E5 - Grab Her Weakness!!
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
[00:01] NARRATOR
The former-delinquent-turned-
pseudo-honor-student Koshitan
[00:04] NARRATOR
occasionally wakes up early
to keep up her honor student pretense.
[00:08] KOSHITAN
I feel like someone out there
is sarcastically dissing me.
[00:12] KOSHITAN
Behold.
[00:13] KOSHITAN
That weird deer girl has somewhat
thrown me off my game lately,
[00:17] KOSHITAN
but when I, the prim and proper
Koshi Torako, have my wits about me,
[00:20] KOSHITAN
I shine brightest in the morning sun.
[00:27] KOSHITAN
A letter?
[00:27] NOKOTAN
A letter?
SIGN Grab Her Weakness!!
[02:06] NOKOTAN
Notsu!
[02:06] KOSHITAN
What're you doing here so early?
[02:08] KOSHITAN
You usually barely make it
in the nick of time!
[02:11] NOKOTAN
I rolled over in bed this morning,
and then here I was.
[02:14] KOSHITAN
How much do you toss and turn?!
[02:15] NOKOTAN
Roll, roll.
[02:16] NARRATOR
This much.
[02:18] KOSHITAN
Anyway, I can't believe you managed to sneak
up on me, the former top delinquent in Hino.
[02:23] KOSHITAN
Where have my kill-or-be-killed instincts gone?
[02:26] NOKOTAN
I'm always in life-or-death situations, too.
SIGN Hunters' Association
[03:00] NOKOTAN
Notsu!
[03:08] KOSHITAN
Pull the other one!
What are you, some kind of fugitive?!
[03:10] NOKOTAN
A letter in your shoe locker...
[03:14] NOKOTAN
You think it's a love letter?
[03:15] KOSHITAN
L-Love...
[03:19] NOKOTAN
Hm? First time getting one?
[03:22] KOSHITAN
A-As if!
[03:23] KOSHITAN
I know a girl as pretty as myself might seem
like she's out of everyone's league...
[03:28] KOSHITAN
But I figured I'd be getting one of these soon.
[03:32] NOKOTAN
Stare...
[03:33] KOSHITAN
What's with that look?
[03:34] KOSHITAN
What, have you gotten
love letters before, then?
[03:38] NOKOTAN
Nope!
[03:39] KOSHITAN
You haven't?!
[03:41] KOSHITAN
Why are you acting all high-and-mighty, then?
[03:44] NOKOTAN
I haven't yet,
[03:46] NOKOTAN
but I feel an aura coming
from my locker as we speak.
[03:50] NOKOTAN
The aura of another love letter.
[03:52] KOSHITAN
Wha?
[03:54] NOKOTAN
My antlers speak of it.
[03:56] KOSHITAN
I find that hard to believe.
[03:59] KOSHITAN
But...
[04:00] KOSHITAN
After what happened the other day...
[04:03] NOKOTAN
The time is now!
[04:04] NOKOTAN
Open!
[04:07] KOSHITAN
You got nothing.
[04:09] KOSHITAN
She's in pain! Lots of it!
[04:11] KOSHITAN
D-Don't let it get to ya.
[04:14] KOSHITAN
These things are all about
timing and happenstance.
[04:19] NOKOTAN
...ever.
[04:19] KOSHITAN
Huh?
[04:20] NOKOTAN
Whatever! I bet the TV stations,
streaming companies, and Kodansha
[04:24] NOKOTAN
are all getting truckloads
of fan mail addressed to me!
[04:28] KOSHITAN
Wh-What're you even talking about?
[04:30] NARRATOR
Please send her some, if you'd like.
[04:32] NOKOTAN
So? Are you gonna go out with the sender?
[04:36] KOSHITAN
Huh? Go out?
[04:38] KOSHITAN
Hang on. We don't know
that it's a love letter yet.
[04:41] KOSHITAN
A-A-And I don't know about
jumping straight to going out...
[04:44] NOKOTAN
Get over yourself, you big baby!
[04:47] NOKOTAN
You might be fine with dodging the question,
[04:49] NOKOTAN
but imagine how that'd make the sender feel!
[04:52] NOKOTAN
You need to give this some serious thought!
[04:55] KOSHITAN
F-Facts and logic!
[04:59] NOKOTAN
Take your time, meet them halfway,
[05:02] NOKOTAN
and if you end up feeling
the spark, too, then...
