E4 - The Deer Club in the Crosshairs

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SIGN    Student Council Office
[00:00] Koshitan
    The new school term has finally begun.
[00:03] Koshitan
    I look forward to working with you all
    as members of the new student council.
[00:09] Koshitan
    Let us all work together so we can set
    good examples for the other students,
[00:13] Koshitan
    and let's do our best for the student
    council and Hinominami High School!
[00:17] Koshitan
    That's the stuff right there!
[00:19] Koshitan
    Shikanoko made me lose focus for a while,
    but this is what I've been striving for!
[00:25] Narrator
    Koshitan had no idea...
[00:27] Narrator
    that the student council had a secret.
[00:29] Narrator
    Namely...
[00:34] Narrator
    One of these three was determined
    to disband the Deer Club!
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[00:39] Narrator
    Meanwhile! At the very Deer Club
    that they had set their sights on...
[00:43] Narrator
    Nokotan was taking a nap out in the sun.
SIGN    Napping in the sun
    is another club activity
SIGN    The Deer Club in the Crosshairs
SIGN    This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
    are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
[02:25] Koshitan
    We've got some work piled up,
    so let's get right to it.
[02:29] Koshitan
    Let's see...
[02:30] Koshitan
    First, we should make some
    brochures for the new students.
[02:33] Koshitan
    We just need to print this...
[02:35] Neko
    President.
SIGN    Nekoyamada Neko, 3rd-Year
    Position: Vice President
[02:37] Neko
    I've already done the printing.
[02:40] Koshitan
    Huh?
[02:42] Koshitan
    Wait, you prepared all
    of these, Nekoyamada-san?
[02:45] Koshitan
    Wow, you're amazing!
[02:47] Neko
    Heh. You bet I am!
[02:49] Neko
    Thank me more and bow down to me!
[02:52] Neko
    Because my ambition is to defeat you!
SIGN    Koshi Torako
SIGN    Koshi Torako
SIGN    Koshi Torako
SIGN    To a School Filled with Smiles
SIGN    To a School Filled with Smiles
[03:00] (Flashback) Students
    Congratulations to our new
    student council president!
SIGN    To a bright future!
SIGN    Nekoyamada Neko
[03:03] (Flashback) Students
    Koshi-san! Look this way!
[03:04] Students
    Koshi-san!
[03:04] (Flashback) Neko
    What's her deal?
[03:06] Neko
    She gets good grades, and the
    whole student body loves her...
[03:10] (Flashback) Neko
    What's her deal?
SIGN    1st Hinominami High School
    Chitty Chitty King of Koshi Torako Competition!!
[03:12] Neko
    And apparently that nonsensical Deer Club
    is gaining popularity, too...
SIGN    1st Hinominami High School
    Chitty Chitty King of Koshi Torako Competition!!
[03:17] (Flashback) Neko
    What's her deal?!
[03:20] Neko
    I've made up my mind!
[03:22] Neko
    I'm gonna make her mess up,
    force the Deer Club into disbandment,
[03:25] Neko
    and drag her off her throne
[03:27] Neko
    as student council president
    and the most popular girl in school!
[03:31] Neko
    In order to do that...
[03:32] Neko
    I need to find her weakness!
[03:35] Narrator
    This series loves to immediately
     reveal who the enemy is.
[03:40] Koshitan
    Thanks, Nekoyamada-san.
    You always work so fast.
[03:44] Neko
    Honestly, I think you're just
    too slow at your job, President.
[03:47] Neko
    Who knows what's going to happen
    with someone like you in charge?
[03:51] Koshitan
    She's always grumpy,
    but she always does a great job.
[03:55] Koshitan
    I don't think she's a bad person.
[04:00] Neko
    Up we go...
[04:03] Neko
    Come on, President!
[04:05] Neko
    Stop dawdling and get to work!
[04:08] Koshitan
    She has a stepstool?!
[04:10] Koshitan
    How adorable!
