E10 - Blame it on the Spring

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SIGN    This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
    are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[00:18] Koshitan
    Now that the sports festival is over,
[00:20] Koshitan
    I actually have time
    to admire the cherry blossoms.
[00:22] Narrator
    The seasons have changed,
[00:24] Narrator
    and springtime has come again
    to Hino-Minami High,
[00:26] Narrator
    where Koshitan and the others go to school.
[00:29] Narrator
    Remember when I said this series wasn't
    stuck in the Sazae-san space-time dimension?
[00:33] Narrator
    Well, I lied!
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[00:34] Koshitan
    Might be about time to enjoy some cherry-
    blossom viewing in front of the clubhouse.
[00:38] Koshitan
    Good work, everyone.
[00:49] Koshitan
    What's wrong, Shikanoko?!
[00:51] Nokotan
    Oh, Koshitan.
[00:52] Koshitan
    Why are you crying? Did you get hurt?
[00:55] Koshitan
    Or are you hungry?
    We have plenty of deer crackers.
SIGN    Deer Crackers
[01:00] Nokotan
    I'm not even sad, but I just can't
    stop crying for some reason.
[01:07] Nokotan
    That's weird, right?
[01:09] Nokotan
    Maybe it's because it's spring.
[01:11] Koshitan
    Shikanoko... You...
[01:15] Koshitan
    You probably have allergies.
SIGN    Blame It on the Spring
[02:56] Nokotan
    Nah, nah, nah, nah.
[02:57] Nokotan
    What are you even talking about, Koshitan?
[03:00] Nokotan
    Did you happen to forget?
[03:02] Nokotan
    I am a deer!
[03:04] Nokotan
    I am Nokotan the deer!
[03:06] Nokotan
    Allergies only affect you humans!
[03:08] Nokotan
    There's no way they'd affect a deer like me!
[03:12] Koshitan
    The hell is that symptom?!
    Is that actually an allergy symptom?
[03:16] Nokotan
    It itches! Everything itches!
[03:39] Nokotan
    I just can't stop crying. But why?
[03:42] Koshitan
    I just told you. You have allergies.
[03:44] Nokotan
    Objection! It's absolutely not allergies!
[03:47] Nokotan
    Allergies could never bring a wild deer down!
[03:50] Koshitan
    Oh? So what do you think is causing this?
[03:52] Nokotan
    I think I have a cold!
[03:55] Koshitan
    Stop being so damn stubborn!
    Those aren't cold symptoms.
[03:58] Koshitan
    Also, what's with people who get allergies
    hating to ever admit they have allergies?
[04:02] Narrator
    Just Allergy Things, number one:
[04:04] Narrator
    When people with allergies
    absolutely deny having them.
[04:08] Tanuki
    I wonder what that's all about.
[04:09] Neko
    How in the world would I know?
[04:11] Tsubame
    So cute...
[04:13] Neko
    But lucky me! I can't believe I've
    happened upon this bizarre situation!
[04:16] Neko
    I'll use this opening to disband the Deer Club—
[04:22] Neko
    It itches! It itches! It itches!
[04:39] Nokotan
    Okay! Well!
[04:39] Nokotan
    Do you not have allergies, then, Koshitan?!
[04:43] Koshitan
    Hm? Me?
[04:44] Koshitan
    I haven't once suffered from allergies in my
    seventeen years on Earth, and I never will!
[04:49] Narrator
    Just Allergy Things, number two:
[04:51] Narrator
    People who are oddly confident
    that they will never have them.
[04:56] Nokotan
    No fair, Koshitan!
[04:58] Nokotan
    You're just some dumb human!
[04:59] Koshitan
    Pfft, say whatever you want.
[05:02] Nokotan
    You're just some former delinquent!
[05:03] Nokotan
    And you like girly things, too!
[05:05] Koshitan
    What's that got to do with anything?
[05:07] Nokotan
    I can't go on with some human
    who doesn't understand this pain!
[05:10] Nokotan
    We're disbanding the Deer Club as of today!
[05:13] Koshitan
    Over something this trivial?!
[05:14] Narrator
    Their paths have diverged.
[05:16] Neko
    The Deer Club is disbanding?!
[05:17] Neko
    Yes! Finally my ambition is...
[05:23] Neko
    Ugh! Now's not the time for that!
[05:26] Narrator
    Just Allergy Things, number three:
[05:28] Narrator
    When people lose out on golden opportunities
    because they can't think straight.
[05:32] Tanuki
    I-I-I can't believe it's gotten this bad!
[05:35] Tanuki
    After being villainized as an enemy
    of humanity since time immemorial,
[05:38] Tanuki
    cedar pollen is finally taking its revenge!
