E7 - Deer Coll, Streaming, Hospitality, etc
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
[00:15] Nokotan
A letter?
[00:23] Nokotan
It's finally that time of year...
[00:29] Nokotan
DeerColle!
SIGN Shika no Ana Presents
[00:31] Nokotan
So, yeah.
[00:33] Nokotan
I'm entering Deer Collection 2024!
[00:37] Koshitan
What?
SIGN Deer Coll, Streaming, Hospitality, etc
[02:13] Koshitan
DeerColle? What the hell is that?
[02:15] Nokotan
You haven't heard of DeerColle?!
[02:17] Koshitan
Why are you acting like it's a household name?
[02:21] Anko
Ah, DeerColle.
[02:23] Koshitan
Huh?
[02:23] Bashame
It's already that time of year!
[02:26] Koshitan
Wha?!
SIGN Shika no Ana Presents
SIGN Entry Rules
SIGN Must enter as a pair of
one owner and one deer.
No exceptions.
Must be in good health.
That's all!
[02:27] Nokotan
Deer Collection, or DeerColle for short!
[02:30] Koshitan
This ain't Paris Fashion Week!
[02:35] Anko
It's a prestigious show held every four years
that attracts top deer from around the world.
[02:39] Koshitan
They're walking like models!
[02:41] Bashame
To be honest, it's like a dog show for deer.
[02:45] Koshitan
What's that supposed to mean?!
[02:46] Nokotan
It's basically a competition to decide
the most awesome deer in the world.
[02:50] Nokotan
There are even celebrity guests who show up.
[02:52] Koshitan
They're really doing a glorified dog show,
for deer, like it's the Tokyo Girls Collection?
[02:57] Koshitan
Wait, how the heck do you
guys even know about this?
[02:59] Anko
I mean...
[03:01] Bashame
It's common knowledge in the deer world.
[03:03] Koshitan
What?!
[03:04] Koshitan
Well, whatever. Do what you want.
[03:06] Koshitan
I guess I can at least cheer you on.
[03:08] Nokotan
You're entering, too, Koshitan.
[03:10] Koshitan
What?!
[03:11] Koshitan
It's a deer show, isn't it?
Where do I come in?
SIGN Entry Rules
SIGN Must enter as a pair of
one owner and one deer.
No exceptions.
Must be in good health.
That's all!
[03:15] Nokotan
Look right here.
[03:16] Nokotan
"Must enter as a pair of one owner
and one deer. No exceptions."
[03:20] Koshitan
When the hell did I become your owner?!
[03:23] Nokotan
Aren't you supposed to take care of me?
[03:25] Koshitan
Being your owner wasn't part of the deal!
[03:27] Nokotan
You deadbeat! How could you
abandon your dear pet?
[03:29] Koshitan
You're not my pet, damn it!
[03:32] Nokotan
No... That's so cruel, Koshitan.
[03:35] Nokotan
Was I just some fling for you?
[03:38] Nokotan
Sniffle, sniffle.
[03:39] Anko
In the end, you were
nothing more than a side deer!
[03:41] Anko
I'm Onee-chan's one true love.
[03:43] Koshitan
Yeah, no!
[03:44] Bashame
Huh?
[03:45] Bashame
Does that mean Bashame's her one and only?
[03:47] Bashame
Sorry, but Bashame's not interested.
[03:50] Koshitan
How did this end with me getting dumped?!
SIGN Deer Blues
Nokotan
SIGN B Side
Deer Bossa
[03:53] Nokotan
Is the deer who fell in love at fault?
[04:02] Nokotan
Or is it the former delinquent who led her on?
[04:11] Koshitan
I didn't lead you on!
[04:13] Koshitan
And stop casually calling me
a former delinquent!
[04:14] Anko
I already told Ukai-sensei
that you'd be entering.
[04:18] Koshitan
Huh?!
[04:18] Bashame
I've completed an application for you, too!
[04:21] Koshitan
No one asked you to do that!
[04:22] Koshitan
I'm the damn president here!
[04:24] Koshitan
Are you three just embodiments
of pure proactivity?!
SIGN Embodiment B
SIGN Embodiment A
SIGN Embodiment C
[04:27] Nokotan
I guess Koshitan's just not into it.