[04:12] Neko
    Hey, are you listening?
[04:14] Neko
    Hey! Listen to me! Hey!
SIGN    Nekoyamada Neko
    Note: 132 cm in height
    Belongings: Personal stepstool
[04:18] Tanuki
    Um, President!
[04:19] Koshitan
    Huh?
[04:21] Tanuki
    I finished sorting these printouts!
SIGN    Tanukikoji Kinu, 2nd-Year
    Position: Secretary
[04:29] Koshitan
    Thanks, Tanukikoji-san. This is a huge help.
[04:32] Tanuki
    I-It's nothing! This is about
    all I can do, after all!
[04:35] Koshitan
    Then all that's left is...
[04:38] Koshitan
    Oh? I think the order
    might be a bit off here...
[04:41] Tanuki
    Huh?
[04:43] Tanuki
    I'm... so... so-so... sor...
    sorr... I'm so sorry...
[04:48] Koshitan
    She looks like her whole world just ended!
[04:51] Koshitan
    I-It's okay, Tanukikoji-san!
    We can fix it together!
[04:54] Tanuki
    No!
[04:55] Tanuki
    I shouldn't be in the student council
    when I can't even do simple desk work!
[04:59] Tanuki
    I should never have joined!
[05:01] Koshitan
    That's not true. Everyone messes up
    every once in a while.
[05:05] Tanuki
    But...
[05:06] Tanuki
    If... these printouts had gone to the
    first-years while still out of order...
[05:14] Tanuki
    The new school term would've
    been thrown into chaos!
[05:17] Koshitan
    Er, no. You're overreacting.
[05:20] Tanuki
    Because of me... we'd be denounced
    by the whole student body...
[05:24] Tanuki
    and trust in the student
    council would crumble...
SIGN    Because of One Member's Mistake...
[05:27] Tanuki
    And then Koshi-san would have to take
    responsibility for it and resign...
SIGN    Why Did They Disband?
SIGN    Disbanded!
    What Will Happen to the Student Council?!
[05:30] Tanuki
    then flee the school in shame.
[05:33] Koshitan
    Wow, your imagination is intense.
[05:36] Tanuki
    If that were to happen, I... I...
[05:40] Tanuki
    I'll cut open my stomach right
    in front of the student body!
[05:43] Koshitan
    You don't need to go that hard
    just to take responsibility!
[05:46] Koshitan
    Hm...
[05:47] Koshitan
    The student council members are
    honestly also pretty unique.
[05:51] Koshitan
    The only one left is...
SIGN    Council
SIGN    1st-Years Brochure
SIGN    Tsubameya Chiharu, 2nd-Year
    Position: Treasurer
[06:08] Koshitan
    B-By the way, why did you join the
    student council, Tsubameya-san?
[06:13] Tsubame
    Kinu invited me.
[06:15] Koshitan
    I-I see.
[06:19] Koshitan
    I-Is there anything you'd like
    to do as the student council?
[06:23] Tsubame
    Not really.
[06:34] Koshitan
    Huh? It's like talking to a wall!
[06:37] Koshitan
    What? Is this what modern
    high school girls are like?
[06:41] Narrator
    Koshitan is also a modern high school girl.
[06:43] Koshitan
    But we're going to have to work
    together for the next year.
[06:47] Koshitan
    I need to get closer to her.
[06:49] Tsubame
    Um...
[06:50] Koshitan
    Huh? Oh, yes?
[06:52] Tsubame
    There's something I'd like to ask you.
[06:55] Tsubame
    President, um... I...
[07:01] Tsubame
    I heard that you're also the
    president of the Deer Club.
[07:05] Tsubame
    Is that true?
[07:07] Koshitan
    Huh? Yes, I am... Why do you ask?
[07:10] Tsubame
    No reason.
[07:18] Koshitan
    Uh, what? Why did you ask?
[07:20] Koshitan
    Did the Deer Club's idiocy get out?!
