E13 - 10 Years Later, the Same as Today

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[00:05] Kitagawa
    What's gotten into you, Takada?
[00:09] Takada
    I can't get Nishimura-san
    off my mind lately.
[00:14] Kitagawa
    That's always the case with you!
[00:16] Takada
    Maybe so, but...
[00:19] Adachi
    Could it be love?
[00:20] Adachi
    Isn't that the face of someone in love?
[00:24] Kitagawa
    You're always hanging out
    with the Grim Reaper!
[00:27] Takada
    Yep, because it's so much fun!
[00:29] Takada
    But recently, I kinda feel my chest
    tighten up for some reason!
[00:34] Kitagawa
    Must be her curse!
[00:36] Adachi
    That's love!
[00:37] Adachi
    The unmistakable pattern of love!
[00:42] Kitagawa
    Serves you right!
[00:43] Kitagawa
    You're finally feeling
    the effects of her curse!
[00:47] Takada
    What? Finally?!
[00:49] Takada
    Hooray!
[00:50] Takada
    Now I can be pals with the Grim Reaper!
[00:53] Takada
    Yay! Yay!
[00:53] Kitagawa
    How is that your conclusion?!
[00:56] Adachi
    Why are boys like this?!
[00:59] Adachi
    It's love, dang it!
[01:04] Nishimura
    You know, when I'm with Takada-kun,
     I can feel my chest tighten up lately.
[01:10] Adachi
    That's love!
[01:11] Adachi
    Love, love!
[01:11] Sign
    Love
[01:12] Adachi
    Love explains it all!
[01:13] Adachi
    How frustrating!
[02:44] Sign
    My Clueless First Friend
[02:49] Sign
    Episode 13 "10 Years Later, the Same as Today"
[03:05] Takada
    I have but one mission!
[03:11] Nishimura
    Ah, Takada-kun.
[03:14] Takada
    I must see it through, no matter what...
[03:21] Takada
    and quickly find the bomb that's
    been planted in this classroom!
[03:29] Sign
    — Going back in time a bit —
[03:34] Sign
    PonPon
[03:34] Sign
    Shampoo
[03:34] Sign
    Yonday
[03:34] Takada
    What is this place, Kitagawa-kun?!
[03:38] Kitagawa
    This is our base as the Scorpion Gang!
[03:44] Takada
    Your base?! That's so awesome!
[03:47] Kitagawa
    This classroom fell into disuse
    because of declining birth rates,
[03:50] Kitagawa
    so we of the Scorpion Gang have claimed it!
[03:54] Kitagawa
    Without telling the teachers!
[03:56] Takada
    You mean it's a secret room open only
    to those who have made a pledge?!
[04:00] Takada
    That's the coolest!
[04:02] Kitagawa
    You could say that!
[04:04] Takada
    Sure is cool.
[04:06] Tanaka
    Made yourself at home
    right away, huh, Takada?
[04:09] Takada
    So, why did you let me in here?
[04:12] Takada
    I thought the Grim Reaper's friends
    weren't allowed in the Scorpion Gang.
[04:20] Kitagawa
    You see...
[04:23] Kitagawa
    Takada!
[04:24] Kitagawa
    Do us a once-in-a-lifetime favor!
[04:26] Kitagawa
    Please save our Scorpion Gang!
[04:32] Kitagawa
    We of the Scorpion Gang of class 5-1...
[04:34] Kitagawa
    have been caught up in an endless war
    against the Lizard Gang in class 2!
[04:38] Takada
    Th-The Lizard Gang?!
[04:40] Kitagawa
    Fighting to grab the dodgeball
    court during recess...
[04:44] Kitagawa
    Umbrella duels on rainy days...
[04:47] Kitagawa
    Trying to climb the stairs skipping
    as many steps as possible...
[04:50] Kitagawa
    We've battled them countless times!
[04:52] Tanaka
    But we always end up losing.
[04:55] Yamamoto
    They always pull something unfair.
[04:58] Takada
    For such sacred contests?!
