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E7 - Deer Coll, Streaming, Hospitality, etc

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SIGN    This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
    are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
[00:15] Nokotan
    A letter?
[00:23] Nokotan
    It's finally that time of year...
[00:29] Nokotan
    DeerColle!
SIGN    Shika no Ana Presents
[00:31] Nokotan
    So, yeah.
[00:33] Nokotan
    I'm entering Deer Collection 2024!
[00:37] Koshitan
    What?
SIGN    Deer Coll, Streaming, Hospitality, etc
[02:13] Koshitan
    DeerColle? What the hell is that?
[02:15] Nokotan
    You haven't heard of DeerColle?!
[02:17] Koshitan
    Why are you acting like it's a household name?
[02:21] Anko
    Ah, DeerColle.
[02:23] Koshitan
    Huh?
[02:23] Bashame
    It's already that time of year!
[02:26] Koshitan
    Wha?!
SIGN    Shika no Ana Presents
SIGN    Entry Rules
SIGN    Must enter as a pair of
    one owner and one deer.
    No exceptions.
    
    Must be in good health.
    
     That's all!
[02:27] Nokotan
    Deer Collection, or DeerColle for short!
[02:30] Koshitan
    This ain't Paris Fashion Week!
[02:35] Anko
    It's a prestigious show held every four years
    that attracts top deer from around the world.
[02:39] Koshitan
    They're walking like models!
[02:41] Bashame
    To be honest, it's like a dog show for deer.
[02:45] Koshitan
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[02:46] Nokotan
    It's basically a competition to decide
    the most awesome deer in the world.
[02:50] Nokotan
    There are even celebrity guests who show up.
[02:52] Koshitan
    They're really doing a glorified dog show,
    for deer, like it's the Tokyo Girls Collection?
[02:57] Koshitan
    Wait, how the heck do you
    guys even know about this?
[02:59] Anko
    I mean...
[03:01] Bashame
    It's common knowledge in the deer world.
[03:03] Koshitan
    What?!
[03:04] Koshitan
    Well, whatever. Do what you want.
[03:06] Koshitan
    I guess I can at least cheer you on.
[03:08] Nokotan
    You're entering, too, Koshitan.
[03:10] Koshitan
    What?!
[03:11] Koshitan
    It's a deer show, isn't it?
    Where do I come in?
SIGN    Entry Rules
SIGN    Must enter as a pair of
    one owner and one deer.
    No exceptions.
    
    Must be in good health.
    
     That's all!
[03:15] Nokotan
    Look right here.
[03:16] Nokotan
    "Must enter as a pair of one owner
    and one deer. No exceptions."
[03:20] Koshitan
    When the hell did I become your owner?!
[03:23] Nokotan
    Aren't you supposed to take care of me?
[03:25] Koshitan
    Being your owner wasn't part of the deal!
[03:27] Nokotan
    You deadbeat! How could you
    abandon your dear pet?
[03:29] Koshitan
    You're not my pet, damn it!
[03:32] Nokotan
    No... That's so cruel, Koshitan.
[03:35] Nokotan
    Was I just some fling for you?
[03:38] Nokotan
    Sniffle, sniffle.
[03:39] Anko
    In the end, you were
    nothing more than a side deer!
[03:41] Anko
    I'm Onee-chan's one true love.
[03:43] Koshitan
    Yeah, no!
[03:44] Bashame
    Huh?
[03:45] Bashame
    Does that mean Bashame's her one and only?
[03:47] Bashame
    Sorry, but Bashame's not interested.
[03:50] Koshitan
    How did this end with me getting dumped?!
SIGN    Deer Blues
    Nokotan
SIGN    B Side
    Deer Bossa
[03:53] Nokotan
    Is the deer who fell in love at fault?
[04:02] Nokotan
    Or is it the former delinquent who led her on?
[04:11] Koshitan
    I didn't lead you on!
[04:13] Koshitan
    And stop casually calling me
    a former delinquent!