[07:24] Koshitan
    I'm just gonna take this chance...
[07:28] Koshitan
    Tsubameya-san, did you possibly
    want to join the Deer Club?
SIGN    Glare
[07:34] Koshitan
    What?! No, really, what?!
[07:37] Koshitan
    What kind of emotion are you
    even feeling right now?!
[07:39] Neko
    Yes, excellent work, Tsubame and Tanuki!
[07:41] Neko
    Keep applying pressure
    to her, just like that.
[07:46] Neko
    At this rate, she'll reveal
    her weakness in no time!
SIGN    Ba-Bam
[07:53] Koshitan
    Whew. We managed to finish somehow.
[07:56] Koshitan
    Great job, everyone.
[07:58] Tanuki
    I'm so sorry that I'm so useless...
[08:01] Koshitan
    Oh, look at the time.
[08:03] Koshitan
    I need to hurry over to my club.
[08:06] Neko
    Oh, fine. I guess I'll just take care of
    locking up the student council office.
[08:11] Koshitan
    Oh, really?
[08:13] Koshitan
    Wow, thank you so much!
[08:14] Koshitan
    You're the best, Vice President!
    You're so reliable!
[08:19] Nokotan
    Ah.
[08:20] Nokotan
    Koshitan, you're late.
[08:22] Koshitan
    Shut it! I was late getting out
    of my student council duties.
[08:31] Neko
    Whew... We're finally done for the day.
[08:35] Neko
    Okay, we should head home to—
[08:38] Neko
    O-Oh, no!
[08:39] Neko
    I was so busy working that I couldn't
    do anything about the Deer Club!
[08:46] Narrator
    You've got this, Neko-chan!
[08:47] Narrator
    The battle to disband the Deer Club
    has only just begun!
SIGN    Ibaraki Prefecture
    Kashima Jingu
SIGN    Ibaraki Prefecture
    Kashima Jingu
    Mitarashi Pond
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[09:02] Koshitan
    I, Koshi Torako, am the president of the
    Deer Club as well as the student council.
[09:07] Koshitan
    On the outside, I'm an honor student.
[09:09] Koshitan
    But the truth is, I'm a former delinquent,
[09:12] Koshitan
    and I'd be in huge trouble if anyone other
    than the Deer Club members found that out.
[09:16] Koshitan
    Yes! Even in times like this!
[09:18] Nokotan
    Ah, Koshitan. You've got a guest.
[09:23] Koshitan
    T-Tsubameya-san, welcome.
[09:26] Koshitan
    You've come to visit the Deer Club?
[09:29] Tsubame
    Thank you for having me.
[09:31] Koshitan
    Wait, what? What's even happening here?!
[09:33] Koshitan
    Why's Tsubameya at the Deer Club?!
[09:36] Koshitan
    Wait, is she actually interested
    in the Deer Club after all?
[09:40] Tsubame
    The Deer Club... is great.
[09:43] Koshitan
    Shoot! At this rate, she'll find out
    what I'm like in the Deer Club, and—
[09:48] Tsubame
    So, President... I guess
    you're a former delinquent.
[09:53] Koshitan
    In that case...
[09:54] Koshitan
    I'm just gonna have to act like an
    honor student in the Deer Club, too!
[09:59] Koshitan
    Shikanoko-san, may I have a moment?
[10:03] Koshitan
    Listen here, you.
[10:05] Koshitan
    Don't you dare pull anything while she's here.
[10:07] Nokotan
    Huh? How come?
[10:09] Koshitan
    You hear me?!
[10:10] Nokotan
    I don't really understand, but okie-doe-kie!
[10:13] Koshitan
    Tsubameya-san, thanks for
    visiting the Deer Club today—
[10:18] Bashame
    So, Tsubame-senpai, do you prefer
    Akita Komachi or Yumepirika rice?
[10:25] Anko
    I won't let anyone interfere with my
    messy relationship with my sister.
