# E5 - Grab Her Weakness!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQEX3X/grab-her-weakness)
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***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
**[00:01] NARRATOR**
The former-delinquent-turned-
pseudo-honor-student Koshitan
**[00:04] NARRATOR**
occasionally wakes up early
to keep up her honor student pretense.
**[00:08] KOSHITAN**
* I feel like someone out there*
* is sarcastically dissing me.*
**[00:12] KOSHITAN**
*Behold.*
**[00:13] KOSHITAN**
* That weird deer girl has somewhat*
* thrown me off my game lately,*
**[00:17] KOSHITAN**
* but when I, the prim and proper*
* Koshi Torako, have my wits about me,*
**[00:20] KOSHITAN**
*I shine brightest in the morning sun.*
**[00:27] KOSHITAN**
A letter?
**[00:27] NOKOTAN**
A letter?
***SIGN*** Grab Her Weakness!!
**[02:06] NOKOTAN**
Notsu!
**[02:06] KOSHITAN**
What're you doing here so early?
**[02:08] KOSHITAN**
You usually barely make it
in the nick of time!
**[02:11] NOKOTAN**
I rolled over in bed this morning,
and then here I was.
**[02:14] KOSHITAN**
How much do you toss and turn?!
**[02:15] NOKOTAN**
Roll, roll.
**[02:16] NARRATOR**
This much.
**[02:18] KOSHITAN**
Anyway, I can't believe you managed to sneak
up on me, the former top delinquent in Hino.
**[02:23] KOSHITAN**
Where have my kill-or-be-killed instincts gone?
**[02:26] NOKOTAN**
I'm always in life-or-death situations, too.
***SIGN*** Hunters' Association
**[03:00] NOKOTAN**
Notsu!
**[03:08] KOSHITAN**
Pull the other one!
What are you, some kind of fugitive?!
**[03:10] NOKOTAN**
A letter in your shoe locker...
**[03:14] NOKOTAN**
You think it's a love letter?
**[03:15] KOSHITAN**
L-Love...
**[03:19] NOKOTAN**
Hm? First time getting one?
**[03:22] KOSHITAN**
A-As if!
**[03:23] KOSHITAN**
I know a girl as pretty as myself might seem
like she's out of everyone's league...
**[03:28] KOSHITAN**
But I figured I'd be getting one of these soon.
**[03:32] NOKOTAN**
Stare...
**[03:33] KOSHITAN**
What's with that look?
**[03:34] KOSHITAN**
What, have *you* gotten
love letters before, then?
**[03:38] NOKOTAN**
Nope!
**[03:39] KOSHITAN**
You haven't?!
**[03:41] KOSHITAN**
Why are you acting all high-and-mighty, then?
**[03:44] NOKOTAN**
I haven't *yet*,
**[03:46] NOKOTAN**
but I feel an aura coming
from my locker as we speak.
**[03:50] NOKOTAN**
The aura of another love letter.
**[03:52] KOSHITAN**
Wha?
**[03:54] NOKOTAN**
My antlers speak of it.
**[03:56] KOSHITAN**
*I find that hard to believe.*
**[03:59] KOSHITAN**
*But...*
**[04:00] KOSHITAN**
*After what happened the other day...*
**[04:03] NOKOTAN**
The time is now!
**[04:04] NOKOTAN**
Open!
**[04:07] KOSHITAN**
You got nothing.
**[04:09] KOSHITAN**
*She's in pain! Lots of it!*
**[04:11] KOSHITAN**
D-Don't let it get to ya.
**[04:14] KOSHITAN**
These things are all about
timing and happenstance.
**[04:19] NOKOTAN**
...ever.
**[04:19] KOSHITAN**
Huh?
**[04:20] NOKOTAN**
Whatever! I bet the TV stations,
streaming companies, and Kodansha
**[04:24] NOKOTAN**
are all getting truckloads
of fan mail addressed to me!
**[04:28] KOSHITAN**
Wh-What're you even talking about?
**[04:30] NARRATOR**
Please send her some, if you'd like.