[05:07] NOKOTAN
Love and be loved. Do it for me, too.
[05:10] KOSHITAN
Shikanoko...
[05:12] KOSHITAN
You're right. They put their
heart and soul into this.
[05:16] KOSHITAN
I should take it with an open heart
and an open mind—
SIGN Throwdown Challenge
[05:21] KOSHITAN
Damn it all!
[05:27] KOSHITAN
Say something!
[05:28] KOSHITAN
If you wanna challenge me to a fight,
look me in the eye, woman-to-woman!
[05:31] KOSHITAN
Not that I really thought it was a love
letter or anything! Not for one second!
[05:36] KOSHITAN
Say something, seriously!
[05:42] BADGIRL
Glad you had the guts to show your face,
Koshi Torako, the Wild Beast of Hino!
[05:46] KOSHITAN
And I'm glad to see you
so full of life this morning.
[05:49] BADGIRL
Didja think that was a love letter?
Made your heart skip a beat, did it?
[05:53] BADGIRL
I see you have some weird-ass new pet, too.
[05:57] KOSHITAN
Pet?
[06:00] KOSHITAN
She means you!
[06:02] KOSHITAN
Why'd you come with me, anyway?
[06:04] BADGIRL
Not that it matters.
[06:05] BADGIRL
I'm gonna kick your butt and take the title
of Hino's baddest badass for myself!
[06:10] KOSHITAN
Hate to break it to you, but I live life
on the straight and narrow now.
[06:14] KOSHITAN
I can't have you stalking me, though,
[06:17] KOSHITAN
so I'll end you right now!
[06:21] KOSHITAN
Uh, why are you taking up a fighting stance?
[06:24] NOKOTAN
I'll help you out. Deer Club sisterhood.
[06:27] NOKOTAN
Bring it!
[06:28] KOSHITAN
I don't need your help!
[06:29] NOKOTAN
Koshitan, did you forget who I am?
[06:34] NOKOTAN
I'm a deer-human hybrid.
[06:37] NOKOTAN
The ultimate primate...
[06:41] NOKOTAN
a deer.
[06:41] KOSHITAN
Not sounding too ultimate to me!
[06:44] NARRATOR
Maybe she should try saying that
after she's beaten Yoshida Saori.
[06:48] BADGIRL
Oh, very funny! But you won't be
goofing off for long!
[07:02] BADGIRL
Hi-yah!
[07:04] BADGIRLA
Gotcha!
[07:16] KOSHITAN
They have the numbers
and the weapons advantage.
[07:18] KOSHITAN
Only so much I can do unarmed.
[07:23] NOKOTAN
Use this, Koshitan!
[07:27] KOSHITAN
The hell am I supposed to do with this?!
[07:54] NOKOTAN
Bombing the school gym?
[07:56] NOKOTAN
That's my former delinquent, Koshitan!
[07:58] KOSHITAN
It's your damn fault!
And it sent you flying, too!
SIGN Daily Hino
SIGN Hino High Bombed
SIGN Miraculously No Casualties
[08:05] KOSHITAN
I sure am glad this is a
braindead comedy anime.
SIGN Niigata Prefecture
Yahikoyama Panorama Tower
SIGN Biked here
[08:14] KOSHITAN
Ever since she transferred in,
[08:17] KOSHITAN
she's made my life a living hell.
[08:20] KOSHITAN
And now I've even made the papers.
[08:23] KOSHITAN
I'm left with no choice.
[08:25] KOSHITAN
I must dig up dirt on her!
[08:27] KOSHITAN
So here I am, tailing her after school
on a day we're not meeting at club.
[08:33] KOSHITAN
And she ain't doing squat.
[08:36] KOSHITAN
She's been sitting there for an hour.
[08:39] KOSHITAN
Is she waiting for someone?
Just killing time?
[08:41] KOSHITAN
What is she doing?
[08:43] KOSHITAN
Wait, don't tell me...
[08:45] KOSHITAN
Is she homeless?
[08:53] NOKOTAN
I'm hungry.
[08:55] KOSHITAN
Bingo!
[08:57] KOSHITAN
So she has no home and
no money to even buy food?
[09:01] NOKOTAN
Guess I'll have a snack.
[09:03] KOSHITAN
Those flavor- and aroma-less
antlers are all she has to eat?