[05:40] Tsubame
    Do you have allergies, too, Kinu?
[05:42] Narrator
    She does not.
SIGN    Student Council
[05:46] Tsubame
    Kinu, do you have any tissues?
[05:49] Tanuki
    Oh, sorry. I only have this handkerchief.
[05:51] Tanuki
    Want to use it?
[05:53] Tsubame
    Um, Vice President,
[05:54] Tsubame
    why don't we go back to the student
    council office so you can blow your nose?
[06:00] Koshitan
    At least wash all that floof off of you.
[06:03] Koshitan
    I'll go get you a towel.
[06:09] Nokotan
    Ah, that feels so nice!
[06:13] Nokotan
    But it still feels itchy deep in my antlers.
[06:16] Koshitan
    Did you finish washing up?
[06:19] Nokotan
    Ah, I feel alive again.
[06:22] Koshitan
    What the hell am I witnessing
    right now? Yikes!
[06:31] Nokotan
    Ah, all better.
[06:33] Floof
    Here I come again.
[06:37] Nokotan
    We have pollination!
[06:38] Narrator
    It definitely feels like springtime is here.
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[06:45] Nokotan
    Dang it! It still itches!
[06:47] Narrator
    Just Allergy Things, number four:
[06:49] Narrator
    Allergy-inspired rage that has no outlet.
[06:52] Koshitan
    Come to think of it, they make
    glasses for people with allergies.
[06:55] Koshitan
    They're designed to keep
    pollen out of the eyes.
[06:57] Nokotan
    That's what I need!
[07:00] Nokotan
    Ta-dah! I borrowed some goggles
    from the swim team!
[07:03] Koshitan
    Ooh.
[07:04] Nokotan
    Yay! I don't itch anymore! Now I win!
[07:07] Nokotan
    You ain't got nothin' on me, allergies!
[07:16] Nokotan
    My antlers are itching again.
[07:18] Koshitan
    Wait, what the hell was that?!
[07:19] Koshitan
    Did... Did your antlers just sneeze?!
[07:22] Koshitan
    Here, have some tissues.
[07:24] Koshitan
    The next time you feel a sneeze coming on,
    blow your antlers with those.
[07:27] Nokotan
    I want fancy tissues like Antler Celeb.
[07:29] Koshitan
    Quit being picky!
[07:31] Koshitan
    Hey, are you okay?
[07:33] Nokotan
    My nose is stuffed up,
    so my voice is all nasally.
[07:36] Koshitan
    You sound super weird!
[07:39] Nokotan
    Oh, why do these horrible things
    just keep happening to me?
[07:44] Koshitan
    Why are you trying to act like a tragic
    heroine with snot coming out of your nose?
[07:47] Nokotan
    Living in a world like this
    is too much! I'm done!
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[07:51] Nokotan
    I'm done!
[07:52] Nokotan
    I'm done!
[07:54] Nokotan
    I'm done!
SIGN    Hino Zoo
[07:55] Nokotan
    I'm done!
[07:56] Nokotan
    I'm done!
[08:07] Nokotan
    Everyone... Are you here to cheer me up?
[08:10] Nokotan
    Even you, Tsunoda-san?
[08:13] Koshitan
    And they're here again...
[08:15] Nokotan
    Thanks... I won't let this get me down!
[08:18] Nokotan
    I know! I just had a great idea!
[08:21] Nokotan
    Let's burn down the cedar trees!
[08:23] Koshitan
    Could you not say something so ominous?
[08:25] Koshitan
    Not to mention, burning down the
    cedar trees in the neighborhood
[08:28] Koshitan
    isn't gonna fix your allergies—
[08:29] Nokotan
    Koshitan, did you forget?
[08:32] Nokotan
    My antlers have a dynamite version, too.
[08:40] Nokotan
    And I've shed a lot of antlers.
[08:43] Koshitan
    Don't tell me you...
[08:45] Nokotan
    With these, I'm going to blow up
    every last cedar grove in Japan!
[08:49] Koshitan
    Could you not store explosives
    in the clubhouse?
[08:52] Nokotan
    I will return it all to nothing, so that
    a new world can rise from the ashes!
[08:55] Koshitan
    What's with the final boss spiel?
[08:58] Neko
    I want in on that plan!
[08:59] Koshitan
    Nekoyamada-san?!
[09:02] Nokotan
    Ah, Comrade Shikayamada.
[09:04] Neko
    It's Nekoyamada!
[09:07] Nokotan
    What's one thing our world
    would be better off without?
[09:09] Nokotan
    Let me tell you... Cedars!