[05:00] Takada
    That's terrible!
[05:01] Kitagawa
    Which is why, in order to put
    the cowardly Lizard Gang in their place,
[05:05] Kitagawa
    we came up with this!
[05:08] Kitagawa
    I call it... the roach bomb!
[05:12] Kitagawa
    We customized an automatic pet feeder
[05:15] Kitagawa
    so the roaches inside
    come flying out on a timer!
[05:17] Kitagawa
    It's the ultimate weapon!
[05:19] Sign
    ROACHES
[05:19] Takada
    I-Incredible!
[05:21] Tanaka
    I'll have you know that's a custom mod
    by yours truly, Tanaka the Engineer.
[05:26] Tanaka
    Keeping those roaches trapped
    in there took a bit of finesse!
[05:31] Takada
    A custom mod! Finesse!
[05:33] Kitagawa
    By planting it in the enemy leader's locker,
[05:35] Sign
    Ishida
[05:37] Kitagawa
    we were sure it would make everyone hate him!
[05:40] Kitagawa
    We were so certain of our victory.
[05:45] Kitagawa
    However...
[06:19] Kitagawa
    The locker he planted it in...
[06:22] Kitagawa
    was the wrong one!
[06:24] Takada
    What?!
[06:25] Takada
    Yamamoto-kun?!
[06:27] Yamamoto
    Who'd have expected a miscalculation like
    that from me, Yamamoto the Informant?
[06:31] Takada
    More like just a slip-up, right?!
[06:33] Takada
    Wait, is the favor you want to ask me...
[06:37] Kitagawa
    That's right!
[06:38] Kitagawa
    Recover the bomb before time runs out!
[06:41] Takada
    Why me, though?
[06:44] Kitagawa
    Well...
[06:48] Sign
    Nishimura
[06:51] Kitagawa
    I know you can pull it off.
[06:53] Kitagawa
    Retrieve the bomb from Nishimura's
    locker without anyone noticing.
[06:59] Takada
    Nishimura-san's in danger...
[07:01] Kitagawa
    D-Don't get me wrong here!
[07:03] Kitagawa
    We're not asking because we
    want to help the Grim Reaper.
[07:07] Kitagawa
    We just don't want
    to get civilians involved.
[07:10] Takada
    Okay!
[07:11] Kitagawa
    So don't let Nishimura find
    out about the roaches!
[07:15] Takada
    It would be cruel to scare
    Nishimura-san like that!
[07:18] Kitagawa
    Not what I meant!
[07:19] Takada
    Got it!
[07:19] Takada
    I'll do it!
[07:23] Sign
    — 10 minutes until expected detonation time —
[07:31] Kitagawa
    That's right. We don't
    want to help Nishimura.
[07:35] Kitagawa
    In fact, we'll be the ones who need help
[07:37] Kitagawa
    if the teachers find out and scold
    the living daylights out of us!
[07:41] Kitagawa
    Don't you mess this up, Takada!
[07:45] Takada
    Nishimura-san.
[07:48] Takada
    Have you seen a bomb about this big?
[07:53] Kitagawa
    You—
[07:54] Takada
    Ah! She's not supposed to find out!
[07:57] Kitagawa
    You idiot! Don't look over here!
[07:59] Kitagawa
    Why'd you go and ruin it all?!
[08:01] Nishimura
    What's this about a bomb?
[08:04] Yamamoto
    Talk your way out of it!
[08:06] Tanaka
    Just don't say it!
[08:07] Tanaka
    Don't slip up and mention
    the bomb with roaches inside!
[08:11] Takada
    Y-Y'know, a bomb.
[08:14] Takada
    The kind that kills people.
[08:15] Kitagawa
    Why are you making it sound worse?!
[08:18] Nishimura
    Um, I-I haven't seen any.
[08:21] Takada
    I-Is that so?
[08:23] Tanaka
    Good thing Takada acts
    so stupid to begin with.
[08:25] Yamamoto
    She didn't pry any further.
