E5 - Grab Her Weakness!!

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SIGN    This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
    are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
[00:01] NARRATOR
    The former-delinquent-turned-
    pseudo-honor-student Koshitan
[00:04] NARRATOR
    occasionally wakes up early
    to keep up her honor student pretense.
[00:08] KOSHITAN
    I feel like someone out there
    is sarcastically dissing me.
[00:12] KOSHITAN
    Behold.
[00:13] KOSHITAN
    That weird deer girl has somewhat
    thrown me off my game lately,
[00:17] KOSHITAN
    but when I, the prim and proper
    Koshi Torako, have my wits about me,
[00:20] KOSHITAN
    I shine brightest in the morning sun.
[00:27] KOSHITAN
    A letter?
[00:27] NOKOTAN
    A letter?
SIGN    Grab Her Weakness!!
[02:06] NOKOTAN
    Notsu!
[02:06] KOSHITAN
    What're you doing here so early?
[02:08] KOSHITAN
    You usually barely make it
    in the nick of time!
[02:11] NOKOTAN
    I rolled over in bed this morning,
    and then here I was.
[02:14] KOSHITAN
    How much do you toss and turn?!
[02:15] NOKOTAN
    Roll, roll.
[02:16] NARRATOR
    This much.
[02:18] KOSHITAN
    Anyway, I can't believe you managed to sneak
    up on me, the former top delinquent in Hino.
[02:23] KOSHITAN
    Where have my kill-or-be-killed instincts gone?
[02:26] NOKOTAN
    I'm always in life-or-death situations, too.
SIGN    Hunters' Association
[03:00] NOKOTAN
    Notsu!
[03:08] KOSHITAN
    Pull the other one!
    What are you, some kind of fugitive?!
[03:10] NOKOTAN
    A letter in your shoe locker...
[03:14] NOKOTAN
    You think it's a love letter?
[03:15] KOSHITAN
    L-Love...
[03:19] NOKOTAN
    Hm? First time getting one?
[03:22] KOSHITAN
    A-As if!
[03:23] KOSHITAN
    I know a girl as pretty as myself might seem
    like she's out of everyone's league...
[03:28] KOSHITAN
    But I figured I'd be getting one of these soon.
[03:32] NOKOTAN
    Stare...
[03:33] KOSHITAN
    What's with that look?
[03:34] KOSHITAN
    What, have you gotten
    love letters before, then?
[03:38] NOKOTAN
    Nope!
[03:39] KOSHITAN
    You haven't?!
[03:41] KOSHITAN
    Why are you acting all high-and-mighty, then?
[03:44] NOKOTAN
    I haven't yet,
[03:46] NOKOTAN
    but I feel an aura coming
    from my locker as we speak.
[03:50] NOKOTAN
    The aura of another love letter.
[03:52] KOSHITAN
    Wha?
[03:54] NOKOTAN
    My antlers speak of it.
[03:56] KOSHITAN
    I find that hard to believe.
[03:59] KOSHITAN
    But...
[04:00] KOSHITAN
    After what happened the other day...
[04:03] NOKOTAN
    The time is now!
[04:04] NOKOTAN
    Open!
[04:07] KOSHITAN
    You got nothing.
[04:09] KOSHITAN
    She's in pain! Lots of it!
[04:11] KOSHITAN
    D-Don't let it get to ya.
[04:14] KOSHITAN
    These things are all about
    timing and happenstance.
[04:19] NOKOTAN
    ...ever.
[04:19] KOSHITAN
    Huh?
[04:20] NOKOTAN
    Whatever! I bet the TV stations,
    streaming companies, and Kodansha
[04:24] NOKOTAN
    are all getting truckloads
    of fan mail addressed to me!
[04:28] KOSHITAN
    Wh-What're you even talking about?
[04:30] NARRATOR
    Please send her some, if you'd like.
[04:32] NOKOTAN
    So? Are you gonna go out with the sender?