[09:12] Neko
    Precisely!
[09:13] Nokotan
    Say no to pollen!
[09:15] Neko
    No to pollen!
[09:16] Nokotan
    Say no to pollen!
[09:17] Neko
    No to pollen!
[09:19] Nokotan
    Say no to pollen!
[09:20] Neko
    No to pollen!
[09:23] Koshitan
    Now, hold on a sec. There's probably
    something I should mention first.
[09:27] Nokotan
    Something you should mention?
SIGN    Hino Veterinary Hospital for Doggies and Kitties
[09:33] Nokotan
    No! I don't like hospitals!
[09:37] Vet
    Now, now. Just stay still for me.
[09:39] Neko
    Why am I here, too?! I'm not a cat!
[09:42] Vet
    Now, now. Just stay still for me.
[09:44] Koshitan
    Don't hate me. This is part
    of my job as your owner.
[09:48] Floof
    Here I come again!
[09:52] Receptionist
    Koshi-san, you can head
    into the exam room next.
[09:55] Koshitan
    Huh?!
[09:56] Narrator
    Just Allergy Things, number five:
[09:58] Narrator
    When someone who swears they'll never
    suffer from allergies finally gets them.
SIGN    Izu Peninsula
    Hachijo-jima
SIGN    Hachijo-jima
    Reeves's muntjacs
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[10:13] Koshitan
    Shikanoko hasn't been coming
    to the Deer Club lately.
[10:17] Koshitan
    Damn it. Where's she slacking off at?
SIGN    Deer Crackers
[10:20] Anko
    So it's been a week since she
    was last at the clubhouse...
[10:23] Anko
    That's actually pretty long.
[10:27] Koshitan
    We can't do Deer Club activities
    without our deer!
[10:31] Anko
    What could she possibly be up to, and where?
[10:33] Koshitan
    She's been coming to school, so it's just her
    after-school whereabouts that are unknown.
[10:37] Koshitan
    Wait! Did she quit the Deer Club
    and join some other club?!
[10:41] Koshitan
    Oh, no... This castle I've made for myself,
    not to mention the Deer Club, is in peril!
[10:46] (Flashback) Ukai
    A club with no deer cannot stand!
[10:50] Koshitan
    We can't just sit here! We're going
    to look for Shikanoko, you two!
[10:53] Anko and Bashame
    Aw...
[10:56] Koshitan
    Damn it.
[10:57] Koshitan
    Somehow, I ended up having
    to look for her all by myself.
SIGN    Flower Arrangement Club
[11:04] Girl
    Yay!
SIGN    Flower Arrangement Club
[11:06] Koshitan
    The Flower Arrangement Club?
[11:08] Koshitan
    It seems oddly lively.
[11:10] Teacher
    Ahem. We have a special
    lecturer visiting us today.
[11:15] Teacher
    This is Nokotan-sensei.
[11:18] Koshitan
    There she is!
[11:21] Girl 2
    Nokotan-sensei!
[11:22] Girl 3
    You're so amazing!
[11:23] Koshitan
    Wh-What the hell is Shikanoko doing
    in the Flower Arrangement Club?
[11:26] Koshitan
    And what did she mean by special lecturer?
[11:28] Teacher
    Now, let's have our lecturer
    perform a flower arrangement.
[11:31] Teacher
    Sensei, if you would.
[11:34] Koshitan
    Wha? Like she'd know anything
    about flower arrangement.
[11:38] Nokotan
    Very well.
[11:40] Koshitan
    What's this sudden atmosphere?
[11:43] Koshitan
    Could she have some knack for it
    that I didn't know about?
[11:47] Nokotan
    Shikanoko Style Technique...
[11:53] Koshitan
    Yeah, nope.
[12:06] Koshitan
    Don't use your damn head for a flower bed!
[12:08] Koshitan
    There's a thing called being too free!
[12:10] Girl 1
    That's so impressive, Nokotan-sensei!
[12:12] Girl 2
    Rather than flowers, she arranged her antlers!
[12:14] Girl 3
    What a wonderful idea!
[12:16] Koshitan
    So you agree.
    It's not a flower arrangement at all.
[12:50] Teacher
    I-I've never seen such technique!
[12:52] Koshitan
    What technique?!
[12:53] Girl 1
    Her flower-less arrangement
    was already impressive,
[12:55] Girl 1
    but with her bold new crumb-
    scattering idea on top of that...
[12:58] Girl 2
    This could change the history
    of flower arrangement forever!
[13:02] Girl 3
    It's a revolution in the
    flower-arrangement world!
