# E1 - She Cried Inside When the Monster to Strike Fear into the Hearts of Men Was Born into the Evil Secret Society Plotting World Domination
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**[00:14] Megistus**
O Great Leader of Secret Society: Agastia,
**[00:18] Megistus**
Lady Akashic.
**[00:20] Megistus**
I have come to answer your call.
**[00:23] Akashic**
Welcome, Absolute Zero
Chief of Staff Megistus.
**[00:27] Akashic**
How fare our plans for world domination?
**[00:30] Megistus**
All proceeds according to schedule.
**[00:33] Akashic**
According to schedule?
**[00:35] Akashic**
No quicker than that?
Won't someone beat us to it?
**[00:39] Akashic**
We're not the only organization out
there plotting world domination.
**[00:45] Akashic**
Shouldn't you show a bit more urgency?
**[00:48] Megistus**
Behold!
**[00:50] Megistus**
I have thoroughly analyzed
our rival societies.
**[00:58] Ibaliger**
That's far enough, Jark!
**[00:59] Ibaliger**
Your plans end now!
**[01:03] Ibaliger**
Space-Time Warrior, Ibaliger R!
**[01:07] Megistus**
The evil army known as Jark, which
sought to control Ibaraki Prefecture,
***SIGN*** Space-Time Warrior
***SIGN*** Ibaliger
***SIGN*** Space-Time Warrior
***SIGN*** Ibaliger
**[01:10] Megistus**
was eliminated by Space-Time
Warrior Ibaliger.
**[01:17] Yatsurugi**
Proud warrior Yatsurugi has arrived!
**[01:21] Yatsurugi**
I'll show you my Kisarazu spirit!
**[01:24] Megistus**
Submarine Empire Zaboon, which
lurked unseen in Chiba Prefecture,
***SIGN*** Phoenix God
***SIGN*** Yatsurugi
***SIGN*** Phoenix God
***SIGN*** Yatsurugi
**[01:28] Megistus**
was destroyed by Phoenix God Yatsurugi.
**[01:33] Tochiongar**
Answering the call of love and justice!
**[01:36] Tochiongar**
I am Fire Fox Tochiongar Seven!
***SIGN*** Bishamondo Honpo
**[01:43] Megistus**
The Serpent King Clan, which once
held Niigata Prefecture in its grasp,
***SIGN*** Fire Fox
Tochiongar Seven
***SIGN*** Fire Fox
Tochiongar Seven
**[01:46] Megistus**
was extinguished by
Fire Fox Tochiongar Seven.
**[01:53] Neiger**
I protect the seas! The mountains!
**[01:56] Neiger**
And Akita itself!
**[01:58] Neiger**
The fighter Akita's known for!
**[02:00] Neiger**
Super-God Neiger!
**[02:02] Megistus**
The Dajaku Guild monster association,
once active in Akita Prefecture,
***SIGN*** Super-God
***SIGN*** Neiger
***SIGN*** Super-God
***SIGN*** Neiger
**[02:05] Megistus**
was brought to its knees by Super-God Neiger.
**[02:09] Megistus**
Every one of them, stopped in
their tracks by their heroic rivals.
**[02:13] Megistus**
They're unlikely to offer
any meaningful competition.
**[02:17] Akashic**
Yes, excellent.
**[02:19] Akashic**
But Megistus, does Agastia not
struggle with its own hero problem?
**[02:26] Megistus**
A problem no longer.
**[02:28] Megistus**
Our development department is
already preparing a new monster.
**[02:33] Akashic**
Ah.
**[02:34] Akashic**
I hope to see it.
**[02:36] Megistus**
You shall indeed, soon enough.
**[02:39] Megistus**
Yes... a monster so terrifying,
it will shake the world to its core!
**[02:46] Kuroitsu**
Doctor... What you're proposing...
**[02:49] Kuroitsu**
It's too terrifying to comprehend!
**[02:51] Sadamaki**
You needn't be frightened.
**[02:53] Sadamaki**
You need only have faith
in our monster's power.
**[02:57] Kuroitsu**
Y-You can't possibly...