[08:28] Kitagawa
    Yeah.
[08:29] Hino
    H-Hold on, Takada!
[08:31] Hino
    Did you just say...
[08:33] Hino
    that there's a bomb planted
    in the classroom?!
[08:37] Kitagawa
    Hino!
[08:39] Girl Student A
    Wait, huh? What's going on?
[08:40] Girl Student B
    They said there's a bomb
    planted in the classroom.
[08:44] Boy Student A
    For real?
[08:45] Kitagawa
    Th-This is bad!
[08:47] Boy Student B
    Shouldn't we run away?!
[08:48] Sign
    — 5 minutes until expected detonation time —
[08:49] Boy Student C
    We should tell the teachers.
[08:51] Kurokawa
    In this situation, should we call
    the police or the fire department?
[08:56] Kitagawa
    We're screwed now!
[09:00] Takada
    I-It's okay!
[09:02] Takada
    I'll defuse the bomb.
[09:04] Yanagieda
    You will, Takada-kun?!
[09:05] Moriguchi
    Defuse a bomb?!
[09:06] Hino
    Whew!
[09:07] Hino
    You really are something, Takada!
[09:10] Hino
    Teach me how to defuse bombs sometime!
[09:12] Adachi
    A grade schooler could never defuse
    a device as complex as a time bomb!
[09:17] Nishimura
    A device...?
[09:18] Kasahara
    That's right! We can't let
    Takada-kun sacrifice himself!
[09:22] Kasahara
    We should all evacuate to the school yard!
[09:24] Kitagawa
    Wait, Kasahara, you're really
    gonna act as class rep now?!
[09:27] Takada
    Dang it!
[09:29] Takada
    We're running out of time!
[09:31] Takada
    We've looked so hard,
    but we still haven't found it!
[09:34] Kitagawa
    No, you haven't looked at all!
[09:36] Kitagawa
    Do whatever you have to and check
    Nishimura's locker already!
[09:42] Nishimura
    Could it be?
[09:44] Nishimura
    Takada-kun.
[09:45] Takada
    It'll be okay, Nishimura-san.
[09:48] Takada
    I'll protect you!
[09:49] Nishimura
    Never mind that.
[09:51] Nishimura
    I-I found a weird device
    in my locker earlier.
[09:53] Sign
    Nishimura
[09:56] Nishimura
    If you're talking about that,
     I gave it to Sensei.
[10:05] Sign
    — 1 minute until expected detonation time —
[10:11] Hino
    Sensei's gonna die!
[10:15] Kitagawa
    Takada!
[10:17] Takada
    We need to hurry up and find Sensei!
[10:19] Takada
    He's going to die!
[10:21] Kitagawa
    Hang on, you know what's really going on here!
[10:23] Kitagawa
    Although Sensei is in for it!
[10:25] Tanaka
    We just have to leave it to Takada now.
[10:28] Tanaka
    There isn't much time left
    before it's supposed to go off.
[10:32] Kitagawa
    Either way, after him!
[10:34] Kitagawa
    Darn it!
[10:36] Kitagawa
    Why is that moron the fastest in our grade?!
[10:39] Kitagawa
    Will he be able to fool Sensei somehow?
[10:42] Kitagawa
    No... I've gotta believe in him!
[10:44] Kitagawa
    It's all up to you, Takada!
[10:47] Kurashiki
    Didn't I tell you not to run in the halls?
[10:49] Takada
    I'm sorry.
[10:50] Kitagawa
    He was this close by?!
[10:55] Takada
    Sensei, that...
[10:57] Kurashiki
    Oh, this?
[10:59] Kurashiki
    Nishimura brought it to me earlier.
[11:01] Kurashiki
    But what's an automatic pet
    feeder doing at school?
[11:05] Kitagawa
    S-Sensei!
[11:08] Kurashiki
    Hey, no running in the halls!
[11:10] Kitagawa
    N-Now's really not the time for...
[11:13] Kurashiki
    What are you talking about, Kitagawa?