[04:14] Anko
    I already told Ukai-sensei
    that you'd be entering.
[04:18] Koshitan
    Huh?!
[04:18] Bashame
    I've completed an application for you, too!
[04:21] Koshitan
    No one asked you to do that!
[04:22] Koshitan
    I'm the damn president here!
[04:24] Koshitan
    Are you three just embodiments
    of pure proactivity?!
SIGN    Embodiment B
SIGN    Embodiment A
SIGN    Embodiment C
[04:27] Nokotan
    I guess Koshitan's just not into it.
[04:29] Koshitan
    You bet your ass I'm not.
[04:31] Koshitan
    I'm not falling for your bull—
[04:33] Nokotan
    But I was so sure that
    I could win with you, Koshitan.
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
[04:39] Nokotan
    If we win, it'll help out your career
    as an honor student, too.
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Honor Student
SIGN    Honor Student
SIGN    Honor Student
SIGN    Honor Student
SIGN    Honor Student
SIGN    Honor Student
SIGN    Honor Student
SIGN    Honor Student
SIGN    Honor Student
SIGN    Honor Student
SIGN    Honor Student
SIGN    Honor Student
SIGN    Honor Student
SIGN    Honor Student
SIGN    Honor Student
SIGN    Honor Student
SIGN    Honor Student
SIGN    Honor Student
[04:44] Nokotan
    We'll be able to give the clubhouse a dramatic
    before-and-after transformation, too.
SIGN    King-size bed for naps
SIGN    Chandelier
SIGN    A garden for Manjiro and the others
SIGN    Expensive, super-comfy sofa set
[04:50] Nokotan
    If you really don't want to do it,
    I'll just have to ask one of these two.
SIGN    Deer Crackers
[04:53] Anko
    The only pet I need is my sister.
[04:56] Bashame
    Bashame lives to be the pet,
    not the other way around.
[04:58] Nokotan
    Oh, come on! Please?
[05:00] Nokotan
    Just for the memories!
[05:02] Koshitan
    Hey.
[05:04] Koshitan
    Just for the memories?
[05:05] Koshitan
    Hah. You've gotta be more serious than that.
[05:08] Koshitan
    We're goin' to the top!
[05:11] Nokotan
    Koshitan!
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[05:13] Nokotan
    Let's train to prepare for DeerColle!
[05:16] Koshitan
    Yeah!
[05:18] Nokotan
    During the actual show, you'll enter
    stage left, and I'll enter stage right.
[05:22] Nokotan
    Then we'll walk down the runway together
    and try to win over the judges.
SIGN    Runway
SIGN    "Judges"
[05:25] Nokotan
    Got it?
[05:26] Koshitan
    Yup!
[05:27] Nokotan
    Okay, then you appear first and call me.
[05:31] Nokotan
    Say, "To my side!"
[05:33] Koshitan
    Huh?! No way! That's too embarrassing!
[05:35] Anko
    You want to win, don't you, Onee-chan?
[05:38] Bashame
    Come on. Try to win us over.
[05:42] Koshitan
    Oh, fine.
[05:45] Koshitan
    Um...
[05:47] Koshitan
    Sh-Shikanoko... To my side...
[05:51] Koshitan
    Gah! I can't see in front of me!
[05:55] Nokotan
    You think you can actually move
    a deer's heart with words like that?!
[05:59] Koshitan
    Who're you?!
[05:59] Nokotan
    I'll do this just once, so watch carefully.
[06:17] Koshitan
    Wh-What is this?
[06:20] Koshitan
    I see it... I can see it!
[06:22] Koshitan
    The trail we've blazed as the Deer Club!
[06:34] Koshitan
    The hell is going on?
[06:40] Nokotan
    Listen well.
[06:41] Nokotan
    They'll be judging the deer's coat
    and coloration at DeerColle, but...
[06:45] Nokotan
    They'll be prioritizing the bond
    between deer and owner!