[04:29] Koshitan
You bet your ass I'm not.
[04:31] Koshitan
I'm not falling for your bull—
[04:33] Nokotan
But I was so sure that
I could win with you, Koshitan.
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
[04:39] Nokotan
If we win, it'll help out your career
as an honor student, too.
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
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SIGN Win
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SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
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SIGN Honor Student
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[04:44] Nokotan
We'll be able to give the clubhouse a dramatic
before-and-after transformation, too.
SIGN King-size bed for naps
SIGN Chandelier
SIGN A garden for Manjiro and the others
SIGN Expensive, super-comfy sofa set
[04:50] Nokotan
If you really don't want to do it,
I'll just have to ask one of these two.
SIGN Deer Crackers
[04:53] Anko
The only pet I need is my sister.
[04:56] Bashame
Bashame lives to be the pet,
not the other way around.
[04:58] Nokotan
Oh, come on! Please?
[05:00] Nokotan
Just for the memories!
[05:02] Koshitan
Hey.
[05:04] Koshitan
Just for the memories?
[05:05] Koshitan
Hah. You've gotta be more serious than that.
[05:08] Koshitan
We're goin' to the top!
[05:11] Nokotan
Koshitan!
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[05:13] Nokotan
Let's train to prepare for DeerColle!
[05:16] Koshitan
Yeah!
[05:18] Nokotan
During the actual show, you'll enter
stage left, and I'll enter stage right.
[05:22] Nokotan
Then we'll walk down the runway together
and try to win over the judges.
SIGN Runway
SIGN "Judges"
[05:25] Nokotan
Got it?
[05:26] Koshitan
Yup!
[05:27] Nokotan
Okay, then you appear first and call me.
[05:31] Nokotan
Say, "To my side!"
[05:33] Koshitan
Huh?! No way! That's too embarrassing!
[05:35] Anko
You want to win, don't you, Onee-chan?
[05:38] Bashame
Come on. Try to win us over.
[05:42] Koshitan
Oh, fine.
[05:45] Koshitan
Um...
[05:47] Koshitan
Sh-Shikanoko... To my side...
[05:51] Koshitan
Gah! I can't see in front of me!
[05:55] Nokotan
You think you can actually move
a deer's heart with words like that?!
[05:59] Koshitan
Who're you?!
[05:59] Nokotan
I'll do this just once, so watch carefully.
[06:17] Koshitan
Wh-What is this?
[06:20] Koshitan
I see it... I can see it!
[06:22] Koshitan
The trail we've blazed as the Deer Club!
[06:34] Koshitan
The hell is going on?
[06:40] Nokotan
Listen well.
[06:41] Nokotan
They'll be judging the deer's coat
and coloration at DeerColle, but...
[06:45] Nokotan
They'll be prioritizing the bond
between deer and owner!
[06:50] Nokotan
The atmosphere between the two, how they
look at each other, the tone of their voices...
[06:54] Nokotan
They use their whole bodies
to show off their bond!
[06:58] Nokotan
If you can't properly express that,
there is no victory!
[07:03] Koshitan
Are you saying that what I just saw
was an illusion created by Shikanoko?
[07:07] Koshitan
She really is no ordinary deer.
[07:10] Nokotan
A month... No, we're gonna
figure this out in a week.
[07:14] Nokotan
Follow me... and I'll make you
into a proper owner.
[07:18] Koshitan
Yes, Sensei!
[07:20] Bashame
She really is a sucker for these
overly passionate developments.
[07:23] Anko
I mean, she did become a delinquent
just from reading Shonen Magazine.
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[07:27] Narrator
And one week later...
[07:29] Nokotan
Yes! And turn! Don't forget to smile!
[07:33] Nokotan
Good! That's great, Koshitan!
[07:35] Nokotan
You're shining! I can truly feel our bond!
[07:39] Koshitan
Ah... My heart feels so light.
[07:42] Koshitan
It's like the embarrassment
I felt at first never existed at all.
[07:45] Koshitan
Right now, I just want the judges—
[07:48] Koshitan
no, I want all of humanity to see!
[07:50] Koshitan
To see the best performance we have to offer!
[07:54] Koshitan
Hey, come on!
