E8 - Goodbye, Old Deer! Hello, New Deer!
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
[00:01] Narrator
December 31st.
[00:03] Narrator
The time is right before midnight.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN < Shikanoko-san
SIGN Let's meet at the bottom of the
stairs at 11:30 PM. Don't be late.
SIGN Read
20:13
SIGN Roger
SIGN Today
[00:10] Koshitan
Man, Shikanoko's late.
SIGN I'm here
SIGN Where are you right now?
SIGN Hello?
SIGN Shikagami Shrine
[00:13] Koshitan
She's got some nerve inviting me to the first
shrine visit of the year and making me wait.
[00:20] Anko
To think that we get to start off the year
by swearing our love for each other...
[00:24] Bashame
It's going to be a good year.
[00:26] Koshitan
I'm not swearing anything with you.
[00:30] Koshitan
Well, whatever. I guess the three
of us can go pay our respects.
[00:39] Shrine Visitor A
It's almost time for the unveiling!
[00:41] Shrine Visitor A
I can hardly wait!
[00:43] Shrine Visitor B
This only happens once a year, after all!
[00:44] Koshitan
I wonder if there's some kind of event.
[00:47] Shrine visitor D
Hey! There're the shrine maidens!
[01:09] Koshitan
Shikanoko?!
[01:11] Narrator
Their first shrine visit of the year,
and Nokotan's already become a god.
SIGN Goodbye, Old Deer! Hello, New Deer!
[02:51] Koshitan
Wait, wha—
[02:52] Koshitan
Shikanoko? The hell are you doing?
[02:54] Bashame
Ah, so that's the great Deer God.
[02:57] Bashame
This is Bashame's first time seeing her.
[02:59] Anko
Those are some magnificent antlers.
[03:00] Koshitan
Shikanoko?! A god?!
[03:02] Koshitan
Also, get a clue, you two!
[03:04] Mitsu
Is this your first time at this shrine, lass?
[03:08] Koshitan
Huh? Uh, yes.
[03:10] Koshitan
Hey! You're that one old lady that's,
like, a hardcore deer fan!
[03:14] Mitsu
I am known as the Old Granny of Hino.
My name is Inukai Mitsu.
SIGN Inukai Mitsu (88)
[03:18] Mitsu
I'm the head priest of this shrine.
[03:20] Koshitan
A proper self-intro! She's definitely
eyeing a regular cast position!
[03:23] Mitsu
She's the god of this Shikagami Shrine
[03:27] Mitsu
and the symbol of deer prosperity here in Hino.
[03:30] Koshitan
"Symbol"?
[03:31] Koshitan
And what's the point of wishing
for the prosperity of deer in Hino?!
[03:35] Koshitan
C-Come on. She's clearly
just a plain ol' deer.
[03:39] Koshitan
Her, a god? Clearly, there's
been some kind of mista—
[03:42] Mitsu
Silence, boy! I mean, girl!
[03:47] Mitsu
Just go see for yourself.
[03:50] Koshitan
H-Hey, Shikanoko-san!
What are you doing there?
[03:54] Koshitan
Hurry up and come down here!
[03:57] Koshitan
And quit it with that enlightened look!
[03:59] Koshitan
Just hurry up and come down here!
[04:02] Nokotan
One is not "Shikanoko."
[04:05] Nokotan
One is a deer.
[04:06] Koshitan
Same difference!
[04:07] Koshitan
And shouldn't you have said "the Deer God"?!
[04:11] Shrine Visitor A
Oh, such blessed words!
[04:13] Shrine Visitor B
Hino will be protected by the
Deer God for another year!
[04:16] Shrine Visitor E
We're starting off the
new year with great luck!
[04:19] Koshitan
You guys are totally getting duped!
[04:21] Bashame
May Bashame get her rice paddy this year!
[04:23] Anko
May I be able to do all kinds of naughty
things with my sister this year!
[04:27] Koshitan
Not you two, too!
[04:29] Koshitan
Damn it. What's with this shrine?
[04:32] Koshitan
Not only is the god messed up,
so are all the visitors!
[04:37] Mitsu
It appears as though you also enjoyed
our great Deer God's unveiling.
[04:42] Koshitan
What in the world gave you that idea?
[04:45] Mitsu
Why don't you take one of our fortune slips?
[04:48] Koshitan
Fortune slips?
[04:50] Mitsu
Our Shikagami Shrine fortunes
are famous for their accuracy.
[04:55] Koshitan
Huh... Well, if you insist.
