E1 - She Cried Inside When the Monster to Strike Fear into the Hearts of Men Was Born into the Evil Secret Society Plotting World Domination

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[00:14] Megistus
    O Great Leader of Secret Society: Agastia,
[00:18] Megistus
    Lady Akashic.
[00:20] Megistus
    I have come to answer your call.
[00:23] Akashic
    Welcome, Absolute Zero
    Chief of Staff Megistus.
[00:27] Akashic
    How fare our plans for world domination?
[00:30] Megistus
    All proceeds according to schedule.
[00:33] Akashic
    According to schedule?
[00:35] Akashic
    No quicker than that?
    Won't someone beat us to it?
[00:39] Akashic
    We're not the only organization out
    there plotting world domination.
[00:45] Akashic
    Shouldn't you show a bit more urgency?
[00:48] Megistus
    Behold!
[00:50] Megistus
    I have thoroughly analyzed
    our rival societies.
[00:58] Ibaliger
    That's far enough, Jark!
[00:59] Ibaliger
    Your plans end now!
[01:03] Ibaliger
    Space-Time Warrior, Ibaliger R!
[01:07] Megistus
    The evil army known as Jark, which
    sought to control Ibaraki Prefecture,
SIGN    Space-Time Warrior
SIGN    Ibaliger
SIGN    Space-Time Warrior
SIGN    Ibaliger
[01:10] Megistus
    was eliminated by Space-Time
    Warrior Ibaliger.
[01:17] Yatsurugi
    Proud warrior Yatsurugi has arrived!
[01:21] Yatsurugi
    I'll show you my Kisarazu spirit!
[01:24] Megistus
    Submarine Empire Zaboon, which
    lurked unseen in Chiba Prefecture,
SIGN    Phoenix God
SIGN    Yatsurugi
SIGN    Phoenix God
SIGN    Yatsurugi
[01:28] Megistus
    was destroyed by Phoenix God Yatsurugi.
[01:33] Tochiongar
    Answering the call of love and justice!
[01:36] Tochiongar
    I am Fire Fox Tochiongar Seven!
SIGN    Bishamondo Honpo
[01:43] Megistus
    The Serpent King Clan, which once
    held Niigata Prefecture in its grasp,
SIGN    Fire Fox
     Tochiongar Seven
SIGN    Fire Fox
     Tochiongar Seven
[01:46] Megistus
    was extinguished by
    Fire Fox Tochiongar Seven.
[01:53] Neiger
    I protect the seas! The mountains!
[01:56] Neiger
    And Akita itself!
[01:58] Neiger
    The fighter Akita's known for!
[02:00] Neiger
    Super-God Neiger!
[02:02] Megistus
    The Dajaku Guild monster association,
    once active in Akita Prefecture,
SIGN    Super-God
SIGN    Neiger
SIGN    Super-God
SIGN    Neiger
[02:05] Megistus
    was brought to its knees by Super-God Neiger.
[02:09] Megistus
    Every one of them, stopped in
    their tracks by their heroic rivals.
[02:13] Megistus
    They're unlikely to offer
    any meaningful competition.
[02:17] Akashic
    Yes, excellent.
[02:19] Akashic
    But Megistus, does Agastia not
    struggle with its own hero problem?
[02:26] Megistus
    A problem no longer.
[02:28] Megistus
    Our development department is
    already preparing a new monster.
[02:33] Akashic
    Ah.
[02:34] Akashic
    I hope to see it.
[02:36] Megistus
    You shall indeed, soon enough.
[02:39] Megistus
    Yes... a monster so terrifying,
    it will shake the world to its core!
[02:46] Kuroitsu
    Doctor... What you're proposing...
[02:49] Kuroitsu
    It's too terrifying to comprehend!
[02:51] Sadamaki
    You needn't be frightened.
[02:53] Sadamaki
    You need only have faith
    in our monster's power.
[02:57] Kuroitsu
    Y-You can't possibly...
[03:00] Sadamaki
    As inhuman as it seems, it must be done.
[03:03] Sadamaki
    Don't you understand? This is our mission!
[03:10] Kuroitsu
    Doctor...
[03:12] Kuroitsu
    I just can't do it!
[03:14] Kuroitsu
    I can't give a presentation
    based on a proposal
[03:16] Kuroitsu
    that you banged out in ten minutes!
[03:19] Sadamaki
    Gimme a break! I had the
    worst creative block ever!
[03:24] Sadamaki
    But I believe in you, Miss Kuroitsu!
[03:25] Sadamaki
    You can do this!
[03:27] Sadamaki
    Give that presentation!
[03:30] Kuroitsu
    No!
[05:03] Blader
    Secret Society: Agastia!
[05:05] Blader
    Your evil deeds end today!
[05:07] Megistus
    You've shown yourself at last,
    Divine Swordsman Blader!
[05:10] Megistus
    But you won't live to see another sunrise!
[05:13] Narrator
    As long as good exists in this world,
[05:14] sign
    Narrator
[05:14] sign
    Hiroshi Watari
[05:15] Narrator
    so, too, shall evil thrive.
[05:18] Narrator
    But behind this eternal
    clash of good and evil,
[05:20] Narrator
    there is another battle that goes unseen.
SIGN    — Episode 1 —
    