[04:36] KOSHITAN
    Huh? Go out?
[04:38] KOSHITAN
    Hang on. We don't know
    that it's a love letter yet.
[04:41] KOSHITAN
    A-A-And I don't know about
    jumping straight to going out...
[04:44] NOKOTAN
    Get over yourself, you big baby!
[04:47] NOKOTAN
    You might be fine with dodging the question,
[04:49] NOKOTAN
    but imagine how that'd make the sender feel!
[04:52] NOKOTAN
    You need to give this some serious thought!
[04:55] KOSHITAN
    F-Facts and logic!
[04:59] NOKOTAN
    Take your time, meet them halfway,
[05:02] NOKOTAN
    and if you end up feeling
    the spark, too, then...
[05:07] NOKOTAN
    Love and be loved. Do it for me, too.
[05:10] KOSHITAN
    Shikanoko...
[05:12] KOSHITAN
    You're right. They put their
    heart and soul into this.
[05:16] KOSHITAN
    I should take it with an open heart
    and an open mind—
SIGN    Throwdown Challenge
[05:21] KOSHITAN
    Damn it all!
[05:27] KOSHITAN
    Say something!
[05:28] KOSHITAN
    If you wanna challenge me to a fight,
    look me in the eye, woman-to-woman!
[05:31] KOSHITAN
    Not that I really thought it was a love
    letter or anything! Not for one second!
[05:36] KOSHITAN
    Say something, seriously!
[05:42] BADGIRL
    Glad you had the guts to show your face,
    Koshi Torako, the Wild Beast of Hino!
[05:46] KOSHITAN
    And I'm glad to see you
    so full of life this morning.
[05:49] BADGIRL
    Didja think that was a love letter?
    Made your heart skip a beat, did it?
[05:53] BADGIRL
    I see you have some weird-ass new pet, too.
[05:57] KOSHITAN
    Pet?
[06:00] KOSHITAN
    She means you!
[06:02] KOSHITAN
    Why'd you come with me, anyway?
[06:04] BADGIRL
    Not that it matters.
[06:05] BADGIRL
    I'm gonna kick your butt and take the title
    of Hino's baddest badass for myself!
[06:10] KOSHITAN
    Hate to break it to you, but I live life
    on the straight and narrow now.
[06:14] KOSHITAN
    I can't have you stalking me, though,
[06:17] KOSHITAN
    so I'll end you right now!
[06:21] KOSHITAN
    Uh, why are you taking up a fighting stance?
[06:24] NOKOTAN
    I'll help you out. Deer Club sisterhood.
[06:27] NOKOTAN
    Bring it!
[06:28] KOSHITAN
    I don't need your help!
[06:29] NOKOTAN
    Koshitan, did you forget who I am?
[06:34] NOKOTAN
    I'm a deer-human hybrid.
[06:37] NOKOTAN
    The ultimate primate...
[06:41] NOKOTAN
    a deer.
[06:41] KOSHITAN
    Not sounding too ultimate to me!
[06:44] NARRATOR
    Maybe she should try saying that
    after she's beaten Yoshida Saori.
[06:48] BADGIRL
    Oh, very funny! But you won't be
    goofing off for long!
[07:02] BADGIRL
    Hi-yah!
[07:04] BADGIRLA
    Gotcha!
[07:16] KOSHITAN
    They have the numbers
    and the weapons advantage.
[07:18] KOSHITAN
    Only so much I can do unarmed.
[07:23] NOKOTAN
    Use this, Koshitan!
[07:27] KOSHITAN
    The hell am I supposed to do with this?!
[07:54] NOKOTAN
    Bombing the school gym?
[07:56] NOKOTAN
    That's my former delinquent, Koshitan!
[07:58] KOSHITAN
    It's your damn fault!
    And it sent you flying, too!