**[03:00] Sadamaki**
As inhuman as it seems, it must be done.
**[03:03] Sadamaki**
Don't you understand? This is our mission!
**[03:10] Kuroitsu**
Doctor...
**[03:12] Kuroitsu**
I just can't do it!
**[03:14] Kuroitsu**
I can't give a presentation
based on a proposal
**[03:16] Kuroitsu**
that you banged out in ten minutes!
**[03:19] Sadamaki**
Gimme a break! I had the
worst creative block ever!
**[03:24] Sadamaki**
But I believe in you, Miss Kuroitsu!
**[03:25] Sadamaki**
You can do this!
**[03:27] Sadamaki**
Give that presentation!
**[03:30] Kuroitsu**
No!
**[05:03] Blader**
Secret Society: Agastia!
**[05:05] Blader**
Your evil deeds end today!
**[05:07] Megistus**
You've shown yourself at last,
Divine Swordsman Blader!
**[05:10] Megistus**
But you won't live to see another sunrise!
**[05:13] Narrator**
*As long as good exists in this world,*
**[05:14] sign**
Narrator
**[05:14] sign**
Hiroshi Watari
**[05:15] Narrator**
*so, too, shall evil thrive.*
**[05:18] Narrator**
* But behind this eternal*
* clash of good and evil,*
**[05:20] Narrator**
*there is another battle that goes unseen.*
***SIGN*** — Episode 1 —
She Cried Inside When
the Monster to Strike Fear
into the Hearts of Men Was
Born into the Evil Secret Society
Plotting World Domination
***SIGN*** Agastia Front Company Building
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Great Leader
Akashic
**[05:33] Akashic**
Let the presentation of
the new monster begin!
**[05:38] Fenrir**
Today's agenda will begin with a presentation
on the specs of our latest monster,
***SIGN*** Close-Combat Executive
Fenrir
**[05:43] Fenrir**
after which we'll hold Q&A,
and then vote on the proposal.
**[05:49] Fenrir**
If you please.
**[05:50] Kuroitsu**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[05:53] Kuroitsu**
I am Kuroitsu from the Monster
Development Department.
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
**[05:56] Kuroitsu**
Thank you for having me.
***SIGN*** New Monster
Proposal
***SIGN*** Monster Development Department
***SIGN*** New Monster
Proposal
***SIGN*** Monster Development Department
***SIGN*** New Monster
Proposal
***SIGN*** Monster Development Department
***SIGN*** New Monster
Proposal
***SIGN*** Monster Development Department
***SIGN*** New Monster
Proposal
***SIGN*** Monster Development Department
**[05:58] Kuroitsu**
Please look through the proposal
document I've distributed.
***SIGN*** Pluripotent Cellular Executive
Immortal Camula
***SIGN*** Scientific Advisor Executive
Eldridge
**[06:05] Eldridge**
It seems a bit flimsy.
***SIGN*** Aqueous Combat Executive
Kraken
**[06:08] Kraken**
The last one was ten times longer!
**[06:11] Kuroitsu**
This is perfectly acceptable!
**[06:12] Kuroitsu**
This proposal excises the usual bluster
**[06:14] Kuroitsu**
to present only the necessary elements!
***SIGN*** Polar Research Executive
Salamander
**[06:16] Salamander**
Wait, the other ones were mostly bluster?
**[06:19] Kuroitsu**
Never mind that!
**[06:20] Kuroitsu**
This monster will put an end to our hated rival,
Divine Swordsman Blader, once and for all!
**[06:27] Kuroitsu**
* I wouldn't be in this mess if the doctor*
* hadn't kept stretching out the deadline!*
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
**[06:34] Sadamaki**
Aren't deadlines just like elastic?
**[06:38] (Flashback) Sadamaki**
You can stretch them out *so* much
further than you'd ever expect!
**[06:40] (Flashback) Sadamaki**
But then once in a while,
just like a person's temper,
**[06:43] (Flashback) Sadamaki**
they snap with the most awful bang!
**[06:46] (Flashback) Kuroitsu**
Then would you get writing already?!
