E7 - Ones Who Can't Be Controlled

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[00:09] Kawase
    The first volume of your book
    is finally being released!
[00:12] Kawase
    I brought a few ideas for cover designs.
[00:16] Kawase
    A lot of your readers are younger folks,
[00:19] Kawase
    so maybe a design like this would be good?
[00:23] Kawase
    Then again, this one is hard-hitting
    and fits the story's image.
[00:27] Kawase
    Oh, but I'm personally fond of this one...
[00:31] Kawase
    It's so hard to choose!
[00:34] Subaru
    Really?
[00:36] Subaru
    Most things are pointless to stress over.
[00:39] Subaru
    I just want to live my life quietly
[00:43] Subaru
    and not make waves unnecessarily.
[00:46] Kawase
    Oh, and there's one other thing
    I wanted to ask you about...
SIGN    Mikazuki-sensei's
    New Printed Work
    "Shining in the Dark of Night"
    Commemorative Autograph Event
[00:52] Kawase
    An autograph event
    commemorating the release.
[00:56] Kawase
    There was a strong demand from both
    the stores and our sales department
[00:59] Kawase
    to hold an autograph event on the
    release day. It'll be held at—
[01:03] Subaru
    I can't.
[01:05] Subaru
    I refuse.
[01:09] Subaru
    An autograph event is out of the question!
[01:12] Subaru
    I make it a point to avoid
    anything I can't control!
[01:15] Kawase
    W-Well, I had a feeling
    that would be your answer.
[01:20] Kawase
    All right, then. It's a shame,
    but I'll inform the sales department.
[01:27] Kawase
    You're not answering that?
[01:29] Subaru
    I'm sure it's just a solicitor.
[01:31] Kawase
    Er, but...
[01:32] Subaru
    It's fine.
[01:34] Kawase
    I-I'll politely turn them down for you!
[01:37] Subaru
    Huh?
[01:40] Subaru
    Uh, okay...
[01:46] Subaru
    But sometimes, people you can't control...
[01:50] Hiroto
    Hey, Subaru!
[01:53] Kawase
    It was Hiroto-kun!
[01:55] Hiroto
    We'll be hanging out for a while!
[01:57] Subaru
    ...will attack you without warning!
SIGN    My Roommate is a Cat
SIGN    Ones Who Can't Be Controlled
[03:31] Subaru
    Kids?!
[03:35] Hiroto
    Go on, you three. Say hi to Subaru.
[03:38] Kids
    Okay!
[03:40] Hayato
    Nice to meet you! I'm Yasaka Hayato,
    and I'm in third grade!
[03:44] Narumi
    I'm Yasaka Narumi,
    and I'm also in third grade!
[03:47] Hiroto
    As you can probably tell,
    Hayato and Narumi are twins.
[03:50] Hiroto
    And this is...
[03:52] Misora
    Misora. I'm thwee.
[03:55] Kawase
    Very good! You can say that all by yourself!
[03:59] Hayato
    Me and Narumi are nine!
[04:00] Hiroto
    Our parents will be away overnight
    since something urgent came up,
[04:02] Kawase
    Oh, really? You're all so adorable!
[04:03] Hiroto
    so I left work early to
    take care of the runts.
[04:06] Hiroto
    And after I told them about Haru,
    they were dying to come see her.
[04:11] Subaru
    I'm used to having you
    come over, but this is...
[04:14] Hiroto
    Oh, yeah. You've never met
    them before, have you?
[04:21] Subaru
    Who's that?!
[04:24] Hiroto
    Oh, I think you've met Nagisa before.
[04:26] Hiroto
    It's been a while, though.
[04:29] (Flashback) Nagisa
    Bubby!
[04:37] (Flashback) Nagisa
    Bubby!
[04:40] (Flashback) Hiroto
    I told you, you can't come.
[04:42] (Flashback) Nagisa
    No! I wanna go, too!
[04:46] Subaru
    Oh...
[04:47] Nagisa
    It's good to see you again.
[04:49] Nagisa
    Sorry for bringing so many
    people over without notice.
[04:52] Subaru
    Er...
[04:53] Hayato
    So where's Haru-chan?