[06:50] Nokotan
    The atmosphere between the two, how they
    look at each other, the tone of their voices...
[06:54] Nokotan
    They use their whole bodies
    to show off their bond!
[06:58] Nokotan
    If you can't properly express that,
    there is no victory!
[07:03] Koshitan
    Are you saying that what I just saw
    was an illusion created by Shikanoko?
[07:07] Koshitan
    She really is no ordinary deer.
[07:10] Nokotan
    A month... No, we're gonna
    figure this out in a week.
[07:14] Nokotan
    Follow me... and I'll make you
    into a proper owner.
[07:18] Koshitan
    Yes, Sensei!
[07:20] Bashame
    She really is a sucker for these
    overly passionate developments.
[07:23] Anko
    I mean, she did become a delinquent
    just from reading Shonen Magazine.
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[07:27] Narrator
    And one week later...
[07:29] Nokotan
    Yes! And turn! Don't forget to smile!
[07:33] Nokotan
    Good! That's great, Koshitan!
[07:35] Nokotan
    You're shining! I can truly feel our bond!
[07:39] Koshitan
    Ah... My heart feels so light.
[07:42] Koshitan
    It's like the embarrassment
    I felt at first never existed at all.
[07:45] Koshitan
    Right now, I just want the judges—
[07:48] Koshitan
    no, I want all of humanity to see!
[07:50] Koshitan
    To see the best performance we have to offer!
[07:54] Koshitan
    Hey, come on!
[07:56] Ukai
    Well? Is the DeerColle training going well?
[08:03] Ukai
    U-Um...
[08:07] Koshitan
    U-Uh, w-well... um...
[08:11] Ukai
    I-I'm sure even an honor student like you
    wants to let loose every once in a while!
[08:15] Ukai
    And I think that's great!
    Everyone needs a break!
[08:18] Ukai
    Well, good luck with your club!
[08:21] Nokotan
    Come on, Koshitan! Let's continue, yo!
[08:28] Narrator
    By the way, the DeerColle winners
    were Tsunoyama-san from Nara Park
SIGN    Tsunoyama-san
    (Nara Park)
SIGN    Tanabe-san
    (Deer Crackers Tanabe
    Flagship Store)
[08:32] Narrator
    and Tanabe-san, the deer cracker shop owner.
SIGN    Kanagawa Prefecture
    Aishu Kasuga Shrine
SIGN    Kanagawa Prefecture
    Aishu Kasuga Shrine
    Purification Fountain
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[08:42] Narrator
    One day at the Deer Club...
[08:44] Koshitan
    Script, check.
SIGN    Top Secret
SIGN    Episode 1
    Script
SIGN    Deer Club Koshi Torako
[08:46] Koshitan
    PC, check.
[08:47] Koshitan
    Shikanoko, check.
[08:49] Koshitan
    Anko and Bashame are gone... check.
SIGN    Deer Crackers
[08:52] Koshitan
    Ah, aah.
[08:54] Koshitan
    Koshitan koshi'd a nock of noko'd nokos.
SIGN    Start Streaming
[08:56] Koshitan
    Okay, let's do this!
[08:59] Koshitan
    Hello, everyone! This is the Deer Club Channel!
SIGN     The Deer Club's First Stream!
SIGN    Deer Club Channel
[09:02] Narrator
    The Deer Club started a MyTube channel.
[09:04] Koshitan
    Starting today, we're going to livestream
    the activities of the Deer Club.
[09:09] Koshitan
    Please make sure you subscribe to our channel!
[09:12] Koshitan
    Okay. So far, so good.
SIGN    A Few Days Ago
[09:15] Narrator
    A few days ago...
[09:17] Koshitan
    MyTube?
[09:18] Ukai
    Yes. As a part of the Deer Club's activities,
[09:22] Ukai
    why don't you try streaming
    what the club is like to everyone?
[09:24] Koshitan
    Ah...
[09:25] Ukai
    It'll be a great experience,
    and you'll be able to promote the Deer Club.