    She Cried Inside When
    
    the Monster to Strike Fear
    
    into the Hearts of Men Was
    
    Born into the Evil Secret Society
    
    Plotting World Domination
SIGN    Agastia Front Company Building
SIGN    Secret Society: Agastia Great Leader
    Akashic
[05:33] Akashic
    Let the presentation of
    the new monster begin!
[05:38] Fenrir
    Today's agenda will begin with a presentation
     on the specs of our latest monster,
SIGN    Close-Combat Executive
    Fenrir
[05:43] Fenrir
    after which we'll hold Q&A,
    and then vote on the proposal.
[05:49] Fenrir
    If you please.
[05:50] Kuroitsu
    Y-Yes, sir!
[05:53] Kuroitsu
    I am Kuroitsu from the Monster
    Development Department.
SIGN    Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
    Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
[05:56] Kuroitsu
    Thank you for having me.
SIGN    New Monster
    Proposal
SIGN    Monster Development Department
SIGN    New Monster
    Proposal
SIGN    Monster Development Department
SIGN    New Monster
    Proposal
SIGN    Monster Development Department
SIGN    New Monster
    Proposal
SIGN    Monster Development Department
SIGN    New Monster
    Proposal
SIGN    Monster Development Department
[05:58] Kuroitsu
    Please look through the proposal
    document I've distributed.
SIGN    Pluripotent Cellular Executive
    Immortal Camula
SIGN    Scientific Advisor Executive
    Eldridge
[06:05] Eldridge
    It seems a bit flimsy.
SIGN    Aqueous Combat Executive
    Kraken
[06:08] Kraken
    The last one was ten times longer!
[06:11] Kuroitsu
    This is perfectly acceptable!
[06:12] Kuroitsu
    This proposal excises the usual bluster
[06:14] Kuroitsu
    to present only the necessary elements!
SIGN    Polar Research Executive
    Salamander
[06:16] Salamander
    Wait, the other ones were mostly bluster?
[06:19] Kuroitsu
    Never mind that!
[06:20] Kuroitsu
    This monster will put an end to our hated rival,
     Divine Swordsman Blader, once and for all!
[06:27] Kuroitsu
    I wouldn't be in this mess if the doctor
    hadn't kept stretching out the deadline!
SIGN    Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
    Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
[06:34] Sadamaki
    Aren't deadlines just like elastic?
[06:38] (Flashback) Sadamaki
    You can stretch them out so much
    further than you'd ever expect!
[06:40] (Flashback) Sadamaki
    But then once in a while,
    just like a person's temper,
[06:43] (Flashback) Sadamaki
    they snap with the most awful bang!
[06:46] (Flashback) Kuroitsu
    Then would you get writing already?!
[06:48] Kuroitsu
    I've got to fake my way
    through before they catch on!
[06:52] Kuroitsu
    Or before we put an end to Blader,
[06:54] Kuroitsu
    they'll be putting an end to my salary!
[06:58] Kuroitsu
    We've decided to get back to basics
SIGN    Fleurety
SIGN    Long-range Uncle
[07:01] Kuroitsu
    and focus on an extremely simple design.
[07:04] Kuroitsu
    We've purged overly-complicated
    structures and gimmicks
[07:07] Kuroitsu
    to focus on a fearsome and
    aggressive outward appearance
[07:11] Kuroitsu
    that will intimidate Blader