**[04:32] NOKOTAN**
So? Are you gonna go out with the sender?
**[04:36] KOSHITAN**
Huh? Go out?
**[04:38] KOSHITAN**
Hang on. We don't know
that it's a love letter yet.
**[04:41] KOSHITAN**
A-A-And I don't know about
jumping straight to going out...
**[04:44] NOKOTAN**
Get over yourself, you big baby!
**[04:47] NOKOTAN**
You might be fine with dodging the question,
**[04:49] NOKOTAN**
but imagine how that'd make the sender feel!
**[04:52] NOKOTAN**
You need to give this some serious thought!
**[04:55] KOSHITAN**
F-Facts and logic!
**[04:59] NOKOTAN**
Take your time, meet them halfway,
**[05:02] NOKOTAN**
and if you end up feeling
the spark, too, then...
**[05:07] NOKOTAN**
Love and be loved. Do it for me, too.
**[05:10] KOSHITAN**
Shikanoko...
**[05:12] KOSHITAN**
You're right. They put their
heart and soul into this.
**[05:16] KOSHITAN**
I should take it with an open heart
and an open mind—
***SIGN*** Throwdown Challenge
**[05:21] KOSHITAN**
Damn it all!
**[05:27] KOSHITAN**
Say something!
**[05:28] KOSHITAN**
If you wanna challenge me to a fight,
look me in the eye, woman-to-woman!
**[05:31] KOSHITAN**
Not that I really thought it was a love
letter or anything! Not for one second!
**[05:36] KOSHITAN**
Say something, seriously!
**[05:42] BADGIRL**
Glad you had the guts to show your face,
Koshi Torako, the Wild Beast of Hino!
**[05:46] KOSHITAN**
And I'm glad to see you
so full of life this morning.
**[05:49] BADGIRL**
Didja think that was a love letter?
Made your heart skip a beat, did it?
**[05:53] BADGIRL**
I see you have some weird-ass new pet, too.
**[05:57] KOSHITAN**
Pet?
**[06:00] KOSHITAN**
She means you!
**[06:02] KOSHITAN**
Why'd you come with me, anyway?
**[06:04] BADGIRL**
Not that it matters.
**[06:05] BADGIRL**
I'm gonna kick your butt and take the title
of Hino's baddest badass for myself!
**[06:10] KOSHITAN**
Hate to break it to you, but I live life
on the straight and narrow now.
**[06:14] KOSHITAN**
I can't have you stalking me, though,
**[06:17] KOSHITAN**
so I'll end you right now!
**[06:21] KOSHITAN**
Uh, why are you taking up a fighting stance?
**[06:24] NOKOTAN**
I'll help you out. Deer Club sisterhood.
**[06:27] NOKOTAN**
Bring it!
**[06:28] KOSHITAN**
I don't need your help!
**[06:29] NOKOTAN**
Koshitan, did you forget who I am?
**[06:34] NOKOTAN**
I'm a deer-human hybrid.
**[06:37] NOKOTAN**
The ultimate primate...
**[06:41] NOKOTAN**
a deer.
**[06:41] KOSHITAN**
Not sounding too ultimate to me!
**[06:44] NARRATOR**
Maybe she should try saying that
after she's beaten Yoshida Saori.
**[06:48] BADGIRL**
Oh, very funny! But you won't be
goofing off for long!
**[07:02] BADGIRL**
Hi-yah!
**[07:04] BADGIRLA**
Gotcha!
**[07:16] KOSHITAN**
* They have the numbers*
* and the weapons advantage.*
**[07:18] KOSHITAN**
*Only so much I can do unarmed.*
**[07:23] NOKOTAN**
Use this, Koshitan!
**[07:27] KOSHITAN**
The hell am I supposed to do with this?!
**[07:54] NOKOTAN**
Bombing the school gym?
**[07:56] NOKOTAN**
That's my former delinquent, Koshitan!
**[07:58] KOSHITAN**
It's your damn fault!
And it sent you flying, too!
***SIGN*** Daily Hino
***SIGN*** Hino High Bombed
***SIGN*** Miraculously No Casualties
**[08:05] KOSHITAN**
I sure am glad this is a
braindead comedy anime.