[09:07] KOSHITAN
I'm starting to feel sorry for her.
[09:10] KOSHITAN
Oh, well. Guess I'll buy her dinner.
[09:17] NOKOTAN
Yum.
[09:17] KOSHITAN
That's nuts!
[09:19] NARRATOR
Nope, bananas.
[09:20] KOSHITAN
C-Calm down.
[09:22] KOSHITAN
I've just started tailing her.
[09:25] KOSHITAN
I'll let her roam free...
[09:26] NOKOTAN
I'm out.
[09:28] KOSHITAN
...and get dirt on her for sure!
[09:31] NOKOTAN
I should get going.
[09:35] KOSHITAN
Oh? Going home?
[09:37] KOSHITAN
Right, figures she'd have somewhere to go.
SIGN Hino Zoo
[09:51] NOKOTAN
Notsu, Tsunoda-san.
[09:53] TSUNODA
Notsu.
[09:56] KOSHITAN
Hold up. Is this her home?
SIGN Deer
[09:59] KOSHITAN
She's living with Tsunoda?!
[10:00] KOSHITAN
Either way,
[10:02] KOSHITAN
is this a... deer exhibit?
[10:06] KOSHITAN
What's with this bizarre exhibit?
[10:08] KOSHITAN
Have you lost your mind, Hino Zoo?!
[10:10] GIRLFRIEND
Hey, deer!
[10:13] BOYFRIEND
How cute.
[10:14] NOKOTAN
Welcome to Hino Zoo.
[10:16] BOYFRIEND
It talked!
[10:17] GIRLFRIEND
It's so smart!
[10:18] KOSHITAN
Wait, you're allowed to talk?
[10:21] NOKOTAN
This here's a deer exhibit.
[10:24] KOSHITAN
Whoa, now she stepped up.
[10:25] BOYFRIEND
It stood up!
[10:26] GIRLFRIEND
Deer are amazing!
[10:28] KOSHITAN
What do they think deer are?
[10:29] NARRATOR
The very concept of deer
begins to shift in her mind.
[10:32] NOKOTAN
In the deer corner, you can feed a deer.
[10:35] GIRLFRIEND
I'd like to try.
[10:37] BOYFRIEND
Yeah, let's do it.
[10:38] NOKOTAN
That'll be 300 yen per person.
[10:39] KOSHITAN
You're charging?!
[10:44] NOKOTAN
Here.
[10:45] GIRLFRIEND
Wow! I've never seen deer
crackers in real life before!
[10:48] GIRLFRIEND
Which ones do I feed?
[10:51] GIRLFRIEND
Hey, a fawn?
[10:53] GIRLFRIEND
Come here.
[10:54] GIRLFRIEND
Deer cracker for you.
[10:56] GIRLFRIEND
Say "aah"...
[11:01] GIRLFRIEND
What's with this deer? Unhand me!
SIGN The bananas weren't enough
[11:05] KOSHITAN
She sells deer crackers
and then eats them herself?
[11:07] GIRLFRIEND
Quit it already!
[11:09] GIRLFRIEND
And stop licking my hand! Gross!
[11:09] KOSHITAN
Forget dirt. I'm only
digging up more questions.
[11:12] KOSHITAN
And, heck...
[11:14] KOSHITAN
Why's everyone just accepting
her as part of the exhibit?
[11:17] KOSHITAN
Am I the crazy one?
[11:19] GIRLFRIEND
Yikes, what the heck?
[11:22] PA
It's time for Hino Zoo's
famous deer procession.
[11:28] PA
Please leave ample room
in the walkways as you wait.
[11:30] KOSHITAN
Deer procession?
[11:40] KOSHITAN
Talk about a wild ride!
[11:42] KOSHITAN
Wh-What is this?
[11:43] KOSHITAN
Don't these things usually
feature smaller animals?
[11:47] MITSU
Oh, how adorable. And those
antlers are magnificent.
[11:51] MITSU
The deer are opening hearts everywhere.
[11:53] KOSHITAN
Who the heck are you?
[11:55] MITSU
Feast your eyes.
[11:56] KOSHITAN
Huh?
[11:58] KOSHITAN
Now what?!
[12:04] KOSHITAN
What's with this illusion?
[12:07] KOSHITAN
And it's a hit for some reason!