[07:56] Ukai
Well? Is the DeerColle training going well?
[08:03] Ukai
U-Um...
[08:07] Koshitan
U-Uh, w-well... um...
[08:11] Ukai
I-I'm sure even an honor student like you
wants to let loose every once in a while!
[08:15] Ukai
And I think that's great!
Everyone needs a break!
[08:18] Ukai
Well, good luck with your club!
[08:21] Nokotan
Come on, Koshitan! Let's continue, yo!
[08:28] Narrator
By the way, the DeerColle winners
were Tsunoyama-san from Nara Park
SIGN Tsunoyama-san
(Nara Park)
SIGN Tanabe-san
(Deer Crackers Tanabe
Flagship Store)
[08:32] Narrator
and Tanabe-san, the deer cracker shop owner.
SIGN Kanagawa Prefecture
Aishu Kasuga Shrine
SIGN Kanagawa Prefecture
Aishu Kasuga Shrine
Purification Fountain
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[08:42] Narrator
One day at the Deer Club...
[08:44] Koshitan
Script, check.
SIGN Top Secret
SIGN Episode 1
Script
SIGN Deer Club Koshi Torako
[08:46] Koshitan
PC, check.
[08:47] Koshitan
Shikanoko, check.
[08:49] Koshitan
Anko and Bashame are gone... check.
SIGN Deer Crackers
[08:52] Koshitan
Ah, aah.
[08:54] Koshitan
Koshitan koshi'd a nock of noko'd nokos.
SIGN Start Streaming
[08:56] Koshitan
Okay, let's do this!
[08:59] Koshitan
Hello, everyone! This is the Deer Club Channel!
SIGN The Deer Club's First Stream!
SIGN Deer Club Channel
[09:02] Narrator
The Deer Club started a MyTube channel.
[09:04] Koshitan
Starting today, we're going to livestream
the activities of the Deer Club.
[09:09] Koshitan
Please make sure you subscribe to our channel!
[09:12] Koshitan
Okay. So far, so good.
SIGN A Few Days Ago
[09:15] Narrator
A few days ago...
[09:17] Koshitan
MyTube?
[09:18] Ukai
Yes. As a part of the Deer Club's activities,
[09:22] Ukai
why don't you try streaming
what the club is like to everyone?
[09:24] Koshitan
Ah...
[09:25] Ukai
It'll be a great experience,
and you'll be able to promote the Deer Club.
[09:29] Ukai
And most importantly, if it goes viral,
you can make some extra club funds!
[09:32] Koshitan
Club funds!
SIGN Deer Club remaining budget for the month: 108 yen!!
[09:34] Koshitan
If we get more club funds,
we can improve the clubhouse,
[09:37] Koshitan
and any positive attention for the Deer Club
will be a plus for my honor student life!
[09:42] Koshitan
I need to do whatever I can
to make this stream a success!
[09:47] Koshitan
I hope you'll all leave us some comments!
[09:50] Koshitan
Then again, I'm worried whether anyone will
even show up to some Deer Club stream...
SIGN I heard the Deer Club was streaming and came by I've been waiting for this! I've been deerly waiting for this Deer stream?! Stands I've been deerly waiting for this I've been waiting for the deer stream~ Heard the deer were streaming But will there be deer? I've been deerly waiting for this I've been deerly waiting for this A high school girl and... a deer?! I've come to see the deer I'm so excited~ Onee-chan's personal deer is here! Preparing the rice...
[09:57] Koshitan
Huh? They're showing up in droves!
[09:59] Koshitan
Was there really this much of a demand?
[10:01] Koshitan
Th-Thank you very much!
[10:03] Koshitan
First off, I'd like to introduce you all
to the Deer Club's resident deer.
SIGN Deer!!! Deer! Deer! Deer! There's deer? It's deer! A deer! I've never seen one before!! Deeeeer!! Deer!! Deer~ Onee... Cough, cough... Deer~ Baaah~ Venison~ A deer?
[10:09] Koshitan
Huh?
[10:10] Koshitan
Er, nothing's happened yet...
[10:16] Koshitan
The heck are you doing?!
[10:19] Nokotan
I was growing closer to you.
[10:21] Koshitan
Why now?!