[09:29] Ukai
    And most importantly, if it goes viral,
    you can make some extra club funds!
[09:32] Koshitan
    Club funds!
SIGN    Deer Club remaining budget for the month: 108 yen!!
[09:34] Koshitan
    If we get more club funds,
    we can improve the clubhouse,
[09:37] Koshitan
    and any positive attention for the Deer Club
    will be a plus for my honor student life!
[09:42] Koshitan
    I need to do whatever I can
    to make this stream a success!
[09:47] Koshitan
    I hope you'll all leave us some comments!
[09:50] Koshitan
    Then again, I'm worried whether anyone will
    even show up to some Deer Club stream...
SIGN    I heard the Deer Club was streaming and came by I've been waiting for this! I've been deerly waiting for this Deer stream?! Stands I've been deerly waiting for this I've been waiting for the deer stream~ Heard the deer were streaming But will there be deer? I've been deerly waiting for this I've been deerly waiting for this A high school girl and... a deer?! I've come to see the deer I'm so excited~ Onee-chan's personal deer is here! Preparing the rice...
[09:57] Koshitan
    Huh? They're showing up in droves!
[09:59] Koshitan
    Was there really this much of a demand?
[10:01] Koshitan
    Th-Thank you very much!
[10:03] Koshitan
    First off, I'd like to introduce you all
    to the Deer Club's resident deer.
SIGN    Deer!!! Deer! Deer! Deer! There's deer? It's deer! A deer! I've never seen one before!! Deeeeer!! Deer!! Deer~ Onee... Cough, cough... Deer~ Baaah~ Venison~ A deer?
[10:09] Koshitan
    Huh?
[10:10] Koshitan
    Er, nothing's happened yet...
[10:16] Koshitan
    The heck are you doing?!
[10:19] Nokotan
    I was growing closer to you.
[10:21] Koshitan
    Why now?!
SIGN    Pwecious... Definitely pwecious Could they be more pwecious? I can feel the pwecious energy... Pwecious Pwecious~ Pwecious This is pwecious Nay! Ankoshi is the true OTP! Rice'll be ready in 5 minutes~ So pwecious~
[10:23] Koshitan
    Pwe... What now?
SIGN    
    
    
    
    
    Precious, in a heartwarming way
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Nokoshi is so pwecious~
[10:25] Narrator
    "Pwecious." Precious, in a heartwarming way.
[10:27] Narrator
    Example sentence: Nokoshi is so pwecious.
[10:31] Koshitan
    Okay, please allow me to introduce myself.
[10:33] Koshitan
    Ahem...
[10:34] Koshitan
    I'm the president of
    the Deer Club, Koshi Torako!
[10:37] Koshitan
    I mostly take care of deer.
[10:40] Koshitan
    And this is our club's one and only deer...
[10:42] Koshitan
    Shikanoko Noko!
[10:44] Koshitan
    Er, huh? Shikanoko-san?
[10:52] Koshitan
    What brought this on?!
[10:54] Nokotan
    I'm Nokotan.
[10:56] Nokotan
    I'm a deer.
[10:59] Koshitan
    That's so loud!
[11:00] Koshitan
    And your actual antler post is right there!
SIGN    Antler post
[11:03] Koshitan
    Stop using the wall! Are you a cat?!
[11:05] Nokotan
    My antler got itchy all of a sudden.
[11:08] Nokotan
    The rough texture of the concrete
    blocks feels just right.
[11:11] Koshitan
    Well, your timing sucks!
SIGN    We'll Be Right Back
SIGN    The Deer Club
    Channel
[11:17] Nokotan
    All better.
[11:18] Koshitan
    Your antlers are all floppy now!
SIGN    So cute
SIGN    Healing ^^
SIGN    Animal streams are
    always so healing
[11:22] Koshitan
    How, though?!
SIGN    The angy president
    is healing
SIGN    The rice
    turned out great~
[11:27] Koshitan
    At this rate, she's just
    going to drag me down.