[04:56] Subaru
    Uh... Sh-She's around somewhere, I think...
[04:58] Hayato
    All right! Let's find Haru-chan!
[05:01] All Three
    Yeah!
[05:02] Narumi
    Where do you think she is?
[05:04] Misora
    I wanna see her now!
[05:06] Kawase
    Okay! I'll look for her with you!
[05:09] All Four
    Yeah!
[05:11] Subaru
    Kawase-san...
[05:18] Narumi
    Oh! I found Haru-chan!
[05:19] Hayato
    She's over there!
[05:21] Hayato
    She ran away!
[05:23] Narumi
    Wait!
[05:24] Narumi
    Aw, she's cute!
[05:26] Hiroto
    Hey, don't do that.
[05:29] Subaru
    Kawase-san...
[05:30] Kawase
    Yes?!
[05:32] Kawase
    Oh, God! I wanna go play
    with Haru-chan, too!
[05:35] Kawase
    I wanna join them!
[05:37] Subaru
    Why don't we take a break?
[05:39] Kawase
    Okay!
[05:40] Kawase
    Haru-chan!
[05:44] Subaru
    I guess I'll put some coffee on...
[05:48] Hiroto
    Oh, Subaru.
[05:50] Hiroto
    Nothing in your fridge as usual, I see.
[05:52] Subaru
    You shouldn't be rummaging
    in someone else's fridge.
[05:55] Hiroto
    I'm not. This is an inspection.
[05:58] Hiroto
    I'm just making sure you're eating right.
[06:03] Subaru
    I ate yesterday... I think.
[06:06] Hiroto
    Dude... At least eat every day, all right?
SIGN    Chinese Cuisine
    Shunraiken
[06:11] Hiroto
    Ah, takeout, huh?
[06:13] Hiroto
    Hey, mind if I order dinner out from here?
[06:16] Hiroto
    On me, of course. Okay?
[06:21] Subaru
    Well, I guess.
[06:24] Misora
    Yay!
[06:26] Kawase
    Too cute!
[06:27] Nagisa
    Be gentle, Misora.
[06:29] Narumi
    I wanna hold her next!
[06:31] Hayato
    Me, too! Me, too!
[06:32] Kawase
    Come on, look this way!
[06:34] Kawase
    That's perfect!
[06:34] Hiroto
    Hey, you guys! We're having takeout
    here at Subaru's tonight!
[06:39] Narumi
    Wow, really?
[06:40] Hayato
    Awesome!
[06:42] Subaru
    Um... Kawase-san,
    if you'd like to join us...
[06:45] Hayato
    I want tentsudon!
[06:47] Kawase
    "Tenshindon," eh? Good choice.
[06:49] Narumi
    I'll have that, too!
[06:53] Subaru
    I'll have ramen.
[06:55] Subaru
    I'm just going to get
    things ready for dinner.
[06:58] Hiroto
    Gotcha.
[07:04] Subaru
    Give me a break!
[07:07] Subaru
    I have no idea how to interact with kids!
[07:11] Subaru
    I don't think there's ever been this
    many people in this house before!
[07:16] Subaru
    Oh, yeah! Do I even have
    enough teacups for everyone?
[07:27] Nagisa
    Um...
[07:30] Nagisa
    Is there anything I can help you with?
[07:34] Subaru
    Huh? Well...
[07:37] Subaru
    Maybe paper cups from the
    convenience store...
[07:39] Mom
    Look, Subaru!
[07:42] (Flashback) Mom
    I found this tea set during our trip.
[07:44] (Flashback) Mom
    It was so beautiful, I had to splurge a bit!
[07:49] (Flashback) Mom
    Don't you think it'll be nice for
    when we have lots of visitors?
[07:53] (Flashback) Subaru
    Will that ever happen?
[07:54] (Flashback) Mom
    Oh, please! I'm sure it will!
[07:57] (Flashback) Mom
    Let's all use it together then, okay?
[08:07] Subaru
    Found it.
[08:14] Nagisa
    Y-You have lots of books in this house.
[08:17] Subaru
    One, two, three, four...
[08:21] Subaru
    Oh... Yeah, I guess so.