***SIGN*** Niigata Prefecture
Yahikoyama Panorama Tower
***SIGN*** Biked here
**[08:14] KOSHITAN**
*Ever since she transferred in,*
**[08:17] KOSHITAN**
*she's made my life a living hell.*
**[08:20] KOSHITAN**
*And now I've even made the papers.*
**[08:23] KOSHITAN**
*I'm left with no choice.*
**[08:25] KOSHITAN**
*I must dig up dirt on her!*
**[08:27] KOSHITAN**
* So here I am, tailing her after school*
* on a day we're not meeting at club.*
**[08:33] KOSHITAN**
*And she ain't doing squat.*
**[08:36] KOSHITAN**
*She's been sitting there for an hour.*
**[08:39] KOSHITAN**
* Is she waiting for someone?*
* Just killing time?*
**[08:41] KOSHITAN**
*What is she doing?*
**[08:43] KOSHITAN**
*Wait, don't tell me...*
**[08:45] KOSHITAN**
*Is she homeless?*
**[08:53] NOKOTAN**
I'm hungry.
**[08:55] KOSHITAN**
*Bingo!*
**[08:57] KOSHITAN**
* So she has no home and*
* no money to even buy food?*
**[09:01] NOKOTAN**
Guess I'll have a snack.
**[09:03] KOSHITAN**
* Those flavor- and aroma-less*
* antlers are all she has to eat?*
**[09:07] KOSHITAN**
*I'm starting to feel sorry for her.*
**[09:10] KOSHITAN**
*Oh, well. Guess I'll buy her dinner.*
**[09:17] NOKOTAN**
Yum.
**[09:17] KOSHITAN**
*That's nuts!*
**[09:19] NARRATOR**
Nope, bananas.
**[09:20] KOSHITAN**
*C-Calm down.*
**[09:22] KOSHITAN**
*I've just started tailing her.*
**[09:25] KOSHITAN**
*I'll let her roam free...*
**[09:26] NOKOTAN**
I'm out.
**[09:28] KOSHITAN**
*...and get dirt on her for sure!*
**[09:31] NOKOTAN**
I should get going.
**[09:35] KOSHITAN**
*Oh? Going home?*
**[09:37] KOSHITAN**
*Right, figures she'd have somewhere to go.*
***SIGN*** Hino Zoo
**[09:51] NOKOTAN**
Notsu, Tsunoda-san.
**[09:53] TSUNODA**
Notsu.
**[09:56] KOSHITAN**
*Hold up. Is this her home?*
***SIGN*** Deer
**[09:59] KOSHITAN**
*She's living with Tsunoda?!*
**[10:00] KOSHITAN**
*Either way,*
**[10:02] KOSHITAN**
*is this a... deer exhibit?*
**[10:06] KOSHITAN**
*What's with this bizarre exhibit?*
**[10:08] KOSHITAN**
*Have you lost your mind, Hino Zoo?!*
**[10:10] GIRLFRIEND**
Hey, deer!
**[10:13] BOYFRIEND**
How cute.
**[10:14] NOKOTAN**
Welcome to Hino Zoo.
**[10:16] BOYFRIEND**
It talked!
**[10:17] GIRLFRIEND**
It's so smart!
**[10:18] KOSHITAN**
*Wait, you're allowed to talk?*
**[10:21] NOKOTAN**
This here's a deer exhibit.
**[10:24] KOSHITAN**
*Whoa, now she stepped up.*
**[10:25] BOYFRIEND**
It stood up!
**[10:26] GIRLFRIEND**
Deer are amazing!
**[10:28] KOSHITAN**
*What do they think deer are?*
**[10:29] NARRATOR**
The very concept of deer
begins to shift in her mind.
**[10:32] NOKOTAN**
In the deer corner, you can feed a deer.
**[10:35] GIRLFRIEND**
I'd like to try.
**[10:37] BOYFRIEND**
Yeah, let's do it.
**[10:38] NOKOTAN**
That'll be 300 yen per person.