[11:15] Kurashiki
    Seriously, you guys...
[11:17] Kurashiki
    Form a line right there.
[11:19] Kurashiki
    Now listen up.
[11:20] Nishimura
    Takada-kun...
[11:20] Kurashiki
    You'll soon be the oldest kids in school,
[11:21] Kasahara
    Is everything all right?
[11:22] Kurashiki
    so you all need to get your acts together.
[11:28] Kitagawa
    Sensei...
[11:47] Kitagawa
    The roach bomb, detonated.
[11:49] Kitagawa
    And the Scorpion Gang...
[11:49] Sign
    Off limits
[11:53] Kitagawa
    wiped out.
[11:58] Kurokawa
    What an awful experience.
[12:00] Kasahara
    Seriously, those stupid boys...
[12:04] Hino
    The mortal enemy of all ramen shops...
[12:08] Nishimura
    Y-You sure did get a real earful.
[12:11] Takada
    Yeah.
[12:14] Takada
    But I'm glad you were safe, Nishimura-san!
[12:18] Nishimura
    Thanks.
[12:19] Nishimura
    For trying to get the bomb out of my locker.
[12:23] Takada
    It was nothing!
[12:24] Takada
    I got to see the Scorpion Gang's base,
[12:27] Takada
    and I had fun playing with
    Kitagawa-kun and the others!
[12:29] Takada
    No man can resist a secret base!
[12:32] Takada
    Even though they made us clean it up!
[12:35] Nishimura
    H-Huh, that sounds impressive.
[12:38] Takada
    Oh, and they asked if I wanna join
    the new Neo Scorpion Gang they're forming!
[12:43] Nishimura
    A-Are you going to join the Scorpion Gang?
[12:49] Takada
    Nope, I won't.
[12:50] Takada
    After all, the Scorpion Gang
    doesn't have you in it!
[12:57] Takada
    I like the Grim Reaper
    a lot more than scorpions!
[13:02] Nishimura
    I-Is that right?
[13:04] Takada
    Yep! The Grim Reaper is the absolute coolest.
[13:08] Takada
    Oh, I know!
[13:09] Takada
    Wanna make a Grim Reaper Gang instead?
[13:12] Takada
    We can invite Hino-kun and the others!
[13:14] Nishimura
    Huh?!
[13:17] Sign
    My Clueless First Friend
[13:24] Kurashiki
    Okay, today, use your imaginations
    and draw yourself ten years from now.
[13:25] Sign
    The Future
[13:40] Hino
    Tank top!
[13:46] Nishimura
    I can't think of anything.
[13:49] Takada
    Check it out, Nishimura-san!
[13:52] Takada
    It's me ten years from now!
[13:55] Nishimura
    I'm there, too?!
[13:57] Takada
    This is me as an adult after I've acquired
    the magic spear Dark Dancer!
[14:01] Takada
    Chosen as a high-ranking
    member of the darkness!
[14:03] Nishimura
    Wh-Why am I next to you?
[14:08] Takada
    Because I want to be with you forever.
[14:10] Nishimura
    With me?!
[14:12] Takada
    I'd be really sad if you ever went away!
[14:16] Nishimura
    I-I see...
[14:19] Nishimura
    Takada-kun, what's this?
[14:22] Takada
    That's your ectoplasm.
[14:26] Nishimura
    My... What?
[14:29] Takada
    It's your ectoplasm!
[14:31] Nishimura
    My ectoplasm?
[14:34] Takada
    This is ten years down the road,
    so I think that's the least you can manage.
[14:37] Takada
    I'm sure your Grim Reaper skills
    will have gone up, too.
[14:40] Nishimura
    I-I don't look very cute.
[14:43] Takada
    Well, you are usually way too cute.
[14:47] Takada
    I had to draw you like this
    so you'd look cool.
[14:51] Takada
    I'm sorry!
[14:52] Takada
    If only I could draw cooler pictures...
[14:55] Nishimura
    N-No...