[12:09] KIDA
The Deer-neesama's wearing a sailor uniform!
[12:13] KOSHITAN
The hell's a Deer-neesama?!
[12:14] KIDB
It's like I'm in a deer meadow.
[12:17] KOSHITAN
And what's a deer meadow?
[12:19] MITSU
"The Chosen One will descend upon deer
territory, clad in sailor uniform."
[12:25] MITSU
The legend was true!
[12:28] KOSHITAN
That wasn't foreshadowed at all, though!
[12:31] NOKOTAN
Huh? Koshitan!
[12:32] KOSHITAN
Ack.
[12:33] NOKOTAN
What're you doing here?
[12:36] NOKOTAN
And why're you dressed like that?
[12:39] KOSHITAN
Uh, I was just walking around
'cause I was bored.
[12:42] KOSHITAN
The zoo can be good fun every now and then.
[12:45] NOKOTAN
Huh...
[12:46] KOSHITAN
Wh-What?
[12:48] NOKOTAN
Wait, Koshitan, are you...
[12:51] NOKOTAN
a fan of mine?
[12:53] KOSHITAN
Don't push your luck.
[12:55] PA
Thank you for visiting Hino Zoo today.
[12:59] PA
We will be closing at 5 PM.
[13:03] PA
We eagerly await your next visit.
[13:07] NOKOTAN
Great work, everydeer.
[13:08] NOKOTAN
Man, work sure wore me out again today.
[13:12] KOSHITAN
"Work"?
[13:13] KOSHITAN
So she doesn't live here.
[13:17] NOKOTAN
I should treat myself to some boba
on the way home.
[13:20] KOSHITAN
Do you have the money for that?
[13:22] NOKOTAN
Huh? Yeah?
[13:26] KOSHITAN
What's with the fat stacks?!
[13:28] KOSHITAN
Why'd you look so sad
back in the park, then?!
[13:31] NOKOTAN
Why are you mad?
[13:33] KOSHITAN
I'm not mad!
[13:34] NOKOTAN
Come on.
[13:36] NOKOTAN
Let's get boba together.
[13:38] KOSHITAN
Huh? Wh-Why would I go with you?
[13:46] KOSHITAN
Delicious!
[13:46] DEER
Deerlicious.
[13:48] NOKOTAN
Right? The boba tea here is yummy.
[13:54] NOKOTAN
Delicious!
[13:55] DEER
Deerlicious.
[14:02] NARRATOR
After Koshitan experienced that staple
of youth, grabbing a bite after school...
[14:08] NOKOTAN
See you tomorrow!
[14:11] KOSHITAN
Yeah.
[14:14] NARRATOR
...she completely forgot about tailing
Nokotan and went home with a smile.
[14:19] NARRATOR
Easy as ever.
SIGN Niigata Prefecture
Yahiko Shrine
Deer Garden
SIGN Niigata Prefecture, Yahikoyama
Yahiko Shrine
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[14:32] NARRATOR
Nekoyamada Neko, student council
vice president, 132 cm tall.
[14:38] NARRATOR
She's plotting to abolish the Deer Club
and bring about Koshitan's downfall.
[14:43] NEKO
The president got summoned by her
homeroom teacher. She shouldn't be here.
[14:46] NEKO
Now's my chance.
[14:48] NEKO
To fulfill my ambition of becoming
president and the school's madonna...
[14:54] NEKO
Today I'll dig up dirt on her!
[14:59] NOKOTAN
Notsu.
[15:02] NEKO
Wh-Whoa! Don't scare me like that!
[15:06] NOKOTAN
Right back at ya.
[15:08] NOKOTAN
What were you doing there?
[15:10] NEKO
Huh? O-Oh, uh... Well...
[15:13] NOKOTAN
Oh!
[15:14] NEKO
What?
[15:15] NOKOTAN
Could it be...
[15:17] NOKOTAN
You want to join?
[15:20] NEKO
Wha?
[15:21] NEKO
Uh, no.
[15:22] NOKOTAN
You should've said so!
[15:25] NOKOTAN
Be right there.
[15:27] NEKO
Okay, time to scram.
[15:28] NOKOTAN
Thanks for waiting!
SIGN Welcome to the Deer Club
[15:31] NOKOTAN
Welcome to the Deer Club!
[15:33] NEKO
We got a clown in the house!