[04:59] Koshitan
I might as well draw a great blessing
or something else good.
[05:02] Koshitan
There!
[05:04] Koshitan
Ooh, I got a...
SIGN Shikagami Shrine Fortune
SIGN Your
Luck:
SIGN GREAT ANTLER
[05:07] Koshitan
My luck will be what now?!
SIGN Right Antler
[05:09] Koshitan
You mean I'm going to find my antler?! Even
though I don't remember ever losing one?!
SIGN A deer
[05:13] Koshitan
I'm only seeing deer and
antlers on this damn fortune!
SIGN will appear in 3 minutes
[05:18] Koshitan
It's also so unnecessarily detailed!
[05:19] Shrine Visitor F
I hope I pull a great antler this year.
[05:22] Shrine Visitor G
I'll be content if I get
an eventual antler or better.
[05:25] Koshitan
So I'm supposed to treat
this as a great blessing?
[05:28] Tanuki
A-A-A-A-A small antler!
[05:30] Tsubame
Get a grip, Kinu.
[05:32] Neko
Ugh, you're so pathetic.
It's just a simple fortune.
[05:36] Koshitan
Oh, hey. You guys are here, too?
[05:39] Tsubame
President. Happy New Year.
[05:41] Tanuki
I-I'm so sorry that you had
to see my disgusting, unlucky,
[05:45] Tanuki
and unwanted face first thing this year!
[05:47] Neko
I-I'm not here to make a new year's resolution
[05:50] Neko
to finally do something about
the Deer Club or anything.
SIGN GREAT
MIS-FAWN-TUNE
SIGN Fortune
[05:57] Neko
I need to get rid of this immediately!
[06:04] Tsubame
Are you all right, Vice President?
[06:06] Tanuki
P-P-Please don't cry!
[06:08] Tanuki
Ouchies, ouchies, fly away!
[06:11] Neko
Are you mocking me just because I'm small?!
[06:14] Tanuki
N-N-No, I didn't mean it like that...
[06:16] Tsubame
Now, now. Let's go tie up our fortunes.
[06:22] Koshitan
She's so cute...
[06:24] Koshitan
Hm? I smell something sweet.
[06:27] Nokotan
Child of man.
[06:30] Nokotan
One shall bestow a serving unto you.
[06:32] Nokotan
Come closer.
SIGN Reset
SIGN Start
SIGN
A deer will appear in 3 minutes
[06:34] Koshitan
Exactly three minutes!
It actually predicted the future!
[06:37] Koshitan
Shikanoko, you ass! You've got some
nerve breaking your promise with me.
[06:43] Koshitan
You handin' out amazake
after playing god? Huh?
[06:47] Nokotan
Nay.
[06:48] Nokotan
This is antler soup.
[06:50] Koshitan
The hell is antler soup?
[06:52] Nokotan
Soup of antler.
[06:54] Koshitan
You didn't explain a damn thing!
There's no way I'm drinking that stuff!
[06:57] Koshitan
Also seriously, what's with that face?!
[06:59] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[07:03] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[07:04] Narrator
Antler soup is a soup bestowed
upon us humans by the Deer God
[07:07] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[07:09] Narrator
every year at New Year's.
[07:11] Koshitan
That sounds shady as hell!
[07:12] Narrator
The Deer God herself becomes the stock
and doesn't sleep for three days
[07:16] Narrator
and three nights as this
extremely blessed drink
[07:18] Narrator
is created in the cellar of this shrine.
[07:21] Koshitan
What does any of that even mean?!
[07:22] Koshitan
So it's created by literally stewing her?!
[07:24] Koshitan
Like hell I'm gonna drink that!
[07:28] Koshitan
Huh?
[07:29] Mitsu
O Great Deer God, it is almost time.
[07:33] Koshitan
Time?
[07:37] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[07:41] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[07:45] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[07:45] Koshitan
The hell is this bizarre ritual?
[07:47] Koshitan
Also, aren't you supposed to burn
[07:49] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[07:49] Koshitan
last year's ceremonial arrows
in these ceremonial fires?
[07:51] Koshitan
Why the hell are you burning antlers?!
[07:53] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[07:53] Shrine visitor G
They're going all out for
this year's ceremonial fire.
[07:56] Koshitan
You're telling me they do this every year?
[07:57] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[07:58] Shrine visitor F
I think we're going to
be extra lucky this year.
[08:00] Koshitan
Yeah, no!
[08:01] Bashame
May we have huge harvests
and a year of full harvests!