    and crush his will to fight.
[07:15] Kuroitsu
    Behold!
[07:17] Kuroitsu
    I call it... the Nessie Monster, Nesuo!
SIGN    Dimension Shifting Executive
    Weaver Monster Arachne
SIGN    Curse Dragon Executive
    Fáfnir
SIGN    Strategic Intelligence Executive
    Long-range Uncle
SIGN    Black Beast Transformation Executive
    Skylla
[07:30] Kuroitsu
    Oh, no...
[07:31] Kuroitsu
    I can hear it loud and clear!
[07:33] Kuroitsu
    They're all thinking,
    "Is she trying to insult us?"
[07:37] Kuroitsu
    Oh, Doctor!
[07:38] Kuroitsu
    I know it was a last-minute rush job,
[07:40] Kuroitsu
    but how could you stick me with
    such an anemic monster design?
[07:42] Kuroitsu
    And yet... I must see it through!
[07:46] Kuroitsu
    As you can see, its grand visage perfectly
    reflects our organization's status
[07:51] Kuroitsu
    as a leader in the fight
    for world domination!
[07:52] Amanoiwato
    The hell it does!
SIGN    Base Defense Executive
    Amanoiwato
SIGN    Freezing Combat Executive
    Fleurety
[07:53] Fleurety
    It looks like a stupid mascot suit!
[07:55] Fleurety
    An old man in a stupid mascot suit!
[07:57] Kuroitsu
    That's exactly what we were going for!
[07:59] Kuroitsu
    This strategic design will
    make Divine Swordsman Blader
[08:02] Kuroitsu
    assume it's an old man in a mascot suit,
[08:05] Kuroitsu
    thereby dropping his guard!
SIGN    Force of Power Executive
    Warrior of Jaguar
[08:06] Warrior
    So it does look like an old man!
SIGN    Secret Agent Executive
    Peryton
[08:08] Peryton
    Didn't you say it had a "fearsome
    outward appearance" earlier?
[08:12] Akashic
    Well, I really like it!
[08:15] Akashic
    What a cute li'l monstie boy!
[08:17] Megistus
    No, my lady. This is not acceptable.
[08:19] Megistus
    It is important to take a
    broader view of such things.
SIGN    Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
    Megistus
[08:22] Megistus
    Questionable judgment
    will affect group morale.
[08:25] Megistus
    However, the presentation
    is not yet complete.
[08:28] Megistus
    Please continue, Miss Kuroitsu.
[08:31] Kuroitsu
    It's time!
[08:34] Narrator
    Agastia's most intelligent member
    and supreme operational authority,
[08:38] Narrator
    Chief of Staff Megistus.
[08:40] Narrator
    Due to always putting in triple
    the work of anyone else,
[08:43] Narrator
    he is also known as
    Thrice-Greatest Trismegistus.
[08:45] Narrator
    He serves as Agastia's backbone.
[08:48] Kuroitsu
    I must surmount any trials
    he throws before me,
[08:50] Kuroitsu
    or my salary will never survive!
[08:55] Kuroitsu
    A presentation is a battle.
[08:57] Kuroitsu
    Though my current forces might
    leave me at a disadvantage...
[09:00] Kuroitsu
    Once the battle has begun, it must be won!
[09:03] Kuroitsu
    Contrary to his appearance,
[09:07] Kuroitsu
    Nesuo possesses a tremendous
    combination of power and endurance!
[09:10] Nesuo
    Ness!
[09:12] Kuroitsu
    He's a perfectly worthy opponent
    for Divine Swordsman Blader!
[09:15] Megistus
    Tremendous, you say?
[09:17] Megistus
    Yet you've failed to provide even a comparison graph between him