**[06:48] Kuroitsu**
* I've got to fake my way*
* through before they catch on!*
**[06:52] Kuroitsu**
*Or before we put an end to Blader,*
**[06:54] Kuroitsu**
*they'll be putting an end to my salary!*
**[06:58] Kuroitsu**
We've decided to get back to basics
***SIGN*** Fleurety
***SIGN*** Long-range Uncle
**[07:01] Kuroitsu**
and focus on an extremely simple design.
**[07:04] Kuroitsu**
We've purged overly-complicated
structures and gimmicks
**[07:07] Kuroitsu**
to focus on a fearsome and
aggressive outward appearance
**[07:11] Kuroitsu**
that will intimidate Blader
and crush his will to fight.
**[07:15] Kuroitsu**
Behold!
**[07:17] Kuroitsu**
I call it... the Nessie Monster, Nesuo!
***SIGN*** Dimension Shifting Executive
Weaver Monster Arachne
***SIGN*** Curse Dragon Executive
Fáfnir
***SIGN*** Strategic Intelligence Executive
Long-range Uncle
***SIGN*** Black Beast Transformation Executive
Skylla
**[07:30] Kuroitsu**
*Oh, no...*
**[07:31] Kuroitsu**
*I can hear it loud and clear!*
**[07:33] Kuroitsu**
* They're all thinking,*
* "Is she trying to insult us?"*
**[07:37] Kuroitsu**
*Oh, Doctor!*
**[07:38] Kuroitsu**
*I know it was a last-minute rush job,*
**[07:40] Kuroitsu**
* but how could you stick me with*
* such an anemic monster design?*
**[07:42] Kuroitsu**
*And yet... I must see it through!*
**[07:46] Kuroitsu**
As you can see, its grand visage perfectly
reflects our organization's status
**[07:51] Kuroitsu**
as a leader in the fight
for world domination!
**[07:52] Amanoiwato**
The hell it does!
***SIGN*** Base Defense Executive
Amanoiwato
***SIGN*** Freezing Combat Executive
Fleurety
**[07:53] Fleurety**
It looks like a stupid mascot suit!
**[07:55] Fleurety**
An old man in a stupid mascot suit!
**[07:57] Kuroitsu**
That's exactly what we were going for!
**[07:59] Kuroitsu**
This strategic design will
make Divine Swordsman Blader
**[08:02] Kuroitsu**
*assume* it's an old man in a mascot suit,
**[08:05] Kuroitsu**
thereby dropping his guard!
***SIGN*** Force of Power Executive
Warrior of Jaguar
**[08:06] Warrior**
So it *does* look like an old man!
***SIGN*** Secret Agent Executive
Peryton
**[08:08] Peryton**
Didn't you say it had a "fearsome
outward appearance" earlier?
**[08:12] Akashic**
Well, I really like it!
**[08:15] Akashic**
What a cute li'l monstie boy!
**[08:17] Megistus**
No, my lady. This is not acceptable.
**[08:19] Megistus**
It is important to take a
broader view of such things.
***SIGN*** Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
Megistus
**[08:22] Megistus**
Questionable judgment
will affect group morale.
**[08:25] Megistus**
However, the presentation
is not yet complete.
**[08:28] Megistus**
Please continue, Miss Kuroitsu.
**[08:31] Kuroitsu**
*It's time!*
**[08:34] Narrator**
* Agastia's most intelligent member*
* and supreme operational authority,*
**[08:38] Narrator**
*Chief of Staff Megistus.*
**[08:40] Narrator**
* Due to always putting in triple*
* the work of anyone else,*
**[08:43] Narrator**
* he is also known as*
* Thrice-Greatest Trismegistus.*
**[08:45] Narrator**
*He serves as Agastia's backbone.*
**[08:48] Kuroitsu**
* I must surmount any trials*
* he throws before me,*
**[08:50] Kuroitsu**
*or my salary will never survive!*
**[08:55] Kuroitsu**
*A presentation is a battle.*
**[08:57] Kuroitsu**
* Though my current forces might*
* leave me at a disadvantage...*
**[09:00] Kuroitsu**
*Once the battle has begun, it must be won!*
**[09:03] Kuroitsu**
Contrary to his appearance,
**[09:07] Kuroitsu**
Nesuo possesses a tremendous
combination of power and endurance!