[10:36] Koshitan
    By the way, Tsubameya-san,
[10:38] Koshitan
    do you know what kind of activities
    the Deer Club participates in?
[10:42] Tsubameya
    Activities?
[10:43] Koshitan
    This might just work!
[10:46] Koshitan
    The Deer Club participates in all
    sorts of activities. For example...
[10:50] Nokotan
    We interact with actual deer sometimes,
    and this is what Koshitan does to them.
[10:55] Koshitan
    Take it off! Take off that costume!
[11:02] Koshitan
    Hey! I told you not to pull anything!
[11:04] Koshitan
    And why do you have this footage, anyway?!
[11:06] Nokotan
    It's a recording of episode 3 from last week.
[11:10] Nokotan
    All I did was show just how well
    you communicated with a wild deer
[11:13] Nokotan
    as a part of the Deer Club's activities.
[11:16] Koshitan
    What part of "anything" don't you understand?
    Also, that deer wasn't wild!
[11:20] Bashame
    Aha... A self-written original song
    is a true sign of one's shady past.
[11:26] Anko
    Well done, Onee-chan.
    All that singing in the bath paid off.
SIGN    Deer Crackers
SIGN    Deer Crackers
[11:33] Tsubame
    Shady past...
[11:34] Koshitan
    Y-You've got the wrong idea, Tsubameya-san!
[11:36] Koshitan
    I was just fooling around in this clip—
[11:39] Nokotan
    Fooling around?!
[11:40] Nokotan
    So you just considered that
    fooling around, Koshitan?!
[11:44] Nokotan
    I'm sure Tsunoda-san is
    crying right about now!
[11:46] Koshitan
    Shut your mouth and stop
    making this more complicated!
[11:48] Koshitan
    Also, who's this Tsunoda-san?
SIGN    Munch Munch
[11:52] Nokotan
    Oh, Tsunoda-san.
[11:53] Koshitan
    You again?! You're escaping way too often!
[11:57] Koshitan
    O-Oh, crap. Um... Um...
[12:00] Koshitan
    For now, have some tea!
    Please enjoy some tea!
[12:03] Tsubame
    Thank you very much.
[12:07] Koshitan
    But seriously... I really have
    no idea what she's thinking.
SIGN    Koshi
[12:12] Koshitan
    I don't think she's a bad person...
    but I definitely sense a wall between us.
[12:17] Koshitan
    Huh?
[12:19] Koshitan
    What?!
[12:20] Koshitan
    You friggin' moron!
    What the heck are you doing?!
[12:25] Nokotan
    What? I'm showing our guest hospitality.
[12:28] Koshitan
    Well, don't show hospitality with deer snacks!
[12:30] Koshitan
    I-I'm so sorry, Tsubameya-san.
    Our deer can be so strange at times—
[12:38] Koshitan
    Whut?
[12:39] Koshitan
    Uh... She seems really
    happy for some reason...
[12:43] Nokotan
    Aw... It was totally worth it
    if it made you this happy.
[12:49] Nokotan
    I know! You can have this special treat, too.
SIGN    Aaagghhh...
SIGN    Mrrraaaah...
SIGN    Splosh...
SIGN    Rustle Rustle
[12:54] Nokotan
    Here.
[12:54] Koshitan
    Grass?!
[12:55] Koshitan
    Come on! There's no human on Earth
    that'd enjoy receiving grass—
[13:02] Koshitan
    I was wrong! There's literally
    one right in front of me!
[13:05] Koshitan
    Th-This is weird.
    She hardly ever reacts to me,
[13:10] Koshitan
    but she seems so happy
    at anything Shikanoko does.
[13:13] Koshitan
    I want my kohai to be friendly with me, too!
[13:16] Koshitan
    I want them to respect me as their senpai!
[13:18] Koshitan
    I don't want to lose to Shikanoko!
[13:21] Narrator
    Koshitan did her best.