[14:58] Nishimura
    He said I'm usually way too cute!
[15:05] Sign
    My Clueless First Friend
[15:16] Nishimura
    Takada-kun?
[15:18] Takada
    S-Something smells really nice!
[15:21] Nishimura
    Huh?
[15:22] Takada
    You smell nicer than you always do!
[15:25] Nishimura
    "A-Always"?!
[15:27] Nishimura
    Um...
[15:28] Nishimura
    Oh, i-is it because I switched shampoo?
[15:32] Takada
    Shampoo?
[15:33] Nishimura
    Yeah. My dad got some from someone at work.
[15:37] Nishimura
    He said it's the fancy kind.
[15:39] Takada
    Huh, is that so?
[15:42] Takada
    No wonder you smell so good!
[15:45] Nishimura
    D-Don't do that!
[15:47] Nishimura
    It's embarrassing...
[15:49] Takada
    Sorry, I couldn't help it.
[15:51] Takada
    Why don't you keep on using this one?
[15:53] Takada
    Although the usual is nice, too!
[15:56] Nishimura
    I don't think I should use one
    that you can tell by its smell.
[16:01] Takada
    Huh? Why not?
[16:03] Nishimura
    If I do, I'm sure everyone
    will just laugh at me
[16:08] Nishimura
    and say that the Grim Reaper
    shouldn't try to win over boys.
[16:12] Takada
    That's a good point!
[16:13] Nishimura
    Huh?!
[16:14] Takada
    I mean, the Grim Reaper already has
    charm in a way other people don't!
[16:21] Takada
    You're always so wonderful that
    I have to let everyone know!
[16:32] Takada
    It's incredible.
[16:34] Takada
    Having so much charm without
    doing anything extra...
[16:37] Takada
    There's no one else out there like that!
[16:39] Nishimura
    Th-That's not...
[16:41] Nishimura
    This's just gotta be your charm curse!
[16:45] Takada
    Even without the fancy shampoo,
    I wouldn't be able to stop thinking about you!
[16:50] Nishimura
    S-So...
[16:52] Nishimura
    So there are curses like that, too, huh?
[16:54] Sign
    My Clueless First Friend
[17:02] Takada
    I'm so bored.
[17:06] Sign
    Nishimura-san
[17:06] Sign
    Nishimura-san
[17:06] Sign
    Good morning. What are you up to now?
[17:08] Takada
    Whoa!
[17:10] Takada
    A message from Nishimura-san!
[17:13] Nishimura
    I-I ended up sending him a message...
[17:17] Nishimura
    I'm not being a bother for sending
    a message for no good reason, am I?
[17:23] Sign
    Takada-kun
[17:23] Sign
    Read
[17:23] Sign
    Good morning. What are you up to now?
[17:23] Nishimura
    I-It says he read it, but he hasn't replied.
[17:28] Nishimura
    Why did I even send him that?
[17:36] Nishimura
    Takada-kun...
[17:37] Nishimura
    Maybe he took that rumor to heart.
[17:41] Kurokawa
    You need to forward messages from
    the Grim Reaper to twenty people.
[17:45] Yanagieda
    Or else you'll end up with super bad luck!
[17:50] Takada
    Onee-chan! Onee-chan!
[17:52] Takada
    I got a cursed message from Nishimura-san!
[17:55] Yukiko
    A cursed message, you say?
[17:58] Takada
    Messages from Nishimura-san
    can be fatal in the most extreme cases!
[18:04] Takada
    That's what the girls in our class said!
[18:07] Takada
    Whoo, the most powerful curse!
[18:10] Takada
    Yay!
[18:12] Yukiko
    Nishimura-san is an angel, after all.
[18:15] Yukiko
    You're so happy to hear from her
    that you could just die, right?
[18:20] Takada
    I get it!
[18:24] Sign
    Takada-kun
[18:24] Sign
    Thanks for the message, Nishimura-san!!
    I'm so happy I could die!!
[18:27] Nishimura
    No, you're exaggerating!