SIGN    Daily Hino
SIGN    Hino High Bombed
SIGN    Miraculously No Casualties
[08:05] KOSHITAN
    I sure am glad this is a
    braindead comedy anime.
SIGN    Niigata Prefecture
    Yahikoyama Panorama Tower
SIGN    Biked here
[08:14] KOSHITAN
    Ever since she transferred in,
[08:17] KOSHITAN
    she's made my life a living hell.
[08:20] KOSHITAN
    And now I've even made the papers.
[08:23] KOSHITAN
    I'm left with no choice.
[08:25] KOSHITAN
    I must dig up dirt on her!
[08:27] KOSHITAN
    So here I am, tailing her after school
    on a day we're not meeting at club.
[08:33] KOSHITAN
    And she ain't doing squat.
[08:36] KOSHITAN
    She's been sitting there for an hour.
[08:39] KOSHITAN
    Is she waiting for someone?
    Just killing time?
[08:41] KOSHITAN
    What is she doing?
[08:43] KOSHITAN
    Wait, don't tell me...
[08:45] KOSHITAN
    Is she homeless?
[08:53] NOKOTAN
    I'm hungry.
[08:55] KOSHITAN
    Bingo!
[08:57] KOSHITAN
    So she has no home and
    no money to even buy food?
[09:01] NOKOTAN
    Guess I'll have a snack.
[09:03] KOSHITAN
    Those flavor- and aroma-less
    antlers are all she has to eat?
[09:07] KOSHITAN
    I'm starting to feel sorry for her.
[09:10] KOSHITAN
    Oh, well. Guess I'll buy her dinner.
[09:17] NOKOTAN
    Yum.
[09:17] KOSHITAN
    That's nuts!
[09:19] NARRATOR
    Nope, bananas.
[09:20] KOSHITAN
    C-Calm down.
[09:22] KOSHITAN
    I've just started tailing her.
[09:25] KOSHITAN
    I'll let her roam free...
[09:26] NOKOTAN
    I'm out.
[09:28] KOSHITAN
    ...and get dirt on her for sure!
[09:31] NOKOTAN
    I should get going.
[09:35] KOSHITAN
    Oh? Going home?
[09:37] KOSHITAN
    Right, figures she'd have somewhere to go.
SIGN    Hino Zoo
[09:51] NOKOTAN
    Notsu, Tsunoda-san.
[09:53] TSUNODA
    Notsu.
[09:56] KOSHITAN
    Hold up. Is this her home?
SIGN    Deer
[09:59] KOSHITAN
    She's living with Tsunoda?!
[10:00] KOSHITAN
    Either way,
[10:02] KOSHITAN
    is this a... deer exhibit?
[10:06] KOSHITAN
    What's with this bizarre exhibit?
[10:08] KOSHITAN
    Have you lost your mind, Hino Zoo?!
[10:10] GIRLFRIEND
    Hey, deer!
[10:13] BOYFRIEND
    How cute.
[10:14] NOKOTAN
    Welcome to Hino Zoo.
[10:16] BOYFRIEND
    It talked!
[10:17] GIRLFRIEND
    It's so smart!
[10:18] KOSHITAN
    Wait, you're allowed to talk?
[10:21] NOKOTAN
    This here's a deer exhibit.
[10:24] KOSHITAN
    Whoa, now she stepped up.
[10:25] BOYFRIEND
    It stood up!
[10:26] GIRLFRIEND
    Deer are amazing!
[10:28] KOSHITAN
    What do they think deer are?
[10:29] NARRATOR
    The very concept of deer
    begins to shift in her mind.
[10:32] NOKOTAN
    In the deer corner, you can feed a deer.
[10:35] GIRLFRIEND
    I'd like to try.
[10:37] BOYFRIEND
    Yeah, let's do it.
[10:38] NOKOTAN
    That'll be 300 yen per person.
[10:39] KOSHITAN
    You're charging?!
[10:44] NOKOTAN
    Here.