[15:38] NOKOTAN
It's so great that the Deer Club's
getting a new member.
[15:43] NOKOTAN
What made you want to join?
[15:44] NEKO
Uh, actually...
[15:44] NOKOTAN
You realized that deer are gonna
take over the world, too?
[15:48] NOKOTAN
So you wanted to be closer to deer?
[15:49] NOKOTAN
Deer are so great, huh?
[15:51] NEKO
Wait—
[15:51] NOKOTAN
What do you like about deer? The antlers?
[15:53] NOKOTAN
Oh, want a deer cracker?
[15:55] NEKO
Th-There's been a mewsunderstanding!
[15:58] NEKO
Mews... mews... mews...
[16:01] NOKOTAN
Hmm? What do you mean?
[16:03] NEKO
I-I don't want to join or anything.
[16:07] NEKO
I was, uh... Right. I was just passing by.
[16:11] NEKO
So I'm sorry, but I'm not going to join.
[16:14] NOKOTAN
Gah!
[16:16] NEKO
Huh?
[16:18] NOKOTAN
Oh... I jumped the gun, huh?
[16:22] NEKO
She's in pain. Lots of it.
[16:25] NOKOTAN
Sorry about that. Not many people
want to join, so I got all hyped up.
[16:30] NOKOTAN
I went overboard and made
myself look like a clown.
[16:34] NOKOTAN
Laugh at me if you want!
[16:37] NEKO
Th-The guilt... It's killing me.
[16:40] NEKO
Oh, I know.
[16:41] NEKO
While I'm here, I think I'll join
on a trial basis, maybe?
[16:45] NEKO
I mean, it might help me find
some dirt on the president.
[16:49] NOKOTAN
Really?
[16:50] NEKO
And she seems dumb. A perfect pawn.
[16:54] NOKOTAN
Okay, time for introductions.
[16:56] NOKOTAN
I'm Shikanoko Noko. Call me Nokotan.
[17:00] NEKO
Nekoyamada Neko. I'm a third-year.
[17:03] NOKOTAN
Nice to meetcha, Shikayamada-san!
[17:05] NEKO
Could you not casually deer-ify me?!
[17:07] NARRATOR
Full name Shikayamada Shika, I presume.
[17:11] NOKOTAN
Okay, let's get to the usual deer regime.
[17:15] NOKOTAN
You should join us while you're here,
Shikayamada-san.
[17:19] NEKO
The heck is the deer regime?!
[17:20] NARRATOR
Looks like she's made her peace
with being Shikayamada.
[17:23] NOKOTAN
But first, let me introduce you
to the other members.
[17:27] NOKOTAN
This here's the Deer Club's second deer,
[17:29] NOKOTAN
Bashame.
[17:30] BASHAME
Bashame's Bashame Meme.
[17:32] BASHAME
The Deer Club's deer-in-training,
a more-than-human-less-than-deer first-year.
[17:37] BASHAME
Nom.
[17:38] NEKO
Why's she eating rice?
[17:42] BASHAME
Also, Bashame wants to make a rice paddy soon.
[17:44] NEKO
Who are you even talking to?
[17:46] NEKO
W-Well, I'm a third-year, which makes me
your senpai. Nice to meet you.
[17:50] BASHAMA
Nice to meet you, too.
[17:52] BASHAMA
But Bashame's your senpai
in deerdom. Don't forget that.
[17:58] NEKO
Huh... Uh, okay.
[18:01] NEKO
Sorry about that.
[18:02] NARRATOR
When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
[18:04] NARRATOR
When in the Deer Club, do as the deer dee.
[18:07] NOKOTAN
And this is our third deer,
[18:09] NOKOTAN
Anko.
[18:10] ANKO
I don't want you calling me a deer.
[18:13] NOKOTAN
Huh? But you said you were.
[18:16] ANKO
The only one who can call me
a deer is Onee-chan.
[18:19] ANKO
I'm a deer for her and her alone!
[18:22] NEKO
Uh, you're the student council
president's little sister, right?
[18:26] ANKO
Yes, what about it?
[18:27] NEKO
What do you mean, a deer for her alone?
[18:30] ANKO
I meant what I said.
[18:32] ANKO
Is there a problem?
[18:34] NEKO
Nope. No problems.
[18:37] NEKO
None at all.
[18:39] NOKOTAN
Okay, let's begin the deer regime.