[13:23] Narrator
    As if coaxing a stubborn neighborhood dog,
[13:25] Narrator
    she did all she could to curry favor with the
    kohai who barely acknowledged her existence.
[13:31] Narrator
    But...
SIGN    One hour later...
SIGN    Cozy...
SIGN    Cozy...
[13:33] Narrator
    She was resoundingly defeated!
[13:35] Narrator
    Utterly and absolutely annihilated!
[13:39] Koshitan
    Could it be that she actually hates me?
[13:43] Tsubame
    Um...
[13:44] Tsubame
    I'll be taking my leave now.
[13:46] Tsubame
    Thank you for everything.
[13:49] Koshitan
    Oh... Okay.
[13:51] Nokotan
    Bye, now! Come by again sometime!
[13:55] Tsubame
    I will.
[14:00] Nokotan
    That girl's got quite the eye.
    She knows good grass when she sees it.
[14:06] Koshitan
    Status lowered... as a senpai...
[14:13] Tsubame
    I'm home.
[14:14] Tsubame's older brother
    Ah, Chiharu. Welcome home—Hm?!
[14:17] Tsubame's older brother
    What's with that look? Hey, Chiharu?!
[14:21] (Flashback) Nokotan
    Come by again sometime!
[14:24] Tsubame
    I was able to... I was able to speak
    with Senpai... With Nokotan-senpai!
[14:29] Narrator
    Allow me to explain!
[14:30] Narrator
    Tsubameya Chiharu may seem
    like a girl who's cool and calm...
[14:34] Narrator
    But in reality, she's a huge fan of Nokotan.
[14:38] Tsubame
    Nokotan-senpai was even cuter up close!
[14:42] Narrator
    Figuring that having her acquaintance
    Koshitan around would help break the ice,
[14:46] Narrator
    she built up her courage to visit Nokotan!
[14:49] Tsubame
    Come to think of it,
[14:51] Tsubame
    I was so envious of the president being
    able to speak to Noko-senpai so casually
[14:55] Tsubame
    that I kept glaring at her...
[14:58] Tsubame
    I hope I didn't make her feel bad.
[15:04] Narrator
    The next day...
[15:06] Koshitan
    I ain't gonna lose!
[15:07] Koshitan
    I ain't gonna lose to Shikanoko,
    out of all things!
SIGN    Kohai high school how to get along with
[15:09] Koshitan
    I'm gonna be a senpai
    respected by her kohai!
[15:20] Tanuki
    Oh, I-I'm so sorry!
[15:22] Koshitan
    Tanukikoji-san?
[15:24] Tanuki
    Oh, President...
[15:27] Tanuki
    I'm sorry, President...
    for dragging you along on my errand.
[15:33] Koshitan
    It's quite all right. I don't have
    anything on my hands right now,
[15:35] Koshitan
    and it'll be done quicker with the two of us.
[15:38] Narrator
    Senpai who are respected
    by their kohai, example one:
[15:41] Narrator
    Senpai who immediately help out.
[15:44] Tanuki
    President... Thank you very much.
SIGN    Feeeeels...
[15:47] Koshitan
    Let's see... You needed to
    count the equipment, right?
[15:52] Koshitan
    But you know, this is my first time
    entering the gym shed.
[15:55] Tanuki
    Me, too.
[15:56] Koshitan
    Oh! In manga, someone always
    gets trapped in one of these!
[16:01] Narrator
    Senpai who are respected
    by their kohai, example two:
[16:03] Narrator
    Senpai who tell casual jokes.
[16:06] Koshitan
    Wouldn't it be funny
    if we got trapped in here?
SIGN    Clack
[16:10] Boy Student A
    Hey, first-year! I told you to
    properly lock the shed down!
[16:14] Boy Student B
    Sorry, sir!
[16:16] Koshitan
    Wait—
[16:17] Koshitan
    We're still in here!
SIGN    Silence...
[16:23] Koshitan
    Tanukikoji-san, are you all right?
