09:55] Komari
    Night...
[10:00] Natsumi
    Why'd I have to get yelled at by
    not just Mom, but Hika-nee, too?
[10:05] Natsumi
    I know I was the one who threw the ball,
[10:08] Natsumi
    but she was playing with me,
    so why'd she have to get mad?
[10:17] Hikage
    Now that I think about it, she and I...
[10:27] Natsumi
    Hika-nee and I always...
[10:30] Both
    ...fought all the time.
[10:49] (Flashback) Hikage
    So hot...
[10:51] (Flashback) Hikage
    I came outside because I was bored,
[10:53] (Flashback) Hikage
    but it's insanely hot.
[10:57] (Flashback) Hikage
    What's that? A cat?
[11:04] (Flashback) Hikage
    Hey! Are you a cat?
[11:06] (Flashback) Hikage
    Come on out!
[11:22] (Flashback) Hikage
    A...
[11:23] (Flashback) Hikage
    A komuso just popped out of the bushes!
SIGN    Banana
[11:25] (Flashback) Natsumi
    That's right! My name is Komuso Man!
[11:29] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Even you could never guess
    my true identity, Hika-nee!
[11:34] (Flashback) Hikage
    Why do you have a laundry basket
    on your head, Natsumi?
[11:42] (Flashback) Natsumi
    I was playing by myself!
[11:44] (Flashback) Hikage
    You just revealed your identity...
[11:46] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Hika-nee, got anything to do?
[11:48] (Flashback) Natsumi
    If you don't, let's do this!
[11:50] (Flashback) Hikage
    Huh?
[11:51] (Flashback) Hikage
    Do what? You mean playing
    pretend with that?
[11:54] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Yeah!
[11:55] (Flashback) Natsumi
    We'll do rock-paper-scissors to
    see who gets to be Komuso Man!
[11:58] (Flashback) Hikage
    Wait, wait! Are you nuts?
    I'm not doing that!
[12:01] (Flashback) Natsumi
    You gotta throw something, or you lose!
[12:04] (Flashback) Hikage
    Uh, are you listening?!
[12:04] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
[12:04] (Flashback) Hikage
    Shoot!
[12:06] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Yeah! I win!
[12:12] (Flashback) Hikage
    Okay, since you won, you can do
    all the pretending you want,
[12:17] (Flashback) Hikage
    and I'll do what I want to do.
[12:32] (Flashback) Hikage
    Why?
[12:34] (Flashback) Hikage
    You won, so shouldn't you be Komuso Man?
[12:36] (Flashback) Hikage
    And what even is this character, anyway?
[12:39] (Flashback) Hikage
    How am I supposed to interact with you?
[12:41] (Flashback) Natsumi
    You look so cool...
[12:44] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Don't worry about that! That doesn't
    matter! Let's just play pretend now!
[12:57] (Flashback) Hikage
    My name is Komuso Man!
[12:59] (Flashback) Hikage
    I will bring the hammer of
    justice down upon evil!
[13:02] (Flashback) Natsumi
    There you are, Komuso Man, you fiend!
[13:05] (Flashback) Natsumi
    I, Natsumi-chan, will get rid of you!
[13:08] (Flashback) Hikage
    Huh? Oh, this guy's a fiend?
[13:12] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Take this!
[13:14] (Flashback) Hikage
    Bring it on!
[13:19] (Flashback) Hikage
    Hup!
[13:21] (Flashback) Hikage
    Heh, what's the matter?
[13:23] (Flashback) Hikage
    You're never gonna beat me that way!
[13:27] (Flashback) Hikage
    Nyah, nyah! If you don't like
    that, just try to beat me!
[13:32] (Flashback) Natsumi
    How about this, then?!
[13:34] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Forbidden Shin Kick!
[13:40] (Flashback) Natsumi
    How 'bout now?! Ready to give up?!
[13:42] (Flashback) Natsumi
    You can never beat me, Hika-nee!
[13:44] (Flashback) Natsumi
    If you don't like that,
    just try and catch me!
[13:48] (Flashback) Natsumi
    That's what you get, Komuso Man!
[13:51] (Flashback) Hikage
    Not my shins...
[13:52] (Flashback) Natsumi
    That's what you get, Komuso Man!
[13:53] (Flashback) Hikage
    No, seriously, going for
    the shins is wrong.
[13:56] (Flashback) Hikage
    What the heck is with her?
[13:59] (Flashback) Hikage
    I'm gonna make her pay!
[14:03] (Flashback) Hikage
    I'll catch you just like you wanted
[14:04] (Flashback) Hikage
    and beat you to a pulp!
[14:07] (Flashback) Hikage
    Hold up, Natsumi!
[14:14] (Flashback) Hikage
    She sure runs away fast...
[14:17] (Flashback) Hikage
    Right! This way! My instinct
    tells me she's this way!
SIGN    Cattle Crossing
[14:36] (Flashback) Hikage
    No... seriously... why even run away?
[14:41] (Flashback) Hikage
    Komuso Man's already worn out...
    before the battle even started...
[14:46] (Flashback) Hikage
    I gotta find somewhere to rest...
[14:50] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Konomi-chan, aren't these Popsicles yummy?
[14:53] (Flashback) Konomi
    They are.
[14:56] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Oh, it's Hika-nee.
[14:58] (Flashback) Konomi
    Huh? Hikage-chan, why are
    you dressed like that?
[15:02] (Flashback) Natsumi
    She's Komuso Man.
[15:03] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Hika-nee, Konomi-chan bought us Popsicles!
[15:07] (Flashback) Natsumi
    The kind that break in two!
[15:09] (Flashback) Hikage
    Huh? No, wait...