[10:45] GIRLFRIEND
    Wow! I've never seen deer
    crackers in real life before!
[10:48] GIRLFRIEND
    Which ones do I feed?
[10:51] GIRLFRIEND
    Hey, a fawn?
[10:53] GIRLFRIEND
    Come here.
[10:54] GIRLFRIEND
    Deer cracker for you.
[10:56] GIRLFRIEND
    Say "aah"...
[11:01] GIRLFRIEND
    What's with this deer? Unhand me!
SIGN    The bananas weren't enough
[11:05] KOSHITAN
    She sells deer crackers
    and then eats them herself?
[11:07] GIRLFRIEND
    Quit it already!
[11:09] GIRLFRIEND
    And stop licking my hand! Gross!
[11:09] KOSHITAN
    Forget dirt. I'm only
    digging up more questions.
[11:12] KOSHITAN
    And, heck...
[11:14] KOSHITAN
    Why's everyone just accepting
    her as part of the exhibit?
[11:17] KOSHITAN
    Am I the crazy one?
[11:19] GIRLFRIEND
    Yikes, what the heck?
[11:22] PA
    It's time for Hino Zoo's
    famous deer procession.
[11:28] PA
    Please leave ample room
    in the walkways as you wait.
[11:30] KOSHITAN
    Deer procession?
[11:40] KOSHITAN
    Talk about a wild ride!
[11:42] KOSHITAN
    Wh-What is this?
[11:43] KOSHITAN
    Don't these things usually
    feature smaller animals?
[11:47] MITSU
    Oh, how adorable. And those
    antlers are magnificent.
[11:51] MITSU
    The deer are opening hearts everywhere.
[11:53] KOSHITAN
    Who the heck are you?
[11:55] MITSU
    Feast your eyes.
[11:56] KOSHITAN
    Huh?
[11:58] KOSHITAN
    Now what?!
[12:04] KOSHITAN
    What's with this illusion?
[12:07] KOSHITAN
    And it's a hit for some reason!
[12:09] KIDA
    The Deer-neesama's wearing a sailor uniform!
[12:13] KOSHITAN
    The hell's a Deer-neesama?!
[12:14] KIDB
    It's like I'm in a deer meadow.
[12:17] KOSHITAN
    And what's a deer meadow?
[12:19] MITSU
    "The Chosen One will descend upon deer
    territory, clad in sailor uniform."
[12:25] MITSU
    The legend was true!
[12:28] KOSHITAN
    That wasn't foreshadowed at all, though!
[12:31] NOKOTAN
    Huh? Koshitan!
[12:32] KOSHITAN
    Ack.
[12:33] NOKOTAN
    What're you doing here?
[12:36] NOKOTAN
    And why're you dressed like that?
[12:39] KOSHITAN
    Uh, I was just walking around
    'cause I was bored.
[12:42] KOSHITAN
    The zoo can be good fun every now and then.
[12:45] NOKOTAN
    Huh...
[12:46] KOSHITAN
    Wh-What?
[12:48] NOKOTAN
    Wait, Koshitan, are you...
[12:51] NOKOTAN
    a fan of mine?
[12:53] KOSHITAN
    Don't push your luck.
[12:55] PA
    Thank you for visiting Hino Zoo today.
[12:59] PA
    We will be closing at 5 PM.
[13:03] PA
    We eagerly await your next visit.
[13:07] NOKOTAN
    Great work, everydeer.
[13:08] NOKOTAN
    Man, work sure wore me out again today.
[13:12] KOSHITAN
    "Work"?
[13:13] KOSHITAN
    So she doesn't live here.
[13:17] NOKOTAN
    I should treat myself to some boba
    on the way home.
[13:20] KOSHITAN
    Do you have the money for that?
[13:22] NOKOTAN
    Huh? Yeah?
[13:26] KOSHITAN
    What's with the fat stacks?!
[13:28] KOSHITAN
    Why'd you look so sad
    back in the park, then?!