**[10:39] KOSHITAN**
*You're charging?!*
**[10:44] NOKOTAN**
Here.
**[10:45] GIRLFRIEND**
Wow! I've never seen deer
crackers in real life before!
**[10:48] GIRLFRIEND**
Which ones do I feed?
**[10:51] GIRLFRIEND**
Hey, a fawn?
**[10:53] GIRLFRIEND**
Come here.
**[10:54] GIRLFRIEND**
Deer cracker for you.
**[10:56] GIRLFRIEND**
Say "aah"...
**[11:01] GIRLFRIEND**
What's with this deer? Unhand me!
***SIGN*** The bananas weren't enough
**[11:05] KOSHITAN**
* She sells deer crackers*
* and then eats them herself?*
**[11:07] GIRLFRIEND**
Quit it already!
**[11:09] GIRLFRIEND**
And stop licking my hand! Gross!
**[11:09] KOSHITAN**
* Forget dirt. I'm only*
* digging up more questions.*
**[11:12] KOSHITAN**
*And, heck...*
**[11:14] KOSHITAN**
* Why's everyone just accepting*
* her as part of the exhibit?*
**[11:17] KOSHITAN**
*Am I the crazy one?*
**[11:19] GIRLFRIEND**
Yikes, what the heck?
**[11:22] PA**
* It's time for Hino Zoo's*
* famous deer procession.*
**[11:28] PA**
* Please leave ample room*
* in the walkways as you wait.*
**[11:30] KOSHITAN**
Deer procession?
**[11:40] KOSHITAN**
Talk about a wild ride!
**[11:42] KOSHITAN**
Wh-What is this?
**[11:43] KOSHITAN**
Don't these things usually
feature smaller animals?
**[11:47] MITSU**
Oh, how adorable. And those
antlers are magnificent.
**[11:51] MITSU**
The deer are opening hearts everywhere.
**[11:53] KOSHITAN**
Who the heck are you?
**[11:55] MITSU**
Feast your eyes.
**[11:56] KOSHITAN**
Huh?
**[11:58] KOSHITAN**
Now what?!
**[12:04] KOSHITAN**
What's with this illusion?
**[12:07] KOSHITAN**
And it's a hit for some reason!
**[12:09] KIDA**
The Deer-neesama's wearing a sailor uniform!
**[12:13] KOSHITAN**
The hell's a Deer-neesama?!
**[12:14] KIDB**
It's like I'm in a deer meadow.
**[12:17] KOSHITAN**
And what's a deer meadow?
**[12:19] MITSU**
"The Chosen One will descend upon deer
territory, clad in sailor uniform."
**[12:25] MITSU**
The legend was true!
**[12:28] KOSHITAN**
That wasn't foreshadowed at all, though!
**[12:31] NOKOTAN**
Huh? Koshitan!
**[12:32] KOSHITAN**
Ack.
**[12:33] NOKOTAN**
What're you doing here?
**[12:36] NOKOTAN**
And why're you dressed like that?
**[12:39] KOSHITAN**
Uh, I was just walking around
'cause I was bored.
**[12:42] KOSHITAN**
The zoo can be good fun every now and then.
**[12:45] NOKOTAN**
Huh...
**[12:46] KOSHITAN**
Wh-What?
**[12:48] NOKOTAN**
Wait, Koshitan, are you...
**[12:51] NOKOTAN**
a fan of mine?
**[12:53] KOSHITAN**
Don't push your luck.
**[12:55] PA**
*Thank you for visiting Hino Zoo today.*
**[12:59] PA**
*We will be closing at 5 PM.*
**[13:03] PA**
*We eagerly await your next visit.*
**[13:07] NOKOTAN**
Great work, everydeer.
**[13:08] NOKOTAN**
Man, work sure wore me out again today.
**[13:12] KOSHITAN**
"Work"?
**[13:13] KOSHITAN**
*So she doesn't live here.*
**[13:17] NOKOTAN**
I should treat myself to some boba
on the way home.
**[13:20] KOSHITAN**
Do you have the money for that?
**[13:22] NOKOTAN**
Huh? Yeah?