[09:20] Megistus
    and previous monsters,
    let alone hard statistics!
[09:25] Kuroitsu
    We're working on those right now!
[09:28] Kuroitsu
    But you'll see that the proposal
[09:30] Kuroitsu
    does mention improvements to
    the Nessie Blade's construction,
[09:33] Kuroitsu
    based on data from previous monsters!
[09:36] Megistus
    "Nessie Blade"?
[09:38] Megistus
    Don't you find that naming scheme
    rather simplistic and trite?
[09:45] Megistus
    And the concept is flimsy
    right out of the gate!
[09:47] Megistus
    What does a sword have to do
    with the Loch Ness Monster?
[09:52] Megistus
    It's also redundant in light of
    Divine Swordsman Blader's weapon!
[09:56] Megistus
    At least make it feminine
    and call it Nesuko,
[10:00] Megistus
    creating a pun with the Japanese
    name of Loch Ness, "Nesu-ko"!
[10:05] Kuroitsu
    That would have been... a better idea!
[10:11] Megistus
    I believe we're finished here.
[10:14] Kuroitsu
    No... We're not!
[10:16] Megistus
    Oh? You wish to continue the fight?
[10:20] Kuroitsu
    The key to a successful monster presentation
    is believing in that monster.
[10:23] Kuroitsu
    I can't convince them it's strong
    if I don't believe it myself.
[10:28] Kuroitsu
    But how can I have faith in
    such a last-minute monster?
[10:32] Kuroitsu
    In that case...
[10:33] Kuroitsu
    "Nesuo" is merely its larval stage!
[10:36] Kuroitsu
    Once Divine Swordsman Blader
    inflicts sufficient damage upon it,
[10:39] Kuroitsu
    a new monster shall burst out from within,
[10:42] Kuroitsu
    resistant to all attacks previously expended!
[10:48] Akashic
    Hey, that's really neat!
[10:52] Megistus
    I see.
[10:53] Megistus
    It's certainly an intriguing concept.
[10:56] Megistus
    But can you achieve it on
    the budget listed here?
[11:01] Megistus
    We cannot approve ideas invented
    out of last-minute desperation.
SIGN    New Monster
    Proposal
[11:07] Megistus
    Therefore, this monster is rejected!
SIGN    New Monster
SIGN    Proposal
SIGN    Rejected
[11:11] Megistus
    I hereby call this meeting to a close!
[11:17] Sadamaki
    Yeah, I figured it wouldn't work out.
[11:20] Kuroitsu
    It's all your fault, Doctor!
[11:22] Kuroitsu
    I'll never forgive you for this.
[11:24] Sadamaki
    Guess you're pretty bummed, huh?
[11:26] Kuroitsu
    Well, I had to offer up that
    slapped-together proposal.
[11:30] Kuroitsu
    It's not really fair to the monster, is it?
[11:34] Sadamaki
    You really love monsters,
    don't you, Miss Kuroitsu?
[11:38] Kuroitsu
    Well, yeah...
[11:41] Sadamaki
    L... L-L-L-Lord Megistus!
[11:44] Kuroitsu
    Wh-What brings you here?!
[11:47] Megistus
    I'm concerned about what's happening
    here in the Development Department.
[11:51] Kuroitsu
    I promise that proposal wasn't
    intended to insult you.
[11:55] Kuroitsu
    It's all the doctor's fault anyway!
[11:57] Sadamaki
    Are you throwing me under
    the bus, Miss Kuroitsu?!
[11:59] Sadamaki
    Justifiably, but still!
[12:02] Megistus
    So you really did throw it
    together just to meet deadline.
[12:09] Megistus