[08:24] Nagisa
    Um, I'm the student librarian at my school.
[08:28] Nagisa
    It's reading week right now, so I'm
    making a list of recommendations...
[08:33] Subaru
    Wait, maybe barley tea would be better...
[08:35] Nagisa
    Are there any books you'd
    recommend, Subaru-san?
[08:40] Subaru
    Books I'd... recommend?!
[08:44] (Flashback) Yugo
    This one has a cat in it.
[08:46] (Flashback) Yugo
    I recommend it!
[08:48] Subaru
    I never thought I'd be the one
    being asked that question!
[08:52] Subaru
    There's no way I could narrow
    down my favorites to just one...
[08:57] Subaru
    And I could never explain what makes
    each one great in just a few words!
[09:03] Subaru
    Besides, she's a girl,
    and much younger than me.
[09:06] Subaru
    I don't know what kind
    of books she'd be into!
[09:08] Subaru
    What is a recommendation?
    What am I supposed to do?
[09:12] Subaru
    I can't do it!
SIGN    Yes!
    Roasted
    Green Tea
SIGN    Tea Bags
[09:17] Subaru
    Sorry... Excuse me...
[09:26] Nagisa
    Was it too soon to act so familiar?
[09:31] Subaru
    Here...
[09:34] Subaru
    It's a book I really got into
    reading when I was your age.
[09:44] Nagisa
    You don't mind if I borrow it?
[09:46] Subaru
    Uh... S-Sure. You can return it anytime.
[09:51] Subaru
    Is this how you make a recommendation?
[09:54] Nagisa
    I can't wait to read it!
[09:59] Subaru
    I guess it is...
[10:04] Lady
    Shunraiken delivery!
[10:06] Kids
    Wow! It looks so good!
[10:09] All
    Let's eat!
[10:12] Misora
    Eat!
[10:17] Hiroto
    So good!
[10:19] Hayato
    Tentsudon is the best!
[10:21] Kawase
    That's "tenshindon."
[10:30] Hayato
    The ramen looks good, too!
[10:32] Narumi
    Yeah!
[10:34] Kids
    Stare...
[10:37] Subaru
    W-Want to try some?
[10:39] Both
    Yeah!
[10:40] Misora
    Me, too!
[10:46] Hayato
    I like it!
[10:50] All
    Thanks for the meal!
[10:53] Misora
    Meel!
[11:00] Subaru
    It's finally over. Now it'll be quiet...
[11:03] Narumi
    Everyone who wants to play
    hide-and-seek, touch my finger!
[11:07] All
    I do!
[11:10] Kawase
    Ready?
[11:13] Kids
    Not yet!
[11:25] Kawase
    Ready?
[11:26] Kids
    Ready!
[11:31] Kawase
    All right! Where could they be?
[11:34] Kawase
    Where are they, where are they?
[11:36] Kawase
    Hmm... Are they in here?
[11:41] Kawase
    What's this, now?
[11:42] Kawase
    Oh? Nobody in here...
[11:46] Kawase
    Where did you all go?
[11:49] Kids
    Let's have a staredown! A-poo-poo!
[12:02] Hayato
    I lost!
[12:04] Narumi
    Subaru-kun, you're really good at this!
[12:10] Hayato
    Subaru-kun, come over here!
[12:12] Narumi
    Haru-chan looks so cute!
[12:14] Kawase
    She's over there!
[12:21] Tanabe
    Oh, how unusual. Does he have visitors?
[12:26] Tanabe
    Sounds like they're having a lovely time.
[12:30] Hiroto
    Hayato, Narumi, it's time to go home.
[12:36] Kawase
    Misora-chan fell asleep.
[12:38] Hayato
    Haru-chan took off somewhere.
[12:41] Narumi
    I wanted to hold her one last time.
[12:44] Hiroto
    You played with her plenty.
[12:47] Hiroto
    Subaru, thanks for having us today.
[12:50] Nagisa
    Thank you very much.
[12:53] Subaru
    I'm exhausted...
[12:56] Hayato
    Wasn't that fun, Subaru-kun?
[12:58] Narumi
    Wasn't it, Subaru-kun?