[08:04] Anko
Bring on the debauchery! All the debauchery!
[08:06] Koshitan
Seriously, you guys...
[08:09] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[08:12] Koshitan
What's with the wind?!
[08:13] Shrine Visitor F
Hey! Look!
[08:14] Shrine Visitor B
The Deer God started shining!
[08:17] Koshitan
Why, though?!
[08:18] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[08:21] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[08:25] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[08:35] Nokotan
Notsu...
[08:43] Visitors
Oh, blessed be! Blessed be!
[08:46] Koshitan
Who, what, where, how, why?!
[08:50] Anko
That was pretty fun.
[08:52] Bashame
It feels like this is going to be a
good year. Right, Koshitan-senpai?
[08:57] Koshitan
Ugh, the new year only just started,
and I'm already friggin' exhausted.
[09:00] Koshitan
I'm heading right home and warming up.
[09:03] Nokotan
Oh, hey! Koshitan!
[09:05] Nokotan
Sorry to keep you waiting!
[09:08] Bashame
Ah, Nokotan-senpai.
[09:10] Koshitan
You jerk! Not only do you make me wait,
[09:13] Koshitan
you go and pull that Deer God act
with the ceremonial fires and stuff!
[09:16] Koshitan
I'm heading home, damn it!
[09:18] Nokotan
What do you mean?
[09:19] Nokotan
I just got here.
[09:21] Koshitan
What?!
[09:22] Nokotan
But I'm really sorry if I made you wait.
You must've been really cold.
[09:26] Nokotan
Here, drink some of this and warm up.
[09:29] Koshitan
Huh? Uh, sure...
[09:31] Nokotan
I have some for you two, too.
[09:33] Bashame
Wow, that's delicious!
[09:35] Anko
That hit the spot.
[09:38] Koshitan
Yum... I've never had
this before. What is it?
[09:43] Nokotan
Antler soup.
[09:43] Koshitan
So it was you up there!
SIGN I'll make sure the
Deer Club makes its mark!
-Koshi Torako
SIGN I'm gonna become
Hino's local mascot!!
-Nokotan
SIGN I'm gonna do naughty
things with my sister
-Koshi Anko
SIGN Bashame will become a
great deer and eat rice
-Bashame
[09:49] Koshitan
After that, we all did our
first shrine visit together.
SIGN Kanagawa Prefecture
Oyama Afuri Shrine
SIGN Kanagawa Prefecture
Oyama Afuri Shrine
[10:00] Nokotan
Happy New Year to you all.
[10:03] Koshitan
And here we go with this
indigenous god thing.
SIGN Happy New Deer
[10:07] Nokotan
We hope that you'll continue to support
My Deer Friend Nokotan this year, too.
[10:13] Koshitan
Th-Thanks...
[10:15] Nokotan
With that, here.
[10:16] Koshitan
Here what?
[10:18] Nokotan
Gimme New Year's money.
[10:20] Koshitan
If you're a god, don't pester me for money!
[10:24] Nokotan
I think that's enough New Year's jokes.
[10:34] Nokotan
Okay, let's get the actual show started!
SIGN Happy New Deer
[10:37] Koshitan
The hell was up with that
rando New Year's greeting?
SIGN Deer Crackers
[10:45] Nokotan
Well? Are you all ready?
[10:49] Narrator
One of the traditions for New Year's
is playing a board game.
[10:53] Narrator
There are countless games that span
across all ages and many places,
[10:56] Narrator
but did you know that one particular
game is the most popular?
[11:02] Narrator
Its groundbreaking setup caused a huge
sensation when it was first released.
[11:07] Narrator
Yes, it's the game you're all familiar with:
SIGN Game of Deer Life
Deluxe
[11:10] Narrator
the Game of Deer Life.
[11:13] Koshitan
I'm not gonna go easy on ya
just cuz this is a board game.
[11:16] Koshitan
I'll show you exactly what
it means to compete with me!
SIGN The Beast of Hino
Roars Into the Fight!!
SIGN An
[11:25] Anko
Since we're competing, this means
we're wagering something, too, right?
[11:29] Anko
Your livelihood, your chastity, your life...
[11:31] Anko
Ooh, I'm getting excited!
SIGN The Out-of-Control Siscon
Creeps In!!
[11:36] Nokotan
Pitiful!
[11:37] Nokotan
You humans just keep yapping.
[11:41] Nokotan
I'll show you what a true deer...
[11:43] Nokotan
can do.