[13:31] NOKOTAN
    Why are you mad?
[13:33] KOSHITAN
    I'm not mad!
[13:34] NOKOTAN
    Come on.
[13:36] NOKOTAN
    Let's get boba together.
[13:38] KOSHITAN
    Huh? Wh-Why would I go with you?
[13:46] KOSHITAN
    Delicious!
[13:46] DEER
    Deerlicious.
[13:48] NOKOTAN
    Right? The boba tea here is yummy.
[13:54] NOKOTAN
    Delicious!
[13:55] DEER
    Deerlicious.
[14:02] NARRATOR
    After Koshitan experienced that staple
    of youth, grabbing a bite after school...
[14:08] NOKOTAN
    See you tomorrow!
[14:11] KOSHITAN
    Yeah.
[14:14] NARRATOR
    ...she completely forgot about tailing
    Nokotan and went home with a smile.
[14:19] NARRATOR
    Easy as ever.
SIGN    Niigata Prefecture
    Yahiko Shrine
    Deer Garden
SIGN    Niigata Prefecture, Yahikoyama
    Yahiko Shrine
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[14:32] NARRATOR
    Nekoyamada Neko, student council
    vice president, 132 cm tall.
[14:38] NARRATOR
    She's plotting to abolish the Deer Club
    and bring about Koshitan's downfall.
[14:43] NEKO
    The president got summoned by her
    homeroom teacher. She shouldn't be here.
[14:46] NEKO
    Now's my chance.
[14:48] NEKO
    To fulfill my ambition of becoming
    president and the school's madonna...
[14:54] NEKO
    Today I'll dig up dirt on her!
[14:59] NOKOTAN
    Notsu.
[15:02] NEKO
    Wh-Whoa! Don't scare me like that!
[15:06] NOKOTAN
    Right back at ya.
[15:08] NOKOTAN
    What were you doing there?
[15:10] NEKO
    Huh? O-Oh, uh... Well...
[15:13] NOKOTAN
    Oh!
[15:14] NEKO
    What?
[15:15] NOKOTAN
    Could it be...
[15:17] NOKOTAN
    You want to join?
[15:20] NEKO
    Wha?
[15:21] NEKO
    Uh, no.
[15:22] NOKOTAN
    You should've said so!
[15:25] NOKOTAN
    Be right there.
[15:27] NEKO
    Okay, time to scram.
[15:28] NOKOTAN
    Thanks for waiting!
SIGN    Welcome to the Deer Club
[15:31] NOKOTAN
    Welcome to the Deer Club!
[15:33] NEKO
    We got a clown in the house!
[15:38] NOKOTAN
    It's so great that the Deer Club's
    getting a new member.
[15:43] NOKOTAN
    What made you want to join?
[15:44] NEKO
    Uh, actually...
[15:44] NOKOTAN
    You realized that deer are gonna
    take over the world, too?
[15:48] NOKOTAN
    So you wanted to be closer to deer?
[15:49] NOKOTAN
    Deer are so great, huh?
[15:51] NEKO
    Wait—
[15:51] NOKOTAN
    What do you like about deer? The antlers?
[15:53] NOKOTAN
    Oh, want a deer cracker?
[15:55] NEKO
    Th-There's been a mewsunderstanding!
[15:58] NEKO
    Mews... mews... mews...
[16:01] NOKOTAN
    Hmm? What do you mean?
[16:03] NEKO
    I-I don't want to join or anything.
[16:07] NEKO
    I was, uh... Right. I was just passing by.
[16:11] NEKO
    So I'm sorry, but I'm not going to join.
[16:14] NOKOTAN
    Gah!
[16:16] NEKO
    Huh?
[16:18] NOKOTAN
    Oh... I jumped the gun, huh?
[16:22] NEKO
    She's in pain. Lots of it.
[16:25] NOKOTAN
    Sorry about that. Not many people
    want to join, so I got all hyped up.