**[09:10] Nesuo**
Ness!
**[09:12] Kuroitsu**
He's a perfectly worthy opponent
for Divine Swordsman Blader!
**[09:15] Megistus**
Tremendous, you say?
**[09:17] Megistus**
Yet you've failed to provide even a comparison graph between him
**[09:20] Megistus**
and previous monsters,
let alone hard statistics!
**[09:25] Kuroitsu**
We're working on those right now!
**[09:28] Kuroitsu**
But you'll see that the proposal
**[09:30] Kuroitsu**
does mention improvements to
the Nessie Blade's construction,
**[09:33] Kuroitsu**
based on data from previous monsters!
**[09:36] Megistus**
"Nessie Blade"?
**[09:38] Megistus**
Don't you find that naming scheme
rather simplistic and trite?
**[09:45] Megistus**
And the concept is flimsy
right out of the gate!
**[09:47] Megistus**
What does a sword have to do
with the Loch Ness Monster?
**[09:52] Megistus**
It's also redundant in light of
Divine Swordsman Blader's weapon!
**[09:56] Megistus**
At least make it feminine
and call it Nesuko,
**[10:00] Megistus**
creating a pun with the Japanese
name of Loch Ness, "Nesu-ko"!
**[10:05] Kuroitsu**
*That would have been... a better idea!*
**[10:11] Megistus**
I believe we're finished here.
**[10:14] Kuroitsu**
No... We're not!
**[10:16] Megistus**
Oh? You wish to continue the fight?
**[10:20] Kuroitsu**
* The key to a successful monster presentation*
* is believing in that monster.*
**[10:23] Kuroitsu**
* I can't convince them it's strong*
* if I don't believe it myself.*
**[10:28] Kuroitsu**
* But how can I have faith in*
* such a last-minute monster?*
**[10:32] Kuroitsu**
*In that case...*
**[10:33] Kuroitsu**
"Nesuo" is merely its larval stage!
**[10:36] Kuroitsu**
Once Divine Swordsman Blader
inflicts sufficient damage upon it,
**[10:39] Kuroitsu**
a new monster shall burst out from within,
**[10:42] Kuroitsu**
resistant to all attacks previously expended!
**[10:48] Akashic**
Hey, that's really neat!
**[10:52] Megistus**
I see.
**[10:53] Megistus**
It's certainly an intriguing concept.
**[10:56] Megistus**
But can you achieve it on
the budget listed here?
**[11:01] Megistus**
We cannot approve ideas invented
out of last-minute desperation.
***SIGN*** New Monster
Proposal
**[11:07] Megistus**
Therefore, this monster is rejected!
***SIGN*** New Monster
***SIGN*** Proposal
***SIGN*** Rejected
**[11:11] Megistus**
I hereby call this meeting to a close!
**[11:17] Sadamaki**
Yeah, I figured it wouldn't work out.
**[11:20] Kuroitsu**
It's all your fault, Doctor!
**[11:22] Kuroitsu**
I'll never forgive you for this.
**[11:24] Sadamaki**
Guess you're pretty bummed, huh?
**[11:26] Kuroitsu**
Well, I had to offer up that
slapped-together proposal.
**[11:30] Kuroitsu**
It's not really fair to the monster, is it?
**[11:34] Sadamaki**
You really love monsters,
don't you, Miss Kuroitsu?
**[11:38] Kuroitsu**
Well, yeah...
**[11:41] Sadamaki**
L... L-L-L-Lord Megistus!
**[11:44] Kuroitsu**
Wh-What brings you here?!
**[11:47] Megistus**
I'm concerned about what's happening
here in the Development Department.
**[11:51] Kuroitsu**
I promise that proposal wasn't
intended to insult you.
**[11:55] Kuroitsu**
It's all the doctor's fault anyway!
**[11:57] Sadamaki**
Are you throwing me under
the bus, Miss Kuroitsu?!