SIGN An Actual Deer
Leaps Into the Fray!!
[11:47] Narrator
The First-Ever Chitty Chitty Hino High School
Deer Club Game of Deer Life Tournament!
[11:51] Narrator
Let the games begin!
[11:54] Bashame
Start!
[11:56] Anko
Okay, I'll go first.
[11:58] Anko
Go!
SIGN Start
SIGN Born in the Hino Zoo!
[12:02] Anko
I guess I'm moving four spaces.
[12:04] Anko
One, two, three, four.
[12:07] Anko
Huh? What's going on?
[12:09] Ukai
Ah, a newborn deer!
[12:12] Ukai
Here, to celebrate!
[12:15] Narrator
Become friends with the zookeeper.
Receive three stacks of deer crackers.
[12:19] Narrator
The currency in the Game of Deer Life
is not money but deer crackers.
[12:23] Narrator
The one with the most deer crackers
at the end of the game wins.
[12:27] Anko
Hey, this is a great start.
[12:29] Nokotan
No fair.
[12:30] Narrator
Now, it's Koshitan's turn.
[12:32] Koshitan
All right! I'm up next!
[12:36] Koshitan
Ooh, a nine!
[12:37] Koshitan
I'm gonna keep on truckin'
and get to the goal!
[12:41] Koshitan
Hm?
[12:42] Senpai Deer A
Aren't you being a bit cocky
just because you're younger?
[12:45] Senpai Deer B
Whose turf do you think you're on? Huh?
[12:47] Senpai Deer C
Don't think you can stay here for free!
[12:50] Koshitan
Huh?
[12:52] Narrator
Tormented by senpai deer and shaken down
for deer crackers. Hand over thirty.
[12:57] Senpai Deer A
Give us all you've got!
[12:59] Koshitan
Isn't this a bit harsh right off the bat?!
[13:02] Koshitan
Also, I don't even have any
deer crackers to give yet.
[13:05] Mitsu
Over here, lassie.
[13:07] Koshitan
Huh?
SIGN Deer Crackers
SIGN Interest
50%
[13:09] Mitsu
Come on.
SIGN Interest
50%
SIGN Deer Crackers
SIGN Deer Crackers
[13:11] Mitsu
Pleasure doin' business with ya.
[13:14] Narrator
When you don't have enough deer crackers,
the zoo will lend you some.
[13:17] Narrator
The interest rate is 50%!
[13:19] Koshitan
The zoo and these senpai deer
are totally working together...
[13:23] Anko
I guess survival of the fittest
applies to herbivores, too.
[13:28] Nokotan
You just don't get it, Koshitan.
[13:30] Koshitan
Wha?
[13:31] Nokotan
The key to the Game of Deer Life
isn't how fast you can reach the goal
[13:34] Nokotan
but how many deer crackers you can amass!
[13:37] Nokotan
Therefore, even if it takes longer,
[13:39] Nokotan
you've gotta aim for the spaces
that'll give you more deer crackers!
[13:44] Narrator
Nokotan's turn.
[13:45] Narrator
She's escaped the zoo, wandered
into the neighborhood, and...
[13:50] Narrator
ended up hanging off some electrical lines.
[13:53] Narrator
Lose one turn.
[13:55] Koshitan
Déjà vu!
[13:56] Narrator
Also, while she was hanging there,
[13:58] Narrator
she was attacked by vultures and hyenas,
losing fifty deer crackers.
[14:02] Nokotan
Doe no!
[14:03] Koshitan
Sometimes, this is harsher than reality.
[14:06] Narrator
It's once again Anko's turn.
[14:08] Anko
One, two, three.
[14:11] Anko
Okay, now...
[14:15] Nokotan
Don't be afraid. Now, jump into my arms!
[14:18] Koshitan
Oh, but I'm a virgin...
[14:23] Narrator
A deer you've had feelings for
mates with another female deer.
SIGN °Visuals may differ from actual events
[14:27] Narrator
The shock leaves you bedridden. Lose one turn.
[14:29] Anko
Oh, my.
[14:30] Koshitan
Hey! This depiction's pretty malicious!
[14:33] Nokotan
This actually happened
at my workplace recently.
[14:37] Koshitan
Wait, really? Do you work in a soap opera?
[14:39] Anko
I guess deer have a lot going on, too.
[14:43] Anko
But if the shock from that leaves them bedridden,
I'd say their love just isn't enough.
[14:47] Nokotan
What do you mean?