[11:30] Koshitan
    I'm not going to let her have control!
[11:33] Koshitan
    Shikanoko-san, would you
    take a seat next to me?
[11:37] Koshitan
    Okay, in the next segment,
    we'll explain what the Deer Club...
[11:40] Nokotan
    Oh, deery me.
[11:43] Koshitan
    Her antlers... have grown.
[11:45] Koshitan
    E-Er, uh... We'll explain
    what the Deer Club does.
[11:52] Koshitan
    I'm getting a pigtails vibe from them now.
[11:54] Koshitan
    No, wait, wait! Does she somehow
    have even more antlers?!
[11:58] Koshitan
    I usually brush her and give her deer crackers!
[12:02] Koshitan
    I'm just not used to seeing
    them this floppy. That's all.
[12:05] Koshitan
    Yeah. Everything else is my eyes
    playing tricks on me!
[12:08] Koshitan
    Anyway, I need to concentrate
    on the stream right now!
[12:11] Koshitan
    Okay! Now I'm going to demonstrate
    feeding her a deer cra...
[12:14] Koshitan
    No, really! They've multiplied!
[12:16] Koshitan
    Sh-Shikanoko-san! Your antlers have multiplied!
[12:20] Nokotan
    What are you talking about?
[12:23] Koshitan
    They just grew a crazy amount!
[12:27] Nokotan
    So warm...
[12:28] Koshitan
    This is no time to relax!
[12:30] Koshitan
    What the hell's going on right now?!
[12:32] Koshitan
    What're your antlers doing?!
SIGN    They're... growing... I guess the way her antlers grow are unique One of life's great mysteries Antlers!! Her antlers have grown quite a bit Don't they shed this time of year? Deer antlers shed once a year A few fun facts about antlers Growy grow~ I've never seen antlers grow before Deer! Antlers! Deer! I guess taking care of deer can be rough Onee-chan's so panicked... Best president Nom, nom, 88 times nom, nom
[12:36] Koshitan
    The comments are surprisingly calm!
[12:37] Nokotan
    Hm... I'm suddenly hungry.
[12:41] Nokotan
    I sure would love some deer crackers...
SIGN    Deer Crackers
[12:48] Nokotan
    Oh? You got me some?
[12:52] Nokotan
    Let's eat!
[12:55] Koshitan
    Now your antlers have a will of their own!
[13:08] Koshitan
    The deer crackers only made it worse!
[13:10] Koshitan
    This stream totally backfired!
[13:12] Koshitan
    At this rate, I can kiss both our club funds
    and my honor student life goodbye!
[13:16] Koshitan
    What do I do?
SIGN    Deer antlers are intense I heard that at Nara Park, the rangers cut their antlers once a year They just keep growing! My screen's just filled with antlers...
[13:19] Koshitan
    "I heard that at Nara Park,
    the rangers cut their antlers once a year."
[13:24] Koshitan
    That's it!
SIGN    Deer Crackers
[13:25] Nokotan
    Man... I'm still so hungry,
    no matter how much I eat.
[13:30] Koshitan
    Shikanoko-san!
[13:34] Koshitan
    Don't hate me for this.
[13:38] Koshitan
    Hup!
[13:40] Koshitan
    I'm the only one...
[13:43] Koshitan
    who can stop her right now!
[13:49] Nokotan
    Koshitan?
[13:50] Koshitan
    For the sake of the Deer Club's funds...
[13:52] Koshitan
    I need to cut this off at the source!
[13:58] Koshitan
    What?
[14:03] Nokotan
    Oh, my antlers finally fell off.
    I was thinking it was about time.
SIGN    They fall off once they
    grow enough
SIGN    Deer antlers naturally
    fall off even if you don't
    cut them
SIGN    Where'd that saw come from?!
[14:12] Nokotan
    Who knew it'd happen during the stream?
[14:15] Koshitan
    What the hell?