SIGN Pwecious... Definitely pwecious Could they be more pwecious? I can feel the pwecious energy... Pwecious Pwecious~ Pwecious This is pwecious Nay! Ankoshi is the true OTP! Rice'll be ready in 5 minutes~ So pwecious~
[10:23] Koshitan
Pwe... What now?
SIGN
Precious, in a heartwarming way
Nokoshi is so pwecious~
[10:25] Narrator
"Pwecious." Precious, in a heartwarming way.
[10:27] Narrator
Example sentence: Nokoshi is so pwecious.
[10:31] Koshitan
Okay, please allow me to introduce myself.
[10:33] Koshitan
Ahem...
[10:34] Koshitan
I'm the president of
the Deer Club, Koshi Torako!
[10:37] Koshitan
I mostly take care of deer.
[10:40] Koshitan
And this is our club's one and only deer...
[10:42] Koshitan
Shikanoko Noko!
[10:44] Koshitan
Er, huh? Shikanoko-san?
[10:52] Koshitan
What brought this on?!
[10:54] Nokotan
I'm Nokotan.
[10:56] Nokotan
I'm a deer.
[10:59] Koshitan
That's so loud!
[11:00] Koshitan
And your actual antler post is right there!
SIGN Antler post
[11:03] Koshitan
Stop using the wall! Are you a cat?!
[11:05] Nokotan
My antler got itchy all of a sudden.
[11:08] Nokotan
The rough texture of the concrete
blocks feels just right.
[11:11] Koshitan
Well, your timing sucks!
SIGN We'll Be Right Back
SIGN The Deer Club
Channel
[11:17] Nokotan
All better.
[11:18] Koshitan
Your antlers are all floppy now!
SIGN So cute
SIGN Healing ^^
SIGN Animal streams are
always so healing
[11:22] Koshitan
How, though?!
SIGN The angy president
is healing
SIGN The rice
turned out great~
[11:27] Koshitan
At this rate, she's just
going to drag me down.
[11:30] Koshitan
I'm not going to let her have control!
[11:33] Koshitan
Shikanoko-san, would you
take a seat next to me?
[11:37] Koshitan
Okay, in the next segment,
we'll explain what the Deer Club...
[11:40] Nokotan
Oh, deery me.
[11:43] Koshitan
Her antlers... have grown.
[11:45] Koshitan
E-Er, uh... We'll explain
what the Deer Club does.
[11:52] Koshitan
I'm getting a pigtails vibe from them now.
[11:54] Koshitan
No, wait, wait! Does she somehow
have even more antlers?!
[11:58] Koshitan
I usually brush her and give her deer crackers!
[12:02] Koshitan
I'm just not used to seeing
them this floppy. That's all.
[12:05] Koshitan
Yeah. Everything else is my eyes
playing tricks on me!
[12:08] Koshitan
Anyway, I need to concentrate
on the stream right now!
[12:11] Koshitan
Okay! Now I'm going to demonstrate
feeding her a deer cra...
[12:14] Koshitan
No, really! They've multiplied!
[12:16] Koshitan
Sh-Shikanoko-san! Your antlers have multiplied!
[12:20] Nokotan
What are you talking about?
[12:23] Koshitan
They just grew a crazy amount!
[12:27] Nokotan
So warm...
[12:28] Koshitan
This is no time to relax!
[12:30] Koshitan
What the hell's going on right now?!
[12:32] Koshitan
What're your antlers doing?!
SIGN They're... growing... I guess the way her antlers grow are unique One of life's great mysteries Antlers!! Her antlers have grown quite a bit Don't they shed this time of year? Deer antlers shed once a year A few fun facts about antlers Growy grow~ I've never seen antlers grow before Deer! Antlers! Deer! I guess taking care of deer can be rough Onee-chan's so panicked... Best president Nom, nom, 88 times nom, nom
[12:36] Koshitan
The comments are surprisingly calm!
[12:37] Nokotan
Hm... I'm suddenly hungry.
[12:41] Nokotan
I sure would love some deer crackers...
SIGN Deer Crackers
[12:48] Nokotan
Oh? You got me some?
[12:52] Nokotan
Let's eat!
[12:55] Koshitan
Now your antlers have a will of their own!
[13:08] Koshitan
The deer crackers only made it worse!