    That's quite improper, Miss Kuroitsu!
[12:10] Megistus
    If you'd simply informed me
    that you were struggling,
[12:12] Megistus
    I could have pushed back
    the day of the meeting!
[12:16] Megistus
    It's also clear you've both been
    overworked these past few days.
[12:19] Megistus
    I'll bet you aren't getting enough sleep!
[12:21] Megistus
    It's important to take breaks
    to maintain efficiency!
[12:24] Megistus
    I receive reports from HR when you
    don't use your paid leave days!
[12:31] Megistus
    Blader's destruction is of utmost importance,
[12:33] Megistus
    but your health is your finest asset!
[12:35] Megistus
    The only way to do your work properly
    is to take time off as needed!
[12:40] Kuroitsu
    You mean... you're not going
    to execute us for our failure?
[12:45] Megistus
    What's that?!
[12:47] Megistus
    Everybody makes mistakes now and again!
[12:49] Megistus
    But there's no replacement
    for truly skilled labor!
[12:55] Megistus
    Miss Kuroitsu, you proposed a truly
    intriguing idea at today's meeting.
[13:01] Megistus
    It's proof that you possess the
    kind of out-of-the-box thinking
[13:04] Megistus
    that is indispensable
    for monster development.
[13:10] Megistus
    What matters is to use this process
    as a means for further growth.
[13:14] Megistus
    I await your next proposal,
    Development Department.
[13:19] Kuroitsu
    Lord Megistus...
[13:22] Megistus
    See that you do not make
    the same mistake again.
[13:33] Kuroitsu
    Whew... We made it through that one.
[13:36] Sadamaki
    Yeah... But what do we do about
    Divine Swordsman Blader?
[13:57] Kuroitsu
    N-Nesuko!
SIGN    Mascot Specialized Monster
    Nesuko
[14:01] Blader
    Did they not come up with a monster in time?
SIGN    MASCOT
     SPECIALIZED MONSTER
[14:04] sign
    m 56 103 l 197 103 216 128 216 137 213 148 216 164 206 171 56 176
SIGN    Made from the fastest proposal in the society's
     history, it's a specialized monster specialized for
     a mascot costume. It's unclear why the
    Loch Ness Monster was chosen as its theme,
    but the sword it carries takes into account
    deficiencies in previous monsters' equipment.
    In reality, it's just Miss Kuroitsu wearing a
    monster suit.
[14:04] sign
    m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
SIGN    SPECIAL ABILITIES
SIGN    After taking sufficient damage, a new monster
    appears from within, resistant to the attacks
    previously used on it.
SIGN    POWER
SIGN    SPEED
SIGN    ENDURANCE
SIGN    COST
    PERFORMANCE
SIGN    INTELLIGENCE
SIGN    TECHNIQUE
SIGN    STATS UNKNOWN
SIGN    Aladdin Lunches to Go
[14:09] Kenji
    Two bowls of pork on rice ready, ma'am.
SIGN    Free Delivery Nationwide
SIGN    Complimentary Coupons
SIGN    Seasonal Fried Chicken
[14:13] Kuroitsu
    Coming.
[14:18] Kuroitsu
    Thank you, Mr. Employee!
[14:20] Kenji
    Well, you're sounding bright and cheery.
[14:22] Kenji
    Having a good day?
[14:25] Kuroitsu
    Work's actually going very well for once!
[14:28] Kenji
    Well, that's good to hear.
[14:30] Kuroitsu
    Yes, my next little one
    is bursting with promise.