[15:12] (Flashback) Hikage
    What happened to playing pretend?
[15:14] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Oh, I'm done with that.
[15:17] (Flashback) Hikage
    Oh. I see.
[15:20] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Anyway, these Popsicles are two in one!
[15:24] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Wanna have one, too?
[15:27] (Flashback) Hikage
    Of course I do.
[15:34] (Flashback) Natsumi
    It fell...
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
SIGN    Go straight home after school
[15:43] (Flashback) Natsumi
    What?
[15:44] (Flashback) Natsumi
    You can't play today?
[15:46] (Flashback) Hikage
    Yeah, I was planning to go
    shopping in town today.
[15:50] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Aw... But I wanted to go to the
    secret base you showed me before.
[15:55] (Flashback) Hikage
    If you want to go, go by yourself.
[15:57] (Flashback) Hikage
    This is also your punishment
    for yesterday, you know.
[16:01] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Huh?
[16:04] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Okay, fine. I'll go by myself.
[16:08] (Flashback) Hikage
    Good. Go for it.
[16:32] (Flashback) Natsumi
    I thought it was around here...
[16:40] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Found it!
[16:55] (Flashback) Hikage
    I tried to go shopping, but I didn't
    find anything worth buying.
[17:00] (Flashback) Hikage
    Maybe I should've just stayed
    at home doing nothing.
[17:03] (Flashback) Mom
    Hikage-chan!
[17:05] (Flashback) Hikage
    Auntie Yukiko?
[17:07] (Flashback) Hikage
    What's wrong?
[17:09] (Flashback) Mom
    Have you seen Natsumi?
[17:11] (Flashback) Hikage
    Huh?
[17:12] (Flashback) Mom
    She hasn't made it home yet.
[17:15] (Flashback) Mom
    Who knows where she wandered off to?
[17:18] (Flashback) Mom
    If you see her, let me know, okay?
[17:20] (Flashback) Mom
    Please!
[17:36] (Flashback) Hikage
    Natsumi!
[17:37] (Flashback) Hikage
    I know you're here, Natsumi!
[17:42] (Flashback) Hikage
    No way... She's not here?
[17:45] (Flashback) Hikage
    Guess I had it wrong.
[17:47] (Flashback) Hikage
    No, once she says she'll do something,
    there's no changing her mind.
[17:51] (Flashback) Hikage
    I'm sure she was here.
[17:54] (Flashback) Hikage
    She might still be nearby.
[18:31] (Flashback) Hikage
    What are you doing out here?
[18:34] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Hika-nee...
[18:39] (Flashback) Natsumi
    I scraped my knees...
[18:42] (Flashback) Natsumi
    And then I couldn't find the way home...
[18:46] (Flashback) Natsumi
    And... And...
[19:00] (Flashback) Hikage
    Let's go home.
[19:08] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Hika-nee...
[19:09] (Flashback) Hikage
    Hmm?
[19:11] (Flashback) Natsumi
    I'm sorry about yesterday.
[19:16] (Flashback) Hikage
    It's fine.
[19:18] (Flashback) Hikage
    I was wrong to tell you to
    play by yourself, too.
[19:27] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Hika-nee...
[19:29] (Flashback) Hikage
    Hm?
[19:31] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Can you play tomorrow?
[19:35] (Flashback) Hikage
    Sure. I can play.
[19:48] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Hika-nee...
[19:50] (Flashback) Hikage
    What now?
[19:53] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Apologize to my mom with me.
[19:55] (Flashback) Hikage
    No way, doofus! Get in trouble by yourself!
[20:22] Hikage
    So early, and it's already this hot...
[20:26] Hikage
    I don't feel like doing
    anything when it's this hot.
[20:31] Natsumi
    There you are, Komuso Man!
[20:34] Hikage
    Wh-What are you doing, Re—
[20:37] Hikage
    Wait, Natsumi's with you?
[20:39] Renge
    I was playing with Nattsun.
[20:42] Renge
    Hey, I know!
[20:44] Renge
    Since all three of us are here,
    let's go to the secret base!
[20:47] Hikage
    But...
[20:50] Hikage
    It's... so hot today...
[20:54] Natsumi
    Hika-nee...
[20:59] Natsumi
    C-Come with us... to the secret base.
[21:29] Hikage
    Okay. Let's go to the secret base.
[21:33] Renge
    Wow! You're actually agreeing to
    something for once, Hika-nee!
[21:37] Hikage
    Okay, Renge! Get your hat and water bottle!
[21:40] Natsumi
    Hey, Hika-nee! Your feet are wide open!
[21:43] Renge
    Finisher: Shin Kick!
[21:46] Hikage
    Ow! What the heck have
    you been teaching her?!
[21:48] Natsumi
    Ren-chon, run for it!
[21:50] Renge
    Run!
[21:51] Hikage
    Darn it, Natsumi!
    You're gonna pay for that!
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
SIGN    That's all for today
[23:31] Both
    The Cosmos Detectives!
[23:33] Shiori
    Yeah!
[23:33] Renge
    One... one... zero...
[23:36] Kaede
    Wait, Renge! Don't call
    the police! Seriously!
[23:38] Shiori
    Renge-chan! I found the arrest
    warrant on the ground!
[23:40] Shiori
    Thanks for the tomato, Onee-chan!
[23:43] Natsumi
    I'm impressed, Ren-chon.
[23:44] Renge
    What?! I-I knew it!
SIGN    Next Time
    Episode 4
SIGN    I Turned Into Santa to Deliver Tomatoes
SIGN    Photo: Akyufe
SIGN    Please Watch Again
SIGN    Nonstop