[13:10] Koshitan
This stream totally backfired!
[13:12] Koshitan
At this rate, I can kiss both our club funds
and my honor student life goodbye!
[13:16] Koshitan
What do I do?
SIGN Deer antlers are intense I heard that at Nara Park, the rangers cut their antlers once a year They just keep growing! My screen's just filled with antlers...
[13:19] Koshitan
"I heard that at Nara Park,
the rangers cut their antlers once a year."
[13:24] Koshitan
That's it!
SIGN Deer Crackers
[13:25] Nokotan
Man... I'm still so hungry,
no matter how much I eat.
[13:30] Koshitan
Shikanoko-san!
[13:34] Koshitan
Don't hate me for this.
[13:38] Koshitan
Hup!
[13:40] Koshitan
I'm the only one...
[13:43] Koshitan
who can stop her right now!
[13:49] Nokotan
Koshitan?
[13:50] Koshitan
For the sake of the Deer Club's funds...
[13:52] Koshitan
I need to cut this off at the source!
[13:58] Koshitan
What?
[14:03] Nokotan
Oh, my antlers finally fell off.
I was thinking it was about time.
SIGN They fall off once they
grow enough
SIGN Deer antlers naturally
fall off even if you don't
cut them
SIGN Where'd that saw come from?!
[14:12] Nokotan
Who knew it'd happen during the stream?
[14:15] Koshitan
What the hell?
SIGN I'm so happy I got to see something so rare! I'm glad her antlers came off nicely! Great job, Prez! Taking care of deer is rough You were so cool, Onee-chan. Even when you totally whiffed Bashame is totally full now~
[14:17] Anko
You were so cool, Onee-chan.
Even when you totally whiffed.
[14:21] Bashame
Bashame is totally full now.
[14:23] Koshitan
Wait, those comments are
from Anko and Bashame?!
[14:26] Koshitan
How long have you been watching?!
SIGN Since the start
[14:28] Anko
Since the start.
[14:29] Koshitan
Wait... really?
SIGN Yup, really~
[14:31] Bashame
Yup, really.
[14:33] Koshitan
I'm never... I'm never...
[14:37] Koshitan
I'm never streaming again! You hear me?!
SIGN Tanabe Channel
SIGN Streaming now to rave reviews
[14:40] Narrator
So Koshitan vowed from the bottom of her heart.
SIGN There it is!!!
God-tier episode
Waiting with all my heart
Reportable
Holy...
SIGN Deer Club first stream archive
SIGN The Deer Club's First Stream!
SIGN 10000000 views
SIGN Deer Club Channel
[14:44] Narrator
Later on, the video went viral,
and their club funds rose somewhat.
[14:47] Koshitan
Why, though?!
SIGN Kanagawa Prefecture
Aishu Kasuga Shrine
[14:52] Narrator
This is Café Sparrow.
[14:54] Narrator
A place where the citizens of Hino can relax.
SIGN Café Sparrow
[15:00] Yoshiharu
Life is about presenting
the perfect hospitality.
[15:04] Yoshiharu
Those are the words that I, Tsubameya
Yoshiharu, the owner of Café Sparrow, live by.
SIGN Breakfast Set
[15:12] Yoshiharu
My perfect hospitality, said to be fit for a god,
SIGN Café Sparrow
[15:16] Yoshiharu
has brought my café some small fame in Hino.
[15:21] Yoshiharu
Though none of that really matters to me.
[15:26] Yoshiharu
Yes, that smells great.
SIGN For Those Who Want to Learn Everything about Hino
Hino-Zin
SIGN Interview with the Owner of Café Sparrow
Tsubameya Yoshiharu
SIGN In Search of Good Coffee
Café Feature
[15:30] Yoshiharu
Whether I become famous or not,
the policy I live by will never change.
[15:37] Yoshiharu
Time to present my perfect hospitality
once again today!
[15:40] Koshitan
Hello.
[15:42] Yoshiharu
Come on in!
[15:44] Yoshiharu
So my customer is a high school girl.
[15:46] Yoshiharu
I will show you my ultimate hospitality!
SIGN Playlists | Artists | Albums
Anisongs - Heisei
Reggae
Healing Music
High School Girl J-POP
College Girl City Pop
[16:01] Nokotan
Oops, I did it again.