[14:48] Anko
If it were me, I'd whip, whip them
over and over, then slap, slap them,
[14:52] Anko
squish, squish them, and in the end,
I'd mlem, mlem them...
[14:55] Koshitan
I'm just going to pretend
I never heard that, okay?
[14:58] Narrator
It's now Koshitan's turn.
[15:00] Koshitan
Okay, next is...
[15:01] Narrator
A sudden growth spurt!
[15:03] Narrator
Spin the roulette, and gain antlers
equal to the number you roll!
[15:06] Koshitan
Where am I gaining them?!
[15:10] Koshitan
The highest number now, of all times!
[15:13] Narrator
In celebration, also receive the same number
of deer crackers from each player.
[15:18] Koshitan
I mean, I'm thankful for that, but...
[15:27] Koshitan
I look like I've been riddled with arrows...
[15:30] Anko
Here're your deer crackers.
[15:32] Koshitan
Are you celebrating or commiserating?
[15:34] Narrator
It's now Nokotan's turn.
[15:37] Narrator
Lose one turn.
[15:40] Bashame
The rice is looking great!
[15:43] Narrator
And the game proceeded onward.
[15:48] Koshitan
Deer life decisions?
SIGN Intense Course
SIGN Intense Course
SIGN Stable Course
SIGN Stable Course
SIGN Stop!
Deer Life Decisions
[15:52] Narrator
You're on your own after leaving the zoo!
[15:54] Narrator
As the harsh waves of society crash over you,
you'll hold on for deer life
[15:57] Narrator
in the Intense course.
[16:00] Narrator
Alternatively, you can stay at the zoo,
passing up any great changes or promotions
[16:03] Narrator
in exchange for a safe and predictable life
on the Stable course.
[16:08] Narrator
Which will you choose?
SIGN Intense
SIGN Stable
[16:11] Koshitan
This is just life.
[16:12] Nokotan
By the way, if you select the Intense course,
[16:14] Nokotan
you get to choose from the
mountains, sea, or city.
[16:18] Anko
Hm...
[16:19] Anko
Then I guess I'll choose the Intense course
of deer life and head to the mountains.
[16:23] Anko
I'll conquer the mountains and shake down
all the deer there for their deer crackers.
[16:28] Koshitan
I think you might be more cut out
to be a delinquent than I am.
[16:31] Koshitan
In that case, I guess
I'll head into the city!
[16:34] Koshitan
I'll gradually climb the ranks of my career!
[16:37] Koshitan
What about you, Shikanoko?
[16:38] Nokotan
Someone is calling for me in a faraway land.
[16:41] Nokotan
I can feel it.
[16:43] Koshitan
So the sea.
[16:43] Anko
Yup, the sea.
[16:50] Nokotan
The dawn in Hino City draws near!
[17:03] Narrator
Nokotan crossed the sea...
[17:06] Narrator
and washed ashore in Alaska.
[17:09] Koshitan
Why Alaska, though?!
[17:14] Narrator
Oh? Something strange
is happening to Nokotan.
[17:20] Narrator
Congratulations!
Nokotan has evolved into a moose.
SIGN Current total number
of deer crackers: 100
[17:24] Koshitan
How does any of that work?!
[17:26] Nokotan
This is definitely an intense deer life.
[17:29] Koshitan
She's actually evolved in real life!
[17:32] Nokotan
Now that I've evolved into the highest
class of deer, the moose, that means...
[17:36] Nokotan
I get bonus deer cra—
[17:38] Narrator
You don't actually get anything.
[17:40] Anko
Aw, I guess you're not so special,
even if you are an actual deer.
[17:43] Nokotan
How dare you?! Then what about you, Koshian?
[17:48] Narrator
She gradually took over the mountain and
made all the animals her subordinates.
[17:52] Narrator
She calls it a tip, but she makes them
all pay her ten deer crackers a day.
[17:57] Anko
Those who defy me will get
what's coming to them.
SIGN Current total number
of deer crackers: 103,000
[18:00] Koshitan
Ruling by fear?!
[18:02] Anko
I get all the deer crackers I want to eat.
[18:04] Nokotan
No fair!
[18:05] Koshitan
Heh. You've still got a
long ways to go, Anko.
[18:07] Anko
What do you mean by that?
[18:13] Camera guy
Look this way, please!
[18:15] Koshitan
Sure!
SIGN Bronze @bronze_dolota
One in a hundred million deer shot
#NaraPark
[18:19] Camera guy
Just like that! Nice! Very good!