[18:30] Takada
    She replied,
    "You're exaggerating, Takada-kun."
[18:32] Takada
    But it's the truth! What do I do?
[18:34] Yukiko
    Hold that thought for a bit.
[18:36] Yukiko
    I'm busy right now taking down this boss!
[18:42] Sign
    I'm not
[18:46] Sign
    I'm not exaggerating, Nishimura-san! After all, you're
[18:49] Sign
    An angel!!
[18:51] Nishimura
    Seriously, you're exaggerating!
[18:53] Nishimura
    That's going way too far!
[18:57] Nishimura
    Everyone else thinks my messages are
    tidings of misfortune from the Grim Reaper.
[19:02] Takada
    That's right!
[19:04] Takada
    I need to let twenty people know that
    I got a message from Nishimura-san!
[19:09] Yukiko
    Huh? What's with that rule?
[19:11] Yukiko
    They want you to brag?
[19:13] Takada
    What do I do?
[19:14] Takada
    I don't have that many people's contact info!
[19:17] Yukiko
    In that case, just tell folks at school.
[19:20] Yukiko
    And not just twenty of them. Tell everyone!
[19:23] Takada
    I see!
[19:25] Takada
    Yay! Maybe I'll become super-popular!
[19:28] Takada
    You're so smart, Onee-chan!
[19:31] Yukiko
    Right? Right?!
[19:33] Taiyou's Mother
    He's as energetic as ever.
[19:39] Takada
    Listen to this! I got a
    message from Nishimura-san!
[19:43] Hino
    Huh?
[19:44] Takada
    I'm so happy, it feels
    like I'm walking on air!
[19:48] Kurokawa
    And then...
[19:49] Takada
    I'm as happy as can be! Yay!
[19:54] Kasahara
    Nishimura-san.
[19:56] Kasahara
    Would you mind giving me your contact info?
[20:00] Nishimura
    S-Sure, but why all of a sudden?
[20:04] Kasahara
    Getting a message from you
    will lead to happiness.
[20:09] Kasahara
    That's what everyone's saying.
[20:12] Takada
    I'm over the moon!
[20:15] Takada
    Hey, you, listen to this!
[21:52] Takada
    Nishimura-san!
[21:54] Takada
    Good morning!
[21:56] Nishimura
    G-Good morning, Takada-kun.
[21:59] Takada
    Your dad's with you today!
[22:01] Nishimura
    O-Only for a little bit.
[22:04] Takada
    Good morning to you!
[22:05] Akane's Father
    Good morning, Taiyou-kun.
[22:08] Takada
    Oh, oh, Nishimura-san!
[22:10] Takada
    How was your daily horoscope today?
[22:11] Akane's Father
    Well, it was the worst of the lot...
[22:17] Akane's Father
    Ah, you meant Akane, didn't you?
[22:20] Takada
    Oh, yeah, both of you are Nishimura-san!
[22:25] Nishimura
    It's confusing with the two of us.
[22:27] Takada
    Then, I'll call you Akane-chan, just for now!
[22:30] Nishimura
    Huh?
[22:31] Takada
    Good morning, Akane-chan!
[22:33] Takada
    How was your daily horoscope today?
[22:37] Nishimura
    Um, well...
[22:39] Nishimura
    I-It said there may be
    good things in my future,
[22:44] Nishimura
    T-Taiyou-kun.
[22:49] Akane's Father
    Huh?
[22:50] Akane's Father
    Is there any reason Akane
    needs to call him Taiyou-kun?
[22:54] Nishimura
    U-Using first names is a
    little embarrassing, huh?
[22:58] Takada
    You think so?
[23:00] Takada
    I love Akane-chan!
[23:02] Nishimura
    You mean my name, right?
[23:12] Akane's Father
    Okay, let's get going.
[23:14] Akane's Father
    You two will end up late.
[23:15] Nishimura
    Yeah.
[23:16] Takada
    Let's go!
[23:34] Sign
    Thank you for watching!!