**[11:59] Sadamaki**
Justifiably, but still!
**[12:02] Megistus**
So you really did throw it
together just to meet deadline.
**[12:09] Megistus**
That's quite improper, Miss Kuroitsu!
**[12:10] Megistus**
If you'd simply informed me
that you were struggling,
**[12:12] Megistus**
I could have pushed back
the day of the meeting!
**[12:16] Megistus**
It's also clear you've both been
overworked these past few days.
**[12:19] Megistus**
I'll bet you aren't getting enough sleep!
**[12:21] Megistus**
It's important to take breaks
to maintain efficiency!
**[12:24] Megistus**
I receive reports from HR when you
don't use your paid leave days!
**[12:31] Megistus**
Blader's destruction is of utmost importance,
**[12:33] Megistus**
but your health is your finest asset!
**[12:35] Megistus**
The only way to do your work properly
is to take time off as needed!
**[12:40] Kuroitsu**
You mean... you're not going
to execute us for our failure?
**[12:45] Megistus**
What's that?!
**[12:47] Megistus**
Everybody makes mistakes now and again!
**[12:49] Megistus**
But there's no replacement
for truly skilled labor!
**[12:55] Megistus**
Miss Kuroitsu, you proposed a truly
intriguing idea at today's meeting.
**[13:01] Megistus**
It's proof that you possess the
kind of out-of-the-box thinking
**[13:04] Megistus**
that is indispensable
for monster development.
**[13:10] Megistus**
What matters is to use this process
as a means for further growth.
**[13:14] Megistus**
I await your next proposal,
Development Department.
**[13:19] Kuroitsu**
Lord Megistus...
**[13:22] Megistus**
See that you do not make
the same mistake again.
**[13:33] Kuroitsu**
Whew... We made it through that one.
**[13:36] Sadamaki**
Yeah... But what do we do about
Divine Swordsman Blader?
**[13:57] Kuroitsu**
N-Nesuko!
***SIGN*** Mascot Specialized Monster
Nesuko
**[14:01] Blader**
*Did they not come up with a monster in time?*
***SIGN*** MASCOT
SPECIALIZED MONSTER
**[14:04] sign**
m 56 103 l 197 103 216 128 216 137 213 148 216 164 206 171 56 176
***SIGN*** Made from the fastest proposal in the society's
history, it's a specialized monster specialized for
a mascot costume. It's unclear why the
Loch Ness Monster was chosen as its theme,
but the sword it carries takes into account
deficiencies in previous monsters' equipment.
In reality, it's just Miss Kuroitsu wearing a
monster suit.
**[14:04] sign**
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
***SIGN*** SPECIAL ABILITIES
***SIGN*** After taking sufficient damage, a new monster
appears from within, resistant to the attacks
previously used on it.
***SIGN*** POWER
***SIGN*** SPEED
***SIGN*** ENDURANCE
***SIGN*** COST
PERFORMANCE
***SIGN*** INTELLIGENCE
***SIGN*** TECHNIQUE
***SIGN*** STATS UNKNOWN
***SIGN*** Aladdin Lunches to Go
**[14:09] Kenji**
Two bowls of pork on rice ready, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Free Delivery Nationwide
***SIGN*** Complimentary Coupons
***SIGN*** Seasonal Fried Chicken
**[14:13] Kuroitsu**
Coming.
**[14:18] Kuroitsu**
Thank you, Mr. Employee!
**[14:20] Kenji**
Well, you're sounding bright and cheery.
**[14:22] Kenji**
Having a good day?
**[14:25] Kuroitsu**
Work's actually going very well for once!
**[14:28] Kenji**
Well, that's good to hear.
**[14:30] Kuroitsu**
Yes, my next little one
is bursting with promise.
**[14:33] Kuroitsu**
I think we're about to see a
change in who calls the shots.
**[14:35] Kenji**
Oh? What do you do for a living?
**[14:38] Kuroitsu**
I'm afraid I can't discuss it.