[13:01] Hiroto
    I'll bring you some of
    Mom's cooking next time.
[13:04] Hiroto
    These runts sure seem to like you, huh?
[13:07] Hayato
    Let's play again sometime, Subaru-kun!
[13:09] Narumi
    We'll bring our friends
    from school next time!
[13:12] Subaru
    Ah... Uh-huh...
[13:15] Kawase
    Well, Mikazuki-kun, I'll see you tomorrow!
[13:17] Hayato
    Aw, no fair!
[13:19] Narumi
    I'm coming over tomorrow, too!
[13:21] Hiroto
    Hey, take it easy. Don't impose on Subaru.
[13:32] Subaru
    I'll never get used to that...
[13:47] Subaru
    You had a pretty rough day, too, huh?
[14:16] Subaru
    Is she snoring?
[14:19] Subaru
    I make it a point to avoid
    anything I can't control.
[14:23] Subaru
    I don't deal well when people
    do things I didn't expect.
[14:26] Subaru
    But...
[14:28] Subaru
    It's after those unexpected things happen
[14:30] Subaru
    that you find little discoveries
    and new encounters.
[14:34] Subaru
    So every once in a while...
    just every once in a great while...
[14:40] Subaru
    I guess it might not be so bad.
SIGN    Mikazuki-sensei's New Printed Work "Shining in the Dark of Night" Commemorative Autograph Event
[14:54] Subaru
    Maybe I'll give it...
[14:57] Subaru
    just a little thought.
[15:10] Narumi
    Haru-chan, where are you?
[15:12] Hayato
    There you are!
[15:16] Haru
    Wha...
[15:17] Haru
    What?!
[15:20] Haru
    What's happened?!
[15:22] Haru
    Are enemies attacking?! But this
    is supposed to be a quiet place!
[15:26] Hayato
    She ran away!
[15:31] Haru
    Wait, that's right! Miz Tora said...
[15:33] Tora
    You can't let your guard down, ever.
[15:36] Tora
    You need to be prepared
    to fight at any time.
[15:39] Haru
    That's right. I can't run away.
[15:43] Haru
    Bring it on!
[15:44] Hiroto
    Hey, Hayato, Narumi.
[15:46] Hiroto
    Whatever you do, don't be
    loud or chase her around.
[15:50] Both
    Okay.
[15:51] Haru
    Hey! That human is...
[15:53] Haru
    So these must be his minions!
[15:56] Haru
    I can't let my guard down now...
[16:01] Misora
    Same as me!
[16:03] Nagisa
    You're right. Her ribbon is really cute.
[16:06] Both
    Come here, come here!
[16:07] Haru
    What should I do?
    I can't run away, though...
[16:12] Haru
    Huh?
[16:13] Haru
    That one left. Now it's just...
[16:17] Haru
    these weak-looking minions.
[16:21] Haru
    My sheer nerve must've scared him off!
[16:25] Kawase
    Haru-chan!
[16:26] Haru
    It's him!
[16:27] Haru
    He's here now?! Why the heck
    do they just keep coming?!
[16:35] Haru
    Huh?
[16:36] Haru
    Oh, no! One of them got behind me!
[16:39] Haru
    I'll just have to...
[16:51] Haru
    Such a small human...
[16:54] Tora
    Protect those little ones.
[16:58] Tora
    Small ones are weak.
[17:04] Kawase
    H-Huh? I thought Haru-chan
    was going to scratch her...
[17:08] Kawase
    She's being very calm.
[17:11] Haru
    Bullying the weak goes
    against my principles.
[17:15] Misora
    Haru-chan is cute!
[17:17] Kawase
    She doesn't seem bothered by this at all.
[17:19] Narumi
    I wanna hold her, too!
[17:21] Hayato
    Me, too!
[17:23] Nagisa
    Maybe you should let her go now...
[17:25] Haru
    They're definitely intruding,
    but they don't seem to be my enemies.
[17:29] Hiroto
    Hey!
[17:32] Haru
    Huh?
[17:34] Haru
    You're done now?
[17:37] Haru
    What was that all about? I don't get it...
[17:41] Haru
    But now I can finally relax.