[16:03] Koshitan
Be careful.
[16:04] Yoshiharu
Huh?! What just got caught on the doorframe?
[16:06] Yoshiharu
Antlers? But how?!
[16:11] Nokotan
That door sure makes it hard for deer to enter.
[16:13] Yoshiharu
A deer?!
[16:14] Yoshiharu
Why is there a deer in Hino?!
[16:16] Narrator
Oh? Did we finally encounter a normal person?
SIGN Normal Person
SIGN Deer
[16:19] Yoshiharu
Come to think of it, my beloved little sister
has been collecting deer merchandise of late.
[16:25] Yoshiharu
Does that mean deer are popular?!
Here?! In Hino?!
[16:28] Yoshiharu
Then of course one would visit the café!
[16:31] Narrator
Never mind. He's not normal at all.
SIGN Not Normal
[16:33] Yoshiharu
No matter. Be they human or deer,
[16:35] Yoshiharu
I will present everyone
the perfect hospitality.
[16:42] Yoshiharu
I swear it on the name of Tsubameya Yoshiharu!
[16:45] Koshitan
Wow, what a lovely café.
[16:48] Koshitan
You have so many varieties of coffee.
That's so impressive.
[16:52] Yoshiharu
In order to make all kinds of customers happy,
[16:54] Yoshiharu
I have personally selected a variety of beans.
[16:57] Yoshiharu
I even have the proper equipment
for each kind of roast.
[17:01] Yoshiharu
Looks like she's satisfied.
[17:04] Yoshiharu
Please have a seat over here.
[17:06] Yoshiharu
Pardon my reach.
[17:07] Koshitan
Thank you very much.
[17:09] Yoshiharu
I've prepared the perfect water
and hand towels, too.
[17:12] Yoshiharu
It's only fitting of my perfect hospitality...
[17:15] Yoshiharu
Hm?
[17:18] Yoshiharu
She's looking for something?
[17:21] Yoshiharu
Could there be something I forgot to serve?
[17:23] Yoshiharu
No. My preparations were no less than perfect.
[17:28] Yoshiharu
But those eyes!
[17:29] Yoshiharu
What am I lacking?
[17:31] Yoshiharu
Um...
[17:33] Nokotan
Could I get an antler rest?
[17:34] Yoshiharu
Huh? What's an antler rest?
[17:38] Yoshiharu
An... antler rest?
[17:40] Nokotan
Yes, an antler rest.
[17:45] Nokotan
Could I get an antler rest?
[17:46] Yoshiharu
They come off?! Actually, a lot more than
I anticipated came with them! Are you okay?!
[17:50] Koshitan
Er, Shikanoko-san.
Cafés don't have antler rests.
[17:55] Narrator
They have one in the clubhouse, though.
SIGN This thing
[17:57] Yoshiharu
I-I'm terribly sorry...
[18:01] Yoshiharu
I wasn't able to provide
what a customer wanted!
[18:04] Yoshiharu
This is my, Tsubameya Yoshiharu's,
greatest blunder!
[18:07] Yoshiharu
No... There's no time to be depressed.
[18:10] Yoshiharu
I'm just getting started.
[18:12] Yoshiharu
Here's the menu.
[18:14] Koshitan
Wow, there's so much to choose from!
SIGN Special Blend Coffee
Light Roast Coffee
Vienna Coffee
Café au lait
Cappuccino
°Refills available at half price
Iced Tea
Orange Juice
Soda Float
SIGN 500
500
530
550
530
550
520
520
SIGN Banana Parfait
Pudding Parfait
Melon Parfait
Strawberry Parfait
Pancakes
Toast
Thick-cut Toast (Margarine)
Red Bean Paste & Butter Toast
[18:16] Yoshiharu
It's so I can fulfill every customer's request.
[18:21] Koshitan
They all look so good that
I don't know what to choose.
[18:24] Yoshiharu
I'm sure this will also make
the antlered customer happy.
[18:30] Yoshiharu
She looks like she's not interested at all!
[18:33] Yoshiharu
Don't tell me our menu doesn't
have what she's looking for!
[18:36] Yoshiharu
No, that's impossible!