[14:33] Kuroitsu
    I think we're about to see a
    change in who calls the shots.
[14:35] Kenji
    Oh? What do you do for a living?
[14:38] Kuroitsu
    I'm afraid I can't discuss it.
[14:45] Kenji
    She can't discuss it?!
[15:16] Narrator
    It may look like an ordinary office building,
[15:19] Narrator
    but its facade is mere camouflage,
    a front for Secret Society: Agastia.
[15:24] Narrator
    Deep below lies Agastia's
    hidden headquarters.
[15:30] Kuroitsu
    I bought our lunches, Doctor.
[15:33] Sadamaki
    Thanks, Miss Kuroitsu.
[15:36] Sadamaki
    I'll take a break once I'm done here.
[15:48] Kuroitsu
    How's it coming along?
[15:50] Sadamaki
    Just putting on the finishing touches.
[15:54] Wolf
    Wretched Divine Swordsman Blader...
[15:56] Wolf
    Soon, I'll be rending
    your flesh with my claws!
[16:02] Kuroitsu
    You're really revved up, Wolfie boy!
[16:04] Wolf
    You bet I am!
[16:05] Wolf
    This is what I was born to do!
[16:08] Kutoitsu
    This little one really
    is bursting with promise.
[16:11] Kuroitsu
    We've lost every fight up until now,
[16:13] Kuroitsu
    but I think we'll be calling
    the shots from now on!
[16:18] Sadamaki
    The brain is the part that
    takes the most effort.
[16:21] Sadamaki
    Now that it's finished,
    the process is all but complete.
[16:23] Wolf
    Doctor! Miss Kuroitsu!
[16:25] Wolf
    Get that body of mine ready!
[16:27] Wolf
    Then send me into battle with Blader!
[16:30] Sadamaki
    Remain calm, Wolf Bete.
[16:33] Sadamaki
    Your proposal was accepted without issue,
[16:35] Sadamaki
    and your body is 70% finished already.
[16:39] Kuroitsu
    It's magnificent, Doctor!
[16:41] Kuroitsu
    I wish we could always
    be on schedule like this!
[16:44] Sadamaki
    I'm sending you an electronic
    projection of your proposed body,
[16:47] Sadamaki
    and a simulated combat situation.
[16:49] Sadamaki
    You can continue battle training
    in your mind's virtual reality
[16:54] Sadamaki
    until the day your body is complete!
[16:56] Wolf
    I'll murder you!
[16:58] Wolf
    I'll murder you!
[17:00] Wolf
    I want to murder the real Blader soon!
[17:03] Sadamaki
    It's almost time, Wolf Bete.
[17:06] Sadamaki
    Let Blader behold your ferocious body,
    your savage physique!
[17:23] Wolf
    Sounds like my body's finished at last!
[17:27] Wolf
    I've been waiting so long.
[17:29] Wolf
    At last, I am born!
[17:38] Wolf-F
    And now, I will slaughter Blader!
SIGN    Let's Respect Privacy!
SIGN    Let's Respect Privacy!
SIGN    Let's Respect Privacy!
[17:48] Wolf-F
    What's going on here?!
[17:48] Wolf-F
    Why do I have a girl body?!
[17:50] Kuroitsu
    Oh, Wolfie boy's awake...
[17:54] Sadamaki
    Thank goodness... He actually works.
[17:58] Kuroitsu
    We barely had time for QC,
[18:01] Kuroitsu
    but we'll run it soon, so don't worry.
SIGN    Let's Respect Privacy!
SIGN    Let's Respect Privacy!
[18:04] Wolf-F
    Hang on a freakin' minute here!
[18:07] Wolf-F
    What happened to my body?!
[18:09] Wolf-F
    This doesn't match the design
    or the virtual body you sent me!
[18:13] Kuroitsu
    Well, the truth is...
[18:16] Akashic