**[14:45] Kenji**
*She can't discuss it?!*
**[15:16] Narrator**
*It may look like an ordinary office building,*
**[15:19] Narrator**
* but its facade is mere camouflage,*
* a front for Secret Society: Agastia.*
**[15:24] Narrator**
* Deep below lies Agastia's*
* hidden headquarters.*
**[15:30] Kuroitsu**
I bought our lunches, Doctor.
**[15:33] Sadamaki**
Thanks, Miss Kuroitsu.
**[15:36] Sadamaki**
I'll take a break once I'm done here.
**[15:48] Kuroitsu**
How's it coming along?
**[15:50] Sadamaki**
Just putting on the finishing touches.
**[15:54] Wolf**
Wretched Divine Swordsman Blader...
**[15:56] Wolf**
Soon, I'll be rending
your flesh with my claws!
**[16:02] Kuroitsu**
You're really revved up, Wolfie boy!
**[16:04] Wolf**
You bet I am!
**[16:05] Wolf**
This is what I was born to do!
**[16:08] Kutoitsu**
This little one really
is bursting with promise.
**[16:11] Kuroitsu**
We've lost every fight up until now,
**[16:13] Kuroitsu**
but I think we'll be calling
the shots from now on!
**[16:18] Sadamaki**
The brain is the part that
takes the most effort.
**[16:21] Sadamaki**
Now that it's finished,
the process is all but complete.
**[16:23] Wolf**
Doctor! Miss Kuroitsu!
**[16:25] Wolf**
Get that body of mine ready!
**[16:27] Wolf**
Then send me into battle with Blader!
**[16:30] Sadamaki**
Remain calm, Wolf Bete.
**[16:33] Sadamaki**
Your proposal was accepted without issue,
**[16:35] Sadamaki**
and your body is 70% finished already.
**[16:39] Kuroitsu**
It's magnificent, Doctor!
**[16:41] Kuroitsu**
I wish we could always
be on schedule like this!
**[16:44] Sadamaki**
I'm sending you an electronic
projection of your proposed body,
**[16:47] Sadamaki**
and a simulated combat situation.
**[16:49] Sadamaki**
You can continue battle training
in your mind's virtual reality
**[16:54] Sadamaki**
*until the day your body is complete!*
**[16:56] Wolf**
I'll murder you!
**[16:58] Wolf**
I'll murder you!
**[17:00] Wolf**
I want to murder the real Blader soon!
**[17:03] Sadamaki**
*It's almost time, Wolf Bete.*
**[17:06] Sadamaki**
* Let Blader behold your ferocious body,*
* your savage physique!*
**[17:23] Wolf**
Sounds like my body's finished at last!
**[17:27] Wolf**
I've been waiting so long.
**[17:29] Wolf**
At last, I am born!
**[17:38] Wolf-F**
And now, I will slaughter Blader!
***SIGN*** Let's Respect Privacy!
***SIGN*** Let's Respect Privacy!
***SIGN*** Let's Respect Privacy!
**[17:48] Wolf-F**
What's going on here?!
**[17:48] Wolf-F**
Why do I have a girl body?!
**[17:50] Kuroitsu**
Oh, Wolfie boy's awake...
**[17:54] Sadamaki**
Thank goodness... He actually works.
**[17:58] Kuroitsu**
We barely had time for QC,
**[18:01] Kuroitsu**
but we'll run it soon, so don't worry.
***SIGN*** Let's Respect Privacy!
***SIGN*** Let's Respect Privacy!
**[18:04] Wolf-F**
Hang on a freakin' minute here!
**[18:07] Wolf-F**
What happened to my body?!
**[18:09] Wolf-F**
This doesn't match the design
or the virtual body you sent me!
**[18:13] Kuroitsu**
Well, the truth is...
**[18:16] Akashic**
Oh, she's done!
**[18:18] Akashic**
Wolfie girl, you're so much cuter now!
**[18:21] Akashic**
Well done, Development Department!
**[18:22] Wolf-F**
Great Leader?!
**[18:24] Wolf-F**
What is the meaning of this?!
**[18:26] Kuroitsu**
Well, just when we'd gotten
your body all but finished,
**[18:30] Kuroitsu**
our leader came by for a visit.