[16:30] NOKOTAN
    I went overboard and made
    myself look like a clown.
[16:34] NOKOTAN
    Laugh at me if you want!
[16:37] NEKO
    Th-The guilt... It's killing me.
[16:40] NEKO
    Oh, I know.
[16:41] NEKO
    While I'm here, I think I'll join
    on a trial basis, maybe?
[16:45] NEKO
    I mean, it might help me find
    some dirt on the president.
[16:49] NOKOTAN
    Really?
[16:50] NEKO
    And she seems dumb. A perfect pawn.
[16:54] NOKOTAN
    Okay, time for introductions.
[16:56] NOKOTAN
    I'm Shikanoko Noko. Call me Nokotan.
[17:00] NEKO
    Nekoyamada Neko. I'm a third-year.
[17:03] NOKOTAN
    Nice to meetcha, Shikayamada-san!
[17:05] NEKO
    Could you not casually deer-ify me?!
[17:07] NARRATOR
    Full name Shikayamada Shika, I presume.
[17:11] NOKOTAN
    Okay, let's get to the usual deer regime.
[17:15] NOKOTAN
    You should join us while you're here,
    Shikayamada-san.
[17:19] NEKO
    The heck is the deer regime?!
[17:20] NARRATOR
    Looks like she's made her peace
    with being Shikayamada.
[17:23] NOKOTAN
    But first, let me introduce you
    to the other members.
[17:27] NOKOTAN
    This here's the Deer Club's second deer,
[17:29] NOKOTAN
    Bashame.
[17:30] BASHAME
    Bashame's Bashame Meme.
[17:32] BASHAME
    The Deer Club's deer-in-training,
    a more-than-human-less-than-deer first-year.
[17:37] BASHAME
    Nom.
[17:38] NEKO
    Why's she eating rice?
[17:42] BASHAME
    Also, Bashame wants to make a rice paddy soon.
[17:44] NEKO
    Who are you even talking to?
[17:46] NEKO
    W-Well, I'm a third-year, which makes me
    your senpai. Nice to meet you.
[17:50] BASHAMA
    Nice to meet you, too.
[17:52] BASHAMA
    But Bashame's your senpai
    in deerdom. Don't forget that.
[17:58] NEKO
    Huh... Uh, okay.
[18:01] NEKO
    Sorry about that.
[18:02] NARRATOR
    When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
[18:04] NARRATOR
    When in the Deer Club, do as the deer dee.
[18:07] NOKOTAN
    And this is our third deer,
[18:09] NOKOTAN
    Anko.
[18:10] ANKO
    I don't want you calling me a deer.
[18:13] NOKOTAN
    Huh? But you said you were.
[18:16] ANKO
    The only one who can call me
    a deer is Onee-chan.
[18:19] ANKO
    I'm a deer for her and her alone!
[18:22] NEKO
    Uh, you're the student council
    president's little sister, right?
[18:26] ANKO
    Yes, what about it?
[18:27] NEKO
    What do you mean, a deer for her alone?
[18:30] ANKO
    I meant what I said.
[18:32] ANKO
    Is there a problem?
[18:34] NEKO
    Nope. No problems.
[18:37] NEKO
    None at all.
[18:39] NOKOTAN
    Okay, let's begin the deer regime.
[18:43] NOKOTAN
    First...
[18:44] NOKOTAN
    Here.
[18:48] NEKO
    Uh...
[18:49] NEKO
    Those are deer crackers, right?
[18:53] NEKO
    What about them?
SIGN    Deer Crackers
[18:57] NEKO
    Ow! What was that for?!
[18:59] NOKOTAN
    Shikayamada...
[19:01] NOKOTAN
    You call yourself an aspiring deer?!
[19:03] NEKO
    Not sure how you want me to respond to that.
[19:05] NEKO
    You just held out some deer crackers
    and said nothing else.