    Oh, she's done!
[18:18] Akashic
    Wolfie girl, you're so much cuter now!
[18:21] Akashic
    Well done, Development Department!
[18:22] Wolf-F
    Great Leader?!
[18:24] Wolf-F
    What is the meaning of this?!
[18:26] Kuroitsu
    Well, just when we'd gotten
    your body all but finished,
[18:30] Kuroitsu
    our leader came by for a visit.
[18:32] (Flashback) Akashic
    Hey, that's not cute at all!
[18:36] (Flashback) Kuroitsu
    But my lady, you approved it
    at the proposal meeting.
[18:39] (Flashback) Akashic
    I said I wanted it to look more feminine!
[18:45] Kuroitsu
    We had to go right into crunch mode
    to redo the whole body from scratch.
[18:50] Kuroitsu
    I'm so... I'm so...
[18:52] Kuroitsu
    I'm so glad we made it in time!
[18:55] Sadamaki
    We really accomplished something
    here today, Miss Kuroitsu!
[18:59] Wolf-F
    You didn't accomplish jack!
[19:01] Wolf-F
    Where is the ferocious body and
    savage physique you promised me?!
SIGN    Let's Respect Privacy!
[19:04] Sadamaki
    Don't worry!
[19:06] Sadamaki
    I think you've achieved a
    certain kind of ferocity!
[19:08] Sadamaki
    And you'll definitely have a savage
    impact on certain parts of the body!
[19:11] Wolf-F
    That's not the same!
[19:12] Kuroitsu
    Don't worry.
[19:14] Kuroitsu
    You look a little different,
    but your specs are the same.
[19:16] Kuroitsu
    It might feel a little odd in some ways,
[19:19] Kuroitsu
    but we can always run patches later.
[19:20] Wolf-F
    That's not the issue!
[19:22] Kuroitsu
    Don't worry.
[19:23] Kuroitsu
    Our organization values
    diversity in the workplace.
[19:26] Wolf-F
    That's not the issue, either!
SIGN    Let's Respect Privacy!
[19:27] Wolf-F
    Why didn't you at least alter my
    brain to make me a female monster?
[19:31] Wolf-F
    Why did you leave my brain a man's?!
[19:33] both
    You think we had the budget for that?!
SIGN    Let's Respect Privacy!
SIGN    Aladdin Lunches to Go
[19:40] owner
    Great work today, Mr. Sadamaki.
[19:42] owner
    You can go now.
[19:43] Kenji
    Yes, sir. See you next time.
[19:48] Kenji
    That regular customer... What kind of
    work is she doing that can't she discuss?
[19:54] Kuroitsu
    I can't discuss it... in polite company.
[19:57] Kuroitsu
    Oh, you're so cute.
[19:59] Kuroitsu
    I can tell your little one's ready to burst.
[20:01] Kuroitsu
    Don't worry... Let me call the shots.
[20:06] Kenji
    What... What kind of job is she
    doing that can't she discuss?!
[20:10] Kenji
    I spent my whole day at
    work thinking about it!
[20:14] Kenji
    That signal!
[20:16] Kenji
    Another of Agastia's monsters!
[20:27] Kenji
    Blader!
[20:30] Kenji
    Transform!
[20:34] Narrator
    Kenji Sadamaki uses the Tamahaganium Yoroi
    Armor mounted in his Kenshin Bracelet
[20:40] Narrator
    to transform into the invincible
    warrior, Divine Swordsman Blader!
[20:45] Blader
    Divine Swordsman Blader!
SIGN    Special Thanks to These Local Heroes
SIGN    Space-Time Warrior
SIGN    Ibaliger
[20:54] sign
    m 39 215 l 292 217 293 347 45 350
SIGN    Space-Time Warrior Ibaliger R
    (Ibaraki Genki Keikaku)
    