**[13:26] KOSHITAN**
What's with the fat stacks?!
**[13:28] KOSHITAN**
Why'd you look so sad
back in the park, then?!
**[13:31] NOKOTAN**
Why are you mad?
**[13:33] KOSHITAN**
I'm not mad!
**[13:34] NOKOTAN**
Come on.
**[13:36] NOKOTAN**
Let's get boba together.
**[13:38] KOSHITAN**
Huh? Wh-Why would I go with you?
**[13:46] KOSHITAN**
Delicious!
**[13:46] DEER**
Deerlicious.
**[13:48] NOKOTAN**
Right? The boba tea here is yummy.
**[13:54] NOKOTAN**
Delicious!
**[13:55] DEER**
Deerlicious.
**[14:02] NARRATOR**
After Koshitan experienced that staple
of youth, grabbing a bite after school...
**[14:08] NOKOTAN**
See you tomorrow!
**[14:11] KOSHITAN**
Yeah.
**[14:14] NARRATOR**
...she completely forgot about tailing
Nokotan and went home with a smile.
**[14:19] NARRATOR**
Easy as ever.
***SIGN*** Niigata Prefecture
Yahiko Shrine
Deer Garden
***SIGN*** Niigata Prefecture, Yahikoyama
Yahiko Shrine
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[14:32] NARRATOR**
Nekoyamada Neko, student council
vice president, 132 cm tall.
**[14:38] NARRATOR**
She's plotting to abolish the Deer Club
and bring about Koshitan's downfall.
**[14:43] NEKO**
The president got summoned by her
homeroom teacher. She shouldn't be here.
**[14:46] NEKO**
Now's my chance.
**[14:48] NEKO**
To fulfill my ambition of becoming
president and the school's madonna...
**[14:54] NEKO**
Today I'll dig up dirt on her!
**[14:59] NOKOTAN**
Notsu.
**[15:02] NEKO**
Wh-Whoa! Don't scare me like that!
**[15:06] NOKOTAN**
Right back at ya.
**[15:08] NOKOTAN**
What were you doing there?
**[15:10] NEKO**
Huh? O-Oh, uh... Well...
**[15:13] NOKOTAN**
Oh!
**[15:14] NEKO**
What?
**[15:15] NOKOTAN**
Could it be...
**[15:17] NOKOTAN**
You want to join?
**[15:20] NEKO**
Wha?
**[15:21] NEKO**
Uh, no.
**[15:22] NOKOTAN**
You should've said so!
**[15:25] NOKOTAN**
Be right there.
**[15:27] NEKO**
Okay, time to scram.
**[15:28] NOKOTAN**
Thanks for waiting!
***SIGN*** Welcome to the Deer Club
**[15:31] NOKOTAN**
Welcome to the Deer Club!
**[15:33] NEKO**
*We got a clown in the house!*
**[15:38] NOKOTAN**
It's so great that the Deer Club's
getting a new member.
**[15:43] NOKOTAN**
What made you want to join?
**[15:44] NEKO**
Uh, actually...
**[15:44] NOKOTAN**
You realized that deer are gonna
take over the world, too?
**[15:48] NOKOTAN**
So you wanted to be closer to deer?
**[15:49] NOKOTAN**
Deer are so great, huh?
**[15:51] NEKO**
Wait—
**[15:51] NOKOTAN**
What do you like about deer? The antlers?
**[15:53] NOKOTAN**
Oh, want a deer cracker?
**[15:55] NEKO**
Th-There's been a mewsunderstanding!
**[15:58] NEKO**
*Mews... mews... mews...*
**[16:01] NOKOTAN**
Hmm? What do you mean?
**[16:03] NEKO**
I-I don't want to join or anything.
**[16:07] NEKO**
I was, uh... Right. I was just passing by.
**[16:11] NEKO**
So I'm sorry, but I'm not going to join.
**[16:14] NOKOTAN**
Gah!
**[16:16] NEKO**
Huh?
**[16:18] NOKOTAN**
Oh... I jumped the gun, huh?