**[18:32] (Flashback) Akashic**
Hey, that's not cute at all!
**[18:36] (Flashback) Kuroitsu**
But my lady, you approved it
at the proposal meeting.
**[18:39] (Flashback) Akashic**
I said I wanted it to look more feminine!
**[18:45] Kuroitsu**
We had to go right into crunch mode
to redo the whole body from scratch.
**[18:50] Kuroitsu**
I'm so... I'm so...
**[18:52] Kuroitsu**
I'm so glad we made it in time!
**[18:55] Sadamaki**
We really accomplished something
here today, Miss Kuroitsu!
**[18:59] Wolf-F**
You didn't accomplish jack!
**[19:01] Wolf-F**
Where is the ferocious body and
savage physique you promised me?!
***SIGN*** Let's Respect Privacy!
**[19:04] Sadamaki**
Don't worry!
**[19:06] Sadamaki**
I think you've achieved a
certain kind of ferocity!
**[19:08] Sadamaki**
And you'll definitely have a savage
impact on certain parts of the body!
**[19:11] Wolf-F**
That's not the same!
**[19:12] Kuroitsu**
Don't worry.
**[19:14] Kuroitsu**
You look a little different,
but your specs are the same.
**[19:16] Kuroitsu**
It might feel a little odd in some ways,
**[19:19] Kuroitsu**
but we can always run patches later.
**[19:20] Wolf-F**
That's not the issue!
**[19:22] Kuroitsu**
Don't worry.
**[19:23] Kuroitsu**
Our organization values
diversity in the workplace.
**[19:26] Wolf-F**
That's not the issue, either!
***SIGN*** Let's Respect Privacy!
**[19:27] Wolf-F**
Why didn't you at least alter my
brain to make me a female monster?
**[19:31] Wolf-F**
Why did you leave my brain a man's?!
**[19:33] both**
You think we had the budget for that?!
***SIGN*** Let's Respect Privacy!
***SIGN*** Aladdin Lunches to Go
**[19:40] owner**
Great work today, Mr. Sadamaki.
**[19:42] owner**
You can go now.
**[19:43] Kenji**
Yes, sir. See you next time.
**[19:48] Kenji**
* That regular customer... What kind of*
* work is she doing that can't she discuss?*
**[19:54] Kuroitsu**
I can't discuss it... in polite company.
**[19:57] Kuroitsu**
Oh, you're so cute.
**[19:59] Kuroitsu**
I can tell your little one's ready to burst.
**[20:01] Kuroitsu**
Don't worry... Let me call the shots.
**[20:06] Kenji**
* What... What kind of job is she*
* doing that can't she discuss?!*
**[20:10] Kenji**
* I spent my whole day at*
* work thinking about it!*
**[20:14] Kenji**
*That signal!*
**[20:16] Kenji**
*Another of Agastia's monsters!*
**[20:27] Kenji**
Blader!
**[20:30] Kenji**
Transform!
**[20:34] Narrator**
* Kenji Sadamaki uses the Tamahaganium Yoroi*
* Armor mounted in his Kenshin Bracelet*
**[20:40] Narrator**
* to transform into the invincible*
* warrior, Divine Swordsman Blader!*
**[20:45] Blader**
Divine Swordsman Blader!