SIGN    I'm so happy I got to see something so rare! I'm glad her antlers came off nicely! Great job, Prez! Taking care of deer is rough You were so cool, Onee-chan. Even when you totally whiffed Bashame is totally full now~
[14:17] Anko
    You were so cool, Onee-chan.
    Even when you totally whiffed.
[14:21] Bashame
    Bashame is totally full now.
[14:23] Koshitan
    Wait, those comments are
    from Anko and Bashame?!
[14:26] Koshitan
    How long have you been watching?!
SIGN    Since the start
[14:28] Anko
    Since the start.
[14:29] Koshitan
    Wait... really?
SIGN    Yup, really~
[14:31] Bashame
    Yup, really.
[14:33] Koshitan
    I'm never... I'm never...
[14:37] Koshitan
    I'm never streaming again! You hear me?!
SIGN    Tanabe Channel
SIGN    Streaming now to rave reviews
[14:40] Narrator
    So Koshitan vowed from the bottom of her heart.
SIGN    There it is!!!
    God-tier episode
    Waiting with all my heart
    Reportable
    Holy...
SIGN    Deer Club first stream archive
SIGN     The Deer Club's First Stream!
SIGN    10000000 views
SIGN    Deer Club Channel
[14:44] Narrator
    Later on, the video went viral,
    and their club funds rose somewhat.
[14:47] Koshitan
    Why, though?!
SIGN    Kanagawa Prefecture
    Aishu Kasuga Shrine
[14:52] Narrator
    This is Café Sparrow.
[14:54] Narrator
    A place where the citizens of Hino can relax.
SIGN    Café Sparrow
[15:00] Yoshiharu
    Life is about presenting
    the perfect hospitality.
[15:04] Yoshiharu
    Those are the words that I, Tsubameya
    Yoshiharu, the owner of Café Sparrow, live by.
SIGN    Breakfast Set
[15:12] Yoshiharu
    My perfect hospitality, said to be fit for a god,
SIGN    Café Sparrow
[15:16] Yoshiharu
    has brought my café some small fame in Hino.
[15:21] Yoshiharu
    Though none of that really matters to me.
[15:26] Yoshiharu
    Yes, that smells great.
SIGN    For Those Who Want to Learn Everything about Hino
    Hino-Zin
SIGN    Interview with the Owner of Café Sparrow
    Tsubameya Yoshiharu
SIGN    In Search of Good Coffee
    Café Feature
[15:30] Yoshiharu
    Whether I become famous or not,
    the policy I live by will never change.
[15:37] Yoshiharu
    Time to present my perfect hospitality
    once again today!
[15:40] Koshitan
    Hello.
[15:42] Yoshiharu
    Come on in!
[15:44] Yoshiharu
    So my customer is a high school girl.
[15:46] Yoshiharu
    I will show you my ultimate hospitality!
SIGN    Playlists | Artists | Albums
    Anisongs - Heisei
    Reggae
    Healing Music
    High School Girl J-POP
    College Girl City Pop
[16:01] Nokotan
    Oops, I did it again.
[16:03] Koshitan
    Be careful.
[16:04] Yoshiharu
    Huh?! What just got caught on the doorframe?
[16:06] Yoshiharu
    Antlers? But how?!
[16:11] Nokotan
    That door sure makes it hard for deer to enter.
[16:13] Yoshiharu
    A deer?!
[16:14] Yoshiharu
    Why is there a deer in Hino?!
[16:16] Narrator
    Oh? Did we finally encounter a normal person?
SIGN    Normal Person
SIGN    Deer
[16:19] Yoshiharu
    Come to think of it, my beloved little sister
    has been collecting deer merchandise of late.
[16:25] Yoshiharu
    Does that mean deer are popular?!
    Here?! In Hino?!
[16:28] Yoshiharu
    Then of course one would visit the café!
[16:31] Narrator
    Never mind. He's not normal at all.