[13:04] Koshitan
    Again, this isn't even
    flower arrangement anymore.
[13:08] Teacher
    I knew my eye for talent didn't fail me!
[13:16] (Flashback) Nokotan
    May a thousand antlers bloom!
[13:22] Teacher
    I still haven't forgotten how your artwork
    that day resonated with my very soul!
[13:27] Teacher
    Now, Nokotan-sensei, would you be so kind
    as to tell us the title of this piece?
[13:34] Nokotan
    "Tsuno to Shika."
[13:36] Narrator
    Sounds very similar to a Yonezu Kenshi
    song title from a while back.
[13:40] Teacher
    It's... It's just so deep!
[13:42] Koshitan
    How?! It's not deep!
    It's actually pretty damn shallow!
[13:45] Girl 1
    So this uses the deer crackers
    to represent the parched earth
[13:49] Girl 1
    and expresses the bond that was born
    from deer and humans living together.
[13:53] Girl 3
    It's genius!
[13:54] Girl 2
    This is amazing, Nokotan-sensei. I'm in awe.
[13:57] Koshitan
    You're seriously overthinking this.
[14:01] Teacher
    Now, let's have Nokotan-sensei
    observe all of your works.
[14:06] Girl 1
    Sensei! Please look at mine!
[14:08] Girl 2
    No, mine!
[14:09] Girl 3
    Mine first!
[14:10] Nokotan
    Yes, yes. I'll look at all of yours
    in order, one at a time.
[14:13] Koshitan
    What is this, an idol handshake event?!
[14:17] Girl 3
    Um... I tried to express the beauty
    of springtime with this piece.
[14:21] Teacher
    It's quite lovely. But I also
    feel like it lacks impact.
[14:27] Koshitan
    I mean, considering what you all just saw,
    everything's gonna lack impact.
[14:31] Teacher
    What do you think, Sensei?
[14:34] Nokotan
    Well...
[14:36] Nokotan
    Um, well, er, you know...
[14:38] Nokotan
    It needs better nutrition.
[14:40] Koshitan
    Are you giving advice to some college freshman
    that just started living on their own?!
[14:43] Girl 3
    Oh, I see!
[14:44] Koshitan
    What exactly made sense there?!
[14:46] Nokotan
    All you need is a bit of wildness,
    cuteness, umami, and some antlers.
[14:49] Nokotan
    And a pinch of salt.
[14:51] Girl 3
    You're right! How did I not notice it before?
[14:55] Koshitan
    Is that necessary? No, really. Is any of
    that necessary for flower arrangement?
[14:59] Nokotan
    This is what you get once
    you add all those things.
[15:02] Koshitan
    So graphic!
[15:03] Koshitan
    Where'd the "beauty of spring" aspect go?!
[15:05] Koshitan
    Are we in a jungle?! Also, don't
    just add onto someone else's piece!
[15:10] Girl 3
    It's lovely!
[15:11] Koshitan
    Well, as long as she's happy.
[15:13] Nokotan
    And for the final touch...
[15:20] Koshitan
    Uh, why a guitar?! And do you have an
    extra-dimensional pocket in there?!
[15:46] Koshitan
    Uh... What even is this performance?
[15:48] Koshitan
    It's not even a proper song.
[15:53] Koshitan
    Oh god, it's moving!
[15:55] Koshitan
    Wait, I've seen these things on TV before!
[15:58] Teacher
    The flowers... are alive!
[16:01] Koshitan
    With the sound of music?!
[16:03] Koshitan
    Talk about lame!
[16:05] Teacher
    I knew I was right about you,
    Nokotan-sensei! My eyes never lie—
[16:11] Koshitan
    See? This is what you get for
    saying something so clichéd!
[16:15] Girl 1
    So you're saying that with birth
    also comes death!
[16:19] Girl 1
    It's the circle of life!
[16:22] Girl 2
    The god of the flower arrangement world—
    no, of the new world has been born!
[16:25] Girl 3
    She's a shoo-in for the Nobel Prize!
[16:28] Koshitan
    All of you, quit flower arrangement right now!
[16:34] Teacher
    Oh, dearie me. It's about
    time to leave school.
[16:37] Teacher
    Sensei—no, O God!
    Please continue tomorrow.
[16:41] Nokotan
    I won't be coming tomorrow.
[16:43] Teacher
    What?! Then the day after tomorrow?
[16:46] Nokotan
    I won't be coming to the Flower
    Arrangement Club anymore.
[16:48] Teacher
    No! But you have so much talent! So why?!
[16:52] Nokotan
    The novelty's worn off!
[16:53] Girl
    Don't go!