***SIGN*** Special Thanks to These Local Heroes
***SIGN*** Space-Time Warrior
***SIGN*** Ibaliger
**[20:54] sign**
m 39 215 l 292 217 293 347 45 350
***SIGN*** Space-Time Warrior Ibaliger R
(Ibaraki Genki Keikaku)
Theme of Space-Time Warrior Ibaliger R
"Toutoki Inochi (Precious Lives)"
Singer: Takayuki Miyauchi
Lyrics by: Takayuki Miyauchi Music • Mixing by: Takayuki Miyauchi, DIXIES
***SIGN*** Phoenix God
***SIGN*** Yatsurugi
**[20:59] sign**
m 39 215 l 292 217 293 347 45 350
***SIGN*** Phoenix God Yatsurugi 10
(Yatsurugi Tamashii, Inc)
Theme of Phoenix God Yatsurugi
"My Hero ~Onore Tsuranuite Misero!~ (Remain True to Yourself)"
Singer: Tokusatsu Boyz
Lyrics by: Shin Iizawa, Ryo Kikuchi Music, Mixing by: Etoyuma
***SIGN*** Fire Fox
Tochiongar Seven
**[21:05] sign**
m 22 216 l 311 218 315 349 22 348
***SIGN*** Fire Fox Tochiongar Seven
(B-Production)
Theme of Fire Fox Tochiongar Seven
"Tatakae!! Tochiongar Seven (Fight!! Tochiongar Seven)"
Singer: Tomohiro Hoshi
Music • Mixing by: Souji Tochio
***SIGN*** Super-God
***SIGN*** Neiger
**[21:10] sign**
m 22 216 l 311 218 315 349 22 348
***SIGN*** Super-God Neiger
(Neiger Project)
Super-God Neiger
"Neo Rock"
Music Assistance: MaouDamashii
***SIGN*** These heroes are
not a work of fiction!
They really exist!
**[21:21] Wolf-F**
Showing your face, are you, Blader?
**[21:23] Wolf-F**
I'm going to murder you,
***SIGN*** Close-Combat Specialized Monster
Wolf Bete
**[21:25] Wolf-F**
receive my bonus pay,
and use it to fix my body!
**[21:29] Blader**
Unthinkable...
**[21:30] Blader**
She's absolutely obscene!
**[21:33] Narrator**
* Divine Swordsman Blader,*
* Kenji Sadamaki, at 22 years old,*
**[21:35] Narrator**
*has had no intimate experience with women.*
**[21:39] Wolf-F**
Die, Blader!
**[21:40] Wolf-F**
Bete Claw!
**[21:43] Blader**
*Don't be deceived by appearances!*
**[21:45] Blader**
*A monster's power cannot be underestimated!*
**[21:48] Blader**
Buster Blade!
**[21:56] Blader**
* I overpowered her, but she still*
* dodged the Buster Blade's slash!*
**[22:00] Blader**
*She's truly a force to be reckoned with!*
**[22:03] Wolf-F**
Not bad at all, Blader...
**[22:05] Wolf-F**
But I'm just getting started!
**[22:08] Blader**
What?!
***SIGN*** Let's Respect Privacy!
**[22:14] Wolf-F**
It's time I showed what I can really do!
**[22:16] Wolf-F**
Prepare yourself!
**[22:22] Narrator**
* Divine Swordsman Blader,*
* Kenji Sadamaki, at 22 years old,*
**[22:25] Narrator**
*was highly vulnerable to the female form.*
**[22:27] Wolf-F**
Hey! What's wrong with you?!
**[22:29] Wolf-F**
Fight me already!
**[22:30] Kuroitsu**
Wait, Wolfie boy!
**[22:32] Wolf-F**
What now? I'm fightin' here!
**[22:35] Kuroitsu**
We noticed a flaw in your armor's integrity.
**[22:37] Kuroitsu**
If you stay here any longer,
you'll just be a streaker!
**[22:51] Kuroitsu**
Retrieval!
**[22:57] Kuroitsu**
That wasn't a bug! It was a feature!
**[23:00] Blader**
How, exactly?!
**[23:07] Sadamaki**
I don't think we can slap
a quick fix on this one.
**[23:11] Kuroitsu**
Guess we're pulling another all-nighter.
**[23:13] Wolf-F**
Just fix me already!
**[23:17] Narrator**
* Orders from the top condemned the*
* development department to crunch time.*
**[23:21] Narrator**
* But the next day, Absolute Zero*
* Chief of Staff Megistus gave them bonus pay.*
***SIGN*** Next Time
**[23:27] Kuroitsu**
Next time, on episode two of *Miss Kuroitsu
of the Monster Development Department*,
***SIGN*** The Legendary Emissary from Hell Who Constantly Hears the Screams of the Evil Souls Supping from the Kettle of Darkness Spreads Fear in His Wake as He Awakens
**[23:30] Kuroitsu**
"The Legendary Emissary From Hell."