SIGN    Not Normal
[16:33] Yoshiharu
    No matter. Be they human or deer,
[16:35] Yoshiharu
    I will present everyone
    the perfect hospitality.
[16:42] Yoshiharu
    I swear it on the name of Tsubameya Yoshiharu!
[16:45] Koshitan
    Wow, what a lovely café.
[16:48] Koshitan
    You have so many varieties of coffee.
    That's so impressive.
[16:52] Yoshiharu
    In order to make all kinds of customers happy,
[16:54] Yoshiharu
    I have personally selected a variety of beans.
[16:57] Yoshiharu
    I even have the proper equipment
    for each kind of roast.
[17:01] Yoshiharu
    Looks like she's satisfied.
[17:04] Yoshiharu
    Please have a seat over here.
[17:06] Yoshiharu
    Pardon my reach.
[17:07] Koshitan
    Thank you very much.
[17:09] Yoshiharu
    I've prepared the perfect water
    and hand towels, too.
[17:12] Yoshiharu
    It's only fitting of my perfect hospitality...
[17:15] Yoshiharu
    Hm?
[17:18] Yoshiharu
    She's looking for something?
[17:21] Yoshiharu
    Could there be something I forgot to serve?
[17:23] Yoshiharu
    No. My preparations were no less than perfect.
[17:28] Yoshiharu
    But those eyes!
[17:29] Yoshiharu
    What am I lacking?
[17:31] Yoshiharu
    Um...
[17:33] Nokotan
    Could I get an antler rest?
[17:34] Yoshiharu
    Huh? What's an antler rest?
[17:38] Yoshiharu
    An... antler rest?
[17:40] Nokotan
    Yes, an antler rest.
[17:45] Nokotan
    Could I get an antler rest?
[17:46] Yoshiharu
    They come off?! Actually, a lot more than
    I anticipated came with them! Are you okay?!
[17:50] Koshitan
    Er, Shikanoko-san.
    Cafés don't have antler rests.
[17:55] Narrator
    They have one in the clubhouse, though.
SIGN    This thing
[17:57] Yoshiharu
    I-I'm terribly sorry...
[18:01] Yoshiharu
    I wasn't able to provide
    what a customer wanted!
[18:04] Yoshiharu
    This is my, Tsubameya Yoshiharu's,
    greatest blunder!
[18:07] Yoshiharu
    No... There's no time to be depressed.
[18:10] Yoshiharu
    I'm just getting started.
[18:12] Yoshiharu
    Here's the menu.
[18:14] Koshitan
    Wow, there's so much to choose from!
SIGN    Special Blend Coffee
    Light Roast Coffee
    Vienna Coffee
     Café au lait
    Cappuccino
    
    °Refills available at half price
    
    Iced Tea
    Orange Juice
    Soda Float
SIGN    500
    500
    530
    550
    530
    
    
    
    550
    520
    520
SIGN    Banana Parfait
    Pudding Parfait
    Melon Parfait
    Strawberry Parfait
    
    Pancakes
    
    
    Toast
    Thick-cut Toast (Margarine)
    Red Bean Paste & Butter Toast
[18:16] Yoshiharu
    It's so I can fulfill every customer's request.
[18:21] Koshitan
    They all look so good that
    I don't know what to choose.
[18:24] Yoshiharu
    I'm sure this will also make
    the antlered customer happy.
[18:30] Yoshiharu
    She looks like she's not interested at all!
[18:33] Yoshiharu
    Don't tell me our menu doesn't
    have what she's looking for!
[18:36] Yoshiharu
    No, that's impossible!
[18:37] Yoshiharu
    In order to fulfill all kinds of requests,
[18:39] Yoshiharu
    our menu features items
    from all around the world!
[18:43] Nokotan
    Excuse me...
[18:44] Yoshiharu
    Yes?
[18:45] Nokotan
    Do you have deer crackers?
[18:48] Yoshiharu
    Deer crackers?
[18:50] Yoshiharu
    Deer crackers...?
    Um... You mean the ones that deer eat?