[18:43] NOKOTAN
First...
[18:44] NOKOTAN
Here.
[18:48] NEKO
Uh...
[18:49] NEKO
Those are deer crackers, right?
[18:53] NEKO
What about them?
SIGN Deer Crackers
[18:57] NEKO
Ow! What was that for?!
[18:59] NOKOTAN
Shikayamada...
[19:01] NOKOTAN
You call yourself an aspiring deer?!
[19:03] NEKO
Not sure how you want me to respond to that.
[19:05] NEKO
You just held out some deer crackers
and said nothing else.
[19:10] NOKOTAN
Bashame. You're the senpai.
[19:12] NOKOTAN
Show her how it's done.
[19:18] NOKOTAN
A deer, upon finding deer crackers,
must consume them post-haste.
[19:22] NOKOTAN
This is basic deernomics.
[19:24] NOKOTAN
And this is training to hone
that response in you.
[19:26] NOKOTAN
Come at me like we're on
a battlefield from now on.
[19:29] NEKO
Y-Yessir.
[19:31] NARRATOR
I pray that you never have to go into battle.
[19:35] NOKOTAN
Next up, Anko.
[19:37] ANKO
I only eat deer crackers Onee-chan offers me.
[19:40] ANKO
Why isn't she here, anyway?
[19:42] NOKOTAN
Our homeroom teacher wanted to talk to her.
She might not make it today.
[19:46] ANKO
You should've told me that at the start!
[19:48] ANKO
I can sneak into her room all I want now!
[19:52] ANKO
And, once inside,
I can do whatever my heart desires!
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
SIGN Deer Crackers
[19:56] NEKO
Huh? She's leaving in the middle of training?
[19:59] NEKO
Are there no rules here?
[20:01] NOKOTAN
Next up, the antler regime!
[20:02] NEKO
Antler regime?!
[20:03] NOKOTAN
A deer must be able to grow antlers at will.
[20:07] NOKOTAN
Like this.
[20:08] NEKO
I feel like that's a special skill
even among deer!
[20:11] BASHAME
Nokotan-senpai.
[20:13] BASHAME
Bashame daresays the antler regime
might be too advanced for a newbie.
[20:15] NEKO
Like you're not a newbie yourself!
[20:18] NOKOTAN
Bashame, I see where you're coming from.
[20:21] NOKOTAN
But one look told me
all I needed to know earlier.
[20:25] NOKOTAN
This girl here?
[20:27] NOKOTAN
She has potential to be the real deer.
[20:31] NOKOTAN
Okay, time to train!
[20:32] NEKO
R-Right.
[20:35] NOKOTAN
Close your eyes and picture it.
[20:38] NOKOTAN
Picture antlers growing out of your head.
[20:41] NEKO
Antlers growing...
[20:43] NOKOTAN
Right. Relax.
[20:45] NEKO
Picture antlers growing...
Picture antlers growing...
[20:55] NEKO
Wait, we get your antlers growing?!
[20:57] BASHAME
H-How is a newbie doing this?
[21:00] NOKOTAN
Way to go, Shikayamada.
[21:02] NOKOTAN
I didn't expect you to be such a prodigy.
[21:04] NEKO
Wait, that counts?
[21:05] NOKOTAN
I've never ran into anyone
who could grow them so long.
[21:10] BASHAME
Bashame's so jelly!
[21:12] NEKO
Do I really have immense deer talent?!
[21:16] NARRATOR
Neko-chan's just as easy as Koshitan.
[21:21] NOKOTAN
That does it for club today.
[21:23] NOKOTAN
You did well, Shikayamada.
[21:26] NOKOTAN
These are for you.
[21:28] NOKOTAN
Congratulations.
[21:29] NOKOTAN
You can proudly call yourself a deer now.
[21:32] NEKO
Instructor!
[21:33] BASHAME
Bashame hates to admit it,
but you're the real deer.
[21:39] NEKO
Heck yeah!
[21:40] NEKO
The Deer Club rules!
[21:49] NEKO
Wait, I failed to dig up any dirt
on Koshi Torako again!
[21:55] NEKO
Hiss!
[21:57] NARRATOR
Hang in there, Neko-chan.
[21:59] NARRATOR
The experience you gained today
may come in handy someday...
[22:02] NARRATOR
or it may not.