[18:37] Yoshiharu
In order to fulfill all kinds of requests,
[18:39] Yoshiharu
our menu features items
from all around the world!
[18:43] Nokotan
Excuse me...
[18:44] Yoshiharu
Yes?
[18:45] Nokotan
Do you have deer crackers?
[18:48] Yoshiharu
Deer crackers?
[18:50] Yoshiharu
Deer crackers...?
Um... You mean the ones that deer eat?
[18:55] Yoshiharu
Er, uh... Um, well...
[19:02] Yoshiharu
I...
[19:05] Yoshiharu
I...
[19:08] Yoshiharu
I... cannot fulfill that order.
[19:11] Nokotan
I see.
[19:12] Yoshiharu
I'm terribly sorry.
[19:14] Nokotan
Then I'll take a strawberry parfait.
[19:16] Koshitan
I'll have some pancakes
and some light-roast coffee.
[19:20] Yoshiharu
Yes... Coming right up.
[19:25] Yoshiharu
Why the hell would I have deer crackers?!
[19:28] Yoshiharu
Why are there deer in Hino anyway?!
[19:30] Yoshiharu
That's right! Deer are in right now! In Hino!
[19:34] Yoshiharu
At this rate, it'll all be over before
I can give her the perfect hospitality.
[19:38] Yoshiharu
How can I even be hospitable to deer?!
[19:41] Yoshiharu
No.
[19:42] Yoshiharu
Calm down, Tsubameya Yoshiharu.
[19:44] Yoshiharu
Calm down and think clearly.
[19:48] Yoshiharu
She may be a deer, but this customer
is still a high school girl.
[19:51] Yoshiharu
She should still be a sucker for cute things.
[19:53] Yoshiharu
And the best answer given that is...
[19:56] Yoshiharu
This!
[20:01] Yoshiharu
Thank you for waiting.
[20:02] Yoshiharu
Here's your strawberry parfait,
pancakes, and light-roast coffee.
[20:05] Koshitan
Wow, it's so cute!
[20:07] Yoshiharu
Thank you very much.
[20:09] Yoshiharu
You bet it is!
[20:11] Yoshiharu
Now the deer high school girl's
definitely going to be happy!
[20:13] Nokotan
Postworthy!
[20:15] Yoshiharu
If you'd like, I can take a pic—
[20:20] Nokotan
I'm just gonna dig right in.
[20:24] Yoshiharu
But why?!
[20:28] Nokotan and Koshitan
Thanks for the food!
[20:31] Yoshiharu
The pancakes and the coffee...
will be 2,000 yen.
[20:36] Koshitan
Sorry?
[20:37] Yoshiharu
The strawberry parfait... will be 1,500 yen.
[20:41] Koshitan
He seems way older than when we first got here.
[20:44] Yoshiharu
In the end... I was not able to give the deer
high school girl the perfect hospitality.
[20:53] Yoshiharu
I'm not fit to run this café.
[20:56] Nokotan
I think you're trying too hard.
[20:59] Yoshiharu
Huh?
[21:01] Nokotan
Relax your shoulders a bit.
[21:04] Nokotan
Even if you've messed up,
[21:07] Nokotan
if you can sincerely face the deer
that's right in front of you,
[21:10] Nokotan
isn't that, in itself, the perfect hospitality?
[21:15] Nokotan
Those are just the mere
ramblings of a deer, though.
[21:18] Nokotan
Thank you for the meal.
[21:22] Yoshiharu
She's right.
[21:24] Yoshiharu
Just because she's a high school girl,
I tried to force J-pop and cute things onto her
[21:28] Yoshiharu
instead of offering her true hospitality.
[21:33] Yoshiharu
I can't let it end this way!
[21:36] Yoshiharu
Please wait!
[21:37] Koshitan
Huh?
[21:40] Yoshiharu
Next time... I'll prepare the most
exquisite deer crackers for you...
[21:44] Yoshiharu
so I'll be waiting for your return.
[21:49] Nokotan
I look forward to it.
[21:53] Koshitan
What's with this weird vibe?
[21:56] Narrator
Koshitan, having no idea how to react to either
of the two moods she was caught between,
[22:01] Narrator
decided to ignore them both.
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