    
    
    Theme of Space-Time Warrior Ibaliger R
    "Toutoki Inochi (Precious Lives)"
    
    
    
    Singer: Takayuki Miyauchi
    Lyrics by: Takayuki Miyauchi Music • Mixing by: Takayuki Miyauchi, DIXIES
SIGN    Phoenix God
SIGN    Yatsurugi
[20:59] sign
    m 39 215 l 292 217 293 347 45 350
SIGN    Phoenix God Yatsurugi 10
    (Yatsurugi Tamashii, Inc)
    
    
    
    Theme of Phoenix God Yatsurugi
    "My Hero Onore Tsuranuite Misero! (Remain True to Yourself)"
    
    
    
    Singer: Tokusatsu Boyz
    Lyrics by: Shin Iizawa, Ryo Kikuchi Music, Mixing by: Etoyuma
SIGN    Fire Fox
     Tochiongar Seven
[21:05] sign
    m 22 216 l 311 218 315 349 22 348
SIGN    Fire Fox Tochiongar Seven
    (B-Production)
    
    
    
    Theme of Fire Fox Tochiongar Seven
    "Tatakae!! Tochiongar Seven (Fight!! Tochiongar Seven)"
    
    
    
    Singer: Tomohiro Hoshi
    Music • Mixing by: Souji Tochio
SIGN    Super-God
SIGN    Neiger
[21:10] sign
    m 22 216 l 311 218 315 349 22 348
SIGN    Super-God Neiger
    (Neiger Project)
    
    
    
    Super-God Neiger
    "Neo Rock"
    
    
    
    Music Assistance: MaouDamashii
SIGN    These heroes are
    not a work of fiction!
    They really exist!
[21:21] Wolf-F
    Showing your face, are you, Blader?
[21:23] Wolf-F
    I'm going to murder you,
SIGN    Close-Combat Specialized Monster
    Wolf Bete
[21:25] Wolf-F
    receive my bonus pay,
    and use it to fix my body!
[21:29] Blader
    Unthinkable...
[21:30] Blader
    She's absolutely obscene!
[21:33] Narrator
    Divine Swordsman Blader,
    Kenji Sadamaki, at 22 years old,
[21:35] Narrator
    has had no intimate experience with women.
[21:39] Wolf-F
    Die, Blader!
[21:40] Wolf-F
    Bete Claw!
[21:43] Blader
    Don't be deceived by appearances!
[21:45] Blader
    A monster's power cannot be underestimated!
[21:48] Blader
    Buster Blade!
[21:56] Blader
    I overpowered her, but she still
    dodged the Buster Blade's slash!
[22:00] Blader
    She's truly a force to be reckoned with!
[22:03] Wolf-F
    Not bad at all, Blader...
[22:05] Wolf-F
    But I'm just getting started!
[22:08] Blader
    What?!
SIGN    Let's Respect Privacy!
[22:14] Wolf-F
    It's time I showed what I can really do!
[22:16] Wolf-F
    Prepare yourself!
[22:22] Narrator
    Divine Swordsman Blader,
    Kenji Sadamaki, at 22 years old,
[22:25] Narrator
    was highly vulnerable to the female form.
[22:27] Wolf-F
    Hey! What's wrong with you?!
[22:29] Wolf-F
    Fight me already!
[22:30] Kuroitsu
    Wait, Wolfie boy!
[22:32] Wolf-F
    What now? I'm fightin' here!
[22:35] Kuroitsu
    We noticed a flaw in your armor's integrity.
[22:37] Kuroitsu
    If you stay here any longer,
    you'll just be a streaker!
[22:51] Kuroitsu
    Retrieval!
[22:57] Kuroitsu
    That wasn't a bug! It was a feature!
[23:00] Blader
    How, exactly?!
[23:07] Sadamaki
    I don't think we can slap
    a quick fix on this one.
[23:11] Kuroitsu
    Guess we're pulling another all-nighter.
[23:13] Wolf-F
    Just fix me already!
[23:17] Narrator
    Orders from the top condemned the
    development department to crunch time.
[23:21] Narrator
    But the next day, Absolute Zero
    Chief of Staff Megistus gave them bonus pay.
SIGN    Next Time
[23:27] Kuroitsu
    Next time, on episode two of Miss Kuroitsu
    of the Monster Development Department,
SIGN    The Legendary Emissary from Hell Who Constantly Hears the Screams of the Evil Souls Supping from the Kettle of Darkness Spreads Fear in His Wake as He Awakens
[23:30] Kuroitsu
    "The Legendary Emissary From Hell."