[16:26] Tanuki
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha, wha,
    wha... Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What...
[16:28] Tanuki
    What, what, what, what should we d-d-d-d-do?!
[16:30] Koshitan
    Yeah, she's not okay at all!
[16:32] Koshitan
    Man, talk about a cliché!
[16:36] Koshitan
    Hm... This isn't good.
[16:38] Koshitan
    Even if I were to yell for help,
    people rarely pass by this place.
[16:41] Koshitan
    And I left my phone in my bag.
[16:46] Koshitan
    Tanukikoji-san, what are you...
SIGN    Mom, Dad, Love-tan,
     Please forgive me
     for leaving you behind...
[16:49] Koshitan
    What?!
[16:49] Koshitan
    Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Stop that!
[16:52] Koshitan
    This isn't even funny!
[16:53] Tanuki
    B-But we may never get to leave this place!
[16:57] Koshitan
    Oh, come on! How did you even
    arrive at that conclusion?
[17:01] Tanuki
    Getting locked in a gym shed
    is a cliché in rom-coms.
[17:05] Tanuki
    But for me to be stuck in that
    situation with you, President,
[17:07] Tanuki
    is just too overwhelming and impossible.
[17:10] Tanuki
    Which means that the only thing left is...
[17:13] Tanuki
    The passing days with no one to help us...
[17:16] Tanuki
    Our bodies becoming weaker...
[17:18] Tanuki
    Our sanity leaving us...
[17:19] Tanuki
    And finally...
[17:20] Tanuki
    The inescapable grasp of death!
[17:22] Tanuki
    And then we'll end up haunting
    Hinominami High School,
[17:24] Tanuki
    our story passed down as urban legend until
    someone makes a really boring video about us!
[17:31] Koshitan
    She's literally floating...
[17:32] Koshitan
    Her train of thought's gotten totally derailed.
[17:34] Koshitan
    And her imagination is way out there.
[17:36] Koshitan
    I-It'll be okay.
[17:38] Koshitan
    Before any of that happens, someone will
    get worried about us and come looking.
[17:43] Koshitan
    Hm?
[17:45] Tanuki
    I hear something...
[17:47] Koshitan
    That voice...
[17:53] Koshitan
    Shikanoko?!
[17:54] Koshitan
    What the hell is she doing here?
[17:56] Koshitan
    Actually, that doesn't matter right now!
[17:59] Koshitan
    Hey, deer!
[18:00] Koshitan
    Er, Shikanoko-san! It's me! Koshi Torako!
SIGN    "Let's Become a Family in Hino"
SIGN    Lyrics, Vocals, Composition by Shikanoko Noko
SIGN    Oh, these poor deer crackers, separated from their pack
SIGN    Oh, these poor deer crackers, separated from their pack
SIGN    These poor deer crackers with nowhere to go
SIGN    These poor deer crackers with nowhere to go
SIGN    You were freezing all alone
SIGN    You were freezing all alone
SIGN    So I scooped you up and headed home
SIGN    So I scooped you up and headed home
SIGN    On that night
SIGN    On that night
[18:32] Koshitan
    Shikanoko-san?!
    Wait, what even is this song?!
SIGN    Oh, we're just a deer and her lone deer crackers
SIGN    Oh, we're just a deer and her lone deer crackers
SIGN    Shoulder to shoulder, we felt a true bond
SIGN    Shoulder to shoulder, we felt a true bond
SIGN    It was clearly there
SIGN    It was clearly there
SIGN    I felt like we became family
SIGN    I felt like we became family
[18:51] Koshitan
    Hello?! Can you hear me, Shikanoko-san?!
SIGN    But the loneliness never truly left your eyes
SIGN    But the loneliness never truly left your eyes
SIGN    Deep down, I knew
SIGN    Deep down, I knew
SIGN    That Hino just wouldn't work out
SIGN    That Hino just wouldn't work out
SIGN    That the deer of Nara
SIGN    That the deer of Nara
SIGN    Were
SIGN    Were
SIGN    Calling for you
SIGN    Calling for you
[19:11] Koshitan
    Wait, you just threw it away!