SIGN Matsu @take_nara_1980
A miraculous beauty deer born from Hino
SIGN Noah. @noah22
She's too beautiful...!
[18:28] Narrator
After a famous photographer's pics of her
go viral, she becomes a Nara Park idol.
[18:32] Narrator
Due to her ever-increasing audience, Koshitan
collects 100 deer crackers per space moved.
[18:38] Koshitan
Your pocket change ain't got nothin' on me!
SIGN Current total number of
deer crackers: 30,000,000
[18:43] Koshitan
I'm gonna wring all those tourists dry
and quit while I'm ahead!
[18:50] Nokotan
I didn't expect a former delinquent
like you would be into idols.
[18:54] Anko
My sister's pretty interested in
girly things, despite how she looks.
[18:57] Koshitan
Shut your mouths!
[18:58] Koshitan
This is just a game!
[19:00] Narrator
Koshitan didn't actually hate this.
[19:05] Narrator
It's now Nokotan's turn.
[19:10] Nokotan
Ah, so it's my turn.
[19:12] Koshitan
You seem like a completely
different character...
[19:14] Narrator
Some trouble ahead!
[19:17] Narrator
An incredibly violent grizzly has appeared.
[19:19] Narrator
Nokotan's life is on the line!
[19:23] Nokotan
I guess the reason I grew these
antlers was for this day.
[19:45] Nokotan
With this, Alaska—
[19:46] Nokotan
no, America has finally attained freedom.
[19:50] Koshitan
The hell happened to you, Grizzly?!
[19:52] Narrator
As a token of thanks, the American president,
the American citizens,
[19:57] Narrator
and the animals living in America
give you 50 million deer crackers.
[20:01] Nokotan
May the antlers be with you.
[20:04] Koshitan
Dude, your antlers are way too OP!
[20:06] Bashame
Rolly, rolly them all round.
[20:09] Narrator
And the game continued to advance.
[20:12] Koshitan
Guess you guys needed another hundred
years if you actually wanted to beat me!
[20:17] Koshitan
While you two were dawdling,
I've been raking in 200 billion a year.
[20:21] Koshitan
I evolved into a super-elite idol deer, and
my total assets equal over 1,600,000,000!
[20:28] Nokotan
When'd she manage that?
[20:29] Anko
Well done, Onee-chan.
[20:31] Koshitan
Now I'm gonna run straight for the goal!
[20:34] Koshitan
Hello! We're doing a photoshoot
for my new photobook, right?
[20:39] Tanuki
I-I-I'm so sorry! I promise
I don't know anything!
[20:45] Tsubame
Um, so I heard that...
[20:48] Tsubame
Koshi-san...
[20:49] Tsubame
You're not actually a deer.
SIGN The Shocking Scoop
SIGN Popular Idol Deer
Falsified Her Past?!
[20:55] Koshitan
Wait, what the hell is this?!
[20:56] Neko
A scandal comes to light!
[20:58] Neko
The popular idol wasn't actually
a deer! She was a capybara!
[21:03] Koshitan
There's no way in hell!
[21:05] Narrator
You end up having to pay
a fortune in reparations!
[21:07] Narrator
You lose your life savings.
[21:08] Koshitan
Huh?
[21:11] Koshitan
Ugh! I lost!
SIGN Last Place: 0 crackers
SIGN 1st Place: 62 million crackers
SIGN 2nd Place: 58 million crackers
[21:14] Nokotan
Yay, I won!
[21:16] Koshitan
That last space! If only that
last space didn't exist!
[21:19] Anko
I guess I just couldn't beat America.
[21:22] Koshitan
Well, anyway. That was way more
exciting than I thought it'd be.
[21:25] Koshitan
And it was pretty fun, too.
[21:29] Koshitan
Man, I'm starving, though.
[21:31] Nokotan
I've got some deer crackers.
[21:33] Koshitan
Yeah, I'm good on those.
[21:34] Anko
By the way, wasn't Bashame
making some mochi...
[21:41] Koshitan
Bashame?!
[21:43] Anko
Ah... So she ate too many pieces of mochi,
and now she's choking.
[21:46] Koshitan
Unconcerned much?!
[21:47] Koshitan
Hurry up and spit it out, damn it!
[21:49] Bashame
Thaf's sufh a wafte...
[21:51] Koshitan
Now's not the time for that!
[21:55] Bashame
Om, nom, nom...
[21:58] Bashame
Whew, that was delicious.
[22:01] Nokotan
Notsu.
[22:02] Koshitan
Again, your damn antlers are way too OP!
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