[17:49] Lady
    Shunraiken delivery!
[17:54] Haru
    This...
[17:55] Haru
    This...
[17:57] Haru
    This smell!
[18:00] Lady
    Thank you for waiting.
[18:03] Narumi
    Hey, it's Haru-chan!
[18:05] Haru
    Narumi-chan!
[18:06] Lady
    Oh, this is your friend's house?
[18:08] Narumi
    No, we're just visiting our
    brother's friend's house.
[18:09] Haru
    That's the smell of super delicious food!
[18:14] Haru
    Huh?
[18:15] Haru
    This aroma is irresistible!
[18:17] Haru
    Hey, Mom! Isn't this that cat from before?
[18:20] Lady
    What?
[18:21] Lady
    Oh, my! It's the kitty that
    loved to eat so much!
[18:25] Haru
    So she lives at this house!
[18:27] Narumi
    Haru-chan, you know Haru-chan?
[18:29] Hiroto
    Here you go.
[18:30] Lady
    The exact amount. Thank you very much.
[18:30] Narumi
    Wait, and you have the same name!
[18:32] Haru
    Yeah! She used to come to
    our house to eat a lot.
[18:35] Haru
    But she suddenly stopped coming.
[18:38] Haru
    I'm glad she's doing so well!
[18:40] Haru
    So you have the same name as me, huh?
[18:43] Lady
    Come on, time to go.
[18:45] Haru
    Oh... Okay...
[18:47] Lady
    Come on, Haru.
[18:48] Haru
    What? What?! Food?!
[18:50] Haru
    I wanna eat now! Now!
[18:52] Haru
    Bye-bye! See you next time!
[19:00] Haru
    That food's for me, right? Gimme, gimme!
[19:04] Kawase
    Ready?
[19:05] Haru
    Hey! What are you doing?!
[19:08] Haru
    I want to go over there...
[19:12] Misora
    A-poo-poo!
[19:20] Haru
    Well, that face is a challenge
    if I ever saw one.
[19:25] Misora
    You win, Haru-chan!
[19:27] Haru
    Huh? What's so funny?
[19:30] Kawase
    I brought this with me!
[19:37] Haru
    What?
[19:38] Haru
    Something's... there!
[19:46] Haru
    It got away!
[19:54] Haru
    What's going on?! My body won't stop moving!
[19:57] Kids
    So cute!
[20:04] Taro
    That looks fun! Let me join in!
[20:11] Narumi
    We'll bring our friends
    from school next time!
[20:15] Subaru
    Ah... Uh-huh...
[20:17] Kids
    Bye-bye!
[20:27] Haru
    Finally... They finally left...
[20:33] Haru
    Him, too?
[20:36] Haru
    Yeah, I guess he would.
    Come on, keep it together.
[20:42] Haru
    Just so you know, I had it
    a lot tougher than you did.
[20:47] Subaru
    You had a pretty rough day, too, huh?
[20:51] Haru
    Huh?
[20:54] Haru
    His smell is warm and makes me feel safe...
[20:59] Tora
    You can't let your guard down, ever.
[21:02] Haru
    I know, Miz Tora...
[21:06] Haru
    I know that well...
[21:09] Haru
    But...
[21:12] Haru
    Just for now...
[21:15] Haru
    For just a little bit... it's okay, right?
SIGN    Haru-chan is
    so cute
SIGN    Thank you
SIGN    Where's the dictionary?
SIGN    See you again!
SIGN    For Subaru-kun
[23:02] Subaru
    Wh-When did they do this?
[23:05] Subaru
    "Where's the dictionary?"
SIGN    Where's the dictionary?
[23:08] Subaru
    Did they hide it?!
[23:10] Subaru
    Where is it? Where is it?
[23:12] Subaru
    Where is it?!
[23:16] Haru
    Calm down!
[23:17] Haru
    The food's right here, see?
[23:20] Subaru
    Where is it?!
[23:25] Taro
    Today was such a fun, lively day.
[23:28] Haru
    That wasn't fun!
[23:30] Taro
    You didn't have fun?
[23:31] Haru
    I mean, I didn't not have any fun at all!
[23:33] Taro
    So which is it?