[19:12] Koshitan
    I want a refund of my feels!
[19:14] Koshitan
    The hell is this song?!
[19:15] Nokotan
    I've got a shot at Kohaku...
    No, at the Record Taisho Awards!
[19:19] Koshitan
    The hell you do!
[19:20] Nokotan
    Well, anyway. Now's not the time for that.
[19:22] Koshitan
    Hey! Damn it! Come back here!
[19:26] Koshitan
    She left...
[19:29] Koshitan
    I guess we're just going to have to
    patiently wait for someone to save us,
[19:31] Koshitan
    Tanukikoji-san.
[19:33] Koshitan
    Huh? Tanukikoji-san? Where'd you go?
[19:36] Tanuki
    I'm right here...
[19:37] Koshitan
    U-Uh... But why?
[19:39] Tanuki
    I'm... reflecting on my actions.
[19:41] Koshitan
    Reflecting?
[19:43] Tanuki
    It must be my fault that
    we got trapped in here.
[19:46] Tanuki
    I'm being punished.
[19:49] Koshitan
    You can talk to me.
[19:50] Tanuki
    Huh?
[19:51] Koshitan
    I'm not sure what you'd be
    getting punished for...
[19:54] Koshitan
    But I might be able to
    help you out in some way.
[20:00] Tanuki
    President...
[20:01] Narrator
    Senpai who are respected
    by their kohai, example three:
[20:04] Narrator
    Senpai that are willing to hear you out.
[20:06] Tanuki
    The other day, when my class was
    doing self-introductions...
[20:10] Koshitan
    Self-introductions?
[20:12] Tanuki
    I've barely ever cooked anything in my life,
[20:15] Tanuki
    but I lied and said my hobby was cooking.
[20:18] Koshitan
    Why is her crime so damn adorable?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Though she's acting like an honor student, deep down, she's a delinquent whose whole existence is a lie
SIGN    Rattle Rattle
[20:25] Tanuki
    The dish I'm best at is eggs
    over rice (shells included)!
[20:28] Tanuki
    And yet, I had the nerve
    to join the student council,
[20:31] Tanuki
    so I'm being punished for lying!
[20:33] Koshitan
    You are entirely too negative!
[20:35] Koshitan
    It's okay! Just come out!
[20:37] Tanuki
    No! I'm going to repent in here
    for the rest of my life!
[20:43] Koshitan
    Th-The door!
[20:50] Koshitan
    Sh-Shikanoko-san!
[20:53] Nokotan
    Oh, hey, it's Koshitan.
[20:57] Koshitan
    D-Did you come to save us?
[21:00] Nokotan
    What are you talking about?
[21:01] Nokotan
    I just came to get some of the mushrooms
    I was secretly growing in the vaulting box.
[21:06] Koshitan
    You've seriously been doing that?!
[21:08] Nokotan
    What are you doing in here, Koshitan?
[21:11] Nokotan
    Playing hide-and-seek?
[21:12] Koshitan
    Huh? No, I wasn't, uh...
[21:15] Nokotan
    Wait a minute... Were you after my mushrooms?
[21:17] Koshitan
    The hell I was!
[21:19] Nokotan
    Of course not! I was so excited
    to finally pick them today!
[21:30] Nokotan
    Are you a poacher?!
[21:32] Tanuki
    Eek! I'm so sorry!
[21:34] Koshitan
    Says the one who's illegally
    growing mushrooms!
[21:37] Narrator
    Koshitan and Tanuki made it out alive!
[21:47] Tanuki
    Seconds, please.
[21:48] Koshitan
    Huh?
[21:50] Koshitan
    Huh?!
[21:52] Koshitan
    Huh? Huh? Huh?
SIGN    Student Council Office
[21:58] Neko
    Why isn't anyone here?!