[16:54] Girl
    What'll happen to the new world you've shown us?
[16:57] Nokotan
    Don't care!
[16:59] Koshitan
    The Flower Arrangement Club's scary.
SIGN    The Next Day
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[17:12] Nokotan
    Nothing beats the Deer Club.
[17:13] Koshitan
    Oh, I see.
SIGN    
    A very cute
    Reeves's muntjac
    from Hachijo-jima
[17:28] Bashame
    A perfect day for planting some rice!
[17:39] Anko
    Oh, Onee-chan.
[17:43] Bashame
    Anko-chan!
[17:44] Anko
    I'm not helping you.
SIGN    Deer Crackers
[17:47] Bashame
    But Bashame hasn't said anything yet.
[17:50] Anko
    Did I guess wrong?
[17:51] Bashame
    No, but...
[17:54] Bashame
    Come plant some rice with me, Anko-chan.
[17:57] Anko
    No. I don't want to get dirty.
[18:00] Bashame
    But Bashame cultivated the land,
    all to plant Bashame's rice paddy today!
[18:03] Bashame
    Bashame spent seven episodes on this!
[18:06] Bashame
    It's a product of Bashame's
    blood, sweat, and tears.
[18:09] Anko
    Seven episodes?
[18:10] Bashame
    Come on. Bashame promises you
    a completely new experience.
[18:14] Anko
    I'm going to pass.
[18:16] Bashame
    You just won't take the bait.
[18:17] Anko
    I'll take that as a compliment.
[18:19] Anko
    Also, you didn't get permission from the
    school for your rice paddy, did you?
[18:22] Bashame
    Of course not!
[18:24] Narrator
    This could very well be a crime.
[18:30] Bashame
    Um... Who were you again?
[18:34] Bashame
    Tsu... Tsu...
[18:36] Bashame
    Tsudayama!
[18:37] Anko
    You mean Tsucchi.
[18:38] Bashame
    Yes, exactly. Tsucchi.
[18:40] Bashame
    Tsucchi! Let's plant some rice together!
[18:43] Bashame
    Stare...
[18:47] Bashame
    Stare...
[18:53] Bashame
    Okay, now that you've agreed,
    it's time to plant some rice!
[19:01] Anko
    Good luck out there.
[19:02] Bashame
    Ricey rice, ricey rice.
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[19:05] Bashame
    Hino City specialty Bashame Rice.
[19:09] Bashame
    Come one, come all.
[19:13] Bashame
    If you have a moment, come have a bite.
[19:17] Bashame
    Some delicious, delicious, Bashame Rice.
[19:30] Bashame
    Ooh, not bad, Tsudayama.
[19:37] Bashame
    It looks like it's time for Bashame
    to reveal her true power!
[19:51] Bashame
    Aw, now we have to start all over.
[19:54] Bashame
    But this isn't enough to keep Bashame down.
[20:00] Bashame
    Ooh, so you're still rarin' to go, Tsudayama.
[20:04] Bashame
    In that case, let's do this again.
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[20:17] Anko
    Hey, you two. Are you
    done planting your rice?
[20:21] Bashame
    Oh, Anko-chan.
[20:23] Bashame
    We just finished.
[20:26] Anko
    Wow, planting rice really is dirty work.
[20:29] Anko
    I'm glad I didn't help out after all.
[20:33] Bashame
    Rice balls!
[20:35] Anko
    Wow...
[20:42] Bashame
    Yummy!
[20:43] Bashame
    Your rice balls can easily
    get three stars, Anko-chan!
[20:47] Anko
    Well, I'm honored. Are you
    enjoying your meal, too?
[20:53] Bashame
    You're really nice, Anko-chan.
[20:56] Anko
    Not really. I'm just used
    to making packed lunches.
[20:59] Bashame
    Oh? So you make the
    packed lunches, Anko-chan?
[21:03] Anko
    Yeah, because my sister sucks at cooking.
[21:15] Bashame
    The rice planting's all done.
[21:19] Bashame
    What should we do next?
[21:34] Anko
    Since you're growing rice and all...
[21:37] Anko
    Why don't you pickle some plums?
[21:40] Bashame
    Anko-chan, that's...
[21:43] Anko
    genius!
[21:46] Anko
    Well, I guess we know what you're doing next.
[21:49] Bashame
    Yes!
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[21:50] Bashame
    Let's have a rice ball party in the fall with
    some Bashame Rice and Bashame Pickled Plums!
[21:55] Anko
    Sounds good.
[21:56] Bashame
    We should get some chickens
    so we can eat some egg over rice, too.
[22:00] Anko
    Sure. Some yakitori would be good, too.