[19:10] NOKOTAN
    Bashame. You're the senpai.
[19:12] NOKOTAN
    Show her how it's done.
[19:18] NOKOTAN
    A deer, upon finding deer crackers,
    must consume them post-haste.
[19:22] NOKOTAN
    This is basic deernomics.
[19:24] NOKOTAN
    And this is training to hone
    that response in you.
[19:26] NOKOTAN
    Come at me like we're on
    a battlefield from now on.
[19:29] NEKO
    Y-Yessir.
[19:31] NARRATOR
    I pray that you never have to go into battle.
[19:35] NOKOTAN
    Next up, Anko.
[19:37] ANKO
    I only eat deer crackers Onee-chan offers me.
[19:40] ANKO
    Why isn't she here, anyway?
[19:42] NOKOTAN
    Our homeroom teacher wanted to talk to her.
    She might not make it today.
[19:46] ANKO
    You should've told me that at the start!
[19:48] ANKO
    I can sneak into her room all I want now!
[19:52] ANKO
    And, once inside,
    I can do whatever my heart desires!
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
SIGN    Deer Crackers
[19:56] NEKO
    Huh? She's leaving in the middle of training?
[19:59] NEKO
    Are there no rules here?
[20:01] NOKOTAN
    Next up, the antler regime!
[20:02] NEKO
    Antler regime?!
[20:03] NOKOTAN
    A deer must be able to grow antlers at will.
[20:07] NOKOTAN
    Like this.
[20:08] NEKO
    I feel like that's a special skill
    even among deer!
[20:11] BASHAME
    Nokotan-senpai.
[20:13] BASHAME
    Bashame daresays the antler regime
    might be too advanced for a newbie.
[20:15] NEKO
    Like you're not a newbie yourself!
[20:18] NOKOTAN
    Bashame, I see where you're coming from.
[20:21] NOKOTAN
    But one look told me
    all I needed to know earlier.
[20:25] NOKOTAN
    This girl here?
[20:27] NOKOTAN
    She has potential to be the real deer.
[20:31] NOKOTAN
    Okay, time to train!
[20:32] NEKO
    R-Right.
[20:35] NOKOTAN
    Close your eyes and picture it.
[20:38] NOKOTAN
    Picture antlers growing out of your head.
[20:41] NEKO
    Antlers growing...
[20:43] NOKOTAN
    Right. Relax.
[20:45] NEKO
    Picture antlers growing...
    Picture antlers growing...
[20:55] NEKO
    Wait, we get your antlers growing?!
[20:57] BASHAME
    H-How is a newbie doing this?
[21:00] NOKOTAN
    Way to go, Shikayamada.
[21:02] NOKOTAN
    I didn't expect you to be such a prodigy.
[21:04] NEKO
    Wait, that counts?
[21:05] NOKOTAN
    I've never ran into anyone
    who could grow them so long.
[21:10] BASHAME
    Bashame's so jelly!
[21:12] NEKO
    Do I really have immense deer talent?!
[21:16] NARRATOR
    Neko-chan's just as easy as Koshitan.
[21:21] NOKOTAN
    That does it for club today.
[21:23] NOKOTAN
    You did well, Shikayamada.
[21:26] NOKOTAN
    These are for you.
[21:28] NOKOTAN
    Congratulations.
[21:29] NOKOTAN
    You can proudly call yourself a deer now.
[21:32] NEKO
    Instructor!
[21:33] BASHAME
    Bashame hates to admit it,
    but you're the real deer.
[21:39] NEKO
    Heck yeah!
[21:40] NEKO
    The Deer Club rules!
[21:49] NEKO
    Wait, I failed to dig up any dirt
    on Koshi Torako again!
[21:55] NEKO
    Hiss!
[21:57] NARRATOR
    Hang in there, Neko-chan.
[21:59] NARRATOR
    The experience you gained today
    may come in handy someday...
[22:02] NARRATOR
    or it may not.