**[16:22] NEKO**
*She's in pain. Lots of it.*
**[16:25] NOKOTAN**
Sorry about that. Not many people
want to join, so I got all hyped up.
**[16:30] NOKOTAN**
I went overboard and made
myself look like a clown.
**[16:34] NOKOTAN**
Laugh at me if you want!
**[16:37] NEKO**
*Th-The guilt... It's killing me.*
**[16:40] NEKO**
Oh, I know.
**[16:41] NEKO**
While I'm here, I think I'll join
on a trial basis, maybe?
**[16:45] NEKO**
* I mean, it might help me find*
* some dirt on the president.*
**[16:49] NOKOTAN**
Really?
**[16:50] NEKO**
*And she seems dumb. A perfect pawn.*
**[16:54] NOKOTAN**
Okay, time for introductions.
**[16:56] NOKOTAN**
I'm Shikanoko Noko. Call me Nokotan.
**[17:00] NEKO**
Nekoyamada Neko. I'm a third-year.
**[17:03] NOKOTAN**
Nice to meetcha, Shikayamada-san!
**[17:05] NEKO**
Could you not casually deer-ify me?!
**[17:07] NARRATOR**
Full name Shikayamada Shika, I presume.
**[17:11] NOKOTAN**
Okay, let's get to the usual deer regime.
**[17:15] NOKOTAN**
You should join us while you're here,
Shikayamada-san.
**[17:19] NEKO**
*The heck is the deer regime?!*
**[17:20] NARRATOR**
Looks like she's made her peace
with being Shikayamada.
**[17:23] NOKOTAN**
But first, let me introduce you
to the other members.
**[17:27] NOKOTAN**
This here's the Deer Club's second deer,
**[17:29] NOKOTAN**
Bashame.
**[17:30] BASHAME**
Bashame's Bashame Meme.
**[17:32] BASHAME**
The Deer Club's deer-in-training,
a more-than-human-less-than-deer first-year.
**[17:37] BASHAME**
Nom.
**[17:38] NEKO**
*Why's she eating rice?*
**[17:42] BASHAME**
Also, Bashame wants to make a rice paddy soon.
**[17:44] NEKO**
Who are you even talking to?
**[17:46] NEKO**
W-Well, I'm a third-year, which makes me
your senpai. Nice to meet you.
**[17:50] BASHAMA**
Nice to meet you, too.
**[17:52] BASHAMA**
But Bashame's your senpai
in deerdom. Don't forget that.
**[17:58] NEKO**
Huh... Uh, okay.
**[18:01] NEKO**
Sorry about that.
**[18:02] NARRATOR**
When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
**[18:04] NARRATOR**
When in the Deer Club, do as the deer dee.
**[18:07] NOKOTAN**
And this is our third deer,
**[18:09] NOKOTAN**
Anko.
**[18:10] ANKO**
I don't want you calling me a deer.
**[18:13] NOKOTAN**
Huh? But you said you were.
**[18:16] ANKO**
The only one who can call me
a deer is Onee-chan.
**[18:19] ANKO**
I'm a deer for her and her alone!
**[18:22] NEKO**
Uh, you're the student council
president's little sister, right?
**[18:26] ANKO**
Yes, what about it?
**[18:27] NEKO**
What do you mean, a deer for her alone?
**[18:30] ANKO**
I meant what I said.
**[18:32] ANKO**
Is there a problem?
**[18:34] NEKO**
Nope. No problems.
**[18:37] NEKO**
None at all.
**[18:39] NOKOTAN**
Okay, let's begin the deer regime.
**[18:43] NOKOTAN**
First...
**[18:44] NOKOTAN**
Here.
**[18:48] NEKO**
Uh...
**[18:49] NEKO**
Those are deer crackers, right?
**[18:53] NEKO**
What about them?
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[18:57] NEKO**
Ow! What was that for?!
**[18:59] NOKOTAN**
Shikayamada...
**[19:01] NOKOTAN**
You call yourself an aspiring deer?!
**[19:03] NEKO**
Not sure how you want me to respond to that.