[18:55] Yoshiharu
    Er, uh... Um, well...
[19:02] Yoshiharu
    I...
[19:05] Yoshiharu
    I...
[19:08] Yoshiharu
    I... cannot fulfill that order.
[19:11] Nokotan
    I see.
[19:12] Yoshiharu
    I'm terribly sorry.
[19:14] Nokotan
    Then I'll take a strawberry parfait.
[19:16] Koshitan
    I'll have some pancakes
    and some light-roast coffee.
[19:20] Yoshiharu
    Yes... Coming right up.
[19:25] Yoshiharu
    Why the hell would I have deer crackers?!
[19:28] Yoshiharu
    Why are there deer in Hino anyway?!
[19:30] Yoshiharu
    That's right! Deer are in right now! In Hino!
[19:34] Yoshiharu
    At this rate, it'll all be over before
    I can give her the perfect hospitality.
[19:38] Yoshiharu
    How can I even be hospitable to deer?!
[19:41] Yoshiharu
    No.
[19:42] Yoshiharu
    Calm down, Tsubameya Yoshiharu.
[19:44] Yoshiharu
    Calm down and think clearly.
[19:48] Yoshiharu
    She may be a deer, but this customer
    is still a high school girl.
[19:51] Yoshiharu
    She should still be a sucker for cute things.
[19:53] Yoshiharu
    And the best answer given that is...
[19:56] Yoshiharu
    This!
[20:01] Yoshiharu
    Thank you for waiting.
[20:02] Yoshiharu
    Here's your strawberry parfait,
    pancakes, and light-roast coffee.
[20:05] Koshitan
    Wow, it's so cute!
[20:07] Yoshiharu
    Thank you very much.
[20:09] Yoshiharu
    You bet it is!
[20:11] Yoshiharu
    Now the deer high school girl's
    definitely going to be happy!
[20:13] Nokotan
    Postworthy!
[20:15] Yoshiharu
    If you'd like, I can take a pic—
[20:20] Nokotan
    I'm just gonna dig right in.
[20:24] Yoshiharu
    But why?!
[20:28] Nokotan and Koshitan
    Thanks for the food!
[20:31] Yoshiharu
    The pancakes and the coffee...
    will be 2,000 yen.
[20:36] Koshitan
    Sorry?
[20:37] Yoshiharu
    The strawberry parfait... will be 1,500 yen.
[20:41] Koshitan
    He seems way older than when we first got here.
[20:44] Yoshiharu
    In the end... I was not able to give the deer
    high school girl the perfect hospitality.
[20:53] Yoshiharu
    I'm not fit to run this café.
[20:56] Nokotan
    I think you're trying too hard.
[20:59] Yoshiharu
    Huh?
[21:01] Nokotan
    Relax your shoulders a bit.
[21:04] Nokotan
    Even if you've messed up,
[21:07] Nokotan
    if you can sincerely face the deer
    that's right in front of you,
[21:10] Nokotan
    isn't that, in itself, the perfect hospitality?
[21:15] Nokotan
    Those are just the mere
    ramblings of a deer, though.
[21:18] Nokotan
    Thank you for the meal.
[21:22] Yoshiharu
    She's right.
[21:24] Yoshiharu
    Just because she's a high school girl,
    I tried to force J-pop and cute things onto her
[21:28] Yoshiharu
    instead of offering her true hospitality.
[21:33] Yoshiharu
    I can't let it end this way!
[21:36] Yoshiharu
    Please wait!
[21:37] Koshitan
    Huh?
[21:40] Yoshiharu
    Next time... I'll prepare the most
    exquisite deer crackers for you...
[21:44] Yoshiharu
    so I'll be waiting for your return.
[21:49] Nokotan
    I look forward to it.
[21:53] Koshitan
    What's with this weird vibe?
[21:56] Narrator
    Koshitan, having no idea how to react to either
    of the two moods she was caught between,
[22:01] Narrator
    decided to ignore them both.