**[19:05] NEKO**
You just held out some deer crackers
and said nothing else.
**[19:10] NOKOTAN**
Bashame. You're the senpai.
**[19:12] NOKOTAN**
Show her how it's done.
**[19:18] NOKOTAN**
A deer, upon finding deer crackers,
must consume them post-haste.
**[19:22] NOKOTAN**
This is basic deernomics.
**[19:24] NOKOTAN**
And this is training to hone
that response in you.
**[19:26] NOKOTAN**
Come at me like we're on
a battlefield from now on.
**[19:29] NEKO**
Y-Yessir.
**[19:31] NARRATOR**
I pray that you never have to go into battle.
**[19:35] NOKOTAN**
Next up, Anko.
**[19:37] ANKO**
I only eat deer crackers Onee-chan offers me.
**[19:40] ANKO**
Why isn't she here, anyway?
**[19:42] NOKOTAN**
Our homeroom teacher wanted to talk to her.
She might not make it today.
**[19:46] ANKO**
You should've told me that at the start!
**[19:48] ANKO**
I can sneak into her room all I want now!
**[19:52] ANKO**
And, once inside,
I can do whatever my heart desires!
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[19:56] NEKO**
*Huh? She's leaving in the middle of training?*
**[19:59] NEKO**
Are there no rules here?
**[20:01] NOKOTAN**
Next up, the antler regime!
**[20:02] NEKO**
Antler regime?!
**[20:03] NOKOTAN**
A deer must be able to grow antlers at will.
**[20:07] NOKOTAN**
Like this.
**[20:08] NEKO**
I feel like that's a special skill
even among deer!
**[20:11] BASHAME**
Nokotan-senpai.
**[20:13] BASHAME**
Bashame daresays the antler regime
might be too advanced for a newbie.
**[20:15] NEKO**
*Like you're not a newbie yourself!*
**[20:18] NOKOTAN**
Bashame, I see where you're coming from.
**[20:21] NOKOTAN**
But one look told me
all I needed to know earlier.
**[20:25] NOKOTAN**
This girl here?
**[20:27] NOKOTAN**
She has potential to be the real deer.
**[20:31] NOKOTAN**
Okay, time to train!
**[20:32] NEKO**
R-Right.
**[20:35] NOKOTAN**
Close your eyes and picture it.
**[20:38] NOKOTAN**
Picture antlers growing out of your head.
**[20:41] NEKO**
Antlers growing...
**[20:43] NOKOTAN**
Right. Relax.
**[20:45] NEKO**
* Picture antlers growing...*
* Picture antlers growing...*
**[20:55] NEKO**
Wait, we get *your* antlers growing?!
**[20:57] BASHAME**
H-How is a newbie doing this?
**[21:00] NOKOTAN**
Way to go, Shikayamada.
**[21:02] NOKOTAN**
I didn't expect you to be such a prodigy.
**[21:04] NEKO**
Wait, that counts?
**[21:05] NOKOTAN**
I've never ran into anyone
who could grow them so long.
**[21:10] BASHAME**
Bashame's so jelly!
**[21:12] NEKO**
*Do I really have immense deer talent?!*
**[21:16] NARRATOR**
Neko-chan's just as easy as Koshitan.
**[21:21] NOKOTAN**
That does it for club today.
**[21:23] NOKOTAN**
You did well, Shikayamada.
**[21:26] NOKOTAN**
These are for you.
**[21:28] NOKOTAN**
Congratulations.
**[21:29] NOKOTAN**
You can proudly call yourself a deer now.
**[21:32] NEKO**
Instructor!
**[21:33] BASHAME**
Bashame hates to admit it,
but you're the real deer.
**[21:39] NEKO**
Heck yeah!
**[21:40] NEKO**
The Deer Club rules!
**[21:49] NEKO**
Wait, I failed to dig up any dirt
on Koshi Torako again!
**[21:55] NEKO**
Hiss!
**[21:57] NARRATOR**
Hang in there, Neko-chan.
**[21:59] NARRATOR**
The experience you gained today
may come in handy someday...
**[22:02] NARRATOR**
or it may not.